Space Station 13: ZOMBIE TRAITOR

[@tarmok3756]

Chef is great for traitor rounds. So easy to get rid of "evidence"

[@ValdVincent]

I know, and on TG it's even more BS, cus only the captain has access to your kitchen.

[@Zantetsu13]

Tex, we've seen you cooking in SS13. Any and all traitor business does not hold a candle to the nefariousness you normally get to in the kitchen while cooking "normally", if you can even call it that.

[@DMgrue1996]

Traitor task- just annoy people. Sounds like a normal day on goon.

[@corwinhyatt519]

"Zombies in the chapel. Oh that reminds me it is the holidays." ROFL!!!!

[@MrBingogogo]

Those zombies bit into an extra spicy Checkers.

[@EggLordTobias]

You never really became a zombie traitor. You just exploded.

[@matthewscotti5602]

Nice Steve1989MRE reference ya tucked away there :p

[@theblackpantslegion]

lets get this out on a tray

[@CMDR_Remus]

@@theblackpantslegion NICE.

[@snurkle_dorf4091]

even after two years of playing SS13 I still panic every time I get antag.

[@therealscarhomie]

holy shit, a double serving on the main man himself, merry christmas bud.

[@theblackpantslegion]

Merry Christmas, friendo

[@villainus957]

Hehe, thank you Tex, your SS13 antics make my crappy Christmas much more fun. I hope you're having a glorious day with all those you choose to share your life with.

[@tarmok3756]

Found the channel a few days ago and already watched a ton of older stuff. First newish vid I'm actually watching ^^

[@FudTron5000]

lets get that out onto a tray...nice

[@sentientpackofcigarettes4697]

I like that honking of the bells at the start.

[@chrisb3585]

Merry Christmas 🎄 Also that into music is awesome.

[@QT-Sei]

Goon is so schizophrenic that I'm glad I don't have to play on it to experience the madness -- even if that experience is secondhand. Thank you Tex!

[@Puma1Sunfire1]

Tex you should have added some Amaris' Finest Meat Sauce: with 8000% recommended daily MSG

[@damianmaddox4334]

Merry Coofsmas!

[@Ozymandias2x]

And a happy Wuhanukkah!

[@dr.strangelove9815]

Merry Coofsmas 2.0, when will the fun end?

[@Luminary_Morning]

Glorious, as usual. Merry Christmas, Tex.

[@brayachdragonbane7529]

the spooky music was too perfect for the 'chef' working on his 'masterpieces'

[@Ozymandias2x]

The soundtrack easily made everything twice as funny.

[@GretchenDawntreader]

11:00 for any curious that creepy music is Adagio in G Minor by Albinoni, which I only know as it was featured in an episode of Space: 1999 to set a mood of someone who'd been drifting for TOO LONG in an escape pod before randomly happening upon Moonbase Alpha for that week's episode. Space Sargasso or something. It was a long time ago but I liked the music, because it is a huge mood.

[@Hurricanelive]

If I am ever tortured to death, I hope it is by a man with a voice as calm and soothing as yours... with a plate of rat sushi beside me.

[@Spoidah]

heck yeah, catching the christmas dump live as it plops

[@theblackpantslegion]

Its a magical thing every year

[@graywolfalphaone]

That's one spicy meatball that zombie bit into at the end.

[@steveharrison76]

I wonder if it’s possible to fill the kitchen with gas, light it on fire and cook all the food to perfection all in one go.

[@Gigas0101]

Merry Christmas, Tex. Nothing says Space Station 13 quite like doing your job while the sounds of hell unfold around you. I'mma make some rat leather sushi and space and soup as well, that looked delish. Also best horror line ever spoken: "Zombies are everyone! Zombies are everywhere!" -R.P. Checkers.

[@America_Yea]

9:39 you put the space cola in the soup pot. Ranolph wanders around looking for his can for a few solitary minutes that he just shoved whole in the pot alongside the ants. soup of sodacan and ants a space station 13 delicacy.

[@NDLV]

Moar SS13! A VERY merry Christmas

[@nousername2986]

I think its funny that Tex defaults to victorian era speech when in character

[@jamesc.2054]

19:32 Wojciech Kilar's "Vampire Hunters" from Copola's '92 Dracula film. That was bugging the hell out of me.

[@Dr-Weird]

WOO DUMP TIME. I've been waiting for this all year

[@robintst]

I'm pretty sure that creepy music, or at least part of it, was Icarus Dream Suite by Yngwie Malmsteen.

[@xxWoebiexx]

Thanks to your post I found it. The song you mention is based on Adagio in G Minor.

[@robintst]

@@xxWoebiexx Interesting. Honestly didn't know he based it on anything. Not that surprising as it was on his very first album when he was much younger and probably had no problem with being more derivative. It's the best song on that album too in my opinion.

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

Tex ASMR is best ASMR

[@yggdrasilburnes]

*RANDOM ANNOUNCEMENT of QUESTIONABLE RELATION:* BRIGADOR IS ON SALE ON STEAM TIL JAN 5TH. Context? The devs got buried on released because it wasn't a lame twin-stick shooter, and even now, it's still super underappreciated. If any of you like Battletech, 40k, or just dark sci fi in general, please support them. The story the game is built around is as unobtrusive as it is seriously fleshed out. The whole game is basically an interplanetary war crime simulator. Merry Christmas and shit.

[@jackcaffrey8493]

zombies are everyone

[@DonaldWWitt]

@Zoomer Waffen And then Checkers was a Crater...

[@fuchnorris6277]

There a rat in the kitchen what I'ma gonna do

[@GretchenDawntreader]

"legally edible" :)

[@hidereowo2576]

Fun fact. The best chefs put mind breaker toxin in their sushi rolls. And offer and drink with a hint of LSD with it.

[@Sherudons]

To be fair, there are places that DO serve ant soup and sauces, also mice and rats, this is not a joke, it exists... So this is believable

[@dustyeg]

this sushi asmr is pretty enjoyable

[@Pink_Noodle]

Has anyone tried turning vomit into jelly beans as chef yet? It might be a way to have "sustainable development" of station "food"

[@thedoc7184]

I like the. 11:00 music

[@fuchnorris6277]

Merry Christmas good people of the black pantaloons

[@CDplaya80]

Mr. Pants of black, I have a request for you. Get the infinity guantlet, insert the gall stone, profit.

[@KeyboardWario]

Terrific

[@tssteelx]

Just out of curiosity have you ever tried to talk to the kitchen rat? Like in ratatooie?

[@theblackpantslegion]

Yes I have

[@tssteelx]

@john smith from puff the magic dragon....

[@umdadvocate]

The intro music made me shake uncontrollably, please send help.

[@fuchnorris6277]

You can order sushi on Christmas in case you didn't know

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

😉👍

[@CatsWithShoes]

ermagerd its spessman tex

[@mikecampos1193]

Merry Christmas to all of you and happy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa get along or the hobos will come.

[@shlappymac2926]

MORE PRESENTS!!! FUUUUCK YEAAAAAHHHHH! THANKS MY SLIM DIGITY CHILI DAWG

[@jimnpen8451]

Epic

[@Tory-JJ]

CHEF!!! TRY TO REMEMBER THE BASICS OF... C! Q! C!

[@jackcaffrey8493]

catJAM

[@trashtalkterry2133]

Ok

[@papaibrcgamer2643]

ZOMBIES SUCKS

[@rindisomanly4092]

Many varieties are eaten both fresh (the whole pod, and the immature beans may or may not inside) or shelled (immature seeds, mature and fresh seeds, or mature and dried seeds). Numerous legumes look similar, and have become naturalized in locations across the world, which often lead to similar names for different species.