Space Station 14: Tales from Cargonia

[@RandgrisAlmark]

Everything is fine until Cargonia releases a Shipping Manifesto.

[@Ozymandias2x]

"Shipping Manifesto" is way funnier than it should be.

[@RoKKr023i]

"guess he's not talkative" *Dual wields shotguns, blasting that nukie into spaghetti on the floor* "neither am i"

[@samadams2203]

Extra fun since that guy sprayed his automatic everywhere to no effect. Remember kids, shot placement counts.

[@yggdrasilburnes]

​@samadams2203 SS14, being a much less functional game, might have something to do with it.

[@SteelValyrian]

Omg the barman at the start of the revolution. "Drinks for the road gentlemen?"

[@muutari]

"A revolution" Thwoomp That was satisfying as fuck

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Yeah it was! 🤣

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

The correct term for the China Lake is "Bloop".

[@Mast3rB3ard]

@@TheNerdForAllSeasons its more of a FWOOMP

[@CowCommando]

We're 3 minutes in and there's already over half a dozen mosin's in play.

[@tacitidesong]

"Sometimes you just gotta fart real bad." -Randolph P. Checkers.

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

I just wanna say, Mr Tex/ Mr. Checkers, that your videos have and are getting me through some tough times. My dad got through a pretty serious surgery and the waiting is scary, videos like these keep my mind off bad thoughts. Thank you for your work and I wish you and your friends a fantastic week.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

We all wish you the best!

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 Thank you! He's gotten through it and is recovering well, it's been rough but we're getting through it

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 He is doing well! He's getting along on the road to recovery

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

@@psydocthepsyduck8382 Thank you so much! He made it through very well and is recovering remarkably fast!

[@thespider7898]

Those are the best times to boot up Space Station 14 and just focus on being someone else for a while

[@JohnSmith-uz6xo]

Having played some ss14 it's nice to see it taking shape and at long last we can move away from the jank that was Byond. But Byond was not all bad, it was simple and meant people with limited programming talent could build and contribute to things and it really helped foster some community spirit. I hope SS14 goes the same way.

[@RouterChain]

HAIL CARGONIA!!!!

[@brianlawler6173]

Tex, the Mantle goes with the dress outfit, for ceremony.... like when you kill the passenger who keeps breaking in

[@BurningSpear213]

Some timestamps: 0:00 Glorious Gun Cargo (Reluctantly) Rises Again 5:10 Tex doing Cargo things and Fart Station 14 14:06 Ape problems 23:42 Tex doesn't find the nuke

[@Jayahhhh]

I remember being an e-magged cyborg in medical and convinced robotics to give the "Volunteers" cybernetic upgrades. All in all i was a limb crazed cyborg, dismembering limbs at the slight mention of medical help with morphine. No one died which i made definitely sure of. They just woke up with upgrades. I am or was a really fast medical borg.

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

Tex woke up today, and violence chose him.

[@craigwinter3792]

There's no way anyone is to blame for the Monkepacolypse. There's no way anyone saw releasing 30 monkeys would go poorly.

[@LordZakida]

JFC that Thousand March when the gunfire starts went hard af

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

HAIL CARGONIA!!!!!!📦📦📦📦📦📦🤪👍

[@mikecampos1193]

I have a feeling this was not Randolph P Checkers first rodeo he is QM for a reason.

[@VeneratedSon]

The Aliens vid was amazing.

[@AdmiralSenn]

Loving the new editing choices. It makes it so much easier to follow what's going on.

[@imperiallarch7610]

11:20 I was really hoping that clicking Sell with a person on the platform would sell them, lmao Edit: If that atmos tech can lock the monkey chamber and siphon the atmosphere, why did they need a gun? XD

[@CplSpider]

Can we get some full vids of engineering? Longer! Longer! ✊️

[@Archangelm127]

Engi is pretty boring at the moment, since the power meta is fucked. Still fun (I main CE), but it's mostly quiet in Engi itself.

[@haydenrobbie7368]

now that's a start to an episode!!!

[@Maestro_Himself]

Hey, I can hear the quake 2 soundtrack from here! Nice.

[@Snow-Foot]

"I can order a black & decker booty wrecker 9 billion."

[@Zerotan]

You either get Mosun livin' or get Mosun dyin'.

[@faydetoblack]

19:45 Bustin makes me feel good

[@steelshanks1265]

Oh ye can be Space Dwarfs now in SS14! I may have to play now...

[@natethelate4553]

Yay more ss13

[@CplSpider]

14* 😝

[@e-train765]

HAIL CARGONIA!!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@Coconut-219]

Funny meme game OSTs in SS13 soundfont, great.

[@plot6520]

This is why security needs to lock down cargo like the animals they are.

[@dependent-ability8631]

sometimes a caged animal will bite the hardest

[@plot6520]

@@dependent-ability8631 Vigilance is key

[@mikecampos1193]

Wagie Cagie fight back this the lesson here.

[@talonfoulker6563]

Oh are those nuke ops oh well calmly walks away

[@elijahsnow3119]

As 99 red balloons go by! Happy nuclear fire day boys! Hope you brought marshmallows.

[@Mast3rB3ard]

hey at least you found the nuke!

[@mrcat8391]

good day

[@uberstrike3404]

Praise Z0RG

[@Archangelm127]

Praise z0rg.

[@Ninjanoto2]

im a simple man. i see a video about tex playing what he loves i click play

[@toddkatz9700]

It's been a bit since Mr. Tex has uploaded an SS13 vid. I remember whe used to upload these all the time, and i still crave maple-flavored bacon logs. Still, I prefer the more sporadic uploads of it, knowing that he isn't burning the candle at both ends anymore.

[@Daemascus]

I got shot by so many mosins...

[@PiratePawsLive]

How does one join the private bpl server? Playing on the public ones is often hell :(

[@WBPL76]

join the AUX and apply in the ss13 channel pins

[@TheShadowBoi]

This some cyberpunk action happening here hahaha.

[@666karva]

yes

[@ZacHawkins42]

I wonder if the cheapass shitebox bottom-of-the-line chromebook I bought specifically to start playing SS13 on will run this?

[@05Matz]

SS14 is pretty lightweight... I know servers can be HOSTED off Raspberry Pis... not as sure about the client... Website says 64-bit x86 machine and OS, 2GB RAM, OpenGL 3.3, 512MB disk space. Linux needs OpenAL and Freetype (might have another dependency or two to get the MIDI working), Windows apparently needs Windows 10 1607 or above and the VC++ 2015 Redistributable installed. I don't know much about your Chromebook, but as long as it's 64-bit x86 it should probably work? Unfortunately, they've only got ARM builds of the Linux headless server, not the client.

[@ZacHawkins42]

@@05Matz I went ahead and tried it... 12 to 20 fps, but it runs!!!

[@pieppy6058]

SS14 is a port built specifically to lighten SS13

[@pieppy6058]

@@ZacHawkins42low res viewport?

[@ZacHawkins42]

@@pieppy6058 Not really sure what that means, bit of a Luddite here, but it runs well enough to work until I upgrade to a better pc 👍

[@DrAnimePhD]

Okay I need to try SS14 now

[@mikecampos1193]

CARGONIA always stands it ground and weirdly enough they don't do it because they have to it's because no one's paying them enough or help them out.

[@ih7729]

Comply, or get Mosin-ed. So damn good.

[@adambenk0]

SS14 is still not released on Steam. How can I play it ?

[@Llangion]

I quite like this game

[@thespartanmk1]

0:20 Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things

[@samissleepy]

What sever do you play on?

[@FryingMike]

Bruh I been on a ss streak and ya not been recommended, I had to recommended by boat bomber?

[@PewKittens]

A Ssethtzeentach cross over? Incredible

[@mikecampos1193]

Hey hey people!

[@yggdrasilburnes]

Ogumba Mbikeh?

[@iller3]

a what?... I thought the greytide **always** made Tex irrationally full of Rants and vinegar

[@Oi1Suzy]

Just another day...

[@Sh1tbagActual]

I feel like Cargonia has the most tightly knit culture on any station. Like it doesn’t matter what happens, Cargo’s ride or die.

[@jakzine540]

NOT HAMLET!!

[@darkjack164]

why is AOE2 music playing!!! in space, in cargoina!!