Markiplier Tries to Keep Up with a Professional Chef | Back-to-Back Chef | Bon Appétit

[@doorlord1521]

“You’re competitive” “No, nuh-uh” *my sizzle was better*

[@searlaitnise]

Charles Moreland lol

[@stevethea5250]

@@searlaitnise The "no nuh-uh" for for ironic effect :D

[@lyshussey2471]

Totally off topic but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

[@spacevermin8378]

Someone should've warned this lady that Mark is a force of destruction

[@darn9717]

Ikr

[@maryl1129]

Frrrr lmao

[@Jukeboxinc]

Ya, she looked kinda scared- 🤣

[@KingBongHogger]

She was awesome though. I'm glad they didn't get some humorless stiff chef for this.

[@loganentertainment1814]

Without a doubt. :) XD

[@forwantofapage6059]

I love how Mark sort of apologetically explained that his sass and bravado was just for show

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

he is a wholesome boy

[@alinastark403]

999 likes!

[@samschiang]

@10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge why is Women capitalized

[@melwasabandoned6717]

Sam Chiang because we are superior

[@Kaiscoolness]

10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge He’s just a pretty wholesome dude, I don’t think it’s about gender

[@RayRayRay0]

Carla: *breathes* Mark: I was way ahead of you

[@sirswipah]

🙃🙃👌

[@platinumvideos9810]

420 likes

[@lbcv]

i was way ahead of you

[@roblesgabe104]

Carla: blinks Mark: I am 9 quadrillion parallel universes ahed of you

[@niellity]

*I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@Elizabeauty312]

“I was being a jerk. It was a defensive mechanism.”

[@p3pp3r67]

Elizabeauty312 felt that ya know XD

[@Flabbergasted-yl4hv]

meirl

[@_phong.huynh_]

Family Gatherings be like

[@keistar6815]

Hey what do you know.. I found the reason behind why I'm being a jerk for no reason

[@_phong.huynh_]

@@keistar6815 Bless your heart, sweet Bunn

[@carolineg3923]

Markiplier only knows how to cook with one hand and the other in his pocket.

[@lordofthehounds2997]

that honestly kept bothering me.

[@Snarethedrummer]

He's just really into Alanis right now

[@sorrenzz3610]

@@lordofthehounds2997 You must be bothered easily then

[@ms.rumandcoke5344]

@@lordofthehounds2997 It bother me too

[@Triggerly]

Well he's not professional and he probably can lift the pan easily with 1 hand. Can't relate cuz I don't cook :(

[@williamfalls]

Carla: "You're competitive." Mark: *has to resist the urge to debate who's the MOST non-competitive*

[@min-kn9ny]

When Mark grabbed the plant I did the quietest "ᵐᵃʳᵏ ⁿᵒ"

[@9.1.22]

how the freak did you get that text so small

[@alxxsv]

jela *I THINK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT*

[@inalatumarianna5510]

How do you turn it small?

[@inalatumarianna5510]

@@chefdog6033 hpw do you do that?

[@StarryxNight5]

@RUBEN CONTRERAS You triggered my bot PTSD.

[@BurgundyBurrito]

"How would you rate yourself as a cook?" Flashbacks to Markiplier Makes

[@sandserpent]

Nick Henrich same

[@NODnuke45]

"Scrappy" ... because everything they made ended up looking like scraps? lmao

[@intellectual_idiot7195]

Nick Henrich “I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!”

[@mjamin9124]

when he was a child... he was to poor to afford purgatory

[@justiniantbh]

Flashbacks to mashed potato bath

[@chrissiper]

Markiplier: *Smashes garlic full force* Brad probably somewhere in the back: Wooooaaaahhh Momma

[@Hoelstadt]

N I A C I N

[@CRAETION_]

THE ALLICIN!!

[@SawhneyVibes]

“Me yow”

[@alexg1693]

*its like a two-part epoxy*

[@SeanFerree]

😂😂😂

[@Bruh-zi8jd]

This is just a professional Markiplier Makes episode

[@alt._.f488]

~*×Crackhead×*~ couldn’t agree more with you

[@immortaljodi]

YES

[@danialshamshuddin]

You saying Markiplier Makes isn't already the peak of professionalism?

[@adumbbuglovingloser3198]

Markiplier makes the purgatory egg whatever

[@midnightmcfuzzyfists4887]

Omg I hadn’t thought about that

[@dillonlol7409]

January 2020: Markiplier is cooking eggs in purgatory with a professional chef at the Bon Appetit test kitchen. December 2020: Markiplier has eaten too many expired pop tarts, he is now recovering in the hospital.

[@chaoticgoose4286]

Markiplier has pooped

[@inalatumarianna5510]

@@chaoticgoose4286 on your goose

[@largeboy5577]

Oh, how the star has fallen Or has he risen to standards astronomically beyond that which even the most daring minds have dared to imagine?

[@Kenli-mu6qi]

No 😭✋🏻😂

[@headlessonion7881]

What a ride 2020 was...

[@lizlemon3698]

“How many turns?” “Like te-“ “ *TOO LATE* “

[@frostedbirdy]

mark: "how many turns?" carla: "ten-" mark: "too late" carla: "Ok"

[@brianli6562]

*Keeps turning

[@safarahali6886]

I swear I read this the same time the vid was Playing that part lol 😂

[@Eule153]

My life in a nutshell

[@nedsbluebayou7477]

I love how she says “you can see him on a heist with markiplier” when he also has a whole KZbin channel I love that

[@alvingoooo]

She's legally obligated to say that

[@izzywoods794]

Joshua_Tyler_William_Robert_Dun_Joseph was prob in her script. He’s there to promote it. But yea it was weird to hear

[@bubblemonkeys]

@@izzywoods794 It's been out for months, why promote it now?

[@daddycloyster4896]

@@bubblemonkeys it was probably recorded back then but got it's posting date got delayed

[@bubblemonkeys]

@@daddycloyster4896 maybe

[@starlight4649]

Oh wow, you're competitive Mark: what? No I'm not... Mark's fans: yes, he is, extremely...

[@demon6150]

Yeah

[@eidolomere]

yieh

[@jasmineb3421]

Yeah

[@magspie04]

Yeah

[@quillpentheartist]

Yeah

[@markiplier]

Hey, thanks for having me! This was a ton of fun and an honor to be in the kitchen.

[@OmegaNovena]

Great job Mark! Back to back cooking with Ethan?? Gotta see more of the face of God on a plate y'know?

[@cecilyerker]

It’s amazing how good of a cook you are when you don’t have to babysit Ethan or Tyler

[@dashrubberbear]

You're such a jerk. It's adorable

[@ShunGuan]

Thanks so much for appearing on Bon Appetit! You and Carla were an absolute delight to watch! :D

[@CarnSarnit]

You were just happy that you were actually taller than someone :p

[@DraconicDuelist]

*Actual Chef:* "How would you rate yourself as a cook?" *Mark:* "I... am a man, who owns _five_ ovens."

[@Grackle-eating-popcorn]

ACTUAL CHEF: my god....

[@greythomas6199]

I wish he said that

[@taniachapman3643]

Yes!

[@JJ-gn1tb]

I'm about to comment something like that 😂

[@cheesyninja7850]

5 out of 5 ovens

[@melissanoelle410]

Markiplier’s only known unit of measurement: smithereens.

[@trollingmodeactivated2500]

Smitherenic system

[@moonw0rt]

lmao

[@FishiesGoPook]

to shreds you say! lol smithereens and shreds lol

[@helenkeller1898]

Melissa Noelle you forgot one.... smitheroones

[@raystrife234]

And would categorize his cooking skills as: Scrappy

[@tmliao5402]

"It is beautiful!" "Thank you I know." "Great tearing!" "Thank you." "Amazing eggs!" "Thank you." "Wonderful, amazing eggs!" "Thank you..." *Mark this is where you compliment her back!* "...why would I?" I died XD

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Was that Eef?!

[@leo_1408]

@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet i think so to

[@TheJavapup]

Disappointed that mark didn't mention his 5 ovens.

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Now that would be freaking fight on who has the most XD

[@TheJavapup]

@Elio Probably flexed them when he first arrived to avoid that fight.

[@bethanymorgan6113]

and that growing up he couldn't afford ANY ovens

[@switzerfamily9727]

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVE OVENS. You can just see his face light up when you think about him saying it.

[@mellaberry6353]

@@switzerfamily9727 I can almost hear him saying it. Especially the fiiiive

[@aaronsaunders7790]

Carla: How would you rate yourself as a cook? Mark: Uh... *I'M A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS* Mark: Scrappy

[@The-Listener]

As soon I saw the ovens in the back ground I got flashbacks to it

[@vongolaprimo7431]

I really wish he said this

[@GamerGirl0120-w2g]

*when I was a child, I couldnt afford...*

[@martinleonstandup]

This was everything I hoped it would be. Loved how Carla sassed right back at Mark, no problem.

[@zeeanon9830]

she's so good at adapting to the energy the guest provides, what an amazing host

[@kyndramb7050]

He's about the same maturity as her young son, so it makes sense! Lol!

[@internetperson3228]

I love how carla humored him all the way, and I love their little back and forth legal jokes

[@prestonholt8803]

"Is it like choose your own adventure?" "I am not legally allowed to say that."

[@iratebeaver29]

And that is something I legitimately don't get. It obviously is, but what is the issue with it? Is the phrase trademarked, like how everybody has to call Super Bowl the big game because they can't legally say Super Bowl?

[@ArchieCooper]

@@iratebeaver29 Exactly that. "Choose your own adventure" is the exact name of a book series, which is trademarked. You can make them, you can sell them and all that, but you can't use that exact phrase in their name, or in describing them. For related fun, try looking up the trademark on "Superhero"

[@iratebeaver29]

@@ArchieCooper Thought so. Thanks for the confirm. And I'll look into that, lol.

[@OrangeC7]

@@ArchieCooper Is that trademark still running to this day? Is that why my hero academia never actually uses the word "superhero"?

[@Mrowmeowmew]

OrangeC7 no, just in Japan the word superhero isn’t really used often. It’s not as common as over here

[@doleperfection]

His horizontal stripe keeps throwing me off, thinking he's wearing some fancy apron with fashion straps.

[@laudt]

Big oof

[@mabelpines5357]

Same

[@caffeination17]

haha ikr

[@iamstuckunderthewater7415]

Lol

[@danikapetersen8313]

Or of the shoulder apron straps

[@alexandravictoria]

When Mark is around Ethan he is like the more mature, guardian type of the pair, but when Mark is around anyone else he BECOMES Ethan😂

[@kaileealtman9630]

Not really. He's always been this way around others.

[@myfakenameisgus3828]

It’s just that Ethan’s craziness is to a worse level, so you don’t notice Mark’s when he’s with him.

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Alexandra lmao 🤣🤣

[@frostedflakes8432]

Lmao

[@applefff]

Lol

[@itchyybrain5264]

This guy makes cream brulé in muffin trays Never ever challenge this man

[@IvanIsYda_]

This man also owns FIVE OVENS

[@stevethea5250]

@@IvanIsYda_ which videos>?

[@IvanIsYda_]

@@stevethea5250 **gasp** you havent seen that yet? 👀

[@ItsLtime]

@@stevethea5250 Markiplier makes:creme brulé. No need to thank me

[@stevethea5250]

@@ItsLtime link thanks 🤣

[@Saevustus]

She doesn't realize that she is dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS.

[@panicbeast9283]

She will turn into a popcorn

[@hesus1474]

yes

[@eathanwinters7737]

Saevustus ok, I'm sorry but I forgot about that but... YES

[@anushkapandey8588]

He's too poor to afford a 6th oven

[@starwarsfront8244]

Only real fans now 😂

[@crunchy141]

Carla: sauce Mark: soYeoCe Carla: sauce. Mark: sEiyOucE

[@KURRDA]

To be fair she definitely said sauce weird that one time lmao

[@sialamur3777]

I was looking for this comment 💀

[@WhosMixxie]

I say it like that because he said it like that a while ago

[@dbone3356]

@@KURRDA She definately pronounced it "swace" the first time.

[@YopparaiNyanko]

@@KURRDA she is a New Yorker of italian descent

[@abadira]

You can just TELL Carla has a son based on how she reacts to Mark lmao

[@Alexsomnia]

This dude is good, he should make a KZbin channel.

[@melsukiii]

👀

[@AestheticYellow]

I have some good news

[@juururu]

ummmm, he already has a channel markiplier it is pretty good with 26M

[@AestheticYellow]

Jambal M74 bruh it’s a joke

[@Alexsomnia]

@@juururu r/woooosh

[@mstickney6612]

Mark: "I'm not LEGALLY allowed to say that!" Carla: "Ah, I am not BOUND by such RESTRICTIONS!"

[@AnGeL-xi1bs]

i want to like your comment but i see that i would have ruined something beautiful

[@sweetnuthin]

Yeah, 690 likes *nice*

[@thenacho6354]

I don't have such weakness

[@mmmtacobaguette4714]

@@thenacho6354 you were not bound by such RESTRICTIONS.

[@crashvds777]

She nailed heist with markiplier right away 😂

[@ckgaming9721]

Mark: laughs menacingly when he hears he gets to tear the leaves off the basil plant Basil plant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@adrijansvensek6167]

😂😂😂

[@theholyegg4203]

Plz no more people like this comment, it has 420 likes

[@inalatumarianna5510]

@@theholyegg4203 too late!

[@Megasterik]

@@inalatumarianna5510 ok

[@apollomars1678]

@@theholyegg4203 at least the basil plant didnt sit on a black sofa

[@twothirdsstudio]

Chef: gently pulling leaves off of the basil plant Mark: *getting ready to yoink the plant out of the pot*

[@bluegrays9872]

You forgot the best part Hehehehehehehe😂

[@str4wberricake]

||-//

[@safahsmind]

nice pic.

[@user-nz4dr1sy5g]

||-//

[@grubbiechirp5695]

He’s literally my childhood. That voice will always give me nostalgia... so happy he hasn’t changed.

[@someonehere364]

What was he doing before? I just know him since the beginning of this year 😅

[@mataskart9894]

@@someonehere364 he's been a pretty nice youtuber since ~2012. Mostly and basically only gaming videos at the start though, he still does those, but these interesting one's are mixed in too(like Markiplier Makes etc...), and his character has barely changed over nearly a decade

[@someonehere364]

@@mataskart9894 oh ok, I knew he was a KZbinr but, because of the word "childhood", I thought he made something else before 😅

[@Whaltteri]

So you're what 8 years old?

[@clairechen7273]

Carla: “Toss the ends into the trash bowl” Mark: proceeds to throw half the chard away

[@SeanFerree]

Lol!!

[@PlayLyss]

I laughed so hard at that lol

[@shTree]

SausageRoll 59p Yeah, how dare anyone share a moment they enjoyed in the comments

[@myerklamb8529]

"Is it like choose your own adventure?" "I'm not legally allowed to say that." Literally the only time in history that Mark has held his tongue on camera

[@Horst_Radish]

I half expected him to say, but yes

[@smile--]

*expected

[@MrGamelover23]

Why isn't he legally allowed to?

[@splintercat]

@@MrGamelover23 My guess would be that term is copyrighted.

[@andrester88]

@@MrGamelover23 It's just mark being cheeky about things.

[@brooklyngirl89]

This video makes me realize that a lot of people don’t realize how much salt, butter, and cream really is in their food when dining out.

[@jenny9343]

Yep. I had this girl shame me for getting salt on my margarita. Yet she never cooks for herself and doesnt know theres more salt in her food than the rim of my glass

[@Fraylovesskincare]

@@jenny9343 Someone shamed you for getting salt on a margarita? Have they never gone out before?

[@jenny9343]

@@Fraylovesskincare exactly what I was thinking... she said "ooff no that's way too much sodium" after I told them they should try the margaritas.. I just looked at her like she was crazy and unreasonable.. my friend that brought her apologized afterwards because it was just a weird thing to say. And I didnt even know her. I kept enjoying my margarita and ordered another one right after.

[@homeslices3]

slap like now

[@jenny9343]

@Jackie Tearie I completely understand that but we had dinner and she got something that was wasnt low sodium.. and I dont see how anything I ordered would bother her if it's not her body.. also margaritas can be served with no salt so there was no reason for her to even make that comment.

[@Alison.taylor.c]

if he was with ethan and tyler he would have absolutely yelled “YOU CLOSE” when smashing the tomatoes

[@computer_juice]

He probably did and they cut it out

[@thatonealien9812]

@@computer_juice I doubt it haha he knows when it’s appropriate to joke like that

[@kaylaryals8227]

😂😂😂

[@thatssovenus]

I love how everytime they do the reveal Carla does a big gasp like she's so excited at how good they did. So wholesome.

[@tamhuy10]

she likes to teach

[@YvaRautier]

😂😂 that is so true

[@1danny]

She is legally obligated to do that.

[@Qwertylol]

It made me think of when my niece tells me about something that I don't care about but have to pretend it's the greatest thing ever. Or like how when my mom's cats start chattering at her and she responds back like it's the most interesting thing ever, even if it's just her cat meowing at her.

[@jcpenney17814]

6:13 Carla: "ok so we can move on to-" Mark: *picks up knife* Carla"-lets crack some eggs" Mark: *dissapoinedly puts down knife*

[@thegongoozler5920]

Darkiplier

[@onioncheeks7640]

I haven't heard that name in a long time

[@brianhalbert3867]

When Mark gets defensive, his sociopathic tendencies really come out.

[@clarycekoonce586]

SHHH! Don't call Dark out like that. He just wants his occasional freedom.

[@limejello2882]

Sometimes reading the comments is a treat.

[@thekycklingwizard78]

“Sociopathic”? That’s so funny haha Quirky

[@clarycekoonce586]

It shows at 11:48

[@Katastr0phic_Katicorn]

@@emmelydegraaf5703 Is there a non-dickish way to correct someone to help them? If so, that's all I want to do. *choking and *basil.

[@amandakaschaksvlogs8216]

Awww the way mark smirks at the camera and says “nuh ah.” After she says he’s competitive which is a FACT.

[@ronja2597]

@Lilly-Grace Mills starts around 6:45

[@justintime112]

Carla and Mark: *takes a bite of the egg* Carla: MMM Mark: *a single tear rolls down his cheek* this is beautiful

[@NWolfsson]

"Markiplier tries to keep up with a professional chef" Me, thinking about the Markiplier Makes series: Oh no...

[@GamerGirl0120-w2g]

Good thing there was no "when I was a child I couldnt afford..."

[@AuroraSkull]

Oh *yes*

[@lucianoariasduval]

@@GamerGirl0120-w2g What do you mean? he probably made something similar to this dish over "The Brick".

[@itsmerobyn1371]

“Mark this is where you’re suppose to compliment her back” “Why would I.. mines better”

[@Joel-tv7jw]

S A V A G E

[@Ezra-wp1oc]

S A V A G E

[@Vorexia]

I thought they meant that he should compliment her *back*.... why?

[@cherry_blooms]

S A V A G E

[@danniton9831]

@@Vorexia I thought so too lol.

[@tristamay6087]

i’m surprised mark didn’t say, “YA CLOSE, YA CLOSE?!”

[@wildchillvibes9201]

XD

[@tristamay6087]

Darren Ramphal God bless you too ❤️!

[@denisedinh]

He almost did to those tomatoes

[@january1494]

I am screaming omfg can you imagine Carla’s reaction to that

[@pixelparasite829]

I'm sure he wanted to, but I think he realized that this was the not a very appropriate place to do that. 😂

[@elmadicine]

carla: how would you rate yourself as a cook mark: *scrappy* me: *sees that look on mark's face * ah hah so we've got that mark today

[@reikoayano3578]

The sassy mark

[@junkyardsanta8814]

The best mark

[@gameseeker6307]

Scrappy the Auto Turret?

[@collinbarry1656]

Seeing Carla and markiplier together is like when you mix friendgroups at your birthday party and don’t know how to feel about it Also if you dig poetry try out @cb.poetry_

[@Draukagrissah]

Good. You should feel good about it. Markymoo and Carla Music, a match made in KZbin Premium Watch A Heist With Markiplier Now!

[@brturner]

This is the comment

[@junkyardsanta8814]

Literally laughed out loud

[@wiiiinty]

Doesn't look like hes interested in cooking lol and she seems annoyed cause hes so stuck up

[@brturner]

@@wiiiinty u good lmao

[@winniethepootietang6152]

Carla: “smash the garlic” *Mark pulverizes garlic* Brad: “it’s technique not muscle okay gym rat”

[@arathorn867]

Let's do this again but have Brad teach Markiplier.

[@recoil53]

"Mark smash"

[@ArawnNox]

@@arathorn867 Oh god yes. Mark and Brad would be amazing.

[@s30123]

And don't forget the Brad Meta garlic alisum chemicals

[@cqdgad]

@@arathorn867 that's a great idea. brad doing this with anyone would be a sight to see! bon appetit you're sitting on gold here!

[@MysticSkyes]

Mark in the most monotone voice ever: I see God in my dish, I'm weeping tears of joy Me: Something tells me that's a hyperbole

[@stevethea5250]

what's a huper bowl

[@oddballentertainment9907]

Hey that rhymes

[@jebadia_mimes704]

When i read this the clip played it. Actually everytime i read something that they syay in the comments the clipe seems to follow. I think its a superpower i just discovered

[@MysticSkyes]

@@stevethea5250 A hyperbole? It's an exaggeration

[@stevethea5250]

@@MysticSkyes why he say it's a hyper bowl

[@luckygirl1able]

“Who can’t figure out how to read the numbers” *Carla has Ninja flashbacks*

[@insertname8889]

I AM UHHHH NOTALLOWED

[@Nitious]

I was like "ninja probably can't"

[@MrsWolf87]

@@Nitious and he cant even cut bread.

[@genericwhitekid7802]

1000th like

[@whateverppl1229]

@@MrsWolf87 I mean, technically... the bread was "cut"

[@denisewreford9352]

Carla’s patience is as impressive as her cooking.

[@alisonwilliams1747]

Seriously. I'm being reminded of when my mum says about her driving instructing. "the worst students are the ones who THINK they know what they're doing..."

[@gg-pv3ie]

well she does have kids so shes had practice lol

[@nickz2147]

Mark was just joking around

[@Boxvoko]

@@nickz2147 Please yes, it's obvious. He does self-deprecating bravado as his persona and it's quite apparent, if you ask me!

[@Husitka]

@@Boxvoko: Exactly... And yet, every time he collabs with someone, a lot of people seem to think it's actually real and not just a bit. It's kind of frustrating, especially considering that he actually talked about it at the end.

[@oxybe]

"I am not bound by such restrictions." Power move by Carla.

[@roux3390]

Carla used Power Move! It's super effective!

[@Sarah-ug7zq]

I love how he just casually has one hand in his pocket

[@nahimgood4]

Yeah idky but it’s hot

[@umm9745]

With a knife in his hand... Looking at the camera

[@qwertydavid8070]

@@nahimgood4 ok

[@triplelootz]

this just makes me think of matpat and stephanie’s “you never know what mark you’re gonna get when you invite him to things” because this is def sassy mark you can’t change my mind

[@InternetsDadGaming]

When did they say that that hilarious

[@blobblub9424]

@@InternetsDadGaming i wanna know too 😂

[@triplelootz]

HalcyonHusky it was during one the their live stream!! the one right after the st. jude fundraiser

[@baileythewitchofvoid8784]

During the Freddy in Space 2 Livestream if I'm remembering right

[@LionHeartedBlade]

They also had an entire Game Theory about him and the characters he plays, or maybe a Film Theory... I forget

[@briadrowned4923]

“How do you rate yourself as a cook?” Me: *has flashbacks to every cooking video Mark has ever done* Mark: “..... scrappy....”

[@KURRDA]

it TASTES

[@TheJege12]

Just... e - e' "...scrappy"

[@shaddowsdieout]

Accurate

[@kovasm.6088]

WHO NEEDS TOOLS WHEN YOU CAN USE HANDS

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

Kiana Cameron afajsbeje I love that part of the video 😂

[@AnnabeleBries]

“I know how to smash things” *flashbacks to presidential fitness test*

[@artemisbeasty196]

Don't tell Amy

[@Obot1121]

I had flashbacks to making gingerbread houses.

[@KURRDA]

can we get *10 BILLION LIKES*

[@yaelmurillo1863]

SHHH we can’t let Amy know

[@coldbloodedkiller4156]

*flashbacks to pumpkin carving with Tyler*

[@introvertairways]

“Cut the very end off it may be dry” Mark: *chops them in half and throws away the big half

[@jaraweiat]

Carla: "Do you consider it to be an end?" Me: "Is he gonna talk to her about the inevitability of death and how time is running out??" Mark: talks about Heist

[@jaykekemister4176]

I think this is old, and they just didn't release it till recently

[@OddMobileWatcher]

@@jaykekemister4176 I think you're right because I would assume he'd not be on about that video after that much time.

[@hououinkyouma6629]

@@OddMobileWatcher I think so too, it's prolly been recorded while back

[@Liveitlarge247]

C: "so we're going to turn this up to-" M: "...smithereens"

[@forceablecashew1929]

Carla: your competitive. Mark: NNNNNooooooo. Also mark: *has a breathing competition*

[@blackxsamurai981]

no comment eh

[@coolguy7288]

no comment eh

[@Verskil1412]

no comment eh

[@itzcheeze2356]

eh comment no

[@stankyratman5685]

no comment eh

[@Christmandavid10]

I swear even Marks “cocky” personality is still extremely easy to talk to

[@Blazequine]

OKAY FR YES

[@izzyolsson5269]

Markiplier: "I'm a tosser" Australians: "heheheheh..."

[@mlagv4045]

Don’t worry, this made the South Africans also raise some brows. 😂😂

[@Wraith101]

I thought he did it intentionally at first hahahaha

[@squirrel9544]

That's a British word, but we'll let you borrow it.

[@Slimegoose]

What does it mean? Is it an innuendo? English is not my first language.

[@MusingMoss]

I'm American and even I laughed XD

[@Cl3an]

I’m glad to know Mark is like this everywhere. Not just on his channel.

[@fallingspark2258]

I still think that this is his persona. That Markiplier is this way, but Mark in real life isn't. Like how he acted at the end.

[@kora3541]

Just about every KZbinr has a persona... it’s nice to see the genuine less goofy side at the end tho. It’s cute to watch him switch

[@Sunnylyndis]

I think Markiplier is this way not necessarily Mark. Like I do think he is a goofy person, but the ending was more so him. If you watch his live streams when he goes on tangents or during interviews he's quieter and a little more serious. I know when he was on tour someone said something rather rude and he was the first to say something, but he wasn't loud. He acknowledged the comment and moved on (he genuinely sounded pissed- it was a comment about his friends and Amy) and then he went back to being "Markiplier" by saying something goofy. I think Mark is very good at reading people and the mood. He plays off that but has no barrier to speak his mind. I do think he is goofy, humble, kind, smart but I also think he knows he's being watched by so many people. We all know him as Markiplier, thus he will show us Markiplier 90% of the time (on-screen).

[@BrightBlueInk]

I got the impression that he was really nervous and doing his best to be entertaining in case he ended up being bad at cooking, and that's how he entertains, so...

[@SarahTheGuard]

*Mark laughs evilly at the basil plant* Basil: *chuckles* _im in danger_

[@robintarket6844]

This sold for me a thought that I had years ago when I first encountered Mark: This man is fluent in hyperbole.

[@tkjm94]

Carla's people skills really came through on this one. She really makes the guests feel comfortable, even with such different personalities.

[@cgsze]

Mark: How many turns? Carla: te- Mark: too late

[@NekogamiKun127]

Markiplier: *Smashes the garlic to smithereens* Brad: *Allicin senses going wild*

[@사라-x5r]

Why did I read it in Brad's voice?

[@quillclock]

Brad and Mark have the same energy "making up for lack of experience with utter confidence"

[@SkyLene]

WAIT OMG I NEED A MARK AND BRAD PROJECT- IMAGINA

[@bodyofhope]

Lol Brad's actually pretty experienced as a chef/cook. He underplays which makes him even more lovable ❤

[@rcheung135]

Poor Allison

[@Cyber_Akuma]

Huh, considering Mark's insane cooking attempts on his own channel, I never took him for a sort of low-Salt guy. He was pretty reluctant about adding salt every time.

[@shridharbiju7370]

If I remember he had a heart attack once so the doctor probably put him in a low salt diet for a while and maybe that stuck.

[@LPGENGAR]

Mark: "just dump em all in?" Chef: "just dump them in." Mark: "that didnt seem right" Chef: "thats right."

[@Xander785]

You: quoting the video I'm just watching. Me: Yawn.

[@amordal]

dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop

[@Xander785]

@@amordal: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop" Me: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too. stop."

[@jamesl7649]

Me: Me: Me: You: Me:

[@nofanfelani6924]

This comment threads: *_full of quotes_* Me: please staph!

[@shannon8687]

“I know how to smash things.” Yes, Mark, we all saw you punch a hole through your wall.

[@LoungingBacon]

NEVER TELL AMY!!!

[@krissypyne3783]

Didn't he break his finger because of that?

[@sincerelyblossom]

@@krissypyne3783 Yea, he hurt his knuckles a lot lmao

[@devonspiller2445]

When did this happen lol

[@WhistlingWillow]

When?

[@adriwaww5689]

“This is the part where you compliment her back!” “Why would I?”

[@Faildarkness]

Mark really is an angel, I love how he clarified he was joking the entire time at the end. A lot of people tend to think that everyone knows and understand sarcasm, that's why I love Mark because he made sure to tell everyone that he was only joking! An amazing dude.

[@renn_t]

Carla: "just tear them into,,, bite sized pieces." Mark, as he shreds them: *"OHHH YEAH"*

[@honeydew75]

Carla saying "he was legally obligated to say that" at the end made me laugh so much

[@faaaa__]

Her sense of humor is one of the best 😂 she gets along with the humor of the guests and they go hand on hand, she never gets behind, I love her, she’s awesome 👏🏼

[@jestersinsanity4473]

"How would rate yourself as a cook?" *thinks back to all the Markiplier makes* Um...good when supervised?

[@JuneTreeDraws]

*flashback to pancake challenge, soufflé challenge....*

[@mikelor84]

@@JuneTreeDraws not to mention the time he made mashed potatoes in the bathtub......................................

[@ashleewoods9205]

Good when supervised is a slight understatement

[@moebiusz9988]

"I am a man who owns 5 ovens!"

[@alissalarson3203]

"Do I need to squeeze it as hard as the lemons?" "Yes" *Mark pauses for a moment* "HUARRRGH!!" *Intensely squeezes*

[@watever1234dedoes]

Carla on every episode: okay so just add a pinch of salt Everyone on every episode: *impractical Salt Bae pinch *

[@rwaitwhat]

it's funny let us live

[@watever1234dedoes]

Lol didn't expect the like lmao

[@EggplantHarmesan]

Impractical*

[@isabellafiguerola7450]

Anika De Does right?? It’s such an old (and boring) joke

[@tobubiify]

It's getting repetitive but at least someone enjoying it i guess

[@itsmonicalynn]

I didn’t know this guy was, and went to google him about two minutes into this video..... anddddd here I am 10 hours of dream daddy later.

[@lillypea]

I would sell my soul for markiplier

[@hanyougirl1991]

Welcome 😂

[@car0ndelet]

Hello, nice of you to join us, new fren.

[@mei_zing7270]

Welcome to the Fandom! 🤪

[@agantmaruta4014]

Welcome to our cult

[@dbone3356]

Carla: "Two big pinches." Mark: *Salt BAE*

[@tylersmith2157]

That's the name of a VaPe JuIcE

[@izar8988]

I felt the fear that basil plant was feeling when markiplier grabbed and nearly killed the whole think

[@shaidy222]

Had a mini panic attack when he almost destroyed that cute little basil plant..

[@TheNocturnalOracle]

Same i was like "not my babyboi"

[@sky-vj2pw]

*"he was legally obligated to say that, just so you know"*

[@hopegold883]

Put off watching it because I hate eggs. But I should know better. Carla never fails to entertain.

[@DavidBrowningBYD]

Exactly. I wouldn't have liked the dish unless I could modify it somehow, because to me runny yolks are revolting. But it was still fun to watch.

[@MariahGeri]

Lmao that part make me laugh

[@RedK5]

David Browning I only like scrambled eggs and I don’t like tomatoes but I’m here anyway

[@tamhuy10]

@@DavidBrowningBYD i love runny eggs, ut the tomato thing put me off

[@agantmaruta4014]

"How would you rate yourself as a cook" Mark , internally : im a man with five ovens

[@NauticalSoapGAME]

I love how innocent he looks at the beginning. That's how people lower the guard before his craziness hits ;)

[@StarbrightStarlight5]

The white stripe on his shirt and the apron confuses me

[@hirvarami1207]

Lol I can see where you might struggle

[@snigdha7066]

Makes me want to shrug my shoulders sksksk

[@C_Bat]

I'm guessing he picked that apron to heck up the audience.

[@schelles_xviii]

Good to know I'm not alone

[@hellomimibanana]

Literally my first thought as the video started playing 😂

[@IcedVen]

Markiplier spanking his tomatoes while Carla is just trying to make some go t dam eggs is so funny

[@SqweakySqwizard]

Mark honestly did so well here, you can tell how hard he was actually trying to listen to her

[@florpleborp2275]

Col Judging by his Markiplier Makes, he was probably trying really hard to not smash everything to smithereens on instinct lol

[@brandonkreber444]

“Just use like half of the lemon” Mark: screams aggressively as he squeezes in the whole lemon

[@casperleeeeees]

Carla: "You said 'oh' like you've never heard of eggs before-" Mark: "Oh- oh no- *I was too poor to afford eggs-*"

[@firedoctor1]

His response to everything

[@Jukeboxinc]

“I WAS TO POOR TO AFFORD AIR-“

[@ksiu9156]

"We had a chicken but then we had to kill it for our own entertainment."

[@mtyahiro03]

This is the person who have 5 ovens...

[@wheresjasmine]

@@mtyahiro03 how times have changed

[@007MrYang]

I'm not even a Markiplier fan and I can tell that he knows how to slice his bread.

[@sarapearl2384]

I'm not sure what this means but I really wanna know if my assumptions are correct

[@chimmy1161]

Sara Pearl pretty sure ninja was on this show and he sliced his bread wrong

[@sarapearl2384]

@@chimmy1161 ooooh, thanks for that, I was hella confused

[@ericafey8958]

Id guess he tears it to smithereens

[@lauraavalos9679]

Carla: *films back to back with a gaming youtuber* Also Carla: “you’re competitive” :o 6:48

[@seymourglass26]

But most the games he plays aren't multi-player, so your argument is kinda bunk.

[@OddDuck64]

seymourglass26 hand simulator... Uno... Pogostuck...

[@karotts]

nuh uh!

[@vaughan3273]

@@seymourglass26 ha idiot

[@lolajaramillo4620]

seymourglass26 For some of the games Mark has played over the years that have been just him playing around, and not necessarily him trying to beat anything in it, your at least kinda right..

[@robertbarajas2250]

“I would encourage you with the back of your wooden spoon, to smash some of these tomatos” Mark’s Mind: *You close? You close?*

[@chiot888]

"this is the part where you compliment her back" "..why would i"

[@nahbro3965]

was that Ethan?

[@comicadam9308]

@@nahbro3965 yes it was lol

[@AetherHuntrax3036]

@@nahbro3965 No, it was Rusty Ward. A senior producer for Bon Appetit. Says right there in the video.

[@AetherHuntrax3036]

@@comicadam9308 No it wasn't. It was Rusty Ward.

[@ethanrae8692]

Whoever made the video spelled "compliment" wrong too.

[@OlrikMeister]

Carla: we start by smashing the garlic. *smashes them lightly* Markiplier: I know how to smash things *flattens the garlic with skin* Yeah, it's big brain time.

[@sarcobarco9562]

yea its amazing how he definitely understood the *idea* of smashing garlic, but maybe not the *why* XD

[@simonholmqvist8017]

@@sarcobarco9562 One reason to smash garlic is to get the skin off, so he wasn't wrong.

[@ElZamo92]

That’s how I always peel my garlic

[@hornetsilksong]

well, it is easier to get the skin off if you smash it first

[@benliam6501]

couple of minutes later: „smash the tomatoes???“

[@andrewtaffinder]

11:44 Carla: We're just gonna take a couple sprigs Mark: "hehehhhehehehehhehhehehehhehehe *strangles plant stems*"

[@gracehateseggnog]

tHe PoOr pLaNt

[@TomatoGatcha]

the absolute chaotic energy that Mark brought to the kitchen is a great contrast to most of who are on it