Cooking Simulator #2

[@o0Avalon0o]

In Mark's restaurant, every dish comes with extra _floor_ flavor.

[@spatz2219]

Floor-vor

[@dimasarya8815]

in my house its cockroach flavor

[@MIA-qp5ie]

Yummm 😋 🤮 👜

[@donkaronk3644]

It gives the meat a special... flavor. A taiste like sand paper down the throat 😗🤌. The dry and ashey flavor really speaks to my soul. No man, woman, child, or animal is able to handle to taise of the smoke and dirt if you do not have years of cooking training.

[@stephanielee1261]

Yes I too enjoy the taste of my floor

[@camisswag]

This should be easy for him... considering he's a man who owns five ovens.

[@fraser7570]

*owned*

[@ChuchoterCauchemar]

I was waiting for the flashback clip "whO's ready to creaM?"

[@NODnuke45]

One might say almost... *too easy*

[@jessiehogue.]

Wasn't it six by now?

[@kelsiebell1710]

*Flashbacks of the hair spray and fire*

[@LadyMauraM]

Customer: "my, what a peculiar yet Exquisite taste. What's in this?" Mark: *floor*

[@lowreslireas]

Footwear particles

[@Kai-iy3kk]

F l o o r

[@Zergqueen377]

Know what rimes with Floor? MOOOORE!

[@GigaBrony]

This killed me for like 3 minutes thank you

[@haylief1006]

Omfg my dyslexia haha I read "what a peculiar pet. Exquisite taste." I had to take a double look at that one 😂😂

[@AirLight1646]

3:19 “New order? I’m not done!” Mark that’s not how restaurants work

[@peachnade]

Huh?

[@tribalturtle]

Why do you have no profile picture?

[@peachnade]

@@tribalturtle idk

[@AirLight1646]

@@tribalturtle nice

[@eggstain1]

Memento Mori

[@sienakelly139]

“I like living vicariously....and stupidly.” -Markiplier 2021

[@Roy_ow]

.

[@DarkRayos]

In other words, he's the human incarnation of Vegeta

[@abdullahmasood5942]

If I did the same comment nothing would happen

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

yeah we know that xD xD

[@Roy_ow]

.no

[@goldfish1633]

"Too much and too little" **Flashbacks to the guy who said there was too much and not enough salt**

[@Gummy_Pop.]

More macaroni! More cheese! Less Macaroni! Less cheese! 5 mins later.... I hate macaroni!

[@michaelmonstar4276]

There's too little much!... There's too much little!... There's much too little!... There's little too much!...

[@VenomQuill]

I think it was too much salt on the potatoes and not enough on the pork chops or vice versa, but it was hilarious.

[@tamstadahampsta110]

@@VenomQuill I think it was for the separate potatoes.

[@thatoneguy8200]

The last thing you want to hear is the chef say is “is this a restaurant”

[@lunairanight]

No, this is Patrick

[@person_lk5738]

unless it is Gordon Ramsay, in which case you laugh

[@ZennPlanes]

Person_LK exept ur the owner

[@person_lk5738]

@@ZennPlanes fair enough.

[@ooobrother7348]

"Tomorrow we are getting inspected." Mark: R E G R E T S I L E N C E

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@curlyhairjess]

Customer: The lemon taste really good! Mark: "It's a floor lemon"

[@hornetisspider]

floor-mon

[@rahmat4848]

@@hornetisspider ween

[@hornetisspider]

@@rahmat4848 you done yet?

[@rahmat4848]

@@hornetisspider yeah

[@hornetisspider]

@@rahmat4848 what was that for bro

[@Katie-mz9ic]

I like that he's actually trying and not just destroying everything like many other videos I've watched of this game.

[@spcrri4796]

Daz comes to mind. 😂 He kept blowing stuff up. Lol.

[@frostghoul]

The exact reason why i like to watch Markiplier play anything.

[@ivysaur7476]

@@spcrri4796 omg the exact person that popped in my head 🤣🤣

[@HyperLazyFox]

Well yeah. Abusing jank isn't nearly as funny as working with and against the jank

[@purplepotato69]

Reminds me of graystillplays

[@Zuperbuuworks]

"NOT ENOUGH SALT? TOO MUCH SALT? *Indecipherable noise*" Need more Cooking Sim please, Mark.

[@MegaHalohunter]

yes, more, more suffering, more stupid, all the stupid

[@georgewashington9409]

Yes more

[@tinabean4278]

Man, I love the thumbnail for this. Just Mark inexplicably yelling and raging at a fish. Brings me joy.

[@Oussamaoussama-zk2fr]

It's actually fun to see someone playing this game right and not burning everything.

[@dominicschroeder4959]

unlike pewdiepie

[@Kaiisdreaming]

right, most videos I've seen are usually either burning everything or are purposely doing it wrong.

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

Floor lemon 🤮😂

[@yeahyeah420]

*cough cough*pewdiepie

[@bird-freakk]

You could probably find a few videos of people playing it properly but it's definitely a lot more enjoyable to watch a KZbinr you like and watch often play it seriously instead of someone you don't know.

[@globeplotter9235]

Cooking isn’t about food, it’s about getting yelled at by Gordon ramsay

[@angryboimonstertom3657]

Yes

[@albertoman0345]

True

[@GS_PlayzFN]

My parents promised if I hit 60k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new gaming PC. I really need that.

[@quin.tessential]

ok

[@---RAVEN---]

Ikr

[@NWolfsson]

Mark: *throws pot in sink to get rid of content* Me, a former cook: Accurate.

[@ernieg8261]

🤣🤣

[@MegaHalohunter]

also dumping perfectly good soup he could still serve, with a ladle

[@DarkYuan]

Better than suctioning it into the void of the trash can!

[@flaminkit3593]

I dont know why but the sound effects for things falling on the floor had me laughing. Every. Single. Time

[@namotori]

*"we want more of cooking simulator"* dumbledore said calmly.

[@minerlixgaming]

Mark: shout if you want more cooking simulator Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!🤣😂

[@asaspades.]

what, you egg? _[he stabs him.]_

[@FlyingEagle666]

YES

[@chloedenys76]

I started reading Harry Potter books, I’m on the third one now 😂

[@DetoNaGamerscom]

Messy kitchen: *exist* Mark: Life is good *press skip cleaning phase* Woman: "Tomorrow we are getting inspected". Mark: Regret

[@soulfulwarrior6294]

As a culinary student, I can testify that this is the chaotic energy the kitchen has constantly.

[@mysterious_jams3651]

That's awesome! I hope you succeed in the kitchen! Good luck out there!

[@soulfulwarrior6294]

@@mysterious_jams3651 Thank you! I’m going into nutrition now but cooking is still one of my hobbies! Good luck to you in your endeavors as well!

[@wkkowrld]

@Gappie Al Kebabi Someone's mad

[@wkkowrld]

@Gappie Al Kebabi Yikes... You still use "thots" in 2021?

[@wkkowrld]

@Gappie Al Kebabi Nah. It got a reboot, remember? Plus, I just like Wakko lmao

[@theringbearer8679]

"YOU NEED TO PLAY THIS AGAIN" -Me opening the biggest window in my house and yelling to the sky

[@TheLibermania]

I would like to hear Gordon Ramsey's opinion about Floorlemon.

[@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191]

He did invented the stupid sandwich, he'll definitely love floor lemon

[@mememan4342]

@@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 it’s the idiot sandwich

[@ikelldagay1801]

It needs more Floor!

[@xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191]

@@mememan4342 well close enough, im not an outstanding chef like Gordon Ramsey here

[@justanotherlinglingwannabe546]

Hahha LOL Me too

[@jkbtherifflord8972]

When Mark said the word “Onion” while wearing an Unus Annus shirt it all flooded back

[@rachaelanderson8137]

Who is cutting onions in here??

[@jkbtherifflord8972]

@@rachaelanderson8137 oh yeah that video too 😂

[@rachaelanderson8137]

@@jkbtherifflord8972 they had so many great moments with onions

[@samhurst735]

Oño

[@WomanOf100Faces]

TT___TT Who's cutting so many damn onions?????

[@kumichozz]

So at one point Mark says, “uuuhh, a salt.” And my brain was like assault?! Only Markiplier would trick my brain into serving assault soup. “Here’s your soup bitch!!”

[@kevinsundelin8639]

I imagine Mark as a server saying "Here's your soup, bitch!" and chucking it in a customer's face and the customer just smiles and gives him a thumbs up

[@montanso8267]

@@kevinsundelin8639 And then proceeds to complain about the 1mg too much salt.

[@novelseeker4410]

@@montanso8267 But the 1mg salt was only on the ingredient, the soup itself actually has too little.

[@allison8396]

SOUP DELIVERY! RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN!

[@foreverinvideos]

Served well with a Knuckle Sandwich

[@Rose-like-the-Phoenix]

"EAT. MY. NO!" markiplier ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between

[@ashleyr6809]

There is no in between.

[@MoriOugaienjoyer]

​@@ashleyr6809 Just how there are no friends in your life ❤

[@suicideistheanswer369]

@@ashleyr6809 yes

[@Yeehaw0588]

​@@ashleyr6809I'm litterally a hermaphrodite, yes there is dingus

[@Choshako]

@@ashleyr6809 Your life must be so dull with how you only see in black and white.

[@gabrielstribling1043]

“Tomorrow we are getting inspected” “NO”

[@macklinillustration]

Gad it doesn't work like that irl

[@raiyannaushad]

That killed me lmao

[@CrystalRose1111]

Funny

[@13rieCheese]

@@macklinillustration God I wish it was like that irl, having a heads up instead of letting each day pass by as we anxiously await for the inspector to MAYBE show up. We had one show up a minute after we started our shift (an hour before the store opened) and we had 2 people call in sick so we were short staffed. Luckily, she was really understanding and our score wasn't too bad but damn, was it stressful.

[@100GTAGUY]

This is a bucket

[@Samm4Albino]

Shouts from top of mountain like an ethereal god: MOREEEEEEEEEEEE BORSCHEE

[@khazz33]

Between that commercial, Mark saying "I'm back", and the fact that he is wearing an Unus Annus shirt definitely makes it seem like he is referencing the Markiverse here

[@halberd-3291]

Dude, it's straight up Actor Mark from Who Killed Markiplier in the CLOAK promo. He's wearing the red robe, his appearance "cracks" like the painting of him in Heist, and he says the exact same line as in Who Killed Markiplier.

[@khazz33]

@@halberd-3291 ikr? that's what I was thinking

[@halberd-3291]

@@khazz33 There's no way this isn't part of the "Markiplier isn't real" thing, right? In the confession videos, they kept talking about Mark like he was playing a character. Almost like an Actor, playing a part. I am suddenly extremely excited for whatever Mark has planned.

[@lillaherman440]

O

[@khazz33]

@@halberd-3291 Same here! Things have been quiet for a while, so it's nice to get some solid activity :)

[@SgtKates]

Mark: "Are you done? You done? You done?" My Brain: "are you close? are you close? you close?"

[@gawktropica5577]

Bro?

[@fizkonine]

I can't shake/hit an almost empty bottle without this haunting me

[@nightfurykiller6691]

@@fizkonine smacks almost empty ketchup bottle "Are you close, are you close, you close."

[@paragonquille7292]

Memento mori

[@mishyfushiko5175]

I still hear the clock ticking.

[@jessiehogue.]

Mark would be one of those chefs who goes like: "NO THE CUSTOMER WASN'T UNHAPPY. HE WAS HAPPY, HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT. MY FOOD WAS PERFECT, HE JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW PERFECT IT IS!" XD

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Thats exactly how Mark does things.

[@CardsundRoses69420666]

Imagine Gordon Ramsay lol.

[@minibruh]

your right

[@KironX1]

Mark: How many simulators do you want me to play this month? Everyone: YES

[@hajimehinata5854]

Including but not limited to: toilet fucking simulator.

[@jossiesmith7775]

@@hajimehinata5854 is that a thing???🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fredrickthe1st853]

@@hajimehinata5854 omg I need to know if that exist lol

[@hajimehinata5854]

@@fredrickthe1st853 chait fucking simulator

[@reynet5543]

I really like how he pronounces the word "borscht"

[@purerage7963]

Porsche with a b.

[@chocolatecorpse4445]

Mark: nobody's gonna know Us: They're gonna know Mark: *...how would they know*

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

Sounds like a dialogue after he murdered someone

[@savvybear0827]

@@wingardiumlachancla9078 .

[@JordanCreaser29]

@@wingardiumlachancla9078 true

[@alicemartinez6652]

That's from tiktok

[@realkingbacon1163]

@@alicemartinez6652 *how would they know*

[@IAmAgentZ]

“We want more cooking simulator”, the fans proclaimed with absolute calm. *fire meme*

[@TiaButCooler]

*dumbledore said calmly*

[@sekarmaltum1695]

"this is fine"

[@IAmAgentZ]

@@sekarmaltum1695 actually, it's the one with girl s out standing in front of a burning house and smiling evilly.

[@hoshi-nohrian9549]

His shirt references something that doesn't exist. How is the universe still in balance?

[@ameliachastain5186]

Actor...

[@vic_x]

AND THEN BILL FUCKING CIPHER REPLIES-

[@evasmojang]

@@vic_x oh no

[@lyricalshadow5380]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[@concoct_ion]

Oh no, it’s all falling apart

[@elizaw.8014]

Customer: "This tastes great!" Mark: "Yay! The special ingredient is floor!"

[@Nl-ws1de]

“We want more cooking simulator”, the fans exclaimed calmly.

[@samwarren6008]

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?"

[@PrinceLeviathan]

"Agreed" said Prince Coda Leviathan

[@synder_sync7834]

This is just a Tumblr post in a KZbin comment section

[@001SAUCE]

I want more STREAMER SIM

[@tutorialguy5810]

How many subs can i get from this comment? current: 23

[@MsBunnyHead]

“It’s not about finding true love. It’s not about finding your soulmate. It’s not about you, it’s about me” - Markiplier 2021 😂😭

[@Lillybearrie]

@Quinten stroud I was literally about to say that lol

[@MsBunnyHead]

@Quinten stroud aha literally 😂

[@MidnightNautil1]

@Quinten stroud And he's been here for quite a while. After all, why would Markiplier not be real? If he was a persona... for an actor. If his body he's in is not his own, but another's.

[@onism9050]

Words to live by

[@onism9050]

@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! wtf!!!!!!!

[@thedyingandroid2480]

Mark: “I could never break anything...nah.” Three minutes later. Mark: “Aaaaahhh!!”

[@suretqehremanov3373]

Ddeq

[@appleuwumer]

I've been laughing about it for a couple minutes lmaooo I love Mark tho 🤣

[@sergeantmason]

Mark im never gonna break a plate ever again. 13:16

[@familytheunisse6656]

I love how instead of using the same tomato soup he makes a whole new batch.

[@bradt1034]

Imagine if this was multiplayer and Mark played with other chefs

[@deuceydee3506]

They'd have to rename it Markiplier Makes Simulator

[@DEGREELESHNESS4530]

bob wade and jack....plus mark in the same kitchen?! how would anything get done?

[@kyrilleygo8379]

@@DEGREELESHNESS4530 when the kitchen is on fire everything is completely cooked through

[@dray-k4773]

He'd just throw firecrackers at all of them

[@canter1ter]

Lixian:WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE? Mark: I DONT KNOW!

[@arcmage7000]

Mark: "I could just flip the pan, right?" You mean the pan FILLED WITH BOILING OIL?

[@vic_x]

Yes. That pan.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Yeah, what's the problem?

[@SpittingSEA]

You sound like Gordon Ramsay talking to a Idiot Sandwich lol

[@rebeccamurfitt299]

And this is how he burnt his hands when he was 20

[@QuitebrokeN]

Mark : **wears half black half white shirt** Fans : **hard Unus Annus PTSD**

[@UnfinishedYara]

it is an Unus Annus shirt lol look at 0:48

[@Lucifer_cs]

@@UnfinishedYara oh' rly? YO GUYS, WE GOT SHERLOCK HOLMES OVAH HERE!

[@flyingshark4633]

I was gonna say ranboo-

[@8-bitac0lyte76]

He said, "One-us," too, at 24:24. I have such immense PTSD.

[@whyrudumb]

It is merch

[@amyevans8376]

Customer - " Um excuse me? Why does my lemon have some dust on it?" Mark - " Oh it's fiNE it's just a floor lemon-"

[@chloedenys76]

I like how we all know Mark so well- 😂

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

Mark's "they're gonna know" every time he fucks up something minor is what living with anxiety feels like.

[@greasinplays]

wait is that accurate.....hm >.>

[@thelivelylibra1712]

Markiplier: “You disappoint your family.” Me: “I know Mark. I know.”

[@tutorialguy5810]

How many subs can i get from this comment? current: 23

[@sheepqueen101]

Mark’s restaurant will be called “Five Second Rule”

[@jellybean3889]

@@sheepqueen101 more like 5 minute rule

[@axaven]

Mark: *for no extra cost whatsoever, we include extra floor in your dishes* Customers: *seems legit*

[@demonprincess9680]

Yep, throwing around firecrackers and trying to play darts while waiting for borscht to boil. Just like in a real kitchen

[@Arcturus4083]

Your shirt is torturing us with memories.

[@anisoaravasile5585]

Y e s.

[@aweiwashere]

I was looking for a comment about his shirt lmao

[@70othl3ss4]

Yes

[@veraovesereokoro3799]

Danganronpa? Oh wait it's Unnus Anus-

[@thisis_303]

That moment when you see another Turkish person thats watched Unus Annus;

[@o0Avalon0o]

*Mark:* talks about himself for a brief intro *Everyone:* "... Why'd you stop?"

[@yothatscool4569]

He sounds like from an animated trailer for a new character in a video game

[@MidnightNautil1]

WELL... a good ACTOR always leaves his fans in anticipation with their presence. However, he seems to have tried awfully hard to tie up the loose ends on the things he doesn't want people to know...like Lixian.

[@MidnightNautil1]

@@trashpanda8656 This guy gets it.

[@k.s.4894]

@@yothatscool4569 Games were always HIS forte, after all

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

exactly my sentiments.

[@Beribozo]

Mark: flips a porkchop. "IM A GOD."

[@jasonpitman7434]

I thought he wasn't real and not a god

[@alexandrahamilton64]

8:14 Holy SHIT Lixian actually made it say Sour Scream! Truly a legend.

[@benjohnson8197]

Imagine Gordon Ramsey yelling at his lackies “Don’t Chop the PLATE”!!!!

[@theranger7924]

Yes

[@tutorialguy5810]

How many subs can i get from this comment? current: 23

[@Limbbiscuit]

I really hope he would says that

[@klip2880]

@@tutorialguy5810 hoping that it goes down

[@Dustin_MLG]

@@klip2880 lmao yeah

[@pompeiiunicorn]

I'd love to see this turn into a series. Especially because I have turned my CookingSim into Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Hell, and now am serving reheated weeks old soup... just the top quality

[@DeusEx2027]

let it age like fine wine i guess lmfao

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@DeusEx2027 like gourmet cheese, if you count milk left out on the counter as gourmet cheese

[@unculturedswine1587]

Good soup 🥣

[@ricecooker7037]

@@no-lifenoah7861 that’s why I secretly swapped all the milk with powdered milk and the nearby school water fountain “liquid”.

[@kokosan09]

"what is a stain but another memory on the road trip to your success" inspirational tbh

[@spotat6234]

um well the stain I have is a poop stain on my poops road to the sewage plant so-

[@kokosan09]

despite all the hardship you've been put through your body is still trudging on and working as intended.

[@cookiesam321]

24:54 Every time I have a bad day now, I hear Mark’s voice in my head going *”God, I hate EVERYTHING.”*

[@gab6559]

Mark doesn’t clean the floors, meaning every dish gets a little extra flavor of every other dish he had made and proceeded to drop Delicious

[@mia-xy8oq]

imagine the flavors! 😫

[@mikeross1984]

shhh, don't give away the secrets.

[@dylanbrewer8605]

@@mikeross1984 My family restaurant will rub every dish on the bathroom floor, to give it that fuzzy, sticky texture.

[@zodiac6333]

and that is called cross contamination

[@HopeHendershot-Moskal]

Nothing wrong with a little floor seasoning.

[@ramonawonderland5281]

Mark: "Pls don't actually get that tattooed" Me: slowly puts down tattoo gun

[@comatoseohno]

im so close to doing it i swear, i have a stencil ready

[@foof1082]

@@comatoseohno do it

[@comatoseohno]

@@foof1082 ive been convinced

[@aetherite742]

@@comatoseohno please post it to the interwebs to bless our eyes with your masterpiece

[@ramonawonderland5281]

@@foof1082 same imma do it too😂

[@mrbapple4298]

Can we all just appreciate the editing skill in all of Mark’s videos. His editors are really good at this stuff

[@aderpyaxolotl]

This needs to be a top comment

[@dragonslayers7678]

This wasnt Lixian but he is really good

[@Snailington]

without lixian i probably wouldnt watch markiplier

[@jackiec177]

@@dragonslayers7678 and everyone else it was edited by lixian and Rachel

[@kevindeol8503]

Rachel edited this one. All three of Mark's editors are very talented. I didn't realize how much the editing matters until I watched one of Mark's uncut streams on Twitch. It was still good but it's truly a night and day difference.

[@mintyfreshness4]

It’s perfect, all this game is missing is the wait staff asking about an order they forgot to call in 45 minutes ago

[@Hephaestus328]

“This is a house kitchen” yeah, if you’re Jeff Bezos I guess

[@sunlitdragoon512]

You forget mark is a man who owns five ovens

[@MDG-mykys]

Or markiplier

[@deltak-mk1169]

@@sunlitdragoon512 Legitimately pointless.

[@samwarren6008]

@@deltak-mk1169 Not if you have five children.

[@BreezeFoster]

"Tomorrow we're getting inspected" "No."

[@ack434]

"Understandable, have a nice day."

[@enhbayarenhbayar8117]

Lol

[@KC._.1116]

hi b

[@dantibiotic5913]

What is a stain but another memory on the road trip to success? ~ Markiplier, 2021

[@JeweledLove]

Mark, looking at the microwave: "I'm gonna be using that a lot" _Gordon Ramsey has left the chat_

[@mischievousmarker6616]

PewDiePie: *Literally burns down kitchen* “This is fine” Mark: *gets 4.5 star rating* 👁💧 👄👁💧

[@kimorajackson8167]

👁💧👄💧👁

[@Geobeetle]

Mark did say that he would actually try

[@saniczehedgehog]

He's a perfectionist, he's a superior creature that was never meant to fail, he can't bear the idea of not doing everything perfectly, it's his true purpose, it's what he was made to, why do you think he has those sweat perfectly-drawn muscles on his body? It's to further show his perfection physically, mentally and spiritually. HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE

[@DontInterractWithMeBetween9-5.]

@@kimorajackson8167 (╥﹏╥)

[@woodenswordboy9676]

Mark: *wears Unus Annus merch* Me who didn’t get any in time: ...and I took that personally

[@lukewarmlava2083]

if you're really desperate and don't care about the wishes of Mark and Ethan, you can buy knock off merch on etsy

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@lukewarmlava2083 you don't get it, do you?

[@lukewarmlava2083]

@@no-lifenoah7861 I clearly stated "If you don't care about the wishes of Mark and Ethan" of course I get it, Unus Annus is gone and it's supposed to be gone, I am very aware of that.

[@thibautisserant]

@@lukewarmlava2083 "You're tearing me apart, Mira !"

[@michaelmonstar4276]

@@lukewarmlava2083 - It was published on the internet; It will never be gone.

[@WafflesssFalling]

“The best kind of love story is a self love story” _flashbacks to the onceler fandom_

[@moopnoodle4908]

NONO NONO 😥

[@SparksElm16857]

( ͡°👄 ͡°)

[@Piscean_]

At this point, he should just wash his shoes and cake the floor in seasoning.

[@tutorialguy5810]

How many subs can i get from this comment? current: 23

[@bookenjoyer3970]

@@tutorialguy5810 lies

[@ivysaur7476]

@@tutorialguy5810 🤔 interesting.. aren’t you supposed to have more subscribers because of how many times you’ve copied and pasted the same thing? 23 subs is totally the result of that comment 😂

[@Caroline-kh4og]

Mark's kitchen: a complete mess, soup on the floor, broken plate by the ovens Mark: skips cleaning phase

[@kemalramadhan7325]

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[@person_lk5738]

didn't you hear? each stain is a... memory

[@coleboggan8950]

"I know the ratios, add 5g of each" Proceeds to add 6g of each

[@joelyt1682]

Mark: "5 of this" *puts 6* "5 of this" *puts 6 again* "5 of this" *puts 6 AGAIN!*

[@theannilators7479]

"This is a house kitchen!" Mark, how big is your kitchen? Because that's at least three times the size of any house kitchen i've ever seen

[@jakeshepherd7046]

well he does own five ovens

[@mrmurderurderurderer4564]

@@jakeshepherd7046 damnit I was about to write this, good job!😾😾😾

[@tutorialguy5810]

How many subs can i get from this comment? current: 23

[@theannilators7479]

@@jakeshepherd7046 And I don't think the typical kitchen would even fit five

[@qstn-mk.1403]

@@tutorialguy5810 stop

[@insertvinereferencehere2843]

I love how Mark becomes a lawyer for himself when he doesn't get a perfect score.

[@tolkar6570]

Mark: "I prefer the modern kitchen" Also Mark 5 seconds later: "I prefer the classic kitchen"

[@l.zalesgon958]

“What do you mean technique on the parsley? what’s wrong with the parsley?” I just would like to point out that maybe it’s because Mark unknowingly dropped One leaf of Parsley while he is counting it with haste. You can look closer at slow motion when he started to count the parsley at 5:45. From there, he dropped the third and last parsley leaf. He did it perfectly with the dish before that as he put exactly three parsley leaves, resulting in a perfect result with no complaints. I just thought of that now…

[@toganium4175]

Imagine having talent when it comes to cooking. I can’t do that.

[@txko3193]

I see somebody is an MHA fan. I am too.

[@smokeface2228]

It takes practice like everything else! Gotta make some bad food to learn more about making good food!

[@light_fos]

Most people who are good at stuff aren't talented or anything. They put in the hard work. If you put in the work you can master literally anything.

[@theonenamedpie]

I can teach you I am an aspiring chef

[@vel-]

As someone who cooks as a hobby its pretty easy once you nail the basics, also 10000× easier than cooking simulator

[@heyitsjustaz]

You know as someone who's run restaurants before, I'd totally hire Mark. He's dedicated to perfection, and passionate, even tho he clearly has no experience. Of course I'd probably have to fire him too because he keeps picking food up off the floor and serving it.

[@tobelena2569]

Mark is definitely a great choice when it comes to dedication, passion and determination, but he's just missing the...cooking bit

[@donkstonk2768]

I wanted to like this but it's already at the perfect number.

[@Khajiidaro]

Just consider it the chef's special

[@koralatkins7361]

Nah I’d eat it off the floor if it was from Mark

[@lolajaramillo4620]

@@koralatkins7361 Yeah, just wipe it off with a napkin a bit first..

[@seabisqit]

Mark: Picks up blender Mark: _"so anyways, I started blasting"_

[@fancybear5038]

im your 100th like

[@fancybear5038]

lol

[@laurieflower]

lol

[@seabisqit]

@@fancybear5038 yay :D

[@jun0h1]

i’ve been shouting out my window for two years straight and still no more cooking simulator

[@benjaminwelsh6626]

"Oh it's side oven" Apparently Mark, despite owning 5 ovens, has never witnessed side oven before.

[@jockeyfield1954]

i've been eating dirt since i was 4, and yet, only just recently have i found a worm in the dirt

[@yogurttot7072]

He stacks his on top of each other and climbs up. Let's him see what having a normal height is like

[@claraderbenwick8864]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "I need more of this game"

[@Thor_the_Doge]

Yeah

[@loganwhitaker2672]

I agree

[@matgreggorz2904]

Yeah

[@firefists325]

Mark needs to make this in to a series

[@matgreggorz2904]

@@firefists325 that'd be cool

[@bigbadwolf4190]

*Unbreakable plates skill available* Mark: "I don't need that" *Breaks a plate ten seconds later*

[@caleb_güero]

"I know the ratios- five of this-" Puts six shakes.

[@JoyLivi]

"Horse radish. horse radish. the radish from horses" -Markiplier 2021

[@bardofvoid174]

real ethan vibes coming from that statement

[@JoyLivi]

@@bardofvoid174 facts

[@Appl3forPFP]

Mark: “Oneus?” Me: “ONEUS YEARUS ONEUS YEARUS ONEUS YEARUS”

[@MonkiEatBanana]

@Zouthth So people can make money off of horny people

[@suemccashland]

i want this to hit 365 likes exactly so bad

[@acrojen03]

So... I know this is mostly unrelated and you made a joke about Unus Annus... But I just want to say: If you don't know about them, I recommend checking out the music group ONEUS! XD

[@msmagrod]

You know he is wearing unus Annus merch

[@overlord2999]

@@acrojen03 dude their music and choreography is soooo good

[@project-loser5754]

Markiplier: **makes a second part to cooking simulator** everyone: yes.... _y e s........_ *_Y_* *_E_* *_S_*

[@sanstheskeleton4304]

* rlly.

[@fredrickthe1st853]

Part 3 now

[@epicgamingam5337]

i need a new episode of this for every lemon that fell on the floor.

[@nivxnfixlds]

Nobody: Me every time Mark talks about ovens: "I AM A MANNNNN. WHO OWNS. FIVE. OVENS."

[@kahiruo]

Cringe

[@nivxnfixlds]

@@kahiruo thanks lmao

[@kahiruo]

@@nivxnfixlds "cringe" isn't a compliment :v

[@nivxnfixlds]

@@kahiruo to me it is thank you

[@kahiruo]

@@nivxnfixlds you be you I guess

[@UntilRebirth]

"And their love is made inside your mouth." - Markiplier 2021

[@amirulhakim1938]

And 69 likes 👌🏻

[@thetrueferret4107]

Well I do love Mark... ;). (Hope mark reads this )

[@uwuowo2281]

he never said 'dont take it out of context'

[@alexishaskins7826]

"You should thank me."

[@myHandle42]

“Fish and pork... if they could be lovers, they WOULD be lovers. And in my restaurant, they ARE lovers”

[@SunnyPotato3]

‘You should thank me’- Mark

[@bigbrain6060]

*gets 4 and a half stars Mark: *hyperventilates in chef

[@juliasprang6003]

"What is a stain but another memory on the roadtrip to your success." -Mark, 2021

[@comatoseohno]

im gonna get it tattooed

[@jn2199]

Hello fellow julia

[@mictheartist7991]

Does writing on yourself with a pen count as a temporary tattoo?

[@brennalambert3401]

@@comatoseohno same

[@comatoseohno]

@@mictheartist7991 that’s how my tattoos start so I’d say yes~

[@knightwolf4612]

Psssst Mark: A deep plate means, bowl with a rim, because only plates have rims. And a plate and bowl child is a pasta bowl. Kinda bastards of the dinnerware world.

[@snugthulu8719]

breakable sun hats

[@angelgamer3846]

I didn't know i needed this today but thank you

[@imperialgravity]

Everyone: he served floor food Me: UNUSANNUS SHIRT

[@rea9986]

I was looking for the one other soul who noticed👨‍🦲

[@rebeccatoland8040]

Did you order a shirt? And if you did, have you gotten it delivered yet? I’m still waiting on mine. :/

[@KIgaming.]

@@rebeccatoland8040 Me too, they're still in the process of making/shipping so don't worry

[@blueninja012]

@@KIgaming. I just got mine a week or two ago I think

[@samaelweatherman207]

@@rebeccatoland8040 I received an email just a week ago saying my order was shipped; they just have a lot of orders to fill.

[@heavensbrat3275]

Mark: Someone get that tattooed Me, who is down for any and all tattoos: Say less. Booking appointment now.

[@kelseycolter4970]

please tell me u actually did it :,)

[@todd2020]

Gordon Ramsay: *sticks hand in fire* fire: "yes chef, sorry chef"

[@PlanetComputer]

sdfg

[@sharkzie3911]

last part is stolen lol

[@nigel6911]

@@PlanetComputer Sdfg

[@randomgrmlin]

@@sharkzie3911 You heard of a copypasta lol?

[@todd2020]

@@PlanetComputer nah, but you can stfu

[@angieviridiana2579]

I like how Mark starts the video with a picture of himself looking like a god

[@x1sion]

He is god

[@isabellatucker4681]

*unus annus painting mark gold flashbacks*

[@tadadoterson6147]

@@isabellatucker4681 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kay-dc8495]

He IS God

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@stopsign1626]

"This is a house kitchen!" Me, who's kitchen is so small it can be crossed completely with three steps:

[@dappboestan8697]

*same*

[@VaanOtacon]

"This is a house kitchen!" says the man with 4 ovens

[@xanmanskaggs216]

@@VaanOtacon wait doesn't he have 5

[@andrewcurtin7003]

@@xanmanskaggs216 *ahem* HE IS A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIIIVE OVENS

[@Life-uu5yo]

I can cross my kitchen in one step •_•

[@quadlinda3484]

it's now august and i'm still shouting very loud for more because my god this game exactly is funny as hell for some reason

[@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523]

i love how mark just bullshits his way out of any situation in the best dumbest smartest way possible, its art

[@o0Avalon0o]

" And their love is made inside your mouth. You should thank me." *-Markiplier out of context*

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear ava

[@rahulpuneetsrivastava3750]

@꧁ RITA - F**UСК МЕ ꧂ okay niki minaj . Clam down 🙄

[@immortalnolan1599]

@@AxxLAfriku go away crazy person