The Most Chaotic USSR Ever - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@despacito_boi4484]

A swimmy-golden USSR? I don’t even need to watch the rest of the video to hear the imminent coping

[@liamsweeen]

You read my mind, good sir!

[@despacito_boi4484]

2:32 called it

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Coping and dumbest strats

[@origional_name_here1429]

I saw this as the top comment and immediately said oh no

[@PCardon13]

It's absolutely amazing that that coop manages to recreate the same decisions the soviets actually took. Shitty tanks, deploy too far forward, huge, crappy air force on airfields too close to the front.

[@mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891]

"We only need to kick in the front door and the whole rotten structure would come crashing down" ahh vibe

[@christian9125abd]

me watching the video and thinking where the structure might be

[@jimmin190]

Wait, there was a structure to that build?

[@tylerp.5004]

There isn't even the structure, it's just the door and doorframe made by Mongolian hyperchads

[@SuperSmith]

@@jimmin190a structure sort of like when you build a fort out of cardboard boxes as a kid

[@andrewgreeb916]

real good forts, real bad garrisons

[@peterlud87]

Poor zoomie, the child left in the disfunctional house of Swimmy and Golden

[@YaBoiChrisTORBall]

Especially when Zoomie is like "Braun please help" when Braun offers to. I can't wait for part 2

[@IDOLA149]

​@@YaBoiChrisTORBalloh nooooooo

[@navalhermawan7504]

Not to mention uncle bo trying his damndest to contact Child Protective Services

[@raideurng2508]

@@navalhermawan7504 Uncle Bo instead blowing the family savings on quick forts.

[@Neon-zq5of]

Swimmy/Golden co-op is an instant must watch.

[@elenixxx6667]

These two guys together means 100% laugh all time

[@kamilr4145]

True

[@Hagia-Sofia-Must-Be-Restored]

imagine Braun with those two aswell

[@TFY-v8l]

​@@Hagia-Sofia-Must-Be-Restoredfunny enough Braun would actually be the serious one until he got pissed off lol

[@TheTrueGamur]

Is this what happens when stupidity gains all the infinity stones?

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Bizarro with the Infinity Stones be like:

[@emberfist8347]

@@ChrisVillagomezBizzaro would do better with them.

[@housewilma4904]

@@ChrisVillagomez "i use the stones to make more stones" Bizzaro thanos.

[@KaraxHaimeow]

No, that's called politics.

[@TheTrueGamur]

@@KaraxHaimeow lol

[@ejwwilson2481]

Swimmy and golden leading the soviets is the equivalent of a drunk driver and high person in the passenger seat

[@christopheredwards8219]

God's drunkest driver

[@PepperNutz]

Swimmy and Golden leading the Soviets is the equivalent of the Soviets leading the Soviets

[@Cyanfox3006]

Essentially, russian hq?

[@littleabigail4328]

@@PepperNutz I mean, the Soviets actually won, so…

[@TheRedKing247]

It's more like a drunk driver and a person who suffers from an anxiety disorder in the passenger seat.

[@baryon5018]

Zhukov: "Comrade Stalin, they've effortlessly broken through our only line of forts." Stalin: "Once the tanks arrive, it will be all under control" Zhukov: "Comrade Stalin... the tanks..."

[@emberfist8347]

Khrushchev: “Steiner could not mount enough tanks for the assault. There was no counter-attack.”

[@pufffincrazy5275]

Stalin: “That was an order! Zhukovs attack was an order! Who are you, to resist my orders?!”

[@Kaiserboo1871]

Actually, Stalin was called “Vozhd”. In the same way Hitler was “The Führer” Stalin was “The Vozhd”

[@edgufibot8669]

“Steiner ran out of trucks”

[@restitutororbis1720]

"товариш... the tanks are ass..."

[@SamuelKoepke-r3o]

“Oh my God, these tanks are ass.” -Joseph Stalin after observing the use of Soviet Tanks he personally designed and had produced for a year.

[@Fernybun]

Biblically accurate Stalin

[@TonyBustaroni]

Ironically, Tukhachevsky was the one whose idea it was to build like, 30,000 T-26s as the Soviet Union's entire armored force Tukhachevsky is also the one all Anti-Stalinists claim was a " genius commander who would have saved the Soviet Union if Stalin didn't purge him! "

[@vedsingh-bp2ke]

​@@TonyBustaroni A stalin simp. Ugh. Maybe killing every competent person in the top brass was not a good idea?

[@Aleph3575]

@@TonyBustaroni And it was still a better idea than Stalin's idea of "let's kill everyone who breathes the wrong way"

[@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я]

@@TonyBustaroni Tukhachevsky was an average half-moronic field commander with some very decent theoretical ideas. Stalin, meanwhile, was just a fucking idiot, lmao. Both as a country leader and as a military leader.

[@CarumbaTjoep]

Swimmy AND golden playing the SAME nation???? I don't think anything could have prepared me for this

[@thisisaname5589]

Golden actually made a good attempt. This one is 100% swimmy's fault.

[@blanetamez532]

@@thisisaname5589the follow up video proved this was entirely on swimmy’s dog crap build, had he just stopped building light tanks and started building TDS, Trucks, and artillery, the build could have worked, but Golden should have gone for Fighter 2s the second he could.

[@thisisaname5589]

@@blanetamez532 Alright. 90% Swimmy's fault, 10% Golden's fault.

[@blanetamez532]

@@thisisaname5589 fair

[@Warhawk_of_Chogoris]

>clown bus ussr >swimmy/golden tag team Yeah that tracks

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

It wasn't a clown bus. It was the entire circus.

[@lowqualitycontent3818]

“I have to make a phone call” line of the century

[@kamilgrzybowski9071]

I realised immediately that Bo at 10:50 saying "I can't move my units" is reminding a game they had in hoi3

[@falco8491]

Hahahaha! Thanks for reminding me of such a great video! Gotta watch it NOW!

[@potato88872]

"I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE MY UNITS"

[@Ballerusso]

I CANT. FUCKING. MOVEEEEEMYYYYUUUUUNIIIIITS!

[@amr-jz3xw]

"THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISIM WILL SAVE THIS NATION" *Smashes desk*

[@Ballerusso]

@@amr-jz3xw wait they are retreating in-... FUCK OFF!

[@hey-bu6tk]

That “hmmph” at 8:20 is the sound of mental exhaustion. Without having fought the Germans yet. 😭

[@raideurng2508]

Vranyo If you don't acknowledge the problem, it doesnt exist!

[@Fabian-xl5yq]

Honestly the funniest moment of the video, shit had me wheezing

[@EyebrowsGaming]

@@Fabian-xl5yq It's Golden's voice shaking SO MUCH that got me lmao

[@KnoxZone]

Can I petition that we have Swimmy and Golden coop a different major every game? It would be so much fun to see them fucking up Germany, the US, the UK, Japan, etc.

[@cgnnfxfhh48]

they have done germany together the video titel is the most incompetent axis 104

[@dantgc8005]

Cant wait to see them do France next!

[@Tytoalba777]

Them leading Germany would lead to a 1940 Allied victory.

[@shadowmandeathstroke8232]

@@Tytoalba777 In Self propelled artillery only, Swimmy and Golden played Germany and Italy and crushed the allies. So it’s really they stomp or get stomped

[@QuisUtDeus828]

​@@cgnnfxfhh48 sweet thanks

[@liladoodle]

The Soviet Union: *Has a horrible build in every way.* Mongolia: "How, in the name of all that is holy, did you do that?"

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

Meanwhile, Tanna Tuva: "I don't want to do this no more".

[@Reiner547]

​@@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933oh they are tannu tuva? I thought they were commie china or some other co-op

[@s4neko419]

⁠@@Reiner547it probably the third coop of soviet, since the mod don’t had tuva

[@Tanya_Of_The_Evil]

​@s4neko419 Is China I think, cause it's the flag of Mao China, so I suppose it's the Exile Chinese gouverment

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

@@Tanya_Of_The_Evil Yeah, meant Communist China but for some reason my brain remembered Tanna Tuva existing in vanilla.

[@gengarboi8745]

Imagine how demoralizing it must have felt for all of the hundreds of Mongolian workers to spend years building massive fortifications, the scale of which could only be rivaled by the Maginot Line, Only for them to be pierced within the first few weeks of the war.

[@hello-rq8kf]

maginot line? this stretches from the baltic to the black sea, it's a great wall of mongolia

[@CrisisHedgehog]

@@hello-rq8kf this is just a Soviet version of the German OST Wall

[@tioseba7]

Reminds me of the Pacific Rim scene were the workers see a Kaiju just walk through one of the walls like nothing on TV

[@wabbitking]

I believe they call that sort of thing "User Error".

[@wabbitking]

I'm just imagining some Mongolian construction foreman being used as a military liaison and having to constantly going back and forth to talk to the different commanders.

[@noahpaquet8357]

"I gotta make a call"

[@tylerp.5004]

famous Mongolian code talkers encrypting their messages to the allies via throat-singing

[@raideurng2508]

Swimmy/Golden/Bo That's not a clown car, that's the whole god damn circus.

[@QuisUtDeus828]

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain

[@raideurng2508]

@@QuisUtDeus828 I would if I saw my partner making only light tanks

[@jeremiahrussell4913]

They looked at Hitler's" about the USSR being of rotting Barn, and you only need to kick the door in for the structured collapse, and decided to make an actual build modeling that to a t. They literally made a Maginot line! With no infantry! This might be the greatest content I've ever seen out of the great cope masters.

[@zackfishing100]

Swimmy: Arguing about the air Golden: Arguing about the tanks The lone infantryman manning the Stalin line:

[@alvie2457]

8:00

[@NeoMatrix77777]

Rare footage of Bo and the gang reenacting the historical Soviet Union, 1941 (colourized)

[@HappyGingerWolf]

If a swimmy golden USSR asks you to devote your build queue to building them up, and you say yes, that's really just your fault

[@Mario-tj8nu]

Honestly so true, especially with that request is Forts

[@zachdrago8130]

3:48 LMFAO, “I think they’re sleeping in different bedrooms now”, this killed me

[@shihao21]

Very realistic Russian high command.

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Exactly what I was thinking, art imitates life or something like that right? 😂😂

[@revantii]

>Builds fort line >Doesn't man it like a boss >The Ukr-I mean-Germans just walk right through

[@SAndres316]

*reads intro* Me: Ok, which of the regulars decided to just throw everything. Bo: I was gonna play US, but Swimmy wanted Russia, and Golden wanted to co-op.... Me: ........... Hey, Vegeta? What does the scouter say about their coping level?

[@shinyaltaria1388]

It's over 9000!

[@fala5764]

​@@shinyaltaria1388think you're missing a few zeros there lol

[@Mamorufumio]

I feel like this is a talk between Putin and one of his generals right now

[@winowmak3r]

"You'd be surprised how well they're going to trade." It was at that moment I knew what I was about to witness would be good. "It's very hard to...make an army." He said, 6 months from Barbarossa. I love how like half of this video is not unlike the guy in the crow's nest of the Titanic and he just has to sit there and watch the iceberg hit the ship.

[@boxcarz]

1:50 The iceberg becomes visible on the horizon 2:47 The captain receives the news, "Iceberg ahead!" 3:11 The order is given to turn left and go into full reverse drive 5:38 The iceberg draws closer... 8:13 And closer... 8:51 Passengers on the front deck are just watching it pass by 8:55 **CRASH** 9:11 The Titanic is noticeably listing to the right. 9:38 "It's so fucking over..." -Edward Smith 9:56 The ship breaks in half. "What the fuc-?! MMMM, GOOD THING WE'VE GOT BULKHEADS IN IT, HUH CARLISLE?!" 10:30 "REALLY FEELING THAT CALM OCEAN RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!" -Passengers on the stern 10:45 "YOU BUILT THEM WITH GAPS AT THE TOP?!" "Because you weren't supposed to break FIVE OF THEM!"

[@winowmak3r]

@@boxcarz I was there for the livestream. They win. They shouldn't have, but they did. They're fortunate it was a College Germany.

[@jeremiahrussell4913]

I honestly love that Bo Beau spent his entire IC to build a fort line that fell basically immediately. He's sacrificed so much for this video, he probably didn't even get to play before the Soviets capped.

[@cadmiz]

Bokoen building forts as Mongolia... The Snake of Denmark strikes again!

[@TheRedKing247]

>Sees Bokoen1 video Ooooooh, chaotic USSR? >looks inside >it's Swimmy and Golden of course it is

[@lukesmith8896]

8:23 is such a genuine intonation; they're just laughing at the absurdity.

[@christerprestberg3973]

"WE HAVE 7000 LIGHT TANKS" Almost knocked me out of my chair xD

[@Erik_Ice_Fang]

"We need emergency everything". "The war hasn't even started yet".

[@pieandcheese1016]

“Shimmy is wanted to play Russia” Oh no “Golden offered to co-op” OH NO

[@johnbrown5958]

Let me guess, swimmy soviet's. Edit: It's golden so it's even worse

[@Pioneer_DE]

Even worse

[@TheGamingShadowCat]

It’s Swimmy AND Golden!

[@asdt560]

Truly, I've never heard a more soviet phrase than "Just because the template on the fucking paper it says '800 artillery,' doesn't mean they are actually getting it!" LARPed to perfection!

[@magni5648]

When you hear "you guys are going to need to prepare an emergency D-Day", in 1940, before Barb has even started...🤣

[@rawrablargazawr]

This VOD was some of the most fun ultra chaos I've seen in a while. Golden and Swimmy together are pure madness as they yell at each other and man it almost worked out in the end if not for the colab. Such a good arsonist fireman game it was so good lol. Cheers bud, enjoy the vacation.

[@shaggybottomtext8363]

Swimmy and Golden combo is like fucking Stalin and the general staff during the purge and the biblically accurate Barbarossa where the initial defensive line is falling, massive encirclements, and “air superiority” over small sectors of the front occur is setting up for quite the sequel 😂

[@liamsweeen]

I was super excited to watch the War... AND NOW YOU TELL ME THERE'S A PART 2??? LET'S GOOOO!!!!! ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

[@Oakley_4082]

10 seconds in already hear swimmy Russia and golden co op it’s officially joeover

[@huni1939]

Bo should try playing Democratic Mengkukuo

[@szynszylku1447]

I love how they build those forts for years, produced thousands of tanks and planes only for their army to literally disintegrate on first contact. Golden and swimmy did the best soviet army high command roleplay ever because this is literally what happened irl

[@TonyBustaroni]

If the Red Army " literally disintegrated on first contact " then why did pockets hold out for weeks and why were the Germans halted at Leningrad, Moscow and Stalingrad?

[@marcell_forchannel3985]

​@@TonyBustaroni Because the Germans equally and actually even more sucked. They used fucking horses for logistics which should tell you something about their logistics. Then they're also dealing with genocide stuffs and conflicting command targets. Perfect combo for a disaster. And I don't think that's all of Barbarossa's mess.

[@szynszylku1447]

@@TonyBustaroni because moscow and leningrad were literally over 1000 kilometers from 3rd reich territory controlled before invasion and it's wasn't exactly easy job to kill/capture 100000s of soldiers even if surrounded

[@jebbroham1776]

Stalin to Zhukov: "Spongebob me boy, we have no TD's in November 1940" 😂 Worst scenario ever.

[@TheArklyte]

Judging by the description in the intro they at least had the numbers right... though I doubt it's possible to get to historical 20k tanks USSR had when it was attacked. Edit: overall? Great historical RP of how Stalin threw with the biggest army in the world

[@LordDaret]

I didn’t realize you picked the two people perfect for LARPING as the soviets… what a combo!

[@platinumwolf6411]

Catching this 18 secs after upload felt like rolling a nat20

[@joshuacowling2237]

How has Golden NOT had a stress-induced heart attack by now?😬🤯

[@Scourge-of-God]

Wdym to be continued? There is more to this, it wasn't just a collapse? I thought the axis encricled the whole center and gg

[@Raviollius]

It means "I can milk another 10 minute video out of this"

[@CrisisHedgehog]

@@Raviollius To be fair, The majority of the video was just the building process to Barbarosa. They’re still the actual fight we can see.

[@jaidengabriel1675]

​@@RaviolliusNah the VOD is actually insane

[@sherlockehekatl467]

“I need to make another phone call” *goes to Allies Suez Canal blown* “Guess I need to make another phone call from here too”

[@JadenLightvale]

2:30 bro is NOT the main villain 😭🙏

[@soyuzetolenin]

10:21 bo jonkler laugh

[@doctordoggo8604]

The statistic that the average German soldier destroys 1.6 Soviet Tanks per day is actually in error as 'Karl the KV Consumer' destroys 173 Soviet Tanks per day and is an outlier that should not be counted.

[@makiskanyt9269]

To be continued? Holy shit it's been a while since we needed a 2 parter and that was the most glorious videos this channel has

[@Soundy48]

So you were the one on the phone with Indy Neidell Bo? That explains a lot. Also gotta love the realistic screaming for Stalin to help as the Soviet armies get encircled 😂

[@statelyelms]

If WW2 Soviets were "kick in the front door and the whole rotten structurr will come crashing down", this one is "wipe your boot on the doormat and the whole rotten structure will melt into the dirt"

[@baalconnorlarsson789]

Main USSR players be like "This build will work, I spend 3 weeks making it, we will win the war alone." The build in question :

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

Swimmy Golden. Incompetence by Overconfidence and Incompetence by Assuming. The perfect combo

[@Zwijger]

"To be continued" Nah ain't no way there was enough content for another 10 minute video after this.

[@zenknight4839]

Gotta love how the whole vid is just "kick the door and the whole rotten structure comes crashing down" but the rotten structure has already crashed down by the time the war started, with only the door standing 😂

[@porter5224]

> To Be Continued how the fuck doesn't this end by 42

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

I mean, this situation is basically like the historical Soviet situation, even more so by Swimmy ignoring all the problems, but less so by the fact that Golden hasnt been shot yet

[@tylerp.5004]

In this timeline Zhukov got brain cancer in 1936 and Stalin never stopped the great purge.

[@ThePunishedSpook]

Read the description and thought "Oh, it has got to be either swimmy or golden" BOY OH BOY WHAT A TREAT ITS BOTH

[@vincentcaputo6644]

Seeing two people who are constantly at each other's throats try to play a country together and start failing miserably is a hilarious sight to see. I imagine Eisenhower addressing the troops before a January '42 D-Day like FUCK PLANNING WE GOTTA MOVE!!! THEY DONT HAVE ANY PIERCING!!!

[@IceMaverick13]

The Golden seething this episode had me laughing harder than I have in a long time.

[@MrShady2099]

the only think i could think of when i read the into: please be swimmy whoever wrote the script today needs a raise

[@Ben-fk9ey]

This has to be one of the best ones in a while, I can't wait for the inevitable Axis throw in the next video!

[@AgentPrimus]

i WAS GUESSING THIS WAS either a swimmy or golden strat. BUT BOTH OF THEM? Bro, this IS where the fun begins

[@cannonball117]

I love watching Swimmy LARP as canonical Stalin making the worst strategic decisions known to man

[@airl10]

7:43 is a hilarious line

[@cams2605]

@8:00 completely caught me off guard

[@pat8437]

Same lol

[@blazeeer1483]

8:10 Is this what Stalin's commanders said to him during the battle of Stalingrad? "We've got one major advantage, Hitler is dogshit at micro"

[@Tuii]

"I cannot move my units..." Words that inspire confidence for the next episode!

[@Cherigal]

SPONGEBOB ME LAD, OL’ STALIN BE DOING A LIGHT TANK STRAT, WE ARE FUUUUCKED!!! ARGHH ARGH ARGH ARGH!!!

[@AbsentIntelligence]

"Alright here's my idea. You ever hear of the Maginot Line?" "Wait why didn't this work"

[@trueblindman647]

Bad command structure i presume, the maginot stopped the germans when they were actually attacking it

[@LegendaryMercDC]

Respect to bo for willing to take a L for hoi4 in order to record the absolute buffoonery of a swimmy golden Soviet coop

[@itbewhatitis]

"USSR probably had one of the worst builds I've ever seen" ah whos cooking today swimmy or golden. The utter shock and awe i felt as bo said both

[@Aproppo]

This is how Hitler described the Soviet High Command before Barbarossa

[@DJSpike-ft9yw]

Oh they are so fucked. A Golden and Swimmy USSR? The level of incompetence on display is staggering. Nothing is getting done on time, everything will die quickly, and they won’t stop blaming each other.

[@YourVintageStick]

Bo was not only taken on Golden-Swimmy’s Wild ride, he was tied on by a rope and dragged against his will

[@gamerz1172]

Holy shit, the fact that this has a TO BE CONTINUED, You mean this doesn't end with the USSR dieing by the end of the year?

[@TRWhyped-]

You just have to sneeze, and the Swimmy-Golden co-oped USSR will fall apart.

[@masteroogway7086]

8:00 the only funny hawk tuah joke ever.

[@MichalisG1821]

Five minutes in; the war hasn't started, and it's already an unmitigated disaster.

[@ostry2026]

It's Beautiful I've looked at this for five hours now

[@spearhead7777]

In this episode Mongolian Diplomats play the important game of ferrying information about Ally Blunders to the Soviets and Soviet Blunders to the Allies.

[@finkuinh3813]

I’m so glad this became a video such an entertaining stream

[@ecodogon]

Did they end up losing 😂

[@finkuinh3813]

@@ecodogon no spoilers ig you’ll have to wait till the next video l

[@superninja7703]

this was like watching the three stooges try to operate a nuclear power plant

[@mikerotch6234]

Larry, Moe and Curly try to stop Barbarossa, hijinks ensue

[@jefedelaguardiaempisiana1465]

this is how the germans expected the soviets to be before the invasion

[@manicvelocity3520]

I watched the beginning of this live, I immediately thought it was either going to be the hypest strat or the biggest dumpster fire... as of posting I've watched 1 minute of it and I can smell the oven burning...

[@ethanyeung6216]

The sad part is that the Bo fort strat is actually a decent idea. Just, if you actually have quality infantry to get at least a year's worth out of the fortline.

[@yaroslavyakovlev6352]

​@@ethanyeung6216 how is it a good idea? Why not just hold river line other then it just became too boring at this point

[@neloverg3774]

@@yaroslavyakovlev6352 Soviets buy time for the allies, the more time they buy the better the chances they win. Germany can scale, but its not outscaling the US and india

[@leonardorivelorivelo9253]

Zoomie was like that child stuck in a dysfunctional household that is too young to leave Poor guy, suffering from watching the world burn while your coops fight eachother and you can do nothing to end it 10/10 Soviet high command simulator

[@zennr_]

I read the title and intro, asked myself "Alright, is it Swimmy or is it Golden". Color me surprised for what was revealed in the next moment.

[@scrubyj9194]

I actually cant believe i heard this Danish man say "Hawk Tuah" while playing hoi4

[@black_m1n825]

Finally, a game that perfectly captures my skill level

[@theparagon1790]

Historically accurate USSR, right here

[@ilanpo1373]

WOW this must be the best video you put out in a while holy shit this is legendary

[@gloriousrobotbunny3275]

swimmys actual mental decline at this soviet build makes the video so fucking good xD when swimmy keeps his shout volume medium and his speech coherent he is such a great addition to the video xD

[@jimmyclyde]

My fucking sides on this video. I was wheeze laughing by the end. Oh my god, people who aren't in this community will never understand how amazing these videos are.

[@pat8437]

The random hawk tuah broke my brain

[@OsamaBinBrahmin]

I read “the most chaotic USSR” and thought, hmmm, Swimmy USSR? Golden USSR maybe? It was much worse than I could even imagine. The west has truly fallen