black friday funniest moments

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[@proffyaffle]

Santa Claus is going to high school was ghostwritten by professor Hidgens

[@jesssclownn]

what if the person playing kris is professor hidgens in a wig lol

[@checkm8964]

Wait maybe in this universe Hidgens got over his fears and actually did some scriptwriting and Santa Claus Goes To Highschool is his newest project 🤣

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

CheckM8 no because they mention him at the end of black friday

[@jesssclownn]

@@Joshua-pt8hb he could still write a movie??? being a reclusive biology professor doesn't keep you from writing stuff

[@xubs5919]

gary being everybody's lawyer was so funny for some reason lol

[@marinarasauce5701]

he was like that one guy in the simpsons lol

[@justaperson9754]

Just imagine him in court arguing with himself

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

@@marinarasauce5701 he even has the voice

[@Zombiesamurai23]

At the show I was at, the guy who held the apple took a bite out of it lol. Whole theatre lost it

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

That’s iconic.

[@Zombiesamurai23]

Joey tried so hard to stay in character haha

[@rya4553]

That’s two people now who’ve said it was them

[@karolinawesoowska8828]

It was Kim Whalen's dad!

[@apineapple9471]

So uh.... did you see if he got the Apple back?

[@corvicore6813]

"I do not get flashbacks, I remember things vividly" as someone with PTSD, mood

[@bristuart851]

Tbh 😭😭

[@meredithreaves2769]

corvicore me to my mom ”i just have really bad nightmares about it. :) no mental illness here!”

[@claudiaosborne8659]

Saaaaaaaaame

[@emisabelle2056]

this comment section, are y’all ok?

[@claudiaosborne8659]

@@emisabelle2056 it varies from day to day, but generally......no

[@f1nger605]

Watch this instead of the show if you're in a hurry.

[@lemondots2277]

I read this at 2:10 lol

[@thekingofratz801]

yeah im a man in a hurry

[@daliah8883]

I watch these videos on the bus to school just to get some Black Friday into my mind because it makes me happy

[@kevinwillems8720]

Give me that dopamine I'm in a hurry

[@gracekeddy]

dylan kills me in this show. "i remember bad things vividly" and "i didn't do it for you" are so perfectly delivered

[@cascharles3838]

"...what the fuck am I watching"

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER

[@angethekidreader2385]

Even if I did have a drill press, HOW WOULD IT FIT INTO THE SEDAN

[@blinkfilms1]

The thing i love about starkid that isn't common in most theater groups is that the actors feel human. They don't feel like exaggerated versions of people, they feel like people saying real things, having real reactions, even if those are goofy and played up. I can lose immersion in a lot of plays when the acting is too acty but rarely with starkid do i get that. They also have a great grasp on their relationship with the audience and how to break the fourth wall without breaking emotional or story beats

[@xubs5919]

exactly!

[@Jill-ed7ev]

I think it also has to do with the fact that they don't hold back on the swearing. Some people find it childish but let's face it: people swear a lot. I say "what the fuck?" or "oh shit" so many times a day I couldn't keep track even if I wanted to. It's comedic in a lot of scenes, but it also makes the dialogue feel very natural.

[@matthewjensen8681]

I know right. I'm especially impressed with Dylan's shop-teacher bit with Angela at 3:16. He sounds so genuine.

[@_lemony_tart]

The fact that the Obama bit is not in any compilations I've seen makes me really sad

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Poppy Anus Mcanus For me the thing is that every clip has to be funny out of context, so someone who hasn’t seen or doesn’t remember the show will still find it funny. So a lot of jokes are cut because they take too long with the set up, or because they aren’t that funny out of context. And that’s one of them. That was a way too long explanation but essentially, I 100% agree that was hilarious but it just doesn’t fit into this sort of video.

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

i didn't even know it was a obama joke until somebody said it LOL

[@TropicTyrant]

Wait how is ot an Obama joke..?

[@ethereallovebugz]

Glorified Gore it’s an obama impression

[@extremelyviolentandpsychot7887]

Lyle The Water Aquatic Guy Obama saying “I’ll rip your fuckin throat out with my own teeth” is v funny to me

[@maiat4876]

Do you guys think Paul is immune to psychic influences? Or wiggly only effects those who are sad.... And Paul is finally happy

[@northmelody1783]

That's a sound theory Maia... Which it must never leave this comment section. It actually seems somewhat plausible -Paul and Emma are happy -> they're fine -Linda wants to be adored ->is unsatisfied and gets infected -Man in a Hurry may have been stressed because he waited so long and wasted his precious time! -Tom wants a normal relationship with his son and misses his wife What about the president etc then? Is it because of not mentioned responsibility? Or was anything said directly and I'm forgetting it?

[@maiat4876]

Northmelody If you're asking me if the President of the United States is happy,,, idk? Probably not. He seemed stressed. Could just be curt. Curt seems perpetually stressed

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Maia T Only thing is, why doesn’t it impact Frank (the store manager)? He doesn’t seem to be impacted but I can’t imagine he’d be that happy with his life.

[@maiat4876]

Lyle The Water Aquatic Guy Actually, can I say, he seemed positively jovial like the whole time😂 Capitalism and money made him legit happy.

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Maia T Except he was only happy because the Wigglys would make him money. Like he said, this is gonna turn him from the red to the black. Everything about him seemed like this was his big moment that was going to make his life better and that that’s why he was so positive. But when the riot started he realised that wasn’t going to happen, yet he still wasn’t affected by the Wigglys. Idk tho.

[@MandyJonas97]

3:08 Finally someone who appreciates joey's wannawannawannawannawannawannawannawanna

[@reeniebergman3108]

Lmao it’s one of my favorite parts

[@dixiecripps7792]

#shesheshe

[@loridragon1118]

Finally someone put in "how is it?" " It's not good, Tom. " "no, I'm talking about the movie!" "So was I."

[@6idiotslover2711]

This is perfect but its missing Its madness in here gerald, madness No im not frightened, im annoyed Cuz some ashole stole my doll and I I HAD A HAIR APPOINTMENT TODAYYYYYYY

[@weezybean9323]

Everything Linda says is iconic

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@weezybean9323 yep, she our queen, played by our Goddess Lauren Lopez XD (Starkid is my religion) 😂

[@lea8721]

She finally answered if she was frightened

[@kiki8792]

@@6idiotslover2711 me too!!

[@itamarolmert3549]

You forgot Gerald not being allowed into a Cinnabon

[@Chloe-mk4sl]

i choked on my pringles while watching this. absolutely iconic

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Hope you didn't die, would suck to have to call Gary to talk about the will.

[@mads9966]

What flavour were they tho?

[@unoriginal1562]

Higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw

[@izzy1221]

BF isn’t the funniest Starkid production but you really condensed all the funny into one video!

[@TiaMat99]

it's a dark musical, but some absolutely golden comedy sprinkled throughout

[@cascharles3838]

Honestly Curt was really the cherry on top this show needed

[@sugarcube5826]

2:41 Me being the grammar Nazi of the group project.

[@emilouwho6645]

Can I just say Gary is the definition of professional! Even when he’s in a cult like mind state ravaging over a merciless baby god he will still Be.There. For. You. 5 stars on Yelp. Great fucking attorney.

[@Shane-dd7mg]

I love how most of this video is Linda, and is anyone surprised about it? Nope

[@jus9395]

"aNd IM in A hURry" and " fuCk yOUu!!" said by the character 'man in a hurry' are the only 2 lines in BF that matter, in this essay i will,,,,

[@lazylittledragon]

it doesn’t matter how i feel, jeff running at the beginning SENDS ME every single time

[@wimpywater]

Ok but I just love how when Ethan says don't you laugh Hannah is just starting at Ethan the whole time she's just like: go on

[@mayraaguilar9027]

I really thought the hat was gonna play a bigger role later in the musical. Like it actually had magic

[@s3maph0re95]

It did kinda, like when Becky tried to drug her with the needle but ended up stabbing herself. that was because of the hat. (i think)

[@melslws7558]

Or it wasn’t magical at all but caused Ethan to die bc he promised that it is and “cross my heart, hope to die” but I also think derittired has a point so idek

[@FloreMar-yp3iz]

@@melslws7558 My little nice headcanon is that the hat wasn't magical until Ethan dies. When Ethan dies he (as a ghost) had to protect Hannah via the hat, because he promised that before. It's just my ghosts bullshit

[@mia-tr4shm4n50]

Did you colour grade this? It looks really pretty.

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Novella Yes I did! I colour grade all my videos but I was particularly happy with how this one turned out so I’m glad you noticed.

[@lauren7564]

i don’t think it was in this video, but jon’s delivery as wiggly when he said “well webby is a stupid bitch” was SO good

[@gmc5618]

This is so well edited, I love the colour grading too!!!! Made the neon scenes more sinister

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Thank you! It means a lot.

[@kiki8792]

Agreed !!

[@rine6740]

I'm not exaggerating when I say that the white house scene is the funniest scene in Black Friday

[@strangeandinteresting]

No matter how many times I watch Black Friday, "OOOOoh, right in the subPOEna" and Jeff's "shUT the fuck UP! FUCK YOUU!" will ALWAYS kill me, it's so fucking stupid and yet hilarious

[@hurricanecatrina9548]

I freaking CHOKED when that scene with the president and the wiggly was getting so intense and Curt just goes “shut the FUCK up!”

[@spoopy3963]

1:33 i know this moment’s supposed to be comedic, but look at Becky’s face! She looks like she’s trying not to cry; i wanna hug her!

[@reeniebergman3108]

Jackinabox same I always notice that and it makes me sad 😢

[@marisal48]

My favorite lines are Joey's "$3" and Dylan's "I didn't do it for you." ...And everything with Robert... but this video is great.

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

Gary Golstien, Hachetfield's one and only lawyer, is a homosexual. Allow me to explain: Gary Golstien Gary Ga-y Gay Gay Golstien Thank you for your time

[@mollywhiteman8956]

attorney in a hurry is confirmed

[@lisak8492]

Goldstein*

[@catbanana110]

the drill press line is so underrated bless you edit: on behalf of me and everyone who hated the cheap easy bake oven joke thanks for not including it :)

[@lavendersage444]

Lauren m. Bruh I loved the easy bake oven, the joke I hated was when curt was yelling about the doll (the only reason I hate it is because, for some reason it bothers my ocd.)

[@purplehairedsunflower7143]

Am I the only one at 2:23 that thinks they remind me of Cletus Jones & McDoon? Like they have the same energy??

[@FlowerPetals12]

Oh sh*t your right XD

[@marinarasauce5701]

yea they even look like them too :0 lmaooo

[@xubs5919]

I LOVE CURT OMG

[@Saraah_cha]

One thing that I think deserves to go into at least one of these compilations is the Obama impression

[@kristenasato372]

how did I not notice jaime's face at 5:01 until just now 😂

[@nabii7118]

he's in a hurry

[@kuitti1634]

Every 'black friday funniest moments' video I've seen skips over the "I'm going to send a laser guided missile to your house in Denver! You'll be scraping off what's left of your children off the fucking pavement!" Even tho it's one of the funniest lines just because of how dark it is lmao

[@abby_clementine]

The fact that you started out with "MY MOM'S A BITCH!" is ICONIC😂

[@marinarasauce5701]

“ _hI garygoldsteinattorneyatlaw aRe yOU AWAre-_ “

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

"the fuck am i watching" has the same energy as "okay jesus christ i dont know whats going on here"

[@naome3904]

i hate that ethan dies though

[@Rolluptotheparty]

“I hope you don’t get a wiggly! I hope you Fucking die” when I tell you laughed for a total 5 minutes at that part. That and “Webby, is a stupid BITCH” those are my favorite parts🤣🤣

[@AimlessSavant]

Gary: A lawyer first, cultist second.

[@jackmclean4120]

''But we are intimate'' *experiences derealization*

[@Lauren-tg5jj]

“You are the most special woman in the world” And now they’re married

[@twist_ending7545]

Wonder if he said the same thing in his wedding vows

[@marinarasauce5701]

ok i finally gave in and watched black friday earlier and i really don’t get why people were shitting on it???? it was a good show?? (not my favorite because i tend to prefer comedy but it was still a damn good production)

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

I think that's largely why people shit on it, it's darker and less comedic than previous Starkid shows

[@isobelrobson2228]

That better be fucking floss!

[@graciemei]

I love it when Jeff says Fuck you!

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

The coloring on this video is gorgeous omg

[@jenncorbett1655]

Jon said in his black Friday stream that Gary calling Gerald was improved.

[@blinkfilms1]

"Don't you fuckin laugh."

[@kathryndavis9116]

6:45 Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

[@agnesbrstrom500]

Can someone explain the joke at 02:51 Cause i dont get it

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

Agnes Brstrom Tom is just talking to Emma, but Paul thinks he’s talking to both of them. Essentially Tom doesn’t see Paul as family (because he and Emma are barely even together) but Paul inserts himself into their conversation with a lot of confidence. I don’t know how to explain it better that sorry. It’s just funny that he is so confident about something that’s wrong (and also that he breaks this heartwarming moment with his stupidity).

[@agnesbrstrom500]

Lyle The Water Aquatic Guy thank u!! I Always feel so stupid asking these type of questions so thanks for being so kind!!🥰

[@gertrudedanberry8053]

At 0:58 it’s probably a little throw back to the scene in tgwdlm where bill’s daughter and deb were with two stoner people and they were doing that.

[@twist_ending7545]

It is

[@jeaniemarquez6263]

starkid need to release the rights to this show NOW

[@lorettamelit6037]

legendary.

[@sammoblammo7202]

shit it's gerald

[@bekahvogt]

YeS i FuCkiNg SeE HiM

[@tallgeek1131]

Where's "Just skip to the fucking"

[@AbigailB-u4v]

Corey is simply the best

[@elise6724]

YES I FUCKING SEE HIM

[@magnus8361]

YES I FUCKING SEE HIM Linda is iconic Also kinda the worst

[@probablyok2418]

A little bummed that "wellll Webby is a stupid bitch" wasn't in the video but other than that 😤👌

[@meraarts8136]

GOLDSTEIN

[@rylekyut9724]

Guys ya heard someone fart at 0:36?

[@cascharles3838]

That was a laugh honey

[@kristenasato372]

3:26 #richpezisreal

[@dad6765]

So basically the only funny parts in this show

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Why watch a compilation video from a show you don't like?