The Last Stand of The USSR - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

PART 2 BABY

[@despacito_boi4484]

THE SOVIET CLOWNCAR 🔥

[@finkuinh3813]

I feel so blessed to have witnessed this live and then get to rewatch in video form

[@2Links]

crazy there's a part two after that big of a skill issue in the first one

[@gusstheduck1152]

Mega campaign

[@andrasbeke3012]

As soon as I heard College/Thomas Germany last game, I knew they were gonna throw

[@CoryMueller]

“Comrade Stalin, we have built planes for you” “They’re armed with only a Makarov, but they have great fuel economy”

[@alect525]

"Comrade, I have built the newest tanks for our soldier" "Great, with their armored power we will drive the Germans back" "Armor? I thought you want Tanks (of fuel)?"

[@GAarcher]

*"Mein Fuhrer, they will hold Saratov, to the last drop of fuel and to the last beat of heart"*

[@435cyberteam9]

He essentially took a fuel tanker, stuck some metal sheets over the windows and sat a man on top in a scrap metal box with a rifle.

[@Setupthemabomb]

Doesn't makarov post ww2? that thing is using nagant, 7 shot revolver built in the wings so you could carry whole 14 bullet to the frontline, oh and that thing is for CAS...

[@buttahXD]

@@Setupthemabomb Nagant had actual stopping power of sorts, they were using TT-33s which were actual dogshit clones of 1911s

[@pennsy6755]

This is the most historically accurate game I’ve ever seen in years. Right down to the “ditching a came cause a gal unfollowed you online”

[@DEFCONINFINITY]

IIRC This is literally what happened to the German nuclear program

[@GAarcher]

*What a shame, thinking about woman, and even worse...making sex with woman, OUTRAGEOUS!!!!*

[@diceman3219]

@@DEFCONINFINITY what

[@jeremigawkowski9775]

Doesnt dankus have a grilfriend as well XD

[@obiwankenobi3375]

Not surprised it's a meta player

[@denniskylling3887]

The fuel drums in Africa in an earlier video did wonders, Swimmy saw that, and had an idea, but forgot that having fuel only matters, if the fuel is for a tank, and not his lawn mower that he put a ppsh on

[@andrewgreeb916]

Tractor tanks are a real unit if you are fighting enemies that lack anti tank. Germany is more than equipped to fight them though.

[@shinsekai101]

Not even ppsh. It was a mosin nagant

[@simpleviewer1334]

​@@andrewgreeb916Bob Semple Tank

[@simpleviewer1334]

Hey, that's offensive to the Bob Semple tank (also known as the tractor tank)

[@aw3046]

@@shinsekai101 Not even a mosin. Swimmy probably gave the tank crew a Makarov without a magazine

[@RonaldTrumpet7956]

Imagine being so bad that you get 2 parts dedicated to how bad you are💀

[@BarretinaFerrea]

it was simply an amazing roleplay game

[@RonaldTrumpet7956]

@@BarretinaFerrea Bo Cooked with the Script for this episode

[@jtojagicc]

And Axis still loses lmao Bo writing like Tolkien for this one

[@ThatOneGuy8305]

Japan got let off the hook in the postgame. What a truly legendary throw. Imagine capping NZ and getting capped yourself within the SAME YEAR

[@aidentheorc2124]

Not garrisoning the mainland is nuts 😂

[@despacito_boi4484]

If only Swigma Stalin Swimmy did a purge, he could just solo the entire Axis by himself. Simply that easy.

[@schretlenaugustijn2391]

If only Mister Swigma wasn’t held back and added a couple more fuel drums to his light tanks

[@GAarcher]

*"I've never saw a build this shit"*

[@coconut7490]

😂The light tank build solos but it got deleted before it reached its full potential

[@bierrollerful]

you can tell golden was jelly of swimmy's genius and didn't want him to succeed with this revolutionary new strat

[@CyrogenicNation]

As Swimple as that

[@kingdom25]

I’ve never seen a more historically accurate Soviet Command AND German Command. It’s amazing, I’m here for it

[@GAarcher]

*If you consider how the russians IRL also had the same issue with planes...and the same issue with radioless ratioed tanks....*

[@notme8232]

This shot is exactly why the Great Purge happened lol

[@АлпамысРустембек]

But irl Soviets started doing a good build earlier starting from 1940s

[@aidentheorc2124]

@@АлпамысРустембекThey switched in like 1943 and pulled it off from there 😂

[@FantasticKruH]

Sure, except the last few years. Last 2 years of war the soviets had the biggest and most advanced army in europe, with good tanks, good tactics, good planes and more.

[@despacito_boi4484]

8:32 The sheer excitement in that voice should be enough of an indicator for how much the Soviets and crew were getting their teeth kicked in. Its never Bover.

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

Saratov Stalingrad sounded like I was playing Call of Duty World at War again. Bo sounded like Sgt. Roebuck shouting orders while a bomb goes off in the background.

[@daresaraj256]

The oil drums were a good investment, because it allowed the comrade Stalin to run all the way to fucking Kazakhstan

[@elbeto191291]

Dankus calling a girl on the phone is legit the weirdest thing that's ever happened in a HOI game

[@ed9560]

Because she unfollowed him makes it even weirder

[@potato88872]

Villan arc.

[@Createrz2015]

Gotta look out for those insta stats

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

Because most HOI players have never talked to one or is it because of the fact she unfollowed him? Honestly, both are pretty damn weird lmao

[@grafn7194]

​@@Crispifordthe3rd515that a situation where you can't be wrong

[@shrimpboom8]

3:32 I can't believe it took me as long as it did to notice Kublai Khan's force ghost

[@samlund8543]

What video was that from again? Edit: NVM it was the Munich Conference HOI4 video

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Where?

[@Orange-knight999]

@@goldenfiberwheat238check the generals

[@alect525]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 top left general, its also a bit later than the timestamp

[@chrishawkins963]

@@alect525 he's also one of bo's generals from 3:22 onwards at the bottom

[@nathanpitek3177]

The fact that Swimmy unironically thought he was the genius in this is crazy😂😂

[@frederickcubbins]

Swimmy is innocent, this is yet another case of ratkoen's anti-swimmy, pro-golden propaganda

[@theartofwar6889]

​@@frederickcubbins completely agree, the snake of denmark strikes again

[@reeseman1932]

@@nathanpitek3177 he’s Napoleon in Victoria 2 or 3, but Mussolini in hoi4

[@GAarcher]

*Humans and Swigmas are incompatible, Swigmas are on another mindset*

[@BVKrealitycheck]

His tanks were unironically awful, but his spirit was on que

[@andrew_wow6892]

"Don't worry, when Tukachevsky assembles his forces, then we'll be in Berlin by Christmas" "Мой гид…"

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

"Comrade Stalin, you killed Tukhachevsky like six years ago"

[@GAarcher]

*But Tukachevsky...said the air was red, because all airfields were captured in the first day of the war*

[@siritio3553]

wtf is "Мой гид…" supposed to mean lmao

[@AtomicBlastPony]

Ah yes, "My tour guide..."

[@ariefachmadi5027]

Why are you using google translate?

[@sparkyshallot]

The Swimmy "beep beep" into hard cut absolutely sent me

[@MichałProwicz]

Who would have imagined that combining swimmy and golden will be a totall catastrophe and a recreation of a certain Hoi3 game

[@potato88872]

BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE MY UNITS

[@cyaniderap721]

@@potato88872THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION

[@blanetamez532]

Nah this one was entirely on swimmy with how dogshit that tank build was if they didn’t have air it would have been over in 10 months tops

[@GAarcher]

*"I did not look I believe in Swigma"* *What the fuck you mean Goden*

[@Aqueox]

@@blanetamez532 Yup. If all those tanks were TD's, it would've been much better.

[@statelyelms]

I love how the rant at the end amounted to "even IF I hadn't done [massive issue that basically shot the knee out under the Kremlin], YOU would've used what we saved from it to [shoot the other knee]" Ahh, realistic internal politics!

[@zennyo8403]

Last Episode: "Golden called Swimmy my Fuhrer, so..." This one: "Yes my Fuhrer" "Ive been there myself, man" love the consistency

[@Aqueox]

Better lore and writing than Disney Star Wars.

[@shooter5503]

His scripts are getting better

[@maciejbala477]

I mean, hey, it's not radically different. Stalin is just Hitler but red, right?

[@thatjunkerguy5392]

Watching golden and swimmy simultaneously blame each other for The Soviet Failure is like watching two criminals blame each other for a crime they both participated in after getting caught

[@forgotultag1543]

perhaps - but the crime was Swimmy idea, and Golden was the one who had to rob a bank with candy canes and a sex toy

[@PhilipVosteen]

@@forgotultag1543 yeah, but golden didnt use the sex toy to its full effect during the heist so its really his fault if you think about it...

[@buddermonger2000]

​@PhilipVosteen No I think the sex toy generally just has limited and niche effect and situations anyway

[@reeseman1932]

Swimmy and Golden are just the most iconic duo.

[@Yayaloy9]

They are the equivalent of GTR Legend.

[@sobokgaming8476]

It’s funny how the most chaotic doomed games are oftentimes games that the team bo is on ends up winning.

[@pufffincrazy5275]

The Snake of Denmark always finds a way to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat

[@MrMiddleWick]

In general the most fun you get in those types of games isn't rolling your opponent over, it's just barely managing not to implode just yet.

[@furinick]

​@@pufffincrazy5275 and a lot of times snatch defeat from the claws of victory

[@ValeBridges]

12:57 "beep beep" indeed

[@JS-iu3ce]

That swimmy golden dynamic is amazing

[@unexpected9370]

they are a infinite source of content

[@colincrew1857]

Bo can’t micro the side of a Russia

[@1Notten]

Considering that Bo wasn't the Soviets, but was Mongolia...

[@czarkusa2018]

The ultimate Soviet play is to let Germany push 3/4 of the way to Alaska so that when D-Day happens there's no way for Germany to reinforce the home front.

[@boogitywoogity248]

The historians who claim the Japanese empire was built basically in fear of the Soviets must be correct, in every single one of these games where the soviets just eat rocks, it feels like the Japanese just go from, “there’s a communist menace to our north, I am a samurai I will conquer.” To “there’s no menace to the north, I want teriyaki rocks.”

[@tylerp.5004]

This continues my statement that the only thing preventing the Axis from just walking into Russia was the mongolian hyperchads microing with the spirit of Zhukov while Josef Swimmin and Golden Kulik were arguing over the tractor-tank fuel-economy and the air missions of West Siberia.

[@BagofBeans1]

the post game chat was the most devious thing I've ever seen, I loved this USSR!

[@jinxomg]

Dankus must be desperate, if he got a ping and instantly picked up the phone.... Man's down bad..

[@markoerakovic9899]

not only that, it screams stalking behaviour to me, like wtf? Who does that...

[@guycrew3973]

Ehh he’s fine there no exposes in the hoi4 community unless you completely LEAP past the red line like dressle

[@potato88872]

​@@guycrew3973 or doctor disrespect

[@frankfletcher_1]

Here we see the foil to "sorry baby I'm playing games" in "she unfollowed me on insta so I called her"

[@stephennguyen9091]

The tank stats were even worse they couldn’t even pen the tanks so they only did half the damage 12:36 to the Germans it was fucking disgusting watching this live and seeing tanks only doing 100 hard attack

[@christopherhodgdon8638]

I just did the math he had 7 tanks doing a total of 199.6 divided between each tank they only did 28.5 hard attack

[@kraigisboss]

@@christopherhodgdon8638 That is beyond terrible

[@SamuelKoepke-r3o]

Imagine fighting your way back from the frontline in the Urals, reaching the forts you were supposed to hold two years ago, only to find out that the Allies just launched Operation Unthinkable . . . .

[@cherryysakura7]

I will never not love how Swimmy just embraces when he fucks up massively and has a stupid quip like his "beep beep" at the end 😭😭😭

[@laurynasstulpinas6977]

They only had to kick in the door and the whole Swimmy Structure collapsed ...

[@decimusdecius7858]

Germans just looked at SwimmySSR and it collapsed, but the College Reich tripped on the way into the ruins.

[@Astrojupiter9686]

This is unironically one of my favourite hoi4 videos that you made (besides axis united front) Something is just so satisfying about seeing swimmy and golden cooping :D

[@TheRealBass72]

5:42 “Kublai Force Ghost” Lmfao

[@todo9633]

That phone call was no lie such a red flag moment.

[@ZwizuCS]

7:29 seeing rilber pop up in the bottom right just gave me a really sad whiplash

[@bencurran3204]

Yeh :( man he was so funny

[@colbygordon6936]

RIP funny can guy....

[@maks1627]

9:46 I am so glad that my hometown was the main fort of this campaign. "Saratov will hold!"

[@DarkPortall]

"If you kick down the front door, the whole rotting structure will come down"

[@NoName-qs7ed]

The whole rotting build will come down lol

[@airstrike9002]

My favourite part in the videos is trying to guess at the start who could possibly be the reason for fuckups this episode, and then seeing if I'm right

[@Cragnock]

Swimmy and Golden are solid bets but College is my dark horse for screwing things up.

[@samlund8543]

Hint: It’s mostly Swimmy (and a little bit of Golden)

[@MekarWB]

@@Cragnock Well we knew it couldn't be Swimmy or Golden because it said Axis and they were the Soviets. Turns out it was College lol

[@Yayaloy9]

You can always rely on swimmy and Golden to be the legend. And then have College to be the competitor. The videos are absolutely amazing omg. If it weren't for College we wouldn't see golden trying to beat a single out of fuel tank

[@wolv0223]

Oh my god, the post-mortem arguing by the Soviet players was absolutely hysterical. The utter vitriol thrown at each other because of the planes and tanks was so good. also, holy crap, I did not realize until that post-mortem that the early D-Day in Rotterdam happened in *1941.* I just kinda assumed it was like '43 or something, but no, they really had to call in an emergency D-Day in '41. The utter madness...

[@HankGlamorous]

good job not letting swimmy get away with it at the end, those light tanks where just driving petrol bombs

[@smacky101]

Golden and swimmy NEED to coop together more often. Comedy gold!

[@liladoodle]

The Soviet Union: *Is slowly collapsing.* Germany: "Auf Wiedersehen! Schweinhund".

[@zenknight4839]

Hold up there buckaroo, it's "auf wiedersehen" and not "alfidersen"

[@liladoodle]

​​@@zenknight4839My phone doesn't like some German words. But, I have fixed it.

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

Meanwhile, Romania: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

[@zenknight4839]

@@liladoodle lol alright

[@johnbrown5958]

Ever since swimmy returned, bokeon videos have been instantly better.

[@QuisUtDeus828]

One of the better scripts. Ive watched it about a dozen times. Golden and swimmy on the same ussr is peak comedy gold

[@DevDog98]

this is the most soviet generals simulator match ive ever seen lmao the yelling and panic sells it

[@BOS_C.O.]

The end was beautiful lmao, it honestly impressive that the Axis still managed to lose

[@Bash-245]

2:11 ... oh my... I see why she unfollowed him.

[@Only.D.G.]

9:47 Dr. Strangelove moment

[@CHEWYLOE]

4:21 - Genghis Force Ghost

[@szymonk.7267]

That was the most lore akurate and entertaining representation of the soviet union i have ever had the pleasure to watch... "We drive towarzysz"

[@sumomanify]

Dankus getting that gram grind hoi is over for him

[@unclesanders]

wtf is that general lololol is that the ghost of Genghis?!?! EDIT. I have watched slightly further and the ghost of genhis is actually cracked.

[@samlund8543]

Kublai Khan’s Force Ghost

[@Thebaconmurderer]

I've gotta agree with Golden on this one. Soviets without TD's is horrendous or just Light tank division in general without TD's in MP. Also zero infantry on Swimmy part was a complete failure.

[@Oliver-ld3ei]

The weirdest thing about Dankus’ phone call, is he already has a girlfriend.

[@Drauguro]

1,600 fuel capacity, tanks go brrr brrr

[@vidogams]

I love the way that someone can be so angry that they become calm again.

[@patron_only]

After watching both parts... I realized that the Swimmy x Golden combo, the outcome is obvious! This match was unique in a way! Nice job! 👍

[@ashutoshsethi6150]

Fucking hetalia ass collab

[@Merugaf]

The only things we can conclude is It is all Golden's fault. Swimmy is a genius. #Swiplomacy

[@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl]

Oh my god back to this dumpster fire I’ve been waiting for this 😂

[@lmaogottem5984]

7:29 bottom right ?!?!?!?!??!

[@Bokoen1]

Explained this in the previous video in a comment. His family gave his account to a younger cousin. I've blocked the account so it doesn't show up anymore.

[@Createrz2015]

Gave me a millisecond of hope

[@andrew_games6303]

Just Let bro play geometry dash

[@butteredpooper7750]

Happy Biden is playing Geometry dash, let him chill

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Having them have larger fuel capacity is a double edge sword though. Yeah, they wont need to refuel for a while, but at the same time that means they take up more fuel supply just on refueling alone.

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

This makes me wonder why people let Swimmy play Majors so often 😂

[@Zelinkokitsune]

Because he ensures there's going to be easy things to mine for videos.

[@VicDealio]

sometimes he cooks?

[@gabrielcaballero4817]

Dankus was tweaking

[@AugustVonpetersborg]

How the fuck did he expect to make a single break in the line with those dogshit tanks in order get his epic reddit encirclement with all that fuel?

[@eliafranzini8038]

12:57 Beep beep!

[@SahilShirazee]

I swear Golden , College , and Swimmy in a voice channel together made this channel what it is . I don't even watch Bo for the gameplay I just find the comms and banter fucking hilarious.

[@calebrumsey4838]

braun and dressel too

[@tutku1560]

2:18 Simp confirmed

[@leofong1382]

Swimmy wasn’t playing HOI4, he was playing Scrap Mechanic with those dogshit “experimental” tank designs

[@BaronVonMott]

Once again, College's inability to micro the side of a barn helps him snatch defeat from the jaws of victory! 😂

[@warmongeringgood]

"beep beep" -swimmy, 2024

[@germanpanzer38t]

2nd half of mappies

[@dwarow2508]

1:47 only that irl there were around 800k Soviet troops and potentially a million reserves between the Axis and Moscow at that time lol

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

Swimmy is either a greatest strategist or the worst dead weight dragging the whole team down into the abyss. There is no middle ground when he plays.

[@cc0767]

2:25 Dankus is suffering from success as always

[@redacted7230]

Soviet tanks were literally just a fuel truck with a MG welded on top

[@Queesh10000]

Playing Soviets is like watching your own house being on fire, trying to stop the spread with a spoon and watching the fire brigade saving a cat across the street.

[@jaidengabriel1675]

THE COLLAB BROKE BEFORE THE MONGOLIANS DID!

[@crook7493]

Genuinely the best episode from the past months

[@magni5648]

"It's not so far in the back." As he's building airfields in the Urals.🤣

[@OliverCovfefe]

I CAN'T MOVE MY UNITS BO

[@ToonCaliOfGreatness]

This was easily one of my favorite games to watch you guys play. For as incompatible as they are, there is no funnier combination than Swimmy X Golden.

[@cpt.mystic_stirling]

Imagine WW2 how serious a lot of generals are. In WW3, the enemy general just types “CrInGe” 😆

[@TheMightofDab]

Just unsubbed to Dankus and got a phone call immediately. it's fucking 4am. This guy is unhinged

[@bruh5912]

Never question the Swimmy builds. His brain is so big that you can’t comprehend it.

[@ohZeroOne]

The East has fallen 😞😢

[@ashutoshsethi6150]

Billions must be encircled

[@thisisaname5589]

As hilarious as it is, this was completely Swimmy's fault.

[@makiskanyt9269]

another banger two parter now exists, this shall forever remind us that golden lost

[@keirangray902]

" *FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!* "

[@potato88872]

LOOK AT MY PHONE STATS Dankus

[@officialvallen]

Swimmy’s jerry can addiction strikes again XD

[@ketchup-hq1cp]

The vastness of Russia devours us. - Gerd von College

[@Kholdstare1987]

Now I want to watch the entire VOD from multiple angles

[@Mace8388]

this was by far my favorite video just because the chaos while swimmy is just bing chilling the entire game

[@spitezor]

I should, but I still can't, after all these years - Bo is SUCH a swimmy-polisher. It's unreal.

[@Saber7096]

Hey bo. Great vid as always. I really like these longer videos split into parts. Gives a better story of the whole game and lets us get invested. Would love to see more of this in future. 👍

[@Harl3inger]

The post game discussion was hysterical

[@oswald5728]

Not even joking this thee most funniest hoi4 video I have ever seen.