Portal - Full Walkthrough

[@spuzzfipple951]

34:31 love how you shake 'no' Nice touch.

[@Anton-ey6sl]

I noticed that to XD

[@squ4sh845]

Hydro *too

[@giorgospapalazarou2833]

+Hydro Oh shit it's the grammar police

[@moonlightgaster8610]

SpuzzFipple I died laughing. XD

[@oilman4341]

Hydro it’s too not to

[@lordofbanana6869]

"NO Commentary" What a beautiful sight to see

[@AdminHouse]

@Xander Young Yes It Nice Mam

[@AdminHouse]

@A BC no u

[@Swaglordfawful]

Lord of Banana Y E S

[@bruhsauce644]

jonh wick omg it’s *_ J O N H W I C K*_

[@Baloneyous]

The only commentary I need is sarcastic GLaDOS

[@commandbaker3334]

"If you feel lightheaded from thirst, feel free to pass out".WOW really nice

[@ZoologyFan2023]

Me: Ok. [Passes out]

[@daz571]

Classic Tails The Fox so im not the only one watching this in 2020

[@ZoologyFan2023]

@@daz571 No.

[@iseeyou6985]

@@daz571 No.

[@finklebottoms]

I read this as soon as she said that lol

[@AtlasFox_]

28:31 Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "goodbye!", and you were like *N O* *W A Y*

[@RikaShinePY]

LMAO

[@ctclb2723]

LMAO

[@elladoros]

LMAO

[@peo9741]

LMAO

[@LiamS2005]

LMAO

[@storminmay]

34:28 “Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?” *shakes no*

[@sandromangames8243]

Is that the same From cyberpunk, when find the delaiman taxis?

[@mashedrice3356]

_"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." -Glados_

[@hilariocitii]

It’s GLaDOS Nah let me not seem like a nerd

[@fregtz735]

Better explaination than my teacher will ever put it.

[@trashi4956]

i want that timestamp exactly now.

[@mikey_m114]

@@trashi4956 here you go - it’s at 9:01! :D

[@sanzanderteio4392]

"speed go brr" - Glados

[@s007913]

gotta say. As far as graphics go, this game was way ahead of its time

[@LaynusST]

s007913 The Source engine? Clearly. Portal was released in 2007, but Half Life 2 released in 2004, using the same engine. The one that was ahead of the time was Half Life 2.

[@thomasglass7223]

It uses the same engine as 2004. And it looks amazing. Halo 3 was made 3 years after half life 2 and it's graphics can not compare. Old valve ftw

[@moonlightgaster8610]

It was omg. I remember I was only 5 or 6 when this came out.

[@ulysses4938]

Yeah Valve had the balls to make a game that wasn't limited to the absurd outdated hardware of current consoles

[@iwilltakeyourpassword453]

As well as its sequel

[@Hannerback]

Your gameplay is fast and furious.

[@Bolloxed]

Fabian Gonzalez I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks! =)

[@Hannerback]

***** you're welcome, I also like your gameplay of half life: black mesa and portal 2. Awesome ;)

[@NM_Tech]

+Bolloxed Gaming are the radios a glitch?

[@pine-o-matic6173]

+Nathan Andrew nope.

[@NM_Tech]

Dylan Clark but they are scattered everywhere.

[@ablobofslime4612]

Gladoss: don't worry, equipment remains functional in fire. I dont remain functional in fire gladoss

[@yeetionary]

a blob of slime burns in fire

[@Foxy-od7xm]

Glados

[@spiritual2390]

@@Foxy-od7xm yes that’s the name of that robot thingy talking

[@laserdragon1253]

Yes you do. All Aperture Science test subjects have been modified to be fireproof.

[@luka9967]

@@spiritual2390 It's name is GLaDOS Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

[@ijx_xj]

20:58 "The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake." Okay then GLaDOS

[@alienindisguise5546]

Yeah baked like fuckin cake

[@adrianostrowski6431]

I know it's old comment but still I want to point something out. If you have in-game subtitles on, then you can see that the words "and then there will be" are marked as REDACTED, so we weren't supposed to hear them. Looks like GLaDOS accidentally forgot to glitch this part out.

[@ijx_xj]

@@adrianostrowski6431 Very interesting indeed

[@rileynelson3440]

if it means being deep fried for da cake I'll do it!

[@carrot7868]

@@adrianostrowski6431 in the language I played the game in, she said "the enrinchment center is required to remind you that you are cake". One of my favourite moments in Portal.

[@kimmiee4459]

As someone who’s partially deaf, I really appreciate you doing the captions so well. Thank you

[@haydenjones8978]

Awesome

[@Vd-tv8jj]

Me too, by deaf do you mean no nerve or just collateral damage?

[@kimmiee4459]

@@Vd-tv8jj I was born with no hearing in one ear

[@Vd-tv8jj]

@@kimmiee4459 That’s pretty cool but unfortunate.

[@DaRippa58]

@@kimmiee4459 Damn, that’s a big loss in your life, man. I feel very sorry for you

[@jenniferlynnkarr]

Bless you for doing so many non commentary playthroughs. Sometimes I just wanna watch the game, you know?

[@theNachoFarter]

Best kind of gameplay.

[@ray1195]

Me too

[@girl-di3nn]

jenniferlynnkarr same

[@dewaunwarren1]

jenniferlynnkarr same

[@giorgospapalazarou2833]

Especially with games like portal

[@mysticeeye]

I love how the audio glitches like GLaDOS wants to say something else

[@loverboyjuno1374]

Glasgow is a city, this is GLaDOS

[@mysticeeye]

i was on a kindle when i typed that.. i'll fix it

[@moonlightgaster8610]

Mysticeeye It's Caroline trying to help you, but the computer part cuts her off before she can.

[@nick8052]

Nah prolly not, GLaDOS could only use Caroline when she was aware of her presence or when hearing Cave's voice... I seriously doubt it's Caroline.

[@ninamirzoyan6202]

ITs bEACAuse she's simpy stupaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad the game makers made her stupid

[@w_lat]

34:33 "The only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart." What about the window at 31:46?

[@laserdragon1253]

That doesn't count.

[@cheesyoutanimations2045]

@@laserdragon1253 yes it does bish

[@RECHARGED77]

@The Hunter she got the robot to do it, like forcing chell to burn in a fire Oh wait~

[@oceanjogging5238]

@@RECHARGED77 😳

[@astral-p1823]

"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?" *shakes head in disappointment*

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

curiosity core: do you smell something burning? *throws curiosity core into incinerator* *curiosity core screams*

[@moonlightgaster8610]

Dynamite Dinosaur I felt awful.

[@avi8aviate]

@@ghostface1529 So the cake isn't a lie...

[@ghostface1529]

@@avi8aviate no it is a lie as you are promised cake at the end of your test but it's a lie to get you excited to finish your test so you expect cake and not death via a flaming pit of doom

[@avi8aviate]

​@@ghostface1529 Well, maybe getting to the cake is a lie. Doesn't mean the cake is. But then again, maybe it was a lie and GLaDOS was going to make a cake. After all, she did say that Chell would be baked into a cake.

[@ghostface1529]

@@avi8aviate actually her words were "you will be baked and then cake will be served" but what I'm saying is that the cake is a lie as even though it's real it's told as a lie so you don't expect to be killed and at the end you see her in the cake room but she is being spied on by what looks to be evil cores with glowing eyes before the candle is put out so it's a lie as people are told about the cake but they never see it so it's a lie to the people as they are told they get it but what they only see is a fiery pit of doom so the survivors of the test go insane as they are told about cake but never see it so they think it's a lie as they never see the cake so they think it's nonexistent

[@skykrasher4475]

I love that voice pitch shift when you destroy the Morality core. Gave me shivers.

[@UmbralSol]

I like it too, to me it's like she lost her moral code and became more twisted and human like how she is in Portal 2

[@gabishgab9150]

Void that’s the whole purpose of it.. when you burn the morality code GLaDOS’s moral code disappears

[@leandrotami]

the monotonous way she says "deadly neurotoxin" always gets me!

[@RaeaTheWaitings]

lol

[@thecannedslap]

@@UmbralSol almost like that’s exactly what happened…

[@squiddydash3067]

That little radio :D *dada daaa da* can't get it out of my head anymore XD

[@TheLegendSwag21]

I have a save file just before that song comes up in real words at the end of the game

[@avanelletheclockfriend2515]

I call it Still Alive: Elevator Edition

[@ilikeicecweam4007]

I know. At school I was humming it, and my friend heard me and she was staring at me like: ....wtf?

[@moonlightgaster8610]

Squiddy Dash Same omfg.

[@bostonian4650]

Squiddy Dash that dumbass radio is the best thing ever

[@siiberianian8336]

“no commentary” _This... puts a smile on my face.”_

[@cheesyoutanimations2045]

Ikr

[@InternetRiceBoy]

Listening to a robot for 40 minutes straight is apparently entertaining to me.

[@ihaveaninterestingname7245]

Same

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@ihaveaninterestingname7245 same but without the straight part

[@ezentsy3329]

p o r t a l 2

[@AdminHouse]

mahfoud seraf ??

[@peacekeepings1371]

imaweeb _ Interesting, most people consider her voice to be relaxing. Perhaps that's just in Portal 2, or you're just special

[@ithinkflutterawesome6511]

OMG! Are you the official voice actor for Chell? You sound just like her!

[@kunindavual]

Ummm, it isn't the youtuber talking. It's the voices.

[@moonfusion9964]

r/wooosh

[@djgey69]

IM DEAD💀💀

[@orangexlightning]

@@kunindavual Bruh. How do you not get the joke?

[@nightrider7036]

@@kunindavual Chell doesn't talk, and this is a no commentary video.

[@Syberz2]

Darkness awaits you

[@Syberz2]

The elevators are animated loading screens. You're not actually riding them anywhere, you walk into one and it loads the next level.

[@Syberz2]

Illiusion

[@LifeAsAPotato]

Lol

[@sanya1010100]

I'ts only Office elevators, Another Elevators are working like in Source

[@paperbullet1945]

Just like Mass Effect 1.

[@MysteryOfTheShockwave]

11:35 "Weeeeeeeeee" - GLaDOS

[@adoradelosreyes7539]

10:40

[@thinkkirby9025]

XD

[@tanelpriimets3137]

Weeeeeeeeeee

[@inkymoth]

Brain after the 95th time I press 11:35 : Do it again

[@amalayperson7208]

GLaDOS seems to enjoy that

[@Xerruy]

32:15 - Never realized you could do this. I just stole the computer monitors from the offices around the turret and stacked them under the ledge.

[@GaminGilmore]

Same

[@inactivepleasegoaway]

for me the cube just wouldn't spawn what made it more painful was that it wasn't my first time playing and i knew i had to get the cube, so i was just patiently waiting for 10 minutes waiting for a cube to spawn

[@bredstuff2085]

That's one way to do it lol.

[@jal4science573]

Lol, me too!

[@rafadydkiemmacha7543]

@@inactivepleasegoaway are you sure it didn't? It just happened to me, but it turned out that the cube fell into portal and I found it in the robot room.

[@ItsAsum]

People on the final portal test: "Well that was.... easy. Well, time to finally get my ca-" *The platform turns the corner and they see the fire* "Heheh heh heh- wh- wh- what?"

[@zamsparkle6883]

𝗡 𝗢 𝗪 𝗔 𝗬

[@deisk2707]

Im being stuck there for 25 min trying to figure it out how to get out.

[@laserdragon1253]

You will be baked into cake.

[@cheesyoutanimations2045]

@@laserdragon1253 that was in the middle of the glados boss fight in lego dimensions

[@meatman69696]

i never use the platform to go there

[@SamhainRegen666]

GLaDOS:was it worth it? Chell shakes her head

[@moonlightgaster8610]

WhovianFazbear No.1 Hey, I did the same thing playing Portal. XD

[@filiphinic9776]

Da toje slados

[@mivescensa4303]

And what did it cost?

[@fluffycore3642]

GLaDOS: Was it worth it Chell: **shakes head**

[@haemeelee4919]

Portal Portalport Portal Portal portal Portal Portal Portla

[@dryocampa]

Every time I think of buying a Portal game I watch this to remind myself that I am nowhere near smart enough to work out what to do.

[@andrewblain5202]

izzAbizz I was able to figure out all but one thing. I say that’s pretty good.

[@bostonian4650]

izzAbizz same, every time I look at him solving I don’t even try, because if I do, then my fuckin head will explode

[@josedelbosque3086]

You can do it that's what I thought but I made it through portal 2

[@very_clever_name1636]

Don’t let that stop you!

[@synthster7416]

It *looks* more complicated than it is.

[@teensongohanssj2]

*Didn't we have some fun tho?* *Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like goodbye, and you were like, no way, and then I was all* *"we pretended we were going to muder you"..* *that was great.*

[@jankacerek3112]

GlaDos actually said that

[@ssharingannbruh9580]

it’s been couple years since ever seeing the walk through of portal. My older brother used to play portal 1 and 2 and I remember waking up early on weekends to watch him play it. Portal is one of the many games I haven’t found myself to watch any videos of or if newer ones were released because my brother committed suicide 4 years ago, I stopped playing any video games that triggered a nostalgic memory of him. And today I found the courage to watch this walk through. I’m very happy I did. thank you

[@danielkocjancic4911]

Sorry for your loss man

[@Jiggerjaw]

The little head shake when GlaDOS says "was it worth it" is perfect

[@littlenickey3554]

the turrets always make me feel bad for moving them 😂😂

[@bostonian4650]

Little Nickey same

[@izzyrodriguez61]

Turrets are so cute and adorable 😊

[@deltav864]

"No hard feelings." Turret; I'm pretty sure they don't mind, but they're adorable though :)

[@kertchu]

Turrets apparently have an empathy generator and an empathy suppressor

[@Austyn_Young7]

The turrets are so cute

[@clubkiddxx]

"What are you doing?! Stop it! I.. i.. I I I I I I I -- Vweee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you."

[@moonlightgaster8610]

some weirdo GLaDOS/Caroline is messed up in more ways than one.

[@sirbreadstick]

OMG ITS A TURTLE, OMG YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS A TURTLE

[@flental6708]

*_p r e t e n d e d_*

[@michaelsafron5444]

FUHCHK I got a message from GLaDOS she said “Aperture science reminds you that anyone who quotes an aperture science A.I such as Personally cores 1-400, Sentry turrets, Androids, or Genetic Life-form and Disk Operating System Or GLaDOS will be sued.”

[@wd3185]

Huh. There are a few things I didn't notice the first time. Like how GLaDOS looks completely different in the first game and how she somehow got moved from the surface back down to the Enrichment Center. Also, that ending with the cores turning on their lights shows how without GLaDOS, the facility is activating multiple cores (such as Wheatley) in her place to take care of it. That's why you don't see any cores on railings in the first game but do in the second game.

[@brolytriplethreat]

Wendigo Dragon I guess the glados parts fell back down after that parking lot looking area collapsed into a the massive space below. Glados doesn't look that different, really, other than the head. the body is still structured the same, though some parts are missing, such as the core plugs, by the time you reach her again, she adds onto herself, but when she wakes up, most of the parts of her are just more detailed. well, that, and she might be slightly bigger

[@phalanxHH]

Portal 1 takes place in an older area of the enrichment center.

[@SimonClarkstone]

In Portal 2 you find what is clearly the remains of chamber 19 a long way below GLaDOS, far further below her than it was in Portal 1.

[@themetagamer7862]

18:07 This line is severely underrated. I haven't heard it until I finally played Portal today!

[@jackgreenearth452]

Is it a reference to red dwarf?

[@caseysshenanigans708]

Looking back, I can see just how *terrifying* this and Portal 2 actually are behind their stories. All alone. No other people to help. And an AI trying to kill you. What will you do?

[@jackgreenearth452]

Well, with portal 2 there is another robot.

[@cowardlycamper32]

Die, obviously.

[@Queen_Miku]

Portal 2 was more comedic, portal 1 is just terrifying

[@anamatos6589]

​@@Queen_Miku portal 1 is basicaly... Hi you are alone with a robot that is trying to kill you and only you and that robot seens to have personality and all the other robots are just there with some recorded voices

[@Queen_Miku]

@@anamatos6589 yes

[@Sonichero151]

that part I laughed the hardest at was the fact GlaDoS wasn't lying about the party etiquette position or the robot

[@ThePowerSerg922]

Ooh, what is that? Whaaat is that? Ooh, that thing has numbers on it.

[@omganimaljamdinosaurflutte6869]

omg that profile pic.....

[@ThePowerSerg922]

Omganimaljamdinosaur Fluttershyandpinkiepiefan Everybody says that about my profile pic.

[@rosesforrevenge2600]

+Omganimaljamdinosaur Fluttershyandpinkiepiefan ikr

[@digitaltoaster4956]

Do You Smell Something Burning?

[@ThePowerSerg922]

Digital Toaster *exploed

[@loverboyjuno1374]

39:20 look at the tree in the bottom right. Are you actually kidding me?

[@tomaufuclingreadmyname8532]

it was all just a "SIMULATION".

[@gir4430]

It was horribly edited.

[@cxlesstial]

Oh wow...xD

[@_wolfie6796]

I didn't see it

[@dangleoof6944]

DragonInferno99 Ω A. r

[@coreyyamaguchi8787]

GlaDOS: this next test will take a very long time... Chell: *solves it in like.. a minute* GLaDOS: * am I a joke to you?*

[@Sinxytlol3]

Chell yes

[@Miwa_the_turtle]

No chell is like :|

[@Sinxytlol3]

@@Miwa_the_turtle she said yess in her head

[@randomtexanguy9563]

@@Miwa_the_turtle chell is always >:( throughout both games

[@G0NNG_official1360]

no the other test champer is easer so she solve less in a mitnet

[@laylover7621]

This game is an absolute, timeless masterpiece. Some serious galaxy brain shit was happening. Everything about this game is flawless and outstanding.

[@minecraftboi9468]

“Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 megawatt aperture science heavy duty super colliding super button” -GLAdos 2007

[@indigoberrypie]

I know I'm two years too late, but I just want to say how awesome your playthroughs are. Whenever I'm bored or I can't find something I want to watch, I'll just watch one of your vids. Keep it up!

[@saffrontsunami7779]

portal walkthroughs are so much fun. I myself have started making them, and have put them into episode format.

[@Toed730]

“Speedy thing comes in, speedy thing comes out.” “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” *GLaDOS MALFUNCTION*

[@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266]

Let's throw some cores into incerator

[@varshaindrasani7313]

My man "Lyman"

[@n_d_cisive]

Timestamp?

[@darkqwartzsytal834]

@@n_d_cisive 9:08

[@3vorp]

@@darkqwartzsytal834 and 11:35

[@johnnyfx82]

Thank you very much for playing and posting your Portal Walkthrough! [00:00 - 01:04 Portal Intro] 01:05 - 25:55 Levels 00-19 (duration 25'50'', avg. 81 secs. per each level) 25:55 - 34:27 Escape (duration 08'32'') 34:28 - 38:19 GLaDOS Fight (duration 03'51'') [38:20 - 40:41 Ending, duration 01'21'']

[@dusksunsetio6042]

I was so used to GlaDOS insulting the shit out of me after exiting the chambers that I honestly, truly, waited for her to say “Here come the test results..”

[@Codename-Thefox]

You are a horrible person

[@tannerelyce2015]

I said "goodbye" and were like "Noo Way" 😂😂😂😂 hahaha best part

[@GeorgTheGr8]

@Xander Young I'm pretty late but 28:28

[@nemanjalojanicic2786]

​@@GeorgTheGr8and i'm even later

[@kristen9194]

Thank you for the 'no commentary' in the title! I don't play the games I just like to watch them and yours is awesome! Thanks again :)

[@zenatrical]

Dude, just play that game

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

Playing Portal is fun

[@pheonixnova4383]

Wtf

[@kristen9194]

@@pheonixnova4383 why do you day that?

[@pheonixnova4383]

@@kristen9194 ......why don't you play the game?

[@asew1710]

Did someone notice that the music on the beginning is a variation of the 'Still Alive' end credits song?

[@blazingamingirlsrandomthin4830]

Yep

[@ZoologyFan2023]

Ye. :3

[@duatia5315]

8 bit big band represent!

[@ЕркебуланБусурманов-ц6щ]

Could you leave the timecode?

[@snackasmversion2752]

I remember back in 2007 being so enticed with Portal, the hours I put into this game...man 2007 was a kickass year.

[@STA-3]

I was born that year 😂

[@Miles_Flores]

@@STA-3 same

[@icanthinkofaname13]

@@STA-3 me too!

[@indescribablycoolikeafurniture]

portal, left 4 dead... valve was cookin that year man

[@_chlorinesunshine]

21:02 "-you will be baked and then there will be cake"

[@LiveNiceness14]

The Portal series were great games. At first I was confused as heck in some chambers but I figured it all out. And GLaDOS was an asshole which made her character so great

[@Sonichero151]

Niceness_of_Gemini it was always a great feeling to solve a test chamber

[@zenatrical]

Iii

[@darkpandalord3844]

I absolutely love this game. It's short, easy, simple, and has some replayability. I love it because it's a type of game that you would play and finish if you have some free time.

[@LifeAsAPotato]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS WITH NO COMMENTARY YUSS

[@torinstudley5351]

Life As A Potato yeah

[@yonkbonk9249]

Well, how do you feel as an A.I. now?

[@xxmlgnoscoperxxdogeking5333]

Life As A Potato Is cool

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

Life As A Potato Is Grueling

[@spillingink6905]

Life As A Potato Is Starchy

[@TheDr502]

For a game that's nearly 14 years old, the graphics age remarkably well! I loved playing Portal back in high school. (Great walkthrough, but should've included the game's credits)

[@sandra1328]

That was a very smart move putting a portal above the incinerator, so there is no need to move back and forth. I didn't think of it. Wow.

[@jerichamesclammay3107]

GlaDoS is a Biologically Infinite Terminal Computer Hacker.

[@sneakycoconut623]

But she is GLaDOS not BITCH--.. Oh wait I see it now lmfao

[@Silvery2]

Oh, how clever!

[@Bearmauler]

Whaaaaaaaat??!!!

[@FranciumBoron]

Noice.

[@skillset9912]

*LMAO*

[@Silv3rM4st3r]

11:35 GLaDOS:"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..." Me: Good talk GLaDOS.

[@tipsyGn0stalg1c]

The turrets are so cute when you can actually hear them; Who are you?, Help!, Put me down!, AAA

[@TAK-yj4hj]

"The only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart." I'm sorry :(

[@jackgreenearth452]

Don't spoil it for me if the answer is in portal 2, but I don't get that line.

[@DevilWolf000]

"If survival is your goal than the last thing you want to do is destroy me" "I'm the only thing standing between us and them..." Good thing Chell slept for another 20k+ years

[@Youtube.Commen-tater]

I'm fairly certain that you're controlling some random test subject when Portal 2 first starts. Chell's muscles would have completely deteriorated by the time she had awoken if she were always there. She wouldn't be able to get up at all. I'd argue that one of the test subjects realized the voice on the intercom was automated, and instead chose to eat, watch TV, and stare at one painting until succumbing to cardiac arrest or possibly expiring from the neurotoxin flooding the facility (which explains the mattress indent).

[@DevilWolf000]

@@KZbin.Commen-tater there are no other test subjects they died due to no life support Chell is the only one who survived beacuse of Doug Rattman who switched the last remaining power for her life support. Read the Rattman comic of Portal

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

@@KZbin.Commen-tater if you place two portals in a corner you can look at the player's model. It's the same aside from the shirt, and Doug rattman only rerouted the power supply to one single relaxation vault, chell's, Obviously.

[@gameivan4638]

i'm very smart: i played portal 2 first, and then portal 1

[@saffrontsunami7779]

noooooo you need to play them in order!!!!!!!

[@zenatrical]

yes

[@jerky9006]

Me too xD

[@alienindisguise5546]

I did that too but not played them but watched them like that

[@nitroshock5822]

Smart = Stupid

[@kryptomaniaxthehomestuckfan]

The turrets are so cute XD

[@Pancakes_Master]

+MajesticSkyStudios "no hard feelings"

[@lsekal3840]

+Mr. Sewaddle put him down please

[@xtra3678]

They were made for babies they have to be

[@saffrontsunami7779]

I looooovvvveee the turrets. soo creepy, but cute and funny.

[@Bearmauler]

Sleep mode activated

[@loomman5296]

Why does GLaDOS advise Chell to disregard the Companion Cube's advice? Why would it be able to speak?

[@adamost4831]

It is a dead test subject crammed into a box

[@loomman5296]

PancakeVsWaffle How do you know that?

[@loomman5296]

***** What's the vid called?

[@Timg95]

Game Theorist: The Companion Cube has a Dark Secret.

[@loomman5296]

Timg95 Ok! I'll watch it!

[@FPSkazuto]

"well you found me, congratulations. was it worth it?" player : *shakes head*

[@KichouKix]

11:35 GlaDos: Weeeeeeee. ... Me: what the heck is Glados doing?!

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

@RailFan1562 14 what the fuck did you say to me?

[@RECHARGED77]

She's just yeeting companion cubes into the incinerator

[@sccott8269]

The cake is a lie. Remember that

[@mariaemilianapreziuso1182]

40:15 it isnt a lie look at it, its just right there

[@ember-brandt]

@@mariaemilianapreziuso1182 -- 36:53 -- The Intelligence Core was lying about the recipe for cake, though - so even though there was technically a cake in the core closet at the very end, the cake was STILL a lie. :D Doug Rattmann was right about everything.

[@vuice6601]

That is a mystery. There is no clarified answer if the cake is really a lie or not. Who knows, Wheatley's supposed "three portal device" could lead to a room with the cake in it.

[@ZoologyFan2023]

What about cupcakes? :3

[@zocritter]

My birthday party: here is some cake, Me: misses party cause the cake is a lie

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

"Are you trying to escape. Hmph things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us...and them...." Holy shit so GLaDOS knew about the Resonance cascade at Black Mesa and this either is during or after the "Seven Hours War" and the Combine are on Earth. Or prior to the war and GLaDOS theorizes the Combine invasion is imminent. Humanity's hope now lies on the BOREALIS. And GLaDOS knows it.

[@itmeriver5800]

And you were like: "NO WAY"

[@suicidal.session]

It was more like "*NUO WUUAY*"

[@RikaShinePY]

*NUUUAAA WUAAAAAY*

[@mrmemes7883]

"The weighted companion cube will not threaten to stab you" Terraria companion cube: *i diagnose you with 1 damage*

[@DTEOAnimates]

Ik but why am I replying you literally forgot about this

[@MSILAER]

38:13, 1. I don't think that's her actual voice; it's probably Glados just being mean. 2. I theorize that Chell probably doesn't speak because it's either a medical condition, or she chooses not to speak because of all of the chaos she endures duing the tests. 3. If she did speak, I would absolutely LOL if she said this to Glados after being insulted: "Oh yeah? Well (raspberry). I...Am...Robot...Stereotype! (Imitating Glados) How do you like that you crazy glitch?!"

[@DarkSky_1]

"Well you found me. Was it worth it" Me: *nervously shakes head no* XD I LOVE THE HUMOR YOU PUT IN THIS

[@goaway-mt1yn]

11:35 W H E E E E

[@confidingrex85]

Thanks for the free replay button

[@hamadnasser3318]

Weeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[@MindIfIDo]

​@404TVfr shut uuuuuuuuuuup

[@genericname5880]

35:33 Idk why, but this sentence make me laugh because she repeats herself. Idk why.

[@eratous4477]

Andrew Edwards did you like your own comment lol?

[@petrmatko6628]

@@eratous4477 Did you like your own comment? lol

[@petrmatko6628]

@@eratous4477 I got notified of your comment only a month later, the heck.

[@paintedblue6006]

14:39 Thank you for helping us help you help us all - GLaDOS

[@doogulass]

I just played and beat Portal for the first time. I'm blown away by 32:18...I never figured out that I could get the cube out of that. I moved a bunch of stuff from the office with the laser thing and somehow stacked it up enough to jump off of it instead. This video makes everything look so easy! Nice job!

[@DennisReynoldsFan]

even though the turrets are designed to kill you they're so cute :(

[@saffrontsunami7779]

turrets for liiifffeeee

[@lordfusiondar1003]

The cake is a lie

[@KMC_MrChicken]

DW Fro the cake u eat is a lie

[@willow1011]

tru dat

[@pugloife1001]

The meme is a die

[@admincloud8339]

DW Fro the truth.

[@King-ny5oq]

What does that mean?

[@friccle_]

I love that her voice gets deeper when you incinerate the purple core

[@mackpiggy]

Getting to the middle of the game thinking its actually the end then quickly having the thought that maybe its not the end, just based on how Glados acts throughout the game toward you and then avoiding being baked is the best feeling ever. The holy shit moment I got realizing it wasn't the end is one of the greatest game design moments ever. Portal is forever goated.

[@homer_sexual]

I just bought the game on Saturday bc it was on sale, played it through the same night and I'm still shook about how good the escape part of the game is. The part beyond the fire pit genuinely invokes the feeling that you're out of bounds and doing something the game isn't intended for, especially with GLaDOS repeatedly saying you're going the wrong way and telling you to come back to the testing area. You have no idea where you're going, but you go anyway. It's amazing game design.

[@AuraTheWolf-]

3:40 I want this to be a new train announcement

[@janette2422]

YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!!!! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!! I really appreciate the professionalism of the walkthrough :) thank you thank you thank you!!!!

[@user-jt1tp1jh9o]

Ah yes, this brings me back so much memories, how difficult it was to solve the tests sometimes. Fun fact: First game I purchaded in Steam.

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

Also my first Steam game

[@nothingbutnegativity7495]

This is also the first Valve game I have ever played

[@MonkeyM98]

I'm listening to this the way some people would sit and listen to music

[@Debonair.Aristocrat]

The Dude listening to bowling tapes... Big Lebowski reference.

[@gay.mer9328]

“Well done, Android. The enrichment centre reminds you that Android he’ll is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance.

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

Yeah, that specific course was for military androids. What's your point in quoting this?

[@3vorp]

@@think_of_a_storyboard3635 it’s kinda funny I guess?

[@gonsa_pro]

"Speedy thing comes in, speedy thing comes out"

[@tangent.arc38618]

-GLaDOS, 2007

[@thefox4944]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@proryogd7896]

Who else was extremely confused when it said mouse 4 to jump

[@RikaShinePY]

Same

[@a-g-dplayz7594]

GLaDOS: Was it worth it? Chell: Heck to the No 34:31

[@DDXofficial]

that shit went dark really quickly...

[@ZZZ-xq9pk]

glados's voice is oddly relaxing to listen to. thanks for uploading and captioning this, im about to play portal 2 now

[@eggs00000]

No commentary. “This is beautiful. I’ve been staring at this for five hours now. “ - Tom Havorford

[@controlalt1333]

28:28 Didn't we have so fun? Remember when the platform was going into the fire pit And you was like NO WAY And I was like we was gonna pretend to murder you😂😂🤣

[@RikaShinePY]

I wonder what happens when you actully go into the fire

[@PremiumCheeses]

"Uh oh. Somebody cut the ca-" B*TCH I'M THERE ALREADY. NOBODY EATS MY CAKE!

[@mariobrown1958]

Just played this for the first time. I think this game made me smile more than any other and I beat it in a day. Valve is just great.

[@dioenkai]

Glados be like: *I Can't Believe you've done this*

[@Supercatandrewman]

At somewhere around the 18 minute mark, I pretty much gave up and looked up this walkthrough... I can't believe something that only took you like 18 minutes took me almost 3 hours!

[@Supercatandrewman]

Most of the time I really don't like being a quitter, but around the 21 to 22 minute mark, I decided that I had enough of the game for 1 day.

[@25shadow11]

34:31 did you just have chell shake her head "no" in response to glados's question?

[@RikaShinePY]

Ye xD

[@lemonmarinade3820]

When you completed the second to last test, with all the portal gun shooting, that was epic as hell! This was a great video, almost 41 minutes is long.

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

It's not very impressive, I've played this game more times than I can count. I literally forgot the exact number of times I've played both games.

[@PurpleMoon799]

@@think_of_a_storyboard3635 wow you're so cool 🙄🙄🙄

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

@@PurpleMoon799 Maybe the flex was unnecessary, yes, but it still wasn't that impressive. it was just beating the game.

[@luka9967]

Alternate title: *AI being Passive agressive during 40 minutes straight*

[@haseenabadshah5381]

aggressive*

[@ghostface1529]

11:35 GLaDOS: wheeeeeeeee Me: well she is is at least right

[@dyem4nsion926]

Poor companion cube