Binging with Babish: Turturkeykey from How I Met Your Mother

[@babishculinaryuniverse]

Don't be like me: don't forget your thanksgiving top hat!

[@Smith559]

Binging with Babish Will you ever do a Basics with Babish Brisket Episode

[@XJIcequeen]

I hope for dessert, it's the cake I brought up earlier in the live chat.

[@doctorstrangesupreme8617]

could you make the turducken sandwich from Supernatural?

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Happy Thanksgiving Binging with Babish!

[@XJIcequeen]

Yeah. Happy thanksgiving

[@7elEvan1]

"Sorry if anthropomorphizing them before made it harder to watch" It did, Babish. It did

[@Kdog4660]

I don't know it brought tears to my eyes.

[@dalonbrown1559]

Fax

[@Chinchilla_in_the_Villa]

His name is Andrew, not Babish.

[@letsplay478]

I lost it when he had the ribbed turkey pleasuring the other turkey with a oil lube

[@janehowlett5158]

He liked it.

[@jacobmack3092]

Never in my life did think I would hear “Turkey d*ldo”.

[@sdbegotist]

*gobble gobble*

[@tnuoccaekafsi9808]

@@sdbegotist who is eating it up

[@yeramilvalentin]

Same

[@everburnerfish]

From Turkeys by Turkeys

[@MrDenden94]

God I cant breath I'm crying

[@SeanFerree]

That turkey was humiliated in every way possible

[@babishculinaryuniverse]

But his memory is honored and he lives on in tomorrow's Thanksgiving Leftovers episode!

[@moriahazan277]

@@babishculinaryuniverse , hi

[@theotherriley3033]

@@babishculinaryuniverse how's it hanging, dude?

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

@@babishculinaryuniverse I'm freaking dead! Oh man you are Savage as hell

[@deusxmachina_]

His name was Jeffery not just turkey 😢

[@TheBassManBoy]

Of all the horrifying things in this episode, it's the phrase "receiving turkey" that got me.

[@cubeofmeat4982]

“Turkey torpedo”

[@sephirothsadvent]

It was turkey dildo for me.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

"Lubricate our inserting turkey"

[@xuandaidalat2010]

Top turkey Bottom turkey

[@muhammadhamzashujaat6767]

Lol me too, I stopped watching at that point.

[@Milkman2199]

"Ribbed for your turkeys pleasure" was not sentence I ever imagined I would hear.

[@AbbyWhisperWitch]

It is also one I can't get out of my head 5 minutes after it was said...

[@ryancatgames4279]

Anything he said like that was nothing I thought I'd ever hear.

[@ananyarath5770]

😂

[@michealtaormina1561]

@@limeaidz6560 Chris Hansen time

[@AshesAshes44]

Reminded me disturbingly of kinbaku (Japanese bondage). My brain is weird 🤯

[@GermanKinsmen]

Imagine the two turkeys watching this from the afterlife.

[@hans-san457]

"bro i-" "don't fucking talk to me Jared "

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

@@hans-san457 LOL

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I'd wager it'd be something like: "AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH OUR BODIES!?! AAAAAHHH!"

[@morecringythenhell1577]

*terrified turkey noises*

[@Zebo12345678]

@@hans-san457 Holy shit this is the best reply to a comment I've seen in recent times.

[@TheArchsage74]

Character in TV show: *eats literally anything* Babish: "Alright we're gonna start by seasoning generously with some kosher salt"

[@Lewisrobbie02]

TheArchsage74 if it ain’t kosher it ain’t right

[@itayeldad3317]

There was nothing kosher about this abomination

[@blackthrone6976]

@@itayeldad3317 my mind says no, but my stomach says yes

[@nightowl8477]

I hate kosher salt.

[@alykhodeir9309]

You forgot the freshly ground black pepper

[@ladambell]

“If I inserted it raw” Yeah you definitely wouldn’t wanna raw dog it

[@CrimsonPhantom88]

Next episode: Binging with Babish: Raw Dog!

[@SoldierMan755]

Hear that Francine?! The Doc's put me down with a case of RAWDOGGIN'

[@bell3287]

@@CrimsonPhantom88 N O

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

@@CrimsonPhantom88 Banging with Babish*

[@obamaprism2356]

Take his vocal cords

[@4evadunkley]

I think it's so funny how he acts like he's forced to do these things.

[@DestinyDisillusionEngine]

He is

[@analysis726]

4evadunkley more like 5evadunkley

[@raulphilipgoco403]

What are you talking about? We are obviously forcing him to do this.

[@galorepaprika8491]

He is

[@johncrowe5173]

It's for science

[@del2065]

i feel like Babish only made this so he aint gonna be flagged as kid friendly

[@lancelindlelee7256]

He's got 5M subs, which makes him a celebrity, which makes his channel kid friendly, which makes him banned. You can see how ridiculous this is.

[@StanTheBland]

Hot turkey action

[@knightgem8234]

For those who are unaware, COPPA is going to start destroying channels come 2020. For more info, search it up either on Google for the actual terms or here on KZbin for some disgestable versions.

[@youcantbeatk7006]

@@knightgem8234 Are you some type of bot?

[@knightgem8234]

@@youcantbeatk7006 Geez, I hope not... (._. ') Just saw this topic roaming on KZbin and decided to share. Man now I'm having an existential crisis aw man

[@Punkandtokelife]

This is the most literal “food porn” I’ve ever seen

[@EmiDucky]

Jake Eastman lmao yep

[@hek5005]

that word scares me

[@HiIluvpuppies]

Have u ever watched sausage party ?

[@SonicfanTheNightfury5099]

HAHAHAHA XD

[@yugo819]

Ok, Hotline Miami Brandon mask.

[@15oClock]

"I think I've just ruined Thanksgiving." *Five seconds later* "Oh no, wait, now I've ruined it."

[@Ensule]

Alternate title: Young hen takes a HUGE monster turkey

[@Frosted_Moontips]

This comment makes my butt hurt...

[@scottbinnie9251]

Loooooool

[@RipRLeeErmey]

BBT Big Brown Turkey

[@knightgem8234]

This ain't the hub bud, cheese and briskets.

[@MitsurugiR]

IM COOOOOOOOOMIIIINNGGG AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH

[@_missgirl]

"ribbed for your turkey's pleasure" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@darkwinglad1290]

I wanna like but it's at 69

[@nowdefunctchannel6874]

@@darkwinglad1290 haha secks nu mber

[@ureehueurv]

@@nowdefunctchannel6874 very fitting with the comment

[@Aetherismə]

Hahaha

[@ripvanwinkle5199]

YES

[@BiggusNickus]

"It's time to flip the bird over and tie up the legs." That sentence gets a whole different dimension if you're British.

[@Anino_Makata]

I'm no Brit, but it only took me two seconds to piece together the other meaning of that line...

[@rossramsey5038]

Christ alive lmao

[@awooingstops]

It reminds me of the post of a guy making fun of his buddy for getting a disease in his fingers for "fingering a bird".

[@zahragule]

Jesus christ your right

[@peachpie4219]

Freddy Fazbear Gaming! I fucking hate you, and I mean it. You are a fucking tenth of a human being. I honestly hate you and hope for the worst

[@TheVincident.]

I’m not a vegetarian but this wasn’t easy to watch

[@Zuraneve]

I am a vegetarian. Some parts are hilarious, some parts make me thankful I don't eat meat.

[@justminibanana9128]

I'm not a vegetarian bot for some reason I hate bones.

[@danielstandford4930]

@@justminibanana9128 i have amazing news ! Most people dont :) people tend to prefer to eat the meat

[@justminibanana9128]

@@danielstandford4930 that is true

[@Rolle-vx9ot]

JustMiniBanana I’m pretty sure no one really likes bones

[@fredess3737]

The creators of human centipede might steal this idea and make *_huhumanman_*

[@maikhuongpham6636]

FredeSS :(

[@daphneyan7935]

this is such a valuable comment

[@nicolevergara8505]

isn't a huhumanman just a pregnant lady

[@Science-yBoi]

@@nicolevergara8505 That is true

[@fredess3737]

Nicole Vergara I suppose so

[@PaulSHelms]

This whole thing is the definition of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” 😂

[@mintberrycrunch3630]

Paul Helms Same as the Ultimeatum

[@jacksonny1493]

@@mintberrycrunch3630 also milk steak

[@mintberrycrunch3630]

Charlie Princess Pretty much anything from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

[@notadtonetrick7255]

Honestly doesn’t look to bad I would eat that

[@kericwu]

Well said haha

[@yungsorrow5896]

Imagine growing up then getting butchered then having a smaller turkey stuffed inside your carcass

[@lilacsmile4321]

That’s the dream

[@oberstswiatkowski9402]

What if you butchered a human then put a human in its carcass and then let the turkey eat it bam humaman

[@apollo6718]

Oberst Swiatkowski you mean a huhumanman

[@TheOnePieceFanZ]

Imagine growing up then getting butchered then being stuffed inside the carcass of a bigger turkey

[@Lesbomarx]

Thankfully I'll be dead before that actually happens.

[@catherinemckeller7974]

this is the closest I've come to considering being a vegetarian

[@trillow2758]

I completely see why

[@lancegideondiokno1774]

wait till your recommended section gives you the vid where raw meat just moves on its own

[@piquantement]

Pretending the turkeys are talking is the most Bob's Burgers energy that has ever existed in real life

[@Beunibster]

H. Jon Benjamin should guest

[@theolrazzledazzle9999]

Kinda....qUiRkY 🥴

[@pepesilvia429]

A great idea for a special episode would be to get H Jon Benjamin to do the voiceover pretending to be Babish

[@steve_matin]

"If I inserted it raw...." NEVER INSERT IT RAW

[@hectorsthoughts3737]

@zemar's 51 backwards guys or another turkey

[@Europinion]

Dont wanna get the turkey pregnant

[@GrahamCStrouse]

Stevie Drums Making Babies With Babish....

[@marcushillen8680]

Hit it raw, that’s the law.

[@oxybrightdark8765]

Pure Salt have you heard of eggs?

[@aidenbehrick-boswell8933]

Dude these turkeys died to get shoved into eachother

[@1224chrisng]

imma ruin 69 likes

[@dontcare3293]

My God. It's just horrible disgusting to think about

[@romycartiere7088]

I also felt uncomfortable watching it, and I'm not even vegetarian. I'm glad he mentioned none of the meat is wasted though.

[@covodex516]

nice.

[@peanutgallery5427]

Imagi- Imagine th- *shudders* This wihh. With aah. Peop- -le

[@MrNotaracist93]

This is a bad idea, a much better idea is the "Turducken": a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. Needless to say it was the best Christmas lunch ever

[@nousername8162]

Or the vegan variant Tofucken

[@username-jo8kf]

@@nousername8162 *tofucken* it's definitely a joke. right?

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

@@username-jo8kf hahahaha........no, no it isn't

[@username-jo8kf]

@@jokeofalltrades2838 out of all the 7.8 billion people. I have lost faith in about 7.75 billion of those people

[@b0ark1ng21]

@@nousername8162 to-fucken

[@pastelfirefly8355]

“This is perfectly normal and natural- oh my god here come the shoe horns.”

[@jacobross7443]

Yeah that’s what he said

[@CIorox_BIeach]

I don't know what shoehorns are or why they're funny. 😂 ...I'm not sure I'd I want to find out...

[@corranthomas9164]

@@CIorox_BIeach they’re to help you out your foot in a shoe without damaging the shoe or getting blisters

[@rubysimms4207]

Is someone else made this I would have sides

[@killua5352]

“So ribbed for your Turkey’s pleasure” is not a sentence a was ready to hear today.

[@Zombie_Chow]

Turkeys are hot but i think about them as food.

[@jambroseontoast7233]

Weird Jeremy voice: "Say hi Jeffery" Jeffery (perfectly normal voice): "Sup dude." I literally fell off my bed

[@ironicanimations]

Blu Jay same XDD

[@jewels_kewels1683]

Poop

[@beaniebean4885]

@@jewels_kewels1683 AHAHAHA 😂😂😂

[@noise216]

@@beaniebean4885 you okay?

[@beaniebean4885]

@@noise216 no

[@onimcm]

The "good" version looked like a turkey fleshlight while he was making it.

[@pailhorsegaming6762]

It was

[@icepat31002]

great now i can't unsee it

[@TheUltraChad]

Turkfleshlight

[@unknown_demi6902]

Never utter those same words again

[@joaquingamarra3248]

You didn't need to say that. The World would've been a better place if you didn't say that but you did and now we have to live with it

[@aarnavs]

*“ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure”* - babish 2019

[@UltraBot49er]

Like a pussy hahaha

[@xImageBreakerx]

Ribbed toys do feel quite good.

[@soundslikealottahoopla7752]

Imagine if this video was sponsored by Adam and Eve. That would be the cherry on top of the cherry on top.

[@alfredalfiesiv7082]

Don't forget a banana.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Is this like some western restaurant or do you really want Adam and Eve, the first humans according to the bible, to sponsor a Turturkeykey cooking video

[@kendricklamaristhegreatest]

i live in canada so idk what adam and eve is.

[@soundslikealottahoopla7752]

@@kendricklamaristhegreatest did you look at any of the other replies on this comment?

[@kendricklamaristhegreatest]

@@soundslikealottahoopla7752 a bible place?

[@justanotherguywithamoustac8893]

Tags: Food play, necrophilia, anthropomorphic, bondage, experimental

[@ren.67]

Loli. Technically the turkeys are lolis.

[@I_am_guilty_of_manslaughter]

holup

[@o3o3-37]

Moon Truther HM

[@bluebeka2458]

Wtf dude. But yeah is kinda right.

[@nachiketsharma4507]

What is necrophilia and anthropomorphic?

[@JT-pk8cn]

3 years later and this is still funny as heck.

[@tronzhivago4373]

This man just casually stuffed a turkey with another turkey while wearing a Rolex submariner

[@samuelmoreno5371]

I don't think thats a Rolex kinda looked like a seiko Edit: I was wrong it was a Rolex 😔 a very nice Rolex tho.

[@prestonhawkins5782]

Samuel Moreno was also thinking this

[@hewhoisaccidentprone]

Given the size, it might be a rolex sea dweller not sure tho... Edit: I saw the helium escape valve so I’m leaning more towards it being a sea dweller

[@ANDRE_675]

@@samuelmoreno5371 That is clearly a Rolex Submariner.

[@solem26]

It’s clearly an expensive watch

[@mrlasagna5894]

"I'm kidding of course, this is perfectly natural and normal and part of life - O h m y g o d here come the shoe-horns"

[@RedJohnO22]

I laughed soo HARD at this I had a DRUMSTICK pop up in my pants. My mind isn't in the gutter, I live in a house boat in the gutter.

[@tcopeful]

I'm not gonna lie, from the thumbnail, I 100% thought you were stuffing a turkey with a giant lobster tail.

[@8FakeTears8]

I can't even blame you...

[@cats2927]

Same

[@Ajehy]

That would be less horrible.

[@emilyfraser509]

@Ian Foley Lobsturkey

[@Sephade]

I think I would've actually prefered that. It might have been better to watch without cringing or laughing.

[@SitaraAleu]

The scary thing is that your turturkeykey was probably in MUCH better shape and edibility than the one in the show 😂

[@GMWILD87]

Child: mommy how are baby's made? Mom: Let's watch Binging with Babish.

[@unstoppabledoris]

Watch IN reverse to see how babies are born

[@JakeLovesSteak]

Child: "Babies are made by shoving boneless turkeys up our asses?"

[@whoknowswhocares885]

So babies are the result of Turkey f**king?

[@beckateng]

banging with babish

[@Dead_on_Arrival.]

I think im gonna blow up my benis

[@ghostboi1738]

" Don't stuff a turkey into another turkey " years of academy training wasted

[@joshuapalma408]

Babish: “Arthur, chill, this is a family channel” Also Babish:

[@SeanFerree]

Hahahaha

[@CookingMyWay]

As a Magic Channel... I agree😂 this was very cringy lol

[@MossLikesLJ]

I’m an aspirine vegetarian and everytime I’m craving meat I just come to this video and I’m cured

[@deadshot6554]

For me it's the opposite

[@EdenTheCreator366]

so you not a vegetarian

[@juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945]

Your not a vegetarian you never was

[@MarieHP]

Meat gives you headaches?

[@BynineStudio]

if you'd really like some inspiration on that front, check out ashen's video on chicken in a can. that monstrosity is no doubt responsible for many active vegetarians and vegans today

[@MariktheGunslinger]

"I hope this Turturkeykey tastes as good as it looks!" _"It didn't. It tasted WRONG."_

[@soulzzplaysgames]

Oh hey, nice seeing you here. How's it going?

[@artemiss9230]

I read the second sentence in Ted's voice.

[@crxwd8205]

when did he say that?

[@CGDCzero]

@@crxwd8205 at the end of the episode

[@queenalice7483]

It goes against the laws of nature it was *WRONG*

[@Golgiaparatus2]

Bruh, this man straight up pulled a bottle of lube when inserting the smaller turkey.

[@mars1628]

Bro, what if we lubed up our turkeys together 😳😳 haha just kidding,,,, unless?

[@babylonredsworth4409]

He's gotta avoid COPPA lol.

[@AlasdairGR]

I mean, he does have a girlfriend now.

[@matthewn.8569]

WolfsbaneFilms .LOL

[@haileydurish1053]

The bottle was half empty too 😂😂😂💀

[@skandarc2810]

The “I decided to turn it over and tie it a few more times so it didn’t look like ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure” absolutely killed me and made me laugh out loud in a public. 😂😂😂 I hate you Babish.

[@talentlessdongley4412]

Skandar C : You made me laugh! I hate you. Me: 🤨

[@freakyydeacyy]

So I just decided to soldier forward, not thinking too much about the social and moral repercussions of what I was doing

[@katherinesmith8873]

That was the most traumatic food experience of my life. Thanks for at least showing us how to make a roulade... and then NOT stuffing it inside another turkey!

[@ThelouwseFD]

why does that dead turkey talk like an animal crossing character

[@falsegodichor]

Louise GaryAVBl I thought it sounded like a splatoon charater

[@isabellefleszar5851]

Maybe... maybe it was an animal crossing character

[@BSFilms1997]

It sounded like a woomy.

[@sexybarney_]

That Turkey to me looks like an oiled up human ready for roasting

[@bettybyron5459]

It reminds me of octodad

[@nicolesimpsonsdog4442]

turkey doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore

[@BERKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

Nicole Simpson's Dog Now you know why thanksgiving is hard for us turkish people lmao

[@apolashimself]

@@BERKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE well how about that? 😂

[@Rex55590]

Kurdish people probably envy you

[@crow3467]

Jamais vu

[@worshipper314]

Turkey in Heaven : I have died to serve my masters, I wish they make me into a delicious dish that everyone would love! Babish :

[@qwertydavid8070]

Turkey: NOOo, you have to cook me into a delicious meal that everyone will enjoy! BwB: HaHA FuNNi TuRkEy SeX

[@ironicanimations]

But hey, he did it so we don’t have to :D we thank the turkey and mr Babish

[@a.h.tvideomapping4293]

Before this video Turkey: “man I hope I i go to babish’s house when I die” After the video Turkey: oh no no NO NOOOOOO-

[@MarieHP]

There are currently 666 likes on that comment, for this video is indeed cursed 😂

[@sleepingcat2965]

Haha 669

[@epicsamurai5]

I always appreciate the fact that he actually used the shoe horns.

[@SympleSyn]

"Wrong lube" Jess is a lucky girl.

[@ichigopockychan]

Just imagine him years from now making terrible dad jokes

[@hunnerdayEDT]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[@masterofnegotiation2815]

That bottle was half-empty too

[@lt-yx1hx]

@@masterofnegotiation2815 oh shit

[@jpnrndr7983]

Oh fucking hell ahhh

[@terencecordova4748]

Why is no one talking about how that other bottle of lube was half empty

[@beaniebean4885]

@Keandre Ducot this was before he had a girlfriend though...

[@ninetyzer0107]

lol

[@DimT670]

@@beaniebean4885 well if he's circumcised like a good number of Americans are, he would need it wouldn't he?

[@kikiretzorg1467]

why are you making speculations on the chef's genitalia (Obiter dictum: It is perfectly acceptable to speculate about any genitalia owned by a chef that are not attached to the chef's body)

[@TheDancerMacabre]

@@DimT670 Gomco Clamp for the win! The head gets to breathe, but you still got a cool jacket on. That being said, I wish I just wasn't circumcised at birth, but I'm happy with the results

[@mcdiggles1141]

Who would win? Tur-Turkey-Key or Turtur-Keykey

[@jarlbalgruuf2162]

sounds like an eastern African curse

[@dubbingsync]

Whoever wins, we all lose

[@wandererswanderingdaughter1756]

Tur-tur-key-key

[@unrealcreature]

I was literally asking myself while it was loading

[@vincentpearson1301]

Turtur keykey

[@jbearclowater]

I love that he's explaining the process here, as if anyone should EVER try doing that to a couple of turkeys ever again.

[@brianlion2776]

I wonder how babish feels knowing he helped raise over twice the amount he asked for cancer :')

[@VuldarLeveL]

And with 20 days to go having nearly raised 3 times the intended goal.

[@Lionfire1998]

A very good feeling minus the weight of knowing what he did to that poor turkey

[@ShortThe1st]

Probably helps him sleep at night knowing what he did to those turkeys

[@ayitsglopps5998]

W-what are you doing step turkey

[@Big-man-aman]

Lmaoooooooooo

[@memecollector1238]

*wheeze*

[@warturtleprime4480]

Finna add my "personal" stuffing

[@triedboi.1598]

*S T O P*

[@roderickswopes1015]

Take my like and leave

[@theanarchist4312]

imagine dying and then your body becomes a puppet it could be WAY WORSE

[@manspeej]

69th like

[@BatMaam7585]

It could be... like this.

[@Milo-lq2cs]

Your body would need to be prepped aswell, headless, hairless and without feet.

[@j_rivera2007]

Non-Existant Relevancy and instantly becomes way worse

[@C147-o4q]

Sam o'nella academy may have a say about this

[@AtlasFlynn]

Me: Mum! I'm not wasting time on KZbin, I'm learning the culinary arts from a seasoned professional!! Babish: 0:18

[@pongangelo2048]

Every Michelin star Chefs do this before becoming one.

[@thedestroyerofbraincells3424]

@@pongangelo2048 "The test will commence!! " - Gordon ramramsay

[@raym1477]

Next year: The YEKRUT, a turkey cooked inside out.

[@jamesb.ofdesertdistrict567]

Or the keyturk

[@tyracktdp3459]

Allu71 Mongolian tent. Google it they look pretty insane.

[@tuckermatis1572]

Man, what would a Yekrut even be like? For some reason I'm imagining boiling gravy or something being pumped into the carcass for hours until the gravy cooks it through, or hot oil or something, with maybe the outside wrapped in aluminum foil so it doesn't leak or something. Get a special electric heater to be inserted into the gravy to keep it boiling while the Turkey cooks or something? .... Why am I thinking so hard about cooking a Turkey from the inside out? This must be how Babish feels when making these episodes.

[@_aiko020]

"This bird would be perfect to serve, but now it's time to ruin it" that is the most chaotic evil thing I have ever heard.

[@sidequest954]

I lost my friend to cancer as a child, thank you for bringing light to this organization babish, it means the world to me and it would've meant the world to him as well. ❤

[@malecki2616]

99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores tf is wrong withh you

[@lt-yx1hx]

@99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores asshole

[@Toastier]

@99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores Human trash

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores Your very existence makes me wish I hadn’t failed that abortion when I had je chance

[@XSlimSxadyX]

Rip

[@jennamarie1812]

one of my fav quotes from this show is "i call it turturkeykey!" "uhuhohoh" it makes me cry with laughter

[@Jayjay-ef2gt]

In his defense, Ted did admit at the end of the episode that it was disgusting..

[@Pumpernickel745]

He admitted it tastes wrong...

[@letsgetrealmedicated]

Yo eres ted

[@slowerpanther2463]

Who is Ted?

[@letsgetrealmedicated]

@@slowerpanther2463 ted mosby architect

[@mauz791]

@@slowerpanther2463 Schmosby

[@wepimpchimpin7799]

"Whoops! Wrong lube!" -Babish 2019

[@morganp8591]

Imagine one day he’s finna smash but accidentally pulls out the food lube

[@eyywannn8601]

Morgan :p Have you ever lived if you didn’t use extra virgin olive oil in the bedroom?

[@dustinwulf8074]

Morgan :p shut

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@eyywannn8601 this comment was made by the ancient greece gang

[@viktingg]

Babish's wife: Honey I want you to eat me- WTF ARE YOU DOING Babish: Season it finely with kosher salt, black pepper, and freshly ground orageno.

[@Akumu74]

The funniest thing about this is that one turkey talked like a turkey and the other talked like...babish. just. Comedy gold.

[@aaronheckathorn7267]

I want to say that I'm currently laying in a hospital room. My little girl was diagnosed with T-Cell ALL. She has had some struggles with her treatment but as of today everything is going great. Thanks to anyone that donate to St. JUDE

[@cypress5692]

♥️

[@hansschoefisch2200]

All support from us here. Hoping and praying all will go well.

[@juliarivard2172]

Your little girl is a fighter. Prayers for you and your family in this tough time.

[@markkillspeople]

I really hope she will turn out ok

[@ianparmley7518]

Alternate title: "Andrew goes Hannibal Lecter on some birds"

[@RepressedJoker]

Nah, Hannibal treats his meat with respect

[@Paul-wm6yv]

Kinda brutal if you're used to British english

[@hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464]

@@Paul-wm6yv Brits don't call women birds that much only assholes dl

[@dianairungu1593]

This was the most sexual...non-sexual thing I've seen.....i need a new brain

[@dinateal]

Dwayne Jonson I need to wash mine out with soap and arsenic

[@shotgungames5738]

Me too bro

[@Fwooooooom]

We all do.

[@rbhyXD]

its art

[@jrosales360yt4]

I need to clean my brain by going to prison and dropping the soap

[@floranse5205]

I lost my father to cancer at age 12, i feel the pain you do. I hope you're doing alright, both mentally and emotionally 🧡

[@regularcitizenofffarquhar4698]

i guess no one said it better than Barney. "Uh-uh-Oh-oh"

[@carrotpie3465]

Yeah

[@Victoria-ff9lv]

Thank you so much for partnering with saint jude! They’ve done so much for my family, without them my cousin would not have lived past her 4th birthday, now at 7 shes able to do things like every other child her age 💞💞

[@ijustworkhere1008]

“I cooked the first turkey first instead just inserting it raw” Heh heh heh

[@si8m190]

Rudol Von Stroheim my ma

[@jamwither9847]

no salmonella

[@buddyhnamte]

When he said "Swirl", the first thing that comes to my head is "Swarley" 😂

[@DrSnegg]

"Wrong Lube" what. WHAT.

[@rafaelnual8006]

Yeah, babby gets it in

[@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536]

Ikr only pussies uses lube, real man masturbates raw until their dick starts to bleed.

[@Lo.a.802]

@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 don't do that I know from experience

[@TorazChryx]

You don't use kentucky jelly with poultry, it's more for use with self loathing and a sock.

[@arvidjohansson4012]

@@Lo.a.802 then what's the pleasure in it?

[@nardosarts]

*"wrong lube"* - babish, 2019

[@Johnny.Picklez]

Babish getting it on (;

[@brookebeard6822]

I love how it was already used

[@ninja2841]

Get the vegtable oil babe...

[@ninja2841]

That sounded wrong...

[@Zebo12345678]

"Sup dude" -Jeffry, 2019, moments before being shoved into another turkey's rear.

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

*Insert lenny face here because i dont know how to*

[@Inkypencil22]

IWHOWASDATXD VAguero imagine not knowing how to copy paste

[@blackthrone6976]

Oh, fuck that.

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

@@Inkypencil22i mean its not worth the time

[@JustinRobinson-o3j]

After watching you wrap the turkey roulade back up in it's own skin, I can't help but wonder if the guy who invented roulade was going through some stuff on a personal level at the time.

[@harrisonhart9365]

"The moral repercussions of what I was about to do".... This is why I watch your channel.

[@kiwigirl92]

Whenever he says "Pepper" I mentally add two extra "Peppers"

[@calin4906]

southfield cultured

[@ptypablo]

Ysac gang!

[@jakethesnake17]

You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.

[@scarbar2905]

*You suck at cooking intro intensifies*

[@warpzone8421]

Just gonna put this in the onion at 'bout tree-fiddy for aboooooooout ten minutes.

[@28Naufal]

>debones turkey >Calls it easy Yeah we get it Babby, you're a pro.

[@doggobind]

5:04 "It's turkey d*ldo will have become hilarious dry."

[@DKaldes]

3:05 the movie when i watch it alone 4:20 the movie when my mom walks in

[@lordmerp1498]

at 4:20 no less

[@cayla-jordanmccutcheon525]

Same with anime 🤭

[@TC-il9ct]

I feel violated after seeing him pull out the lube.

[@piyushlahekar4215]

I'd LIKE your comment but you're at 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it.

[@JazzyJay207]

@@piyushlahekar4215 saaaame

[@phrog9039]

@@piyushlahekar4215 too late now lmao

[@piyushlahekar4215]

@@phrog9039 God fuckin damnit.

[@justapurplefedora2455]

It’s a blessing and a violation

[@ClaireStErin]

I can’t believe he had to use actual shoehorns like in the show omg

[@gumballgamer7598]

@@Fps_American bruh wtf is wrong with you people

[@crayfishfuture]

@@Fps_American Are you seriously trying that on fucking KZbin? What the fuck, dude.

[@nazikiller6656]

@@gumballgamer7598 well she put that pic there.... Edit: No i dont like it. I am saying there is always hony kids out there for stuff like this so. Why do you think she put that kind of pic?

[@aidanquiett668]

@@crayfishfuture Least respect the dude's boldness

[@crayfishfuture]

@@aidanquiett668 There's nothing respectable about it. I'm not going to say that he's an idiot, but he definitely did something idiotic.

[@americantttefan4745]

I think the best option would be to built a frame out of the shape of the smaller turkey and put it in the bigger turkey for it to bake the two seperately, before putting them together after baking

[@thomasplatt4939]

This episode is the best argument for vegetarianism I've ever seen.

[@leprechaunheadquartersllc5243]

Or not

[@saltyfish7512]

Or YES

[@taylorwest8465]

If anything I feel this has vegetarianism disproved

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

Yes

[@CoolJude]

666 likes 😈

[@LazyPillowCase]

"pleasure" "tie up the legs" and the literal turkey going in- and the turkey legs didn't help when it was "happening"

[@GGGLStudios]

yes

[@officialnezquick]

that inner turkey do be lookin like a snack though 😳

[@Daydne]

Straight up 😳😳😳

[@toastwell6488]

This is disgusting and I love it. How did you craft a sentence which makes me both wince and smile?

[@kales7884]

Where’s the funny I can’t see it..

[@officialnezquick]

Toastwell this got a genuine laugh out of me 😂 i honestly have no memory of making this comment but this notification brought it back to my attention thanks!

[@toastwell6488]

kales, I just thought it was funny because it’s so absurd and dumb.

[@thecouchpotato7517]

Teacher: "why are you laughing?" me: "nothing" my brain: *TURTURKEYKEY*

[@szczypior2714]

*_Me:_* Sees the thumbnail *"Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do"*

[@kohnermahan]

Oh no oh nononononono

[@baraness24]

NOT DURING NO NUT NOVEMBER YOU DEGENERATE

[@dubbingsync]

Oh... I hadn’t even looked at that properly before I started watching.

[@FGTVE_ASSAULT]

I need to go to confession or bath my self in holy water.

[@breuh5470]

Chilll

[@Endoreze]

The betrayal of jeffrey hurt me emotionally

[@matthewhamilton2913]

It hurt me physically, emotionally & psychologically

[@ViewingChaos]

We all need therapy after watching that go down....

[@jeffj6751]

Tell me about it

[@iowoqopalaoqqe4157]

kinda feel bad for jeffery

[@funnyferret6064]

“Ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure” IM SCREAMING Edit: WRONG LUBE IM DYING DUDE WHY

[@lechairboi9950]

TURKEY D*LDO

[@sleepysmokemoved2561]

@le chair boi I mean the smaller one was kind of… I’m gonna stop there

[@eternal9497]

Guys this is not reddit stop the wierdness

[@funnyferret6064]

infinity NEVER

[@eternal9497]

@@funnyferret6064 me:pulls out gun a shoots my self Crap I think I did it wrong cum came out

[@striderloki5080]

Me: "eyy, the new Sausage Party movie looks cool!" The new Sausage Party movie:

[@nico5951]

No ones gonna talk about how he had lube with him-?

[@s.nifrum4580]

Izel Sucks He justified it with a good joke

[@maybegay6370]

He needed it for behind the scenes with the turkeys

[@blod9862]

He’s gotta be ready

[@thetorocat]

where?

[@nico5951]

Smug Bong 4;07

[@AiRaNixoN]

The turkey scene made me feel uncomfortable like I've never before. What an experience...

[@Goddesscaramel34]

Same! 😂😂😂

[@ranjela455]

lblblblblblblblbllblblnnlblbnllblblb sup dude

[@idoobztv9158]

“Tis the season to be well seasoned” It’s a classic already

[@DaFro3713]

I want it on a shirt

[@MrChristopher1997]

Sounds like something from Chef John

[@adamplace1414]

Never thought I'd laugh uncontrollably at a cooking show, but here we are.

[@yelyzavetalukyanova3681]

The entire video: [Creation of TukTurkeyKey] 4:20: *Mom walks in*

[@alexoglinda288]

I like that number you have there(if you know what I mean)

[@thegamefur7330]

@@alexoglinda288 yeah, its pretty lit

[@alexoglinda288]

@@thegamefur7330 get it?lit?

[@dr.prasad6353]

@@alexoglinda288 oh I see

[@maximilianfranz2158]

@Loli4lyf nice

[@artemusallen7445]

when he grabbed the ky lube i spit out my breakfast

[@gabrielh7517]

"Ribbed for your turkey's pleasure" Daddy Babs November 2019

[@JK-bg3wx]

Excuse me? December? Are you from the future good sir?

[@tuna5305]

Get your own ribbed version now for only 9.99 in your nearest sex toy store!

[@gabrielh7517]

@@JK-bg3wx lol you know when I was writing that I was thinking "it's November don't write December" guess I still did. Lol

[@SeaguIISoup]

My eyes

[@claystorm]

I laughed harder at that line then I probably should have...

[@SomeGuyIn2241]

4:25 *wHAt aRe yOu dOInG sTEp-tURkeY?*

[@CheeseMan68_1]

Homework