Stupid Child Doesn't Understand The Presidents

[@A_Random_Casual]

This is the angriest, but calmest I've ever heard a man in my entire life.

[@dumberthanbrick1076]

True

[@noblefalcon4906]

Facts

[@bubbak1739]

Same

[@shoty_x1693]

Passive aggressive is the word you wanted to say but *true*

[@holyshitthatisalotofdrugs]

he has earned my subscription

[@prisca9406]

Spent the immediate first minute thinking this was serious. Your comedic timing is legendary, huggbees creature.

[@zadamany9255]

What do you mean? This isn’t totally serious?

[@darthsquid2107]

He's absolutely serious about this..

[@orlando780]

Everyone knows huggbees is always serious. Every child shall be publicly made fun of on the internet.

[@bruser7770]

Did the math Katy is 13

[@sml2k186]

He’s dead serious about all of this

[@darthraider450]

"all children are equal, but some are lost cases like kelly" - Huggbees, 2022

[@MisterCrim]

four legs good, two brain-cells bad.

[@the-db9bn]

4th grader Kelly is only good at a breeding machine

[@ilaughatgaypeople8760]

@@the-db9bn What the fk

[@scappley1735]

@@the-db9bn cursed

[@darthraider450]

@@the-db9bn FBI, OPEN UP!

[@SpiceFox]

That's not a child. That's an adult poorly attempting to mimick the voice of a child

[@analenamaster9918]

It's not that bad

[@usermelodyvhaaaa]

@@analenamaster9918it is

[@BurntMemories]

That makes the crimes of Kelly even more outlandish; she isn't even a child and is still this much of a fucking moron.

[@phil6080163]

@@analenamaster9918yes it’s is it’s about a stupid girl who doesn’t know about the U.S president

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

no sht that entire yt channel is a specifically for kids its just a voiceover

[@Moosh_]

The 4th grader wants to remove math tests so the us kids will grow up dumb and she can easily control them. This kids goals go beyond “boring” and “awesome” laws

[@srseventyoneblackbird]

If health didn’t exist then it would be fine to have every meal be a cake, but it does exist

[@chimpazoo1143]

literally 1984

[@bluemax956]

@@srseventyoneblackbird But if that happened, would we also have water?

[@fedoraspeaks8962]

This is like some George orwellian shit

[@srseventyoneblackbird]

@@bluemax956 i don’t knoow

[@justinreed4444]

Absolutely destroyed this nine year old with facts and logic. Serves her right for not knowing the socioeconomic and political know how’s of the presidency.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

she misinformed 6 million people. she deserves everything thats coming to her.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

So "Kelly 2044" wud imply she is at a minimum 3 yrs older than nine, possibly even a whole 8 yrs older than nine... But then again Kelly's anti-maths stances wud also suggest that she may just have no idea how to figure out when she will be 35 and eligible for presidential election. And her compldte lack of knowledge about being president also suggests she may just not kno the age she wud need to be to become president

[@themachine2408]

If she doesn't know that stuff then she shouldn't make a misinforming video so what's your point lmao

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@themachine2408 exactly, like her being a kid and not knowing isn't an excuse, who is letting her post this stuff

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

@@slayer2132 that how many views it had im pretty sure

[@timothytardie756]

Hearing a grown ass man bully a child spreading false information is oldy soothing

[@damonyucky]

I like people proving kids wrong🙂.

[@pyroboy3750]

@великая россия this comment has to be a joke, John cenas name is not bing chilling

[@pyroboy3750]

@великая россия tue

[@pyroboy3750]

True*

[@hello_worlds1]

I just find it funny lol

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

I love how the minimum age to run for President wasn’t brought up

[@Finity_twenty_ten]

Or the fact that you have to stay in the US for at least 14 years, OR THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T BE BORN OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES!!!

[@connorbradford5860]

"Kelly my dear, that would be supporting blackface" he says as calmly as he talks about whats a rinsing machine and whats a filling machine

[@clray123]

He may have just saved the poor kid from stoning at her playground.

[@Raini_Water12]

He really went into his narrator voice for this one

[@ImNotFunny541]

Jobama PD2

[@UncleLayne]

I'm glad you made this. I'm Canadian, so I would have had no idea that all of the information in her video was either wrong or misleading

[@thehandslordrockethands6629]

That's ok, we have no idea how Trudeau became your king either. 🙈

[@johantank5631]

@@thehandslordrockethands6629 we don’t either he just walked into parliament sat in the chair and called dibs… With The current circumstance going on everybody has been to confused and just said f it all hail the king

[@potatos_4_free]

@@thehandslordrockethands6629 It was decided by the Elder Moose Council.

[@nyankers]

@@johantank5631 i'm confused you said the word parliament but i feel like you've just described every us president in my lifetime

[@thatoneguy611]

Google

[@cappingbeara3212]

Extremely disappointed that she didn’t go into the deep social issues that plague America to this day

[@waterking74]

She’s too much of a coward to speak the ugly truth

[@austincde]

Like why didn't George Washington take air force one to Disneyland

[@despacitosoon-too-die6527]

like how America is currently being ran by a geriatric dementia ridden old man?

[@mayonnaise2396]

@@despacitosoon-too-die6527 just after it was ran by a bumbling, seventy years old, proud sexual predator.

[@despacitosoon-too-die6527]

@@mayonnaise2396 eh Touchè, but atleast one of them still had their wits and wasn't turned into a puppet to the thing they ran. atleast one of them didn't get Americans killed, atleast one of them didn't abandon most of the things they promised to do when they got in power.

[@ibecrazyfr]

She thinks the world is just sunshines and rainbows 💀

[@Neurodivergent-k6f]

I do :)

[@usermelodyvhaaaa]

@@Neurodivergent-k6fstay pure but not stupid like her

[@MrStark-up6fi]

Lil bro does not know about inflation or wealth inequality 💀

[@HoV326]

I love how the kid doesn't mention that their vetoes can literally be overriden due to checks and balances. I just think it's cute because she makes it seem like it's that easy

[@Jason0binladen]

She is a terrible person and should feel bad about it

[@b4Iler]

every one of these points hurt me bc i finished a textbook on the government (the three branches, checks and balances, etc)

[@wserthmar8908]

Would be the first bearded President since who knows when

[@lancedean5910]

God kelly did not think this one out..

[@novacorponline]

to be fair, my US government class in high school also failed to mention that presidential vetos can be overturned. There is so much our school system fails to teach us...

[@dawica]

"Presidents get to stay up late and watch My Little Pony!" So can any adult. Presidents can also drink alcohol, pay taxes, and drive cars (though ideally not all at once)

[@BinglesP]

Now I’m imagining someone doing their taxes while drunk driving thank you

[@Sickcrazyneet]

*ideally all at once

[@tescobakery1927]

I drink alcohol while paying taxes and driving my car

[@dutchmansmine9053]

In fact, the majority of teenagers can to.

[@realah3001]

They can do all at once

[@chernobylthing3932]

I love how he specifies "unemployed", when she's a fourth grader. Everything about this video is great.

[@arthurmorgan9665]

First off yes he was. Second, shut up your giving me flashbacks

[@Creamybananaballs]

@@arthurmorgan9665 lumbago

[@arthurmorgan9665]

@@tomafintuna shut up I was born in 1860 and- here wait SPOILER ALERT and I died in 1899. I dont have the best writing gramar

[@schrodrsct6816]

@@arthurmorgan9665 lumbagreo

[@arthurmorgan9665]

@@schrodrsct6816 -_- really getting old

[@le-viral-viruz]

no bedtime and birthday cake for every meal would kill the entirety of the us

[@Ok.768]

No, just the vast majority of the U.S.A.

[@alexpenna]

*let them eat cake*

[@averagesingaporean3]

​@@alexpenna"WAIT" "What kind of cake?" *Proceeds to get yeeted to the Hundred Years War*

[@RevrenDelMoral]

people been doing that for a while now we gonna be fine

[@Ok.768]

@@RevrenDelMoral Yyyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh no

[@meme2day999]

I love the fact how this kid was just playing around with the idea of being president and huggbees is just destroying this child with actual knowledge what presidents actually do.

[@booghe4d]

It’s a script

[@meme2day999]

@@booghe4d still tho it was funny

[@justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123]

On god

[@spookhyskeleton]

Sigma beellionaire destroys 10 y.o. Karen leftist with facts and logic

[@quillclock]

"kid"

[@slagman2334]

We’re all going to be screwed in 2044 when Kelly wins the election via a wrestling match

[@Obozo_Gaming]

And forces all of us to eat mac & cheese while staying up late to watch My Little Pony.

[@zeldatrek]

That will only happen if only women and trans men can run for POTUS. Besides Hillary would have her removed from the ruining in the preliminary matches. Kelly's real only hope is to say her prayers and take her vitamins, but Kelly is clearly a democrat so that's not happening Mean Gene!

[@aluminumobama]

how would Kelly know what the hell a democrat is though

[@barrackobama2216]

presidential punch out in a nut shell

[@F0UR3V3R]

@@aluminumobama she injects herself with steroids. That way she can win the wrestling match.

[@SockTheUnicorn]

The fact that her favorite pony is rainbow dash, whose defining character traits included extreme arrogance is kinda telling

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Fitting for sure, but now I’m curious. Is this another one of those things where the characters are the seven deadly sins?

[@SockTheUnicorn]

@@stingerjohnny9951 I mean... there are only six in the mane six, but... Rarity could be lust, and in one specific episode greed, but that episode was where all their elements of harmony got reversed. If we're going with that episode alone, fluttershy could be wrath.

[@nijkstral]

@@stingerjohnny9951 Yes Rarity - Lust Rainbow dash - Sloth Pinkie pie - Gluttony Applejack - Greed Fluttershy - Wrath Twilight Sparkle - Pride Starlight Glimmer/Sunset shimmer - Envy

[@thealbatrosstalks7234]

@@nijkstral now I'm legitimately scared how closely you looked into that

[@cupwasneverhere]

What the actual hell

[@horsepowermultimedia]

Kelly: I would veto all the boring laws and replace them with awesome ones. Congress: *nulls out every single veto* Kelly: But those laws are so boring! Government: *fucking impeachs her because of her sheer incompetence that led to an all-time low in average math scores, a massive insomnia epidemic, & a whole load of other calamities* Kelly: :(

[@theaviationbee]

not to mention how any self-respecting adult would vote for an incompetent child in the first place.

[@HyperDash47]

​@@theaviationbee they didn't vote, she won in a wrestling match

[@chocolatetheeevee]

@@HyperDash47damnit I knew we shouldn’t have given the nine year olds access to weightlifting!

[@theaviationbee]

@@chocolatetheeevee or anabolic steroids

[@chocolatetheeevee]

@@theaviationbee yeah that probably wasn’t a good idea either

[@ShubaSayori]

I like to imagine he is yelling this to a child right to their face in the middle of a party

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

"Uncle Huggbees is going through a rough patch right now, Kelly. Wait till he sobers up a little, then guilt him into giving you $20 while he cries about how much he misses your aunt"

[@dinamosflams]

Imagine this in a south park sketch or domething LMAO

[@josephfrechette9916]

@@dinamosflams imagine him as a substitute teacher ripping into Eric Cartmen.

[@OnTheDLum]

Just horrifically dunking on this kid until she cry’s and asks her mom to leave

[@antimatterg]

I have seen you somewhere before. I don't know where, but I remember the name Super Sayori.

[@shotfun8450]

The title of the cool school project video should be named "how to start a civil war" or "how to be a dictator"

[@GabrielaOrtiz-yj3si]

💀

[@GabrielaOrtiz-yj3si]

How to be a dictator - wiki for kids at cool school

[@candacecrusaderkinklebob_6942]

why not both?

[@Americangunner1775]

Impeachment Speedrun

[@jokiejook8659]

@@candacecrusaderkinklebob_6942 How to start a civil war to be a dictator in five easy steps

[@nochie5512]

As a man who has studied American presidents my whole life and have personally stalked multiple. I am shocked and disgusted at this misinformation

[@catmeows2031plays]

Hol' Up, Wait A Minute

[@fxiry670]

Wait a minute something ain't right

[@DipUniversal]

Which ones?

[@SmellyLemons5469]

As the secret service, I want 50 bucks for keeping my mouth shut

[@austria-hungary4981]

You stalked who?!

[@PolandballUnofficial]

August 2 2022: Kelly has been elected president. August 3 2022: Immigration rates into Canada and Mexico quadruple.

[@game_projections]

LMAOOOOO

[@nrmedia3999]

As a Canadian this is so true, but if she is elected president you Americans better stay down south because you caused this problem and you somehow better fix it before you end both our countries.

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

August 4 2022: United States population reaches under 10 million August 7 2022: The United States is attacked by multiple countries August 7 2022: The United States collapse because they have no military funding

[@TheBlueMarbleNationalist]

@@GabrielPerez-br5mm August 8 2022: Birthday cake & My Little Pony deemed National Symbols to the nation, which is currently hanging on by a thread

[@Coristic121]

@@TheBlueMarbleNationalist August 9 2022: Disney stock down 80% since the new president Kelly rents out whole disneyworld parks and clogs profits

[@zirconis5411]

POV: Local man visits playground to educate children about the Commander in Chief A true national hero

[@G-Ilan-M]

That's not how the POV works

[@goat1596]

@@G-Ilan-M very true if it was a pov it should of said Pov: your a local man visiting... and then the things afterwards he said

[@lulurodriguez9139]

pov: you're a small child at the park listening to a grown adult rant about how kids know nothing about american politics

[@zirconis5411]

@@G-Ilan-M Yeah, got that one screwed. Well, point noted. Thanks for the reminder.

[@CrimesForDimes]

@@G-Ilan-M Again, there are three primary points of view. But you are right as this seems to be a news broadcast which it isn't how it works

[@jeremyfischer7856]

I just love how passionate this man gets while he's annihilating a small child.

[@literallygrass1328]

Gotta respect the grind frr

[@crystalclearchaos5387]

Anikin skywalker would like to know his location

[@grimftrite]

This can be taken disastrously out of context

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Doing what with a child? 😳

[@jeremyhenson3645]

🤨

[@eazy8579]

Hugbees being the most based person in all of history; I immediately nominate his as our next president

[@pyromike7237]

@E R I N A 👇 this is the weirdest video for a sex bot to leave a comment on

[@Lodster13]

based on what

[@pawprint1]

@@pyromike7237 I've seen somewhat weirder places but yes.

[@samprice1598]

He’d do better than Biden Granted that isn’t hard to do

[@racistturtle7633]

The more based the better

[@Onlysaws]

I've never seen a man this pissed at a child before.

[@scoutfromtuofort]

Yeah yeah, thank doc

[@ActionYakPolice]

I'm pretty sure I wasn't this stupid as a child and I thought that modifying public drinking fountains to dispense milkshakes instead of water was both possible and a good idea

[@stankunloadeduniversity3726]

I mean, you could. And if you add extra nutrients and shit and then you might have a brand new idea for a public drinking dispenser machine

[@bruhmomentum5064]

that’s a sick idea

[@garrettberkowitz5873]

Modifying/replacing them? No, that won't work. Adding milkshake fountains? That could work, if the pipe it's transported in is cold enough and shut off for cleaning regualarly.

[@deathtaco4095]

Now that's a plan I can get behind

[@Akabalthy]

@@stankunloadeduniversity3726 a **mouth rinsing machine** if you will

[@Andoroid]

I absolutely love this, it's like the "staying in a hot car for hours to prove babies and dogs are cowards" video

[@Frontline_view_kaiser]

Or the "Eating plastic straws to prove turtles are bitches" one

[@epicKerBallze]

That guy the kind of guy to intentionally leave a baby in a hot car for hours and be surprised the baby even died

[@TheDoctor254]

@@Frontline_view_kaiser I love that one

[@cheesecakeburger]

@@epicKerBallze ok

[@signhumanshitposts3800]

@@epicKerBallze ok

[@japeoleon7078]

I love it when Huggbees makes fun of children.

[@roze-ex2537]

me too!

[@tiarnyboo7279]

is for children not for grow as s men and i would love to make fun of children

[@davebits4257]

Pretty based ngl

[@TehBIGrat]

Spitting Facts

[@samueljonathan6101]

Children don't exist

[@starmanSFS27]

Kelly: "We dont need school! they are useless!" Also Kelly:

[@marrqi7wini54]

To be fair, the American education system hasn't taught them all that well if kids are making this. (It's probably not even a kid but a VA voicing one.)

[@matthewchannel9691]

The fact that she probably read a script written from adults makes it even funnier

[@Literallyhim-2]

She is a adult lmfao

[@RoanShip]

How much do they get paid for this ?

[@Burger-man-real]

@@RoanShip not enough 💀

[@HOI4gaming6903]

it's probably some creepy man who likes children bit too much and by coincidence is very good at making a woman voice

[@Literallyhim-2]

@@HOI4gaming6903 I found the actual channel, that’s an adult

[@weezerstan8861]

The fact that she didn't mention the socio-economic state of the middle class or higher job wages clearly shows how she is so detached from the masses. Definitely don't have my vote

[@bluemax956]

let’s see in 22 years

[@calebstone6583]

Her MLP factoids didn’t stop you but THAT DID???

[@bluemax956]

@@calebstone6583 anything goes when it comes to decisions

[@0011peace]

@@bluemax956 the orginal would have had to have been made in 4 years ago. You have to be 35 tobe president and i knew that at age 9. SOshe is 13 now or she won'tbe president in 22 years. 2048 would be the youngest age a 9 year old could be president. The avg age is 55 so you would have to be 33 now to be the avg age

[@bluemax956]

@@0011peace And fellas, this is why math is great!

[@collinmckee24]

Buried this 11 year old child and ended her whole political future like a true god damn American… Godspeed… +1 Like +1 Sub

[@booghe4d]

It’s a script + yikes

[@Dumbiboy]

@@booghe4d so?

[@haileyelliott3676]

11? Ahem she's in 4th grade

[@canimates2020]

@@haileyelliott3676 so technically shes 9 or 8 ._.

[@grunchchristmas]

@@booghe4d someone can’t take a joke it seems

[@Corydon811]

I love how this just a middle aged man bullying a child

[@KeeperofToast]

I know this is exaggerated for comedic effect but this does highlight some legitimate problems with the information presented in the original video. And I love it.

[@Yipper64]

I mean... It most just goes to show that the whole entire video is nonsensical and not informative at all. Or researched... I dont get what the point of that video is, but it becomes blatantly clear that it is not meant to be informative.

[@harrypootis9519]

clearly this is not exaggerated

[@kekcrocgod6731]

@@Yipper64 idk what channel this is from but the video is probably just from a content farm or smth

[@ota3933]

@@harrypootis9519 because he totally wants to curbstomp a kid

[@easterntrees]

this. the more serious issue underlying the comedy is that millions of views of the original video is how we end up with people who think the president is some kind of absolute monarch who lives a life of fame and leisure, and that turns into having an actual president who treats the presidency that way. we get closer and closer to idiocracy.

[@eggyolkmemel0rd682]

Love to imagine this isn’t satire and he genuinely thinks children think this stuff over

[@micheal5117]

CHAD

[@Music4thesoul70]

W

[@TankEngine75]

Same lmao, though I wasn't like this when I was 10, I was like this when I was 7 lmao

[@odd_bobble9106]

But they do think of shit like this... how many kids wanted to be a police officer, fire fighter, or astronaut when they where between 3 and 7? 7-13 is where they want to be whatever they think is cool at that age wether it be a youtuber, professional gamer, professional skateboarder, an Olympian, pro hockey/football/soccer/baseball player, or a “mathlete”. After that they tend to fall into a varying balance of school and parties to about 17, where they than have to make/ begin to make the decision on what they are going to do for the rest of their lives.

[@booghe4d]

Nah it’s satire

[@frozengaming398]

I’d like to see an animated movie where this girl actually becomes president and drives the whole country into the ground

[@bogosbinted6475]

Same I would watch it because it would make my day 😂😂

[@warpedadventures9707]

nah not drive into the ground, more like ram at fuck all speeds driving through the earth itself and creating your own freaking hell

[@warpedadventures9707]

i honestly have no idea what i was on about but ya know...

[@frozengaming398]

@@warpedadventures9707 thats more like it couldn't have said it better

[@eagenthorror]

Like maybe it starts a civil war because things are being left out of control with a child in office, and a lot of people just don't want that.

[@TTG-37]

This guy woke up and said, “I wanna hate”

[@NerdFromColorado]

Actually he… stayed awake for 36 hours straight and said, “I wanna hate”

[@usermelodyvhaaaa]

Atleast he’s right

[@Prophyll]

No he threw away the absolute dogshit that Kelly fed to 6.6 million people

[@lancepurple1468]

I can't believe a 9 year old doesn't know the concept of checks and balances. Unforgivable.

[@idkwhyieventryanymore]

LOL

[@kaedeball]

As a 5.23512 year old who understands the laws of physics, excels in the math process which is known as P.E.M.D.A.S, or The Order of Operations, and owns a financial buisness which profits in Milk Duds, I can agree that this is unforgivable.

[@blazryvlogs2535]

Read that in Stewie Griffin’s voice

[@Johnkmart]

@@blazryvlogs2535😂

[@bibus2282]

so unamerican

[@KelliConnolly90]

This is hilarious, but I felt personally attacked every time you said her name. 😂 Also, I homeschool my daughter and currently I'm teaching her about the presidents, so this was timed beautifully.

[@ProfessorArt1]

Be sure to mention how Clinton does not watch little pony, but might have said the phrase while having non consensual blow jobs.

[@christiannemetz1203]

@@ProfessorArt1 You disgusting neoliberal

[@KelliConnolly90]

@@ProfessorArt1 you're not wrong 😂

[@redsaaryn3832]

"go f3c& yourself Kelly..." That end was amazing

[@chapel1337]

@@ProfessorArt1 TRUE

[@PentoOfficial]

Has it occurred to anyone that Kelly doesn’t even sound like a 9-year old kid but a grown woman? Either a voice actor had to read Kelly’s project or she actually sounds like that herself.

[@MAXIMUMPOWER42]

This is Cool School

[@ANDYZMANIA]

i thought i was the only one

[@peterjohnisback]

I’ve met a 10 year old who sounded like she was in her 20s once.

[@Damiendoesgameing]

Yup yup

[@Andruieeok]

heard it as soon as I read your comment

[@misterglo1394]

I love how her only fact about what presidents do is veto boring laws and remove bedtime

[@LastBroncks]

"The 42nd president, Bill Clinton, knows a lot" You seem to know a bit too much, Kelly...

[@candicoated2001]

He didn't have sexual relations with that woman.

[@SomeRandomMirror]

Kelly didn't know fucking ANYTHING

[@FlyingHeatball]

@@candicoated2001 false I was there

[@handsomemedic975]

*Yugoslav wars flashbacks*

[@gregh4150]

@@candicoated2001 yes he did my uncle works for the white house, um painting the walls white

[@LatinoPitaya]

Love the mental image of seeing a 65 year old prune of a man in a full suit being escorted by the secret service, happily skipping along in Disneyland while wearing mickey mouse ears.

[@Megatron995]

...And that's when the 25th Amendment was finally invoked on Biden.

[@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463]

@@Megatron995 ?

[@IndianaCharacterComp]

@@Megatron995 lmao they fucking killed him for goin to Disneyland

[@DarwinskiYT]

If I were a world leader I’d go to Disneyland undercover with secret bodyguards disguised as Disneyland employees

[@phormex1]

@@DarwinskiYT why?

[@IAmALifeInvader]

I like how the preschooler describes a dystopian dictatorship.

[@gugui156]

Based

[@undercookedsalmon]

@@gugui156Based

[@redlobster12341]

@@undercookedsalmonBased

[@your6322]

@@redlobster12341 Based

[@khloehunter9378]

@@your6322 cored

[@potes3467]

9:44 I was so badly hoping for the bit to be Huggbees roasting Kelly that her favorite pony is Rainbow Dash when literally any other member of the mane 6 is a better pick.

[@brokenshieldiv5093]

"Lincoln was a wrestler...maybe that's how he won the election!" Me: *looks at the Civil War* Me: No no, you might be on to something.

[@Geshiko-GuP]

well lincoln won before the civil war..so that gets rid of such a argument..lincoln winning is what made it happen at that certain time..if he wasnt elected mabye it would have gone differently

[@candicoated2001]

I'm just saying we could have had an WWE match between Lincoln and Davis instead of war that will cost everyone millions in supplies and damages and years of bloodshed. (This is a joke)

[@edward.doctor1892]

He did do wrestling what's most impressive and incredible is his win to loss ratio

[@awesomeii8346]

@@edward.doctor1892 he invented the chokeslam

[@camerongist2159]

@@edward.doctor1892 He lost more than he won, huh? Lol

[@Bluboy511]

Mathematics play a large role in politics. It's about statistics that allow you to guage the effectiveness of your policies and how many people are in favor of them and how many oppose them.

[@carterw70]

eliminate the competition

[@LavLightKnight]

It also lets you know how best to cut districts so that your constituents are in the majority by just a hair and to pile as many of your opponents as the minority and then districts that are entirely theirs so that they waste votes

[@Akabalthy]

@@LavLightKnight its also boring as sin

[@Chevsilverado]

It’s also very important to be able to understand the statistics that you base your laws on. The vast majority of people have no idea how to analyze statistics and it’s concerning.

[@sabrinadelco9396]

@@carterw70 you don’t need math if there’s no competition to go against you

[@animarthur5297]

"Ms. Kelly, inflation is increasing dramatically!" "Just print more money then."

[@attackoramic8361]

"Ms. Kelly, the southern states are considering seceding from the union, what will you do?" "So? Nothing to do with me."

[@atomictheprotogen6816]

that's basically what one country in africa did

[@samtdl8639]

@@atomictheprotogen6816 Zimbabwe

[@atomictheprotogen6816]

@@samtdl8639 wasn't that the country that had a 100 trillion dollar bill or am I thinking of another?

[@samtdl8639]

@@atomictheprotogen6816 you are correct

[@bufordandrufus]

I love how reflections in his sunglasses are green-screened too.

[@juniper3955]

Kelly's video is further proof that the United State's education system is in need of extreme overhaul, but I'm sure she'd call that "boring" and veto any changes she could.

[@EmpRuler]

Not even an extreme overhaul, just toss the fucker out and put in a new one. Cause the old ones got more holes than 3000 year old wood from a bronze axe.

[@ImNotFunny541]

@@EmpRuler "Toss the Fucker" I'm dead man.

[@kaylaa2204]

@@EmpRuler poorly constructed equivalent, as sometimes 3000 year old wood will pretrify, as in, all teh holes normally in wood will have water carry sediment into it, and as the wood degrades, more holes are created for the same thing to happen, and when it's all over the wood has been replaced by mostly stone, with layers following the original grain of the wood. Petrified wood is weird like that. So sometimes 3000 year old wood is stronger than the original wood

[@alphanoodle1877]

Now I realize how tyranical children would be if they were in charge

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

Yeah, because kids are stupid and have $h1t ideas

[@reptilitronousprime9213]

You're not wrong. When I was a kid, I had dreams of being a tyrant.

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

@@reptilitronousprime9213 oh, I never really dreamed of ruling the world tbh

[@johnreydelosreyessupportuk6018]

Note from a nine year old: i once tryed to make a communist country in roblox called "The Union Of Roblox Socialist Republics" and my parents tryed to stop me lol. I'm doing it secretly.

[@johnreydelosreyessupportuk6018]

Sorry, if i typed wrong, im on mobile.

[@mercaius]

"Of course I'm punching down! Have you ever met a tall child?" - Huggbees

[@mercury5003]

I need to know where he said this quote

[@mercaius]

@@mercury5003 Dark confessions time. I made it up. As joke.

[@lordawsome5545]

@@mercaius you monster

[@macaronii8318]

there is a 3rd grader in my school that's taller than my mother and is 1cm shorter than me, someone who is 5'5 your point still stands though!!

[@gamingwithsnake928]

I have a classmate who is 6,1 I am in sixth grade

[@josephfrechette9916]

Huggbees reminds me of a teacher I had in elementary school. He came off as a jerk but everyone liked him because he knew his stuff and didn't sugar coat stuff.

[@heisenberg744]

Those are the teacher's i like.

[@Hadi-wf7ze]

Honestly I'd expect students in elementary would dislike that kind of teacher

[@imspear9172]

"It's 5:04 in the morning." Oh! He's up early for us! "I was about to go to bed" Oh...

[@capitalofnorway]

this dude went on for 10 whole minutes yelling at a child's fantasies lmao

[@literallygrass1328]

I respect the grindset

[@sniperglaceon]

america

[@lowqualityfrog]

What a world we live in.

[@Prismate]

GOD FUCKING BLESS AMERICA o7

[@Anigeek1246]

Fantasies are dumb. Embrace reality.

[@nightmarecolombiano421]

I just love how you educate those people, talking in the most aggressive but also passive way.

[@Catfishguy]

Hypothetically for some reason if everyone agreed to get rid of math, then: she couldn't go to Disney world every day because whenever the rides broke down the employees wouldn't know how to fix it or operate it in general. She wouldn't be able to eat macaroni and cheese all day because if she went out to buy them the cashier not herself wouldn't know how to purchase any item from any store because she got rid of economics in the United States of America, She wouldn't be able to watch "my little pony" all day because the TV wouldn't run because she wiped out the servers. To sum it up, getting rid of mathematics would mean she couldn't do ANYTHING as president because being president means you could do anything you want all day every day... *right?*

[@WoodenBiscuts]

Big brain

[@kraijom319]

If she was smart enough, this wild reform could work. Destroying math would destroy the people's intellect & reasoning. So there would be no opposition. No one would be able to beat you mentally giving her a pure strategical & physiological advantage against the populas. Hell, she could setup a totalitarian dictatorship and put herself to be God.

[@francozabala7059]

And also you wouldnt be able to code some games, or maybe you just create some random ass disposable variables with random numbers.

[@that_one_guy934]

@@francozabala7059 no numbers

[@macgyver42563]

It's like the modern day version of what a child thinks a King does.

[@JosukeHigashikataReal]

I would love if huggbees became a strict history teacher

[@notasmiler1571]

Time for him to colab with mr beat

[@DoNotSubscribetoMePlease]

@@notasmiler1571ah yes, mr beat because he never misses a beat

[@andrewgiacabazi7780]

He does that and he ends murdering multiple children

[@MichaelBrown-fb8kk]

He better live stream that Shit daily

[@ImdefinitelynotCobaltion]

@@notasmiler1571mr breast

[@Bot-zx3ox]

Kelly: “schools would be banned if I were-“ Huggbees: “ *HOW DO CHILDREN LEARN?! HOW WOULD THEY BE ABLE TO READ? OR TALK? OR LEARN THEIR ABCS? OR LEARN TO BE IN A MODERN SOCIETY?* “

[@tropicl9876]

They don't

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

@@tropicl9876 That's just it, you don't

[@Bot-zx3ox]

who’s they

[@Chunky177]

the legislative government wouldnt agree to it anyway

[@tropicl9876]

@@Bot-zx3ox The children do not learn, they SURVIVE

[@Originalgolden]

10:25 is the best thing someone ever said to a child. I think your my new main youtuber.

[@ferdinand12390]

"in your feeble stupid child mind that hasn't developed..." isn't that pretty much all of the politicians minds?

[@Yipper64]

yeah except its their old minds deteriorating to that of a child's.

[@tssteelx]

Well in some cases degradation of the mind.

[@Mr.Bimgus]

@@Yipper64 Jeez, you don't have to be so mean to the kids out there. I don't think they're THAT bad.

[@ferdinand12390]

@@Yipper64 nah, some of them never developed, example, my country´s current president, he has never ever in his miserable life worked a single day and always acts like a child, he´s a shame and embarrasment for this country along with his mentally subnormal followers

[@gavind351]

@@ferdinand12390 which country?

[@Mr.FurgesonGaming]

Fun fact: Kelly's previous life was Richard Nixion

[@youravragebrawlplayer]

WDYM

[@phillipsfamily27]

IDK

[@ashergabrielrosal3042]

Richard’s life was garbage

[@cubechan1938]

Naw braw, it was Herbert Hoover

[@brownalec602]

Maybe that explained the Halloween mask

[@PETRIXXXX]

“Ms. President, the Russians have invaded Alaska, America is under attack.” “Russians are so cool. They made vodka, when my dad drinks vodka he gets mad & hits mommy!”

[@realhuman4879]

God dame

[@razzledazzle8593]

Jesus Christ this is the definition of offensive = funny

[@PETRIXXXX]

@@razzledazzle8593 i made myself laugh

[@schizoamerican]

💀💀💀

[@mercennium]

LMFAO

[@StarlightEcho912]

The best part of all of this? Assuming this kid was as old as she could possibly be in Elementary School not including the possibility of getting held back (lol), she wouldn't even be the legal age to run for president in 2044. If Kelly graduated Ele in 2022, that would make her 10-11, so she would've been born in 2011. 2044 - 2011 = 33, 2 years younger than the legal age you can run for president.

[@adamyusuf1805]

This man just destroyed a 9-year-old girl for not being as knowledgeable in history as a grown adult. +1 Subscriber

[@star80doessdastuff]

hugbees squad 👍

[@inertiaking1]

Same

[@froggitgang]

Plot twist: The 9 year old girl is George Washington☠️

[@ItalianCountryball11]

@@froggitgang ☠️

[@AnekoF90]

This guy is a legend.

[@suspizza992]

This child really thought she could fly to disneyland with airforce one

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

Ngl I wanted to ride one of those baby's

[@nibs7252]

TBF, some presidents (you know which ones) in recent memory did use their fleet of presidential vehicles to go golfing almost every day. Frankly, I see no difference between that, and a visit to Mouse Land.

[@Hidude12]

Imagine seeing an airplane crashing into a Disney land like a Disney version of 911

[@kidnamedfingergaming4754]

@@Hidude12 Mickey Noooooo!

[@justanothercontentcreator4664]

@@kidnamedfingergaming4754 Mickey Yes.

[@KmF0X]

I'm glad you went rather easy on that child, god every single point of her is so wrong, and I don't even know USA that much!

[@stabileseitenlage]

She said to vote vor her im 2044. But you need to be at least 40 years old to become president if I am not mistaken. By that logic she is at least 17 Years old, so no excuses for her! Edit: it's actually 35, so she is at least 12 years old. Still no excuses.

[@DrMemesYT]

@@stabileseitenlage you need to be 35 to run for president. if she is 35 in 2044, that will make her born in 2009.

[@A_penguin_from_matmart4928]

e a s y

[@bytblox3366]

@@DrMemesYT yes but it feels like shes -100

[@unknownuser69_gaming]

Man why am i getting this two years later😐 this is amazing

[@DrDolan2000]

I didn't think Teddy could get any cooler "You see that bear walking around outside the White House? That's my fucking guard dog"

[@Omura6083]

fr

[@alephomega955]

I read that quote in Huggbees' voice

[@gurcharnsingh2422]

But the article he showed stated it was “a small bear…” so it wouldn’t be much of a guard dog. Also, the website says that “President Roosevelt loved the pets as much as his children did.” Which would suggest that he wouldn’t be okay with letting it roam around and possibly get injured/killed. Am I missing something?

[@DanielWeidner-li2yf]

That's metal as shit tbh

[@liamcluett6203]

@@gurcharnsingh2422It’ll grow up

[@jaythepotatoeyt]

I like how a grown man makes fun of children, but it actually makes sense ☠️

[@Sonicsky09]

True

[@Leviplaysgames476]

Is bill clinton a bronie

[@xzotazerus]

I like how he acts like twitter but reasonable

[@pedrossecondaccount]

​@@Leviplaysgames476no patrick Bill clinton isn't a bronie

[@Mr.HaterJaquavius]

As someone who was a child, you should definitely make fun of children because they're dumb and taught in the most inefficient way possible

[@RoosterPups]

grown ass man swears at a 9 year old child. me: I already love this guy

[@Thugster19]

Same

[@Sodorboy98]

Same

[@Haxx752]

I can’t tell if this is a hate comment or a like comment

[@Ranolog]

Why did you put the "me:" there?

[@Haxx752]

@@Ranolog he said me: because he’s saying that he said “I already love this guy”

[@JorgeFrancis-g9f]

Kelly been real quiet since this dropped

[@HeyThatsToast]

Hope she watched this and cried. Great job taking the misinformation and lies about politics out. You're truly a hero.

[@Omura6083]

she would be 16-18 theres no doubt

[@MaewCatt]

@@Omura6083 good, it’s less weird making fun of a teenager than a child

[@cursedbeans5560]

It’s a fucking voice actor

[@The_Channel_Channel_Official]

This guy wants to see the world burn. Bro wants a child to cry. Jesus Christ man.

[@unseendrat-45]

Wompy womp womp​@@cursedbeans5560

[@TheOneMiffy92]

Huggbees and Cr1t1kal have something amazing in common, and that is whenever they dunk on kids it's fucking amazing.

[@chronictimewasterdisease]

i wish to know in what video did moist critikal did that, i want that video right fuckin now

[@TheOneMiffy92]

@@chronictimewasterdisease in this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqq1d3quo8iod80 and this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LZZ6ZpjJJgmsU

[@ActivelyCursed]

this comment is best experienced in a hugbees voice.

[@krismemer5924]

You know who else dunks on kids?

[@ArsonBattler]

Everyone gangsta until Kelly actually becomes President

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

In 2045, Huggbees will be declared public enemy number one by president Kelly during her inauguration speech at Disneyland

[@Biscuithands]

If so USA is doomed

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

I’d move to Canada at that point 💀

[@Damiendoesgameing]

​@@Biscuithands yea it would be we would die from a nine year old

[@kaisshenanigans]

@@Heretowatchvideos123I’m not your buddy, guy!

[@PinkieMariaLuna2930]

The fact that I used to watch these videos when I was younger and enjoyed this 💀

[@randomrobin7773]

What's hilarious is some people wont think this is satire.

[@StrawberryShartCak3]

Well it shouldn't be.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

At first i was under the impression this was serious, but the ammount of anger thrown at her is only rivaled by that bitch from Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. The one that creates sea of salt by her bitterness towards you, to the point she lives off of it

[@austincde]

He sounds like a very serious podcaster

[@samdrow8268]

@@austincde true

[@Bananfron]

This was really entertaining, please make fun of more fictional children.

[@elianasanchez3259]

wait, KELLY DOSENT EXIST ?! oh wait, huggbees probably thanos snapped her into oblivion

[@Bananfron]

@@elianasanchez3259 he thanos snapped her to the fictional world

[@Soulraven2735]

@@elianasanchez3259 He probably suplexed her off a cliff, much like the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[@averagegamer6831]

@@Soulraven2735 JR: He’S bEeN BrOkEn In HaLf

[@Its-Ternaki]

he ate her

[@user-ellievator]

"You might be one of the stupidest fucking people I've ever heard." Reminds me of how my dad used to inspire me to be a better person.🐤

[@juanes8931]

Thanks for sharing 5.6kΩ ±5% Resistor

[@frds_skce]

Did it work?

[@fishypugbruh]

current thing supporter

[@1x1boop28]

Reminds me of how I used to teach me to be a better person.

[@audiodood]

hello resistor guy

[@FerretTwister]

I think this is the most powerful video on KZbin. Politicians should tremble and the thought of this man.

[@nicoville20]

I have a little sister who used to watch a ton of this stuff back in the day, So I can relate on so many levels right now.

[@sayerqt5916]

I love how this little girl thinks that a Veto means she can literally repeal any law at any time for no reason with no checks or balances, or that she can just make new laws at whim

[@Theherooftime61702]

No god's or kings, only Kelly

[@turtlelord8021]

@@Theherooftime61702 Kelly is our overlord, Kelly is our savior.

[@anti-theocrat8815]

Technically The President CAN veto ANY law they WANT but Congress STILL has the power to OVERRIDE vetos It does NOT happen VERY OFTEN but Congress STILL has that ABILITY As for MAKING LAWS The President does NOT ACTUALLY MAKE laws CONGRESS does but The President CAN PROPOSE laws to Congress

[@Clone-up2ge]

@@anti-theocrat8815 that is very INTERESTING information THANK you for telling ME

[@anti-theocrat8815]

@@Clone-up2ge You’re welcome

[@anti-theocrat8815]

You know what’s stupid? When I was a kid I thought George Washington and Abraham Lincoln knew each other and were best friends

[@shcumdmc]

If you ever feel stupid, remember Kelly

[@anti-theocrat8815]

@@shcumdmc Yeah she thinks that Abraham Lincoln defeated Stephen Douglass in the presidential election by defeating him in a wrestling match and did NOT even get the YEAR right it should say 1860 NOT 1858 How do you fuck up THAT BADLY? And yeah it would be fucked up if our elections were decided by wrestling matches because that would mean that the STRONGEST gets to be President Of USA REGARDLESS of whether they have a good platform or not

[@isaim3561]

@@anti-theocrat8815 and that will then lead to chaos if the strongest person happens to be a neo no no German or racist which then will lead to war and other bad bad things and if Kelly ever happnes to read this the world gets a giant boo bo

[@anti-theocrat8815]

@@isaim3561 So true

[@oooshafiqooo]

wow. when i was a kid i tought that the west is more populated than the east

[@Wutsizbukkit]

found this on my for you page. the video was not even a quarter of the way done when i laughed at this guy's jokes. (referencing A_Random_Casual's comment) i'e never seen nor heard someone be so pissed off while also being relatively calm. you've earned a subscribe, my man

[@herculesatan4514]

6:06 Theodore Roosevelt. While it wasn’t wrestling, he was definitely a person of the people. Edit: And he championed the FDA. Damn.

[@iamjustkiwi]

The FDA actually started out as a really legit organization, when it was funded strictly through taxpayer money. Now it is funded only partly through taxpayer money and largely through fees paid by drug companies to submit new drugs, and they have lost a lot of their scrutiny too over the years. The early FDA is the only reason the us didn't end up with thousands of deformed kids from thalidomide!

[@jamesmclemore9123]

My favorite fact about Roosevelt is the time he got shot in the chest just before a speech and proceeded to not just deliver an over hour-long speech, but started by roasting the would-be assassin.

[@omega1575]

@@jamesmclemore9123 Its more than that, he straight up said "It will take more than that to kill me"

[@TheSkulleh]

I just want to know how the man managed to keep a straight face during the president masks bit.

[@K-3619]

Yeah, his eyes never once changed! ;)

[@FriskyLotto]

During the rant on Math being destroyed from reality, the teacher in the background looked like she was just shocked by the fact this man is screaming at a child. I, personally, would be clapping.

[@onepieceofbbq6357]

Clapping what? 🤨

[@traffecone]

​@onepieceofbbq6357 KZbin users trying not to make everything sexual challenge:

[@onepieceofbbq6357]

@@traffecone they could be clapping anything You're the one assuming I was being sexual

[@FizzyPopVevo]

I feel like she was still caught up in Kelly literally banning one of the 4 pillars of Science, she needs to process just exactly how fucked their future is going to be when no one in the next 2 or 3 generations knows how to count past ten, America would lose every war from then on because they don't have anyone who can strategize, they'd lose to Emus, Crows, Octopuses, Sweetheart from OMORI, Capybaras, and Quakas.

[@penguinbenguin]

@@onepieceofbbq6357 you're the one insinuating things

[@Hyperchaoticcybernightmare.]

Verbal version of the Omni man beat down

[@zebastakian6973]

Huggbees just tearing apart a kids imagination of being president is just pure gold.

[@SteveInLava]

Both kids and some ignorant adults deadass believe that the president can act as a dictator 💀

[@therjschannel904]

Oh hey Zeba! Fancy meeting you here!

[@MAXIMUMPOWER42]

this is cool school lol

[@sowergamingbro5885]

​@@SteveInLavathey're kids lile bruh

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

@@SteveInLava Project 2025 says hello

[@stevenwilde2583]

Why do I love hearing a 30 year old man rant about a 4 year old kids interpretation of the presidents job.

[@HackerMann203]

maybe it sounds better if its in german make sure to not forget the english subtitles.

[@aircloud1795]

*misinterpretation

[@cellofperfection]

4th grader

[@booghe4d]

It’s a script

[@Dumbiboy]

@@booghe4d he's still insulting a child and it's still funny, so why does it matter?

[@Sgtdire]

Love how he called out the child for racism at one point

[@anrandomthing7110]

As a child, i'm sorry for our uneducated gremlins on youtube, that are tryharding to look smart.

[@Spunchbubandfriends]

@@anrandomthing7110 fax

[@guy_wh0_d0es_n0th1ng]

@@anrandomthing7110same.

[@slippythepenguin1561]

@@anrandomthing7110 I was smarter than this 4th grader in 2nd

[@anrandomthing7110]

@@slippythepenguin1561 Atleast you are smarter now, and oh btw. If any kid is reading the comments right now, try not to get somewhere where you shouldn't.

[@ΓιώργοςΠαρασκευόπουλος-ω4τ]

9:20 Securing an alliance with the Hippogriff kingdom is essential for her securing economic and military support and a boost to her popularity

[@TheHigherUps.]

You wasted so much of your time just for him to never see this

[@ΓιώργοςΠαρασκευόπουλος-ω4τ]

@@TheHigherUps. I didn't do it for him, I did it because I was bored and wanted to write something. And the bright side is that you have a good profile picture and noticed it

[@Hurngh-x7e]

Groovy

[@markx322]

I can't get over that the Theodore Roosevelt having a bear thing is actually fucking real

[@Helperbot-2000]

dude, he literally got shot during a speech and went on to mock his attempted assassin and then hold another speech just a while later, man was a fucking hyper-chad

[@diamondzfriend5262]

fun fact: the teddy bear was named after him because he refused too shoot a defenceles bear cub.

[@snoweex]

@@Helperbot-2000 it took more bullets to kill a goddamn bull moose truly,literally got shot at his own chest then continue his speech for an hour then get lived for a few years

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

@@diamondzfriend5262 yeah cuz he probably was the one that wounded it while hunting n then refused to finish the deed lmao

[@diamondzfriend5262]

​@@user-mg7wh8zq6v I did a little research and it says Holt Collier was the one who injured the bear and apparently tied it to a tree and waited for roosevelt. It also says he only did it because his dogs were in danger.

[@roundytoon]

"it's all possibile thanks to meth" -Huggbees

[@mercygoddd]

🗿

[@microcheeze]

Methamine or blue crystal

[@redbeardaquatics9936]

Twhhfinh

[@tangarine_on_discord]

@@microcheeze mixture of both

[@CEO_of_watch]

💀

[@iancalandro8180]

"someone asked Bill Clinton questions about My Little Pony, and he got all the questions right." I'm pretty sure that means he's a brony.

[@CoraCreates]

Former brony here, can confirm.

[@zeldatrek]

And that interview happen before FIM. That dude was hardcore brony! Explains why Bill went to the Island to play with young girls. EDNKH

[@sltrskid]

@@zeldatrek i bet he would have donated to reddit island

[@derpyhooves4287]

Current brony here, can confirm

[@thebronywiking]

To be fair: Anyone could have answered those questions with a bit of reasoning. The fact that he hesitated on what the names of the mane six were proved that he is most likely not a brony. A question which bronies are able to answer: Which of these characters do not appear in the show? Carrot Top, Flowing River, and Octavia Melody?

[@SethHillson]

If Kelly eventually replaces meals with birthday cakes I’m not eating Jackshit

[@wserthmar8908]

3:35 I don’t think a President can veto or cancel a law implemented before his term

[@someonerandom704]

Also she said that she'd replace those laws with her own ones, but presidents don't make laws.

[@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2]

@@someonerandom704 so I’m pretty sure the president is one of the people who would decide if it should be a law?

[@someonerandom704]

@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 Yes. Presidents get veto power over everything signed in by congress. So like, a president can't draft a bill, but if congress tries to sign one in that the pres doesn't like, they can veto it.

[@thepdiddyhunter]

If she was president, people would riot her house by day 1