Bleach (S) Abridged Soundtrack #3 - Rap Battle: Mayuri Vs Ishida

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[@edwardmass4466]

"Quincies are as dead as your sense of rhyme." A few years back, us readers thought this too.

[@bradleybarnett1469]

Remember when we thought Quincies only had bows?

[@blackowl3729]

@@bradleybarnett1469 I remember that

[@bradleybarnett1469]

@ForestofTooMuchFood XD. Until they whip out Gatling Guns, Sniper Rifles, Bakai-stealing tools, and everything else they pull out lol

[@yugfus]

@@bradleybarnett1469 The amount of new abilities and tools the Quincy showed up with was insane!

[@Sum.Black.Man420]

i think his best line was "i'd rather diesct a bount then a quincy" bount as in the filler and damn

[@TheGohan011]

"NOW WHICH ONE OF US IS INSANE?!" Pretty sure it's still you, Mayuri.

[@peppydogdog12]

but like, this fight did really foreshadow the fact that Quincies are fucking terrifying with how Uryu almost killed Mayuri using incomplete quincy powers

[@painvillegaming4119]

If it was anybody other then mayuri they would maybe be death

[@chrislovato7141]

@@painvillegaming4119 to be fair he's a scientist, not a fighter

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@chrislovato7141 also this is actually mayuri only lost in the series every other fight he had he won no difficulty

[@maskereard6344]

@@painvillegaming4119 he struggled against pernidas

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@maskereard6344 oh so the only other guy that gave him a fight is the literal hand of God and he still won

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

Mayuri's brain: i want to disect you. Mayuri: say nice things!! Mayuri's brain: never.

[@MizzMDN11]

"I'd rather dissect a Bount than a Quincy." That was low even for you Kurotsuchi.

[@kylacardinal7365]

I just finished bount arc on netflix

[@Sum.Black.Man420]

yea my mouth got pog after hearing that for the first time

[@Sum.Black.Man420]

@@kylacardinal7365 this is me i was on the wrong accountj

[@Orangeninja5000]

"A Reaper will never ever fall to a Quincy." "We'd know if you didn't hide in Soul Society." Someone call the Fourth Division, we've got a bad case of a BURN

[@B0K0691]

hahaha

[@Soot_Smiles]

Fall*

[@B0K0691]

That's the reference to the last arc where quincies obliterated soul society

[@lordliquiir2345]

"I'd rather disect a bount than a quincy" burn also

[@novablanco6472]

OHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Stasis_lmao]

"You're a captain thats cute but you can't deny you only got it 'cuz kisuke went awry" gonna need a senzu for that one

[@Theedanishviking]

I senz-u've watched DBZA? XD

[@jonathanlynch8089]

Sensu beean

[@beauregardwhitney7830]

Krillin owned count: yes

[@terra249594372]

SENZU BEAN!!!!!

[@Sum.Black.Man420]

gonna a senzu plus a pokemon burn heal

[@justas423]

"The final Quincy is croaking" *Laughs in Yhwach*

[@Sum.Black.Man420]

HAHAHAHAHHAH i read this and im almost out of voice

[@ayame8095]

Laughs in Jugram’s attendant, NaNaNa, Giselle, Candice, Meninas, Liltotto, Ryuken, Uryu, Ichigo, Karin, Yuzu, Kazui, sort of Hikone and likely a large amount of fodder that hasn’t yet been wiped out by Hallibel’s army

[@marcomilillo2001]

​@@ayame8095 fuck Nanana

[@coolfungamerz6447]

@@ayame8095I forget abt the hybrid Ichigos race is even listed as human (Quincy) on the wiki

[@beybladerocks7]

seriously how have I not known about this abridged series until now

[@ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip]

Kyle Williams I Know right! I just now discovered this

[@trentdavis404]

Found it out in 2016 best discovery I've made

[@moonpiepeden298]

At least you found it, I just found this series. I am loving it, but wish I had found MUCH sooner.

[@shifferulqiorra0]

You can thank me for that

[@sonicdragneel2418]

Don't feel bad look at me

[@law6087]

and all these sick ryhmes cost me was my Quincy powers forever

[@raymondherrera6301]

sacrifice

[@justas423]

So that was a fucking lie.

[@justas423]

@@jonathanlynch8089 since when was Uryu a main character?

[@ipsyc]

@@justas423 when wasnt he ? The main "character" is basically a cumulation of the 5 band man ... ichigo,rukia,chad,orihime,ishida and renji as the 6th "ranger" with kone as "alpha 2" and urahara as "zordon"

[@ramblingentertained]

Marius Ene thank you

[@DarkLord_Mars]

“Quincies are as dead as your rhymes.” The foreshadowing.....

[@roberthohman4637]

I hope when he meets Szyapporo Granz (Los Noches arc) it turns into another rap battle XD

[@Ashley80005]

Yeah, that would be awesome! :)

[@lordcommissar7813]

Robert Hohman i hope so this was great

[@Samuraibryce43]

A three way rap battle uryu myuri and szayalaporo against each other. The best day in abridged history

[@mikazukisparda911]

FUCK YES!!!

[@MrKakuzukun]

With benji trying to freestyle but he sucks XD

[@adjarteydorh6918]

This is absolutely flawless

[@ayitssyaboi1443]

and all that cost him was his quicy powers...ssssacrificccee

[@bamicinder7635]

And Mayuri didn't even die there, not worth. Report for inting. Jk XD

[@JaneDark94]

"You modified your body to gross extents" "I wonder how much of a *man* is left?" sick burn!

[@guythat779]

People tend to forget kurutuchi killed 5 of his squad memebers with a bomb trying to kill ryu and orihime

[@bleachbleach4281]

"You only got in cuz kisuke went away" THE UGLY TRUTH!!!

[@bleachbleach4281]

"Hero goes nothing this is for Soken" REVENGE!!!

[@warrirornunluv801]

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLE OF ANIME!

[@jamnycrickets2285]

I want to see Renji vs Ichigo now 😂

[@cheyenneg-2357]

I was just about to say the same thing. ;)

[@demon2thousand443]

I want byakuya vs....well anyone really xD because I feel with how depressing they made him he would be hilarious trying to rap.

[@NEVERescapingLOVE]

turns out to secretly be the best rapper in the game. Dealing sick burns that only one as depressed as he can deal. He transcends are understanding of rape battles and dishes out refs to their failure, Lovecraft, and Poe. In a glory of pink flower petals, he slices them apart with his rhymes. He pierces the very fibers of their core and leaves them with no way to respond cause HE. WENT. THERE.

[@b._.coz.]

Alexis Hernandez Byakuya vs Zommari

[@JmanIsSoAwesome]

Shit this was amazing. Your entire abridged series is incredible.

[@pizzadevil2865]

Could you do a rap battle of Ichigo vs ulqiorra? Leave a like if you agree.

[@MrJay_White]

need to invent rap-screamo for that

[@se7enist]

Invent? That's been a thing.

[@MrJay_White]

... im scared to search for this, i expect pain, but my curiosity must be satisfied.

[@joevile240]

Ichigo's thing is haikus.

[@redfather5342]

ichigo vs hollow ichigo that would be kool

[@jampro250]

"The final quincy" I think he should do a recount

[@trentdavis404]

For someone who hates quincies you sure are good at quincing

[@plamenminchev6563]

I think they missed a spot... or 10. :D

[@billjohnson5807]

Or at least 32 (at this point in the story) I can think of not counting the foot soldiers

[@blackbunnie1389]

"I'm a soul reaper with a special set of skill Boi you look like you barely pay your bills" That part killed me and it was only 12 seconds into the video 😂

[@thatrandomguy12123]

This rap had no business being as fire as it is, I swear to fucking god.

[@bleachbleach4281]

"Couldn't find your own girl so you build a wrench" "your flow is the only leakle disease" URYU WON THIS RAP BATTLE WE ALL KNOW!!!

[@lordcommissar7813]

Bleach Bleach nah mayuri won

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

but the fight is tie...

[@dragonlord3376]

2:13 sure... a tie

[@izayoisakamaki6090]

Mayuri=destroyed, also LETS START A RIOT

[@guythat779]

Let's murder Christmas Let's murder Christmas

[@ChasehaWing]

ROCKING YOU WITH MY BANKAI!!!

[@dominicvancamp1562]

This is sponsored by *Josh groban*

[@uselessspectator9427]

Legit... I just randomly say the lyrics and feel so badass then realise nobody gets it... And keep saying the lyrics.

[@JaneDark94]

"Your flow is the only lethal desease!" *DAAAAAMN!*

[@carlosvilchis3552]

imagine byakugas emo raps

[@itseme4779]

Byakuya is so gonna be a mumble rapper

[@theinfinitestoryline7588]

@@itseme4779, pretty sure that'd be Tosen? At least unless Aizen (this Josh? Or this Groben?), Gin, and/or Ichigo were the ones listening... Incedently, those guys are the only ones who don't enjoy Tosen's bars. Everyone else? Next big dude on that scene!

[@tsunax1400]

WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS?

[@Supershadowman2001]

I want to see someone cosplay as mayuri and ishida and reenact this on stage

[@DepeIsClean]

what about the giant baby faced thing?

[@mystogan1607]

I'd like to see more Rap Battles. For example: Ichigo vs Renji Rukia vs Orihime Yoroichi vs Kisuke Aizen vs Byakuya I probably misspelled the names, but it should be obvious who I mean.

[@dizking743]

xD You got them all right, except for Yoruichi.

[@thethunder398]

I prefer Aizen vs Urahara And why not Zangetsu vs Kenpachi

[@DracoInduperator]

Who's Aizen, don't you mean Josh Groban?

[@nateprewitt2712]

Mystogan okay, I know this is old, but imagine chad rapping with his hype man in the back

[@wolfensteinassassin2744]

How about Mayuri vs that pink hair Espada I’m not even gonna try to spell that bastards name

[@kaitheking0x116]

Here goes nothing... this is for Soken Me: (orgasm) that. was . AWESOME

[@Ryder.Draconis]

Most satisfying bow shot ever at the end.

[@talliakara]

That line from Ishida about Hiding in soul society aged like fine wine

[@ChrisCipher]

Why aren't more people talking about "have you got no interest in your girlfriend? Maybe you'd like some orange-haired men?" and "you wouldn't be the first dead Quincy I saw, in fact I believe I met your dear grandpa"

[@johnmarston5811]

is it weird that this is kinda fire

[@Ashley80005]

This is my favorite cover of your series! I love watching it over and over again...awesome job...keep it up!

[@magicmingua]

one of the best parodys Ive ever seen

[@themilkman5004]

This is really good but it sounds weird without sound effects

[@ProjectMouthwash]

+John Chung These secondary music videos exist to show the song without sound effects or outside voice-over. The episode it comes from will always exist for those who want the SFX version(I agree though, I prefer it with SFX if visuals are attached).

[@aah2863]

I like listening to it without random explosions in the background.

[@matohibiki]

Then you probably won't like Michael Bay's new album...

[@bcfb21]

And all those hot rhymes cost me were my Quincy powers. Forever.

[@glaivelord6782]

Sacrifice

[@duskbringer4583]

Uryu: "You only got it because Kisuke went awry". Mayury: "BANKAI."

[@AtmoStk]

EDIT: Ignore it. Reminiscent of ERB's Gates vs Jobs (vs HAL 900)

[@ProjectMouthwash]

*eyes drift to the text at the start of the video*

[@VeenanNorvius]

probably had it off or was on mobile

[@AtmoStk]

Gack! Sorry, I didn't see it the first time.

[@mrummgoat53]

You know, the animation is also reminiscent of bleach

[@PhantomShadow224]

Ohhhhh shit bro, Mayuri got dunked on.

[@critJones]

I wish this had around a million views. It is the best rap battle ever.

[@TheRealTr0n]

We need more of these to fill my new addiction

[@King_Nihilus]

I can still hear the god dammit brain say nice things Brain: NEVER

[@DudeHunder]

tekking 101 need to watch this

[@GodsPoisonSamael]

Still one of the best things ive seen on youtube, and i love your abridging.

[@leeautry8148]

omg that last part i cant stop watching this

[@wa6837]

Nemu catching the random ass stray is always funny to me 😭

[@tylersmith3313]

“You couldn’t find your own girl so you built a wrench” did ishida really have to go there

[@soundaryakota]

I've Hiren-Got you 😂

[@__-fi6xg]

Wasnt expecting it. Surprised me, was awesome.

[@VENOMSTUDiO2]

You rock, sir

[@manuelmorell1466]

this is real anime rap battle. wish there is more battle scenes with a rap battle theme.

[@jamesbell1026]

its about time you uploaded this I've been waiting ever since you did the stream (blonde kid) 😄

[@ProjectMouthwash]

+James Bell Couldn't release it until the episode it was in was released.

[@tamperedmedia1]

This is up there with the opm deadpool trailer as videos I can't stop watching

[@Selixo-San]

“A reaper would never-ever fall to a Quincy.” Uryu: *letz stil* Mayuri: *dies*

[@nanaosabuohien5318]

one word.... GENIUS

[@Cabolt44]

ERB of Seireitei! This is just too awesome for me to express how awesome it is.

[@bradleybarnett1469]

Remember when Mayuri kicked that Arrancar's ass? Yeah, that wasn't too far ahead of this

[@Kira6Sato]

Gawd, this fight was amazing. And your rap was equally so.

[@theblackswordsman3612]

Who won you decide who next you decide Epic Rap Battles of History

[@villessgaming1286]

OK who else thinks that logans Mayuri voice or even Izzy voice fits king from seven deadly sins? Also loved this good job keep up the good work!

[@pizzadevil2865]

MOST EPIC RAP BATTLE EVER!

[@Leonardovideogoes]

I just read this chapter today and it's a perfect adaptation

[@darkjedirichardo]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SEIREITEI! Mayuri Kurotsuchi! VS! Uuuuuurrrrrryyyyuuuuu Iiisssshhhhiiiiiiddaaaaaaa! BEGIN!

[@absalon6397]

You know I almost wish you guys would've done the bount arc just so we could say somebody made the bount arc tolerable

[@BreadApologist]

The song that made me sub this is so epic

[@yexix1700]

This rap battle is amazing!

[@Astrithor]

Okay, on the one hand, obviously had to be a little fast and loose with the rhythm and rhyme in a couple places to fit the existing track and style. Having said that, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed this. I normally hate parodies of songs like this, but you did something really great with this one. Well done

[@cxna707]

"Dj Nemo in da house!"

[@DBL-DBK738]

I love the intense racism between these two.

[@alyssasmith2838]

No one gonna mention "You're a Captain, that's cute but you can't deny you only got it because Kisuke went awry" ?

[@mastersith1673]

I hope you do more rap battles later in the series because this was great

[@bulink5087]

This was amazing.

[@guythat779]

go ahead and *insert resistance action* NOW WHICH ONE OF US IS INSANE I'm gonna use that somewhere

[@IamGhede]

I cannot wait for the next Mayuri appearance.

[@jakubkula2570]

ishida almost killing kurotsutshi has got to be one of the most badas things in bleach

[@1nill2]

He’s the only person who got close. Mayuri went on to have 0 Ls after this

[@akhandtripathipyz9888]

​@@1nill2 He did lost to pernida before nemu and plot armour kicked in

[@trevin277]

The delivery of that Bankai was cold

[@bcfb21]

Take that bitch. And all those hot rhymes cost me were my Quincy powers. Forever.

[@Eli-gd5cr]

put it on ITunes

[@rodrigooliveira8728]

That is better than the original anime version.

[@pewdiepienot7713]

Imagine if all those teenagers you see in rap battles were actually this good...

[@NagaYamiyo]

Beautiful!

[@MaRxIonNlezz]

Beat and Rhythm from Epic RAP Battle Steve Jobs Vs Bill Gate right?

[@codebreak1884]

I'm out of words

[@jordangarcia3635]

I would love to see more bleach rap battles.

[@jamnycrickets2285]

This is my new favorite thing 😂

[@rodrigooliveira8728]

In the future when I have kids and they ask "What is your favourite part of the Bleach series" I just will reveal a tatoo in my back that will have the link to this video and say: "I regret nothing"

[@vegetaspinkshirt9358]

I STILL CANT DECIDE

[@iqyandarr9511]

This is really good!

[@AnonEcho98]

Who won? Who's next!?

[@onehalfofunimportance4954]

More badass than the actual fight.

[@TheTrueAnimenerd]

fucking love this song

[@shanryder]

That was epic!

[@yusharider]

Will there be a random musical number every session?

[@yusharider]

it seems like they will break into song every ones and a wile

[@lucavalentine7793]

this was so great.