Björk talking about her TV

[@WildermanJNM]

When you find out Björk was the first tech-review KZbinr

[@x32i77]

She should be linus tech tips. The channel would have 100x more subs than linus today

[@Rustyy.shackleford]

And asmirist

[@jamesblue5906]

@@x32i77 avant-garde singer songwriter turned KZbin tech reviewer I'd be in love

[@cheloplays9399]

@@x32i77 Absolutely. She doesn´t seem to break stuff that often haha

[@drunkhousecat]

Can Linus give his input pls

[@xGhostxize]

>You will never be a vintage television being opened up and studied by Björk

[@cinderling5472]

:(

[@guntermuller7652]

Feels 😔

[@mootpoint7053]

Achually tiis vas me bac befor I becum a hyuman, I vuss da tv ja

[@rachelsteinfield9326]

Oh yes, I will!

[@shapes9495]

Random Roleplays dude

[@Flynn94]

I think that if I had a terminal illness, I'd like Björk to explain it to me. I think it would really make me feel a bit better about the whole thing.

[@whereisforest]

Flynn°-°94 true😂

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

"So all of the cancer goes up here, like it is a small parade..."

[@poopoo2179]

and she'll open you up

[@c.s.9511]

“You’ve got a little friend...called...a tumor...he vwants to travel and hurt you...but chemo...it hurts the tumor and so the tumor might die and we will open you up...like...like a music box...and take your friend”

[@jeangrey599]

@@c.s.9511 very nice I like ur Bjork side 😉

[@scarpmetal-e5e]

I like how she said her Danish book helped her to not be fearful of the tv, but she also said she read the Danish book this morning, so it’s entirely possible that she’s been afraid of her tv up until a few days ago 😂

[@noradosmith]

Welcome to the most relaxing video on the Internet.

[@MSleave1]

John Doe ASMR

[@chrisschurke4151]

+Miguel Costa I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets it from this video.

[@Skiamakhos]

+John Doe for a while I was screaming inside because CRT TVs have a MASSIVE capacitor, and you take the back off at your peril if you don't know what you're doing with it. Don't open up an old TV unless you're well insulated & know how to earth the capacitor safely.

[@diamondnebula_]

same

[@JesusChristIsLord__]

XD exsacly what I was thinking

[@FelixWheatfield]

I love how she says "it's about time" as she's opening her TV. She's waited all her life for that very moment.

[@sumyunguy4150]

Best comment. I will sample that.

[@larsthemartian9554]

Her music career was just a by-product of the process to get to this.

[@obeyourfatheryah]

the way she says city is very nice too, like cit.ty with a stop it's cute lol

[@jimmymeridian5174]

I mean, I always wanted to know what was in my TV as a kid.

[@teacherchil]

yes, it's superb

[@CaseyCorigliano]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." *UFO noises*

[@lawrencemichael5571]

You should not poets lie to you

[@Yartarb]

😂😂😂

[@LuiKang043]

Welcome to....The Twilight Zone.

[@weseal65432]

But I’d let Björk lie to me though

[@pauljefferson9538]

Lmao

[@bionyx6368]

“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.” Words to live by.

[@YourGodNigga99]

Cringe

[@thenicobossy]

goddamn u pablo neruda

[@thomasnelson3449]

But the poet wasn't lying when they said a TV will hypnotize you.

[@ilikematches2]

He wasn't lying, but it's a farcry from an absolute truth. In this context scientific understanding vs poetic abstraction are an opposing dichotomy, a paradox. The T.V. wasn't something to be afraid of as the idea of a T.V. existed in Bjork's mind as put there by the poet. The reality of a TV isn't scary - just the implications of a TV as the poet described. in this sense, "don't let poets lie" means to let truth take away fear.

[@RenatusChristoph]

Amazingly ironic.

[@Sternertime]

Friendship ended with *Icelandic poets* Now *Danish book* is my best friend

[@anoushkakapoor4624]

omg mooooood

[@internationalcontractagenc156]

Mudasir is the virgin poet

[@Beefaronii_]

Whoever made this comment is actually a massive legend

[@internationalcontractagenc156]

@@Beefaronii_ lmaoooooooo

[@AC-uf2ut]

Bjork agression: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWTQe4eafKpqb6s

[@leejohn5485]

One of the first ever unboxing videos.

[@viniciushosken7757]

and asmr

[@wisewigga7129]

@@viniciushosken7757 Bob Ross had one of the first asmr

[@valdezsaihttam5871]

@@wisewigga7129 Pink Floyd invented ASMR

[@xaviercockerton6989]

Welcome back to another Bad Unboxing

[@realbasherverse]

thank god there wasnt an unboxing of that one packadge....

[@IsaiahAudelo2442]

virgin icelandic poet vs. CHAD danish book

[@SouthrnKoala]

I have no idea why but this is officially my favorite youtube comment of all time

[@MinenArbeiterLP]

Nigga predicted meme future

[@rebecaca]

meme future? this meme has been around since idk 2017

[@AC-uf2ut]

Bjork agression: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWTQe4eafKpqb6s

[@tpower1912]

Holy cringe

[@linawashere]

I'm telling my kids this was Albert Einstein

[@dvd6722]

Diabolical 😂😂 you're one of those moms

[@dildonius]

Björk Albertsdóttir

[@ethel_lana]

I'm hollering 😭😂

[@MiracleMan-ol6gd]

You sound like a poet to me.

[@nevilhitesh]

almost forgot to watch it again today

[@justmart4455]

That's right

[@funwithaiman]

Don’t break the streak! ASMR helps you in falling asleep!

[@leticialima8304]

did you watch it today tho?

[@nevilhitesh]

@@leticialima8304 omg thank you for reminding me

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

I watch this almost daily and I don’t know why, this video is just addictive for some reason

[@theillmaticice1989]

“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.” The deepest quote I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@Cardsmaster]

GROUP NATION so relevant and iconic. The marketers are the modern day poets.

[@maaaatiiii7]

It applies to any celebrity

[@TheCarsfan4ever]

"I'm 12 and this is deep" moment right there

[@anecann]

​@@TheCarsfan4ever Or maybe you lack the depth to get the punch line. Is post-ironic meta commentary.

[@TheCarsfan4ever]

@@anecann think you got it the other way around.

[@aangelcs]

Me when I have to present a project I did the night before

[@craigduncan4900]

Angel Cisneros been there! 😂

[@rogerlandreth7823]

You made my day

[@ceramikxxx5882]

Hahahaha

[@theflanman1986]

Angel Cisneros that was funny as hell

[@SSFJeff]

Explaining to the audience that your country's people are very gay can translate to almost any presentation

[@BairMendoza]

For context, this was an interlude in a televised concert. Hahaha. She’s amazing.

[@Kholdster]

Icelandic Poet = Bad Danish Book = Good

[@gaelck9757]

Science= Good

[@theviniso]

Bjork = Good

[@beckerkorn1]

Iceland was part of the Danish kingdom for centuries and only gained independence after WWII so she’s actually making a jab at that :)

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

Cold shower ✔ Turkish golden pies ❌

[@naturalselector8938]

@@MyUnoriginalUsername mujaheeden turski son

[@joaonuno6936]

the way she says "This looks like a city, like a little model of a city" at 1:18

[@EmilianoLuna1133]

John Bird It's the cutest sound ever!

[@MSleave1]

Emm Moon ASMR

[@GozerTheGozerian]

It's infuriatingly annoying.

[@yorickmoran4823]

ENGLAND IS MY CITY!!

[@themightylambo9567]

Safety

[@stuckinastairwell]

The time björk almost died from discharging capacitors

[@Dominoes282]

It was probably discharged prior to opening it

[@SteveGong]

The Danish book probably explained how to discharge it safely. Where would we be without Danish books?

[@nigelcarren]

No idea how I got here, but as an ex-electronics engineer, I am not ashamed to admit it has taken me 10 minutes to stop laughing in order to be able to type this! Yes kids, always ask your parents to discharge electrolytic capacitors before you go playing inside the TV! (and watch out for that L.O.P.T too, as they can bite). Love Bjork. Play Dead is still the best ever Bond theme that never was.

[@ugh.idontwanna]

Björk is such a positive energy, she probably charged the capacitors rather than the other way round.

[@tompea501]

Daniel Flugt agreed

[@howtoappearincompletely9739]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you." Plato would be proud. She's such a delightful weirdo.

[@unavailable.mp4]

When your friend is high on lsd and is appreciating life too much

[@Jeremy-gm4ng]

Why you need to be in LSD to appreciate life and be critical with the technology like bjork herself?

[@lounthery956]

@@Jeremy-gm4ng 2yold comment, mkay

[@Daniel413Lee]

@@Jeremy-gm4ng drugs don't make life better, they enhance it. It's not that some people need drugs to appreciate stuff, it just makes them appreciate it more

[@hassaankhan6074]

Theres a fine line between Drugs and Phychadelics... Drugs = Bad. Phychadelics = Good@@Daniel413Lee

[@Love-First]

Appreciate life too much? Is that possible... or somehow a problem?

[@Tylerpierre99]

I could watch Bjork talk nonsense about anything and still be fascinated by her innocent wonder about the world around her for hours on end. She's so intriguing and her view on things is refreshingly cute. It's nice to see the world through Bjorks eyes every now and then.

[@Ricocossa1]

I know exactly what you mean. I keep coming back to this video. It's not about asmr. There's something else that gives me this fluffy feeling, like butterflies in my chest...

[@tigerrocha9161]

its not nonsense listen more carefully

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Tiger haha they weren’t saying THIS was nonsense. 😁 They were saying they could listen to her talk “nonsense” (anything) all day....

[@herbertwells8757]

@@tigerrocha9161 It's nonsense.

[@einweieskaninchen413]

This remembers me on "The Modern Things" with an interesting view on the development of the world!.

[@davidmorrison1002]

I saw her once in a music store in Manhattan, asking an employee questions about different cds, this was in the mid 1990's and I was totally crazy about her, I didn't want to bother her or anything because she was just out shopping for music, so I ran out of the store, but let me just say, she has got to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The day I saw her, she had some glittery stuff on her cheeks, and her eyes were incredible. But I remember standing just 3 or 4 feet away just browsing music, and then I heard her voice and I looked to my right and she was standing right there. I'll never forget it.

[@CarlosJimenez-tp3wr]

@BeGood 2Me alright Prickardo

[@katiaolivares4691]

r/thathappened

[@jibblejabble4599]

hey ricardo

[@seamusclarke1777]

damn

[@janosmarta8258]

I envy you my friend!>.

[@caioandrade2899]

this has gotta be the cutest thing ive seen in my lifetime

[@SoloHero]

A poet lied to me once. Never again.

[@IzzyOnTheMove]

"poets" lie all the time ;) date a novel writer instead

[@condenihilit1572]

relatable

[@wedrownysowianin9387]

Get this man a Danish book!

[@SiliconBong]

3:00 the poet was right about that; you stop judging.

[@JayVas685]

Always keep your Danish Book close.

[@FRamps]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you" it's like the perfect ending to a perfect video...priceless.

[@telemetria]

She could do a whole album around this concept

[@Wohodix]

yeah but we dont know the scientific truth about television ?

[@tp407]

¡es poesía! ¡no buscan mentirte!

[@thibautzadina7013]

i'll take poets truth over the danish science books anytime

[@ethidian3444]

Thibaut Zadina it’s just a joke about people taking poetry too literally

[@BjorksMusic]

She is so cute in this interview :)

[@Johntub3]

like a little kid

[@theviniso]

AlexTheRed Why do you have to be like this

[@theviniso]

I'm honestly surprised

[@tardot1]

she's always cute

[@deadlyNytshayd]

Yet a complete Psycho bitch

[@dastoryteller8472]

This is pure ASMR gold..i love how she gives her interpretation of the inner workings of the television...

[@butkusfan23]

When Mr. Rogers would show videos of factories or shops or warehouses and show how denim or crayons were made, that was also some incredible ASMR.

[@pong9000]

@@butkusfan23 Thanks. Also try _The Friendly Giant_ low budget CBC children's show. The dollhouse castle with little furniture for you to cuddle up beside the fire...

[@elneutrino90]

When I was A young boy My father Took me into the sihty Like a little model of a sihty

[@theemersonful]

Like a little model of a Sith

[@maitenatear8160]

G note

[@MeximidgeComedy]

Shity

[@torquettalk]

you bitch lol

[@melol7249]

I love this so much thank you

[@MajoraWaffle]

i want bjork to whisper to me while i fall asleep

[@socialist-strong]

Try asmr.

[@socialist-strong]

***** What does that mean?

[@ericoleal5182]

bjork should do some crazy asmr videos

[@bowtie424]

listen to cocoon it's the best asmr ever made.

[@omnipotent_ghost]

in person lol

[@yeahwhatever3576]

I wish I knew someone like Bjork, someone who I could talk sweet, non-judgemental nonsense with all day.

[@Leonhavenify]

You can have me, all my friends are like that.

[@gurintto]

She's pretty judgmental about Icelandic poets...

[@JunkBondTrader]

@@Leonhavenify Don't give it up so easy, make him work for it! :p

[@Leonhavenify]

@@JunkBondTrader What if i am looking for the same people?

[@mibukdesjarlais534]

@@gurintto That's because an Icelandic poet lied to her plus she's not really being judgmental at all but rather she's just warning people to never let any poets lie to you. 😊

[@warp_skip]

I didn’t think I’d watch all 3 and a half minutes of this but I just couldn’t stop watching. She has a genuine excitement that is really engaging to watch and a very soothing voice

[@81OH4Z4RD]

and the many little screens hypnotized you.

[@Mmxxaamm]

Already making ASMR videos in the early 90's, so much ahead of her time

[@kasperdomagala4544]

Late 80's*

[@gummyboots]

She made an entire ASMR album called Vespertine.

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Her entire work is asmr. She's putting people to sleep since the beginning of her career.

[@Remo1147]

Man that Icelandic poet messed her up good

[@digi_edits]

💀

[@ramiro5859]

I love how she says "City"

[@whirled_peas]

cee-ty

[@stesoteric8129]

Do you want to touch my Teee - Ty

[@suburbanindie]

I like how she says everything. She's adorable.

[@giovannivieira5830]

@@stesoteric8129 lmaoo

[@liquidmetal5616]

sea tea

[@michaelhocking9245]

There's an alternate timeline where, while innocently looking inside her TV, Bjork fucking fries herself on camera touching the capacitor

[@Raptor3400]

Be careful, Bjork, one of those little "houses" is a capacitor, and guess who lives there. Mr. 20,000 volts!

[@gc8972b]

that part of your mind that brought this comment is so lovely. hope it is still doing fine and so on

[@tegofido]

Volt Travolta.

[@OnizukaSenseSay]

My thoughts exactly...

[@christianhernandez9465]

Ultra LOL

[@anSealgair]

Ninja_base_ball_batmen Definitely, that's the purpose, to store electricity, lots of it. Touching the wrong part is usually fatal.

[@solojohan2401]

unintentional asmr

[@sadboi9952]

So true

[@nirvanakamala2809]

She's so unreal I love her

[@HashimAziz1]

Nirvana If that’s you in your DP, I feel the same way

[@Walamonga1313]

More like surreal

[@matsongames]

Don't become a Ricardo.

[@hannahf8982]

“You shouldn’t let poets lie to you” -Bjork

[@iamsomething4316]

“Icelandics being very happy about Christmas, very gay” - Björk, 1988

[@francogallinacimaglia8802]

Gay was originally use to say someone was really happy, the It became what it is today

[@takerusgfandwife]

@@francogallinacimaglia8802 gay

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

HAH gaeeeeee

[@robertsartin420]

Yes, gay was/is just a term to mean happy or in good spirits,, it's only the modern world that has attached it to homosexuality 🤔🙄

[@honeycomblord9384]

@@robertsartin420 I feel like it's been associated with homosexuals for quite a while

[@DustinTacy]

The whole time I was on edge thinking she may touch a charged high voltage capacitor.

[@liamvanderspek572]

+Dustin Tacy generations will never know the fear that is the flyback transformer

[@MrTrance247]

+dfctomm She already did. Look at her hair.

[@CaseyCorigliano]

+Timothy Pullins 😁

[@joZeizzle]

eh, I've scraped hundreds of TVs and never zapped myself. and I'm talking about breaking it down, every piece. each TV can bring $5 in scrap metal.

[@debranchelowtone]

@@joZeizzle poor tv! you should sell them to retro gamers and tv nerds, you may earn a little more ;)

[@maureensantiago449]

tune in next week when we investigate a toaster.

[@DDios-ih9de]

Maureen Santiago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍞🍞🍞

[@SwissTanuki]

Made me laugh, thanks

[@Yoctopory]

Sign me up please.

[@thomasrainbow]

I honestly would click that so fast

[@alexjeffrey4093]

If only....

[@treehann]

the "this looks like a little city" part always hits me with a ton of nostalgia bricks, since I used to think the exact same thing about computer parts as a kid. Love coming back to this video!

[@thomasstahlmecke9154]

the original sim city looked like platines, or the preview pictures of musks mars city almost like a mainboard.

[@cannedlaughter2535]

She touches one of those capacitors and she'll hit some notes she's never sang before.

[@ghostx1594]

LOL

[@noddygirl]

😂😂😂

[@Angron789]

She'd be fucking dead, actually.

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

Hahahahaha 😆

[@johnpeters7073]

Nope. You’re thinking of TV’s about 30 years old than this one.

[@turtlellamacow]

i still don't know why this video was made and i wish to remain in ignorance

[@babysealsareyummy]

Don't question it, just let it happen...

[@mbobbiebuie8369]

Don't let poets lie to you

[@robertwilson3866]

They ran out of TV in Iceland and had to go meta

[@wazza1085]

If you're ever sad just remember that the earth is 4.54 billion years old and somehow you've managed to exist at the same time as Bjork talking about her TV

[@walrusArmageddon]

🙂

[@kagenou6833]

😌

[@charliemarkovic4301]

🫡

[@Autumnfeverr]

♑

[@nonh1]

Yeah, but then again, I've also existed at the same time as Donald Trump and SJWs, so I'm still sad.

[@mantatheray4931]

She speaks so softly it’s amazing

[@StephenS-2024]

Bjork is so damn lovable.

[@hjuikkll]

Remeber the guy on the news, who stalked her, tried to kill her and then off'd himself?

[@StephenS-2024]

@@hjuikkll yes. Some sad, sick shit. I mean,.....why?

[@hjuikkll]

@@StephenS-2024 you'd have to ask him, but I agree a lot of things are quite sick

[@StephenS-2024]

@@hjuikkll the guy sent a book that would spray acid on her. Thankfully it was intercepted.

[@hjuikkll]

@@StephenS-2024 Insane. The inguenity of this person. Maybe he thought this acid trap would somehow impress her

[@veronicaproctor184]

"I read that in a Danish book this morning" is there anything bjork can't do

[@forsaken.cowboy]

Icelanders learn Danish from a pretty young age so...

[@joevines3428]

@@forsaken.cowboy so what?

[@ugh.idontwanna]

@@joevines3428 … So it's not that big a surprise that she can read something in a Danish book?

[@Luckyy227]

She’s like a fairy from another land, her face voice and projection of self, What a magical creature we are witnessing!

[@indravrtrahaana763]

300th like!🤗🤗🤗

[@hazysundaysband]

Shut up

[@boykusumah]

lol agree

[@vepply]

😭😭

[@RobCummings]

Cutest space alien ever.

[@WilberforceWooster-uo2bl]

The time we almost lost Bjork to electrocution from touching a capacitor.

[@topcat8562]

That would have been a real shock to watch that video. yikes

[@biohack3077]

I see I was not the only one holding my breath.

[@robertwilson3866]

No because she turned them into cute buildings

[@SoapinTrucker]

@@robertwilson3866 yes, like in a sit tea ;)

[@axlphishm6943]

Im actually addicted to this video , i watch it at least 15-20 times a week

[@axlphishm6943]

It feels like herion

[@HaddyRouse]

Omg, it's the same situation with me hahaha.

[@aakashimathers3455]

ASMR is what it is

[@primitivism]

@@axlphishm6943 love the fact that you casually posted your answer 4 months after the original comment, looks like you actually watch this video multiple times a day haha

[@axlphishm6943]

@@primitivism I still come to this vid sometimes

[@JakeDisselt]

When the professor lets you write an essay about anything you want.

[@vorpal758]

Citations: a Danish book I read this morning

[@alyxandraholmes9162]

Don't even need all those ASMR videos, just watch videos of Bjork talking. She is so adorable.

[@cherrybombbuzz8842]

Exactly my friend, I was about to type what you just said! I have listened to this video for yeas, because of the sounds she makes while opening the tv set and talking, and only recently did I come across the term asmr and these videos. Bjork was so ahead of her time :-P

[@신동준-i5q]

Bjork is like a mischievous little kid and mature like a fairy That's why we love her.

[@meowchat6175]

Thank you😸

[@Awesomes007]

The TV could have killed her. Even unplugged. I was worried for her.

[@otterbp003]

@Awesomes007 yea there are literally labels inside saying " x-ray "... best to ground the t.v. even when off..

[@MrWarners14]

Isn't she just the cutest little thing you've ever seen?

[@augustoalvarez6766]

That's what I ask to myself everytime I see her.

[@elllisaurus8142]

nice bob ross quote

[@mariomuysensual]

MrWarners14 nah that place is occupied by my penis

[@craighauser9482]

Little yes, cute no

[@augustoalvarez6766]

Craig Hauser how about NO

[@sirsamuelin]

She is now 50, wow.

[@solderofchr1st]

+Matthew Kyle Do you know how to talk to people

[@GROOVYJOJO]

imagine that.....bjork just like the rest of us!!!😂

[@abraxas9972]

I will now be forming a new religion centered entirely around this video and Björk's TV.

[@MythicSuns]

Abraxas and instead of a bible, you will just have “The Danish Book”

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

I'm in. Can I be a high priest or something?

[@LunaCosmia]

Lmfao I’ll join

[@bobnotross2882]

It might already exists and it's called asmr.

[@scoutypandabear]

I want to join

[@Gabriel-tx4dv]

the little whistle she makes whenever she pronounces "s" is so cute

[@TheRealAmericanMan]

It’s called a lisp

[@Grillparzer]

this vid gave me a bjoner.

[@kreipflagra3116]

3 years late, you made me chuckle

[@KatanBlack]

Grillparzer with Photo of Tesla makes your comment even more witty...

[@johncenas5143]

Bjöner

[@sunsetman22]

I thought you were more of a pigeon guy, if you know what I mean......

[@sunsetman22]

I KEKKER I k

[@genericgeorge]

Bjork invented TV...

[@silkwesir1444]

sure, and then she waited till she thought humanity was ready for it before introducing it ;)

[@jrwilliam3742]

Glenn Wheatcroft No, Einstein did

[@Jorge-dw8pb]

JR William your joking right?

[@mrhiguera]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you."

[@Greenvillian86]

SHE IS SO SWEET, CUTE, AND CALMING.

[@johnross3096]

When she speaks is already art.

[@Triumph2024.]

i dunno what to think about bjork...sweet, scared lil kid? mad-woman? genius? eccentric? all of these? and remember gang, "you shouldn't let poets lie to you."

[@Renrut50]

She doesn't seem mad or scared to me. That's what's so good about it.

[@Fairuzfan2]

the most adorable person in the world

[@beatnix488]

I imagine her thirty years older, and morbidly obese.

[@Drummer_Jeff83]

beatnix maybe so, maybe not... but that charm is undeniable. She is insanely cute, and not even just because of her physical appearance.

[@beatnix488]

She sings in a strange staccato with confidence and bravado. I like to listen to her debut album, but will invest no more. The music seems rough, and unrehearsed. Amateurish, yet undeniably aesthetic. - She's a trip. - !

[@Drummer_Jeff83]

beatnix I wont claim to know her all that well, but everything you just said is how I would describe if I could find the words. Passed her cuteness of course. Lol. Well said!

[@beatnix488]

If she were to appear on an album cover in a tight silver foil space-suit, holding a clear bubble-style helmet, on a giant pie-tin convex disc, I would be inclined to believe it!

[@Peter-y7r]

She has such amazing beauty. I could watch her doing anything and everything forever. I'd never get bored.

[@SammyRaiGuy]

"Dis lookz lik a sitty... lika leetle... modeel of a sitty... ahnd all de hauses hwich are here..."

[@mgawain]

I like this accent :3

[@_koufax]

Wtf lol

[@ArtofFreeSpeech]

+Noah Grapes "like a sit-ty, like a leetle maw-del of a sit-ty." Her accent is so wonderful!

[@Zuzik468]

Noah Graves this is the best thing i've ever read

[@themightywhoosh5497]

Lmfaoooooo this Is so fucking funny I love this comment

[@gil-nammoon1239]

Danish Books: making the world less afraid of television.

[@crescentfreshbret]

I believe you mean “less scared to television.”

[@smigs7115]

"you shouldn't let poets lie to you" is advice i carry with me each day

[@1speedracer3_51]

Sage advice

[@eviltaylor1]

I'm restarting WWI as we speak. F um

[@Jell0zz]

Nowadays the lies are on the TV :P

[@misiek_xp4886]

Inability to differetiate fiction from lie is premiss to go back to elementary.

[@YourGodNigga99]

Cringe

[@jeffscott5581]

I dont care I'd listen to her talk about anything 🤣

[@redisagirlsbestfriend6678]

"Hello, it is Christmas time and I'm sitting here by my TV". This is me every Christmas

[@jacobidec4026]

Newest Bjork concept album "TV"- featuring tracks like "Programs," " Icelandic Poet Lies," and my personal favorite "Danish Book".

[@kerryhateseverything2546]

Jacob Idec and don’t forget, “little model cities in your tv”

[@kodizzie3827]

I don't know why, but with the combination of Björk's voice and the way she points to elements of the circuit board seem to make every hair on head stend on end. Björk seems so lovely.

[@GalvakzaMusic]

Kodizzie That's basically ASMR

[@muzzer27_]

She has an unspoken magnetism in her. I love her eyes and the way she talks.

[@alexgoodrich1996]

This video is oddly soothing

[@asmallbabby4205]

eet looks lykah sitttee

[@estebansteverincon7117]

The original manic pixie dream girl.

[@smitmi2007]

ASMR ASMR ASMR ASMR

[@rahmspinat]

+Fewer Fury FAS FAS FAS FAS

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

lol! a friend posted this on his Facebook and I wrote that she needs to do ASMR!

[@7rICk]

+eM Es DAMN WHEN SHE STARTED TURNING THAT TV AND SHOWING THEM WIRES THE TINGLES HNNNNG

[@smitmi2007]

7rICk "and here are all the wires..." OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[@charliiiiiiiiii]

Yeess omg I saw this on facebook right after I woke up and it was so relaxing!

[@BigJonas243]

She's wearing two watches. I'll bet she's never late to anything.

[@vifbarbier]

This looks like a see-tee

[@jaykohootech]

vifbarbier Like a C-T

[@raphaelv.8225]

I thought she said "safety"

[@Lycosa]

Like a "shitty"

[@TheLumi17]

That part always makes my ASMR go wild... She has an amazing energy to her.

[@rijoenpial]

I absolutely ADORE her accent, and the way she says 'CITY' is SOOOOOOO cute... Her voice is fascinating, like she is talking and whispering at the same time...Absolutely marvelous...

[@lancelotkillz]

I loved the ciiiity part too

[@Tullipan248]

citty😇

[@thetwopunchman6113]

Icelandic language is beautiful

[@informitas0117]

Nice to read, mostly I hear how Nordic accents makes us sound stupid or slow in the head.

[@Methylene.]

you dont own a gun or red face paint do you ?

[@ZeroChannelZero]

TV Repairman: What seems to be the problem? Me: i think the elevators are stuck in the city TVR: Excuse me? Me: the electrons- the elevators wont take them from their houses TVR: You know, I could've been an Olympic gold medalist. Me: theres dafinily dafinily dafinily no logic

[@prod6mill.512]

Channel Zig tvr: hangs up *its oh so quiet*

[@lucianolampi6249]

Channel Zero Hahahahahha

[@SailorGreenTea]

0:20, that recent gay was used correct, interesting

[@polipolinesia]

I need Björk ASMR, soft speaking and rambling about TV stuff. I love her

[@cowgirltheworld]

late comment here but she's starting a podcast soon!

[@franktillman295]

I absolutely agree !

[@AshleyPomeroy]

She should record some music. I bet she would have a great singing voice.

[@1CoupedeTat]

if she keeps poking around the back of old TVs she will get some ASMR alright.

[@SaraStar7373]

I may be a little gay for Christmas but I’m much gayer for Björk

[@tigerkite9520]

Same

[@Admiral_Jezza]

Bjork isn't a trap.

[@Seth-hc2bj]

Ha!

[@araisannanoda3688]

Gay is an old English word for happy

[@honeyyoonie355]

Random Commenter you’re right! I’m a lady that’s super gay for bjork

[@1gnore_me.]

"you shouldn't let poets lie to you", love that qoute

[@twistusone]

Poets tell the truth more than televisions do. She didn't understand that he was telling her that television is bad for you and serves no real purpose beyond being a distraction. Hypnotizing you.

[@Rousseau8734]

She is a poet. She's being ironic

[@twistusone]

Your definition of ironic and mine are not the same. She was being aloof.

[@JoannaT2]

Poets use lies to tell truths and politicians use truths to tell lies

[@petebarrow274]

How did I start out watching police bodycam videos, go through watching crows sled down a snowy roof in Russia, and wind up watching Bjork open up a TV?

[@guitarmaaaad004]

Those wires really do be taking care of all the electrons doe

[@SRNF]

She speaks in such an adorable manner.

[@tortilla6960]

She is adorable

[@Stenheart]

her voice

[@gredangeo]

+Stenheart The way she sings is probably explained here. I always wondered about that. Very unique sound. No one has touched it since.

[@Stenheart]

gredangeo Yes ***** has a wery unique sound. and the way she sings and talks are so Beautiful and cute. i love Björk and her voice

[@hux2000]

I would like to be fly on the wall during a conversation between Björk and Aurora.

[@steelyman08]

So now I love my TV and my favourite Icelandic poet's books are all in the rubbish bin where they belong. Now you can watch me on TV (smiling cutely).

[@EYLS39C]

I watched this sober, but then I came back to watch it after a couple bottles of wine and it makes more sense that way. You shouldn't let poets lie to you.

[@ssplintergirl]

This is a relic of the human experience before the internet changed people's behavior

[@finaltransconfigurat]

Cheap data was a mistake

[@llewodcm20]

The comments here are disturbing because the poet was right. We are all addicted to screens and can't tear ourselves away from them without inducing anxiety.

[@kingnathy]

@@finaltransconfigurat HALARIOUS 😂, you're right though, any melon can easily access the internet now and hardly any use it to learn

[@KingRidley]

@@kingnathy They said the same thing about TV. Anyone can watch it but it's not making anyone smarter. Old argument.

[@yutehube4468]

I could listen to her talking all day long.

[@viceversa1022]

She maintained such a child’s creativity aswell as growing on an adulted one, it’s truly amazing, there won’t be another like hers

[@kamicloudss]

her anger at icelandic poets for lying to her is so cute

[@jihyoo1072]

*the scientifical truth*

[@ChillavaKirby]

Jihyoo지휴 JIHYO I LOVE YOU

[@0x404-w5w]

@@ChillavaKirby Found the koreaboo's / weebs

[@mrlborges]

Remember when Björk invented ASMR?