Blackboard almost hits Lecturer at German University

[@omeraydindev]

Professor: almost dies also Professor 2 seconds later: *do we have that on video?*

[@mi-y]

"Sweet!"

[@tenamsb686]

He loves "fun" lol

[@anshi5098]

S W E E T

[@0726-o9b]

G E I L

[@krittikabiswas8500]

He's thinking about suing the university for possible damage

[@ByTobys]

An diesem Tag entdeckte der Dozent seine wahre Leidenschaft... und zwar die für Stand-up-Comedy

[@levitekeste5888]

Der Type war schon lustig

[@jeffmanjohnson9533]

XD

[@colorcube8713]

Der erinnert mich irgendwie an Felix Lobrecht 😂

[@rosicola]

@@colorcube8713 ich finde der hört sich akustisch auch etwas nach ihm an :D

[@Gladdi-fw7xo]

Beide nicht lustig.

[@ashash2935]

Imagine that one person who dozed off for 4 seconds and they open their eyes to find the whole board written already “Aw shit not again”

[@HarpreetSingh-mf9qj]

hey can you tell me what's that thing 0:41 with which he's drying the board's surface

[@acidset]

@@HarpreetSingh-mf9qj I think it's pretty much what you would use for cleaning windows, a big sponge/brush and squeegee

[@Streamlinedotcom]

@@HarpreetSingh-mf9qj squeeze

[@mrnogot4251]

don't drink and derive

[@rickyranggasaputra7926]

WHEEZE

[@hanspeter0007]

Beinahe hätte Betta ihn aufgelöst.

[@Crafterchen2]

Omg du genie😂😂

[@madsecond5025]

Sehr underrated dein kommentar xD

[@julianosvonskingrad7009]

*Beta

[@elektrik_exekutioner6822]

​@@julianosvonskingrad7009 Nene, er spricht ganz klar von Betta.

[@SubwaySam10]

Was laberst du eigentlich

[@wow5212]

In Germany the blackboard wakes students up when they sleep.

[@kschowdary1]

How...??? :0 I don't understand ;-;

[@ariilluv]

😂😂

[@GG1783]

Gold !!!!

[@doc5121]

Now I’m picturing a guy with a thick German accent saying “in Deutschland...” and something absurd following

[@oz459]

In America it’s gunshots

[@xXAlmdudlerXx]

Dozent: Das löse ich jetzt nach Beta auf. Tafel: I don´t think so

[@supersabint2560]

😅😂😂😂

[@xopxamir]

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@Romanodernichtso]

You must realize you are doomed

[@Anna-mp7ns]

This made my day

[@ossi7045]

😂😂😂

[@fuchs7112]

Der Typ: Das löse ich jetzt auf... Die Tafel: lös erstmal das hier richtig!

[@Melinda_but_YT]

Zu wild 😂😂😂

[@gattogigi9688]

Die Tafel: ist gelöst! Badumz

[@MarksRobin27]

Abonniert mich bitte

[@sebastianmichaelis912]

😂😂😂👌

[@Lugiosom]

@@MarksRobin27 nö

[@helamerced929]

let us all appreciate that one student who asked if he's fine

[@sigh7731]

The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage

[@helamerced929]

coc? join our clan if yes :>>

[@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU]

@@helamerced929 It’s a copypasta, it’s ironic

[@PastaPutin]

@@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU Nah he should join their clan.

[@EvidentlyThinking]

@@PastaPutin 🤣

[@caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728]

I love how the blackboard politely stop mid-fall to alert the professor to move his hand. What a gentleboard.

[@yuridc1780]

Wow, i noticed that

[@recoveringsoul755]

Why was the chalkboard going UP at the start, before it crashed down? That was creepy. Might need to sprinkle some holy water in there or something.

[@alexandernikolo4631]

@@recoveringsoul755 It's a sliding blackboard, the lecturer pushed it upwards to use the empty board behind. I've seen such a board in a few University videos.

[@Evan9266]

@@alexandernikolo4631 We have those in our high school, they are not supposed to be able to go up while the other one is down🤔

[@fabiansandhoff750]

@@Evan9266 That depends on the specifications they were build for. The easiest way is really to have two separate rails, enabling the boards to move independently from each other.

[@zMistiq]

*stirbt fast* Haben wir das auf Video? Geil.

[@ikebinalbo9747]

😂

[@max.gd.]

"Haben wir jetzt auf Video" , sagter

[@Sektorium]

Sterben ist wohl stark übertrieben

[@zaccariachahbouni9767]

@@Sektorium hätte ihm die Tafel getroffen wäre er sicherlich jz tot

[@kennet198]

@@max.gd. hat wer das auf video sagt er du klugscheisser

[@HelloHello-yd4su]

Ob da wohl jemand im Nebenraum durch 0 geteilt hat?

[@joachimprz]

Bester Kommentar 👌

[@charon4160]

Underrated

[@adrianafischer603]

Bester Spruch 😂

[@flmmkr]

Ne aus ner Summe gekürzt :O

[@amelie6944]

eine negative Zahl unter die Wurzel geschrieben!

[@TheAGcollector101]

Thank you so much to whoever added the english captions, really allows you to absorb not only the funny moment of the board falling but also the nuances of the little remarks afterward.

[@thecrazyinsanity]

i wish yt didn't remove community captions tbh, the auto translation captions aren't that great

[@hywei5171]

I guess that's how the "slide in" animation in PowerPoint looks like in real life

[@The-Dev-Ninja]

genius

[@xuus]

hahahahah

[@weronika8167]

Underrated

[@xuus]

@@weronika8167 fr

[@caseinnitrate5515]

you’re so right 😭

[@prosamis]

*Near death experience* German prof: WOW, anyways

[@ender4344]

"did we catch tha on video?!"

[@maybewise]

To call it a near death experience is a bit over the top. The most he would have gotten was a couple of broken fingers. What happened was more startling than it was deadly.

[@elaine5504]

The students come there for the lecture and he gives the lecture! Unlike some teachers that do a terrible job

[@killiansirishbeer]

@@maybewise well actually if the blackboard had gotten out of its rails it could have hurt the professor. A lot less likely to happen, but since it already malfunctioned ...

[@maybewise]

@@killiansirishbeer If it had gotten off its trails, the professor didn't already have his hands up, and the board had spontaneously combusted, yes, it would have been a near death experience. But that's not what happened. It just suddenly fell back into place.

[@philsphindings7387]

Something makes me believe this blackboard was designed in revolutionary era france...

[@nuansakautsar5687]

I get it... HahahaHAH, I GET IT.

[@nafees_ur_rehman]

But its a green board

[@nehaasifpc3301]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nine9605]

*guillotine intensifies*

[@shishirmaharana4022]

La Marseillaise intensifies....

[@iamthinking2252_]

The chalk dust falling from the blackboard really makes it like a PowerPoint or Keynote slide transition effect

[@aashiv93]

Professor: So, we will solve that for beta. Second blackboard: *No. We will not.*

[@-anactualdoggo-]

Second blackboard: Its my turn to lecture the class!

[@CodPast]

Second blackboard is the alpha

[@inexplicable1906]

We shall not*

[@amalthea25]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sonalshukla9447]

😂😂😂

[@ttttillermand]

"Mom, can we get a guillotine?" "We have a guillotine at home" Guillotine at home:

[@internetexplorerchan2697]

Lmaoo

[@realsteal0003]

Oh Shit😂😂

[@bernathjp2834]

*At university

[@hiygko9026]

Omg😂😂

[@neeleshpal4825]

The real question is: why do you need a guillotine at home?

[@juan_a_otero]

Me (an English speaker): “wow, I’m not gonna understand anything lol” German professor: _”au schit”_ Me: “ah, there we go”

[@NoName-gr6dn]

Actually now i can't any other lan comment than English

[@momofromatla2318]

Actually english has german origins and as a non native learning both is really easy because your vocabulary is very similar but not the pronounciation

[@qvinnadeutsch5519]

@@momofromatla2318 germanic origins*

[@momofromatla2318]

@@qvinnadeutsch5519 right, sorry.

[@straightint101]

The captions are translated to English, I believe

[@nameless2012]

damit hat er nicht gerechnet..

[@doctordoctor6515]

Viel zu gut eigentlich

[@imbiss69bronko]

Bester Kommentar 😂

[@ajaya2112]

The sleepy guy who just closed his eyes for a second: "Shit. Did I miss the whole semester?!"

[@babypatrick553]

Reminds me of one monsters university scene where the snail was so slow that he was on his way to school for first day and when he arrived, its summer already

[@jagtan13]

I did almost miss a quiz yesterday by sleeping through my alarms. Not fun!

[@윤채은]

I did think that. 'Cause I skipped some seconds and I was like "wth, this teacher has a god-tier writing skills."

[@Verm0uth07]

@@jagtan13 I missed a mid term exam by also sleeping through the alarm 🙃

[@FortoFight]

The bit when he said that the board would "finally be fixed" is underrated. Schools and universities always procrastinate repairs.

[@caleb_artzs2533]

No wonder why he was enthusiastic about getting it on video, to show proof that it was broken

[@filipraos8072]

@@caleb_artzs2533 yeah im sure they didnt already know

[@Lambda_Ovine]

You wonder were all that money you spend on goes to.

[@thefacer3279]

@@Lambda_Ovine well university in germany is free, but you could argue that point regarding the taxpayer money that keeps these universities afloat which they should spend on repairing these things

[@Praecantetia]

@@Lambda_Ovine a lot of schools are underfunded. Htere is not enought taxpayer money for these places

[@inchikkkk]

“We’ll solve that for beta” 2nd Blackboard: *“Move bitch. I’m the alpha”*

[@arimightspeak2381]

Underrated comment 😂

[@heyitzbecca]

😂😂

[@chocolategranola6796]

PFFFT this is an s tier comment💀

[@k2facts270]

bro seriously this is most underrated comment on this video😂😂😂

[@mehreenn]

I LAUGHED TOO HARDDD

[@acid1910]

Deutsches Bildungssystem in einem Video zusammengefasst

[@alexanderhoffmann2547]

Die gefährlichsten Jobs Deutschlands: 1.Bauarbeiter 2.Dachdecker 3.Dozent für Elektrotechnik an der technischen Universität München

[@davidweingartner5513]

Alexander Hoffmann dachdecker sind keine Bauarbeiter?

[@wenikox3575]

+David Weingärtner nein das sind dachdecker ist ein anderes Beruf

[@davidweingartner5513]

Wenik Ox achso. Und was macht ein Bauarbeiter so?

[@kesterx6240]

Alexander Hoffmann ich glaub zimmerer ist noch gefährlicher

[@SVD.Marius]

Kester x Ich habe ein Praktikum als Zimmerer gemacht, und ich würde sagen das es genauso gefährlich ist, wie als Dachdecker zur arbeiten

[@alishakay]

*When you go to the comment section to read funny comments only to realise they're all in a language you don't understand*

[@sudhamajayanthi]

This comment is gonna come up soon! *Mark my words* Edit: It did!

[@luisesicker4600]

well, we Germans are great about randomly finding videos about stupid or random German things and then flooding the comments with German😂

[@Okiedokieyes]

Was searching for some English comment! LOL

[@mysticdragonex815]

...then you learn that language.

[@thehorizontries4759]

Same fam. We’re in this English islands together

[@rafaynoman1180]

This is the stuff that happens when you skip a day at school.

[@malihakarim1696]

😂😂😂😂

[@amiqai]

Underrated comment. Edit: Stop replying to tell me that the comment is not underrated. At the time I replied, about 7 months ago from now, it was indeed underrated with a few likes only. Good thing it aged well. Not all comments are 50K+ likes from the get-go.

[@mamba3968]

If your 1 day sick, the firealarm test happens

[@ishworshrestha3559]

Ok

[@youcantseeme4818]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sunnerssnag]

i love how his only reaction was “WOW”. what a legend

[@moped6290]

Wie er so entspannt darauf reagiert geiler typ

[@zvenom-_-monster5362]

Entpannt?

[@zvenom-_-monster5362]

Test Test ja

[@maxmeier787]

Moped HD Ja, halt gespielt noch versuchen, cool zu wirken

[@r0fffl107]

komm runter PETER

[@moped6290]

Russki Schwitzer für die Situation...

[@alfonsstekebrugge8049]

It is often said that Germans do not really have a sense of humor, but this was quite solid stand-up comedy by the teacher.

[@narsimhas1360]

@@shivanshu111 video has captions in english

[@A1rPun]

Prejudice limits your perception

[@FriedrichBarb]

It reminds me a lot of British humor

[@alenciaga21]

@@FriedrichBarb I am german and yes it is! German humour can be just as dry and sarcastic as british humour. :D

[@Koellenburg]

well when it comes to morbid stuff, germans can be quite humorus ^^

[@thisisnyx]

Teacher almost hit Also teacher : did we get that on video 😂

[@shanr734]

😂😂😂

[@sinu0us]

Jheeez, you watched this video as well? small world!

[@trje246]

*You moron* , just retelling what happened in the video _we all just watched,_ and just rip off the top rated comment. grow up

[@Jovito_Britto]

*Copied*

[@3limin4torZockt]

@@Jovito_Britto jup

[@Lampe2020]

Ich find's einfach nur herrlich wie die Tafel komplett in Ruhe nach oben aus dem Bild fährt, nur um einige Sekunden später in einer Staubwolke wieder heruntergerauscht zu kommen XD

[@justinkuche9971]

Ja ist ja auch Fake

[@Lampe2020]

​@@justinkuche9971 Ich glaub' nicht. Das Seil was das Gegengewicht mit der Tafel verbindet oben über eine kleine Rolle in der Schiene wird bei jedem Hoch- und Runterfahren gebogen. Da es aus Metall ist (meist Stahl) gibt es irgendwann nach, auch wenn es normalerweise getauscht wird, lange bevor es so weit ist. Und die Tafel hielt oben an, also ist sie wahrscheinlich mit ein bisschen Schwung (den der Lehrer ihr gegeben hat) oben angestoßen und ganz bisschen ins Seil gefallen, was das alte Seil zum reißen gebracht hat. Als dann plötzlich das Seil auf der anderen Seite die ganze Tafel halten musste, ist auch das gerissen und die (durch die kurzzeitig einseitige Halterung durch das übrige Seil) schiefe Tafel runtergefallen. Weil sie schief war hat sie sich zum Glück verkantet bevor sie aufschlug, weshalb der Lehrer seine Hand noch hat und die Schule noch ihren Boden.

[@fabricofdreams.]

Same 😂😂😂

[@c2ashman]

Übung 5 war wohl doch nur ein Fallbeispiel **ba-dum tzzz**

[@mika5076]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goethefaust3504]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@robinw944]

underrated haha

[@TyogerYT]

Einfach zu schwer für den Kurs

[@elena.3372]

GAAASP 🤣🤣🤣

[@maximnoise]

Sein erster Gedanke „haben wir das auf Video?“ sehr effektiv 😂😂😂

[@yufkadueruem]

Lösch dich

[@genozid5997]

@@yufkadueruem nein

[@kevin42427]

@@yufkadueruem gleich wieder sinnlose "lösch dich" kommentare lesen. gar kein bock

[@MarksRobin27]

Abonniert mich

[@kevin42427]

@@MarksRobin27 nope

[@AndreasChrisWilhelmer]

Die Tafel ist übrigens immer noch nicht repariert. Dafür gibts zwei kleine, mobile Rolltafeln. xD

[@melissarogalski3880]

Omg HAHAHA

[@Ventooox]

Hahaha, fantastisch 😂.

[@Dr.med-rasen]

Beste Uni Europas 😂😂😂

[@Lena43210]

Das ist Deutschland. 😂

[@platenbirne6417]

😂😂

[@suddencucumber5994]

spoiler alert: nix repariert, man verwendet nun den Beamer

[@chrisko7555]

Eher den Tageslichtprojektor

[@jacknightfury_6132]

​@@chrisko7555 Ne, ne roll tafel wurde in den raum gebracht

[@caliqm2199]

"So today,we'll be learning about bad engineering" **board falls* "Ah yes,perfect example"

[@Escap1st7]

its not bad engineering. its lack of maintenance.

[@FOLIPE]

@@Escap1st7 Should have been designed to need the least possible amount of maintenance

[@santiagoperez2094]

@@Escap1st7 in engineering there is something called failsafe, where things are desinged to get stuck in the safer possible way under failure, for example, if an apartment security door fails, it should stay locked, where as an amroured or fire evacuation door should stay in an open position.

[@faithnfire4769]

@@santiagoperez2094 Also, perhaps very relevantly here, elevators if their cables break. Even some of the oldest elevators had forms of freefall protection and automatic brakes, too crazy otherwise!

[@Escap1st7]

@@santiagoperez2094 I'm familiar. However, in engineering, there is also a calling for consistent maintenance. Things just tend to fail in not-so-great and unexpected ways if they are not maintained properly, as is the case here.

[@VfLBMG-zd3es]

Danke KZbin Algorithmus dass wir uns hier wieder zusammenfinden

[@lasse4032]

Habe diesen Kommentar Gesucht :D

[@theghost1070]

😀😀

[@unsereLange]

Geht mir auch so.... Was ist da los? Das Video ist ja schon Jahre alt 😂

[@Kuenstler_Shali]

Der Likes nach zu urteilen sind ja einige plötzlich hier gelandet.😄 PS: ich hab gerade etwa 2Stunden Musik gehört und dann rutschte das hier dazwischen.

[@soula6496]

Isso😂😂😂😂😂

[@marvin1620]

Da hätte er fast mit nem Bruch rechnen können...

[@weedschmeckt4143]

Bruh😂

[@yaokay5847]

Ou shit😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrMacin]

😂😂😂😂

[@tag_traum]

Genial 😂😂😂

[@f.b.i3355]

Der kam ja mal sowas von stumpf an😂😂😂

"Dass heißt, dass die Tafel endlich repariert wird." Denkmalschutz des Hörsaals sagt nein, Tafel wurde bis heute nicht repariert 😢

[@jacknightfury_6132]

Ne oder? Die ist immer noch nicht repariert?

@@jacknightfury_6132 es gibt einfach keine mehr...

[@lukahierl9857]

Ne die wurde durch nen projektor ersetzt und nie wieder rausgefahren. Profitipp: wenn man eine jacke auf den projektor legt überhitzt der in 20min

[@lukahierl9857]

Ne die wurde durch nen projektor ersetzt und nie wieder rausgefahren. Profitipp: wenn man eine jacke auf den projektor legt überhitzt der in 20min

[@DGARedRaven]

@@lukahierl9857 ... nein, Nein, ich will KEINE Details wissen.

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Er war fertig mit Aufgabe 5, aber Aufgabe 5 war noch nicht fertig mit ihm.

[@michaelhofmann6443]

Underrated😂

[@ye3068]

Lmao

[@piercingspear2922]

loll

[@schnabelnugget1066]

TOP Kommentar xD

[@-ksokol3369]

Im learning german and im satisfied that i understood this comment

[@kellair_]

Niemand: KZbin: Oh du willst gerade schlafen? Schau dir doch an, wie ein Lehrer fast von einer Wandtafel erschlagen wird.

[@maluyo]

Bei mir auch

[@sophielutz5960]

Same😂😂😂

[@risi__0841]

@@sophielutz5960 Same😅

[@keineahnungwienennen7450]

@@risi__0841 same

[@thequeen_06]

Same

[@Dr.Phoenix]

That guy has good sense of humour... My professor would be having a heart attack or reached halfway through to the Dean's office to complain.

[@SL-my4fg]

I assume that as a natural suitable reaction

[@zenox2924]

I am sorry my man but that’s not what u call a sense of humour

[@pushrat]

@@zenox2924 no he was pretty funny throughout the video he made some good jokes :)

[@Oldironforge2]

@@pushrat Agreed he handle it well

[@aadhyareddy]

Or worse, think it was a prank pulled by one of students and then punishing the whole class

[@山丨山丂丂乇乇卩]

The things teachers have to do to get kids to pay attention in their class, outrageous stuff!

[@patzminihd]

Er war vielleicht schon mit Übung 5 fertig, Übung 5 aber noch nicht mit ihm!

[@ronnylaflame]

Top Kommentar

[@vhlp4534]

Loooool

[@patzminihd]

@@vhlp4534 Leeeeel

[@patzminihd]

@@ronnylaflame Danke!

[@mcpatzihd2990]

Übung 5 kommt zurück

[@DipsySa]

Wie cool der Dozent bitte drauf ist?😅 Mega coole Reaktion und Humor 💪🏾😂

[@BarthiArgento]

ok ...ist notiert

[@wdehehdw2778]

Nur wenn es Klausurrelevant ist

[@jonasgraber12]

Shiish, kommentar sektion is on fire 😂

[@marethyu7426]

@@BarthiArgento Bitte um Referenz

[@jellycore1316]

YESSS XD

[@vtteq]

Erste Reaktion: ,Haben wir das auf Video?‘

[@change2674]

Den satz den KZbinr heutzutage öfter benutzen als der papst das wirt amin

[@kafkafant]

Finds genial, dass die Tafel nochmal extra Anlauf genommen hat. Das war was Persönliches...

[@leonderprofie123]

Haben die tatsächlich teilweise angefangen zu klatschen im Hintergrund? Da fuck 😂

[@IgnisInfernalis2606]

soos

[@GesunderMenschenverstand]

Galileel Snens

[@junis_am6125]

Feef

[@bangtansgirl8874]

Haha...dich hätte ich hier nicht erwartet

[@germanyetf1498]

Du Muttaficka Fakes galeoo

[@yuvrajdudhal1147]

When you are teaching gravity and Newton's ghost decides to give you a live demonstration

[@eliseheartless4636]

That would be hilarious

[@abhinavpanwar3383]

🤣

[@udayaprabhub7481]

But he was teaching network analysis😀

[@no-ls7uj]

@@udayaprabhub7481 its a joke

[@ishworshrestha3559]

Ok

[@peterhans3495]

Ich feier den Dozenten! Die Situation ist megagefährlich und das erste, an das er denkt ist: Haben wir jetzt auf Video, geil!

[@LaugenEcke]

Peter Hans mit dem Video kann man immerhin beweisen wie knapp es war

[@andibritz]

Der Barthelme ist einfach end der g Dank ihm hab ich schaltungstechnik 1 bestanden 😂

[@carlitobrigante8970]

Wo war bitte die situation gefährlicj

[@sonkeahrends9474]

Lass ihn einen Tick weniger reden, dann hat er die Hand in dem Moment an der Tafel und den Arm gebrochen.

[@vornamenachname554]

Ich feier ihn nicht. Warum kann er nicht einfach sachlich bleiben?

[@MrXFIELD]

Representativ! Heute 5 Jahre später ist die Tafel immer noch kaputt oder wieder!

[@xX12VincEXx]

Hörsaal? Immer noch?

[@julianfriends330]

Dann schreib denen doch mal ne Mail damit die repariert wird, sonst verletzt sich noch jemand 😶

[@Bremberry]

It's German engineering, so it can't really break even after it breaks.

[@patrickkongeter1344]

Tafel: kannst du rechnen? Dozent: Tafel: Damit hast du nicht gerechnet!

[@mowsky]

Hahahahaha

[@Lavender_Louis]

🤣🤣🤣

[@M1NDCR4WL3R]

LOL

[@GoogleUser-wp6sg]

Underrated comment

[@hugo1283]

unlustig af

[@rosanadler8573]

The best part is him at the end saying: "tell everyone your lecturer almost died today."

[@soulinthewoods]

And: "Thank god I went to the toilet before otherwise I would've shit my pants" 😂

[@note_6956]

@@soulinthewoods Both you nutters got the quotes wrong.

[@PomuLeafEveryday]

@@note_6956 Yeah, he said it in German, not English. Smh, should've quoted what he said in German.

[@ryuuthefrog3775]

@@PomuLeafEveryday wow, it's almost like some people don't speak German.

[@drunkcroissant]

@@ryuuthefrog3775 I think they’re being sarcastic

[@kevinqi9398]

Today I learned: Germans say “oh shit” too

[@wolfpriest6954]

blyat

[@greenxlady4585]

Yeah, though we 'germanized' it and say ''Schitte'', which is what he said. It's a bit less vulgar than the actual translation of 'shit' (Scheiße), a bit like the English 'crap'.

[@Xeema4869]

@@greenxlady4585 Schitte? I'm German and I've never heard that

[@greenxlady4585]

@@Xeema4869 Perhaps it's only said in the West, then.

[@Xeema4869]

@@greenxlady4585 yeah maybe, I'm from the North

[@Ken-er9cq]

That would be by far the most exciting thing to happen in an electric circuits lecture.

[@Bardalicious_]

The fact that he proceeded to wipe the board clean to continue lecturing is the most German thing he could have done

[@HaasiAustria]

What else should he have done? I don't understand your comment.

[@achan730]

@@HaasiAustria He could have quit or called the custodian. Maybe even performed a cleansing ritual. It all depends on the teacher

[@kerezymaii]

@@achan730 pErForMed A ClEaNsInG rITuAL

[@simondungeon1218]

German u-boats inbound to destroy British's & US ego 🚢

[@paul_warner]

The fact that he [insert thing he did to deal with the situation] and just continued [insert thing he was doing] is the most [insert nationality] thing ever

[@xXCybranXx]

Übung 5 war wohl schwerer als Gedacht 🤔 For our english friends: Exercise 5 was apperently heavier (equals difficult in GER) than expected 🤔

[@nicht_ueberlegt]

Hahahaha

[@killbill2610]

Der Kommentar ist underrated 👌

[@holyhoe5368]

..bruh 😂

[@Fobmob-bo1pg]

Ich möchte den geschäftsfürher sprechen!

[@carlwilliamstamnitz473]

😂😂😂

[@nathanbaum6952]

Let me translate the joke most Germans in the comment section are making: in german you don't say "this equasion is hard", you say "this equasion is heavy" (literal translation). The Germans in the comment section are saying "the equasion was just too HEAVY" meaning it the board came down because the equasion was too "heavy" (hard)

[@hanseldsilva2393]

Danke Schon ☺️

[@haseenateacher2557]

Thank you.😆

[@mugdhajoshi2455]

well that's hilarious

[@whatsittoya7718]

Bruh...that genius

[@ultimatedesbear4271]

Thanks bud

[@bungeegum8026]

Wow, I love the academic atmosphere here. Really makes me want to study at a German university!

[@christianbuchs8029]

The best of it, it’s free :) even for foreigners :)

[@jamieisausername]

​@@christianbuchs8029 That's amazing! Well done, Germany

[@flachlappen]

It is not. It's very cheap for Germans and students from EU countries. At my university 164€ per semester (6 months). If you are not from the EU you have to pay 164€ + 1500€. If you are German and you and your parents can't afford for you to study (especially if you have to pay rent) then you can get bafög from which you can pay the 164€. Bafög is at max 700€ I think. And you have to pay back a maximum of 10000€. So one could argue that it is free for some, it is definitely not free for all students.

[@gaynzz6841]

@@christianbuchs8029 Reiche Eltern oder was? was für free alter?

[@gaynzz6841]

@@flachlappen 164 euro pro semester? ROFL. Wo wohnst du bitte? 300€ hier, und es steigt ab nächstes WS auf 330€. Rheinland, NRW,

[@__-hu1pl]

Wenn die Tafel den Stoff schon nicht mehr verkraftet... xD

[@almanseinvater4681]

JeJulija hi süße maus :)

[@greenie2889]

Lecko mio Makafrouney Halts Maul man, hast du es so nötig auf KZbin Weiber klarzumachen? Bekommst im echten Leben keine ab oder? Oder bist du einfach nur ein kleiner fetter Looser?

[@almanseinvater4681]

Greenie 28 hey man lass mich's doch wenigstens versuchen vielleicht springt Sie ja drauf auf 😜

[@greenie2889]

Lecko mio Makafrouney schau mal, es ist ja okay, wenn du zu fett zu hässlich oder zu doof bist, um eine klarzumachen, aber deswegen musst du nicht hier auf KZbin jeder hinterherlaufen, das ist echt extrem erbärmlich, so wie deine Existenz:))

[@anosvoldigoad8184]

Greenie 28 Junge, was ist denn in deinem Leben schief gelaufen dass du hier im Internet schön anonym die Leute offenden musst?

[@btsstan63]

German teacher: **literally almost dies** Also german teacher: anyways, fokussiert euch jetzt bitte auf den Unterricht.

[@gardenbb]

😂 So true!

[@5ar_]

Typisch Deutsch 😂

[@soraya4342]

BRO FR

[@armyqueen7116]

Soo good😌😅

[@youreyestell4977]

Na was willste denn machen. Nach Hause gehen?! 😂😂

[@AcousticNick]

Now everyone will comment - “This is the English comment you're looking for."

[@aryyancarman705]

Jea

[@akito7025]

Ja

[@youssefabad2193]

Finally

[@KizanTM]

Aufhören

[@jashnchahal7544]

Thanks, I was looking for an English comment!

[@warumnur90210]

So ein cooler lustiger und sympathischer Typ

[@Panha_Janai]

That blackboard was something straight outta sci-fi movie.

[@LL-tr5et]

how

[@quan7033]

Some final destination shit

[@maneuvers6865]

@@quan7033 I forgot then remembered about that damn movie

[@Vyansya]

@@quan7033 final destination is sci-fi??

[@dragaashenoak5338]

@@Vyansya Well it shows thermodinamics law, Newton's 2nd law, electrical engineering problem, etc. This movie is built on science!

[@anto1756]

Damit hatte er wohl nicht „gerechnet“

[@beeberry8055]

🤪

[@maxrn3923]

Underrated

[@blackeye7674]

Ach fuck den hab ich auch gebracht weil ich den nicht gesehen habe😂😂😂😂

[@meryembel98]

@@blackeye7674 same😂😂😂

[@heyhi5503]

badumm zzzzzz

[@ray.gene.bowner]

Even the blackboard couldn’t stay awake during the lecture

[@Hitherto90]

Underrated.

[@praveen3862]

Thank god the building managed to stay awake. 😂😂

[@alavek6282]

Don’t you mean it couldn’t stay “up”?

[@kamora3312]

I don’t fall asleep in class, Mineta

[@aniano39]

Can’t blame it. Combining Lin. Alg. and circuits will put anyone to sleep

[@Jonayaynon]

Niklas, du hast es geschafft. Ein Video und einfach berühmt

[@macdonald581]

don’t speak german but definitely understood the “woah shit”

[@doh9240]

@@CosmosProvider ?? r u okay ... they just said they understood "woah shit" they didnt say that germans cant speak english 😭😭

[@BestTimes8812]

@@CosmosProvider Who pissed in your cereal?

[@macdonald581]

@@CosmosProvider nope it didn’t thanks for asking

[@hissukka6619]

@@CosmosProvider shit in german is "scheisse" btw

[@dio8429]

@@CosmosProvider do you eat shit for breakfast?

[@doctorwho8792]

Wow die Reaktion ist wirklich cool

[@michaelghgg]

Doctor Who und da soll mal einer sagen Professoren haben keinen gefährlichen Job

[@BerfOfficial]

Schicksal wow danke für die Aufklärung. Können Sie bitte auch mal den Begriff „Humor“ erklären?

[@Tiroooooler]

Doctor Who Fake!

[@ebur1n803]

i automatically assumed he was speaking english and that i just didn't understand math

[@At0mHeart]

Yeah i knew that before reading your comment "looks around suspiciously*

[@ananochikhladze5173]

That’s physics

[@auhsojacosta1672]

*bedrock theme starts playing*

[@gerry7860]

@@ananochikhladze5173 exactly.

[@unripetomato4312]

i feel like im ready exurb1a, but i dont understand how to read.

[@Teppich]

wie die tafel langsam nach oben schwebt um sich auf den angriff vorzubereiten 😂

[@Verena.04]

Die technische Universität hat’s wohl nicht so mit Technik 😂

[@adelkhamis5512]

Ahahahahaha

[@Andrea-vv8rz]

Bei der TU in Berlin sieht es nicht besser aus hahaha studiere nämlich an der

[@HybridHumaan]

Tu Student hier, kann das nur bestätigen. Tafel ist übrigens immer noch kaputt, bis heute... Prost!

[@musicjunk1000]

tu wien genauso wenig

[@evenightmare4329]

@@HybridHumaan same xd

[@nano7055]

Why no one talks about how funny and chill he is… if he were my prof I’d love to go to class

[@veli1495]

Yeah... all my math teachers at college were some weird nerd old einsteins God damn it

[@toniokettner4821]

that's called adrenaline. you remain composed in dangerous situations

[@nickkohlmann]

Everyone does

[@nano7055]

@@nickkohlmann thanks for bringing me back lol

[@nano7055]

@@veli1495 fr only can communicate with numbers and so full of themselves

[@jasxnrr]

Übung: 5 war wohl zu schwer

[@ambivalent100]

Dieser offensichtliche Witz bekommt nicht genug Anerkennung.

[@sk-te]

Underrated

[@markhaack5361]

der Ingenieur hat´s schwör

[@christianhackl474]

LOOOOL

[@incrxdible9896]

@@ambivalent100geklaut halt

[@RideTheAlps]

Der mann sollte eine professur bekommen, umgehend!😊

[@vlfxmotiondesign6947]

Wow. Haben wir das auf Video, geil.

[@finn3721]

ValleFX / мσтισи dεѕιgи Wat machst dun hia

[@siiqurel9849]

Was macht ihr den hier

[@gorgtrash1020]

ValleFX / мσтισи dεѕιgи was machst du den hia

[@siiqurel9849]

Haha xd

[@lmaoskar1911]

ValleFX / мσтισи dεѕιgи do u know da wae?

[@arctix4518]

Zustand unseres Bildungssystems in 72 Sekunden zusammengefasst

[@lordlappen]

Der Zustand unserer Schulen ist einfach nur eine Katastrophe

[@germanyfirstamericanforste8179]

71 Sekunden bei mir

[@maxi_1748]

@@lordlappen leider

[@1DragonKnight5]

Komplett unterbewertet dieser Kommentar XD

[@lisali1862]

@@lordlappen ich weiß ja nicht wo du zur Schule gegangen bist, aber meine Schule war eigentlich ganz gut

[@lieselbrehmer]

The fact that he almost died and not 2 second later he asked "did we get that on video?!?" proves that that man is 100% German 😂

[@Floodsye]

Actually, that's pretty American of him really. We here literally try to capture everything, including things we shouldn't like suicides on film.

[@xrecix]

yep, even for me that sounds pretty american.

[@_Sterben_]

I think "almost died" is a bit of and overstatement lol

[@BlyatifulButter]

@@_Sterben_ lmao it almost decapitated him wdym overstatement

[@_Sterben_]

@@BlyatifulButter bruh it slid straight down on the tracks while he was a couple steps away. "almost decapitated"

[@pinkfedoras]

the first thing you say after that being "we got that on video? sweet!" might be the greatest show of class

[@tessi233]

"Schreiben se heut isch unser Dozent fascht gschtorben eh" xDDD

[@tonikaiser2823]

wir hams gesehen

[@luis9089]

Oh man ich hab das video 5 mal geschaut und ich kann noch nicht gut verstehen, was er sagt. Warum??? :(

[@Lena-rd4ey]

Soll man es dir übersetzen? :D

[@Lena-rd4ey]

Beta mal 5 Volt. Okay? Und das löse ich jetzt nach Beta auf. Okay? Oh shit. Wow. Pfhuuuu. Haben wir das auf Video!?? Ah geil! Oh shit ey. Whoa. Okay also ich Putz wieder Tafel. Also gehts weiter. Sehen Sie es so, das heißt mindestens, dass die Tafel mal endlich repariert wird. Ja ist doch geil! So! Alle nochmal beruhigt. Ich noch nicht so ganz (beruhigt). Ah geht schon. Ähm. (Ist Ihnen etwas passiert?) Nein es ist (nichts)... aber ist schon... ja. Schreiben Sie: Heute ist unser Dozent fast gestorben ey! Ja. Gott sei Dank war ich vorher noch auf dem Klo, sonst hätte ich mir noch in die Hose gemacht, wahrscheinlich.

[@luis9089]

@@Lena-rd4ey sehr lieb von dir, danke :D

[@ninosmn3012]

Er könnte auch ein Comedian sein hahah 😂

[@tz7353]

Der typ erinnert an felix lobrecht! :D

[@carina6594]

Ist echt so😂

[@elliskillzzYOUTUBE]

@@tz7353 is hald echt so

[@lisabacker6530]

Ich meins Ernst hahahaha

[@ahmetyilmaz8391]

Ich dachte kurzzeitig sogar dass es Fake ist und er wirklich Comedian ist 😂

[@Lucas-hk4nm]

Naja, egal wie gefährlich Hauptsache wir haben‘s auf Kamera xD

[@skytrymotion]

Lucas S ahahahahah, echt so

[@iMEDIAproductionsLux]

Lucas S f

[@MrBlayZe]

JAA 😂😂✌

[@Lucas-hk4nm]

LOL 1,9Tsd Likes..

[@kimberlyspferdewelt5215]

Lucas S ist es echt nur mir aufgefallen das die Tafel zuerst hoch ging ????

[@scrowfunk8109]

love how the first thing he's worried about after almost being decapitated is if he had gotten that on video or not

[@AlgoCurioso2.0]

All this years I didn’t know that I knew how to read German numbers

[@dr.schuusch9142]

...

[@ophie71]

Should I tell them?

[@saulmoment4008]

Should we tell him

[@papapotato1875]

Should someone tell the repliers?

[@saulmoment4008]

@@papapotato1875 we know, we know.

[@zainabali7386]

that one student who brought deathnote instead of his note

[@HarpreetSingh-mf9qj]

hey can you tell me what's that thing 0:41 with which he's drying the board's surface

[@rushilgupta7987]

@@HarpreetSingh-mf9qj it’s a wiper

[@boleyn8463]

You sir, has the best comment. I almost chuckled.

[@returneefromthemoon]

@@HarpreetSingh-mf9qj I think it's window squeezer or something like that

[@asiandod325]

@@rushilgupta7987 You. You are a genius.

[@EyeTea]

All I know is that that backboard wasn’t made in Germany.

[@narsimhas1360]

like the berlin airport?

[@somethingelse9228]

And a railway expansion project?

[@paxundpeace9970]

Probably it was.

[@akarshpriyam8474]

Chinese product 🤣😂

[@blueblood-_-]

*greenboard*

[@georgewbushcenterforintell147]

A real man of science . Not concerned if anyone or him is hurt just wanted to make sure that it was recorded for later

[@2fifty533]

how the fuck would that hurt anyone? it literally didn't touch anyone lol what are you on about

[@zetaralli]

Me: searching my bag to find a notebook so I can write down the notes The teacher when I look up at the board: 00:37

[@ucd389]

Underated comment😂

[@yashvisingh4942]

Hahahahahahaha

[@mareshbm2731]

Wait....do you search your bag?

[@Bangaudaala]

I think you mean "look down" XD

[@jeronimselles7840]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@modelllichtsysteme]

This stuff isn't easy and look what happens to the blackboard 😄

[@nortongartino4602]

The calculation was so hard even the chalkboard can't keep up

[@CartoonyPirate]

"Give me subs" -Verified members in 2021

[@mattedriellebarberan6554]

@@nortongartino4602 LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@pricesmith8450]

Yeah, heavy stuff.

[@jridge98]

Believe it or not but that stuff is actually pretty easy, granted you know what you're looking at.

[@adityaagrawal8717]

0:05 The board slowed for just a few milliseconds, enough for him to react and move back.

[@NEHAGUITAR]

Phew 😌

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

How polite.

[@impmadness]

I think at most it would’ve hit his hand... very hard

[@agentp9900]

That random help he did to a student paid for tat lol

[@daweller]

maybe a ghost?

[@Mis7erSeven]

Der Dozent: "Und das löse ich jetzt nach Beta auf." Die Tafel: "Ich glaube nicht."

[@kevinberger3501]

I guess “aw shit!” is part of the universal language 😂

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Ya

[@jeanvlinhares]

No, just a 1st world "íssue"

[@rooost9856]

@@jeanvlinhares no dude even bangladeshis say oh shit even those who cant speak english very well

[@tilsgee]

Time stamps?

[@jeanvlinhares]

@@rooost9856 As if one country makes up for the other 184 countries that don't say oh shit..PLEASE!

[@tietokone8796]

"Are you alright?" "Yeah, yeah, i'm alright.... Write down: today, our lecture almost died, man" 0:54 dead 😭😭😭

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Sad sad

[@Omega710]

@@anonymous52638 Nougat?

[@_TiredMotherfucker_]

@@anonymous52638 why did u write it like that? If ur not black u shouldn't have it in your vocabulary. Writing it like that wont help u dude

[@jspace1764]

@@anonymous52638 whats wrong? U think u r funny?

[@Cassandrasoundslikecoolname]

Und dieser Dialekt dabei 😂😂

[@rumeysad6836]

Er stirbt fast. Niemand: Wirklich niemanden Dozent: wow geil wir haben’s auf Video!

[@ZenBuu04]

Vor allem weil er auch fast gestorben wäre 😂😂😂

[@adrizzle3352]

@@ZenBuu04 wenn dich die Tafel am Kopf trifft, stehen die Chancen nicht schlecht, dass das deine letzte Vorlesung war. Die normale Schultafel wiegt um die 50kg. Die hier ist noch schwerer, da größer

[@AqualungsBreath]

@@adrizzle3352 Bin zwar kein Physiker aber da die da runterbrettert kommt wohl noch eine exponentiale Gewichtserhöhung dazu.

[@captainmincemeat1432]

@@AqualungsBreath Was ist ein exponentiales Gewichtserhöhung?

[@lumice7154]

Das macht die Aussage des Dozenten noch lustiger

[@krishnapal0007]

Bro, the way the chalk diffused into the air gave it a Ghosty look!

[@zlols]

This lecturer was probably a comedian in his past life or something.

[@min_808]

???

[@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop1000]

@the_bearded_schlub 🤠

[@Escap1st7]

@the_bearded_schlub uncalled for

[@world_star_hacker_]

Did anyone realise the board was going up

[@vg6761]

@the_bearded_schlub not funny, didn't laugh

[@artpotato3743]

Teacher: almost gets hit by his own writing Also the teacher: Did we get that on video? SWEET

[@ChrisM-qo1jc]

he said that not for youtube views but so he can show to his boss and get it fixed

[@chaoticmoron-zl6nv]

@@ChrisM-qo1jc and also have proof for one hell of a family story the time a black board tried to kill me

[@zeno5419]

Blackboard be like: *"nope, we're gonna discuss this one"*

[@genia662]

underrated

[@maurice8180]

"you guys really think you've reached this level?!!"

[@tomatofruit3190]

rofl

[@lsudo]

Okay pro-fessor

[@manikantan4809]

🤣 this need more likes