Ep 331 Night Stalker

[@skondor2742]

Part of me wishes I found this sooner, but being able to go back and watch everything now is awesome. Easily funnier than most stuff on Netflix or prime video, every single time. Funny af

[@T_D_B_]

Netflix? Funny? nawwww dawg

[@dravenvieck5634]

Found these a month ago. Signed up for the paytch after a day of watching these.

[@wisterV]

Joined the Paytch and cancelled Netflix same day. All Hail the SHOCKWAVE that is WARM ODE, YFI, and M&SSP. SODTAOE 🖕🏻

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

@@wisterVHAIL THE SHOCKWAVE INSHALLAHHHHH

[@Mind_Quad]

How great is our god

[@ToothChipNThrash]

Shane looks like every single dude who ever sold a gram of weed in the class of 2010

[@naivett]

shoutout sen10rs

[@Brando7k]

Shane got that midwestern plug vibe goin heavvvvvy

[@nateclasen]

He look like he going undercover in a 2006 highschool

[@cameronsnyder1246]

As a mempian that graduated in 2010 I can tell you that this is fact.

[@DavidWilliams-mh3jr]

Bobby lee

[@torqus]

It's so cool Matt was able to get Bobby Lee in studio!

[@xaviermoreau-raymond9269]

Bobby got diddled by a ds man he wasn’t a ds man

[@tanyadouglas5241]

Bobby Lee sucks!! He's gonna Shit on everything 😫😫

[@jackb8598]

That’s not Bobby lee . It’s actually lobby bee.

[@wisterV]

Bobby Ree got style, bae & is secretly running North Koreans military ops in Hornywood, CA

[@chrismenezes]

Thats fucking hilarious

[@casey5837]

"you ok?" After getting shot in the head is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Gets me every time

[@chrismenezes]

Its unbelievable isnt it holy shit. To get that take on it. I thought i knew where he was going but i was so wrong crying laughing

[@andrewrrichards]

That 4 minutes of that bit is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@FindingEzekiel]

Time stamp?

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@andrewrrichards telling a story isn't a "bit". Go outside and touch some grass. Maybe take a big breath of air instead of sitting in a dark, humid bedroom littered with soda cans and little Debbie wrappers breathing in your own parts and body odor fumes.

[@gregg7233]

@@FindingEzekiel 7:30

[@dicdug]

Shane busting out that shirt reminds me of the Uncle Daycare episode of Gilly and Keeves. Uncle Shane turns around to display his sweet wolf shirt with the same look of pride.

[@crud420]

wolfs

[@SubmarineZues]

“I watched a veryyyyy dark film last night… you ever see daredevil?” 🤣💀

[@Crotalus_Adamanteus]

Ha I get it it’s because he’s blind

[@mrscruffles801]

Thanks that joke was lost on me

[@stevenseagal4987]

22:48 probably one of the best moments in all of podcast history

[@jwalters15216]

Bout to order mine

[@StainlessTom]

Fr waited 20 mins for a joke🤣

[@stonephilips9361]

Glow in the dark 😂

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

That cop that profiled Billy is going to make detective

[@edtrexler5021]

“Is that glow in the dark?” “Don’t worry about what I’m doing.” 😂 😂 😂

[@cliftonsargent1572]

Can’t believe I just found this podcast, stoked to have months worth of this to binge

[@Husapalooza]

Dawg Family welcomes you.

[@cliftonsargent1572]

@@Husapalooza hell ya, thank you

[@ialmightydark4644]

ONE OF THE DAWGSSS

[@matthewbond375]

"The news won't be as hellbent on convincing us we're all in some sort of existential peril." Matt's optimism had just done a run.

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

Matt calling Daredevil a dark movie is such a clever joke

[@abrahamking3950]

I've been so down with Matt and Shane for a while now but they tapped into something on this one, straight hour and a half of effortless comedy. Way to go guys ya'll fully Richard Ramirezed that Shit!

[@robvarley3091]

Amen

[@crazyshot97]

Shane slowly transforming into Genghis Kahn, the ultimate irony

[@bracket8706]

Terrible spelling

[@crazyshot97]

@@bracket8706 ittl be alright no worries

[@tc4423]

John Wayne as Geebus Kang

[@user-mf2sj7rd6m]

@@bracket8706 what a stupid comment. It’s a matter of Khan vs Kahn and Kahn is a reasonable guess. “Terrible spelling”🤡

[@InnerDness]

Chinggis O'Connell

[@milesmccue9388]

Shane cracking up while trying to recount the horrific murders of the night stalker was so funny

[@liamtoman3070]

Bro, Shane calling “the news will calm down 5:00 was such a good take

[@squatopotamus]

Shane could go undercover at skankfest

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

To do what? Expose the legal kratom abuse?

[@Ron4president09]

@@jamesr.waltonjr.457 kratom kills hahahahaha

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Was that where he went and told a fan who wanted a picture with him to tell that dude his comedy sticks hahah

[@ThisNachoFriend]

This is the only time I've ever laughed maniacally after hearing a sentence end with "and he killed em with a hammer". Jesus christ, this is the best podcast ever.

[@ReallyBigBrother]

22:54 dude you’ve gotta charge that thing up in the sun 😭😭😭

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

the sheer joy i have as soon as i see a new episode up is ridiculous. its just always good. every single time. always.

[@CoolAdam247]

Shane looking like he sells weed with crazy names, Drives a Honda with an outrageously loud sound system and shop lifts at blockbusters. 😅🤣

[@ryanwiseman9141]

👌

[@caseyhickman93]

Shane’s Australian impression is scarily close. Best accent I’ve heard 😂 10/10

[@cloudbloom]

How does it feel losing a war to a flightless bird AMERICA WINS AGAIN SUCK IT COMMIES🦅🦅🦅

[@globglogabgalabburner7421]

@@cloudbloom didn't y'all lose to mountain people with sticks after dumping billions and 20 years of wasting time 😳

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I prefer his asian one lol

[@DweeD1516]

@@globglogabgalabburner7421 Everyone loses to the mountain people you assclown. You're such a doggard cunt you don't even realize Aussies were in Afghanistan fight right beside The US and therefore also lost too. How you so naive and ignorant you insult someone for for "losing" a war when you lost the same war with and on the side of the same people you're insulting for losing?! lol Also you cant win OR lose a war against someone when what they do is die run and hide constantly. We killed the dudes we came for, injected our culture into the country while setting them back from the stone age they were already in and just decided to leave. It was a draw if anything.

[@globglogabgalabburner7421]

@@DweeD1516 you didn't but anyway

[@1stTimeCaller]

Fully immersed in MSSP Since I found you. Thank you for truly ruling so hard! You dogs are just Empire-Building!

[@Naltddesha]

His impersonation of old dudes running was fucking spot on- the hands limp at the wrist, just barely moving at all but it still counts as jogging. “The book tells you to just look as gay as possible, and you’ll be able to run” lmao

[@FacTi0n]

also, i really appreciate matts confidence in his facts, even when its obvious its not accurate. thats a vibe.

[@FvckYoutubeCensorship]

It's probably not as charming when I do it.

[@westxranchin]

I just lost it over that fucking juicy j shirt!!

[@Luis-or-Lou]

Shane “Fashion Icon” Gillis

[@realassnewf3773]

He’s wearing a adidas sweater my dog

[@davidperez5089]

We're not seeing the bottom half!!!

[@coryspann5774]

I listened to the whole podcast not even realizing what he looked like until after and man that hits hard

[@SadBoysCollectiveCirca96]

Shane’s Scott Malkinson impression of Daredevil is hilarious

[@wbbooth]

The John Wayne movie Shane mentions before getting into the Tom Hanks bit is called The Searchers, if anyone was curious. It's great.

[@seecreature6669]

hylics

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

hylics

[@dylanvaccaro6919]

By far my new favorite podcast. Shane is funny as hell

[@drewcifer_420]

You know you’re in the right place when they talk about death videos and the night stalker

[@koltonshaw8576]

“In the end he was Judas” is great

[@andrewlaco1776]

Mike "thirty pieces of silver," Pence.

[@R.Lennartz]

@@andrewlaco1776 Some guy gave him a gold coin during a handshake, he was Judas dude

[@MrMojo13ification]

This and war mode is the only shit keeping me sane, God bless you dawgs

[@robvarley3091]

Amen

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

LOS, YKWD old eps. With the "regs LJG, SODIES, and LIST, IN HOT WATER and DISQUSTING HAWK are all absolutely amazing as well

[@Gu1d-0]

War mode has some good red pills despite Spud's constant self-pity that sometimes is just annoying (sorry fanbois)

[@dscott2013]

DD, if you see this just know you're an inspiration and everything Luis, Dave and Jay wish they could be

[@DH-rq7gw]

*Jay, and Luis Dave doesn’t care about helping people or giving inspiration. He just wants to live his middle aged Jewish Christian life.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

He doesn’t have time to read these comments. He’s a busy guy.

[@bodysnatcher7078]

He doesn't even think about the comments. He just watches and moves on

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

Oh my God, do you think D reads the comments? Probably not, he's too cool for YT comments :(

[@hunter_hult]

All hail double D

[@takenbystorm]

Shane hating geology is the precursor to his dawayne Johnson position

[@rolanddeshain8983]

He's hated rocks all along!!!

[@maddyc4379]

STREET FIGHTER PIZZA ROLLZZZ 48:48

[@nickzoom1]

Shane looks like a gangster spongebob shirt kind of guy

[@tonyreyes3780]

Airbrushed drip is the most polarizing type of drip. But I fuck with it heavy

[@anonemoose3210]

"I got hammered and was watching three 6 mafia videos" could've also been the start of another racial controversy. Dope shirt regardless

[@raytard8500]

2021 is all about self improvement and lifting up my dawgs

[@robvarley3091]

Amen

[@pwfortner]

Facts

[@gazorpagrantgaming7190]

From 2023 “At least the news will be good now” * Ron Howard, narrator from Arrested Development* “the news was not good”

[@chrismenezes]

The getting shot perspective from shane, and how he's organically found something so funny, and able to articulate it is absolutely unbelievable. He's genuinely a comedy prodigy that we will study for long after this

[@TylerShe1ton]

They have advanced facial recognition and HD security cameras in the capitol. They don't need your help finding the culprits. Those billboards you saw are to get you used to thinking it's ok to snitch on your neigbour.

[@flyinbrian5437]

They said anyone who had their phone on while inside the capital are already accounted for. It's crazy

[@BIacklce]

It's the 90s all over again

[@jacksoncothren5831]

Footage we aren't allowed to see for national security purposes. Complete bullshit just like the DOJ redacting damn near entire documents subpoenaed by Congress. They're going to keep pushing until people actually hurt them, once that starts it won't stop.

[@wcauser6765]

@@jacksoncothren5831 l

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@jacksoncothren5831 you can’t FOI it?

[@freekaya7777]

Shout out War Mode, shout out MSSP

[@Rythim]

Shout out Riggins, we out chyere.

[@auroraborealis13579]

❤️❤️❤️

[@MrLoStBeAr]

Shane looks like he's been hitting those civil war reenactments

[@LordOfTheFallen713]

I can’t believe I just started watching this last week best pod for the boys

[@dentonvisual]

22:47 LMFAO The sound of the zipper and the reaction when Shane reveals that shirt was so perfect. You could not have timed that better 😂😂😂

[@allaroundamazing7007]

Shane and Matt would be great at doing South Park character voiceovers

[@Iam36ty5]

I'm very glad I chose to watch the video this week. The shirt reveal rocked

[@ColinM1212]

Being here after the Kill Tony episode makes it all make sense.

[@trevormosley2431]

It is absolutely incredible to see the doubling, tripling, and even quadrupling down on the jokes and GROWTH

[@bluedragonrob1]

Shane looks like when the Devil appears to give you cursed wishes.

[@jamesr.waltonjr.457]

LMFAO! 😆

[@TerexJ]

Or a "good deal" on some bad weed.

[@rrchicken117]

He literally unzipped as I read this comment 😂

[@bodysnatcher7078]

The Juicy J shirt is suppose to be 2x larger than your actual size

[@ClintEatswood]

prob the actual size juicy j wore, not this autistic fat's size.

[@scottp.548]

That's the biggest they offered

[@LFW9929]

Best era of mssp

[@JS-th2ev]

Updates 2 yrs later: everything sucks

[@LukeTG1TTV]

Matts excitement over Shane's T-shirt is the energy I wish to project about everything.

[@puddintaine4556]

Shane with the Juicy J skull shirt circa 2005. Edit: yes it glows. I have one.

[@thelastchimp]

33:48 imagining young shaman frustrated and munching meatballs is hilarious

[@sethjoyner391]

Finally...Matt got back in shape and figured out his lighting

[@xDaemon_]

After he broke out the sick 3 6 shirt and popped on the pirates tossle, i was just like "nice". Shane rocks.

[@Spurlinthemusic]

Matt set’s Shane up for some damn good jokes. Matt is the premise, Shane is the Punch Line.

[@ttro89]

Saying it was on site for the nightstalker is gold

[@glutengoblin]

Shane looks like he does shoddy HVAC work

[@alexalt2630]

1:05:20 There has been a couple studies on this phenomenon. One was where 2 groups did a glossary test. And 1 of the groups was given to words to study after the test. The group that studied the words after did better on the test.

[@c4brain]

Damn I just came from the episode of the bonfire where Shane was talking about how horrible it looks when he tried to grow a mustache, but now I'm seeing this majestic fur? Come on man.

[@jamesalexander8872]

Gay

[@Wonkzzilla]

22:39 the foot touch to Juicy J Shirt reveal is my new Fav MSSP Moment!

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

Shane busting out the Juicy J skull shirt and the reaction to it was my favorite moment of the cast

[@jwalters15216]

Nightstalker into daredevil talk is peak comedy casting.

[@verynice210]

50:29 gotta love Matt for worrying about spoiling an 18 year old movie

[@SleepySnorlaxxx]

You could just tell Shane was fired up and ready to go on this one. Rules. His hair is also wild as hell, it’s like tryin to be 3 different styles at once, and I’m here for it

[@bertiesaurus]

He’s gone for like 50 year old American hitler

[@Illeyejah]

I need some "street fighter, pizza rolls" merch

[@Alamojo]

STREET FIGHTER, PIZZA ROLLS Could be a three six mafia hook

[@gavinmann1341]

48:45 😂 couldn’t stop laughing

[@sage1682]

This is the episode I show my friends to turn them onto the fellas, the Apache love is growing here on the reservation. Dawgs be blessed

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Shane has facial hair like jackie chan in karate kid

[@SimonCas]

If you don’t recognize that shirt instantly your not a real dawg

[@jaygatsby4012]

I knew that was the shirt from “stay fly” JUICY J is the GOAT

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Quality rapper and an absolute banger of a song.

[@benzoadonethc1685]

Dj paul is the goat.

[@sindri.]

"One of them was two sisters in their 80s who lived together. Night Stalker got in there and killed them with a hammer" *Uncontrollable laughter follows*

[@lewisnunn2093]

I’ve been listening to these on Spotify and honestly I had to come find this video to see the reactions when he unzipped that jacket and unveiled the shirt 😂

[@deanrogers4239]

Same. Normally listen but every now and then something happens I need to see

[@Hellaframes]

shane got the 3-6 shirt that was going crazy back in high school, ultimate ski 😂

[@vinnyt42allday]

Street Fighter, Pizza Rolls... Automatic

[@IzzySoDope]

Matt: I'm psychic. I can't show you or prove it but I'm psychic 🙄

[@andyfaber86]

Shane lookin fly-I,I,I,-I,I-I,I

[@acehilm.]

Damn thing fine

[@blaccout612]

"turn that place into glass" is wild

[@kylechristensen9108]

5:40 that aged like skunk roadkill

[@acidmetalrocker666]

My first thought haha! We are definitely not all good now lol

[@TwitcyTrain]

lol it was 10 times worse. The Trump derangement syndrome is strong in the left. Hopefully people see now how bad Biden and Scamala are.

[@liamodwyer6316]

46:03 is a moment to rival the reveal of the shirt 😂🤣

[@denimchicken887]

shane gets fired for an asian voice and is now slowly transforming into bobby lee

[@charlesaguinaldo8483]

The shirt reveal had me crying😂😂

[@cbasbwoyETP]

Shane, the drip is tight.. the streets approve!

[@10duders]

9:09 I actually spit my water out as I was drinking. I don’t think I’ve ever actually done that in my life lol

[@z_ttheisen7656]

That notepad seems like it's giving matt one hell of a time

[@77mpickett]

The dark humor is hilarious. How do u make the nightstalker killing people funny

[@M3TaGh0sStT]

Matt played night crawlers with his uncle. Thats what really went down.

[@willflint46]

48:35 *street fighter , pizza rolls* 1:10:29 how setting goals helps / planning days

[@ljavwa3459]

streetfighterpizzarolls

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

Those weird limp arm runners are people still evolving their appendages

[@marcusnelson7026]

Whoever hid Shane's shirt in the thumbnail is brilliant.

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

Cartel videos take the cake over ISIS and all other terror vids which terrifies me. Definitely not defending extremists cause I'm most likely Islamaphobic to many now. But at least with them you can *almost* grasp the reason: "oh okay these dudes are misguided and think its their duty and mission to be Allah's number one". Still horrific... But then you see a cartel guy and realize he's *only* gleefully filleting a living man's face because it will net him an American's minimum wage and give him some clout. We all hear cartel and think of Chapo and Escobar... But all those foot soldiers that are truly carrying out the most heinous acts possible??? They're mostly doing it for like a month's worth of rent in a big city (if that). It truly isn't comprehendable to anyone in a first world country (even those still in poverty in said developed country)...

[@TheTrueLush]

8:20 saw Shane last night in KC and you killed with this!!! Gotta add this “you ok”?!! I was waiting for it!!

[@jeffreyortego8687]

Shane has never looked more like a 70’s high school basketball coach

[@ScottR3389]

He looks like he works at a smoke shop

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Definitely looks like an old 70's-80's PE teacher with the stache and Adidas Originals get up.

[@jaygasper4853]

I know you guys are wordsmiths just wanted to say that technically the proper verbiage for hanging by noose is "hanged" not hung. I always found it interesting it hits the ear so wrong but technically it's grammatically correct.

[@jasondavidson7398]

shut up. loser

[@ICXCNIKA3712]

Vaccine court payout via taxpayers was established by reagen. So any harm u or your kids sustain from vaccines isn't directly dealt with by the vaccine company