Patrice O'Neal - Tuna, Sharks, Bears, Salmon

[@katkal3]

all laughter aside, this dude here, was a fucking genius.

[@skeetmarinerah3566]

katkal3 pure genius

[@ThatCanadianGuy420]

I'm watching this in fullscreen.Thats how good it is.

[@Stricklandisthegoat]

Lmao

[@krisxaero]

you're obv clouded by weed to do this kind of shite

[@jabibgalt5551]

lol me too

[@manoneal1724]

"Women don't edit themselves." So god damn true. And, once again, one of the many female flaws that comes from their luxury of being sexually pursued. Because it's not a non-editing that comes from honesty and sincerity. It's a non-editing that comes from a lack of perceptiveness.

[@klevacolombo282]

How is your relationship now?

[@klevacolombo282]

Your post was 6 years ago have you figured it out and have a long relationship or still hate hate women for lack of perceptiveness whatever that means

[@klevacolombo282]

I just read your comment was wondering how your doing

[@klevacolombo282]

akjohnny just concerned is all

[@encyclopediaamericana7234]

If you point out your girl is being mean when she's actually being mean, you're the asshole. Women can't handle correction. They don't have to, they can just find another guy who is easier to control. Women gain all the benefits from a relationship: protection, provision, romance, etc. In other words, men do a bunch of work for them for the one thing men want. It's not men's fault women require so much to be happy, while men require one thing. And women dare make men feel guilty for being easier to make happy.....

[@PsychoticBedroomRecordings]

One of the best Patrice clips. This could have been performed live on a stage and would kill.

[@jahgol]

I work with mostly women. That salmon dipped in honey bit is absolutely true. They get away with inappropriate contact and conversation that I can't do with them.

[@oneeyehooly9537]

Bro.. jobs are replaceable. Shoot your fucking shot and if they don't wanna play the game move on

[@carloscjr23]

Oh, you can. You havent tried. But you gotta be assertive, otherwise you get seen as a creep or whatever. And find easy targets, girls that you know will not overreact to your approach or whatever.

[@Ddx629]

Not to mention, most sexual harassment women face comes from other women. About 45% of sexual harassment men face comes from other men.

[@vanhelsingslayerofslores5865]

I work at the Hospital these bitches come in with the witchcraft in full effect

[@Anthony-jc1ii]

Never get enough of these.

[@itwas1ofthem]

that book would have been a blockbuster

[@jerrymorales2804]

Whether your White Black Hispanic or any other race.....This Man should be ur guru on how to stop women wasting ur time n money.......

[@shiestysean]

I love Patrice. He is so fugking real.

[@bboohhmmaann]

go shark go shark! Lol

[@summer-np6fx]

This Man is A GOD!!!

[@shaduwy]

This guy was a genius. How he managed to uncover insight details into female psyche is unheard of. Just goes to show we all have different purpose in life and our experiences are tailor made to achieving those set objectives.....

[@monikidd15]

These podcasts, have completly changed my view on the world...

[@trooperjoe73]

Give me a "T" ya'll. Give me an "OOH, NUH", cause we run shit!

[@mrWeenerboy]

Let me tell y’all something...as a 5’ 7” white male, I’d rate myself about 7 out of 10, this man has helped me soooo much, when it comes to women. Because of Patrice O’ Neal...I KILL IT I WITH WOMEN. THIS SHIT WORKS!!!

[@jakeizlove]

Wish I could have met this dude. Smart and well read.

[@Superman5000The]

If I knew about Black Phillip, I would've gotten out of the 4 year relationship I was in MUCH earlier than I did.

[@TheRobgproductions]

'its important but it aint special'' .. yes it is! BWAAAK!! ha fucking brilliant

[@GrandFiction]

A lot of young men need to listen to him young Men not boys that want to hook up. He sounds like a crude version of my father.

[@Sharon-rp7ir]

look @ what "you should" got us lool 😂😂😂

[@Haywerth]

Damn, I wish Patrice were still alive so I can tell him the shark analogy does NOT stink and was really spot on. Life is so unfair sometimes.

[@FredDaImpaler]

We need him now more than ever.

[@RhodesidesReviews]

RIP, a true prophet

[@Nonsequitor415]

Patrice O'Neal is my hero! Every female needs to hear this!

[@overload67]

THANK YOU PAT-RICE!!

[@Emannzo]

The patience Patrice has is supernatural

[@MikeBrownLegend]

It's because he knows that not everyone is still operating from what they've been taught to believe, and don't fully see the primal animal psychology at play behind it all.

[@shiestysean]

She is the epitome of a women with that mind state

[@eezysqueezy]

I swear to God, I lost my shit when Patrice used the phrase 'titty armour'

[@OpEditorial]

Gotta love Patrice- he's like a sage of wisdom, sorta.

[@houseman5815]

Love my boy Patrice!

[@raspycellist]

He's talking about questing, and he's very right about it. Just like questing in a game.

[@PeazyG420]

god i miss this nigga

[@WorshipInTruth]

He was a seasoned gentlemen.

[@1ColdFuture]

-------0:59 1:09Toothless sharks

[@arkyandy9612]

All men must hear this!!!!

[@Sonnykendrick]

Omg he’s right

[@jabibgalt5551]

"Aight, you finished, bitch? Now back to shark business."

[@Aright231]

Non stop barrage of enlightenment for the masses

[@paulkieffer1189]

fuck we need badly. the best souls hardly ever live long enough.

[@rjfink]

Dude, me too. In a big way.

[@andremotivation6561]

Can someone please make an animated video of this with sharks, tunas, bears..

[@hublotkingcole683]

“It’s like...tuna fish” 💀💀💀

[@Larry11181]

Go shark! Go shark!!!

[@robertehrlich1803]

beast

[@hublotkingcole683]

robert ehrlich y

[@thekidzcantfathom]

Patrice calling himself a "[Xbox] 360 nigga". Could you imagine getting roasted/ or hearing another player get roasted in the group chat? I wish Patrice was alive today so we could do let's plays. That would be legendary.

[@peterkutoh3699]

That part where pretty women control intimidating ugly dudes with their cuteness hits hard. Shark analogy is on another level

[@hurdler69]

when i was 16 i remember walking around to different stores looking for a wii, when i didnt have money for one, didnt want one, and i already had an xbox 360 lmao

[@FrogBlasters]

"Its the DATING ritual....BWARK!"

[@raspycellist]

@jfuya2000 Just like a game like Skyrim, or other dungeon diver like that. It's looking for something, adventuring. Going out and looking for a thing, or conquering something. Do you know what I mean?

[@jfuya2000]

@raspycellist i'm sorry, please explain more. i'm not sure i understand. =)

[@openfist247]

@jahgol Yes. And not just at work. Period. They get to do all kinds of borderline crap and you are expected to pretend that it is not happening.

[@Chooooseeeenone]

Let’s say sharks fuck tuna. Patrice was so good at taking dog shit theories and making them not only funny, but logical. 😂 Damn he’s hilarious, wish I would’ve met him

[@FelipeEscobar86]

Women in the comments going balls to the wall😂

[@sageaizen6837]

go shark go shark hahahah

[@ek3918]

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[@focusedallday5620]

When a girl is really with a man that makes her submit then she's truly with a man that is better than her. So the idea of submitting to a man is really for her own benefit and acceptance that he is better and it doesn't not make sense to continue to get into these power struggles.

[@JayGrinding]

🤣💯

[@benburns9505]

They say men and woman are equal and the same thing. Then in the next breath they ask where the real men are

[@chango316]

go shark, go sharkkkkk, go sharkkkkk. goofy ass dudes lol

[@oreiadeporco7097]

You know these wemen went home rethinking their life 😂

[@raspycellist]

@jfuya2000 No problem man.

[@ogmike16]

Lets Just Say Sharks Fucks Tuna o.O lmaoooooo

[@asillynoob]

Madden 2007 nigga. AHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard

[@iwantthe80sback59]

Wish I knew how to split screen Patrice O’Neal and Jordan Peterson, saying the exact same thing in 2 entirely different ways.

[@jfuya2000]

@raspycellist Ohh, I see! Thanks dude =) lol

[@EcheChanga]

preachin boi preach Pratricimothy

[@MrBadApple999]

Huh...i was a male shark without even knowin

[@Fullmetaltracer]

patrice in his infinite wisdom got that part wrong men focus on scholarly pursuits and things like art literature etc. women's world revolve around material objects he had it backwards.

[@oneeyehooly9537]

Don't you ever insult the king like that again

[@richig761]

He wants a reason to beat women? Then why does he ALWAYS say never to touch women? He is thinking logically. I don't agree with everything he says. Although, he's thinking outside of the little politically correct box that most live in. He understands men and women very well. That comes from a lot of deep thinking.

[@johnclavis]

@jefffawcett Agreed. Patrice totally misses the boat in the last bit -- yes, it's considered inappropriate for men to hit on female co-workers REPEATEDLY (it isn't really considered sexual harassment to ask a co-worker out once; you have to keep pushing after they say no 2-3 times), but it's *also* considered inappropriate for women to dress unprofessionally... and believe me, that shit is laid out in plain English, and it more or less tracks with common sense: no miniskirts, no tube tops, etc.

[@johnclavis]

@jahgol LOL So who *are* the women at your office "getting away with" touching and talking to, if not you? Some good-looking dude?

[@havinagoodtimefour20]

how do you give a girl a fifty fifty come on patrice you should know that..

[@SooprSkwurl]

ahh...women live in "you shouldn't" because society/men let it trickle down that "we shouldn't"

[@misomaniac3907]

This woman's voice makes me a misogynist.

[@Monscent]

Patrice was funny as hell...his views on women I think were distorted as fuck from a young age tho (eg by his rape conviction) and he was clearly very angry at women his whole life after that

[@trillgates2452]

you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?

[@trillgates2452]

you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?

[@samusgenesis]

+Monscent nah. He was forced to think about how to best make himself happy in this lame world and he is sharing the conclusions he came to on how to think when pursuing and maintaining a relationship. Though your actions might be similar to others, the mindset behind the actions might be completely different which makes a difference.

[@Monscent]

+samusgenesis Thats just not true man.. Just listen to Dante Nero who did this podcast with him, even he says that Patrice had major issues with sort of hating women, and that he himself wasnt against admitting that. It stemmed from him having problems with the rape accusation as well as the fact that he really didnt attract girls at all until later in life once he started his whole alpha mentality.

[@samusgenesis]

+Monscent On the later episodes, Patrice and Jeffery was talking. Jeffery - "I mean, I love women" Patrice - "nigga, I love women too." Besides, if he just hated women, he wouldn't have had Von for all them years. He hated how women acted in his generation but not women all together. If you "hate" something, you wouldn't want anything to do with it. Realism is not hatred. He was real and he was passionate about his awakening. He knew hate was a strong word to use directly against women through listening to his convo with Dante. That was the only word he could think of at the time. "I know I'm using these strong words, but it shouldn't add to that?!"

[@jefffawcett]

I love Patrice, but he's out of his mind here. Spoken just like a black male comic who has never worked in an office in his life.

[@Dommy11]

First of all not every workplace is an office. Also, he was on The Office. That counts.

[@tofumar]

Meh. Pretty weak stuff. I think he surrounded himself with the wrong women.

[@samidarwish86]

tofumar bitch

[@mocitymedia92]

Dumb bitch

[@ricardoh87]

can you express your own thoughts instead of just repeating other women's opinions?

[@droma51090]

all patrice ever wanted was to legally be able to beat women

[@originalman5722]

I smell a simp... He never said that. He wanted a man's strength to only be recognized, not exhibited.

[@ricardoh87]

bro he literally said the exact opposite. You are an NPC in a woman's world

[@droma51090]

there is nothing 'deep' about his thinking, do yourself a favor and stop

[@samidarwish86]

d rom bitch

[@originalman5722]

It's hard to explain advanced mathematics to an ant...

[@ek3918]

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