Boots To ReBoots: The Planet of the Apes Review

[@JonnyDarko602]

i just realized I've been marathoning your videos for like 3 days

[@thermax44]

JonnyDarko602. Three days straight?

[@anthonyscherbring3785]

Same

[@jasonvoorhees310]

Me too!

[@kevinpope5934]

Those are amateur numbers you gotta pump those numbers up its been 3 months for me

[@kentown8115]

i have too but 3 years since you did

[@joshuaseagondollar2495]

You can definitely tell this is an older video due to the lacking of some of the things that came in later, as well as other small things. No washed out hues for Evil Andy and Good Andy, the deeper voice for Evil Andy, the lack of the now iconic and badass "Boots to Reboots" intro, things like that. It's kinda interesting to visit one of these older videos and see how far Andy has come over time. I subscribed rather recently, and haven't regretted it since, and I eagerly await the for the latest upload. Keep on being awesome Andy, all three of you!

[@StitchedTogetherPictures]

Thanks for watching!

[@Dennisstevenson00]

Kevin Smith: Hey that ending looks a lot like the ending of one of my comic books. Tim Burton: Anyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. Kevin Smith: That explains Batman!

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

I'm glad Tim Roth didn't get the role of snape. Alan Rickman was perfect for the role.

[@trevorgoodchild8266]

I think it would have been cool

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

@@trevorgoodchild8266 come now Rickman is Snape

[@razieltalos]

always

[@washingtoncommandcenter5541]

Man, you've come such a long way since these early vids, the reviews were on point, but your performance and presence are so much better now. I'm on the path of binging them all, even for movies I know I hate like Wicker Man.

[@taffysaur]

Dude, Andy Serkis is definitely our Lon Cheney Jr.

[@trunksrocks1]

*Chaney, learn to spell it correctly.

[@OneFreemanC17]

I think that Rise of the Planet of the Apes (fuck that's a mouthful) demonstrates how to make a good reboot or remake. If you have to do a reboot of a beloved series, its best to capture the spirit of it, rather than the letter. Burton's version was a neutered mess of a film that had producer paw prints all over it. Movies like this make me feel like Jeff Goldblum on Jurassic Park, "You were so worried about whether you could do something, you never considered if you should."

[@HnRZ]

Your take on "leading men of today" is spot on, Where the hell are the Lancaster's and Heston's of today? All we get are androgynous underware models! Kudos to you sir for pointing that out!

[@derekwest3193]

Get ready one directions harry styles is now acting 😂

[@bensagal-morris8072]

Razh 80 The Departed was a great dramatic role.

[@VeganJustToAnnoyYou]

do we really want sexist, homophobic, racist leading men again?

[@HnRZ]

@@VeganJustToAnnoyYou Burt Lancaster was a Liberal Democrat and i don't remember Charlton Heston ever punching a Vietnamese person in the eye.

[@dubuyajay9964]

See Yuri Brezhnev's warning lecture and you'll know why.

[@rhaegartargaryen3162]

Sam Raimi was considered to direct...that would've been a kickass movie

[@JoeChillton]

Then he most would have missed out on making Spider-Man, I wouldn't want that.

[@TheNateRule]

Hail to the King Kong baby

[@dkres82]

@@JoeChillton true, though we probably would have gotten a Bruce Campbell as an ape cameo and I’m definitely for that lol.

[@JoeChillton]

@@dkres82 he got a cameo in Oz, would that suffice???

[@brandonspain12345]

@@JoeChillton Considering this film was in development since the late 80s, it's possible he would've directed it before Spider-Man.

[@phishbon3s]

I wonder if Andy will ever do the Island of Dr Moreau...

[@matthewcampos6517]

You are my new favorite youtube reviewer. Very creative, and fun cinematography. Keep it up, man!

[@scapegoat8171]

Great point about the disappearance of leading men. One of those things that has bothered me about modern movies that I never quite put my finger on. Guess someone like Daniel Craig is as close as we get nowadays. But even the future of 007 is in jeopardy.

[@Hewylewis]

My remake would be a mixture of the original book, the original movie, and two of its sequel "Beneath The Planet of the Apes" and "Escape From The Planet of the Apes".

[@androgoly9123]

Hewy Toonmore it says a lot when people on the internet can come up with far better ideas for film remakes, instead of the so called "Professionals" in Hollywood.

[@androgoly9123]

i Draw true.

[@kmaru80]

I can't believe these videos weren't more popular. They are amazing As to this film, it was awful sure, but Tim Roth was amazing

[@rockmusicforever90]

So in the 1968 Planet of the apes they were not wearing mask (the people who played the apes) and it was make up effects Damn those make up effects look great for the late 1960s I always thought they where wearing mask that covered their heads and their mouths would move with the mask

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

Geez Andy someone clearly wasn't feeling the "Good Vibrations"

[@dominichoward7497]

so when are you gonna do a review of the Hills Have Eyes or Last House on the left remakes. I'd love to see your review of those films.

[@blacktoothfox677]

Yes!

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

This film pissed me off because the production design was so well done, I loved the world and the make up of the apes was amazing. Tim Burton, I still hold his past work dear to my heart, especially Beetlejuice, but he is the remake guy now.

[@leeloo1967]

This remake deserves a wood chipper Great channel! I love your Boots to reboots & your reviews! I’ve been watching you for a week now You’re Awesome!

[@MadHam2805]

23:51 "People are becoming dumber and lazier" well that makes me feel WAY better about society.

[@androgoly9123]

Larkamus it's already too late for me 😞

[@davebooshty299]

16:21 providing the ammo somehow hasnt gone expired or bad im a tad surprised it still worked.

[@SPIRITMANSTUDIOS]

I liked Sweeney Todd.

[@sheabutter3260]

Everytime I see a toilet, I will instantly think of Mark Wahlberg now.

[@StitchedTogetherPictures]

Good... good...

[@michaelkeha]

I had no idea this was one of Tim's movies.

[@sugarykoi5320]

just like i did'nt know scream was one of wes craven's movies

[@cheerfulsatanist]

And that's how he wants it, the same way he wants us all to think nightmare before christmas IS his movie when it really not

[@theking-nz1ut]

I must say I did enjoy the Andy serkis version of planet of the apes reboot.

[@sethgolson2418]

Hey Andy(s) would you mind doing a review of The Transformers Movie (1984) and Michael Bays Transformers (2007)

[@andresacosta4832]

The show was from 1984. The movie was from 1986.

[@TheChaosDragoness]

Yo but I felt that on a soul level. I have the same reaction Andy does whenever I say Mark Wah- **retch** M-M-Mark Wahlbu- **pukes**

[@ledsith]

You're vomit scene was hilarious ! That's also how I feel when I see wahlberg cast in any film !

[@davebooshty299]

Baker even had a cameo in Ape form briefly in the Burton movie too.

[@deadpan80]

12:35 I'd chalk that up to Walberg's stellar emoting skills rather than anything in the script

[@jessegartung294]

The remake ending is more aline to the book.

[@Smokr]

These older episodes show how the presentationand characters have improved with practice and age, and the review and breakdown quality is still just as good as ever.

[@thermax44]

Tim Burton needs a new original project to get back into shape he does too many remakes

[@reevesavage]

Draco's father will hear about this 28:56

[@theking-nz1ut]

I really loved the original planet of the apes movies. I saw all 5 movies at my local cinema when l was a kid. I loved the TV series as well but I hated the Tim Burton Version.

[@mauriciocontreras9910]

I didn't know it was a Tim Burton movie if the main character was Johnny Depp instead of Mark Walhberg then I would had seen it coming from a mile away

[@zachwillas6329]

The thing that annoyed me about the remake was that they got Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa (Shang Tsung) in the movie and they didn't use him to his full potential.

[@ianbaker1270]

Here is what should have happened at the end: Marky-Mark goes through the storm and lands in the forest where the science base is on Earth and discovers how the Apes took over, that the planet he was on was Earth the whole time and that his actions caused all of this along with wiping out most of the human race. This could start a sequel where Marky-Mark could start a revolution against the Apes and try to stop the total annihilation of the human race as a whole.

[@mauriciocontreras9910]

The comics explaining there origins was very interesting

[@donovandelaney3171]

The trial scenes in the first Planet of the Apes is hard to watch and it’s outdated and is like the Salem Witch Trials.

[@coutterhill]

Love the way you discuss the movie. The way you feel about the original movie moves me.

[@mauritja00]

It would be awesome if you did a review for the planet of the apes trilogy (Rise, Dawn and War)

[@GOODYGOODGOOD789]

23:01 that's a lot of the word "the" in one sentence.

[@TheDUDERulez1]

The remake's a guilty pleasure for me.

[@trunksrocks1]

Same.

[@Carrigon]

I liked this re-imagining. It had flaws, but overall, I found it fun. I was always hoping for a sequel, but it just never happened. The original series is still a great classic. Come back, Andy! You are very talented. I hope you'll decide to do some vids around Halloween this year.

[@kino_verite]

so do you hate Mark Walberg in general or just in the movie?

[@StitchedTogetherPictures]

+LegoDude2011 I don't know him so I couldn't say. In terms of his acting, I've never seen a movie because Mark Wahlberg was in it. I've seen him in good movies, but he wasn't what was good about them. Although I enjoyed Lone Survivor.

[@kino_verite]

+StitchedTogetherPics ok

[@JonathanGarcia-vd5ci]

+StitchedTogetherPics You should watch The Fighter, Boogie Nights, and the one where he plays a weirdo.

[@taffysaur]

+Jonathan Garcia He's in loads of good movies, he's just awful _in_ them. I am still genuinely confused as to why it took everyone until The Happening (which, to be fair, was quite singularly and spectacularly bad) to snap out of whatever hypnotic stupor he'd had them under for all these years. _Marky Mark was never an actor._ The sooner we accept this the sooner we can put this whole embarrassing episode behind us. I don't know about you, but I don't want to be the one who has to explain to my grandkids that we almost gave the leader of the Funky Bunch an Oscar (Though to be fair, he's really quite good in the small, not-very-challenging role he was nominated for.) (While I'm ceding due credit, he is improbably good in Boogie Nights too, where he is playing an idiot kid and terrible actor.)

[@jemofthe80s18]

I watch the original for Roddy McDowall:)

[@donovandelaney3171]

You look like Jeff the killer. LOL!

[@cesarmedina7080]

Escape from POTA used a similar ridiculous story line where Cornelius and Zira somehow retrieve Taylors ship from the bottom of the ocean and use it to escape Earth before Taylor detonates the doomsday bomb in the second movie.

[@itcheebeard]

5 years and only 36k subs?! WTF is wrong with youtube.

[@brianplunkett1974]

I did the calculations. It takes place on Staten Island...my home town

[@DemonandAngellife]

I'm so happy you pulled your hair back xD it would have driven me nuts if you hadnt.

[@winosandbar5077]

What do you think of the new trilogy?

[@justsomegeekyguy6626]

Mark Wahl-BWAAA XD

[@TheGoddamnJefe]

I’m a Marky Mark supporter and I still though that that bit was hilarious!

[@KevinWCase]

What Simpsons episode was that?

[@batmayne8312]

Are you gonna do reviews on the new planet of the apes from 2008+? I actually enjoyed the new twists and I think 3 movies were made

[@StitchedTogetherPictures]

I really enjoyed the latest trilogy.

[@BossKnightFilms]

Reboot? I don't see a reboot, all I see is a "Reimagining". People talk shit on EA for "Surprise Mechanics" yet everybody just forgot Tim Burton denied he was making a reboot or a remake and that he was simply making a "reimagined" version of Planet of the Apes. That's the only thing I remember from when this movie first came out, how he was defending the decision to make this movie and how he kept referring to it as "reimaging".

[@joemegannye8659]

Andy is the only guy to hate Mark Wall... Wallb... bluuuuuurg... as much as myself

[@heyduke5761]

Puking while saying mark Wahlberg broke me. Lol

[@MrDman21]

Have you seen any of the Matt Reeves Planet of the Apes movies?

[@nicobozzo545]

3:38 best line 😎

[@bocowan9106]

Andy’s vomiting is more believable than mark walburg’s acting 😂

[@jolfer1334]

Its hilarious to know that when u were puking u had to keep getting more water evey cut

[@Floppy_Bacon]

Maybe the ending should've been how the protagonist travels many many years in the future only to discover that earth is nothing more than a dried up desert wasteland. And as he's walking along the totally empty desert he comes across relics and bones of intelligent ape-human beings. Realizing that Apes dominated earth until the very end of human existence.

[@Steve-jc3ww]

The puking scene had me laughing a little too hard. 😂

[@jeremyusreevu237]

I haven't even seen this review yet, but I already know it's getting the boot.

[@dabspur8761]

Damn Andy u need to start eating solids!

[@jonnybarnard3171]

I hate this film, but i do love the 1980s version of frankenweenie!

[@johnwiggington9830]

I subbed a week ago. I'm already balls deep in the backlog. Evil me: "That's what SHE said HAR HAR HAR!" Kid Me: "I like ballpits at the McDonalds! ...but they always smell like pee." Keep it up Andy WE LOVE YOU ALL THREE OF US!

[@TheVortexxmoviechannel]

Missed opportunity: "Keep your hands off this movie you damned dirty directors!"

[@bekleedee]

I enjoyed the remake when I first saw it but rewatching it, I'm not sure how I feel. It's.....I dunno....a bit ordinary? The review, however, is A+ as usual. 🤟🤟

[@randomizer2049]

Do you like Rise, Dawn, & War?

[@printisdead1983]

So is that Cesar in this one played by tim roth i guess

[@1987MartinT]

I agree that the effects on the ape actors in the remake are amazing. If only as much work had been put into other parts of the movie.

[@OxBigly2010]

The ending isn't THAT complicated. When Mark face lands on the planet at the begining of the film, it was prehistoric earth. He then goes back to the present and due to the mother ship landing on pre-earth it changed history.

[@thesnailmail4259]

That doesn't make sense either. Prehistoric earth apes were much larger and Humans as we are would die of suffocation or oxygen poisoning, depends on which "Prehistoric" era. And the time it would take would leave evidence of both species. I like your theory, but we don't get enough info to say that's the case. It fits better than the others he mentioned though I'll give you that.

[@jackdoobie]

awesome, how did i miss this one?

[@jolfer1334]

Lol i am so happy you put that simpsons clip in there cause i havent seen it in a long time.

[@Dim4323]

So yeah Tim burton said It was a Reimagine not a remake.

[@noncombatveteran8714]

this movie is bad but marky mark is awesome

[@mortthereefer3343]

7:30 idk if it was John or Clint but at an Oscar they beat a native woman for wanting human rights, so I wouldn't call that a man, not to mention most of them were beaters :( . Also mark beat a man for his race i forgot if he was black or Jewish.

[@ledsith]

Pause @ 5:39 .

[@brutefarce1593]

I've only walked out on two movies in my entire life... this is one of them. Excellent review, though. Nice despair-vomiting.

[@smileysatanson3404]

To be fair, Sweeny Todd was an amazing movie honestly, and it had the greenlight of the guy that made it into a Broadway musical, or atleast a very important role into the musical, so some of his remakes arent too half bad, this however, is most likely a product of "yeah you're the director but you wont be directing"

[@mythicalcreaturecomforts]

My favourite part of this movie was the Chimpanzee being a better pilot then Mark Wahlberg lol

[@Dudebrotheguy]

Wow someone with the same reaction to Marky Mark as me

[@RJIS]

Terrible remake. Thank you for giving it the boot.

[@thesimpletonautum5567]

God I miss old KZbin

[@jacksonknightproductions8697]

while i do like the original Planet of the Apes, i actually dont believe it has any kind of social commentary in it. it may have a couple symbolic images in it, but i just think the supposed social commentary the film has is just people making a mountain out of a molehill.

[@tbayvic8564]

#KZbinrOfTheYear2020. ANDY need you to do a #BootsToReBoots of #ChildsPlay. I am so intrigued🤔 as to how the product would be with the 3 of you putting your #MAD skills to the test, both literally and figurative 😎😍 = Sent from your biggest Canadian Fan from Edmonton Alberta..

[@leonarddement4058]

This was the third installment of the apes trilogy. First was Dawn. Second was WAR. Then there was THIS garbage.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

The remake was the one I saw first, so I didn’t really appreciate the original when I saw it later. I should rewatch it.

[@kevinbacon5492]

The best way to describe the remake compared to the original is the remake is the nutty professor and the original is Buddy Love.

[@The_Lauren_Fox_Catalogue]

I do hate the 2000s film, but I would argue that this isn't a remake. Technically speaking, Burton never made a remake apart from Frankenweenie. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was just another adaptation of the book, and Burton was trying to adapt more of the Planet of the Apes novel more than the movie. That's the thing about definitive adaptations, every few adaptations that come afterwards are viewed as remakes.

[@The_Lauren_Fox_Catalogue]

In fact, I think that's what Burton meant by calling it a reimagining.

[@milotaylor335]

Great video😀👍👍

[@StitchedTogetherPictures]

+Milo Taylor Thank you!

[@Jay-gurl]

Personally, I think a "reimagine" as Tim Burton coined should only be applied to films that truly used the basic summary of a film or story and remake it completely. The Fly remake for example. I consider that a true and proper reimagining verses a remake as it's only the main plot 'mad scientist gets fixed with fly' that the two films share. Everything else is different. Even the new Invisible Man is more of a reimagining of the basic tale with a whole new twist. So for that, I do credit Tim as reimagining is something that can be profitable and has shown promise in a few cases. Hollywood should be doing more true reimaginings than remakes because there is far more to be gained from a new tale than retelling the same story beat for beat. That being said, Planet of the Apes by Tim here just never stood a chance. We even have a newer reimagining now with it's fourth film to come out soon and it's a shame Tim has to sunk for others to rise. By can't win them all I suppose

[@harryparsons2750]

It’s the same thing if you ask me

[@jasonyoungkin1117]

I finally watched all five of the original movies and I have to say I loved them all, the reboot of 2001 wasn’t that bad but it’s not as good as the original, I also liked the rise, Dawn, and war trilogy. But after hearing that Disney is planning on remaking planet of the apes I was all like “uh oh this can’t good”😳

[@kylemendoza8860]

I think it's different enough to earn the reimagination title. Tim Burton actually wanted a love scene with the human and ape woman. Fox wouldn't allow it. Maybe that would have saved the movie. 😅

[@grapeshot]

This movie is clearly an allegory about race.

[@DeltaDemon1]

I disagree about this not looking like a Tim Burton movie. You know instantly that it's a Tim Burton movie which is one of its many negatives. I've seen few Tim Burton movies that I like, with many that perplex me as to their popularity and even some that I absolutely despise.