Space Station 14: Cargo common sense

[@ampeater777]

Exactly what you want to hear in pitch black darkness: power drill whining, wet squelching, loud thumping, and copious amounts of screaming

[@kolman3178]

A fitting end for a ss14 shift. Hail Cargonia!

[@Oi1Suzy]

Normal shift

[@redrichmond8485]

Power Drills, Farting, and Screaming in the Dark: The Space Station 14 Story.

[@iller3]

_"That was a bomb"_ _"...Anyways, "_ **doesn't follow up or ask questions**

[@conorjasper5814]

That's just what you do in Space Station. Are you Sec or Engi? No? Don't worry about it.

[@das_gruuben]

The head gasket in my truck blew last night and I'm eating breakfast before walking to work. Thanks to the stalwart crew of SS13 for showing me that my day could always be worse.

[@judaspreest0]

Botany is weird. When I started playing I chose to learn there. It's all space weed, killer tomatoes and an angry chef constantly asking for produce. And drinking green stuff.

[@andrewgreeb916]

It's not all space weed and killer tomatoes, don't forget the drug kingpins, gun runners, and the actual damn treehuggas. When you do botany you make the hydroponics lab do what you want, but please do at least grow some stuff for the chef they like to have fun too, instead of becoming a maints meat mugger.

[@theghostinthemachine]

In defense of my preferred job as a Chef: getting vending-refills from cargo is at best a crapshoot, and FORGET about ordering meat/veggies from them... Every once in a while I can get Salvage to kick all the corpses of stuff they kill into a shuttle if I go and drag it back to my lair- errr kitchen... But that's like maybe 1/15 shifts I can get em to do that... Botany is really the only reliable source of ingredients other then the constant supply of Rats.

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

Tex: Mr Trains days are numbered. Mr Train: Oh really? Maybe i need to call my cousin from the island of Sodor.

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

lol

[@csmead209]

God damn it Mr. Train.

[@ComfyDiz]

8:30 "He's - like a slime person. If he doesn't hydrate he'll get gross" Had me fuckin tearing up Holy shit.

[@JPG.01]

Hail Cargonia! Writing this comment on 12:38 am on Tukayyid day. I offer my words in remembrence of the day when Space AT&T won against the weirdos from the deep periphery.

[@bthsr7113]

And the day salvage teams wept tears of germanium. Hail Cargonia indeed.

[@iller3]

_"I don't care how many Highlanders they send, I'm not paying that phone bill"_ - signed, a Clan Main

[@steelshanks1265]

Never Forget... 5/20/3052

[@Ihasanart]

If airlines are going to charge us for gas station food then they should at least offer us actual gas station food, like hot chips, sausage rolls and meat pies, all food that are orders of magnitude better than the shite they currently serve.

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

Cabbage rolls and Coffee.

[@rallywagon261]

Like a pasty? I agree, but it better have beef qubes instead of hamburger.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

They're abhorrent anymore. My mother paid for a first-class trip, and the f*ckers didn't even serve a meal on a 7 hour flight. United can suck a fat one.

[@vaelophisnyx9873]

don't forget they have to salt the fucking hell out of that food; airline cabin pressure makes your taste buds malfunction and salt is the only thing that really cuts through it

[@DibsAtraiyu]

Ya... Meaning gas station food would be perfect. Give me a tornado taquito. Or a buffalo ranch Chicken stick

[@Zerotan]

Jazz bomb defusal: It's all about the wires you DON'T cut...

[@DadalorianCreates]

one of the best episodes was when you had no idea you were an android. Suddenly look for a heart beat and you did not have one... freaking pricelesss....

[@madcrowlad3635]

Love how nobody questions the fact theres a trash panda hanging int he cargo bay.

[@NikovK]

Oh god I have also put in enough years to retire from Nanotrasen. As a Chief Engineer too. This whole time my wife thought I was a loser...

[@ermacorsomething]

“Thats a penguin. It has a bomb in it!” *giant explosion*

[@Cowboycomando54]

Outland was great, thanks for the movie recommendation.

[@GlobalSaber.]

The mime just wanted some last minute Crayola from Cargo 😥

[@mrfronzen]

Sseth's video introduced me to ss13, but your many, many cargo shifts made me love it and give it an actual try, and a couple days ago downloaded ss14 and, even tho it lacks some of the content (genetics 😔), i'm falling in love again with the qol features and pixel movement. So thank you :)

[@teddywoods6463]

Remember Tukayyid!!!

[@kevinkorenke3569]

Ive been a BPL lurker for long time and just joined the aux. Paying extra attention to these and learning "how to" as it seems SS14 is a very common group event.

[@Superschokokeks]

Oh wow ss14 really looks like an improvement over 13. I have to check it out. Thanks for reminding me it is always worth it to watch your videos

[@hatt5350]

Ctrl + Enter, Tex - otherwise no commit to paper, this is space Linkedin!

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

Is that Hatt!!!

[@hatt5350]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 omg Psydoc noticed me! :D

[@haikuart6317]

Love your space station vids, Tex. I'm so glad you still make them. It always makes my day when I see a new one uploaded. I also got into SS because of your vids, so thanks lol.

[@randomcontent2205]

Been watching since a couple years ago. Thanks BPL and Tex, the whole dang crew is pretty cool. These little videos have brought me some light in times of darkness, and I just want to say thanks, so... thanks guys and gals and whatevers. Keep on shitposting, it makes a diff. There are some charities that can testify to the power of shitposting :) That's awesomecoool. Blessed be, internet denizens.

[@Gordulan]

First time poster, long time watcher. Been listening to the podcast on my walks to work and got to the interview with mr. welch and the whole mystara 5e thing. I have to thank you for having him on, as I wouldn't have known a 5e adaptation of the setting existed in the first place if not for the BPL podcast. Can finally have an easy to use and adapted to the 5e rules setting that isn't "the overremembered realms" or Eberron to use with the people who are not turbonerds within my social group. Thank you for your work, I appreciate it greatly.

[@Lulzor]

Hey man, I love watching your longer form (hours+) videos when I go to sleep. They always paint a really cool picture to fall asleep to. I've "seen" the 8 hour video probably 50 or so times now. I can't wait to see more. Here's to another 45 years of space stationing. And a pension.

[@steelshanks1265]

This Episode is Gold... Pure Gold Mr. Tex...

[@AncientSlugThrower]

When did a laser weapon enter the equation? Total absurdity sliding into complete madness. Thanks for the video.

[@Sherudons]

I know right.. I've even seen most of them myself...and not just the best of. It's not a wasted life if you enjoyed it, and are still around for another round.

[@EliseSanVorgon]

Cargonia glorious Cargonia

[@perplexingplatypus3393]

Thanks for being around, BPL. Brightens my day.

[@chrischase2508]

this is why you always side with cargo all jobs depend on it, and its security

[@Archangelm127]

Yeah, Cargonia is not a terrorist organization. It's a semi-organized crime syndicate. 🤣

[@ashtiboy]

it also has very deep ties to the goon squads across the internet as well. this incudes eve online by the way. so if you mess with the black pants legaon and cargoina then the goons squads will get a bit mad and bacly swoop in to deal with the stuff.

[@ashtiboy]

also its more like a multiuversal worker union acatly.

[@bthsr7113]

I like to imagine Tex shaking his fist as he grumbles, "mr. train."

[@talonfoulker6563]

You got me into this game and I've been working through all of your videos ! I also enjoy your battletech videos aswell!

[@jimmytwoshoes5271]

"you don't have to watch them.." me who watches them daily to watch them all

[@nickkolai8965]

Nice to here you sir...

[@skoosc]

The raccoon just chillin in cargo the whole time

[@lordradin8549]

Nuclear farts is always a good Shift to watch

[@EricDKaufman]

back to what works... SS14 LOL got to love the improved mobility LOL Oh! its Perceval Good to know.

[@beylethdirons2160]

Hail Cargonia!

[@Xenotrickster]

Was watching a different ss14 video about someone trying to build outside and it was very cold. I had to mention to them that if Randolph was running Engineering, it wouldn't be so cold.

[@mikecampos1193]

He's just QM with a dream about CARGONIA and maybe better paycheck.

SPEHS.

[@mattmelton7389]

MAN

[@Agora2021]

What a chaotic end.

[@TheAzial]

Loved it.

[@episode2935]

Every time i roll qm, i get no cargo tech to work with and all of my miners don't do shit except searching for lethal weapons on expeditions and threatening security with it, getting arrested in the process. Spend 2 shifts carrying all of the fucking cargo while doing paperwork, and i'm done with that shit

[@Alex-ip1dn]

Thats good space man

[@defaultusername6356]

OUTLAND MENTIONED LETS GO WE LOVE SHOTGUNS IN SPACE

[@Thought_Criminality]

Ive seen all of them atleast 3-4times all of them hold up today still.

[@FlyingWithSpurts]

I have gotten a kick out of watching the older vids

[@mattg5852]

I’m kind of surprised Tex didn’t set up a battletech vid for today

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

HAIL C A R G O N I A !!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊✊👍

[@Slythis1985]

Oh hey! This is the round that the New Arrivals Shuttle yeeted me into Deep Space 5 minutes into the round.

[@Shepard2185]

"NEVER FORGET" We haven't!

[@router_BasedUser]

The more I look at this, the more I realise how much of either a powergamer, or a speed freak I am. Bless the day you outclick the AI players when they appear.

[@Ninjanoto2]

right when im about to go to bed. welp will have to watch later

[@RavenWolffe77]

Coward. It's 3am and I'm watching it anyways!

[@Mak10z]

Oh.. its a zombie penguin! and it has a bomb! LOL

[@Oi1Suzy]

I mean, it'd be disappointing if it didn't have a bomb.

[@Anthony-qe8lr]

It’s May the 20th. Pay your bills or the miner gets it.

[@andrewgreeb916]

Whoever thought through the automated trade station did not think it through very well... Like you can just tow it back to station, some servers put the ats in ftl space to at least make you travel there.

[@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer]

I finished the playlist, 4 days ago.

[@RealArcalian]

Oh yeah, I remember Outlander

[@TheModmc]

made me watch outland/10

[@cmndrwolf291]

happy tukiiad day.

[@jeremyszpicki491]

Your term of Service is 20years in the CM. Or *100 **deployments? (*Depending on your role it may be lower) (**Term may be incorrect) Your NT contract says you can only retire if your dead.

[@e-train765]

HAIL CARGONIA!!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@Bully_Bravo1382]

Tex, I own a copy of Outland on VHS. I have owned it for 2 decades and first watched the same copy as a teenager. That and I'm 1.5 yrs older than you and was the child of scifi nerd. I must ask; Am I the only one that has seen and loved the movie Zardoz...??.....

[@Shotgun_Gospel]

It's truly impressive that you've managed to play a game for over a decade, became the most famous player of that game, while avoiding getting better at it in any way. Remarkable.

[@gabrote42]

0:33 I confirm

[@lenorevanalstine1219]

is it bad that every time tex says hail cargonia my brain yells miners dont die

[@hortonhearsahunter]

Has Checkers canonically aged as well?

[@jackcaffrey8493]

Theres so many zingers in this one

[@666karva]

Today is a good day. Good day!

[@hbicgrizzly8212]

number 3 on the likes!

[@tastyalarm2852]

Is it possible to join the BPL server?

[@jurgenhabicht3204]

How to join tho

[@graydeath9755]

Didn't you blow the station up last time?

[@Somerandomguy524]

What is this game? I think I am in too deep.

[@Schmidtstone]

Among us.

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

It's too bad Wiz and the people running this server will ban you for such much as sneezing, explains why every run is a skeleton crew for about 60% of the sessions.

[@darksaber2k]

He's on their own BPL server, Wiz don't run it.

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

@@darksaber2k thankfully.

[@lhrosts7082]

Wizden is anarchy exemplified compared to the shit Russian servers dole out on a regular basis.

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

@@lhrosts7082 russian servers are based.

[@lhrosts7082]

@@sixmillionisimpossible oh, you're one of *those*

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Come back to comments Tex lol

[@hexfighter2012]

Hail Cargonia!

[@thefailtrain08]

Hail Cargonia!