Borderlands 2 - Krieg: A Meat Bicycle Built for Two

[@captainpalegg2860]

“I’m gonna put my pain into your soul” is honestly such a raw line.

[@Rmasndy]

HiBerans2

[@KhaosMerX]

SPIRITUAL DAMAGE

[@malikbaugh7532]

@@Rmasndy😮😮

[@Trianglezzz]

YES

[@austin79761]

Dude right!

[@JamesSmith-ek1or]

"I'm going to put my pain into your soul" ....... DAMN!

[@brunogamesbr1]

+Logan Retamoza *HEART ATTACK* best skill... 11/9 IGN

[@ommmar6324]

+Logan Retamoza It would be awesome if his head just popped when he said that XD

[@Ian-fw2fp]

i said that in school and now people leave me the hell alone

[@Arcticgod3535]

That was a Rat Thief totally Called for XD

[@themiller3940]

If he didnt scream it would actually be scarier

[@roshenek4919]

i never thought playing a melee character in a game about guns can be so much fun

[@whatthefeebas2505]

ikr?

[@tenjenk]

while on fire that too.

[@wolfhurricane897]

+Martin Vraniskoski and yelling about riding bikes made of meat and how you're conducter of the poop train.

[@spooky8491]

Actually it's probably pretty easy to forget. Along with pretty much everything else.

[@mauzilus]

Zer0?

[@SunKiss3r]

"TORN APART...from pretty lady" "Don't worry big guy, I'll be back...I promise"

[@THICCBOITHENASUSMAIN]

RIP

[@shacco1095]

That interaction had more emotion then Maya’s end

[@dex_ii]

😭

[@hersh511]

ShacCO fuck ava

[@khatibwalid90]

@@hersh511 bro im telling you. Where's the uno reverse card when you need it 😭😭😭😭😔

[@elnegroayala]

when he managed to warn the siren about the rats behind her... i almost cried

[@masonrobertstv5917]

lisandro rose turn around pretty lady

[@danot.9265]

It's just a beautiful moment when his sanity slips through the cracks. Another moment that gets me is at the end when he says close enough.

[@emilhagelin6410]

Dano t. If you unlock the skill that lets you instantly revive a friend but making yourself go into FFYL, you can get a line where his sane voice (without echo or audio fx) says that Krieg has to save those who really matter

[@alexrecrem9094]

@@emilhagelin6410 my heart

[@fibblewitz1702]

@@emilhagelin6410 I think he says "you don't deserve this, I do"

[@RobloxLegoPhunman]

And now Krieg will ride alone on his meat bicycle for two...

[@Nn-fb9ke]

😭

[@lolbobPlus]

Big sadd

[@Bakounine_Inch_Nails]

:(

[@tathvaian]

Oh my gawddd my heart 😥

[@tunghg789kt1]

I haven't played the game yet an i already feel sad, he gonna go full nut on that lonely ride...

[@notbrandon721]

"If you don't listen to me, she's gonna to die and it's gonna be your fault." I get the feeling Krieg should give Ava a "scolding".

[@dutchranger5530]

With his buzzaxe into her head

[@jamesriemer6160]

Make her our next meat bicycle

[@Rikkity]

STRIP HER FLESH! FLAY HER UNTIL DAWN!

[@dbl_dmg_gaming5130]

"I'm going to put my PAIN into your SOUL!"

[@jamesriemer6160]

@@dbl_dmg_gaming5130 Do it

[@PeterDivine]

Consider: The lady's got psychic abilities. Maybe she can read his mind, and understands there's someone trapped behind the raving psychopath the rest of the world sees?

[@ElZamo92]

PeterDivine no, she’s just a really kind person... in a way.

[@travisreed1730]

How about BOTH?

[@The_Big_Jay]

I don't think it's been explicitly shown that Siren's have "Psychic" powers in that sense, I think Krieg was just explaining what he knew about Sirens in a simple way.

[@ryanr3357]

This is totally necro-ing a dead comment, but one of the Siren abilities in Bl2 is "Thoughtlock", where she basically mentally hijacks enemies to fight for her. She definitely has some psychic abilities.

[@Danyul.]

You called it sir

[@CrustyTheMoist]

"I powdered my cockateel for the rib cage slaughter." Kinky

[@wehafse]

thats why maya smiled

[@dankmemes3461]

Wehafse What does that mean though?

[@paradocks23]

I was going to say "When you're older, son." But then I figured that it could be something about lubing up to do some obscene things on Maya's chest. Then again it's about 2 AM right now. So grain of salt.

[@paradocks23]

BastanVideos Indeed.

[@TheTraveler980]

Titjob? That actually makes sense, whether you're serious or not about it. Powdered = Lubed Cockateel = Penis Rib Cage = Breasts Slaughter = Job

[@justaclown5137]

its characters like Kreig. That make me smile.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Johanna Schulte OMG ME TO!!!

[@shiruotakuno28]

JOTARO!!

[@officialwetard97]

This does put a smile on face

[@wreckingballjones1179]

Love Krieg 😄😄I die laughing

[@custommediacreations]

Same, he is such an awesome character.

[@mcgeufer]

He is not a Psycho! Just misunderstood.

[@rileyb1799]

No he's psychotic alright. Just not an ordinary psycho.

[@biraptor6205]

I think all pshychos are like this, normal inside but mad outside

[@FrootySalad]

Except Krieg won't kill innocent people unlike the other psychos otherwise his inner voice will take over and commit suicide

[@rileyb1799]

ProfessorPooka If the sane Krieg can take over to commit suicide then why cant it take over to make himself normal?

[@FrootySalad]

It IS a quote from the game, I didn't just make it up so... Idk

[@rupestreviajante6664]

It might not seem so at first glance, but psychologically Krieg is the second deepest character in the borderlands series, behind only Handsome Jack. He represents the two extremes of human duality, the fear of hurting loved ones and the direct counterpoint between complete desperation and hopelessness, and hope agaisnt all odds at the same time. He shows how much of an unguided train we are in our ordinary life, and the fear of letting this train hurt people we care for

[@PlasticgamerPC]

He truly is the conductor of the poo train

[@izonpakingahuriwai4334]

@@PlasticgamerPC😢never heard more true words spoken

[@xnadegod1053]

Krieg literally scared someone to death

[@TheRealestMallet]

He did it. He put his pain into their soul

[@BlueSkyCountry]

The poor English monks at Lindisfarne in 760 AD and the farmers outside of York in 870 AD probably had the same experience when they saw a Viking berserker for the first time. And like Krieg, there were also a lot of good Vikings who stopped their comrades from committing atrocities once a city or port has surrendered.

[@laughingman7467]

"krieg is like a truck driver, who's not even in control of his vehicle that's running out of control at >insert high speed here< and all he can do is steer" He's gonna let go of that wheel when he finds out.

[@parrotshootist3004]

Na he'll turn it as far in one direction as it can go, rip it off and throw the wheel at passing motorists for the brief moment its going forward still.

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

@@parrotshootist3004 and that passing motorist will be Ava.

[@emetanti]

If anything he tightens the grip on it as the trucks controls come back and on purpose rail it right into any COV he can find.

[@Davidpoland2005]

He cant, he only drives the meat bicycle

[@Dabajaws]

Meat take the wheel

[@muffinshatt7777]

i wonder how the conversation went between maya and the other vault hunters like "hey yeah this psycho side is crazy but like he helped me kill some rats that i could've just killed in ffyl but he's one of us now" and everyone else is just like "yeah okay welcome aboard"

[@fredstanislawski2983]

no she couldnt since her aim is apparently so shitty she dindt hit kreig once

[@isaacbonser]

And he poked his head up quite a few times its not like he has a small build, they probs preferred him over her in the end XD

[@clgr1323]

mhh, maybe she didn't wanted to kill him when she started shooting, just to scare him away, since it seems she knows Krieg doesn't want to hurt her

[@isaacbonser]

Gormagon Grazian No she didn't she had NO CLUE who Krieg even was he was just some random psycho she found, what do you do when you play borderlands and you see a psycho? see if it wants to give you a hug?

[@clgr1323]

see, that s the thing, the first thing you ll do when you see a psycho is to shoot him ASAP, right? then why didnt she shoot right away, or used her powers to make for an efortless kill? I think it's more than enough to create a reasonable doubt

[@jericho7173]

3:11 that's what I wanna to say to Randy Pitchford after how Maya was treated in Borderlands 3

[@sethcarter4910]

Saaaaaaaaameee

[@FrostyShock349]

I don't, I honestly found her kind of bland in 3

[@hypnoticskull6342]

I’m pretty sure Krieg had a word with them

[@JimmehRulez]

@@FrostyShock349 get out degenerate

[@Davidpoland2005]

I would do this to susan wojcicki for ruining youtube, but in shrekish style

[@vetrulfskathison8975]

Krieg used Mean Look! Its super effective! Foe Rat fainted!

[@vincenzo4314]

Vetrulf Skathison *puts my pain in your soul*

[@ItsJustaMeNow]

Man I _wish_ the rats were that easy to kill. Those bastards strafe like mad.

[@zachk05]

They're like bouncy balls.

[@TerroristTrey]

Do you have the silence the voices skill?

[@ItsJustaMeNow]

anawsomename I played BL2 as the mechromancer.

[@TerroristTrey]

+PsyGoth K. But if you play as Krieg with the mania skill tree you can one hit dem.

[@ItsJustaMeNow]

anawsomename But Death Trap is a life saver!

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

This is easily my favorite cinematic for Borderlands, it's just fantastic and very well made. The music and pacing during the lead-up to the showdown with the Rats still gives me chills.

[@BasicallyFrost]

Speaking of which, anyone know the song in the build up?

[@As_Asa_PhD]

@@BasicallyFrost I guess not.

[@theHedgex1]

She's psychic right? can she hear him? inside her head i mean.

[@FatalHog]

@@theHedgex1 that would honestly give a whole new spin to that conversation

[@alexandertimmins4882]

I think my favorite part is how the camera in the beginning makes you think the guy walking is talking about the person hung by a noose but then you find out that you're wrong

[@negativejam2188]

Agh I need more Krieg, his dynamic with himself is so fascinating. And that plus a possible dynamic with maya is even more interesting.

[@PolarisFluff]

Wish granted. Krieg themed bl3 dlc

[@negativejam2188]

Fluffyr lol, right? I’m so excited to get back into it!

[@KolomalakasPoutanas]

They should have continued and developed the story between Maya and Krieg, it would have been so interesting!

[@dannyboi2819]

I'M THE CONDOCTER OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!!

[@notbrandon721]

She turns him down according to Krieg's Loverpalooza skin.

[@gaminglordchaos]

moxxi turned him down not maya

[@AshysWolfie19]

The woman he's referencing is I believe a previous lover, Before he was subjected to Hyperion's experiments. Please don't quote me it's been a long while.

[@laughingjack85]

@@gaminglordchaos The exact words are "First the Blue girl pushes away then the Bosom Clown forgets I exist." Maya is Asexual so she probably doesn't feel the same way Krieg feels for her and Moxxi was distracted by his pecs and the fact he split apart one of her customers heads with his buzzaxe which resulted in him being escorted of the premises.

[@Cardozin99]

3:10 So much hatred in a sentence the guy died just by hearing it

[@Chris-pq8md]

In Borderlands 3, one of the classes should be Krieg in his sane form. The developers should make it where he was able to be normal again. His inner voice sounds like a pretty cool guy!

[@GO_EZ]

Christian Lampley That is the most AWESOME IDEA EVER!!!

[@giveluminacat10nobles21]

There IS a theroy that he is Tinas dad from some of his dialouge. For example with Pull The Pin theres a chance he will say FOR THE LITTLE ONE. If this theroy proves true I would love to see the interaction between krieg and tina

[@giveluminacat10nobles21]

Gabriel Lumbag If your idle he may also say "where is she? Did she escape? Did she get away?" In his inner voice

[@gotoucanario8341]

Gabriel Lumbag I think Gearbox confirmed he wasn't her Dad though.

[@giveluminacat10nobles21]

Gotou canario oh dang.

[@QaDri93]

Krieg’s sanity: Tell her that because of her we might actually one day be able to act like a normal person again. Borderlands 3: Yeah....No.

[@montyy2350]

She better come back to life in borderlands 4

[@justyournightmares4345]

He at least gets halfway there But still quite sad

[@mindspiders2127]

I mean, she sorta put him on the path back so sanity....so???

[@pluex3419]

@@montyy2350 Ava Switchs place with her

[@FJF1085]

@@mindspiders2127 Seems that way, especially given the Echo Recordings in BL3

[@Johnnythat1dude]

I really think Gearbox needs a comic series or web series or something with adventures in Pandora, where we get to see things with the Vault Hunters doing their own thing, taking on bandits, lounging around, performing quests, or just being silly. I think we need something like this, there is so much story and development behind all of these characters it could be like the best series of anything ever!

[@KoeSeer]

***** PETITION FOR BORDELANDS COMIC!!

[@picadil484]

KoeSeer you know whats ironic? Borderlands has comic book graphics, but no comic book!

[@justmark1987]

Strawfingers Nano KoeSeer ***** Erm…I'm just going to leave this here: www.idwpublishing.com/product-category/borderlands/

[@picadil484]

Mark Jones oh, thanks!

[@JaCkmArc0]

***** Tales from the Borderlands

[@randomstuffmcdermott]

“TORN APART ... by pretty lady.” “I’m gonna miss you to big guy

[@marxismleninismkanyeism6440]

turn around pretty lady

[@RichardHorpe]

"Don't worry, big guy. I'll be back. I promise."

[@Aflay1]

All these days enjoying this video, and I only now realize 3:11 He destroyed a man with pure fear.

[@timmyg8888]

That man's brain be like: sanity.EXE has stopped working

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

He put his pain into that things soul and you see the end result

[@Boulevard_of_broken_dreams]

its just straight up the best part of the short film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@_Kalfy]

He indeed insert his pain into his soul and destroyed him. Based

[@chyannemckenney384]

Conquerors haki

[@YupCambodove]

at 0:41 that's me. I always throw something into the air to catch it only to drop it.

[@actualtomato3270]

crazysquadgames same

[@ThatImmo]

Same.

[@nathanlefevre8240]

Hey me three.

[@masonrobertstv5917]

crazysquadgames yeah me too

[@atillias8521]

Same

[@hwangmihee873]

Most intimidating line ever. " I'M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" >:( :D

[@ivanbiscuit6924]

it is intimidating, you are correct, seriously, why does this have 62 likes? o-o

[@hwangmihee873]

Dovah Kiin Why does that matter if I made it or not? I never claimed to have made it. I was just quoting it and saying that it was intimidating. People obvious thought it was as well so they liked it. It's not as ridiculous as some of the things that get likes on here.

[@ivanbiscuit6924]

It is and you're right. I can respect that and I am sorry, but you are right about the like thing.

[@Natedawg422]

The "poop train" quote was what set me off! LOL!!!

[@kingshand25]

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!"

[@nolmihc]

Really wanted a story dlc about kreig

[@knuckledragger1404]

But we already know he has a story it's just not Kriegs it was the guy before Kriegs the psycho took over forgot the name Tina's father

[@tjgibb2582]

+Knuckle Dragger nope the developers confirmed her parents were dead

[@chuck2846]

+GAMINATORDAN Really wish Gaige had a video like this, she seems awesome

[@knuckledragger1404]

Tj Gibb nah I'll believe what I want to believe I bet kriegs second conscious is the original he just forgot about everything

[@standuporshutup]

+Chukwuma Ukah Gaige's Echocasts are pretty good, they released them bit by bit just before her release. They're available on youtube as one 9 min video of basically her evolution into the crazed mechromancer/anarchist she is in the game.

[@frankylopez4477]

Why is the story from borderlands 2 so well made in comparison to Borderlands 3. I love BL2, and even though BL3 has improved a lot the gameplay, the story became a lot more worse

[@starojunes]

Because Anthony Burch wasn't writing for b3. He left Gearbox before they started making b3 I think. I know people didn't like him but he was a good writer in b2 and was involved with the writing for Tales from the Borderlands game as well.

[@ItsKayJeyD]

Agreed. And honestly killing Maya was a bad move. Killing main characters is fine but they did so little to develop the main characters and their stories in this one that it feels unjustified.

[@-cams.]

@@ItsKayJeyD I'll tell you why those hacks at Geatbox did it: They looked at Roland and Scooter's deaths and how they affected the fans, and said among themselves: "Oh look, killing previously main characters/fan favorite characters in a """dramatic""" way can make out story strong!" and then proceeded to throw darts at MCs/FFCs and it got on Maya. *_notice how I said: "...how they affected the fans..." and not: "the fans and the story and how the story and characters dealt with it", and the air-quotes on "dramatic"._*

[@amon7816]

Borderlands 2 had a single writer who made 90% of the dialogue which made it coherent. Borderlands 3 had 4 writers with more groups in between that made the story/quality/atmosphere of the game feel more schizo than Tiny Tina and Krieg together.

[@raywayne493]

Honestly,they even managed to ruin tales from the borderland's legacy. The way Rhys and Vaughn were represented was crappy,did not match the telltale's view of them at all. Sasha and Fiona didn't even make it to b3. I'm disappointed.

[@thecartooncollector1302]

I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER! I use this pickup line as well.

[@fryjohans9545]

Well, he`s better in picking up hot chicks with blue tatooes all over them than me.

[@brettsharbono3022]

"LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M STARING AT YOU!" Worked for me once, she crazy...

[@im-flare]

Or just say *"I ' M G O N N A P U T M Y P A I N I N T O Y O U R S O U L"* It works everytime, trust me-

[@kungflumaster5495]

@@im-flare popular with da emos is that one

[@zenron5149]

The Cartoon Collector lol

[@TehUltimateNinjaGod]

Claptrap gets his own web series but Krieg doesn't? C'mon 2K.

[@futur3109]

TehUltimateNinjaGod u h8 claptrap bro?

[@099Nitro]

Everyone hates claptrap

[@leoshork]

099Nitro why, he’s funny

[@matttheradartechnician2342]

Everyone hates claptrap. That’s why everyone loves claptrap. It’s amazing how gearbox accomplished that!

[@DogWoolTea7884]

But since Krieg is a class, 2K would probally need to make Web Series for all the individual Vault Hunters. Otherwise it would be basically: "Oh, you like Krieg? Good for you. But if don't f*ck you."

[@cerickson017]

For those who are confused: "I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter" basically is Krieg screaming that he is gonna get all up in her guts. I assume powdered means protection.

[@unch4rted886]

Well that’s...weird

[@travisreed1730]

How Kreig knew he met "The One?" She got what he meant.

[@thugassmonkeyninja2008]

Nah, some guys use powders for hygiene.

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

*Hol' up*

[@guccivanilla3691]

“I powdered my cockatiel” he stroked the glizzy so much against the sugar walls that the glizzy started to become so chaffed that it turned to dust.

[@Josku2411]

For some reason that "Turn around pretty lady!" just melts my heart like yes Krieg you are a goodboy all around

[@josefstark8056]

W rizz fr

[@milkworms7839]

I like how misleading the beginning is. It makes it seem like the guy with the gun is the one talking but it's nooooooot

[@timewellspent8137]

3 years later

[@storming.]

@@timewellspent8137 shut up

[@timewellspent8137]

@@storming. no

[@alexrecrem9094]

Good talk yall

[@yourlocalpunkposer8107]

@@alexrecrem9094 shut up

[@GruSOMeking666]

HIs best lines are when you fully invest in the hellborn skill tree and you hear him start preaching like the guy from V is for Vendetta

[@willotron6630]

like what ive never heard them?

[@aster6741]

Yeah, I thought they were removed...

[@Blearcord]

Luckyfrost only on pc

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

I did and it is awesome

[@BastanVideos]

Disclaimer: -Blood and gore -Intense violence -Language "Nah" -Sexual themes "OH DEAR"

[@dragonheart1236]

Im pretty sure the sexual themes come soley from boob-clown and her children

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

@@dragonheart1236 No, Torgue weapons all have innuendos for names as well, ignoring the rocket launchers and legendaries.

[@RorstadKATG]

LICK THE WOMBAT

[@Davidpoland2005]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A REF?!

[@pukeface7371]

@@Davidpoland2005 omg i love that dlc

[@yuhvin4380]

After playing Borderlands 3 this makes me hella sad

[@axl5378]

thank you kim jah un very cool

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Fucking Ava

[@capitalistdave6073]

Obama's an alien in disguise

[@Davidpoland2005]

Now you cant wait for sans looking mothercicler krieg

[@UthertheNIGHTbringer]

My favorite Krieg line was when I picked up a rare shotgun, he said "I like my loot like I like my baby steaks... RARE."

[@barrylyndon5552]

It's surprisingly touching. He doesn't really care about killing, all the death and the hopelessness he has to live with. But he actually fights to save something he thinks is worth saving and its not a physical fight, its a mental one that challenges him.

[@RangerOfTheOrder]

1:51 Sounds like me trying to talk to my crush.

[@MANUELFS2705]

DrivenByDiamond expectation 2:07 Reality :´(

[@chat1296]

+DrivenByDiamond 1:51 what you want to say. 2:07 what you said.

[@annavsugar8656]

First time I meet my lover in a game sever I was like there something about him made me want to know about him more , I want to talk to him I wanna know who he is .... what end up is " Im gonna put the seringe into your butt " ( I was the healer ) . Well I'm not the talkative person

[@SilverFatalis]

Yea pretty much

[@Linksays]

Sounds like me if I had the balls to even talk to my crushes, not as a friend, but as someone who wants to date her

[@Luisramirez1463]

I’m here after hearing the last conversation between Kreig and Maya. I wanna cry.

[@BluWalrus]

I could binge watch 8 seasons of this. Krieg is one of my all time favorite characters of any fiction.

[@samurihightower3089]

STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUNDS!

[@telepathictortoise3021]

That would be fucking badass if they made a show with the main character as kreig

[@thegoodoldays911]

If borderlands was a show I could just sit in front of a TV for months.

[@CapnPhilly]

GET STYLED UPON! Krieg is the GOAT.

[@themiller3940]

Yeah he is really cool

[@Thoreaux]

The correct response, when Krieg was all "Now tell her thank you. Tell her that, because of her, we might actually, one day, be able to act like a normal person again," and a bunch of nonsense came out of his mouth, would have been "Don't mention it," or something which indicated that she understood him. Perfect punchline to this little character premise and interaction. And she's a psychic, it wouldn't even have been that surreal.

[@Nothing-ce8uv]

+Thoreaux now that u mention it, the little smirk at the end might've been just that. maybe they wanted to keep it subtle and less obvious so that we could guess for ourselves, only by paying close attention and thinking deeper about what he meant by "close enough"

[@GreatKingIso]

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SULLABLES, APOLOGIZE

[@deeactive1329]

+scout wizardman lol

[@nathanlefevre8240]

A quote I've heard. From krieg, "TOO MANY BUTTONS" I love that guy :D

[@masonrobertstv5917]

Thoreaux i powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter

[@Defa_Noob]

My favorite character was Zer0...until i played as Krieg

[@tripaloski_6971]

Wow me too dude !!!

[@thenightmarecrew4756]

I loved zer0 UNTILvI played as krieg also. Checkout my youtube channle if you dont belive me.

[@nathanlefevre8240]

Heh, close enough, I find zer0 and krieg as both my favorite characters, ever since I first played as krieg, and now my 1# favorite character is occupied by two characters it's hard to say who's better

[@spyboistik9311]

Same

[@legendofFranktheTank]

@@thenightmarecrew4756 why would i not believe you?

[@peIuches]

Krieg is gonna go insane about what happened to the pretty lady...

[@thatoneguy2654]

Ayydeni yup

[@glassisjusthotsand3661]

The calypso twins are finna get clapped in hell by kreig

[@Aflay1]

If only he were there, to tell her to turn around again.

[@rockyrickaby6929]

@Aflay NOOOO that's so sad

[@peIuches]

“Meat Bicycle For Two” Now it’s for one...

[@M3gaF1re]

2:07.... aaaand now I have a new ringtone

[@someguywhocomments7583]

8 years later, Krieg is still a wholesome badass character

[@Aimzz7]

10 years now 😭

[@rjthecosmonaut5306]

2:46 wow an actual coherent sentence that actually relates to the situation. “TURN AROUND PRETTY LADYYY!!!!”

[@dontkickmychick6076]

You can feel the effort he put into not screaming nonsense

[@TheKirBoi]

I really love this trailer. From the unexpected twist to who Krieg actually is in the beginning, to the entirety of his own self monologue with himself which is really well hidden exposition, to especially the bit with Maya, when the music becomes much more intense for the single sane sounding line Psycho Krieg is able to muster in the entire trailer being made that much more powerful with the cut off of the music to a decent demonstration of what he's actually like to play in game, to the last bit showing how he actually ended up in the tundra with the other Vault Hunters. I really do just love it, and FYI to all Maya mains you technically owe your lives to all the Krieg mains for what he did for you in this trailer.

[@G1Arcee]

I’m a Maya main hehe. Thanks < 3

[@qualle7886]

That moment when he said "turn around pretty lady" was awesome :3

[@annett110]

FUN FACT Did you know that the name "Krieg" is german and means War in english?

[@noneed4sleep64]

Yes, because blitzkrieg means lightening war

[@KVROACEGG]

And krieger is warrior.

[@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH]

Annett Brahja NUF FUXT Did you know that the word "Krieg" which means War in German, came from verb "kriegen" which means - to "achieve"?

[@annett110]

kriegen does not mean achieve it meine to get sth Example: Ich kriege etwas I get something

[@HECKAKYH-ADEKBATEH]

Annett Brahja yes, kriegen means to get, to achieve, to conquer.

[@sidneyrobinson18]

I love that through his uncovered eye you can see his sane side, and how he has little animations showing that he's disappointed in himself which shows that old krieg is still partially in control

[@adrianofavre7655]

Cant really believe borderlands was never made into a serious animated show, its story and universe are honestly incredible, and krieg is one of the best, most awesome things about all of this masterpiece.

[@SpookGod]

I like Maya too much for her skill / perk trees. But I like Krieg's personality more. Solution? Maya and Krieg made a baby. Baby is a Siren. Baby is also naturally insane. Psycho Siren all the way. I want. Naow.

[@SpookGod]

***** Uhh, yeah. It's *only* part of his character. Anyone who doesn't know that doesn't know much about Krieg. It doesn't change the fact that I, still, want a Psycho Siren.

[@SpookGod]

***** Please stop being a spoilsport and quit trying to ruin my fun.

[@pastacast8313]

Like your idea but a siren can not so easly made, there can only be 6 sirens in existens and when one dies the next baby made will be the siren, and it can only be a female

[@SpookGod]

Pasta Cast I'm also aware of this.But of the 4 total known Sirens, 2 of them are dead. And I know the baby would be female. I'd really like to see what they could do with a female psycho- it's a route they haven't explored yet. But again, the idea is really just for fun. I extremely doubt they'd do it. The idea of a psycho Siren doing something like screaming Shakespeare at a guy and watching them get blasted into another dimension with buzzaxes or something is hilarious though.

[@soalraptor4848]

Psycho siren would be badass

[@benediktgeierhofer4146]

"I'm the conductor of the poop train" Man...so romantic...I'm nearly melting...

[@Rice-073]

I wish my phaselock lasted that long... damn cutscene hax

[@xaldin1988]

must have suspension skill in motion tree to make it last long

[@Rice-073]

probably a class mod too

[@xaldin1988]

Jaeha Song maybe

[@intensifiableres3293]

She had a legendary class mod. Binder I assume.

[@xaldin1988]

Intensifiable Res legendary siren class mod doesnt add points to suspension

[@TheSwordGuyFromBrazil]

I know why you’re here and I’m sad about it too :(.......... Well on the bright side she is alive just her soul is in Kriegs mind lol

[@alertsharktherobloxian7106]

R.I.P Maya. You will be missed.

[@EmporerAaron]

Krieg is riding out on his shiny meat bicycle to the ribcage slaughter, hes going to be putting a lot of pain into peoples souls.

[@aquafresh3150]

Hoping for a DLC where we can wreak havoc with Kreig as vengeance for Maya

[@Spazticspaz]

Another great plot piece ruined by shit writers.

[@tactic4795]

zac gogo I had no idea what it was you were talking about but thanks for spoiling

[@Kalebfenoir]

I kinda wish they kept doing intro videos like this for every playable character in the games. I hadn't wanted to play Krieg when I heard they were putting out a Psycho chararacter...but then I saw this video, and thought 'hey, he might actually be worth playing!' And now he's my go-to character. I actually scare my friends when I play as him; they stop shooting just to watch me roar around with the bonesaw out. XD

[@righteouself9928]

Well would be cool but krieg is the only one who needs such a video because the other guys all have theyre echos sll over the planet for some reason but With krieg an rcho wouldnt wirj because he just would scream(cool) shit but you wouldnt know about his sane voice his reason to be "friendly"

[@Kalebfenoir]

True. But I think it'd be kinda neat to see Gauge arriving at Pandora and her first experiences there, or seeing her 'leaving' her homeworld. (I think it was more 'flee from the cops' than voluntary leaving, personally).

[@AnMComm]

***** Well, she has her ECHOs outside the game.

[@samsonguy10k]

***** Just imagine if Brick gets added back in as a PC in BL3, and having Brick and Krieg on your team.

[@AnMComm]

samsonguy10k They would be redundant.

[@Chungalus]

Knowing now that maya can hear the sane krieg makes me love this even more

[@NothingProductiveProductions]

3:46 he has a comb in his back pocket but he doesnt have hair lol

[@Kryptoscripto70]

A comb would make for a super slow and extra painful death

[@Gwynarth]

Are you seriously trying to find logic in a Psycho? :P

[@gabesullivan8603]

+Krypto Gaming (KSG) still a faster death than being gummed by Mister Tourges grandma

[@jmpertl]

probably something he looted from one of his many victoms

[@camblycreeper7999]

I mean there's that one skin with a full on Junkrat hairdo, the one with the gas mask... can't remember the name...

[@M.A.R.S.]

"I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!" Awesome

[@collink6118]

I dunno why but I actually laughed at the poop train line

[@kristijanignjatovski4415]

Y'know what? The poop train stinks too much that you should put the Bruiser's mask!

[@wickedthemadhatter9713]

I think everyone wants to laugh at it

[@furiousfinch1587]

I just had a thought. Apparently rats, particularly the lab rats, see things we don't when Sirens use their abilities. It's probably from slag mutation. Krieg is evidently a slag patient. So... what exactly is *he* seeing that we're not when Maya uses phaselock?

[@samsonguy10k]

Invisifat NotApplicable Ever watch the Meet the Pyro video for TF2?

[@ftrenigma1104]

samsonguy10k XD Oh my god, what if that is literally what he sees!! God, that would be the best.

[@Mister8]

+samsonguy10k Do you believe in magic?

[@samsonguy10k]

Mister 8 in a young girl's heart?

[@electricbayonet2]

+Furious Finch Probably nothing....technically. There's probably a good reason why his right eye has been semi-voluntarily sealed off, after all.

[@AddictedSloth]

this should be a web-series about Maya teaching Krieg to become sane, and nurturing him back to his old self, or something like that

[@sarahtuplin1398]

like the regular show episode "caveman?"

[@sarahtuplin1398]

yah, we need to call gearbox for that idea...

[@hoppyhopper2020]

I would love to see that

[@lazorize]

It would be a good Mini-Series,but if they made it canon,they'd probably remove Krieg's insane lines in some patch.

[@ivanbiscuit6924]

But then we wouldn't get to hear him yell "NIPPLE SALADS!"

[@podboss_YT]

I'll never forget what it was like watching this for the first time.

[@zer00rdie]

Kriegs crush on Maya almost bring me to tears.

[@Xalerdane]

Objectively speaking, this is in fact a very tragic video. Subjectively speaking, it is funny as hell.

[@mr_s3v7n]

My velocipede made of animal flesh reflects more light than any other

[@shadyflavor1]

TheSittingChair cool

[@themiller3940]

Interesting

[@timewellspent8137]

Is the chair sitting, or is the chair FOR sitting?

[@meatlejuice]

@@timewellspent8137 _both_

[@timewellspent8137]

@@meatlejuice °_°

[@FearHimself666]

I love him so dearly. Him and the Doom slayer are probably my two favorite video game characters. Well them and Trevor.

[@benhobbs8705]

I want a sequel to this more than I've wanted a sequel to anything else.

[@UnfitNinjuh]

1:51 - 2:10 Flirting with your crush in a nutshell

[@michaelsouslin891]

That rat at 3:11 soul was like, "He'll no I'm out", when he screamed "I'm gonna put my pain into your soul" 😆

[@_dire__]

Welp, now it's a Meat Bicycle Build for _One_ ...

[@moofahdrome6878]

Remove the outer layer of skin. Proceed to apply NaCl to the area of injury.

[@benjamintracy4493]

Dylan Overstreet, 𝘎𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘓𝘌𝘔𝘈𝘕 𝘈𝘋𝘝𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘌𝘙 Rotate approximately 180 degrees, physically appealing female individual.

[@moofahdrome6878]

Benjamin Tracy The clock currently pertains to the hour of fleshy ventriloquism.

[@benjamintracy4493]

You do not perish as a result of organs failing or other bodily harm this current span of twenty-four hours, you perish at least once in a span of twenty-four hours continuously. (I don't know what quote you did [Is it from the trailer])

[@moofahdrome6878]

Benjamin Tracy I've been doing popular quotes from Psychos altogether, not just Krieg. "Strip the flesh, salt the wound!" and "It's time, for the meat puppet!" were the most repeated things I heard in Borderlands, other than "What'chu wahnt?"

[@benjamintracy4493]

Ah, I understand, I thought we were doing these quotes according to the video, also I don't remember the "Wha'chu want?!" coming from the "common folk," but yeah, I get the gist of it now.

[@baddude1337]

Would be neat if we got this guy playable pre-psycho in the Pre-Sequel.

[@EthicalCrusader]

Even though that wouldn't make any sense. The reason Krieg is so popular/awesome is because he IS a psycho, he makes the crazy comments and has the wacky playstyles. Making him a generic human would take all the color out of him. Besides, I'm not sure I'd like to listen to Batman 24/7. Don't get me wrong, the inner voice has great lines, but the insane psycho voice is what gives it more color. If he was played pre-psycho, he would probably just be Axton, without a turret and, yeah. Most of the people who were slag-experimented on were just normal people who sat on their couch in New Haven and partied with their buddies.

[@Brandonneedshelp]

That would be cool!

[@jacksondonnleaz8392]

Damon Thurston "Besides, I'm not sure I'd like to listen to Batman 24/7" In the wrong place, this sentence could cost you your ass.

[@fishguts1121]

Oreo Milkshake Actually, Krieg was a mercenary before he was a psyco.

[@baddude1337]

fishguts1121 Yeah, wouldn't need to be big. Just one of the characters being voiced by him. Obviously he wouldn't play anywhere near the same, but would be a nice little wink for fans of the character. Doesn't seem likely now we know the game's character roster, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were DLC characters and he turned up in it. Hell, he might even appear in that Telltale Borderlands game.

[@dances_with_myself9305]

I like how you can look at his face in the cinematic and see the inner monologues thoughts through his eyes and body language. Tapped in his own body. *Come to me wrath sponge!!*

[@BlueSkyCountry]

Like a Viking warrior who started to despise war and raiding because of all of the horrible things he saw and participated in, and wanted to become a farmer instead and sell his military services to any English or French lord who can pay him enough.

[@suhleap]

Wow gear box missed a big opportunity with these two. It’s like here’s a great narrative thread.. gear box: NO F U HERE AVA

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

andrew gonzales KRIEG DLC CONFIRMED

[@menekro3168]

theres a dlc but these to arent gonna stay togeder

[@KingFancy]

If he is not in the tales of borderlands I'm going to write a nasty letter to gearbox and telltale games

[@samsonguy10k]

King Fancy Need some crayons?

[@minecraftaddictXD]

samsonguy10k We've got two more episodes to hope. Still, not a bad idea to stock up on that Crayola...

[@lordvader5041]

+minecraftaddictXD Two? Don't you mean one...

[@minecraftaddictXD]

Lord Vader The comment was made a while ago. On that note, I've got my 24 pack waiting to write that letter.

[@lordvader5041]

minecraftaddictXD xD

[@thewhgplays309]

bruh.. cant believe she is gone like that easily..

[@EmperorZephyr]

Borderlands: Krieg's Quest for the Shiniest Meat Bicycle If gearbox makes that, my life will have drastically increased in value.

[@mrhoneycutter]

This less than 5 min Krieg trailer is better than the entire Borderlands movie.

[@lunaticcultist4057]

Honestly, not surprised.

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

Krieg speaking is ai in a nutshell it's like this Me: hello NPC: I LIKE TURTLES

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Almighty Tallest Richard Kislan or it could be like this Me:hey dude,how are you NPC:I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

+Ognjen Ivanovic yeah it could be like that

[@dremorawarlord3104]

Or Player: Hello Annoying NPC: Put my hands around your throat (Yes, this is a real line. Guess which game)

[@littlemirrorstudio6377]

Auto correct is horrible 😂

[@Davidpoland2005]

IM GONNA RACE AGAINST THE SELF-LOATHING AND BURY THE BAD TIMES

[@January_Silence]

Krieg and Deadpool should compare notes... As should the voices in their heads. Lol XD

[@brabbelbeest]

It's somewhat sad when you realize this 4 minute clip seems to have more depth, character building and chemistry than the entire Borderlands movie they made...

[@-Samus-Aran-]

There's better writing and more personality in this four minute trailer than there was in all of Borderlands 3

[@Abdullah_SK]

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Geralt of Arabia I POWDERED MY COOKATEEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!!!

[@AbsoluteTrash_]

Mines shinier

[@shadowstrider8295]

Heh... Close enough. THIS... Is me.

[@boomafloom]

NO I DO

[@barteuszrctvtd]

Hey... remember when i was saying

[@dragonspadeex]

Imagine if in BL3 Krieg came back as a playable character but as a more Jackyl Hyde thing? Like when hes normal he has impressive marksmenship and decent stats, but once he dips below a certain amount of health....the meat man comes forth, increasing his melee and damage he can take until hes full health again. I can even think of the names for his character trees. Jackyl or Calm mind, Hyde or Raging Heart, and Duality or Built for Two (which would reference the meat bycicle built for two)

[@aidenrhodes4456]

ngl that's a mint idea lmao

[@a-fine-distinct-gentleman4370]

Ya..... Nope

[@custommediacreations]

I love it. Brilliant ideas.

[@dalenavigato2652]

The look he made at 2:12 is like oh no, not again.

[@ReaverSenpai]

2:37 i think the saddest part is that the song that starts playing here will never be known.

[@giolighter8588]

Fr

[@GrandmaTuffits]

So if you're playing as Krieg, throughout the whole game when people say "the person who faced Jack and lived" is actually false. Krieg never faced Jack, he was on the train for shits 'n giggles.

[@TheBabijonas]

Make a series about the Krieg!!!

[@sarahtuplin1398]

i wish i could call gearbox just for that idea...

[@sarahtuplin1398]

7+ likes?? i am damm so popular here

[@sarahtuplin1398]

***** He already escaped Handsome Jack though... what about if Maya tried to teach Krieg to be sane, but fails every time?

[@sarahtuplin1398]

***** *winks* ohhh i see

[@MrBulldozer1000]

***** i believe krieg is a mutated man created by hyperion in the wild life exploitation reserve

[@emputtajaFIN]

im the conductor of the poop train= the greatest pickup line ever

[@indifferentobserver129]

"We all lose things, our past, our friends, our minds. But we keep going. Keep fixing ourselves when we break. We may never be perfect... But we can get close enough." -Krieg: A meat bicycle built for two

[@kingcrimson7014]

R.I.P Our and Krieg's Pretty lady.

[@AzraelMight]

Still hope for dlc

[@Tiny_Crusader]

F

[@USER_S4V4NT]

King Crimson i already played through 3 but y u gotta spoil it for everyone else still rip

[@pluto3194]

Hey thanks for the spoilers much appreciated

[@hypnoticskull6342]

They better bring her back in 4!

[@slavicoreo90]

Dude, I can't stop rewatching this

[@custommediacreations]

SlavicOreo I know it is absolutely awesome. Even the soundtrack is awesome. Best character trailer ever.

[@Gebunator]

You know, all these years... and still not a lot game cinematics come to close to conveying emotions like a psycho guy in full face mask that only has one eye showing.

[@travisreed1730]

"I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN, INTO YOUR SOUL!!" I wish you could say that when you play as Krieg and go into "Psycho Mode."

[@SuiteBid]

@4:26 Damn it,Krieg! What did I tell you about killing the camera man!

[@sarahtuplin1398]

( bl2 that became a wildlife program? )