Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso. Epic Rap Battles of History

Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Executive Producers:
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Created by:
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[@ERB]

what's happening party people? this is nice peter, I'm on an airplane heading back to new york to visit my folks. Having internet on an airplane continues to amaze me slightly, so I figured I'd put it to good use and say hello, and answer any questions if you have any. I'll be here... hi.

[@mymainbeats6916]

Do Oprah v.s Morgan Freeman

[@braniacc]

Hey Peter. Spending Thanksgiving with your parents, eh? That's two things to be thankful for, I guess: spending time with family, and not having to dig through a million "do vs. " comments. Enjoy the holidays. Don't get mugged up there.

[@ERB]

Alouitious Teapot lol. I fully intend to shut off my computer and phone once I get there. thank you, happy thanksgiving to you too.

[@richieinkwell]

just curious. who are your influences? for your guitar playing and for the rap battles.

[@DoubleOWolf]

I just wanted to say thanks for all of these, lol this is an amazing rap battle like all the other ones, so much time, effort, and work goes into these. Hope you have a nice thanksgiving :)

[@jun1purr889]

Fun fact: Bob Ross received thousands of letters a day and read them all, and he loved his fans so much that when his regular writers stopped writing, he wrote them back to see how they were doing. A truly wholesome man who was taken from us too soon

[@christopherw.416]

That's a hell of a man.

[@AeneasGemini]

I doubt he could read thousands of letters a day, otherwise he would spend all day, every day, reading (without time to sleep). Still I don't doubt he made the effort to read a few. Fun fact in the military he was actually a very loud and angry drill sergeant type, he changed his voice because he didn't like being that way

[@San-li9ml]

@@AeneasGemini Interesting how people could be so different than they seem.

[@liamgavinwells]

He was also a drill sergeant and he promised to never raise his voice after that

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

@@AeneasGemini he was a drill instructor. It was his job to be like that

[@thatssoironic]

Bob Ross would be the first to tell you his paintings were not “fine art”. He had a method that allowed ANYONE to paint realistic landscapes and he wanted to share his technique and sell some paint on the side. He WAS an amazingly kindhearted dude, and he didn’t have a big ego at all. Super humble guy was good ole Ross.

[@azaria_phd]

They may not be "fine art", but they are certainly incredible. His paintings are not something many people can paint, with a few strokes he can make pretty realistic and detailed "bushes and sticks". and it's even more impressing that he basically self-taught and developed such techniques by himself. He was an artistic genius.

[@hughmann9568]

Wet on wet is a hundreds of years old honored technique. I don't know what you would call "fine art" but I think his work is. Art makes you feel some emotion when you experience it. If you don't experience anything while watching Bob paint that is fine but you can't objectively say it isn't art of the highest caliber.

[@grabble7605]

@@azaria_phd "His paintings are not something many people can paint" Uh...Yes they are. That's the entire point of his show and technique.

[@grabble7605]

@@hughmann9568 "you can't objectively say it isn't art of the highest caliber." Nobody did though so why are you just being a fucking contrarian to an imaginary opponent...

[@eavening4149]

I'd even go so far as to say that watching Bob Ross teach how to paint is a revolutionary form of performance art.

[@AnimeUproar]

Bob Ross roasting Picasso by referencing war crimes committed during the Spanish Civil War is peak ERB.

[@bearrett_8783]

It's "epic" for a reason

[@vintage-radio]

Fr

[@ObservingPaul678]

Well, he served 20 Years, Air Force, United States of America

[@Chazcam_Gaming]

@@ObservingPaul678 And his technique will make your mistress weep

[@Capybara_Productions]

@@Chazcam_Gamingput her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams

[@drae]

in Bob we trust.

[@iantheysmeyer4854]

+Draegast Did not expect to see you here.

[@Plastet]

lol dreagast

[@fusion4775]

+Draegast dr drae i didnt know you watched erb

[@travisg5651]

Watch 2+ hours of Bob Ross it's life changing

[@milicakalezic4184]

Yes we do :)

[@littlebrownbear]

Picasso: Your art is bad. Bob Ross: Your art is sad.

[@masterspark9880]

More like Picasso: Your art is boring/too happy

[@terrace15]

@@masterspark9880 repetitive

[@lukethelegend9705]

Which is worse?

[@juancarlosdegoya2757]

I don't care if Picasso was from Spain it is undebatable that his art was horrible

[@jtgd]

@@juancarlosdegoya2757 depends on what you consider art. Some people think his art is terrible, and others think it’s great. Art is very subjective in its beauty/interpretation

[@laura4832]

Honestly it’s so fascinating how they made the verses so drastically different in terms of the feeling of each artist. Like with Picasso his raps were more rhythmic and on set beats where as with Bob his raps were more flowy and looser and it really reflects each artist beautifully. This is why I love erb so much, they put so much minute detail into every rap battle and you can come back hundreds of times and find something new every time.

[@armorpro573]

Also on the TV, you can see channels of other rap battles they already did

[@BethBurns68]

This is why it was epic. :)

[@nina45]

ERB if you ever lack inspiration, do get back to this.

[@timeracer123]

Thank you. I think that is one reason I like these so much because everything fits perfectly even the music

[@MimiYuYu]

I came back after learning about Picasso dachshund was named Lump. Yep. He’s in the video

[@ilhaampv5033]

"Bob's dropping bombs like guernica", "my techniques like I'll make your mistress weep" FYI guernica and weeping mistress both were the works of Pablo Picasso. Clever writing

[@jaymillymills]

I just found out about Guernica . I originally thought the mistress weeping thing was referring to his actual mistresses...I have a lot to learn

[@nap0038]

That guernica like was the bomb I’m sorry

[@joelmole3157]

@@jaymillymills It is about his mistresses. It's a double entendre.

[@AnvilCrawlersGaming]

I love it, however it is immediately overtaken by the Bob Ross elbow drop which i still can't quite place the meaning and that makes it even funnier to me.

[@legoyoda9782]

@@AnvilCrawlersGaming It's a reference to a Picasso painting called the dream

[@vordeseite7273]

Lets be honest, everyone here has to admit that Pablo Picasso rapping his own name was cool. Edit: After seeing a few negative (or satirical) comments about what I said, I'm not saying Picasso won. I just really thought it was so cool to rap his long name like that.

[@skittybug6937]

Yea, but that didn't save him.

[@vordeseite7273]

@@skittybug6937 I know that. I just thought it was cool.

[@rylanraeder6418]

Elias Silvers yeah

[@ryanfrazer390]

True

[@raymondsoto9045]

Favorite battle for this reason

[@Rakshasa1986]

After this battle, Picasso became pure and holy... ...because Bob beat the devil out of him.

[@josephstalin3170]

Nah

[@user-fn8bq7ef7t]

So much yes.

[@GenocidalSquid]

Rakshasa, something tells me that you watched the Animated “Bob beats the Devil out of it”.

[@Rakshasa1986]

@@GenocidalSquid Never heard of it.

[@GenocidalSquid]

Rakshasa, then search it.

[@moviemaker1986]

Fun fact I learned in an art class once: (with his claim that Bob Ross ripped off his mentor) Picasso had a reputation among his colleagues for taking their ideas and using those as heavy inspiration for his own art. Deserved or not, his fellow artists started covering their works, locking their doors, and the like whenever they heard Picasso was in the vicinity.

[@mariondumont7634]

Honestly, that wouldn't be surprising. Picasso was a horrible horrible man. He destroyed the life of the people around him.

[@MacenW]

@@mariondumont7634 how

[@karthikeyavishwanatham2783]

@@MacenW he was a misogynist who was abusive (emotionally and physically) to a lot of women. He thought women were objects. There is probably more though.

[@alicethemad1613]

@trikkiclips5083 to add on to what the other person said, he literally threatened to kill his girlfriends and would hold them over ledges just to make them compliant with the rest of his abuse. He put out cigarettes on women. He’s quoted saying that making his art requires completely breaking a woman, like she’s a material for his work and nothing more. Also he was middle aged and shacked up with a 17 year old. Plus was super racist. Not a great dude, all in all.

[@FICUSULXD189]

​@@alicethemad1613Huh...the more you know!🌠🌌

[@jaredramirez1593]

Pablo Picasso rapping his own name will forever be my favorite erb rap

[@GwenActually]

masterfully done fr tho

[@autumnishere420]

same here, it’s so fucking cool

[@joefernandez2673]

shit was hard but my fav "I know you must on your blue period".

[@jeffmusyoka1876]

Remedios Cypriano!!!

[@donovanlocust1106]

​@@jeffmusyoka1876 Ruiz y Picasso

[@nadre2016]

I once had an art teacher tell me that bob ross ain’t a real painter, I replied with “well nether are you but at less he could teach”

[@dracomalfoy4679]

You just became my favorite person EVER!

[@Chello0119]

not like this!

[@girvanmandal6889]

(O_O)

[@oresteez]

Holy crap. My high school art teacher also used to knock bob ross. Never saw her paint anything better though.

[@thecollector4332]

@@oresteez I think “serious” artists (notice the quotations) don’t like bob Ross that much because he wasn’t very original and not that really talented (as he could only paint in his landscape style). His paintings are still gorgeous tho.

[@cabbitsd]

"I don't hate people. I don't have that kind of time." -Bob Ross

[@notwishful]

he really is the freakin best

[@kirolloshalim5417]

I could use that in my life

[@EllaAngeli]

Hmm makes sense I spend at least 30% of my time being petty

[@nachochips8090]

which is admittedly, also a sick burn.

[@angeldiangelo]

"Is not a mistake is a happy little accident " my favorite

[@arko09]

I love listening to this rendition of Bob Ross. There could be a whole album of that.

[@ajlemuel969]

The fact Picasso's name rhymes has got to be one of the biggest flexes in erb.

[@RedJet99]

I can't believe how you still made Bob so happy and calm while still destroying the battle XD

[@ScytheCurie]

This video was posted in 2013. This comment was posted in 2020. ERB still hearted it. Wow.

[@RedJet99]

@@ScytheCurie That's exactly what I thought XD

[@masoncarter9864]

Wait what I just realised that to

[@cannedmusic]

It proves you can kick ass and still have a very soothing voice.

[@CarolineMartin]

Same delivery like Mr Rogers

[@davidatlander]

“Please write your entire name, so you can sign this paper” Pablo: *sighs*

[@mrpenumbra6180]

🤣

[@sylvieadams6917]

Oh shit 😂😂🤣🤣🤘

[@detectivechicken4564]

and if you could sign here here and here

[@JaylenS2109]

His full name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[@juancarlosdegoya2757]

I really felt that

[@lawrencebrooks420]

No lie, Lloyd’s Spanish accent isn’t bad. Also, this song is how I remember his full name. Just like the Philosopher one taught me how to spell Nietzsche.

[@et_falta_rambla]

He seems more italian than spanish

[@DarkSoSpooky]

@@et_falta_rambla bro picasso was a real person. are you being serious? HE WAS A REAL PERSON WHO WAS SPANISH

[@blitzmensch]

@@DarkSoSpookyyou did not understand his comment did you? I want you to read it again, read the OPs comment, and think about it.

[@oddity7263]

top 10 useless facts to know in life

[@scandathepole723]

Picasso using his entire name as a flow is genius

[@simplyjay3638]

Best Diss: Bob Ross Best Flow: Pablo Picasso Overall Winner: Lump

[@MrV902]

_Overall Wiener: Lump_

[@Fulgrim88]

I can get behind that

[@rantranger1527]

@@MrV902I consider that bad joke a PUNishment

[@christianaviation3446]

B A S E D

[@FeyTheBin]

Let's be real, the true winner is Pompey the Great.

[@eoghanohara234]

“My name is pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuenco Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso” -Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuenco Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[@madypap]

.... back to you Bob

[@MrCat-hu7ry]

BACK. TO . YOU . BOB

[@razagan1343]

My dyslexic butt is having a stroke reading this.

[@starslingah]

@@razagan1343 you spelled the first comment right

[@joeyjoey5393]

@@razagan1343 metoo

[@reverendtgirl8680]

1:12 for those of u who were wondering what Bob meant by Guernica the real story is rly sad In April, 1937, during the Spanish Civil War, the Germans who fought for the Nationalists tested their air force on the town of Guernica. They completely leveled the city and killed almost 6,000 ppl roughly a third of the town’s population and Picasso exposed the horrors of what happened in June, 1937 in a large oil painting with the same name

[@randomnickify]

Fun fact: copy of Picasso Guerenica was hanging in UN headquarters, in 2003 it was covered by the curtain when americans were there trying to convince the world to bomb Iraq :)

[@mr.potatoun2534]

Jeez that’s dark But interesting

[@elrusoide7526]

"And I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow" Love how he talks about the colors he usually uses at painting

[@trenchtierstudios554]

Fun fact: Bob Ross made no money from all the paintings he did on PBS. He let PBS auction off his paintings to help multiple fundraising event; all he asked was to promote his paint line.

[@bloodyraptor6251]

@Irene Abreu u literally said the same thing as the comment above. Stfu

[@Tosh.31]

He didn't need to... I suppose he was battling rappers as a side Hustle

[@Fates1Embrace]

@@botarakutabi1199 except in the second series when someone broke in and stole all 13 of the pre paintings that he looked at on air, so during that season the paintings he did were all done on air for the first time 😊

[@kibbywitz]

@@bloodyraptor6251 there are 7billion people on earth -_- obviously someone could comment something similar.

[@bloodyraptor6251]

@@kibbywitz and about 40% of those people don't use internet

[@channalbert]

Petition to change Pablo Picasso's full name in Wikipedia to "Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso back to you Bob".

[@SuperBeardWill]

I swear I'm seeing this comment on every art related vid I watch

[@alaskagyal]

*Signs*

[@joselucca2728]

That whole name is actually Picasso’s childhood nickname.

[@melanch0licr0se7]

@@joselucca2728 NICKNAME? isnt a nickname supposed be a short version of somebodies name lmfao

[@joselucca2728]

@@melanch0licr0se7That's right, his "real name" is too long for publication;)

[@KurayaMareena]

1:17 "My tecnique will make your mistress weep, put her to sleep" Not enough people realize how HARD this line goes.

[@NutmegBGB]

Enlighten me, please

[@LucyAdroit]

Why, did his mistress die in her sleep or something? Either that, or it's a sexual thing >.

[@San-li9ml]

This dude did not explain

[@dalepower632]

"Of the several important women in his life, two, Marie-Thèrése Walter, a mistress, and Jacqueline Roque, his second wife, died by suicide." My guess is that it was in this area that the line was written for the song.

[@Axterix13]

And it also references the "The Weeping Woman", the model for which was Dora Marr, another mistress of Picasso's.

[@noxcube6439]

I have stage 4 cancer and I decided to watch one of my favorite videos. Made me laugh and cry I needed this. Thank you

[@Rezznar]

Hope you do well

[@jeansherwood2428]

Good luck to you.

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

Hope you make it man

[@AidanDaGreat]

O7

[@leebridges1674]

Much love and healing!

[@nunyabidnis4332]

bob beat picasso without ever being mean. well done.

[@DiggingForFacts]

You might want to look up what Guernica is. That is by far one of the most cruel and vicious lines in an ERB.

[@TheAnomalocaris]

@@DiggingForFacts ouchie

[@corinnae.7877]

@@DiggingForFacts I just looked it up. That is the best line there, change my mind.

[@DiggingForFacts]

@@LunaDuels Guernica is a town in Basque Spain that was bombed during the Spanish Civil War in 1937. It was the first exercise in terror bombing, deliberately targeting civilians. It caused shock and outrage around the world and affected Picasso to such an extent that he would consent to making a giant painting as a pacifist statement against the horrors of war for the Spanish pavilion during the 1937 World Fair. It's probably on of his best (if not THE best) masterpieces. There's an interesting bit of story to find if you want to go look up more about it (because I'm not going to sit here and transcribe a lecture about art and pacifism in the Interbellum). The tl:dr version is that Bob Ross is saying: "what I spit defines your concepts of absolute fear and horror."

[@SeiergaRugendorf]

He was mean, actually. I think that battle could be even more great, if they made Bob REALLY kind. Like Bob would never say about Guernica and ass beating. Still fun and coll, but come on, that's not what Bob was like.

[@torsten5731]

I shall give this video a happy little like.

[@bloodsports6147]

:D

[@Jay-il9dx]

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso approves of your like.

[@Groggy_Joe]

Beat the devil out of that like bar

[@jacobmeowry8381]

I liked just because of this joke. Well played

[@mr.e3609]

Bo Dog at 1:15 the Bob on the very left looks like he saw a double rainbow while high

[@matthicksxx]

I feel like the writers saw Pablo’s full name and were like, “Hey, you know, we could actually make a whole verse out of this.”

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

It was a smart line too. Long names signified royalty in Spain, so it was like Pablo was flexing his wealth & power over Bob’s two-word name

[@BeinIan]

Bob was so gentle because he was a drill instructor and after he left the military he decided he never wanted to yell at anyone ever again.

[@josephs.5067]

It's hard to believe that inhumanly calm man was a MASTER SERGEANT in the air force!

[@andreabryant2857]

I mean... it's the Air Force.

[@victorsrur134]

hey little scumbag

[@alexsch2514]

"HEY YOU HAPPY ACCIDENTS OVER THERE, LET'S BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF THE ENEMY, UNDERSTOOD?"

[@josephs.5067]

@garin fl I dont understand what you meant

[@josephs.5067]

@@andreabryant2857 Your point?

[@meaux7274]

BOB ROSS WON. HOW DOES HE KEEP A SOOTHING VOICE AND ROAST AT THE SAME TIME?!?!

[@meaux7274]

Jackjohnson15 Oh, really? That sounds pretty cool, as well as helpful. My mom hasn’t been able to sleep, so I’ll show a video of his show to her. Based on what you said, I think my mom will have no trouble sleeping after watching him. As an artist, I’m sure I will love his videos. Thanks for the info. Sounds pretty interesting! 😁 (I’ll update you on how it went with my mom, too.)

[@sr-ek2dy]

I replayed this just to listen to it again... There's nothing wrong, right? Right?

[@shirleydiaz7802]

So true so true

[@shirleydiaz7802]

Also bc he was in the military he vowed never to yell again

[@goldprime118]

Because *Sips tea* He beat the devil out of Pablo.

[@livingcorpse5664]

Even with the swearing and double entendre with the little doxin it still somehow comes off as wholesome-ish.

[@makisalmon7890]

I don’t know why, but every time I watch Bob Ross talking about how he served in the military and then dancing right after always makes me burst out laughing

[@tivadarbanfalvi-kovacs7913]

Doctor: So, what would you like to name the baby? Picasso’s parents: Yes

[@jun1purr889]

"YES, DID YOU FINISH YOUR CHORES YET?"

[@anincognitouser27]

@@jun1purr889 “Yes, Mom. I mean, Yes did, I mean, I did..... Why do you name me this way?”

[@misteraskman3668]

Doctor: So, what would you like to name the baby? Picasso’s parents: EVERYTHING

[@kevinp.h157]

Nice to meet you Yes

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

Who probably had long names themselves

[@rexgaming_501st3]

All the dislikes are people who made happy little accidents by pressing the wrong button

[@creativedoof]

They should have been painting happy little bushes instead.

[@dallonpainter2674]

Happy accidents

[@MasterHall117]

Rex Gaming_501st god darn right Rex! So tell me once more, hows that STORM TROOPER armor?

[@rexgaming_501st3]

MASTERHALL117 That storm trooper armor? Well, I don’t wear it. This clone armors nice, clankers never get through it!

[@MasterHall117]

Rex Gaming_501st welp, you tell the empire that.... if you know who Luke Skywalker is, (must recognize the last name), he also said he can’t see nothing with it on so I can believe it sucks. All about that Mandolorain armor

[@GoingToAFuneral]

Me: what’s the wifi password? My friend: it’s just my name! His name: 1:01

[@kittensolder8818]

Ross continuing Mr. Rogers' legacy of utterly destroying his enemies in rap battles while still maintaining his calm and friendly tone

[@LuxQueensbane]

The best part of the whole Picasso rapping his name and saying "back to you, Bob" is that it's a diss. Picasso came from a Spanish noble family, and literally almost of the parts in his name from Nepomuceno and onwards are from Noble houses, where they stacked names like lego bricks, while Bob is just...Bob.

[@dailyelevation2813]

Yeah... Except that being a noble is an obsolete and embarrassing trait at this point, especially if you take pride in it.

[@germanyballwork5301]

@@dailyelevation2813 lmao, I doubt it, the old noble last names simply got replaced by Bezos, Musk, Gates, ect and people have idolized most of this new nobles

[@reptile_loki]

@@dailyelevation2813 someone is jelous i see

[@ikactwei6026]

@@reptile_loki lmao true

[@defgirzawa7583]

@@dailyelevation2813 Obsolete? maybe. Embarrassing? No. Having a noble family means you can look at an interesting history of your family, and that is something you can be proud of. If you just rest on your family name, of course, THAT is embarassing. But I think we all agree, that our guy Pablo is more famous for his paintings than for his nobility. So being a noble artist is something to be proud of, because you made your family proud. Yeah, being noble is obsolete today, and I agree that nobility is not everything. But saying it is embarassing is a bit unfair^^

[@codesuggar1898]

Pablo Picasso: "I melt faces, call me MC Dali". Bob Ross:"Call me Jackson Pallock, because I splatter MCs"

[@Rising_Lightning]

Best comeback ever

[@berkpick]

Yep. That sure is a thing we just watched. Good contribution.

[@Thutil]

​@@berkpick Drawing a comparison between two lines is infinitely more of a contribution than you've made.

[@mattptheguy]

@@berkpick Mr. Thutil speaks the truth.

[@BoydOfPray]

Oh dang I didn't even that!

[@e_shy1]

There should've been a joke about how Pablo's art looks like a sad, giant, mistake instead of a happy little mistake

[@Kragatar]

"You must be a genius cause with zero training, you made millions teaching people how to suck at painting." 😂

[@Spiffycaius]

"I know you must be on your blue period" Stop the video, we don't need to go further, he already won.

[@combatwombat5991]

You will miss the best part but ok

[@johnirving5949]

Destruction 100

[@SaadTheGlad]

I don’t get it sadly

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

what does that mean tho, i don’t get it

[@chickennuggets3373]

NeedyBoBeedy The blue period was an art period that Picasso painted art in blue and/or cool colors.

[@JerkyMurky]

Fun fact. The reason bob is so soft spoken in his show is because after he left the military he said he never wanted to raise his voice again. As a master Sargent in the air force, he often had to yell at his men... Such is the job of an NCO.

[@Craxin01]

Less fun fact, Bob Ross only had 9 1/2 fingers. He only had half his index finger on his left hand, lost the other half in a sawing accident. Most people didn't notice because it was hidden under that palette.

[@shane7778]

Fun fact: if your NCOs are always yelling then they’re just shitty leaders

[@equarg]

I would of paid to hear him yell for a few minuets 😅

[@JerkyMurky]

@@shane7778 wrong. You yell to motivate people not only in combat but in drill and in training. And if someone is a shit enlisted... hes going to get yelled at. It's called negative reinforcement, and it works for correcting bad behaviors.

[@mistercool121]

@@JerkyMurky It's actually positive punishment; negative reinforcement implies the removal of something to strengthen a behaviour. Positive and negative refer to the addition or removal of a stimulus, respectively. while reinforcement and punishment refer to something liked or disliked, respectively.

[@MrSmuggypussPlays]

That smile after Picaso brings his dog, Lump up is just so wholesome

[@Keenath]

Saying that Bob Ross didn't produce Fine Art isn't even a diss. That isn't what he was attempting to accomplish. His goal was to demystify art and teach the viewers that you, sitting there watching PBS, are perfectly capable of making a painting. Not that everyone is immediately capable of great art, but that anyone can get started.

[@KariIzumi1]

Imagine being one of the Air Force recruits who had Bob Ross as your drill Sargent and then see him on PBS ten years later 🤪😂

[@Cat_bat_C1228]

It's because of being a drill sargent so many years that made him want to use a soft chill voice he said it on a re-run episode of the show on pbs. But yeah that must have been thinking "wait there is no way thats my d.s." long pause "darn it that is him..."

[@forestdaydreams9447]

now im just imagining him screaming in someones face "are you happy private?!!!". tbh the calm voice would probably be more terrifying than the screaming.

[@freman007]

@@forestdaydreams9447 Which is more terrifying? Someone who gets loud and angry when you screw up, or someone whose voice is never anything other than calm and quiet, even while he's ripping you a new one for screwing up?

[@joelcastro-reyes1667]

@@freman007 every Air Force officer I've encountered was the latter. Gave me chills sometimes

[@trasyndha2368]

Honestly, wouldn't mind having Bob as a D.S. Probably better than some.

[@KayKay-cu6xg]

My friends: what kind of music do you like? Me: It’s complicated

[@ianmcpherson2171]

How does this not have more likes? 😂

[@morazclown8199]

XD

[@sayooky5661]

Kay Kay Awesome nice copy/paste

[@KayKay-cu6xg]

SFOGManiac ?

[@sayooky5661]

@@KayKay-cu6xg Sorry, it's kind of a pet peeve when I see the same comment on several videos

[@tomaspabon2484]

9 years later and "my technique will make your mistress weep. put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep" Is still the hardest bar in rap history

[@Nes-xm3pf]

I love how artistic this flow is, just as artistic as they are.

[@amazingfan15]

Bob Ross' work took 30 minutes to make and looks like it took 2 days. Picasso's work took 2 days to make and looks like it took 30 minutes.

[@matthewdavis2827]

Yeah... Bob Ross won.

[@milanbrkic1001]

Art shouldn't be realistic,message is more important since we got the camera,that's exactly what Impresionism was trying to say,Picaso sold the idea of time as an aspect in art and he succeded,Bob did not contribute anything major to art and let's be real Picaso won rapwise.

[@Kat-qe7ko]

+Milan Brkic Picasso definitely "won" in real life, but Bob's rap just was better

[@angrypotato97]

this has to be one of the most ignorant comments i've seen in my life

[@TheUncoolmeme]

That's true but that means bob is better

[@madd09681]

bob ross wins because happy little trees

[@the_honkler778]

maddog the hog hunter. Bob Ross beat the devil out of Picasso.

[@wcsxwcsx]

Or loses because of it.

[@seabla931]

and because he beat the devil out of Pablo Picasso

[@bonniebluebells]

maddog the hog hunter. you’re the best comment

[@stevesoup9135]

UpAndOut wrong

[@sirdancelot4098]

I love how you can see Bob vibing to Picasso’s verse even when he’s an opponent. That’s a very Bob Ross thing to do and I love it

[@MrOliveKing]

1:00 “My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano da la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso” is my favorite part. It was said by Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano da la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.

[@aidenbar511]

Bob Ross can reverse a suicide by painting.

[@MrSimpleton]

But i cannot return myself to life Sadly

[@svetlanarebane]

@@MrSimpleton BOB

[@mirnarivas123]

Facts

[@mirnarivas123]

@@MrSimpleton feels bad man 😔

[@dgray7537]

Quick get him to Epstein now.

[@IDK-we1ey]

Ok class write your name on a sheet of paper. Whole class: DONE! Picasso: FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOT THIS AGAIN.

[@IDK-we1ey]

arnold jayeola name's too long

[@jovanbojcic8017]

His name contains 101 letter so yea over hundred xD

[@bonniebluebells]

IDK i love u omg

[@charlieishere9569]

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[@that_girl_with_the_afro]

900th like. This rap battle was so lit

[@TimmyTimmyton]

1:29 "Yo Pablo you just got your happy little ass beat" I nearly fell over laughing. Bob won.

[@mangothedango]

Bob Ross dancing to the beat while he lets his opponent do his verse feels very in character

[@crushproblems1774]

I would have loved it if they somehow put "beat the devil out of it" in one of Bob's lines

[@ramblesrandom]

"I'll take your Weiner, and beat the devil out of it"

[@jmfirelord]

CRUSHPROBLEMS 17 Wan’t me to beat my stick?, you beat the devil out of yours The stains overloaded it’s more messy than my afro.

[@knickknack4338]

Bob didn't say it, but Picasso did. "Go home and beat your brush you chump"

[@gray8962]

Yes I'm disappointed in them for not

[@dimitriosfromgreece4227]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! ❤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IamARobot7]

Bob Ross won... OK now let's watch the video.

[@supan2]

lmaooooooo thats funny good job

[@hungngocto]

You stole that from the skrillex vs mozart video lmao.

[@IamARobot7]

@@hungngocto how do you know I didn't write both comments? I have 5 different youtube accounts.... And also I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment under many many other erb's

[@parmesean_]

@@IamARobot7 yeah but like its bob ross so you have a pass XD

[@sunnyboi1085]

*You just got your happy little ass beat*

[@Gabowsk]

Bob and Pablo: **rapping about art related materials** Bob, out of nowhere: So, anyway, my air force career...

[@HeyyMaple]

Still one of the most underrated ERBs of all time, truly.

[@quirkystinkerton5625]

Let's build a happy little cloud...

[@martijnkemperman7689]

This is uour world; you're the creator.

[@JeffOfTheMountains]

+Martijn Kemperman Find freedom on this canvas...

[@Connormuz]

+1obxeclipsedriver Believe that you can do it, because you can do it

[@JeffOfTheMountains]

Mango2782 Give it a little touch, give it a little push, think like water

[@qayyum212]

+1obxeclipsedriver we dont make mistakes, only happy little accidents

[@cuvkiller]

Ross beat the devil out of Picasso

[@katrinav.3823]

.

[@nicknamesarepointless5770]

+Katrina van Bronkhorst ha ha... you don't get it

[@410adelson]

+cuvkiller "I dont believe in mistake, unless you step up to me" Best line GG

[@cuvkiller]

410adelson If Bob Ross were to murder him... it would be just a.. happy little accident hehe

[@itsasecret2298]

+DaFunnehTurtle .

[@Voldycssm19]

I love Bob Ross's performance better than all the other characters on ERB, not necessarily because of his disses or flow (both great), but the personality in them. He's here to vibe

[@JDizaster]

"My name is Pablo...[etc.]...Picasso. Back to you, BOB."...is low-key one of the greatest burns in ERB history.

[@peterloch3333]

Bob owned. That super calm rapping is disturbingly soothing.

[@Guy_de_Loimbard]

Peter Loch The crazy thing is this dude has some genuine flow. If more hip hop sounded like ERB's version of Bob Ross instead of the disjointed, atonal garbage we hear today, the world would be a much better place.

[@peterloch3333]

DroverChicago agreed

[@shrimpieshoo1671]

Peter Loch Whenever Peter raps he always wins the battle, when Lloyd raps, most of the time he loses. When I was little I didn't know how to change the channel so I just ended up watching Bob... It was so soothing.

[@thearmoredidiot4828]

SpiderzandSpeederz I know, right? I can only think of a few exceptions, and I'm glad someone also saw that.

[@gherbo2358]

So true.

[@ChairmanLor]

"You're the PBS version of Nickleback" -Pablo Diego Jose Francisco De Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria De Los Remedios Cipriano De La Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 2013

[@louciussanchez7618]

Actually its 2013

[@dreademperor2094]

2019 now

[@isaacsingleton9187]

@@dreademperor2094 2020

[@dreademperor2094]

@@isaacsingleton9187 now it is

[@mcbean8493]

The fact that you took the time to type out his full name

[@leo_the_be0]

1:01 this part goes so ridiculously hard

[@aboundingvampirekiller2048]

0:17 Well that's a bit extreme, isn't it?

[@lolmindgames680]

“Always so serious.. I know.. you must be on your blue period” “My technique will make your mistress weep put her to sleep elbow drop her dreams I go deep” *Picasso has left the chat*

[@chaddon7685]

But then he follows those killer bars with a killer flow: "And I... keep it mellow, like some cadmium yellow. I'm a bright like titanium white kinda fellow."

[@Tacolul]

I like how bob is like calm the hole time

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

@b phillip *cause they're both superior*

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

@Mr. Burnzy *cough* woosh *cough*

[@OFNDKing]

\_0_/ hey :D How ya doing it’s cause he promised that he would never yell again... just a fun fact

[@Cattily]

*whole

[@thehandturkey8484]

\_0_/ hey :D How ya doing whole*

[@yournamehere7329]

I like how these are entertaining but also informative. I didn't know Bob Ross was in the Air Force

[@TanmanC]

One of the most underrated ERB's- the beat is super catchy, banger lines, fun backgrounds and good impressions!

[@RiyajJayaprakash]

Bob Ross won.. hands down! That voice.. never thot Id hear him Rap.

[@oumanlouman3003]

Thot?

[@Chris0455]

YEET THE THOT

[@haraldhey9210]

Uhm idk. In my opinion Picasso sounded better (and I know Bob is supposed to sound very calm, it is just not that fitting for rapping). And I also think Pablos disses were atleast slightly better.

[@isthatjojivlogs1852]

Harald Hey - Half of the time he was literally saying his name.

[@haraldhey9210]

@@isthatjojivlogs1852 It is a good line. Back then, a long name was good to have and gave respect... compared to "Bob".

[@kylegallagher321]

". . . and I, I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow, I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow. . ." That's sooo good

[@eossakira2653]

titanium hhhhwhite

[@genesisellis1726]

PFFT I'M DYING

[@solkhu]

i read this when he said it lmao

[@grassyfield5209]

when ever there's a comment with lyrics, I always scroll and see it just as they're saying it. It's weird and I hate it D:

[@ffletch]

So using this if someone insults me.

[@hudsonruff9208]

Better roasts: Picasso Better flow: Bob Ross Overall winner: Lump

[@younghan3573]

Pablo painting the middle finger, in his later style, is pretty good! I'd buy a shirt of that!

[@ericching2895]

was the second round just pablo saying his name?

[@sion8]

Eric Ching​ Yep.

[@nooneanonymous3340]

Eric Ching yup. But that isn't even all of his full name. It's been shortrned.

[@TheBlackDeck]

My full name is Pestario Rivera Garcia Espinoza Juan Marcos Neruda Salsa Picante Chuleta Chancleta al Salsa Picante Vargas.

[@awobbie.3140]

In Spanish culture, long names mean that you're from an important family. He's contrasting his long name with "Bob".

[@rojozeri5259]

Eric Ching Im Actually Latin And Not At All It Means You're From An "Important Family" 😂

[@kadeoshian4458]

Bob Ross will never lose

[@hannahrepollo]

Kadeoshian For sure. RIP Bob, we'll miss you and your happy little accidents ;(

[@ineedpineapples]

Kadeoshian he lost his life *may the true and holy god bob ross rest in peace*

[@uwu6794]

666 LIKESSSS

[@peterearley9579]

Kadeoshian yes

[@dakotas7643]

Kadeoshian amen

[@midnight.tantrum727]

the only ERB song that STILL gets stuck in my head 8 years later

[@re-nz3sk]

i come back and watch this every once in a while. da best

[@hoperoach866]

I fucking love Bob Ross

[@shadamy4ever212]

same.

[@digitalchicken2166]

Hope Roach i prefer picasso but both were great

[@TehLemonsRUs]

Love both lol

[@froozer6934]

Gpluss S me too

[@louisecarter622]

Hope Roach yeah

[@sabrinakatz8124]

PETER GRIFFIN VS. HOMER SIMPSON

[@WillBassman]

I wouldn't root for either of them. Family Guy and The Simpsons have both become pretty bad shows. Especially Family Guy. The writers have an ego about themselves.

[@shanewicher1363]

they said it is something they don't want to do

[@WillBassman]

If they want to do that, then I'm fine with it.

[@rocketguyandtompan07]

Shiny Wobbuffet idiot simpsons suck beacuse they ran out of jokes and are overall pretty but family guy is fun and take's up serius topics

[@WillBassman]

rocketguyandtompan07 Family Guy tries too hard to shock people and they teach atrocious morals such as "if you're in an abusive relationship, stay in an abusive relationship for your abuser's benefit". Also, don't call me an idiot just because you like Family Guy and I don't.

[@nitiratp]

KZbin needs a "Turbo Like" button, because I love all ERBs but this one is spectacular! Rapping in Bob Ross style? Genius!

[@StereoWarfare]

“Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica” - Now that I’m in a college art course, I realize how hard this bar is

[@Snrickers]

The delivery of "America" is pristine. Every time I hear it I bust out laughing. 10/10

[@dis977]

+Twizllers That whole part is just amazing.

[@askatuproductions]

I don't get it why? :P

[@Hailfire97]

+askatuproductions That's pretty much Bob Ross in one delivery. They nailed it.

[@TheVerbalAxiom]

+Twizllers His face when he says "AmURICAAAA" is hilarious lmao

[@ussxrequin]

+Omar Moodie And his dance to go with it is amazing. I've watched that 3 second segment over and over lol

[@StarlightRequiem]

Bob Ross won, because Bob Ross.

[@isthatwhatsgoodinthestreet5739]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@thotslayer4167]

Yes

[@TheDictismiT]

good ot know you cant be objective about a situation given your bias though

[@brunomomento9130]

and that deadpool trailer...

[@joemeyer4954]

Dictismit I mean you right though, what's a subjective opinion without objectivity.

[@dootdoodle569]

I like how Pablo Picasso took half a verse just to say his own name

[@samuelwinn103]

The full name of Picasso is the coldest verse to hit a sheet

[@smallwithcold2994]

I don't know anything about art but i watch Bob Ross just because of his voice

[@AyKay]

Poxy King yeah same 😂😂

[@pickyberry]

that's ASMR, dude xD

[@anxiousclan176]

BonkBoy the speedster ASMR WITH BOB ROSS IS THE SHIT BRO

[@nickmattio3397]

Watch the new Super Bowl Avocado Jon Lovitz commercial while watching Bob Ross lol

[@TristianHenz5851]

You don't need to know anything about art, you just gotta believe

[@isiswoods2172]

Bob murdered that beat

[@juanlambda27]

His style here is up there with Biggie's

[@123austinl]

hes a titanium white kinda fellow what do u expect

[@Handhandme]

SheepsGraphics likes to beat the devil out of his enemies

[@wangsta12345678910]

killed it

[@m4n0fsteel23]

isis woods he beat the devil out of it

[@knickknack4338]

Big shout out to ERB helping me get a question right in a trivia competition tonight. The question was which branch of the U.S. armed forces did Bob Ross serve in, and immediately I thought "served 20 years, Air Force, United States of America!"

[@autumnishere420]

picasso rapping his name is honestly the most badass thing ever

[@NaomiGigi]

"Bob is droppin bombs like this is Guernica" - genius

[@ngominhtriet1022]

NaomiGigi i

[@kilomilo917]

No that was Unighted States of americuh

[@Blackdracko7]

Hmmm comparing himself to the nazis... Maybe it's good at face value but once you know the history. Guernica was a Spanish village flattened to the ground by by a nazi airstrike during the spanish civil war... Just saying kinda shows the don't really get what the picture represents.

[@alexs3290]

Bob Ross won Now let's watch the video

[@fae451]

Greenayy true

[@molomolo286]

Greenayy : me

[@positivefool1744]

My exact thoughts!

[@meaux7274]

That's totally me.

[@tylercollins809]

So true

[@gabrielklug4387]

The way Bob Ross says United States of America tickles my brain, it’s sooo good

[@SkyBlackNinja]

I never noticed it before but Picaso's eyes are so void of light that they are constantly and clearly visible at all times. like the light is just sucked into them like a black hole