Black Belt Street Fighter

Watch till the end, it's worth it

[@Fr0gg0]

This feels like a group of middle aged men getting together in their 40s and suddenly wanted to practice karate and got their black belt in a year.

[@D-MF-L]

Boy Scouts becoming Man Scouts 🤣

[@HoronvonHurrdurr]

Welcome to America! "YOU get a black belt, and YOU get a black belt, and YOU get a black belt, EVERYONE GETS A BLACK BELT."

[@anthonylong9067]

Unless you were at my martial arts school. It took me 11 years to get mine.

[@1Faith1Fate]

Took me 4 and a half years.

[@digtongo]

***** 11 what the fuck are you learning? Got my in 6 years in kempo and kyokushin. Not to mention I do mma, judo, bbj,arnis and muay thai if I put a level ill say im a brown belt bro

[@anthonylong9067]

digtongo well you seem like someone who is rude based on how you approached me with that comment. but i'll answer this question. bok fu. it took me 11 years. especially since i took 2 years off. it could have been 9 if it werent for the 2 yr hiatus i took

[@digtongo]

Huh? Really? Not trying to be rude bro is just how I talk but apologize for my last comment and is great to have a fellow black belt

[@ccricers]

They are totally landing those kicks. The hitboxes are just crazy huge here.

[@Vaille32]

I love the pro-dodge at 0:30.

[@-_deploy_-]

@@Vaille32 that was epic

[@itachu.]

damn bro you are old.

[@Vaille32]

I watch this every once in a while when I need a laugh.

[@michaelbrant1668]

+Vaille32 me too,,

[@michaelbrent6099]

Michael Brant your name is almost amazing

[@zm453]

Lol

[@jp3711nc1]

You and me both did i here right six degrees fifth degrees. Looks like they bought there belts arlt McDonald's to me.

[@bruceweis2235]

Same here, the music and the graphics combined with the marital arts (or lack thereof) make me laugh every time.

[@azureskys]

I keep hearing about Orange is the new Black, but didn't know it referred to karate belts.

[@Hitokage]

Even orange belts in our dojo fight better than these guys :D

[@jp3711nc1]

We have better white belts and beginners then these bosos. To be fair there are Kata only players to sparring and kata isnt there forrte at all.

[@alx_spencer5394]

I dont even have a belt and am pretty sure I can fighter better than them

[@konohagakurejonin4461]

Those practitioners including these people are what people call in the martial arts community as fake martial artists who earned their belts in a mcdojo.

[@MrLeeStories]

To see this comment from 9 years ago and mentioning that show. Holy crap it’s that old lol?

[@k00LGuY671]

has one of these guys ever just sit down and think. what the fuck am I doing here?

[@k00LGuY671]

Or they could be sitting down watching in amazement how awesome these black belt guys are

[@imdr911]

k00LGuY671 iyes, thinking, wow , for just 19.99 more per month..i could take private lessons and be that good !

[@Intruderzz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stardust2]

as a 9 year shotokan karate practitioner this makes me laugh to no end.

[@butthurtindianmcowsual8530]

Cap

[@usernamezero8611]

Oss

[@sligen]

These guys are obviously just spamming the kick button, they don't even know combos. They finally get mad and go into practice mode and just spam attacks until finally they shoot a Haduken.

[@wojtektolsdorf1738]

This is a rare video of a very few true masters left in the world. Every move perfectly calculated, every blow blocked, every kick is textbook perfect. If you can't appreciate the true art of karate and think that it would look like in the movies, I weep over your soul.

[@thomascook9485]

U serious? !!

[@dakentaijutsu2010]

ok 1 that's not karate, that's Taekwondo and 2 tell me you were being sarcastic

[@Derukugi2]

LOL!

[@KuranIsAFantasyBook]

ahahahahahahahahaah you made my day

[@Derukugi2]

bill bell Would love to see these guys at the UFC, LOL

[@CaptTragedy]

This looks like what I used to do in my room when I was like 8 and I had a wild imagination, what's their excuse?

[@LifeLikeSage]

I guess they're livin' the dream. xD

[@jayden3979]

When you having a seizure but the show must go on

[@emm589]

LOl, best comment man.....

[@DavidJosephDanbee]

So first, I wanna give props to OP for creating a very funny video. I did think this was very funny, but kinda sad in a way. People work hard to earn their money, and I'm sure that those people with their fake black belts, put in time, money, and training to earn what they believe was a real black belt. I also feel sorry for those people, because they got a false sense of security and self-confidence, and I hope for their sake that they NEVER have to use what they believe was self defense, as they will get badly hurt. Lastly, coming from someone who is not a fighter, and has never thrown a punch, I can see that their training is a joke. Shame on the bastard that deceived them and stole their hard earned money.

[@EverazStudios]

seeing adults randomly throwing kicks at each other pretending to be Jackie Chan high on noodles was funny as hell

[@joshh7213]

these guys are all wall street investment bankers and they pay $2000 a month for weekend lessons to get where they are today so show some respect!

[@imdr911]

You guys laugh, but that white haired old man is a black belt! He can fight! Can't you hear the music! Everyhwhere he goes, this song plays and he is bad!

[@peposo7]

Its missing the "You win! Perfect!".

[@aerospike00]

The music made it even more hilarious!

[@Oneandonly12]

the fact you added street fighter I love it bro that was beyound funny

[@BenKellyMusic92]

On a serious note, these dudes would get all kinds of glassed if they found themselves in a hostile physical confrontation outside the dojo :/

[@michaelmage9627]

Absolutely pathetic ... as a 60 year old I would kick the ass of any one in this building.

[@jamiesmith1162]

What the f*** I just watched?😂 truly pathetic is the word.

[@agammuhajir2902]

Neo: "so you're saying i can dodge kicks?" Morpheus: "no neo, I'm trying to tell you that when you're a black belt, you don't have to"

[@sams9124]

To whoever made this lol I love you dude lmao 🤣🤣😭😭😭. I watched it like 50 times already. When I have a hard day at work I watch it, when the market has a shitty day I watch it, it’s my personal vacation from life 😂😂😂

[@yuripavuls1898]

1:07 I like the moment when for a split second both of them didn't know what to do since they got too close

[@colton497]

Best dance class I have ever watched 😂

[@sznitek80]

Bullshido in action

[@Fr34k1ng0ut]

I'm amazed they know how to wear a belt.

[@ostracostio64]

Who says they were the ones who put them on?

[@warsawcattus]

Absolutely astonishing, a whole sparring round without a single blow connecting. This is art.

[@dakentaijutsu2010]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@eyebeebak]

Which McDojo is this? nowadays everyone can get a blackbelt. just show up and 4 years later, black belt.

[@Muzly]

4 years? There is no way these guys have been practising their 'Random Flailing Technique' for a whole four years!

[@Flyingtart]

Unless they were dumb as shit or had a really shitty teacher, this isn't what 4 years of practice should look like. More like 4 months at most.

[@eyebeebak]

just because you showed up for 4 years that doesn't mean your a world class blackbelt. you could just show up and do nothing for 4 years and still get a blackbelt.

[@captianzanzey]

TukTuk Syko Im glad i go to the karate school I go to then, no one can get a blackbelt without showing they earned it. Ive been in karate for 5 years now, almost black belt, but you can see the difference between these guys and someone like me.

[@Flyingtart]

TukTuk Syko You wouldn't pass any belt graduation if you didn't didn't practice.

[@rubendavidmonje]

This video and "What is a turnaround?" are the best videos ever made. Top of the food chain!

[@ceejayarby1225]

You'd think their lack of group symmetry indicates a lack of skill but in actuality, they are more like a wave like you see in the crowds of football games. mastery mastered most masterfully.

[@Stormith]

the first challenger's arm movements had me lol'ing

[@Blazingcomentz]

Lmao I'm dying @the street fighter theme song

[@solancan1287]

I am a 3 time karate champion. So I know what I am looking at here. These expert fighters are not trying to hit each other. Actually this is about something much bigger than that. Unlike those goons in the MMA and Brazilian Jujitsu, these champions are showing technique and control. It is easy to knock someone out with one punch when you are at this expert level. But try bringing your all powerful punch to a halt mere inches before someones head? that moment between possibly killing someone with your Tadenku technique, or not scratching even a hair on their heads. This is an old technique used by Japanese samurai. DON'T talk crap about something you know nothing of youtubers.

[@crystalmarshall7924]

No you are not! Look...I took just 1 year of Wa Lam Kung Fu and I know they aren't even doing a proper move! I know Karate and Kung Fu are different, but come on! That is NOT control, that is NOT skill, that is horse shit! The people teaching this should be ashamed! look at the stright kick! If I where fighting these "black belts" I could grab their leg and break it....and I am a chick.

[@crystalmarshall7924]

Crystal Marshall Oh and 1 more thing....THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HIT EACHOTHER! If you are really fighting someone, do you think they are going to not hit you? You need to know how to take a punch. Christ almighty! Do you think the men in my class didn't hit me? they did and they hit hard and I loved it, because in a fight...no one is going to back down if you get hurt...YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO!

[@crystalmarshall7924]

Crystal Marshall Oh wait...I just re-read what you wrote...you're being sarcastic...right....because it's hard to read sarcasim...eh huh....well.....anyway....*clears throat* Just uh....yep.

[@brianleonard3379]

Thanks for the info fellow Redditor!

[@Alesae132]

Thank you for this.

[@grahamhill3047]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time WTF are these nerds doing!! Its pure comedy genius

[@fedoreo3972]

These are obviously men going through their mid life crisis. I bet you they bought these black belts at a yard sale. Where as I had to earn mine through 17 years of hard Ninjutsu training. I would have wiped the floor with these pansies. Then I would have stolen their wives with my irresistible charm. - Fedoreo

[@kasherjuan8611]

I don't believe your a legit martial artist sir. I've never heard of Ninjutsu but I have heard of Ninjitsu. And 17 years of hard training? You would have a way more disciplined mind and way of thinking sir. You wouldn't say these disrespectful things. Even if the performance wasn't the best.

[@mgtow346]

can't you tell he's been sacarstic?

[@Kaledrone]

@@kasherjuan8611 It's called Sarcasm.

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

This is the most marvelous thing i've seen in my whole life

[@WinstonPrice]

See ... This is why we can't have nice things ... The group form at the end is ... well ...

[@myNameisUsedFromAIdi]

It reminds me at some fighting game i was playing as a 6 year old. I didn't wanted to come close enough to be in the range of the enemy, so i just kept kicking and he did the same the result was this video

[@YourNewProblem5190]

This just feels like you're spamming buttons in a fighter game

[@splitatorium]

I think I have a chance at winning a 100-man kumite if it's against these dorks

[@IrradioMan]

This looks exactly like when all my friends pretended we were power rangers fighting putties in elementary school.

[@ErnieStephens]

This is the most advanced class of WHITE belts I've ever seen. Disgraceful!!!

[@michaelsosa4372]

This is the funniest, and at the same time saddest thing I have ever seen.

[@BBeegeespowa]

Could someone tell me the title of the theme song? It's awesome =D And a little respect for the master plz... He succeeded in reuniting so many people under that so called martial art, thumbs up for that xD

[@kallebaah0]

It´s one of the themes from street fighter 2. Ken´s stage I think

[@timothywessels2359]

I took Karate from age 11-15.2nd degree brown belt. Freshman year a junior and myself after school.Pretty calm until about 2:30,but no way out of it.3:00 bell and outside by my bus there he was.He came at me(with 50 other people waiting till 3:00). Igave a head kit and followed by a straight punch. Both 4 inchs shy of hitting him. struggled through and held my own,but never went after school to Karate class again. Should have spent a long weekend in a bad neighborhood and learned more. I know i was in trouble when he came in with a left punch,something i never saw in class.

[@edabreu7871]

The last hurrah of the old guys.

[@CallMeNevermore]

The loud exhales are hilarious.

[@vpeters9526]

That was… interesting. I just hope that all of these guys know that their best option in a fight is to… run. Seriously.

[@sweejinyap315]

Fast forward to 2020, in the middle of a viral outbreak and this style of sparring is just perfect for 'Social Distancing'. No touch! 😂

[@namelessandfaceless9822]

You win the internet today

[@anirbanspr]

Nice editing. Upvote for comedy, downvote for karate. Hadouken!!!!

[@VK4502B]

Holy shit this was amazing! The incredible technique they showed! In the end, the guy in the back, in the middle of the screen. x'D

[@ADayintheLifeoftheTw]

That's hilarious. Last time I saw someone fight this bad was in Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist.

[@churthebol8054]

Obviously you guys cant see that this the perfected form of the satsui no hado. Each punch we see them throw, there is another 100 that we dont see. Our minds just aren't attuned to that sort of godlike martial art.

[@-_deploy_-]

@@RemainHumble2024 Exactly. You are a mere mortal. You can't understand it. Great job.

[@afawaz4645]

Can someone PLEASE tell me the name of this school. By watching this I feel there is finally hope for me to be good at something. But seriously, someone please tell me the name of this school.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Look up the World Martial Arts Association or One World Tae Kwon Do on Google.

[@kokyutengu]

great performance!!really nice to watch!!this is why i watch you tube!!

[@ahmedyousry2815]

They cant even throw a proper round house kick

[@waffelmonster3049]

+Ahmed Yousry they can't even stand.

[@MrEk0o]

I'm scared already..they all look badass :D

[@Goran2551]

I think this is the worlds biggest MCdojo…..Mcdogo….precision…..MCdojo….skill…..mcdogo…discipline….and you get a free big Mack after every class….

[@alphaph.d8035]

redditor here, I have 5 blackbelts in BJJ and won 10 titles in the UFC, this video should be posted in /r/cringe lol.

[@hezekiah74]

After living in Japan for 14 years I can safely say that this is a disgrace to Martial Arts - a joke. It's so bad (especially the Kata) they would be banned from a typical Japanese Dojo LOL.

[@martk647]

Why ban them. Its better they get into a real dojo wearing their so-called black belt and get their ass kicked by a legit black belt..man..that would be entertaining to watch isn't it?

[@hezekiah74]

+Martin Kana Actually yeah that would be entertaining, however they probably wouldn't even make it to the fight or sparing. They'd get so much stick from their shitty techniques they'd probably give up.

[@arnonabuurs7297]

they would have to do traditional suicide to safe the face of martial arts, to be specific

[@jamiearnold1711]

Especially as they're attempting Taekwondo here and not karate.

[@mrbjj1016]

I am a black belt in ITF USTF Taekwondo. I also train and am a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. Unless these people are handicap, this is pitiful. No technique at all.

[@777Justin]

You're a white belt at Internet.

[@Derukugi2]

Are these people not embarrassed?

[@kalemene8901]

As a Kyokushin and BJJ fighter for over 20 years, I approve this message. LOL!!!

[@dakentaijutsu2010]

😂😂😂

[@captianzanzey]

Man, I'd be a 9th degree black belt at this school!

[@Bigvader]

This is the best argument I've ever seen in support of government sanctioned drone strikes

[@antoniospanayiotou8619]

As Bruce Lee would say..." what was that, an exhibition" !!

[@puuuuuuch]

Reminds me of Dwight Schrute :D

[@meechaiyang4861]

They seem to be all Black Belts of multiple degrees 0_o

[@rampage5524]

this gets more funnier the more i watch it...

[@Youcrazy56689]

The “ken” theme,makes it so unique. And very hilarious at the same time.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣.

[@DAREALFARMZ]

first hit when you search bullshido hadouken

[@stephenhicks9902]

This is the WTF Kata. You perform it and your enemy stands there going WTF!?! and then you KO his arse.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Actually, that is one of the least probable outcomes of their style, which is designed to defeat opponents without violence or contact. Most opponents simply collapse in fits of uncontrollable laughter until they're unconscious, although some have been known to become hopelessly catatonic afterwards and have to be committed to mental hospitals.

[@jashfield.8585]

This is fucken hilarious 😂😂😂

[@cjnance008]

These guys have no idea how to fight... but they are definitely good students because they all fight exactly like whoever trained them. There's identical kicks and punches being thrown here. 🤣

[@psychedashell]

I want to try this! I know it's garbage but it would be great excercises for practicing leg checks, also I need the music playing while I do it, I NEED that part above all else.

[@caucasianrize5471]

When I was practicing Karate and Kickboxing in my youth, I always had only a yellow belt. I didn't take any further exams, but I consistently followed the sport in training and participated. I was an experienced martial artist and with my yellow belt, I defeated many black belts and even Dan masters. As Miyagi said, 'Belt only holds up pants' :)

[@John45363]

I truly feel sorry for everyone in that building

[@zorokism]

Shamefu Dispray

[@PartTimeJedi]

8 years of 3-4 classes a week. 30 min stretching/ crunches/pushups pre-class-every class.. Im a preliminary BB ATM. These people look like our yellow belts.

[@zwirojad831]

Is it some special American karate style?

[@spacikk]

Black belt handed out upon arrival at the entry? :)))

[@stephenhicks9902]

+spacikk No, they come in special packs of cornflakes along with a message saying you have been recruited in to the secrect ancient society known as McNinja.

[@Xzontyr]

V. has obviously had drugs and karate. V

[@MaSt3RHD2]

Music is so good what is it ???

[@matstriker8360]

It sucks that nowadays its hard to find a TKD schools that isn't a McDojo

[@darriguescaroline5668]

Wonderful! And the music is so appropriate!

[@petergriffin5335]

Lovely to see Line Dancing isn’t dead! Keep it up you special guys you! XXX

[@michaelkinney1752]

Unbelievable, this is just horrible. horrible, horrible. It get worse as it goes on. The end is an insult to those of us who have worked so hard in our life to produce quality skills.

[@Show0Me0The0Evidence]

Could we please find out what school this is. We need to make this school a famous joke so they quit churning out shit like this.

[@justinosei-owusu1960]

i would just tell them i would like to join if they show me there moves then tell them im just kidding i needed a good laugh an they did it for me ^_^

[@michaelk8590]

74th st and 4th Ave in Brooklyn New York, I'll get the popcorn

[@MattyIcecubes]

This reminds me of when I was 8 years old taking taekwondo at a McDojo. The first Saturday of every month was belt advancement testing at the main dojo which was about 45 mins away from home. It was every student in the chain's testing day and you had to wait 3 to 4 hours to test. It was those testing days that the black belts all got to show off for our entertainment. They did this light sparring crap, there was a stage where some of them would do kata while screaming at the top of their lungs lol. It was basically a circus 🤡😂

[@Enkarashaddam]

That 3rd guy sure didn't skip chi-day

[@liberin888]

Best vídeo of all time

[@ProfessorBulletMG]

Bullshido’s greatest masters.

[@MaxBarrister]

I like this music.

[@adoboFosho]

Garry Garryson id rather go home and be a family man

[@robertmayfield8746]

The music from 8-bit computer 🤣🤣😂😂suits very well.

[@petera5558]

I studied Taekwondo years ago and I can tell you that I have seen yellow belts perform way better in their forms and techniques.

[@asphethl]

Seems like the aim of this is to not touch each other

[@thespiderhuman8473]

0:50 the way that dude bust out his fighting stance really did look like a 2d fighting game character 😅

[@73kepakepa]

This is hilarious. I was waiting for the hurricane kick!!!!!

[@khazimaxiekenzie]

I'm screaming on the inside.

[@ZnNcreativearts]

What song is playing???