SNES Shooters!! Are they SLOW?!?

[@frankszulakiewicz5826]

I missed you bithead 1000, you make life more tolerable because I can relate to you so much my friend.

[@unvaxxeddoomerlife6788]

This channel is the only thing keeping me sane in this nightmare of a timeline.

[@professoroak9721]

Is there anything better than pouring up a drink and listening to BitHead1000 talk/rant for an hour???

[@OrthodoxReview]

A hanz-blowie. Maybe.

[@Darkinfiniti]

Not much that's better in this day and age. It's like hanging out with a buddy who does all the talking while you nod in agreement, then watch him play games for a bit. Once you crack 35 or 40, for most of us the good old days of bars, clubs, and general hanging out have come to a screeching halt. Any time a BH1K show pops up, it's like having a social life again lol.

[@professoroak9721]

@Darkinfiniti true.. but sad isn't it lol

[@Darkinfiniti]

@@professoroak9721 very sad indeed lol...but it would be even more sad without the internet to share the misery with others haha

[@damonadams7199]

Umm nope...

[@garyw595]

46:25 the Cadbury Egg. AMAZING! You won the damn CVS jackpot! “Do not even try to tell me right now, you can’t sell me the Cadbury Egg..Cause I’ll flip out!” Ha-ha

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

Just cracked a drink and ready to watch some BitHead1000, I'm in!

[@JinzoCrash]

I often, even just this week, use the Axelay OST on youtube to time the ending of my work day... It's like 45 minutes of people looking at the phone in my shirt pocket funny, and me OOZING into that soundtrack. A baby-easy game, but SUCH a killer soundtrack.

[@chriswilson9331]

The first shooter I ever played was Xevious on the Atari. Darius Twin on the SNES when I got older was my go to. Loved the music.

[@TheAlphaOmegaX3]

It's such a great game. The music is so unique, so good, it pulls you in and doesn't let go. Top three Daruis game in my book!

[@PabstOban]

Three things... -This is my despicable childhood... addicted to sugar story. Back in the mid 80's... there was this big "Fast food burger" war going on. They made this commercial featuring 3 old bitties looking at this hamburger bun with like a quarter sized piece of meat on it... and it was titled "Where's the Beef". Much like the animated Levis commercials... this took the cartoon watching kids by storm. They actually made a piece of gum you could buy, which was molded to look like a cheeseburger, and it was in an old school hamburger foam clamshell. I was maybe 7 years old, and I wanted this piece of candy SO BAD! My brother was 4y older than me, and I asked him to get me one because he was going to the drug store down the street with our next door neighbor, and I swear, he bought it just so I could watch him eat it to taunt me. I was so upset. The thing was like putting half a pouch of Big League Chew in your mouth, so it was a mouthful of gum. He chewed it, spit it out onto his hand and said... here... you can eat it. I was mad and tried to slap it out of his hand. I succeeded and it fell onto the concreate walkway. He thumped me... but after he left, I picked it up, brushed the dirt off of it and put it in my mouth. -The number one reason why you don't have sex with your wife on Valentines day is... there is no sex you can have with your wife that is worth money or effort you put into it. Lets be honest... when you are dating, Valentine's day is purchasing kinky depraved sex with your timid girlfriend that wants expensive jewelry... you go so over the top with gifts, you know you are going to get something amazing in return because you got your girlfriend to willingly do something they didn't want to do, and there is power in that. That only works when you are dating. When you've been married for 10y, you know whatever sexual reward you get is going to be such a disappointment proportionally, you'd rather save yourself the insult, and just ask if you can be alone for the rest of the day. -You don't eat Cadbury Eggs... you bite the tip off, and make sweet oral sex to it, until you hate yourself for being a degenerate with no willpower or dignity.

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Before we could get our own, my buddy and I used to dig some of my dad’s longer cigarette butts out of the ashtray and smoke them. And I thought THAT was gross!

[@AdversaryOne]

It's rare that I get to watch a Bithead video this close to it being posted. Got me through the tortures of cleaning the house.

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

In a world where everybody hates everybody else, I love all you guys here!

[@BitHead1000]

I love it! Amen brother.

[@Mr.Peanut1986]

Chris Smith! Hope you're doing well, buddy!

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

BOOOOOODRO! Doing outstanding; hope you are as well, my friend!

[@V1C10US]

Heated seats make me feel like I'm gonna shit my pants.

[@tomorrowsghost]

If that guy from work asks you how you're doing again, look at him like Buddy Revelle from 3 o'clock high and say "I don't like people knowing about me."

[@venomsnakeDD]

The part you said you would never shoot your wife KILLED ME !!! LOL LOL LOL !!! How you smiled !!!

[@MikelisFeelinit]

Did you know that your tuned in to the greatest video game program in the history of human civilization…And you better believe that!! Love this guy most underrated show on the tube although he’s getting respectable numbers these days. Thanks for the content as always.

[@TrevorTurkington]

I feel like shit too. The remedy is some bithead 1000!

[@dennisfrazer8035]

After I die, I hope I can still tune into the Bithead 1000 show! LOL

[@Ninzumecha]

I binged you too much previously and had a Bithead break, but I’m back now, thanks for still being here 😊✌️

[@damonadams7199]

Thank God for Jesse I needed this having a horrible month..thanks to everyone involved in show..omg aero fighter's is one of my favorite game's of all times for the snes..love it..

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

I had a car with heated seats once, but I don’t know if they worked properly. You could feel hot spots in the seat, like you could almost draw lines where the heating element was. I always pictured getting out of the car covered in grill marks!

[@chriswilson9331]

Waffle Ass!

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Yes! Or maybe bratwurst legs!

[@chriswilson9331]

@@ChrisSmith-cd7uw Now you're gettin me hungry!

[@mattbtv]

I imagine when it's finally BitHead's time to go, he'll respawn Dead Cells style right back in the shed, and first choice of weapons will be Johnny Blade and a Floor Mop. Great episode !

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

“Screaming in Digital”= best tune on Rage for Order. I couldn’t stand “Gonna Get Close to You” at first. It took me about 30 years, but now I think it’s fantastic! A couple stinkers on the album, but also a handful of very interesting songs!

[@BitHead1000]

I know exactly what you mean.

[@Alexinytown]

Bithead is the realest guy on KZbin. The man speaks the truth. Some dude in a wheelchair stabbed a friend of mine while he was working for the Dog Warden, and another dude in a wheelchair threatened to kill another friend of mine at a convenience store. So I'd recommend using caution 😂

[@jonathanlisowski5618]

Looking forward to listening to this later. The thumbnail gave me a good chuckle with the title "Slowdown Showdown!" 😆

[@michaeloffgrid]

"I'm like, these fucking deaf people are taking over!" 🤣🤣

[@upclosepersonal]

This episode has me dying. Like the last episode and the episode before. I've never seen so many people against each other in my LIIIFFEE!! Everybody hates each other. FACT!!! TOO FUNNY 😁 😂 😀 🤣

[@304renegade]

From this day forward, every time I drop a screen clearing bomb in a shmup, I will scream "Eat sh-t everybody!!!"

[@ShaneMcGrath.]

Agree, I'm at the point where if I get 1-2 days a week where I don't feel like shit it's like winning the lotto, This is just at 48 years old! Under 10k subs to go Yessie, This is the year and what a journey!

[@videogamepolak0]

lucky you dont have a latina wife, you wouldnt even get that

[@fossil-bit8439]

Yeah buddies! Sip-a-coffee to a shooter episode!

[@cataclysmicconverter]

So true about everybody hating each other. It comes from being keyboard warriors on social media where they can say anything they want to anyone they want and nothing happens to them. Then they take the shit into McDonald's and start beating the shit outta cashiers or climbing through the drive thru window if the McNuggets are a minute late. I pity the poor retail folks out there.

[@steviepaperboy154]

This is the best channel on KZbin

[@C.J...]

Dissolve 4 cups of cola flavor gummies in half gallon of rum then mix 1 pack of sure gel. Rum n coke jello shots.

[@ToiletPunisher38]

As a cop my sole goal is to see how loudly I can fart in serious situations…..

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

I try to do that at work too, but I’m not a cop and the situation is not that serious.

[@BitHead1000]

Hahahahahahaha!

[@RetroMargo]

This channel is special your hilarious bro appreciate the content always

[@jasonsteverson4609]

Really missing the theme song on the Panasonic shtick, brother.

[@BitHead1000]

We got something for you soon!

[@videogameobsession]

I prefer watching most stuff with closed captions. Even this video! Even though most words show as [ ___ ]. I don't watch most TV anymore, and I'm usually doing work in the background so CC is ice to look and and see what I didn't hear because I wasn't paying attention.

[@briandain8432]

Just Finished Rewatching Last Week! For like the 3rd Time...

[@paine7992]

Axelay....oh bOi. One of the greatest Shooters of all time...well for me personally it's in my personal top 3. And listen Konami! I will never forgive you for not giving us Axelay 2 up to this day. NEVER!!!!!!! God damn Idiots!

[@videogameobsession]

The SNES isn't as well know for it's shooters (SHMUPS) like the Genesis, but there are some excellent shooters on it. These are the best; Space Megaforce (AKA Super Aleste), Macross: Scrambled Valkyrie (One of my favorites), R-Type III: The Third Lightning, U.N. Squadron / Area 88, Axelay, the three Parodius games (Gokujou Parodius, Parodius DA!, Jikkyō Oshaberi Parodius, ), Gradius III (Sure it has slowdown, but so did the arcade version) Aero Fighters (nice Neo port), Spriggen Powered, Darius Twin, SUPER E.D.F., Super R-TYPE, POP’N TWINBEE, Phalanx, and Cotton 100%.

[@StaticTV80]

Nah, snes too slow.

[@videogameobsession]

@@StaticTV80 Not in 90% of the shooters I posted above your comment.

[@StaticTV80]

@@videogameobsession Nope, the snes is slow and it's a fact.

[@videogameobsession]

@@StaticTV80 That only tells me that you haven’t played many SNES games.

[@jessiej3991]

10 seconds in and I'm already loving it

[@RetroGamingNook]

55:00 …and that’s how we lost WWIII

[@videogameobsession]

Fuck hair.. I just shaved my head with a beard trimmer. Three years of hair growth. It was over two feet long. Man it felt so great to get rid of it! We spend too much time worrying about hair, and paying others to cut it.. Screw it, get rid of it yourself. :P

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

I haven’t paid for a haircut in over 25 years, back when I actually had hair. Started clean shaving with a razor, moved on to using clippers over the entire head, and now I just rub Chia seeds all over trying to get something to grow!

[@videogameobsession]

@@ChrisSmith-cd7uw You are a life sized Chia Pet! 😎

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

HA! Don’t I wish!

[@chriswilson9331]

We worry about hair because it's there to attract the opposite sex. Don't want hair? Do like I did...wait awhile!

[@sween187]

@ 24.00 , do you remember what it was like before you were conceived, that's what's death is like, a bit of light in between two events spans of infinite darkness, 😃

[@danmac0]

Back in the 90's I had a rich kid in my class who had an American snes 60hz, that was always calling us retards for playing PAL at 50hz.

[@seancoogan5586]

Did he take the plastic tabs out the cartridge port, to play Jap games? PAL had to have Datel Adapter horror!

[@videogamepolak0]

he wasnt wrong

[@chriswilson9331]

Get your shit together Eur/Asia 50hz makes no sense!

[@Brimannn1]

54:22 Spy balloons 🤣💀

[@liveevil6386]

Rage For Order. Check the photos on the rear and insert. Visionary looks

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

I keep mistaking it for a picture of the cast of Designing Women.

[@MadflowsA]

The old man face! Bithead this was a great episode!!

[@QCJSiteB]

I'm not paying the price. She doesn't talk to me like that. Period.

[@npc2000.0]

This morning I spilled my coffee into my $300 pedalboard and it also has a stripped screw.

[@WhatsOnMyShelf]

20:30 Survival food is peanut butter and honey. I guess dry kibble is lighter to carry since there's little to no water. Anybody alive is prolly going to fight for resources. Clean water is prolly you're biggest worry.

[@Will-uk8jb]

Now it's a good Sunday

[@slayer666ere]

Every time Easter comes I can't get enough of those damn Cadbury eggs just thinking about him oh my God I get the craving for Cadbury Eggs oh my God I can eat so many of those stupid things I do love those cabin oh my God every time I see one anytime I walk into a goddamn Quick Chek Cadbury egg

[@benjaminbutler7737]

Yay bithead ..Monday morning woke up hung over as hell .. went to the punk rock show last night . Still drunk dropped the boy off at daycare and tried to order two beers off my sons teacher..guess I’m not going to make it work….sip of coffee for that one …

[@1DTL]

Respect to everyone hitting a gig on a Sunday... Thankfully I had a day off today

[@brianeych]

Mr. Bithead, I think it's not your scanner that's getting further away. I'm pretty sure your arms are shrinking, it's called Robinow Syndrome. It's a rare condition but is common in the Long Island area now, thanks Obama.

[@crimesforkibble6912]

Another song I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing again is living on a prayer #getouttamycuntry

[@Brimannn1]

You are one hilarious bastard!😂👍🏻

[@mtshark7]

Awesome episode Jesse!

[@jamnbryan1]

9:37 lol he literally just posted a patreon video two days ago saying he never looks at prices (specifically gas prices). i knew that wasn't even remotely possible...how can you not look at gas prices given the cost of fuel these days

[@seriousstuff8887]

The original Adams family is the best .. there's a channel streaming it constantly on KZbin its great!

[@jimjohn6520]

Remember that time you were talking about Mario Kart and said that this country needs a dictator? Good times. This episode made me remember that.

[@snotslurper]

If ever you want cadbury's cream eggs bithead let me know. I live a farts smell away from cadbury's, bournville.

[@ChrisSmith-cd7uw]

Hey, can you bring enough for all of us?

[@jacobbaranowski]

Good morning Jessie, this was a entertaining episode 😄

[@BikerBenny]

Arnold, Kindergarten Cop STOP IT 🥵☕☕🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ 1:20

[@scarfade1635]

51:43 picture picture time

[@aawells07]

Lmao. That first few seconds where you look like you're the world's most miserable man and the life has been completely drained out of ya lol. "what am I going to tell ya" "hep hep hep hep"

[@chrisradtke3645]

Wild Side Motley Crue

[@slayer666ere]

So you graduated high school class of 94 I graduated high school class of 95 wow that's so funny

[@jamespoynor9511]

PICTURE PICTURE TIME!

[@rahndail3863]

Hey Yesse, would you be down to do a "premier" for your episodes? That way when you post the video you can interact with the fans in the chat for a bit. I've seen peeps like Electric Underground do that and it's a nice middle ground between doing an actual live stream and not.

[@alfredocanas6802]

nowadays fastrom versions makes them more playable.

[@spidermcgavenport8767]

Many need to utilize the SA-1 chip set

[@ImmortalThanos]

You know the bad part about terrestrial radio playing Guns N' Roses to death? They don't even play their best stuff. It's the same mush-brain garbage for the masses over and over -- Sweet Child O' Mine, Welcome to the Jungle, and Paradise City. If they do manage to play November Rain, they always chop the opening and closing off for time. The rest of their catalogue is ignored.

[@natr0n]

To answer your 2 questions. When we die if we know Jesus we live forever. In immortal bodies and enjoy real living without worry in peace. / We are in the end times now and before Jesus returns mankind will hate like no other time in history. I realize this is above the knowledge of the typical heathens that watch you though.

[@chadboyley565]

Your video got a like as soon as you said Queensrýche

[@MyBrothersKeeper101]

All BS aside my friend you might want to think about putting out a greatest hits album... You would definitely want to open it with the new picture picture Time theme 💪🤘

[@jeffperteet2327]

I really need to get that geiger counter ordered I am the worst prepper ever.

[@deemster1670]

Yessi can i use some of your footage for my AI bot ? i won't download your videos but embed them instead for example when someone asks the ai bot "how are you?" it will return your clip/this one/ from 0:24 to 0:38 seconds as an answer.

[@davidmcfadden1763]

Epic

[@LoricElf]

Use your illusion i/ii

[@cyanidebreathmintz]

Have you never played Axelay before?

[@randysmith7094]

I wonder how much TikTok revenue ends up funding the Chinese military?

[@chriscalvert4609]

Super aleste, UN squadron, and axelay are stiff competitors.

[@npc2000.0]

Been playin Super Aleste and UN Squadron this weekend. Pretty cool

[@chriscalvert4609]

@@npc2000.0 nice. I’ve been playing through some pc engine ones today - cotton, Nexzr, and air zonk.

[@StaticTV80]

SNES shmups 😴

[@slayer666ere]

Talk about something it's not really good for you to Dan Cadbury eggs that come around Easter time holy smacks oh my God just thinking about it makes me want one Dan Cadbury Eggs I love those and they come in different ones too

[@greje656]

36:41

[@christiandefrancesco6601]

I could relate to you to but I’m from westchester and your from the island but let’s get straight to the point why you hogging all the nintendas sell me one

[@addeballboa]

1

[@badban85]

Bithead used to be cool. he didnt even make a glass Lynx. unsubbed!!!

[@ronnienoneyabusiness2844]

Just in time yessie..i feel like shit too but your damn show makes me happy!

[@raymondboyd1200]

I get no updates for your podcast

[@raiderflash6642]

Salute, the second coming of Andrew Dice Clay, love your content, great humor you put a smile and laughter on my face every time I watch 😆😆😆😆🖕🍺🍺🥃🥃💯✌️👍😊

[@raiderflash6642]

Do I have a game for you bro, try out this game on the PlayStation it's called rival schools arcade edition brings me back to 19 97/98 ✌️👍💯🥃🍺