I Lied about Scotch Eggs | Botched By Babish

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[@zacharyskelly2291]

You missed a golden opportunity to call this episode the botch egg.

[@MollyAhern]

@Harvest Commands you know you can just like the comment and you don't actually have to say "like" right? just checking

[@nickplamann6930]

Like

[@daltongiddings2771]

Like

[@Daniel_Roach]

LIKE

[@ComicsFromScratch]

Like, but ironically.

[@Poppenntje]

I'm beginning to suspect that his ratatouille didn't contain real rats..

[@demonqueen26]

Will the lies never end?! 😱

[@Benni777]

Even Disney and Pixar lied to us? Who next? Will Mythical Chef Josh lie to us?!? Will Dreamwork’s lie to us?!? 😂

[@anomienormie8126]

Does this imply Remy is a cannibal

[@DaneWorms]

I’m beginning to suspect that he doesn’t have a tiny rat controlling him by pulling on his hair. Mainly because he’s bald.

[@trueMCGRaven]

WOAH WOAH WOAH. That is some wild accusations you are throwing out there. Obviously Andrew put real actual french rats into his Ratatouille smh.

[@JustinGarza]

who ever did the CGI for this episode did an awesome job, that scotched egg looks so real.

[@SicariusYT]

I think i actually noticied it and pointed it out on reddit

[@shaddowbladegaming135]

it wasn’t cgi it was real

[@cody7991]

@@shaddowbladegaming135 That's crazy. You're crazy.

[@JustinGarza]

@@shaddowbladegaming135 that's what they want you to think

[@Darkstar1484]

you are a cruel and hilarious man

[@jto541]

6:55 I love how Kendall starts out looking flattered in a semi sarcastic way, but Andrew just keeps going and leaves her in actual tears by the end of the rant. Wholesome

[@mabelccr1000]

Sal Volcano

[@OrificeHorus]

Made me tear up. Andrew is the best.

[@RfMsC55]

Welcome to this weeks episode of "IS BABISH OK?" This week: Babish is not OK. Thanks for watching!

[@ElegantMessTechPC]

haha this episode was friggin' GREAT !

[@siobhan-rae]

babish does not have bones this week

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

The fact that he looks tired in this makes it all the better, like he's sleep deprived or something

[@servatory284]

Roasting with Babish

[@peganin442]

@@siobhan-rae neither will you

[@aliciaaz2356]

I feel like we're witnessing his maniacal supervillain origin story. Eggs. Eggs did this to him, and to us.

[@STRAKAZulu]

The TRUE origin of Sonic’s nemesis, Dr. Eggman!

[@uriel6018]

@@STRAKAZulu Chef Eggman

[@MrUn1versal]

With Brad becoming his arch nemesis

[@tnmoe-]

That and how he keeps calling it 'The Organization'

[@PajamCam]

Binging with *BADBISH*

[@swaggymcswaggerton374]

as a brit i can confirm that ppl never go to these lengths and I've never had one that wasn't hard boiled inside

[@aidanwarren4980]

I don’t get the obsession with soft-boiling. While a very overcooked yolk can be a bit chalky, there’s nothing unpleasant about a cooked yolk in a boiled egg.

[@birchtree6975]

@@aidanwarren4980 I think a lot of people (myself included) really dislike the texture of soft cooked egg whites and really runny yolks

[@ploppyjr2373]

@@birchtree6975 you’re the first person I’ve heard who doesn’t like runny yolk

[@aidanwarren4980]

@@ploppyjr2373 I also don’t like runny yolk.

[@Ichigoeki]

@@aidanwarren4980 I'm starting to lose the meaning of the word yolk after reading it so many times, now it just sounds like funny nonsense.

[@notaperson6637]

This is one of the top 5 best episodes in the BCU. The slow slide into insanity, the banter, meta-commentary, editing, the self-aggrandizing callbacks, its all just perfect. If someone asked me to prove KZbin channels have surpassed traditional television in terms of entertainment value, this would be exhibit A.

[@B.Whittaker]

Holy underrated comment

[@cherrycanary307]

I really hope babish read all these comments about how most scotch eggs don't have runny yolks and just ran around around screaming for an hour

[@rokuspace]

17:47 The OFFICIAL unofficial Babbish response.

[@MrMcSpiff]

@@rokuspace Because I've lost control of my life.

[@antosaphy931]

he was doing that at the beggining with the sponsor

[@kalos2293]

@@rokuspace I need you to know that you've brought me a significant amount of joy with this, thank you.

[@rokuspace]

@@kalos2293I'm amazed there aren't more comments on that bit, funniest part of the video if you ask me.

[@riorio982]

"it was an un-American......just kidding, it's probably the most American thing I've ever done." 🤣

[@notshockwavedemon7543]

Covering up a conspiracy Definitely the most American thing.

[@jking1343]

"I made so much MONEY" The American dream

[@nmspy]

@@jking1343 c a p i t a l i s m

[@markfergerson2145]

Thanks for pointing out what's wrong with American politics, Andrew...

[@radicaladz]

I mean, as a Brit, the idea of Scotch eggs being anything other than hard boiled and served stone cold is totally alien. But then, scotch egg is like the most boilerplate supermarket/truckstop readymade snack imaginable, so, the very idea of eating a Scotch egg hot, let alone with a runny yolk, feels kinda bougie to me. ;p

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

I love how as soon as Kendall leaves, it's just feral chaos. No remorse. It's a beautiful thing.

[@LittlefootOnthetrail16]

I have been eating scotch eggs for years. Never have I heard they should have a runny yolk. We always used hard-boiled eggs with hot honey mustard to dip them in.

[@Bloodjen]

I really hope Babish one day sees these comments.

[@Plague_Crafter]

That's the way my favorite Irish pub does it. I'm just as surprised to see runny yolk

[@pontuslindberg8318]

How’d you guys even managed to miss all the hundreds of cooking shows featuring Scotch eggs through the years? You’ve been in a coma since 1998?

[@LittlefootOnthetrail16]

​@@pontuslindberg8318 Hundreds of cooking shows that featured scotch eggs what 5 times between them all?

[@simonnachreiner8380]

*SCREAMING*

[@Christian-rn1ur]

It's considered a simple British snack food because we use hard boiled eggs. Runny yolks are for poncy 'gastro' pubs and Londoners.

[@harrycotterill4645]

Can not up vote this enough

[@donteatpoop4689]

Thank you! I was thinking this is the first time I'd heard that the yolk needed to be runny!

[@kyseria]

does this mean that there needs to be another episode of Scotch Eggs Botched by Babish but with hard boiled eggs?

[@StuartCuthbertson]

Also we mostly just buy them ready made from the supermarket, when we want a snack! Simple 🤣

[@GlamAngel24]

I had scotish eggs with my Brit husband in Bournemouth and the yolks were def not runny.

[@ExcessiveHype]

Watching Andrew slowly lose his grip on reality while trying desperately to prove his life isn't a lie, as his friends watched on in absolute horror, is really relatable; and makes me feel better about when I do those things..... Anyways leave a message

[@goose9514]

Man’s losing sanity and we’re liking it

[@keitatakahashi5351]

Same

[@kushagrakishore933]

@@goose9514 we like it because we relate

[@Howthetoastcrumbled]

We liked it because it is something we can relate to

[@neonemuse]

HE MADE SO MUCH MONEY

[@Prospitfox]

Babish: “I wanna show you that I can make a scotch egg with a nice runny yolk” The video: *still has 10 minutes left* Uh oh Andrew

[@crescentceleste]

when he did the third egg and I saw how much time was left I was like... oh no.

[@jamie8032]

I love how suave and cool Babish appears in his normal videos and he's a goofy hyper cooking lunatic in these ones, it's great.

[@SimuLord]

He got possessed by the same animus that drives Josh Scherer on Mythical Kitchen.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@SimuLord Or maybe by whatever is usually going on inside of YSAC's house lol

[@chrismanuel9768]

The "I MADE SO MUCH MONNNEYYYYY" got me. I laughed like an idiot

[@jadedoptimistt]

Truly American

[@anjelyca865]

No fr i came to find this comment! I laughed soo hard

[@andynonymous6769]

Sane with "Scotland... you had this coming" then that smug look

[@some.stupid.kinnie3026]

The way he said it made me think of flamingo-

[@soccerChamp700]

I didn’t even make that far. Laughed all the way to the line

[@TheMarcira]

seeing babish go from almost suave cooking man to crackhead food scientists put a freaking smile on my face

[@dingdawng]

Breaking with Badbish

[@stickmanblubbles4489]

29:21 *crackhead*

[@lewisabraham936]

@@stickmanblubbles4489 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😆😆😆😆😆

[@lemonyorkshirepudding]

I like to believe that Andrew and Babish are 2 different identities. So whenever Andrew is cooking, his babish persona is just narrating what is being done.

[@peregrine5327]

What I love most is that the implication is that he's ALWAYS like this and they just edit around it.

[@certifiedtealeaf]

I like how babish is actually insane but the more heavily edited videos (binging/basics etc.) make him feel way more calm. Maybe the lie isn't over yet...

[@mollusckscramp4124]

I like this side of him, his chaos is exciting lol

[@blakeskinner3878]

Scotch eggs are traditionally hardboiled in my experience but soft boiled eggs in them taste better in my opinion and I think it really is up to the maker

[@louuanneeestrewp6189]

They're traditionally soft boiled but over the years we've adapted them to be hard boiled. Better soft though

[@theheadofrichardnixon7252]

@@louuanneeestrewp6189 The complete opposite actually.

[@maker0824]

I hate runny yokes

[@rmdrunkenrat5445]

As someone who lives in the UK, I do have a best scotch egg experience: I was working as a builder’s labourer at the time and my boss was the quintessential Northern hard man . Gruff. Tough. Vastly disliked me for being a Londoner. Anyway. We were working on a roof at the time, and the client had left us some fancy scotch eggs as a lunchtime offering. My boss, unwilling to concede that chewing is a necessary first step of the digestion process, insisted that I ate the egg as quickly as possible to return to work, and decided to demonstrate how to eat a scotch egg in a single bite. Friends, he jammed the snack in his mouth (not unlike Andrew) and bit down. I will never forget the sound. It was, as the kids would say, a ‘cronch’. It was not the mellow sound of a man biting through meat and egg, no. It was the sound of a man biting through a boiled egg with the shell still on, with some deep fried meat in the way. Long story short, he had a funny turn and threw up, and we all got to go home early. And my scotch egg was delicious.

[@ohrats731]

Wait wait wait, you’re telling me the person who made them left the shell on??? Rip.

[@ZealTroublemaker]

This is my favorite Scotch Egg story. I’ve never had them myself but wow this is fantastic. Lol.

[@ying520]

"It was, as the kids would say, a ‘cronch’." True poetry sir

[@FlagCutie]

This is now my favorite Scotch Egg story!

[@JPals-gt4mp]

r/askreddit

[@KitCat898]

His energy is so chaotic in this whole thing he’s like the cat meme that says “mother- mother I crave violence”

[@kmms4720]

LITERALLY

[@Cwyan-wv1hj]

@@_notbrandon or…he’s having fun? Not everything needs armchair psychological analysis man.

[@darksentinel082]

@@_notbrandon why would he put on an act for his less popular video series

[@CherryBotV2]

i read this in oz media's voice and it made it so much better"

[@deathsecretary2055]

@@CherryBotV2 You're right, it's much better.

[@der1658]

Brad's soft "... because he's lying again" 👌🏼 Brad, you are a treasure. A bejeweled trinket. The pirate's own boot. We love you.

[@tjgarland]

Just a heads up! The pub recipe I use actually calls for less sausage around the egg. You cover that egg in a TON of sausage! It’s a thick layer and I’d say that’s why it’s not cooking all the way through. When I do them, I soft boil them just enough to where I can still peel them, and then I actually bake them. By the time the sausage is done, the whites inside solidify and the yolk is still gooey. Hope this helps!

[@ignatiusjackson235]

That's what I thought. He's got some big boys there.

[@lonedragon3261]

First thing I said when he cut them open was that was way more sausage than I used when I made them and that's why it was so pink. Of course, I can't be arsed to deep fry and just bake them in the oven.

[@katherinevancil5218]

I can't help but notice that the chaos level has significantly increased since Josh from Mythical Kitchen stopped by for a tattoo in the kitchen.

[@ryancook1827]

Josh has left the residue of his unhinged nature

[@jennamomenna5750]

He's filling the void of Aries kitchen

[@Thiccremoch162]

It’s a magical glyph that messes with everyone’s vibes

[@ryancook1827]

Let’s pit it to a vote- Do we think Josh is a trickster entity or just a mania entity?

[@joshhoehne8281]

All Josh’s are contagious. I would know.

[@jarjarjacobs]

i love that this show has such high production value and yet it exudes purely chaotic, low-budget energy

[@duncanurquhart5278]

huge bon appetit vibes

[@Catbattle]

i clicked on this video not knowing what a scotch egg is. after watching the entire video, im still not sure what a scotch egg is, but I know for sure what a beautiful friendship is.

[@pandamoniom4260]

I work in a pub kitchen in England and I can tell you I have never seen a man suffer so hard making a Scotch Egg. (Also never really heard of a runny core)

[@distalion]

So the whole core of the video is actually pointless and he's grasping for something that was already perfected the first time he made the eggs 🤣

[@xanmontes8715]

What is wrong with you people... Anything other than a runny yolk is just weird. Hard yolk eggs feel like chewing on paste. Plus, runny yolk is more flavorful.

[@chelseyb.1357]

Kendall leaves and Andrew is immediately like a child whose parent has left for five minutes

[@StrokeMahEgo]

Teacher's gone, partaaayyy 🎉

[@skelecy]

"It was the most American thing I coulda done. I made so much mONEY --" Demented. Vile. This is the energy I didn't expect but appreciated nonetheless

[@BlockCheddar]

Honestly this episode is the best. Kendall, thanks for being you. Babish, thanks for being vulnerable on camera and telling us just how valuable Kendall is to you and the team!

[@darwinkius]

The current price of eggs makes me weep for all those sacrificed in this episode

[@A_Random_Ghost]

Eggs are 2 euros for 10 eggs in Italy. Seems you guys have golden eggs😂.

[@internetguy7319]

Babish is literally rich lol

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@A_Random_Ghost And those were HEIRLOOM EGGS (because regular US ones are inedible)! 😩💸

[@sammysweet4154]

"IS THAT VULNERABLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!" Meanwhile Kendall cries quietly in the background

[@juliankreugel9231]

Most wholesome moment

[@paraxo7192]

over the 10 seconds you can just watch her eyes get redder and redder

[@katiemcnamara5337]

I literally started crying myself just watching her get emotional

[@xxroyalxtigerxx]

@@katiemcnamara5337 I don't know you or where you work, but I'm sure your effort is appreciated and I hope the best for you

[@ryuusei1907]

Andy: * tries his darndest for a runny yolk inside of the Scotch eggs * Brits in the comments: the egg is supposed to be hard-boiled though

[@19captainmorgan96]

So there has to be a second botched

[@Troggie42]

As Americans, we do not respect the British food traditions, and the world would be a better place if we all united across all nations as one, also not respecting the British food traditions

[@digitaIgorilla]

As a Brit can I still join in?

[@amandavokins5958]

Which is traditionally true,ie,it’s cold and raining and you have to gnaw through an orange cricket ball to access a green ringed rubbery center of sulphurous poison.. Or, Something lightly tender,and delicious. I say bring on the New scotch Egg.😀

[@abrahamnarvaez1730]

@@digitaIgorilla no and now you have to watch me spill a bunch of tea into the bay near by

[@GeezLightning]

The old saying goes, "people watch a juggler to see them drop something" or some such. This was a work of true beauty.

[@Anon21486]

7:34 - Why did I immediately think he was going to say, "which is why it's tough to see we are letting her go..."

[@michaelc.4724]

Best cold open: babish, running behind a weird egg Second best cold open: babish, tearful, confessing his sins whilst slicing onions

[@somekid8014]

The Egg Saga

[@curtis3948]

I have never laughed so hard at this episode on any other Babish S one was a riot.

[@mycomnithegreat434]

You forgot the best part (IMHO): “Scotland: (zooms into his face) you had this coming”

[@Kellen6795]

@@mycomnithegreat434 YES. Or Brads: "It was a lie"

[@menziw_theblueglasses]

Andrew: "Is my mic working? Is it touching my shirt?" Brad: "Umm let me listen" Andrew: *SHRIEKS*

[@ArkAngelHFB]

I punched a guy in a studio session once for the exact same joke.

[@user-tm6nr2in1n]

17:40

[@itsme0acryingcookie]

@@user-tm6nr2in1n Thank you so much, I love watching Andrew, but I don't have 30 minutes right now...

[@JennyvdK]

and ruins a mic

[@zamiaramirez1390]

Rip headphones users i Could hear the mic crying

[@crusaderdavid7709]

The way he devoured that egg in one bite while making eye contact with the camera sent chills down my spine

[@carmex129]

I can't help but love how adorable Kenall is/has been throughout all she's gone through with Babish (whether through random happenstance or through becoming a part of Babish Inc. etc. etc. etc.) She's a master of what she does and I'm always super excited to see what more she can knows and can do :D Regardless of what Babish says/does/etc., KENDALL, YOU ARE AMAZING AND DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOU!!!

[@Lhenmarieann02]

That line “I wouldn’t know, because the only one I’ve had was a lie” and the walkout right after, cracked me up!!! 😂

[@lindafreeman7030]

It wasn't just a walk out, it was a knife drop!

[@dopedolphin821]

I was Eggshausted from laughter

[@thatstranger6114]

"It was un-American... that's not true." I could picture everyone's fingers approaching then contently receding from the keyboard.

[@morganwebb1568]

BAH! I literally did this

[@gabbonoo]

"That's un-(insert country)!" -meanwhile, actual country has such issues in abundance. Quote should be "That's depressing."

[@thatsalt1560]

@@gabbonoo Yes. We all do it. Humanity.

[@shadowknight7584]

Ya same here

[@originalsuki]

Huh... how did he... *puts on tinfoil hat/unplugs usb cam*

[@MedorraBlue]

So who's gonna tell him that, by opening the egg steamer twice, the cooking times were altered for the 7 and 8 minute eggs??? Bless his soul, this is the best babish video of all time 🤣🤣🤣

[@lonedragon3261]

I was just about to comment that! Wondering if he was confused at his eggs being overcooked the next time he used his "perfected time".

[@randomcomrade6826]

24:19 feels like the scene from sonic boom where eggman is complaining about his food and he says "the soup is cold and the salad is hot. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!"

[@Jeejington]

"It was the most American thing I could have ever done", That is the biggest FACTS I ever thought.

[@snow-in4zp]

"America, I'm sorry. China I'm sorry. Norway I'm sorry. Ireland I'm sorry. Scotland, you had this coming." This got me.

[@BeeRich33]

Especially since it's English.

[@moonshinehoneyy989]

This is significantly more chaotic than I expected and I couldn't be happier

[@w.norris9850]

Been watching this episode play out in my own kitchen over the last year or so, as my girlfriend tries to get a perfect scotch egg. I think she's finally got it down though. Last week's scotch eggs were *chef's kiss*. For peeling soft boiled eggs she figured out that you don't just shock them in ice like hard boiled eggs, you friggen let them get COLD in the ice water. Then to get the pork cooked, she fries for texture then finishes in the oven.

[@misakit.4110]

"he does this a lot" Andrew: **Collapses mid existential crisis**

[@_Sen.0]

Cut at the perfect moment too

[@Chazmaster777]

I'm so glad someone else pointed it out cuz I died laughing at that moment

[@kernkart4870]

“Recipe for disaster” should be a series in the Babish culinary universe. Kendall has Andrew try to follow a recipe that he’s never cooked before

[@gh0style239]

could also work where andy doesnt know what the recipe is and kendall describes it in the vaguest way possible and chaos ensues as he tries to figure out whats going on

[@Ghostcyborg71]

BUT with badly Google translated recipe directions

[@heatherdaniels5258]

We need to have this!! Please!!!!!

[@Southernpinesranch]

Dude he do it. I was busy dying from him breaking that plate on his head.

[@hieronymus1432]

It's weird (but very comforting) to see babish worse at a food thing than I am. Brb gonna go peel a bunch of eggs really fast.

[@alsokyle]

To be fair, I've never had a runny-yolked Scotch egg. I'm in Scotland. A runny yolk in a Scotch egg would be outrageously gourmet by everyday standards.

[@pothospathic]

I'm just imagining my Nan getting a runny yolk in her scotch egg. She would start a riot.

[@JustTheWarning]

Wait, so it's NOT supposed to be runny??

[@tebla2074]

same, scitch egg for me is something you have in pack lunch or picnic, runny would be a pain

[@MazHem]

You can get them at gastropubs, or posh markets yeah they're decent

[@swadlol]

There’s an episode of Hell’s Kitchen and the judges (especial Gordon Ramsay) actually wanted it fully cooked. A few contestants cooked them with a runny yolk and lost points. I always thought if the yolk was hard, it was ruined

[@shadowreaver752]

Brad's segment about messing up with the camera was so heartwarming. Also his editing is pure genius.

[@raphaelbelanger6764]

... anyways, leave a message

[@bla_zian]

"I'm thinking, do the thought bubble" *idk how to illustrate that*

[@tamlandipper29]

I know I could really use that advice.

[@DemonDragon000]

'Say a prayer for me cause I really want to go play video games' is a mood I am 100% in approval of.

[@BeansMcCoy]

I have watched this at least ten times and I love it every time.

[@singularity3724]

And that, kids, is why every Scotch egg you've ever eaten was hard-boiled.

[@dphalanx7465]

True that. Only had them once at a B&B...and yah, they were hard-boiled.

[@serenafelix980]

Babish: I lied :( Me: I knew it. He’s been wearing a bald cap for YEARS

[@melanisticmandalorian8909]

Only 242 people and yourself, deceived yourself. While the rest of us, millions, upon millions, upon millions !!! Were not.

[@EricDG326]

The ad before the video: Islay, Scotland. Renowned for its Scotch whiskey. The video: Scotland, you had this coming.

[@gunnar1746]

I think the whole snack food thing is when they're made by people who make them like every day. Relatively simple ingredients, bulk-friendly cooking methods, and particular timetables. With a lot of experience and really specific timings for the ingredients I can see it making this a snack staple.

[@J_Vion]

As a Brit who has eaten many Scotch eggs i have never had one with runny yolk, i didn't even know that was a thing. You set yourself a real challenge here :D ours all have hard boiled eggs inside

[@tedgovostis7351]

Yeah, I'm a yank living in the UK and the closest I've seen to soft boiled was slightly less than fully cooked yolks. What I mean is when the center is firm but still moist rather than crumbly.

[@leea8706]

Usually cos they’re cheap supermarket ones. Some nicer restaurants and pubs do do ones with runny yolk.

[@chigo999]

Yup, in Nigeria scotch eggs are always hard boiled

[@benjaminlock1824]

M and s sell em

[@boarbot7829]

All the delis and nice places in my area do runny ones.

[@qthecats]

I completely lost it when the plate broke, I wasn't expecting that at all!! The Botched series is honestly my favourite, it's so fun to watch.

[@meow-px6kk]

Eh??? Do you have a timestamp I'm totally missing it

[@tanuki_rain]

@@meow-px6kk 29:20

[@cocoricecrispies409]

I read this comment ahead of time by accident and still was completely surprised by the plate. Next level of botched

[@dergroebiertrinkendebar562]

i read this comment in the exact moment ,the plate broke

[@kiruuttori8539]

I rarely laugh out loud when watching youtube, this has been the second time I have done that with botched, it was so unexpected. I hope my roommate does not think I have lost it like Andrew in this episode.

[@robotatomico83]

As a tired dad, I walk my kids to the shop every day and buy a scotch egg and an energy drink and it's a moment of energising bliss.

[@SpiritusVulpis]

The way he went from Apologetic to Capitalist in half a second was hilarious

[@donvoltonus8898]

Andrew: Jokingly smacks plate on his head. Plate: Welp, Imma head out. (The best part is that you can hear the half hit the floor...and rattle slightly with no breakage.)

[@JameZayer]

Timestamp?

[@sadmortemr1548]

29:18

[@Docwagon1776]

If I can't trust Babish's eggs, then I must question my entire reality.

[@g.s.5110]

If Babish's eggs can't be trusted. *THEN YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR OWN EGGS AS WELL.*

[@kianvulcan3733]

@@g.s.5110 I knew those mf scramble eggs taste funny.

[@chanbricks4461]

@@kianvulcan3733 Was it even scrambled!?!!

[@jasonking7570]

@@chanbricks4461 WAS IT EVEN EGGS???

[@aralyndarkwhisper]

I absolutely LOVE how the most replayed part of this video according to KZbin is 29:18

[@sleeperboi489]

ok this is brilliantly put together, one of my favorite episodes for sure

[@strider9390]

The way he goes from somber to “made so much moneyyyyyyyy” truly makes me roll on the floor laughing

[@zefirdude]

The "botched" series are so genuine and feel alive and "real" for me. One of the best things to watch when I'm feel sad or moody.

[@AbdElWadoudIkhlef]

This, love the other shows too, but nothing comes close to this!

[@6fathom117]

about 17:42 is what sold me

[@AJtheamazing1]

Perfectly said!

[@writershard5065]

I like it, but I also personally prefer his regular versions. The main reason I love Babish is because he gets straight to the food, while still maintaining enough personality to not make it feel distant. But I am glad he's making these videos still, that way everyone gets to have something to enjoy.

[@cosmiccypher12]

29:22 I can't believe Babish smashed a plate onto his head! That's the chaos that I come here to watch!

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

5:20 i love how much you show you care about your lexiconic ability in this moment, to have recalled previously utilized terms from earlier in the morning and then to have apologized publicly for what most of us wouldn't think twice about really shows the motivation you have for your craft babish but then right after you say "mash this up till its all f***ing whatever" and i found it way funnier than i shouldve

[@badgimp4577]

My most interesting scotch eggspereance was while I was going to a camping event with my group in the SCA (live action medieval reenacting) I told my friend how to make them and he volunteered to pre-make 2 dozen for the group for breakfast. Saturday morning I awoke to the smell of him finishing warming them up in a pan and smelling the wonderful aroma of a camp fire and cooked meat. I got one and drooled with anticipation and took a bite and immediately herd and felt the unmistakable crunch of eggshell. He followed my directions to a T but I was under the assumption he would have the common sense to shell the eggs... No one ever made scotch eggs for the group again.

[@MarieAxelsson]

This story needs more upvotes..

[@___Music_Is_Life___]

Wow, that may be even more lacking in common sense than the blueberry soap disaster I had the displeasure of being the first person to taste at a boy scout family campout.

[@sadmac356]

@@___Music_Is_Life___ okay I gotta hear that story

[@FaerieDust]

@@___Music_Is_Life___ Do share, we're all friends here!

[@FaerieDust]

That's... I really wonder what that thought process was 😂

[@perciusmandate]

Theory: The Babish kitchen exists within an anomalous bubble where the laws of thermodynamics and/or the passage of time behave differently than they do in the rest of the soft-boiled egg cooking world.

[@lesterscrugs2272]

No self respecting New Yorker uses instant soft boiled eggs. I take pride in my eggs.

[@w.stanhope5911]

I love this video sm, these videos that seem to include many many more bloopers are so nice and funny to watch. Love the professional ones too but I hope we get more videos like these as well!

[@Mhelikerart]

When you broke the camera over your head I seriously laughed out loud - thank you for all you do Babish Team. Life is happier because of you. Whenever I'm struggling to drag myself back into the kitchen and make generally better choices, a couple episodes and I'm inspired again.

[@Groovebot3k]

Okay the lesson is clear: For a soft-boiled Scotch Egg, poach your eggs to a runny consistency and chill them so that everything inside has solidified, THEN proceed by encasing them in the sausage cocoon and prepping for frying. By having the eggs cooked to the consistency you know you want them at and then chilling them so they're ready after a deep fry, you're treating them the same way you would a mozzarella stick.

[@MossCoveredBonez]

This is the one thing I came to the comments for, thank you

[@tinytiasenpai]

OH THATS PERFECT Will there be a Botched episode of botched?!

[@grandvivant]

I have no experience with scotch eggs but on one of the eggs that had raw pork I almost wonder if the pork was too thick for some of them as well. This seems like a great help for the eggs and should solve that step. I felt Babish's existential pain in this one. And drugs, lots of drugs.

[@Groovebot3k]

@@grandvivant I've made them in the past and genuinely the problem that Babish experienced is an incredibly common one... most scotch eggs are hard-boiled both because they're generally outdoor/picnic food (which is why you might find them at renaissance faires here in America), but also because frankly while a runny yolk is the dream they're kinda nightmarish to get from boiling shelled eggs because it's pure guesswork. The next time poor Babish does these treats he's either gonna try my technique, use an x-ray machine, or just throw his hands up and use hard-boiled eggs.

[@topherm365]

I love a soft boiled mozzarella stick.

[@kagesentai]

"I wouldn't know, because the only one that I've had was a lie" That was a perfect jab

[@Paaaull]

Botched By Babish is the best series out there. Babish trying to solf boil(steam) eggs for the half of the video and in the end of the video the meat is still a little raw but he doesn't want to acknowledge it is just so hilarious. Also that plate braking..

[@A.Clifton]

These behind the scenes cooking videos make me feel so much better about when I full gremlin in the kitchen when trying new recipe

[@Helloworld-ss5uv]

“Scotland, you had this coming” *Shots fired*

[@felixgunther7275]

Scots fired?

[@Triplen01]

Weren't Scotch eggs invented in England though

[@SamanthaIreneYTube]

Scottish Palpatine: “it’s treason then…”

[@Helloworld-ss5uv]

@@Triplen01 Yes they were(according to Wikipedia), but I’m just going by what Andrew said

[@Benni777]

@@felixgunther7275 ehhh I see what you did there 😏😂😂

[@MalcomQueneau]

I really want to see a show called "Late Night Snack" where Andrew and a single camera-person make a complex recipie at 2 a.m. PS if this gets made please let me suggest the first snack.

[@sniperassasin1264]

I wanna see babby's 2am stoner dorm snacks

[@matt-oo6fu]

I'd like to suggest another level of challenge. It has to be done as quietly as possible, lol.

[@yahoo12345jojo]

What would you suggest for a first snack?

[@ez8314]

This sounds like a hilarious idea 😂

[@jupabalo98]

@@matt-oo6fu ASMR all the way the whole episode

[@tucker6072]

"Back when I was single..." Andrew's entire fanbase: *sobbing*

[@beans1557]

The energy of this video is impeccable and I wanna see more of it

[@Oginaka]

"I made so much moneYYY" "Scotland, you had this coming" villainous even- Jokes aside, I love videos like these more of these unorganized videos please-

[@Cassiecan]

He’s about to make even more money from all the people going back to that video 😂

[@TheoHiggins]

They aren't even Scottish, the very things themselves are a lie

[@redacted7319]

Wait really yer pullin my leg right ITS IN THE NAME? Well if they ain’t I guess Scotland did have it coming😂 but fr I’m from Scotland when babish said that made me smile and the “I made so much money” line 😂

[@BeeRich33]

@@redacted7319 Invented in 1738 by Fortnum & Mason in Piccadilly, London, England. Traditional recipe is a runny quail egg. To this day, they're supposed to be runny. Has nothing to do with Scotland.

[@brilanihewage1563]

“Is that vulnerable enough for you?!” I burst out laughing.

[@biojunky]

I love how Neopets had Scotch Eggs at a trash tier food. Learning about it later in life it sounds like Gold!

[@vaibhavkaza]

27:53 he really channeled his Dennis Reynolds energy

[@MrKelsomatic]

“It was the most American thing I could’ve done” I was drinking spicy pho broth, inhaled some upon hearing this, and spent the next few minutes coughing and laughing. Because it’s 100% true.

[@kiyasthriftycrafts]

Him adding in, “I made so much money” drove me to my grave 😂😂

[@starsandsus3725]

Did it go you're nose?

[@Chronis67]

Kendall being on the verge of tears while Babish was complimenting her was very wholesome.

[@mastod0n1]

I think at first she was putting on a show but the Babish kept going and it became very genuine

[@cherishwit]

Wait. Is Kendall really leaving?

[@joe94c]

@@mastod0n1 you could see the transition from joke to serious :')

[@CampbellWolfe]

@@cherishwit Nah I think she was just going home/to the supermarket

[@pepper_icecream]

I've never identified so much with a cooking video before. You start out a new recipe or experiment so full of hope and excitement, then failure after failure that makes you question why anyone ever cooks and at the end, sometimes, the realization that you've done it.

[@mandywaynick8725]

It's really reassuring that I'm not the only one who struggles to peel an egg compared to a KZbin pro chef

[@bradwiersema6243]

I love how much he just goes feral when he does Botched its incredible

[@angel102ify]

During the youtube egg meltdown of 2021 I realised where Babish went wrong. The UK does love scotch eggs. But no one in the past 50 or so years has actually made them at home. We buy them. The cheap ones are hard boiled, the expensive ones are semi soft boiled.

[@-ADACOR-]

found a few companies that used poached eggs for runny yolks

[@darkfangnightcrow]

I have never no matter the price or where it's from so far encountered a soft yoke scotch egg every single time it's been boiled and I've had both regular and vegetarian scotch eggs.

[@angel102ify]

@@darkfangnightcrow Marks and Spencer sell them, but they're not cheap.

[@darkfangnightcrow]

@@angel102ify next time I'm in my local city I'll take a look

[@k1tkat-kate]

I did not look at the time stamp for this video before clicking it, and it took me 10 minutes into the video to go 'oh, this is not going to plan'

[@meshelllynn95]

I’m so glad I found this channel while back! I love this video! 😂

[@mariesueme8807]

I cried from laughter when he broke the plate. Not for the slapsticks of it all but the sheer look of surprise in his face. And they kept rolling like nothing happened, love this show.

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

2:09 This got a really audible chuckle out of me. XD

[@MKSkysphereMalaysia]

This is the best honest video I ever watched. Just keep going what you doing mate..👍👍!

[@Solanne11]

Nobody talking about how he described himself as our “Little Sausage Friend”?

[@clownd2]

awww friend

[@jacklloyd4376]

runny white

[@shadowknight7584]

My friend

[@lonedragon3261]

It takes guts to admit your sausage is little...