Bob's Burgers | The Office Nightmare

Bob's Nightmare
Season 2 Episode 7

[@Jimbogf]

I am literally living this nightmare every day.

[@torylivingston]

+JimmyG This is not a nightmare. Working in retail, food service or hospitality is a nightmare. One which I took six years to wake up from.

[@torylivingston]

+Chester Gray I may go back to working in it part time to help pay for renovations on my house, but I also now have a 40,000 a year job in manufacturing. The first manager or customer who crosses the line with me, I will gladly stick a middle finger in their face and walk out.

[@minutemuse]

+JimmyG Did you sign Jason's birthday card?

[@Lipbuzz]

+JimmyG Every day, all day. I think I could retire in like 15 years if I never have a family, and never socialize again. Actually, I'm just going to killself.

[@salvation7141]

+JimmyG whats your job

[@dtczyk8976]

Got too fucking real when the guy said "my wife" and bob made him do it again

[@royisabau5]

Celebration of the mundane

[@GrinningAries]

for me it was the back and forth about whether her cup contained ramen or tea. Especially when the guy goes "hey what are we talking about" and Bob explains it.

[@chaselitno3321]

MuH wAiEf

[@peluchinpower]

Borat!

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@GrinningAries oh god, I've had that happen at work too any times. Mind numbing small talk that gets extended so, so far past what should be acceptable for small talk

[@Capitaine1869]

Squidward: “We do this for 40 years and then we die”

[@forman208]

He ain't lyin

[@royalblanket]

@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo side jobs at a strip club

[@hypyman45]

@@kaistzar2831 yet squidward still got the manager position in the krusty krab 2 from the movie

[@kidricoflynn5813]

@Mr. Dog Remember the #1 hat episode ending? the one where spongebob's hat sold for billions since the soda drinking hat was worthless? ya, that one

[@dereksbooks]

Could be much worse. We could be assembling parts in a CCP factory from childhood, while earning less than living wages...and then we die 30 years later.

[@landonletterman831]

I love how this is just a reminder that what Bob does is what he loves to do. Anything else would be a comparable nightmare, because he's living the dream. Expressing his creativity through food, making a business out of it, feeding people, all with his terrible family. I mean, he loves them. But they're _all_ *terrible!*

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Besides gardening. Dude loves his gardening. He even says that might even be his true calling that he never got to do

[@charlierei9292]

"Terrible, you're all terrible!" "I dont say that," "Well that's all you say,"

[@Alusnovalotus]

He had a pretty terrible childhood full of disappointments, fears and limitations that he low key projects onto his kids… that seem to make his kids even more awkward and generally unlikable. So he’s not innocent of his making them terrible.

[@michaeldimare3786]

I feel like the fact he is so laid back up until the kids pull some shenanigans is why fans give him a pass for the projection you mentioned. Yet, he still does it

[@MichaelTheAnimator.]

I don't believe his family is terrible. His family is actually just a typical family. Compare his family to the family on Family Guy, Simpsons and American Dad.

[@TheBarisaxman17]

That Borat impersonation hits so close to home, every "funny guy" I ever met in college was a business major who did this exact Borat quote

[@Uncle_Tre]

TheBarisaxman17 HAHAH

[@GrinningAries]

I mean to be fair, its a really hard impression to do

[@mattjindrak]

Yeah you're so much better than them

[@henrywalke9129]

Mah whife

[@venusrose9890]

@@GrinningAries Maybe it's hard to do WELL, but that never stopped anybody from doing it anyways.

[@5hAwNf3rT1g]

Anyone who's ever worked in an office knows this is all too real. The birthday cards, the cake. The small talk with co workers. Jesus.

[@dedpxl]

it's almost as if someone in the world has also had this experience!! it's almost as if this cartoon was made a human with common life experiences!!!

[@5hAwNf3rT1g]

dedpxl Oh shut up ya self righteous douche. Let people have a little fun once and awhile.

[@SeventhEve]

Is this... fun? Is this what it's like? Hey guys, I'm having fun!

[@MrCrashBandicoot25]

yep :p

[@jennyinpink22]

And the mean co workers who bully people.

[@kayleighbrown459]

Nightmare Bob seems a lot happier that awake Bob. Yet apparently awake Bob actually IS a lot happier than night mare Bob... That's pretty deep, show.

[@adventuroushero1229]

He's desperately forcing himself to feel happy and amused during work, so he can maintain his sanity and not get fired for looking unpassionate. At least he's free to honestly feel sad or miserable at his burger shop. This is why I feel skeptical about the workplaces filled with overly happy-looking people.

[@lalakuma9]

@@adventuroushero1229 Omg this. The pressure of having to see the same 20 people 5 days a week and be a "positive and motivated team member" every single one of those days.

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

I feel weird because an office job is my dream.

[@benjaminwinnick1051]

@@adventuroushero1229 But he isn't sad or miserable at his burger shop. He might struggle but he gets to do what he loves with the people he loves every day. He's just an introverted, taciturn guy which is why his nightmare is being chatty and gregarious.

[@AvgJane19]

@@Jefferu_Nintendomoto that's totally ok! Everyone has a different dream and they're all valid. Personally I would despise being famous, while others aspire to it (both are fine). Everyone's an individual.

[@GeorgRockallSchmidt]

This is the most terrifying thing in existence.

[@flushfries5633]

Didnt expect to see you here

[@ChestersonJack]

Flush Fries Took the words right out of my mouth.

[@througheverything]

Georg Rockall-Schmidt Not an understatement.

[@trollpolice]

I live it everyday

[@vincentbillings6907]

Nice to see you here

[@brianmcg321]

Just asked a lady in the break room heating up a mug "What is that, ramen?", she replied "no, tea". I almost died.

[@kaelanburke2097]

XD@!!@ bro that scene always kills me the .... no, tea... nope:)just tea

[@forman208]

That never happened

[@ChaoticGenes]

@@forman208 you never happened foreman

[@Shockwave99999]

@@ChaoticGenes is that a Creed reference from The Office

[@Kaboomboo]

OMG are you okay?

[@brianbyrnes2441]

The guy who says "hey what are we talking about?" Just to get away from the monotony

[@OneEyeShadow]

Bob thought she was making ramen, for some reason he saw noodles. It was just tea.

[@James-if3kc]

@@OneEyeShadow Weird, huh?

[@josh2676]

The 10 minute conversations about how cold the weather is, was, and is going to be.

[@forman208]

Or what you're going to do/what you did on the weekend Or, without asking, showing you pictures of their kids, vacations, even pets

[@o0julek0o]

Slowly realising literally everyone, including yourself, in your office hates their job and wants to leave.

[@ReebSheeb]

I love how the vibes never really change but the music just slowly starts to turn sinister....

[@hellofrominside8524]

I'm not gonna lie, this kinda makes me appreciate my job as a janitor. I work in a building like this that's all but empty due to covid but I swear whenever I walk around the cubicle farm I can feel the boredom radiating from it like it held on to some of the energy it was filled with 5 days a week.

[@JDog2656]

At least you’re moving around and doing your own thing.

[@TheNinja94a]

"Get good grades Timmy, you don't wanna be a _janitor_ when you grow up" Like janitors aren't some of the hardest working, most underpaid people. Anyone who believes a job needs doing but also believes it doesn't need good pay means that they think the people doing it deserve to live a lower quality life.

[@Broomer52]

@@JDog2656 never work as a contract janitor, this is from experience the movement is not worth it. The Janitorial politics are the worst because it’s just a shittier Game of Thrones. Theirs a hierarchy, favorites, groups and everyone hates everyone else while we all do the same thing. If you want an easier time your only two choices are to either make peace with where you are or scheme into the inner circle around the Supervisor.

[@RonJhadm]

Get off youtube and back to work, jannie.

[@gazelle1467]

When I worked as an office cleaner I sure felt lucky I wasn't one of the poor souls behind the desks. Just an abyss of nothingness. At least I was actually doing something that was at worst mildly unpleasant but usually at least interesting and rewarding. Not that cleaning is free from the bullshit though. My third cleaning job was _mildly_ scammy in that the boss was pretending we needed 8 hours to finish the job every day (we needed 2 at most) so he could siphon more money from the company contracting him. It meant we made a lot of money for not much work, but trying to fill those extra 6 hours was a nightmare.

[@jtsh]

The birthday card thing at the office, I've never understood why people whisper and act so secretive about it. As if it's an actual surprise when a co-worker gets the card. It would be a much bigger surprise if someone didn't get one.

[@morganprice8730]

Come on, Cory. I'd get you a card, friend.

[@breakingbacon658]

Or what if I never said my birthday, but somehow everyone figured it out.

Adam Hunt that happens more than you'd think so best just to go with the flow and ask for a good present 😂😂😂

[@pisketti]

We actually don’t get birthday cards for each other at my job. Someone just brings in a cake or cookies or some other kind of dessert.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I never get one, but that's because I have no co workers

[@mikewilliams6025]

"Bet that job doesn't get reviewed" is one of the most underrated lines in cartoon history.

[@jokerswifebutcheatingonhim6475]

How?

[@lordroy88]

@@jokerswifebutcheatingonhim6475 because it’s just so random and in character

[@SpicyTake]

@@jokerswifebutcheatingonhim6475 If you've ever worked in service you know how stressful it is when someone names you in a public review.

[@gircakes]

Jokers wife But cheating on him with jade west Accountants are reviewed a lot. They have to deal with both performance reviews and audits.

[@meansofintrigue2269]

@@lordroy88 But it isn't random. He's expressing resentment at the fact that his occupation is subject to the kind of criticism that can make or break his business. Mike William's comment was quite the overstatement.

[@JoeCambo]

Oh. Thought it was ramen.

[@Cdplayr69]

no, its tea

[@RetroFiles]

Hey what are we talking about?

[@jimreily7538]

Obito Uchiha I thought Kathy was making ramen, for some reason I saw noodles.

[@fakeonthenet5865]

Mr. Handy my wife made it.

[@mathew_maldonado]

Ivan The Great MY WIFE

[@runeacer74]

I love how the “My wife” part was the breaking point 😂

[@dracojim6537]

"Going to bed, honey?" "Yes, dear."

[@madjack821]

The “practice golf swing” The office existence must be a living hell....

[@christiandamore4284]

*MY WIFE*

[@Eosimias100]

Jeff, get in here! You gotta hear this.

[@penpeen2185]

BORAT!

[@SatansFire]

Haha, yes

[@favrerules04]

Mmmm, good cake. . .

[@NickShvelidze]

Her vajin hang like sleeve of wizard

[@TrapMusicNow]

Accurate af.

[@WoWKoest]

Shouldn't you be uploading trap music now?

[@piccoloxnailxkami3617]

Did someone say something about traps?

[@favrerules04]

Trap Music Now. Is that a ramen?

[@pacmanshooter247]

@@WoWKoest I know your comment is over a year old but you made me laugh so hard I swallowed my gum. That was just a great catch!

[@WoWKoest]

@@pacmanshooter247 Thanks fam.

[@tgproductions97]

*whispers* To the j-man!

[@pottytheparrot310]

Gratefulhead good cake

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

MAH WAAAIFE!

[@Zelkiiro]

Sam, my man from Uzbekistan!

[@ragequitrome]

Zelkiiro you got the bob in the house

[@MrZega000]

*Disturbed grunt*

[@johnmartinez7440]

I like how Dream Bob is ostensibly happy and enjoys office small talk, but the sinister music changes your perception and turns it into a nightmare.

[@SirAbyss]

N O P E , J U S T T E A

[@jammin2575]

I thought it was ramen.

[@Kompatainment]

Hey, what are we talking about?

[@joelene4437]

NOPE JUST TEA...SIS

[@nabilan3531]

Haha

[@quackman]

Maybe's she's lying........... because she's cheating on her diet!!! /office-gossip

[@uhuju1]

This is one of the best skits in the show and in comedy tv overall. The way the music slowly builds up as things get more and.more monotonous just has me rolling on the ground

[@samfilmkid]

MAH WIIIFE!!

[@RailfanKaleb]

XD

[@mcfry13]

My wife loves this shows, but hates that part of the episode whenever we watch it together since I will just scream that at her for the rest of the day lol

[@SmashLiXs]

mah waifu

[@invaderzim4052]

Lol

[@burcolclone8322]

this is classic in a workplace environment lol

[@SlyMaelstrom]

I've watched this clip probably 20-30 times in the last 8 years because I thought it humorously held a mirror up to the mundane office life many of us have grown accustomed to and accept without second thought, thus making us no better than drone ants in a mound of dirt... but now I realize I just keep coming back to hear that guy say "My wife."

[@BoosterSilver]

stan my man from uzbekistan

[@alexyulchiev2887]

Im from uzbekistan

[@Tarranon]

awesome.....awesome...

[@theguardian8317]

Did you just create a brand new account to "try" to make a joke?

[@nethacker91]

I had a co-worker Stan.

[@wylde678]

He says Sam.

[@Mopark25]

This just sold me on Bob's Burgers

[@Jonah_Chd]

Me too Lol

[@mrjdavidt]

So it's been two years....how do you like it now? My favorite episode has been and probably will always be... Bobsterfest

[@yamabushi170]

@@mrjdavidt it really IS the best episode! I thought that as soon as I watched it.

[@pattheticc]

Same

[@agentmichaelscarn7460]

This is just like the spongebob episode where Mrs. Puff is in jail and spongebob is like oh she’s forgotten what the real world is like and it cuts to a fish having the same experiences that bob is here.

[@anthonydelfino6171]

Not having to deal with all this has literally been the best part of the COVID constant work from home situation

[@Azulakayes]

True, I have been working from home since March 2020 and in all honesty, I don't want to go back to the office.

[@arrownoir]

Every other job looks better than yours when you’re working.

[@neaderthalbillups2783]

Not really. I love mine.

[@nathanengelhorn9562]

Neaderthal Billups where do you work

[@neaderthalbillups2783]

Moving company

[@deezye636]

Neaderthal Billups this makes me happy knowing the guys moving my heavy stuff are happy

[@marlabankie]

When you're not working, too.

[@legion999]

If all I had to do at my job was read emails, clean my keyboard and sign cards I would the happiest person ever.

[@tarapapi]

the lack of having a sense of accomplishment doing menial office work slowly eats away at your sanity. good for 2 years at least just to pad out experience for resume and moving upward but not long term.

[@forman208]

You could definitely do worse, but as tarapapi said, going to a cubicle and doing the same boring tasks on an endless 9-5/40 hour a week cycle will eventually drive you insane and/or crush your soul

[@shorewall]

@@forman208 I think they glossed over the worst part. The worst part of this kind of job is dealing with management. With Corporate. Coworkers are fine, the job is fine. Corporate are the soul killers.

[@frogglen6350]

@@tarapapi Better than being homeless. You don't know real misery

[@tarapapi]

@@frogglen6350 Everyone has problems. Just because someone has it worse than you doesn't make your problem any less of a problem. Hobos have it easy compared to starving african children roasting under the savana sun.

[@Azrael__]

Honestly, this seems like a dream-job to me. Stable employment, a well-defined job description, monotonous, uncomplicated tasks that I won't mess up and a distinct separation between office life and home life.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

I promise you're happier now with your soul intact. Don't do it man. Unless you aren't. Then go for it. But don't stay too long or you will lose your soul, that's very real I swear.

[@A_A828]

Honestly, having worked in an office for 2 years, it really wasn't half bad. You just gotta spice it up a bit for yourself - decorate your desk a little, listen to your favorite tunes all day, put on some nice podcasts, have fun chats with clients, drink some coffee and tea... I stopped because I didn't want that to continue forever, you do feel like your development as a human being somehow stagnates. (And I also felt absolutely 0 connection or loyalty to the company I worked for, and some of my coworkers were really insufferable and politically on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, but I somehow found ways to survive with some meaningless smalltalk.) But all in all, as a kind of in-between sorta job, or while trying to figure out what else you want to do with your life? It was kinda comfy working in an office. Now I'm in a financially insecure situation again I really kinda miss it. Definitely don't wanna do it your whole life, though.

[@somerandomyoutubeaccount6825]

You WILL go insane with how boring and mundane it

[@Gr95dc]

same. I don't know what I was thinking when I chose engineering. It's a nightmare :(

[@skeleletonboi4533]

that's reasonable, office life does suit some people well, nothing wrong with that

[@SantaCruzJokerProductions]

THE FACT THAT THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED IN 2013 AND PEOPLE ARE STILL DOING THE "MY WIFE" THING IN 2022 REALLY SHOWS HOW TIMELESS THE SHOW IS

[@threedeemelodies]

it’s a borat reference lol…

[@marcoh984]

It’s funny as fuck

[@ameerhamid89]

​@@threedeemelodies All references become second hand on a long enough timeline 😅

[@WhoElseButZane]

I work in a kitchen and it's not easy and it can get stressful sometimes but my god I really relate to Bob with this one. working in a mundane office, restricting my creativity, it truly sounds like a nightmare

[@ABearWithHats]

Lol. Yeah. If by your creativity you mean cooking, fine. You know what tho? As someone who just left the kitchen? I much prefer making more, working less, and having more energy to persue my real passions. Keep breaking ypur back thi

[@UpsSyndrome]

@@ABearWithHats Insecure office drone detected.

[@kremove]

@@ABearWithHats OK Mr. Superior, running your own restaurant is not the same as breaking your back at McDonald's.

[@CharloBingu]

Lmao I got paid around 12-15/hr to work in kitchens from the ages of 15-24... i would say do a job you don’t like that pays you 5x as much, and cook as a hobby. Shit you could buy a food truck and do that on weekends if you really miss kitchens. Kitchens suck, construction sucks, retail sucks; any sort of customer-facing role is pretty ass. Most people who talk shit about white collar work... are not qualified for that work. One of my good friends did well enough with construction that he ended up in management, and then ended up owning his own company. Guess what sort of location he primarily works in now that he runs a business lol, the guy that used to say they could never work in an office...

[@willowmonkeyballs]

I love when he tells Linda about it. “I had to sign a card” psml

[@johnsnow1749]

As a millennial, I'd be happy to have any kind of job after college.

[@DraceArios]

Well the previous generations left a giant fucking mess for us and then on top of it swore to us in our childhoods that college was the answer. Turns out life is a lot more complex than "Go to college and you'll be successful"

[@Jake951716]

So get a goddamn internship and work into a job. Don't act like isn't a single option.

[@danm2756]

Just keep applying. At first pick up whatever you can find, but keep looking for something better. I got an office job right out of college but I already had a bunch of work experience. I would work two or more jobs while going to school. They weren't lucrative jobs. Target, Nabisco Merchandiser, Frys Cusomter service rep. But then I got a job with a research group as an office assistant, then I worked in technical support for a different company. When I finally graduated I got a pretty sweet account manager job for a software company and I eventually moved to their IT department. Still making gains. Just keep you head up and pay your dues, there's no easy way...

[@cbz3237]

Well first stop with the millenial BS

[@alexc61972]

"there's no easy way" I like that

[@r2dxhate]

Ok, when he signed the birthday card I felt personally attacked.

[@Mayoncheese]

I guess Bob's having a dream in the danger zone.

[@yousefhussain2629]

technically he does live a life in the danger zone... when he's not suffering from amnesia after seeing his mother marry somebody and he gets away in the wedding cab because it's too traumatising to handle that is...

[@elizabethsnowbell5396]

And having to run from Russians who want him dead after abandoning his family and enjoying a nice lounge at a spa where he meets a bunch of incompetent schmucks who try to be spies and realize he was actually one of them.

[@yousefhussain2629]

yeah that too. Guess it's not like that would be more shocking than hearing you would be shot in the gut by beloved actress veronica deen and by left in a pool and then realise your in a coma where you end up being a private eye and then a half naked pilot searhcing for treasure.

[@favrerules04]

Lana........ Lana............Lana *LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@favrerules04 I'm glad someone else got the Archer reference

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

I love how in the dream he's super happy but in reality it's like he's tossing and turning like he's having a night terror

[@DrRyan]

I worked in an office for 10 years. Can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@Halcon_Sierreno]

The receptionist was from Uzbekistan?

[@firefrostpeacemaker]

I love how there's an inside joke in the imagined world.

[@beowulf916]

Everyone who complains about an office job has never had to work in sales. And everyone who complains about their sales job, has never had to work in rentals.

[@MoonLoonie69]

Everyone has a right to complain about a deadend job, no matter where they work in. Least Bob's job as a burger cook is more passionate and creative.

[@beowulf916]

@@MoonLoonie69Nowhere in my post does it say ppl don't have a right to complain.

[@grant5642]

@@beowulf916 covered all the bases. A truly watertight case.

[@ChaiElemental]

Whoever did the music made such a seamless transition from upbeat to sinister. Props.

[@guyledouche6839]

That's why this is my favorite scene in the whole show.

[@BitterJoyXx]

I really want an Office job, this makes me want it more

[@Sunset553]

That looked like a great work day. The nightmare is when you’re ignored at the water cooler,, or your boss walks by and wonders why you’re not finished with a project.

[@chris51282]

I've had one office job... and never want another... no thanks...not worth it.

[@Subject91121]

Lazy Mexican... It's cool, though. :)

[@xixReact]

i hope you get deported

[@chris51282]

I hope I get deported too... I hear Cancun is nice. Lol

[@xixReact]

Christopher Rodriguez lol yeah looks pretty sick bro

[@izzaghassani7187]

what the fuck is wrong with people (not you Christopher)

[@Zakrovik]

I love how ironic Bob is being with 'That job never gets reviewed'

[@chriskrygier6688]

I worked service/sales/manual labor jobs through my teens and twenties. Turned thirty and wound up in an office job (something I was highly against having through my youth) and I have to say I’m happier doing this job than any other. I mean, it definitely gets boring, but so did all my other jobs which were also acutely stress inducing. I don’t have random people yelling at me, or have to wake up at three am, or work in hundred degree weather, or do my personal business in a fetid Porto-potty, or even engage in small talk if I really don’t want to, anddd I’m getting paid more than I ever have. This is the happiest I’ve probably ever been in regards to work life. I’m glad Bob is happy doing his thing though. Love that guy.

[@chumptown259]

I worked in an office and everyone would just quote the commercials to each other, I got really depressed and fat and had to quit best decision I ever made.

[@Kaboomboo]

@Caiden Move to California. I am from DFW and worked in Silicon Valley for a few years and the culture there just does not jive with me. I'm not saying move to Cali as an insult like I normally do, but if you don't do well here, you may find some more like minded people there :D Also f*ck me, does Dallas have some of the most aggressive drivers!!!

[@phantasma616]

working from home for 9 months has got me watching this like 'remember pleasant conversation on your way to the water cooler, good times."

[@adamcowie4189]

The way the music reaches an unnerving, terrifying crescendo at the point of a Borat reference.

[@wildcloud420]

honestly the show is very freaking realistic, but when they showed this dream they just hit a new level of metarealism

[@drahoop]

I think the interesting thing here, is that at the Office, Bob's happy. But that's his nightmare. He isn't afraid of having to work at an office, he's afraid of being content with that position in life, and who he would become more than the job itself.

[@adriancherry5339]

The only thing missing is that hour after work spent curled up in the shower crying.

[@pottytheparrot310]

If Bob works in the office I only want to see him in "The Office"

[@senecathefuka441]

I think he would hate it, I think Bob would be exactly like Stanley

[@giacomochannel9914]

i think him and dwight would be great friends

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Is that so let’s do it the make a video of bob meeting the dunder mifflin kids

[@ChachaChapati]

What the hell is Sam's problem? Bob greets him and is cheerful, Sam just scowls at him the whole time. At least the rest of Bob's coworkers are somewhat conversational.

[@theguardian8317]

I think it's the trope of receptionist/security/front desk person. That if you are not in the same tier and talk to them they always get the Aprehensive or "you think you're better than me?" face. Where I am working there's a security/reception guy to whom people occasionally just say "Hi" or try to talk to him and he just makes that face and occasionally mumbles something.

[@alric4106]

Maybe he's not actually from Uzbekistan and no ones bothered to ask. But that's just my theory.

[@kenmtb]

wow good catch, I felt the crappy vibe too....just a cartooooooooon

[@GrantedBunion]

he probably gets payed shitty; and his hopes and dreams have been crushed a long time ago. so when some jackass pretends to be cheery tries to be upbeat with you without relating on a personal level, you dont exactly smile back.

[@theBraxil]

Nah man I get it. Those guys aren't payed to greet people, they have other shit to do, then between 7 and 9 they get a few hundred people walking through the door who expect them to say hello and act all cheerful and talk about their weekend, hundreds of times, each day.

[@milliebunnyz5231]

wait bob doesn't sign birthday cards he said so him self... WHAT SICK NIGHTMARE IS THIS?

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

*whispers* " to the j - man..."

[@Dillweed9001]

I forgot about that, nice bit of continuity there

[@rosegirl3220]

They mention that in this episode

[@ksspqf9]

Only a few years ago I thought that this scene was absurd. Now I agree with him completely. Wasting your life in an office space like that his literal depression of hell

[@ALTERADEMINSONS]

I may have been in the costumer service industry to long cuz this actually looks a amazing.

[@thomasdupont7186]

Love the "music" in the background, we never give enough credits to sound engineers lol ^^

[@mihailokovincic9399]

I love how the string which is present at the start of the song persists when the rest of the instruments have dropped off, only to grow stronger and become a spiral into despair.

[@Aramanth]

Love Bob jamming out to some easy listening in the car!

[@NevanSlone]

“To the J man!” I’ve done that before..

[@Divinemisssm5758]

I love the attention to detail they put in the background music. It starts off with light Muzak and slowly fades out except for the one high synth note. You can barely hear it in the scene where Bob signs the card. Then it slowly sound more ominous until Bob wakes up.

[@PeteSanctions]

0:12 - I worked in a Call Center for 12 years and hated it towards the end. I have a different office job that I actually like and don't mind humming this on the way into work

[@nickp6238]

hahah I'm the guy in the office who says......MMMMAAIIIII WWAAAAIIIFFEEEEE

[@kgsolomanfivethousan]

Me too! MAI WAAIFE GUYS UNITE!

[@nickp6238]

Haha aimen!

[@cbz3237]

everyone at the office loves you

[@tc2241]

We survive because of you. We hate that other guy though, you know the one.

[@Sagittarian1202]

John Mista and I hate all of you right back

[@tossmonkey1]

the "so what are we talking about" guy... uugh

[@Noname-wh6bf]

Better than fast food or retail where you're the customer's bitch and you make barely above if not at minimum wage.

[@DraceArios]

I made $14/hr in retail. But yes, customers to like to complain

[@jessehcreative]

Bob whispering “To the J-Man” ALWAYS kills me.

[@Josh-ur6dx]

It's funny. I was a chef for 15 years and switched to the office life. Never looked back. I also work in a pretty laid back small office so maybe it's different than this kind of cubical experience.

[@Cauldron6]

I'm feeling personally attacked by this video 😫😫😫

[@jimreily7538]

Stephanie Why ?

[@pumpkin6429]

You would first have to be important enough for someone to even consider personally attacking you. Considering how your account doesn't even have a profile picture, let alone any verification. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you ain't shit. 😂

[@Cauldron6]

Pumpkin omg it’s a joke, meaning that it’s describing my life so closely it makes me feel uncomfortable. You shouldn’t take KZbin comments so seriously 😂

[@guyhandsome43]

@@Cauldron6 I spit out my coffee at your original comment. Hysterical

[@jamesha175]

he woke up screaming "no!" because he realized that the dream was over.

[@loyalbaratheon]

I work in retail, never had an office before, to be honest besides the heavy traffic part of that dream, everything about it looks pretty damn heavenly

[@AtlanticBlue213]

Loyal Baratheon i just recently quit my retail job for an office job and it’s been absolutely amazing. A lot of my coworkers complain about stuff that seem like a luxury to me. Working retail, i never got paid to just browse Facebook when all my work was done, ya know??

[@zacharykim295]

For sure, but after a while the monotony accurately depicted in this video drives you fucking insane

[@l.tc.5032]

I actually worked an office job during the summer between my Junior and Senior year of College. I thought it would suck my soul out but I ended up loving it. I also worked retail and that is the one that legitimately feels like a real world dementor's kiss.

[@akariel123]

I've done both, and the office job was so boring I wanted to blow my brains out. Customers suck but at least they're entertaining.

[@akariel123]

@@russ7009 Personally I find both to be hell lol. For me, outdoors work is where it's at. Summers suck but it beats the monotony

[@Garrus1995]

One little detail that seems to be getting overlooked is how he’s cleaning down his keyboard before signing the card. I think we’ve all had at least one job in which we’ve done small meaningless things like that just to help pass the time.

[@kinglegault]

after working in retail for 15 years this is my dream. i love having an office job

[@RavnerRavner]

"...to the J-Man!"

[@Lenyida]

No shit, this is scary. Bob's nightmare is my life. 😬

[@nicolasmcclure8042]

MY LIFE!!!

[@ssanngkakkoii]

Bob wouldn’t be the family man he is today without his burger joint… on a flip side having humor like Bob in the office lift people’s spirits

[@thesenate5913]

“Accounts Receivable Specialist” That company probably has a lot of employees for every accounting title.

[@thegreatnahwhaile]

bobs worst nightmare. being a background character in archer

[@lukedodson3267]

Only $8500 for a Beastcrafter Amphibious Ice Fishing Vehicle! That's a hell of a deal.

[@CooperCarr]

Dude ya I don't know why but all people at my company quote Borat and I don't know why.

[@harryphilips6395]

cos they are dullards

[@EpigeneticAlteration]

Very NIACE!

[@cbz3237]

they still quote him in 2017?

[@ubitcumajkemi]

don't lie.. lying for youtube comments attention, you sad fuck.

[@titanuranus3095]

Because they can't do gollum?

[@mathieuleader8601]

Bob's car music is like Jerry: "Human music I like it!"

[@viborimo]

Some peoples nightmares are Michael Scott's dreams, hopes and desires.

[@rocketsfan05]

As a former Accounts Receivable specialist, this hits home.

[@dragondelsur5156]

Psychologist: Officinist Bob isn't real, he can't hurt you. Officinist Bob:

[@spartan1010101]

Hey that's my life!

[@JavertRA]

"Mai liiife!"

[@RailfanKaleb]

JavertRA ha

[@RailfanKaleb]

JavertRA ha

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

I pity you honey

[@stevenstanleygamerguy5091]

You life sucks

[@paintur68]

This cartoon is my favorite show ever. I hope it runs for years and years!!!

[@TheJesselopez1981]

From 2022 still going strong, and dont tell anyone, but they got a movie!

[@Tarnov]

The thing that kills me is that it has all the silly things we recognize, but it never shows him, you know, working

[@LJ-sh6kf]

“to the J-man”

[@kawaiiprincess3607]

We interupt Bob's burgers to bring you Dilbert!

[@jolyngarcia3239]

The my wife thing was pretty funny 😂😂😂😂

[@RailfanKaleb]

Yea

[@MrSoBitchy]

I suggest you change your job

[@otissteers2896]

It was, I guess I'm meant to be an accountant

[@490o]

I guess you would be a great office worker then.

[@samplekrate]

Why is the "Ma Waife" part so funny. lol

[@lgnlint]

Because every single office had a "Borat guy"

[@user-tg3bd4om2w]

This literally made my skin crawl. Talk about terrifying

[@Level84]

It's scary how accurate this is.

[@tannerprince9730]

I love how it's all just pleasant moments with coworkers. Like this is my life and I'm totally fine with it omg

[@disgruntledcashier503]

I work for my town’s public works. I literally walk up and down the roads and collect bottles that truckers piss in. I’d kill for a job where I sit at a desk and clack away at a computer

[@oo4667]

after working in a factory for a year before college this seems like a dream. the only thing that kept me going was the fact it had a definite end date

[@juniorlsdmusic]

it's exciting to work in an office when you are young and single to mingle but working in a cubicle and married, no thanks.

[@jacobg6628]

Yes officer, this is the clip that personally attacked me.