Borat - Horse is like Man

[@bryanchu5379]

I love how he tries so hard to make each new statement like it's a revelation

[@arveyilleszender5809]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 like every new one is going to be the one that finally unlocks the logic of the analogy.

[@JosephG-h4x]

. I will pay ya back skank

[@JosephG-h4x]

Skank ass whore. Stick your comment where the sun don't shine

[@Rid-iculo-us]

Tries?? I don't know how much you know about chorses, but to me these _were_ relevations!

[@FloraSora]

4. Freaking. Minutes.

[@goanyways]

4 minutes she'll never get back

[@v8powerr771]

yeah but i'm not sure she quite grasped it, I feel like he should've explained it bit further..

[@huss03]

Not long enough...

[@JoJo-bt9qg]

And we say if a horse comments on yt is like a man comments on yt

[@azizizul720]

Feels like 4 hours listening to it

[@VCthaGOATdunker]

I found this info about Schuyler Riley being trolled by Borat here. It makes more sense now:"Apparently, Borat caught her right after the Hampton Classic had held a rider’s meeting in which they were told there was going to be a lot of T.V. and PR done at the show. They had encouraged riders to, as Schuyler recalls, “be on their best behavior to help promote the show and the sport.” Enter Borat and his team, who randomly stopped her when she had a moment of free time. She agrees to the interview, but does not know of the British comedian. Her main feeling at that point: “I was just relieved that the guy I thought was a total lunatic was an actor and not completely psychotic. I had just lived the prior years praying I’d never see that guy again. Then I saw the interview and of course I laughed hysterically.”"

[@harryhuxtable7687]

8 y

[@Amalekites]

So the prayer did nothing then. What a shocker.

[@Kenan99_]

Lex wym it was before she saw the movie

[@cthulhutheendless1587]

@@Kenan99_ -This wasn’t in the movie

[@burningdaylights]

@Lex She didn't literally pray, genius, but GG signaling like a dork who doesn't understand idioms.

[@zanategdl]

What's amazing is that he can keep a straight face through all the interview.

[@internetsurfer777]

We say, if horse can keep a straight face.. it's like.. man keep a straight face...

[@adukill]

Its fucking one of Sasha's best and gratest skills!

[@badlaamaurukehu]

This was completely transparent. He was just further abusing people's patience and politeness at this moment and it was entertaining for about 2 minutes and then uncomfortable again. I honestly feel bad for him now. I much prefer his "Ali G" days.

[@WiredLain_]

@@badlaamaurukehu it’s supposed to be uncomfortable dumbass, that’s the point, Ali G was purposely making everything uncomfortable too, n he wasn’t “abusing” anything. y’all use that word for everything cuz ur sensitive asf.

[@ds111dodger5]

He does smile at times. You see him smile and he almost sucks his face in to restrain it’s you can see it in the (September 13th face) video and when borat is in the bowling club toilet asking if 5 men can do a poo in the urinal

[@Anything2bCool]

4:00 Do you understand? "Hmm....I think I need some more examples"

[@Vojife]

***** Yes, that is indeed the joke.

[@JoJo-bt9qg]

If a horse does not understand is like a man does not understand

[@PeterMatthes11]

i think that would have been the funniest possible reaction from here side

[@speedy3702]

It would have been a major mic drop moment if the lady had really said that at the end. lol

[@grantv7825]

When he gets to "walk on grass" you can tell he's running out of ideas.

[@Monochr0meMan]

That was hilarious because it started getting even more absurd.

[@MrSirBurpsAlot]

I can't imagine what was going through Sacha's mind when he played this character.

[@Fluxquark]

Ouiguy Mike. Probably that Korki Bucheck song he likes.

[@M1GarandPing]

Fluxquark 😂😂😂

[@welcometolife4237]

Probably seeing a Sasquatch

[@themodernholmes1735]

He thought "Great success high five!"

[@xino_z]

Not much!! 🤔🤣🤣

[@zanderzwolf3591]

so let me get this straight, A horse is like a man?

[@frankthetank8216]

In Kazachstan they say so

[@89Tymah]

***** his message is animals is just like us xD or some shit donno

[@jdbxhxbsbsbsjxhd1825]

zandershredz if a horse is eating, is like...if a man is eating. if a horse is hungry, is like if a man is eating. if a horse......happy; is like if a man happy. and if a horse hurt foot.....is like if a man hurt foot. and if horse a-sad; is like if man s-sad. if a horse walk on grass, is like if a man walk on grass. and if a horse angry, is like same if man angry. and if horse health, is same like if man health. and if a horse standing, is like if man standing. so we say in my country, a horse is like a man. do you understand?

[@stevenhollinger6934]

Yes, if a horse is mad mad, it is like a man is mad

[@emanuelbaldissera6510]

if a horse is ready, is like...if a man is reading

[@RM-en9gk]

I was waiting for him to say " having sexy time with a horse is like having sexy time with a men" lmao

[@henrikaugustsson4041]

That was the implication of “kiss a horse”

[@austinorourke6468]

I think he was hoping she'd complete a sentence and he'd react like "Oh my God! You have heard of this saying?!"

[@765sanjay]

He kinda did this in the "Swan Lake" clip when the lady completed his sentence

[@Britishwolf89]

Haha nah he'd probably change the end of the sentence if she tried to finish it.

[@Max-xr9bx]

and if the khorse reacts is like man reacts!

[@kumar7359]

She has infinite patience. I would have run away from hime

[@Amalekites]

Him*

[@neonblack211]

just like a horse would run away from hime

[@norbertsikmooky7635]

@@neonblack211 when a horse is running, it's like a man is running.

[@daaniyaalmirza2060]

When a horse is impatient is like when man is impatient

[@prla5400]

If a horse is run, it is like a man is run

[@pgrothschild]

lol I think she beat Borat, you can tell he's beginning to struggle towards the end to think up more things hahahaha

[@cainm6375]

Borat is the fool, he beat her by getting her to listen for so long

[@refresco]

Yeah why is nobody else talking about how insane this woman is?

[@AnnaFresa1]

This woman should get a tolerance reward. I would crack up and stop him after a couple of examples hehehehe bravo

[@LukasGelvich]

+Anna Fresa Then you are a very intolerant person :).

[@SWATmusicPOWER]

+LukasGelvich She has steel nevers... :)

[@nicolassosolic3655]

+Anna Fresa Yes indeed lolHi from France :)

[@jorikkadan]

wawawoowa..hi5

[@443tify]

youre very sexy anna

[@jonathanaugustin647]

Damn, she's as patient as the "that's cheese" guy.

[@ChuckNorris-ku7hf]

Jonathan Augustin 😂

[@arihantjain5882]

Their perfect for each other

[@user-zh8mz1is9t]

Sensei of the trolls.

[@sebastianbroscheyoga]

ʜεᴀᴅ ʜᴜɴᴛεʀ hahahahahaaaa

[@BrianTylerComposer]

Oh my god hahaha. This and the "is this rice' cheese Borat skit is absolute outer edge of extreme cringe comedy

[@marg1035]

probably the only two people who passed the ''Borat test'' :)

[@msb8792]

The cheese one is certainly epic, one of the funniest 😂

[@aktendulli]

i like it how his voice gets more and more passionate towards the latter parts of his recitation

[@jonbartolo8067]

I was laughing like a horse at this.

[@Agent1W]

If you're laughing like a horse, it's like if a man was laughing.

[@konstantinoskeremidis1517]

@@Agent1W I can hear it in Borat's tone

[@Agent1W]

@@konstantinoskeremidis1517 If you, a man, heard it in his tone, it's like if a horse heard it in that tone.

[@konstantinoskeremidis1517]

@@Agent1W I don't understand why a horse and a man are same, can you give more examples?

[@Agent1W]

@@konstantinoskeremidis1517 Unfortunately I cannot give. My tongue is a tired speaking the English, like mouth of tired dog of anoos after eating 15 Cinnabon.

[@lxH4WK3Rxl]

Was waiting for him to say "if you ride a horse it's like if you ride a man" at the end

[@joules143]

Sacha's greatest talent is his ability to keep a straight, serious face despite the inanity of such circumstances. He's so good at making one believe he believes what he's saying, that when one locks eyes with his Borat character, one feels ashamed for wanting to laugh at him. It's this absurd combination that makes his pranks genius. God, I love this man. Great, now I'm going to be watching more Sacha clips for the next few hours instead of getting work done. Shhh... don't tell anyone.

[@dimsabor5812]

here i am at work in 2022 reading this

[@freakienando]

Hi joules I'm your boss, I've seen that 13 years ago you was not working, you are fired.

[@arveyilleszender5809]

I get what you’re saying but for me, that’s not his greatest talent. Keeping a straight face can be done by many people. I can keep a straight face irrespective of anything if I want. It’s just the ability to lock in. I think his greatest talent is being able to create and then comfortably exist in the most awkward atmosphere imaginable. I’ve seen videos e.g. where he’s comparing women’s attractiveness right in front of them. This is completely outside of normative social behaviour. And he doesn’t flinch in the thick, tense, difficult aftermath. Not many people can sit on the nerve of such an uncouth and embarrassing situation and operate without feeling some guilt for what they’re doing to the social etiquette.

[@chrisg9476]

that lady was too nice ahahahaha

[@bojibogdi953]

I think this is Mister's Borat doctoral thesis.

[@sculptastic]

being the comedian and doing this for 4 minutes without cracking up has to be harder than holding your breath that long

[@Buddy-po4hv]

If a horse has patience, is like a woman has patience 🤣

[@JensonsBeard]

How he found someone with the patience to smile through that is beyond reasonable belief.

[@mogadon7]

She has the patience of a horse.

[@bariswheel]

This man has demanded a 10 minute stand in silence, this is a piece of cake for him

[@extremo8883]

We say in a-Kazakhstan, that a horse is like man.” “Uh-huh.” “Eh, that a good...if a horse is good, it is like if a man is good, yes? And if a horse is bad, it is like if a man is bad.” “Uh-huh.” “And if a horse is hungry, is like if a man is hungry.” “Uh-huh.” “And if a horse is a-sad, sad,” “Uh-huh.” “...is like if a man is a-sad.” “Uh-huh.” “Erm, we say, if a horse is a-happy, happy,” “Uh-huh.” “It is like if a man is a happy.” “Okay.” Eh, we say, if, erm, a horse is angry, angry,” “Uh-huh.” “...is like if man is angry.” “Uh-huh.” “Erm, we say, if a horse walk, is like a man...walk. Erm, we say, if a horse is old,” “Uh-huh.” “is like if a man...is old. And we say, if horse is young, is like if man is young, like eyah. And the same, we say, if a horse tall, is like if a man is-a...tall.” “Uh-huh...” *confused chuckle* “And if a horse small, small, is like if a man...man small. And if a horse...dead, is like, if a man...dead. Also, we say, if a horse...sleep, may I say sleep?” “Mm-hmm.” “Is like, if a...man sleep.” “Mm-hmm.” “And if horse...wake, wake, is like if man wake. Ehm...and...if horse, erm, ill,” “Mm-hmm.” “Is like, if man...ill. If horse..hurt foot, is like man...hurt foot.” “Mmm.” “Erm, if horse on the grass, is like...if a man walk on grass.” “Mm-hmm.” “Ey, we say, in Kazakhstan, if you hit, horse, it is like, if you hit, man. And we say, if you kiss horse, is like if you kiss...man. So we say, horse is like a man.” “Yeah yeah, ok.” “Do you understand?” “Yeah."

[@martonkigyosi3005]

*slip = sleep, *have foot = hurt foot

[@extremo8883]

​ Thank you very much Mr.@@martonkigyosi3005​, I have made the appropriate corrections.

[@martonkigyosi3005]

@@extremo8883 You are real gentleman. If horse make appropriate corrections, it is like man make appropriate corrections

[@kolabola7200]

Thanks for this priceless knowledge

[@guscox9651]

19 different comparisons lol

[@robertroyfellows]

Gotta bless this lady for having tons and tons of patience and manners!! Great Borat scene!!

[@daimonioshellene]

I watch this every day.

[@dakotaventiere3903]

4 year later check in, you still watching every day?

[@mohsi2277]

@@dakotaventiere3903 i dont think so 😂

[@ChickenPermish]

@@mohsi2277 My guess is he's out in a field somewhere thinking he's a horse

[@mohsi2277]

@@ChickenPermish 😂

[@anshuman47]

If a horse watch it everyday, it is like a man watch it everyday

[@lincolncity9]

How did he manage to keep a straight face?

[@cassietad3178]

this is almost as bad as with the guy with the cheese

[@stevenpam]

And what a this?

[@flyhyland]

Steven Pam That’s cheese.

[@stevenpam]

@@flyhyland Is this a rice?

[@flyhyland]

@@stevenpam No, that's cheese.

[@stevenpam]

@@flyhyland What is a dees? It is a papers?

[@FlorinAsavei]

I find this so interesting from a psychological point of view, it just shows how concerned we are about what we say and how we look when we are on live TV, we don't even question or realize what the other person is doing.

[@raghavinder2161]

She knew what he was doing and went along with the bit...

[@jasiriboards]

@@raghavinder2161where did you get that from?

[@samuelsigner3978]

If I'm not mistaken, this is the only time he did the kiss when meeting a woman (he never does otherwise, always shakes hands), I wonder if he does this to play on Borat's confusion with women with short hair ("I could not concentrate on what this old man was telling me", "Waweewa he is a she?"). Sacha Baron Cohen is not speaking and moving in that video, he has disengaged his normal consciousness and becomes Borat.

[@jonathanaugustin647]

That's weird. I was wondering why he did that. I guess she does look a bit androgynous with the hat on.

[@VCthaGOATdunker]

Haha I am also wondering if he kissed her because of that, her voice is nicely feminine but Borat didn't hear it yet, he just greeted her right away Lmao.

[@MrEntertainmentmagic]

Samuel Signer I think it's cause he thought she was a man.

[@DalniyeZelentsi]

@@MrEntertainmentmagiccorrection: thought she was a horse

[@MrEntertainmentmagic]

DalniyeZelentsi 🤣😅😂😅

[@ninacharuza4599]

why did she endure this pain

[@stefbojic]

Do you understand?

[@anthonytabet9485]

+Stefan Bojic uh huh...

[@myahollandia3552]

Stefan Bojic No

[@hezmek99]

LMAO king of trolls, i swear this guy had balls to be the very first making vids like these.

[@Zam1Fear]

I will have to step in and say, Tom Green was one of the first to make "troll" videos, long before Sasha.

[@richardsantanna5398]

But he was not funny

[@tomchamberlain4329]

Tom Green's humour was too demented for most people, but I think he's hilarious.

[@alexbott4121]

hezmek99 king of trolls

[@achilles1541]

Tom green is hilarious too

[@goldenfroggy5739]

Oh my god, why she has to suffer this lol

[@LuxMeow]

Because she's just standing there. lmao

[@kellethomas9812]

This is the greatest video ever

[@robinmasters4546]

True

[@zimu93]

How could he do that for 4 minutes without laughing xD

[@candyrain009]

Borat.....the original troll.

[@nuclearneo577]

This is a very long way to explain BoJack Horseman to people who have never seen it.

[@jackster1212]

So sad that Andy Kaufman didn't live to see Cohen's Borat... it's a perfect evolution of similar genius, each their own but... the painful brilliance, the deadpan awkward humor... so well done by both of them.

[@mattmatter5643]

I don’t think I could last a minute without laughing if he was doing that to me.

[@jypantera]

I've seen this so many times over the past 10-15 years and I literally almost piss myself every damn time.

[@sultankamysbayev1937]

0:22 as a Kazakh, horses are food, transport, friends, and clothing for us, simple as that

[@anamvsyoravno1449]

😹😹😹

[@cb7235]

I hear they say a horse is a friend like a man is a friend there, true?

[@sakkasufle6326]

So if eh horse like food, then is like if man food? If horse is like transport, then is like if man is transport? If horse like clothes, then is like if eh man clothes?

[@naryanr]

"Do you understand?" She's like; "No one has ever understood anything more."

[@arabinda0106]

Actually I think the woman actually beat him, finally Borat had to stop.

[@SanderSovrlic-alesov]

is this the only time Borat greeted a woman by kissing her on cheek?

[@westsenkovec]

yes, because she looked like a boy

[@guscox9651]

The joke is that he thinks she's a man

[@ZStachy]

My favorite part is when he said what a horse was like

[@gun1987gunn]

She's totally got Borat's game and isn't giving him the reaction he's after. Hahaha.

[@lix88440000]

No she didn't. She gave an interview saying she was thinking the guy was insane and was begging for it to end. They had to be very nice with the interview to promote the sport, so she was basically obligated to be nice to the end... She only find out that it was a joke years later and this scene was release on Ali G Show DVDs

[@kelhunter2212]

@@lix88440000 Where is this interview? I cannot find it lol

[@lix88440000]

@@kelhunter2212 www.followmegat.com/2015/07/27/schuyler-rileys-borat-interview-revisited/ This was the link, but now it seems to be broken. Her name is Schuyler Riley

[@rustincohle2135]

@@kelhunter2212 You can view just about any broken link on the Internet Archive. This is the archived link: web.archive.org/web/20150802050218/www.followmegat.com/2015/07/27/schuyler-rileys-borat-interview-revisited/

[@jackedkerouac4414]

this woman and the supermarket manager with the cheese would make beautiful children together

[@TommyLikeTom]

He is clearly making the point that horse riding is inhumane

[@7beers]

Hello. My name is Schuyler Riley. I just showed in the Grand Prix. Oh, I love all, I love my horses and I love the horse that I rode this afternoon. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mmm-hmmm. Mmm-hmmm. Yeah-yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[@mattmatter5643]

She’s like wtf is happening to me.

[@ncfirefighter910]

I seriously couldn't stop laughing about a minute into this, i don't see how he does this without laughing lol

[@Laughingman120]

"its like if a horse is old, its like if a man is old" that is so awesome, I think he keeps going expecting to be cut off but it doesnt happen

[@Artie0293e09]

I love the way he sometimes pauses as if he is going to change the metaphor

[@patrickdeoliveira75]

Why am I laughing at this?

[@artygunnar]

He actually kissed a woman this time

[@aghadmtl]

well you say that...

[@Tarek-io7pz]

Arthur Yagami if horse kissed a woman it's lika a man kissed a woman

[@robhingston]

Borat gets confused sometimes

[@GregorSamsa000]

he thought she was a man

[@caseyalanjones]

Never thought about that before, but now that he explained it so well, I think it's really true.

[@alanhansen3230]

That lady is just the sweetest thing!!

[@CURTAINS_]

Breakdown: Good Bad Hungry Sad Happy Angry Walk Old Young Tall Small Dead Sleep Wake Ill Have foot On grass Hit Kiss

[@websoull]

I love it at the end when he says " do you understand?":O))

[@deapurpurea7087]

Sasha Baron is a fucking genius!I adore him

[@billygiles1736]

"Do you understand" should of said no actually can you repeat that?

[@clearout5032]

2:48 If a pair of Eyes ever said Help me! These are what they look like!

[@MidWesti]

brutal

[@ynat957]

If you ride a horse, its like you ride a man

[@ThePaulOLoughlin]

I had to watch this one a few time to really get what he was saying! he wasn't very clear....

[@edgeofable]

Still trying to understand the analogy, couple more views and I should start to get it.

[@ThePaulOLoughlin]

just an incredible mind, way before his time, so prolific, us mere mortals need time to decode his messages, just like this enigma code

[@billboardbraggins1443]

3 years have passed. Do you now understand his wisdom ?

[@kanakhan]

If she marry the cheese guy, their child will be veeeeery patient

[@kiwidubz]

2:42 watch and listen closely, he almost finds himself laughing at his own hilariousness.

[@mirkogrh]

we say in kazahstan that a horse is like man...that a good if a horse is good it is like a man is bad, and if a horse is hungry it is like a man is hungry. if a horse is hungry it is like a man i hungry.. if a horse is happy it is like a man is happy. if a horse is angry it is like a man is angry. if a horse is a walk it is like if a man is walk. if a horse is old it is like a man is old.and we say if a horse is young it is like a man is young like him and we say if a horse is tall....

[@regginsouth9565]

The fact that borat didn't know the person was a woman, hence why he kissed her, was just cherry on the top

[@MetalFan10101]

If a horse watch a youtubes, is like if a man watch a youtubes. Is niiice.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

this is art

[@syaba5336]

1:42 is my favorite and i like how he gradually gets slower tring to figure out what to say next

[@soheilrnr]

hahaahhahah nice!!! he had a good point at the end!!

[@firstal3799]

She has lot lot lot of patience

[@MrTheMoody]

Full of wisdom

[@takacsakos7381]

At the "horse is wake , man is wake " I tought he will lose it . He started laughin a lil bit

[@TheIcefreeze]

If a horse has a sex it is like a black man has a sex

[@illiminatieoverlordgurglek140]

*chocolate man

[@dariusdanovan2256]

TheCrappyVideoGameChannel what's up with it vanilla face

[@humboldt2087]

"Do you understand?" "Not quite. Could you elaborate?"

[@Psyfrox]

man, he is such a good actor.

[@TheLaoo]

he successfully wasted that womans time💀💀💀

[@walhalla11000]

i dont think she understands :(

[@Mario-kj1ix]

Yes,I think he should repeat that

[@SmurfPerfect]

I would’ve appreciated a few more examples. But I fell like I get the essence of what he’s trying to say here.

[@sandpaper631]

And we say..

[@elizepol1]

I think he's saying that a horse is like a man, but I'm not entirely sure.

[@JK-musick]

So, let make this clear, is horse like man, or man is like horse?

[@gregmiller4892]

Skyler may be the nicest, most patient lady in the world.

[@StruanRobertson29]

I haven't quite understood. I think more examples would have been useful

[@rezanoorani4839]

He controls his laughter masterfully. The original troll if there ever was one!

[@RhetoricalMuse]

If a horse acts like a man, it is like a mans...acting like a mans....errrrrrm

[@mistahpink9940]

mans?

[@RhetoricalMuse]

Yeas....is like a bang bang bang in a mans....

[@XElhirrimX]

"Have foot" and what follows is his way to say "C'mon lady, will you stop me !?"

[@CayceWatson]

Tim Ferriss brought me here lol

[@CrownVictoria666]

hahaha same

[@syavashazarmi]

it would have been nice if he could give more examples for the sake of clarity, it is a hard theory to grasp.

[@officewizard7727]

At 2:40 he almost burst out laughing lol

[@matty_isthemotto]

Funny how he is still in the ali g character with his fingers in the west side

[@flisko123]

what if horse is fat?

[@Agent1W]

It's like if a man is fat.

[@STMORRISPL]

Man Sacha is a genius , he only greets men with kisses and he kisses her twice , that went over a lot of people's heads 😂

[@mnestofoo5563]

Or maybe he thought she was a guy at first