Bordello of Blood - Halloween Movie Review

[@RaedFrost]

Man, I miss Tales from the Crypt. They need to bring that back! Someone should gather all the boils and ghouls to rally for this show. If they could do it for MST3K, why not the Cyrptkeeper?

[@theNewBee]

There is actually a revival in the works. M. Night Shamaylan (I think I spelled that right) is producing. I'm actually looking forward to it. I have not yet heard if the Cryptkeeper will be back, along with John Kassir.

[@RaedFrost]

theNewBee Ah, that is good news. Let us hope it happens and they don't mess it up.

[@theNewBee]

As long as we don't get "Lady in the Water II", I'll be happy

[@RaedFrost]

Yikes. I know it's Halloween time, but that's no reason to get THAT scary, Tom.

[@theNewBee]

+RaedFrost bwahahahhaha

[@cupcakehips9236]

A nightmare on nope street 😂😂🤚 you are da best!!!

[@emd1494]

I ❤️ Tales from the Crypt. The best episode is the one with Tim Curry playing the mother, father and daughter. With the traveling (womaniser) sales man. Edit: Would love to see you do one on "What we do in the shadows" it's a vampire movie but a comedy (know it's not your usually category but you would have fun with it as still blood thirsty)

[@emival3335]

Double fangs are my favourite vampire aesthetic. Add one pair of smaller fangs on the lower row of teeth to go with that or even a double set of fangs there as well and I’m over the moon

[@dannymiller7187]

I had no clue from dusk til dawn was a tales from the crypt script before it became a movie. That makes slot of sense.

[@Bom-ber1365]

Your so good i wish i was like yoh

[@angieb8598]

Just watched this movie on Netflix and then this popped up on KZbin! Absolutely love this channel, and your wit! It’s so refreshing to see you review the more obscure movies 😁 Subscribed!

[@SrSquibbles]

Im going to get letters man your so underrated why aren’t you at a million subs yet your funny as hell keep it up love you dude

[@katjosephperez8772]

It’s always Halloween Time with The New Bee 🤗

[@katjosephperez8772]

There’s so much horror content (and other great videos) to look back on.

[@Em-wk5ns]

Woahhhh, a robot devil and a laser in the church. 😲😅😅😅😅

[@AlishaN-ib2gq]

I’m going to get letters 😂😂😂😂

[@brooksequine7621]

Super job ! Love Tales from the Crypt and your work ! The perfect marriage !

[@MataNui.]

The opening for this scared the hell out of me when I was younger.

[@urth2leesha]

Love the 'my opinion' tagline!

[@Life-Row-Toll]

Brings back so many memories haha THank you!

[@Life-Row-Toll]

Ericka, teen crush for sure

[@Jay-gurl]

Oh, my gosh! I saw this movie on TV AGES ago back when I was like 14 and never knew what it was. War a way to rediscover. 😂

[@spartankingoftx9031]

Lost Boys used holy water guns i think. anyway, i enjoy ur reviews

[@JuryMalkin]

Angie Everhart hot? HELL YES!!

[@mareczek00713]

Vampires with sunblock - kinda strange the nurse didn't think of that since it's the same logic of "easy solutions work best" as the holy water squirt gun.

[@theansweris4299]

Will you do a review on the movie The serpent and the rainbow starring Bill Pullman and directed by Wes craven

[@Shippo28]

Please please review the third crypt keeper move

[@theNewBee]

I don't know there was a 3rd!

[@eintorpid9101]

Someone please explain the dirt on the knees joke for I am clueless.

[@thehappydragon9491]

Getting a blow job is also called "getting head". So the "Head" Vampire would be on her knees giving the guy a blow job, thus dirty knees. Lol

[@eintorpid9101]

@@thehappydragon9491 Thank for this enlightening information. I shall tell my ancestors about this great discovery l.

[@oddeyes9413]

Enjoyable as always newbee!

[@kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144]

Thats the same key from the other Tales From the crypt movie were they reusing props or was there an in universe connection???🤔

[@magnolia972]

bordello of blood was heavily cut in germany....it was a real horror....to watch!

[@SamiDC]

The intro used to scare me so bad as a kid, with the crazy Danny Elfman score touring through the Crypt Keeper's home. As soon as I heard the first few notes, I'd get anxious knowing he'd pop up and start laughing like a maniac. Maybe you could review the original British Tales from the Crypt film adaptation from 1972. I'd love to know which story is your favorite from the film (even though only 2 were from the original comics) and if you find Peter Cushing's story as heartbreaking and hard to watch as I do. A not-so-fun-yet-still-interesting fact about Peter Cushing is that he was originally set to do a different role. However, his wife unexpectedly passed away after he agreed to be a part of the film. He was so consumed with grief and lost a lot of weight that he chose to portray a character much more tragic than what he was originally hired for. I think it really shines through and makes for one of the best performances of his career. Not gonna spoil if you haven't seen it, but it's on KZbin and I highly recommend giving that anthology a watch.

[@maria.whiddon]

they used water guns with holy water in the lost boys which also co starred corey feldman

[@theNewBee]

But were they super soakers?

[@beckybergman6023]

I love your commentary

[@katjosephperez8772]

I just burped on a lil bit of that old straight vodka, saw a vamp (pun intended) *EXPLODE,” and was flabbergasted at Whoopi Goldberg being the cameo. Out of *anyone* I did not expect Whoopi.

[@naivenitara]

Double likes for the head vampire joke 😆🧛‍♀️😭

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Why no one ever thought.....ummm Lost Boys? HELLLL-OOOOOO....

[@jessicareynolds8011]

Angie Everheart is gorgeous.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

No vamp will _ever_ be as hot as Mathilda May in Lifeforce.

[@agnethaladuff8559]

It's like a horror movie nearing it's puberty.

[@ericsmith718]

Love the MGS reference!!!

[@guicaldo7164]

4:53 Yup, talking like Nora Valkyrie is a lot of fun!

[@mahsyom8469]

Loving your jokes man! Lol keep it up!!

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

I love Angie Everhart and the gore but jesus this movie did worse than the last one

[@StrifeXCosplay]

You got some awesome review videos

[@LordDiamonds]

I think Lost Boys and Dusk Till Dawn used soakers too, along with condom water balloons filled with holy water 🤣

[@elliotspencer6656]

Yes I would ,some kind of gag,maybe?

[@revposton]

Yes

[@kurdtcoben]

Yea, I would

[@johnroxburgh4087]

Love your videos

[@happybadger806]

The Lost Boys (1987) vampires had double fangs. Bordello of blood (1996) had double fangs. Guess who copied who.

[@onsholo]

Enslave me vampire mommy!

[@katjosephperez8772]

No way, the 2 subs only left bc they or a pet accidentally clicked on “unsubscribe” while they were playing your videos on their phones to fall or stay asleep. It’s happened more than once to me, and my pets get to the “Are You Sure?” question a few times per week. Nobody would ever unsubscribe from our best boy Tom.

[@hw5091]

Loved this movie as a kid. Miller was hilarious and Everhart was fucking hot.

[@bananabread2824]

I wonder if he got a letter 😂

[@agingerbeard]

13 year old me: Boobs boobs boobs boobs god I hope my mom doesn't find out I watched this. 36 year old me: boobs boobs boobs er I mean, this movie is actually pretty awesome lol. Final question: yes. Yes I would.

[@gozuthc1384]

Yes I will

[@dannymiller7187]

I remember this movie from when I was a kid. I only remember because of how bad ass Cory Feldman was. Hahaha.

[@jonnymoffett2544]

Then what about the television cartoon show?

[@boomstickcritique902]

The problem with this movie is it doesn't work as a sequel to Demon Knight. That movie was an A level Horror comedy this one though knows its a B movie and plays itself as that. Bordello knows the plot is silly and campy so the movie embraces it and goes for trashy comedic B movie horror and comedy with puns and if you can meet the film on the level of a B movie its a solid sleazy Vampire B movie. I think most likely she turned Dennis Miller into a Vampire in the end because they seemed to have a thing for each other.

[@zainalakmal3034]

Can you please review silent hill the movie

[@haruruben]

I always liked this movie - you can do a lot worse for fun sexy vampire movies

[@aleshabibb1472]

Review dark shadows the orginal novella ♡♡ or Adams family movie

[@Nesty9]

I would

[@vihaze6725]

I only watched this movie for Chris Sarandon, lmao.

[@rxfuzze744]

Ur jokes r good (confirmed)

[@derricktaylor9373]

👍

[@adamgillespie825]

Do demon knight

[@MrCFH420]

I didn't even like this movie when in came out. Compared to Demon Knight it seemed so weak. The more I watch it as an adult I really enjoy it more and more. Its just ridiculous but fun. 3 bees for me.

[@kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144]

Soooo who bit her?

[@theNewBee]

I pictured Lilith biting her then my head exploded

[@kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144]

@@theNewBee It is a happy thought

[@katjosephperez8772]

I think I always prefer the double fangs. But… why are the girls allowed to be ridiculously hot, yet the brother is like… pretty much… hideous and decaying? Bloodlines?

[@zeusbacchushades]

You're gonna get letters on how funny you are

[@joshuathomas5626]

8:35 Forgot to give credit to Dusk till Dawn

[@ohc1492]

Nope.. Ballroom Blitz takes me DIRECTLY to Kill Bill...

[@sekanstar3243]

😂😂😂

[@onlynexg301]

I'm the 600 liker yay

[@hansgraichen8051]

Heh. Televangelists, ami I right?

[@LucianCorrvinus]

I keep telling you the cat was right, you do need Jesus....

[@Shadowrulzalways]

Well many TV shows have bad language. Ones rated TV-PG and TV-14. Just not as strong as TV-MA shows do. Like “Fuck” and “Shit”

[@xscore9795]

I used to be a Miller fan, until he lost his mind. Then disappeared. Hmm... that's a scarier story than this movie!!!!!

[@THEBURNZINATOR]

Dusk till dawn used holy water guns tho

[@rgsron7857]

These reviews..😂😂😂

[@scottc3]

That movie really sucks!...................Giggedy!

[@Nicalapegus]

Dennis Miller is a big conservative, but no political jokes?!? But why?!

[@frankensteinmonster1931]

How in the fuck did you lose subs? Did you tweet something racist or something?

[@spirituallyconscious7774]

Didn't like this movie at all.

[@DravenGal]

I love this movie because Dennis Milller (Spoilers!)...... DIES IN IT. I've met him several times, used to come into places where I worked, he is SUCH A DICK, a-hole, and any number of other insults. Sorry, I know you're a fan, but have you met the guy? That snark is NOT an act. If anything, it is toned down. But hey, maybe he's nicer now...

[@theNewBee]

He seemed so friendly to those giant m&ms lol

[@DravenGal]

theNewBee Reviews Could you be mean to chocolate?

[@FunlandRobot]

“As she works out in more clothes than I swim in” how is that an analogy. This channel needs better writers....

[@lsimon343]

Omg what a cheese fest I almost spit out my dinner when admiral akbar popped out lol