The one joke I liked was when a random enemy died he said “Tell my kids I wish I had them!”
@randomguy25185 жыл бұрын
My chili recipe dies with me
@larilittle12025 жыл бұрын
My toe collection remains unfinished!
@randomguy25185 жыл бұрын
Swear I've also heard " I deserved that"
@ruebenaragon4935 жыл бұрын
Mine was in bl2 a random would say "I swore I'd never kill again but screw it!
@soulreaper19815 жыл бұрын
Rember me like a foot taller
@dickchan66675 жыл бұрын
I wanna believe that joe sleeps with his jacket and Superman shirt on
@unrulyduke5 жыл бұрын
You beat me to this comment hahahah I was thinking the same thing
@division60055 жыл бұрын
I think Joe love Superman!😂
@robocop76785 жыл бұрын
@@division6005 NO REALLY
@Schmeckgang5 жыл бұрын
it’s just true
@Bahcorp5 жыл бұрын
They sleep together too.
@KynElwynn5 жыл бұрын
"Who'd put shit in a loot box?" NBA 2K reaction gif right there
@Alwaytaking5 жыл бұрын
Best Surprise ... Ever
@jozinek8765 жыл бұрын
Or an EA reaction gif
@badmanners6194 жыл бұрын
I feel like this what Jack was trying to save us from...we never should have killed him 😭
@MonstertruckBadass4 жыл бұрын
You just said the borderlands version of "hitler did nothing wrong"
@superheavyxd26844 жыл бұрын
I mean technically he did. Pandora is filled with lunatics and dangerous creatures but it's a perfect place for humanity to move when Earth gets overpopulated/destroyed. Handsome Jack's plan was to whipe out all life on the planet, yes that sounds bad but the bandits are not exactly reasonable. Could he have done it better with the crimson raiders? No. It's shown in the pre-sequal that the "leaders" of the crimson raiders were former friends of Jack that betrayed him. Almost all his life he has been betrayed, abused and just hated even though he just wanted to do good things. Please watch Game Theory's video on the matter if you haven't already. Its so good and made me feel so different every time I play through the game! It really made me see Jack as the hero he truly was.
@Vahisofficial4 жыл бұрын
@@MonstertruckBadass But he didnt.
@warcriment72984 жыл бұрын
@@MonstertruckBadass he faught greedy vault hunters the only problem happened with him was his mental health and his distrust. he wanted good .
@MonstertruckBadass3 жыл бұрын
@Perfect Shadow l0l
@kp56025 жыл бұрын
"You saved Pandora, You killed Handsome Jack!" Lilith didnt do shit, we did that.
@timthetoolmantaylor90485 жыл бұрын
Not sure who wrote that part, we literally saved her from Jack and then killed him with our bare hands
@kp56025 жыл бұрын
@@timthetoolmantaylor9048 Well this game (according to the review) jerks off Lilith and Ava, even the ending song says "This girl is on fire" so I assume they needed to credit her with all yhe shit we did. Lilith was a weak af character in BL2 beyond a few moments at the end where she shines.
@cjmk59235 жыл бұрын
@@kp5602 Lilith kills Handsome Jack. You can choose to but this game makes the ending where you let her kill him Canon.
@timthetoolmantaylor90485 жыл бұрын
@@kp5602 That's what's crazy, if it wasn't for us and that sweet, sweet eridium she'd probably be dead in the first hour of BL2.
@geograymon555 жыл бұрын
@@cjmk5923 Doesn't matter if she dealt the killing blow. The Vault Hunters from 2 killed The Warrior AND crippled Jack. Not to mention all the other crap they did to save the planet and the remaining original Vault Hunters.
@artorigus195 жыл бұрын
AngryJoe: "The loot is plentiful and amazing!" Anthem: "The game must be broken."
@fadedlegi0n5 жыл бұрын
Top comment lol
@iwinl0l5 жыл бұрын
Borderlands3: "We concur, hotfix nerfing loot sources has been deployed."
@iamkoen2u5 жыл бұрын
Is borderlands complicated like division 1 and 2 with the mods gear or whatever it is that is in the game. I'm new to borderlands and looking for something new to play?
@LunaPPK5 жыл бұрын
@@iwinl0l its sad because they actually did nerf loot drops
@NeonUltra955 жыл бұрын
@@LunaPPK well they nerfed areas with insane farming like loot tinks being guarenteed as even with the amount of loot you get in the game thats a bit much...
@Ahandsomeface5 жыл бұрын
*Ava yelling at Lilith* Ava: You saved Pandora, You killed Handsome Jack! Zer0: Excuse me?
@jackporthouse31025 жыл бұрын
Zero: Am I a joke to you
@EquestrianKatz5 жыл бұрын
Axton and Salvador: Are we jokes to you BL3?
@whatshappeninganymore24735 жыл бұрын
@@EquestrianKatz Krieg: IS THE MEAT MAN A JOKE TO YOU?
@hellatze5 жыл бұрын
maya rolling in her grave
@infinityhand65695 жыл бұрын
Axton: "My fucking turret accomplished more in the last game than the entire BL1 cast"
@FletcherReedsRandomness4 жыл бұрын
The writing really gives off “how do you do, fellow kids” vibes to me. They’re desperately trying to appeal to a teenage and preteen demographic, but most of it doesn’t land.
@VonSnuggles14123 жыл бұрын
I've been playing the borderlands games for a while, since i was like 12. I'm 21 now and the jokes were just painfully unfunny to me. And the thing is, i wanted to give this game the benefit of the doubt, but by the end i was just disappointed by the writing and story
@solidsnakescake2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the jokes fell off too, it's literally the definition of "lol xd" borderlands 2 had some cringe humor but it was mostly actual jokes not fucking "Amazeballs"
@lightningmonky76745 ай бұрын
I've gone back this month to replay B2 to see if it really was all that and I'm laughing on an "every 5-10 minutes basis" which is a lot for such a long game, and it's far more than 3 which I think made me laugh once. So yeah it's not in your heads, part 3's writing took a huge nose dive. I think the craziest part is how much of a drop off between villains the entries took. Handsome Jack was amazing and I loved being able to push his shit in through the game , and with the calliosos I was just in a constant state of cringe, plus the tyreen chick sounds like Mickey mouse
@ThatDoctor75 жыл бұрын
Handsome Jack spoiled us. We forgot how BL felt without a great villain.
@zeroghost1155 жыл бұрын
The calypso twins weren't that bad
@blakefenslerjr48585 жыл бұрын
The twins were bad period...
@SoldierMan15575 жыл бұрын
Handsome Jack is a great villain in my opinion he fools everyone thinking he's the real hero of borderlands now that's what I call great writing
@christhechilled5 жыл бұрын
@Hovjez Vrcholný Fair Point
@Blood0cean5 жыл бұрын
Overrated game, boring as f, most of the jokes got corny real fast.
@TheDraktbagit5 жыл бұрын
Alex and Oj are way better than the calypso twins no comparison.
@saiyan265 жыл бұрын
"We don't chew so good bro!" 🤣
@ghostdoggtv5 жыл бұрын
If gearbox patches them in, I would buy the game, remote download and go straight home from work to play. Til then...
@ghostdoggtv5 жыл бұрын
@@ryze9153 good luck, ur gonna need it
@roofcake89515 жыл бұрын
@@dogsbreakfast4952 Sounds like you speak from experience...
@dogsbreakfast49525 жыл бұрын
Roofcake 🤦♂️
@muffaloswolja86545 жыл бұрын
They should just replace the twins with OJ and Alex. 10/10 story then.
@ThatTCG5 жыл бұрын
Eh. They were fine.
@iro67585 жыл бұрын
Not lying, I'd buy that DLC lol
@muffaloswolja86545 жыл бұрын
They really screwed themselves with Jack. It’s no surprise we all expected better in the villain department. There’s still hope for DLC. Make Ava the villain.
@thatonecaryouwant4 жыл бұрын
My favorite reference is when the revive station says "Hey you, finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
@dragonmaster30303 жыл бұрын
Mine is the hell walker
@solidrock89783 жыл бұрын
The station also says "hyperion asks, did we ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
@blueninjanoname73383 жыл бұрын
Skyrim?
@bo-dine79713 жыл бұрын
@@blueninjanoname7338 Yep.
@psbox3625 жыл бұрын
The writing team is different. They have none of the old writers. In fact, the writers for this game have absolutely zero writing credits before this game. It kinda shows...
@Illusive13135 жыл бұрын
The story after killing Troy felt so incredibly dragged out. In fact, everything you do on Nekrosomething makes so little sense. The planet's setting is incredible, but I just wanted the story to finally end, so I can start with TVHM and mayhem stuff already.
@xJayhawkFANx5 жыл бұрын
Main story I agree. But there are several side missions that actually got some real chuckles out of me
@aldairlara55825 жыл бұрын
Yeah I really felt the decay in the writing, it just felt super cringe
@mikeehrmantraut18995 жыл бұрын
they should fired the writers because they didn't even try at all
@THEFIREBIRD10005 жыл бұрын
I had concerns as soon as I knew Anthony Burch left the writing team. People don't realize how much his humor injected life into the series. For reference check out the series HAWP, his sister on the channel is the original voice of tina!
@calvinlester66485 жыл бұрын
Throwing in the “angry child character” always ruins a story
@cjmk59235 жыл бұрын
She is not angry until a certain thing happens and considering her suffering it makes perfect sense.
@Jason173005 жыл бұрын
Wrong!
@MIXMASTER69915 жыл бұрын
I think it could work but you have to have a legit reason to be angry. All her problems were caused by her in the story
@cjmk59235 жыл бұрын
@@MIXMASTER6991 Except they weren't she lost her family and had to live life on the run constantly. Spoilers follow... Then she met someone who cared but took away her freedom which would be hard. Then that person dies protecting her and her whole world has fallen apart again. You can say it is her fault that person died but not really it is Lilith's fault for bringing a kid into a vault monster room. An angry emotional kid.
@carlosbaroni11585 жыл бұрын
Is not even the angry child,as soon as you meet her where she acts over the top trying to impress you is annoying and super forced
@DrMoxmoReadings5 жыл бұрын
"Who would put sh!t in a lootbox!?" I can think of a few companies that would....
@actualteddybear8915 жыл бұрын
Lootagrams
@KandyKane18885 жыл бұрын
Bethesda.
@autobotzapof00025 жыл бұрын
@@actualteddybear891 OMFG HATE THOSE THINGS
@kevooo12505 жыл бұрын
Activision, EA are the worst though
@Nynja123TRT5 жыл бұрын
There's a side-quest that shits all over microtransactions and it's actually amazing XD
@CringeConsultant4 жыл бұрын
You know a Borderlands is trash when Claptrap isn't the most annoying character.
@fickificki23914 жыл бұрын
@Drew Biggah think it's far worse than bl2. I'd rather play bl2 even today
@larrypoppins62734 жыл бұрын
Joshua Ni'huiginn claptrap isn't annoying, claptrap is awesome!
@horzinesecurityagent17324 жыл бұрын
Bordorlands 1 is still king
@ResidentRecon894 жыл бұрын
Drew Biggah know what Game is trash? Destiny.
@legendaryhumper4 жыл бұрын
@Drew Biggah It is the worse out of all the borderlands games story wise, but it is the best in terms of gameplay.
@typhon785 жыл бұрын
Gearbox: Make the twins bad, really bad. Storywriter: Like evil or Annoyingly bad? Gearbox: Yes Storywriter: Gotcha
@puppetgamer2395 жыл бұрын
I kinda like how bad they are tho
@puntybrah5 жыл бұрын
yet still not as bad as these "yes" jokes.
@garlygunto5 жыл бұрын
@UCY9STZm5l-djUJp07wQmG0g joke went over your tiny brain
@rileygibson2425 жыл бұрын
Aweful comment
@mindsouljah5 жыл бұрын
@@puntybrah that was a good one
@Rift_Hawkman5 жыл бұрын
The villains are like Jake and Logan Paul Loud Annoying Stupid Kid humor And make you question life Truly evil
@ashleyjohansson2305 жыл бұрын
Basically borderlands humor since 1
@dominatorprime47055 жыл бұрын
😂 so true
@dominatorprime47055 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyjohansson230 what was wrong borderlands one?
@ashleyjohansson2305 жыл бұрын
@@dominatorprime4705 Borderlands humor has always been dry, bland and loud and annoying. I don't get why people think its any different
@dominatorprime47055 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyjohansson230 so your saying the borderlands 2 is the best sequel then 1 and 3?
@CaptainEggcellent5 жыл бұрын
Damn those Wolfenstein sisters were so annoying.
@Roxy-1576copperpuppyEmly5 жыл бұрын
Captain Eggcellent I was contemplating buying that game cause all the others are awesome but idt I need to now
@CaptainEggcellent5 жыл бұрын
@@Roxy-1576copperpuppyEmly it's nothing like the other Wolfenstein games
@lordvengeance93955 жыл бұрын
Then Gearbox was like "Hold my beer"...
@octavioick92145 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude!
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation5 жыл бұрын
Y E A H D U D E
@DeadRatStew4 жыл бұрын
Honestly borderlands 2 had the best story, handsome Jack was an absolute perfect villain, but these two as villains was like 10 steps back, I don’t like the bad guys were just wannabe KZbinrs,
@solidsnakescake2 жыл бұрын
They should've made katagawa the main villian and changed the story a bit obviously to fit that
@lightningmonky76745 ай бұрын
I personally think takes from the borderlands had the best story but we can all agree 3 was abysmal
@cursor85125 жыл бұрын
You know something is wrong when claptrap is the least annoying character😂
@Jeikobu5 жыл бұрын
I personally never really liked Claptrap, but hilariously this game had me actually liking him and enjoying his little bits of commentary cause it wasn't much or often. However for the most part I've been dissapointed by the story and characters.
@autobotzapof00025 жыл бұрын
LEAST!??! I thought he was really annoying for the ONLY TIME IN THE WHOLE SERIES IN THIS GAME!!! I thought everyone was all right.
@dekkard49825 жыл бұрын
Claptrap/tina/kreig/brick are my favorite characters. My most hated is Pickle/Ava/Lilith
@onutube63925 жыл бұрын
I idolized claptrap when i was little. Now my favorite character is kreig
@cecollins685 жыл бұрын
Claptrap was ironicly annoying, these new characters are not trying to be which makes them suck.
@thee_morpheus5 жыл бұрын
Not enough Brick, Mordecai and Tina, and what happened to Axton, Salvador and Dr. Zed?
@etangbose47555 жыл бұрын
Morpheus honestly I was hoping we’d have the option of picking from previous vault hunters and the new ones
@TypicalBLKW5 жыл бұрын
Morpheus didn’t axton and Gaige go on an adventure together?
@tiredleagueoflegendsplayer36055 жыл бұрын
Yeah they went to a planet out of the system to get the vault there
@bandanasnek5 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering where the Conductor of the poop train is at...
@nano32265 жыл бұрын
Morpheus there not dead I can tell ya that
@randomkitty25555 жыл бұрын
"Why is it so nutty?" "We don't chew so good bro" best line in the video.
@LordCyler5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@liFE-gt6or4 жыл бұрын
Randy pitchford has the brain set of a 6 year old and the humor sense of a 9 year old
@tacoforce54 жыл бұрын
and the ability to pay his employees of a sweatshop owner
@stevsux44424 жыл бұрын
Fortunately for him those are the two age groups he's attracted to (allegedly)
@oblivexx4 жыл бұрын
Just like Admiral Mikey.
@dragonmaster30303 жыл бұрын
And the desires of someone in a mid life crisis
@Cheeki_breeki63 жыл бұрын
He is a scum bag
@kryptofullmetal55535 жыл бұрын
i always knew the villians wouldn't live up to jack. i mean seriously man, butt stalion.
@wisdomfox8575 жыл бұрын
How about a ava villian
@SuperSigite5 жыл бұрын
No villain will and it’s dumb to think otherwise. Handsome jack is the best villain of all time for video games.
@Mr.Xarxes5 жыл бұрын
The fact that he truly believed he was the hero added so many layers of depth to his character
@SuperSigite5 жыл бұрын
one departed and the entire vibe of the game shifted when he killed Roland, cause up to that point he just talked crazy like haha I’m gonna kill you guys, then he really does and you’re like oh shit
@kryptofullmetal55535 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Xarxes tbh he was the hero in the end he just wanted to help everyone on Pandora.
@TheN8ism5 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote Handsome Jack must have quit. Because that sort of writing is nowhere to be found.
@TheStormbringer87515 жыл бұрын
Anthony Burch and yeah, he's gone.
@joegroves46955 жыл бұрын
Was jack the same voice actor as katagawa? Sounded very similar to me
@CarlosHernandez-vu4lq5 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% I never got turned off during BL2 story, yes it could be bothersome since you’re hearing the same things every time; but It never threw me off. Compared to this trash story of BL3 which is focused on females characters only. And on top of that It should’ve been Tina the main girl of this story, but I had to be this annoying little fucker called Ava which makes no sense in the entire story line
@MetallicaRules5 жыл бұрын
@@joegroves4695 No
@Vaioplayer885 жыл бұрын
@@jefferyslack9088 how is 1 and 2 terrible compared to 3?
@rockassman5 жыл бұрын
I actually like the idea of villains that use social media to control a cult but gearbox doubled down wayyyy to hard on the intentional cringe and so final product is just cringe
@ReedBoi-tv2se5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping it would evolve into them being revealed as shitty children when faced with the actual power and horror of the vault
@magnieto14 жыл бұрын
...Intentional?
@myzombiewilleatyou4 жыл бұрын
The story in this game was for sure not too great but the whole section with Katagawa and Rhys was pure gold. I replayed it just for that part and I firmly believe Katagawa would've made a Jack-tier villain given enough development.
@alexbiersner33502 жыл бұрын
That would've been sick. Him being the big bad with the Calypso's just doing his bidding. Gearbox dropped the ball for sure
@benglendenning57232 жыл бұрын
I feel like Katagawa should have been the main villain, Troy and Tyreen should have been scrapped out immediately. With enough development like you said, Katagawa could and should have been the main villain with Maliwan as the big threat. I also feel like the Traunt brothers could have been like the army commanders, one for the light army and the other for the blackforce (or whatever) army.
@tarnishedhunter2222 жыл бұрын
Very much agree they could’ve made the whole game about Maliwan vs atlas and saved a lot more money and made lots more people happy while saving money to make wonderlands or borderlands 4
@retrogamelover2012 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think that's the biggest problem with Jack. He left such a huge impact that any antagonistic threat afterwards is essentially doomed to live in his shadow, and be constantly compared to him, along with standards which could lead to some unreasonable expectations. Plus, I think the Calypsos were a case of where the writers tried so hard to parody obnoxious internet influencers, like the Paul Brothers, that they ended up emulating the obnoxious nature of those people too well.
@geoffxx125 жыл бұрын
"Why's it so chunky?" "We don't chew so good bro!"
@deedr12345 жыл бұрын
Geoff Roth 😂
@LetoShade5 жыл бұрын
Borderlands 4 begins with Ava being murdered by Angry Joe xD Get on it Gearbox!
@Astonvman0075 жыл бұрын
10/10 right there!
@tfs0893335 жыл бұрын
@@Astonvman007With a spoon, then he becomes the next villain which all the vault hunters must rally against
@scarletpsychowolf35785 жыл бұрын
He's gonna have a slightly different name like Rageful Jon
@t-gunxxzz80535 жыл бұрын
One of the Best title ever for borderlands
@MetallicaRules5 жыл бұрын
10/10, Game of the Year winner.
@bzeffer5 жыл бұрын
At least Handsome Jack was actually funny
@luminarkhunter7765 жыл бұрын
I know right!?!?!?!??!?!?!? I keep hoping he would show up soon when I was playing... It was disappointing to say the least
@screaming_in_key5 жыл бұрын
“god these pretzels suck”
@coobk5 жыл бұрын
*bad violin noises* "aw screw you it would have been hilarikus if i had found it earlier"
@maddawg96445 жыл бұрын
IPAWNHOES he does show up........ just as a legendary gun :(
@Bram255 жыл бұрын
If Jack made butt jokes, he was also strangling someone or ordering ponies made out of diamonds! While the twins made butt jokes, it was more like they had a lot of fun in the recording booth snickering and all. It felt so childish and immature. Well, maybe because they are still a bunch of kids while living on Whateverthatplanetiscalled. I miss Jack and I still hope Borderlands 4 will have Handsome Jack returning in a body. (As the Jackhammer sometimes talks to you: "Eeeey, what if we look for a loader bot and you upload me in there! :D :D ")
@route77productions4 жыл бұрын
It was a huge missed opportunity for not letting us play as Tina. It would've felt natural for her to be a Vault Hunter
@zelestial16813 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Also, idk if this is just me, but she doesnt look like Tina to me lmao She looks weird.
@juliohinojosa69233 жыл бұрын
@@zelestial1681 TINA, all grown up
@TheRyndiculous3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely not... That's called beating a dead horse
@dotflann3 жыл бұрын
Ew
@-Samus-Aran-3 жыл бұрын
lineup should've been: Tiny Tina a Hyperion Loader an Iridian guardian Mr. Torgue
@00ABBITT005 жыл бұрын
Joes opinion on the Calyspso Twins is EXACTLY how I feel about “content creators” and “influencers”.
@blueamsol5 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too lol but I thought that was the point all of those jokes that are made are literally someone that we would here off of KZbin
@belzyk3dg1225 жыл бұрын
@@blueamsol yeah your right. The twins are your typical youtuber twitch person. And tyreen is more bearable then alot of them. Troy is the trashy part of the duo
@milboxr97725 жыл бұрын
@@belzyk3dg122 I actually enjoyed troy more than tyreen, or i guess I should say I tolerated troy more than tyreen
@Seanana_5 жыл бұрын
It is almost like that's the joke
@lavitabella19885 жыл бұрын
I think that's why a lot of youtubers don't like the twins. Especially when they shit on the twins and then end the video with "like, subscribe and punch that like button! Oh and don't forget to ring the bell! " (or some iteration of). It's like the saying "the truth hurts" they know its making an ass out of em and they feel uncomfortable by it.
@eddierobinson1185 жыл бұрын
Alex & OJ r perfect to play as the duo villains
@0dixib05 жыл бұрын
No, Alex's acting stinks, and not in a good way like OJ.
@FudgyTheWhale_5 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd drop Alex tbh
@palawolfy48555 жыл бұрын
@@FudgyTheWhale_ why y'all have to be always so negative?...
@manniefaces5 жыл бұрын
@@FudgyTheWhale_ how about nope
@FudgyTheWhale_5 жыл бұрын
@@palawolfy4855 dude alex is the most negative person on this channel what the fuck you mean
@oliverinnocent6395 жыл бұрын
It's becoming a tired trope where you have the typical smartass, badass, hardass, teenager girl companion.
@AleXavieR-l2t5 жыл бұрын
Thortimus Yorkal You forgot the,” I lost my parents so that gives me a reason to be a douche and people should be sorry for me” trope.
@23kurtzy5 жыл бұрын
Its almost like teenage girls complain the loudest on the internet.
@hamstersama48015 жыл бұрын
Mr Scratch And that’s why they should be banned from the internet.
@23kurtzy5 жыл бұрын
@Damien Garcia You know what the best way to do that is? Have everyone tell you shes important, without you know her actually doing anything impressive or important.
@lobster2725 жыл бұрын
Jesus get over it. Who fucking cares?
@ethanb66472 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, 3 years later as streaming culture itself has gotten cringier and annoying, theyve aged really well
@lonewanderer9982 Жыл бұрын
No kidding went from hating them to damn this is accurate 😂😆
@irishpizza2823Ай бұрын
The copium is off the charts lmao. They were annoying then, and they're annoying now.
@woolfieMcP5 жыл бұрын
Man, I never thought I'd see the day when twitch streamers would be villains in a video game
@oyeoye11125 жыл бұрын
A twitch streamer is a fighter in tekken 7 now.. Julia
@HighLanderPonyYT5 жыл бұрын
Sad times to be alive.
@jeramysteve33945 жыл бұрын
I would've enjoyed the villans if the girl streamer's name was alinity...
@jnhln57965 жыл бұрын
It was only a matter of time.
@BlondeWickAU5 жыл бұрын
With any luck we’ll never see that day again
@solotopp5 жыл бұрын
End of the game: These three sirens are awesome! Me: Wtf!? What did they do? I'm the one that did 99% of the work and I'm not even in the cutscene!
@guilhermehank49385 жыл бұрын
Borderlands always seemed to be at least somewhat aware of it, trying to make sure you get your credit but no, this time, its them and them only. Fuck it
@eccentricdownfall3215 жыл бұрын
Isnt that kinda of weird how the trailer for BL3 with tannis, vault key and vault hunters, it seem like the vault hunters were going to be animated in cutscene. But since that wasn't case the awkward cutscene with maya death and the vault just doing nothing on the sidelines.
@wraithflaire16395 жыл бұрын
@@eccentricdownfall321 You would think after Maya's death they would have learned not to leave people outside the vault when you go inside.
@guilhermehank49385 жыл бұрын
@『Platnum Breaker』 I mean, that was a big fuck you to the B2 vault hunters, including Maya. If its suppose to SEEM to everyone at large that Lillith did it but the characters know that isnt the case, that would be fine but Ava talks as if thats what actually happened.
@FleetingDream7555 жыл бұрын
girl power summed pretty nicely these days.
@sweatytryhard98915 жыл бұрын
80% of the bad jokes my mind processed as normal conversation.
@Dan-si8eu5 жыл бұрын
Same, I think part of it may have been from playing BL2 so much personally
@aniruddhadas10115 жыл бұрын
@@Dan-si8eu yeah,consider that 'playful'? dialogue hehe
@quizredx5 жыл бұрын
you sound like someone who is working in customer service.
@jacobmeza915 жыл бұрын
Holy shit me too
@Aiden-vi2qh4 жыл бұрын
They literally only needed competent writers and the game would've been a masterpiece
@hungryburger1170 Жыл бұрын
One of BL2's writers worked on Half Life
@jerryseinfeld- Жыл бұрын
@@hungryburger1170 Gearbox did a couple of expansions for the original half-life, it's pretty strange; and for the most part, they're pretty good
@gostreiver803610 ай бұрын
Competent writers that incorporated the beloved established characters over almost 15 years of gameplay, instead of shit on ALL of them and kill the most important ones off
@nicholas99085 жыл бұрын
Girl power doesn't work when you focus on it. It has to be natural.
@radpunk51445 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking that for years, when will they learn?
@blazeaglory5 жыл бұрын
You're going to take it AND LIKE IT!
@glassofwater2815 жыл бұрын
D Harlo no u
@geeesejeeeze60555 жыл бұрын
Yall sound sexist
@krazysniper10185 жыл бұрын
@@geeesejeeeze6055 you're the problem
@Dantics5 жыл бұрын
Love it when what I felt is validated by Angry Joe. Eff Ava.
@GreenWolf2k5 жыл бұрын
Hey looks who's here. Love your vids bro.
@ZacharyHampton5 жыл бұрын
People aren’t going to like every character. What fuckin guy wants to be around an irrational preteen who lost her only role model and is now on a ship with strangers. Y’all really don’t get the mental state of some of these characters. At least they feel fleshed out and have more depth than killing machines. Maybe that was a bad decision borderlands took, but not everyone can be tiny Tina’s. Some of them are representations of real people in a situation like this. Honestly I’ll say this again how’re most people (especially in their most delicate and fragile mindset) going to react? Sorry for the rant I just understand the psychology of some of these characters and appreciate the realness some of them provide. Are they fucking annoying? Yes. Half the people you’ll encounter will piss you off in real life, at least we can kill them (most of them) without consequences
@ZacharyHampton5 жыл бұрын
Like her or hate her I liked my own side commentary when she broke down on the bridge. Granted I didn’t really say anything nice like the rest of you but that’s some shit that she would probably do anyway
@cosmicgaming58685 жыл бұрын
You were the guy that lied about anthem being really good... Convinced everyone it would be good from your play testing when it was horrid... I unsubbed
@wedja72765 жыл бұрын
@@ZacharyHampton people being occasionally annoying and unlikeable in real life is no excuse for writing annoying and unlikable characters and then trying to force them into the center of the narrative, even though they barely matter.
@Xirangeix1015 жыл бұрын
Of course joe sleeps in his jeans, Superman shirt and leather jacket at all times.
@notrenbanney24505 жыл бұрын
Those aren't cloths that's just his skin
@ne0ns0wl465 жыл бұрын
@@notrenbanney2450 So he is all time naked? UGH!!! Thanks for the nightmares!!
@LuckyBastard123455 жыл бұрын
Conner would be proud
@ricojes5 жыл бұрын
he showers in them too
@alexdeghost27295 жыл бұрын
We knew this since Metal Gear Survive.
@MasterfulPeon4 жыл бұрын
Says a lot when Angry Joe’s parody of the Calypso twins are many times more entertaining then the actual twins.
@xlekhano47922 жыл бұрын
Fr lol oj is so funny in these
@DescendingBlade5 жыл бұрын
For the love of God, Gearbox, get some better writers for the next game! This story wasn’t memorable at all.
@pantsenfuego99864 жыл бұрын
memorable in a bad way
@trevorcooper32684 жыл бұрын
We don't need anymore of this shit. Let it die, jesus christ.
@Poedequin4 жыл бұрын
Maximilian Bien lmao i can’t tell if you’re joking
@Poedequin4 жыл бұрын
Shane wrong
@Poedequin4 жыл бұрын
Shane someone mad?
@isaacgray22225 жыл бұрын
I felt weird playing amara through the story. The whole story had such a heavy prevalence of the sirens and amara was just another vault hunter watching everything
@DDracee5 жыл бұрын
was the same if you played as maya in bl2. they would at times say they only have one siren (refering to lilith), completely ignoring the fact that maya is a siren too.
@Synistar5 жыл бұрын
"Watching everything" nah the VHs ceased to exist during every cutscene
@GaZaRaVe5 жыл бұрын
@@DDracee yeah it was basically the same thing in borderlands 2 where the focus was mainly on lilith and on angel when you find out she is also a siren. You also have that really weird scene where you basically watch roland get shot. You would think theyd actually include the vault hunters in the story this time. Especially when you gave WAYYY too much focus on 3 characters. 1 which people fucking hated. The other which people didnt like and lilith who i get is the commander but was yet again given so much attention compared to everyone else who barely got fleshed out.
@psixi72305 жыл бұрын
the writing shows how disconnected they are with what people love about the first two games, forcing dogshit narratives down our throat. its a shame because the gameplay is such a step up from bl2
@5H4D0W-TP5 жыл бұрын
The skill tree is The Pre-sequel with the OP-ness of Bl2 and the gun system of Bl1. You cannot beat perfection.
@jkthegreat56875 жыл бұрын
They could have given the shooting mechanics and movement a bit more attention cause they feel pretty generic which isnt really good concidering its the thing u do all the time
@mikeehrmantraut18995 жыл бұрын
i'm glad i didn't buy the game and i was very disappointed on how the game look but the story oh god
@thedukeofcrows4 жыл бұрын
K heres a thought. Take borderlands 3. Tear out everything but the combat and such. And slap it on bl2. Literally only one person would complain
@SuperHns4 жыл бұрын
I dont see how this differs from BL1 or BL2, same shit, same jokes not to be taken SERIOUS
@NorbeeNorbee3 жыл бұрын
I loved jack, he was the top, those quotes of his were golden. When you leave the hamerlock village he calls you and: "Hey you think youll freeze to death out there? NAH probably not. The bandits will get you. How was my day? Pretty good, just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, because im rich!" All the while hes eating a pretzels, man those were the times
@joshuaseagondollar249511 ай бұрын
The best part is the pretzels bit was unscripted. Dameon Clarke was actually snacking on pretzels during a take and that "God these pretzels suck" was a legit reaction he had, and they loved it so much they made that the official take.
@bradyward21775 жыл бұрын
Handsome Jack: Maniacal leader trying to purge the planet because he truly believes he is the hero of the story. Also incredibly funny to boot Calypsos: The Paul brothers
@alexgrey79725 жыл бұрын
Brady Ward kind of the point lol
@MrMetalStrike5 жыл бұрын
@@alexgrey7972 The paul brothers should never be a part of any point
@stitchowi5 жыл бұрын
Brady Ward lamp
@kummakummakummakummakummac86065 жыл бұрын
@@alexgrey7972 - The point flew over their heads. They didn't get it.
@AssassinsFear5 жыл бұрын
You make jack sound like thanos...oh god
@Kknewkles5 жыл бұрын
So this time Randy Pitchford was doing the writing
@chrisprobst69635 жыл бұрын
That's probably why a teenage girl got the spotlight eh?
@OptimumCrusader5 жыл бұрын
Chris Probst LOL
@tc22415 жыл бұрын
@@chrisprobst6963 damn.
@asterixobelix205 жыл бұрын
@@chrisprobst6963 and her magical squirts.
@MediaGhost_5 жыл бұрын
Forced female pandering, unlikeable villains, annoying "Jokes". Yep, written by a dumbass
@Mmmbananaboat5 жыл бұрын
The greatest thing in borderlands 3 is when you hear “oh hai vault hunter”
@goldencacti98445 жыл бұрын
Oh howdy I didn’t see ya there
@vamps30005 жыл бұрын
the chadd quest was also fun
@darl51045 жыл бұрын
@Whiterun guard damn imperials
@McMannigan4 жыл бұрын
Tbh, if they remade Borderlands 2, with all this updated gameplay and shit from Borderlands 3, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
@undeadgaming72974 жыл бұрын
Please
@larrypoppins62734 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Mclvor didn't you hear about the handsome collection?
@Kairidabairi4 жыл бұрын
@@larrypoppins6273 it's a remaster which bumps it from 30 fps to 60. Not even close to what he said.
@yaboirichard5912 жыл бұрын
L
@SpaceWitch144 Жыл бұрын
Bl 2 in UVHM has horrible balance...
@davissmedley59375 жыл бұрын
Anthony Burch wasn’t the writer for the game’s story this time around, and by god, it shows.....
@YETlbeats5 жыл бұрын
This story is soooo weak and you can really tell they tried to push the feminist-agenda.
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja5 жыл бұрын
@@YETlbeats Oh God, not another one of these comments.
@EnlightenAlchemist5 жыл бұрын
I've played the game but won't buy it till it's much cheaper.
@e1iteyoshi9985 жыл бұрын
@@TheAwesomeDarkNinja Given what has been happening in gaming news recently i can't necessarily blame him for feeling this way. Do i agree with it: no. But it's understandable to see why Mac Afro feels this way.
@sneaky51415 жыл бұрын
@@e1iteyoshi998 no it isnt at all in any way lmfao it had nothing to do with feminism
@KingEaglez295 жыл бұрын
“Oh hi vault hunter, I didn’t see you there” best part ever 😂😂
@beargrilling97855 жыл бұрын
“I have lots of money for some reason ha-hehehe”
@beancheesedip83375 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t know I wanted to see you until I saw you standing there in front of me” that’s the best part
@BillCollins535 жыл бұрын
As far as i'm aware the lack of claptrap is because of Randy Bitchford's abuse of the voice actor, who simply asked to be payed.
@thundergaming1555 жыл бұрын
I am surprised he still has a job after holding off 12mil in workers bonus... well according to a former bear box lawyer
@jasonvoorhees53615 жыл бұрын
Imagine having that as a last name no offense
@BillCollins535 жыл бұрын
@@jasonvoorhees5361 well his real name is Pitchford but its more entertaining to call him that.
@jasonvoorhees53615 жыл бұрын
@@BillCollins53 huh that's kinda insulting and funny
@DeosPraetorian5 жыл бұрын
thats not it at all
@LunarSovereign4 жыл бұрын
13:52 I just beat this game for the first time as Amara, and I COMPLETELY feel this. You can tell Amara is a very strong Siren, yet we need to pretend like during every major showdown she isn't there? Like after Troy's fight, Typhon's death, MAYA'S DEATH, she's just not there? Like come on dude, the entire power dynamic of the whole game changes when you have a FOURTH siren on your team
@Micolash_is_behind_you4 жыл бұрын
it's seriously trashy how they played it
@Spamhard4 жыл бұрын
That's honestly the worst thing about the series at this point; that they still haven't included the playable characters as actual... characters. For some reason they're never included into main stories and totally ignored in cut scenes. Why insert a new character no one cares about (Ava) and put her as the main "protag" when your playable character is standing right there and could have taken that role. Really weird story telling.
@santi_super_stunts25733 жыл бұрын
Mayas skills suck ass. All her skill trees are quite dog shit. Tbh I didn’t think u could make a worse siren than maya but I was quite wrong
@-Samus-Aran-3 жыл бұрын
I hated how every cutscene acts like you aren't standing right there and the game just happens around you instead of involving you. Maya's death was HORSESHIT
@-Samus-Aran-3 жыл бұрын
@@santi_super_stunts2573 lol you obviously suck at BL2
@JaydevRaol5 жыл бұрын
Other Joe is definitely the best actor out of all them. He is really a pro at doing Angry Joe Skits at this point 👏 Absolutely love seeing him do stupid parodies in silly costumes everytime. 😂
@CrazeeAdam5 жыл бұрын
Loved him as Ellie in the Last of Us xD and Other Trump in Metal Gear
@AfatterMan25 жыл бұрын
rdr2 review flashbacks whyboner?
@KaiserGuy19925 жыл бұрын
he definitely adds a lot of fun in the skits
@sasmidraegoon40865 жыл бұрын
OJ really got me loving these
@MoriartyTheFifth5 жыл бұрын
I think they're all solid as far as doing a skit goes. But yeah OJ seems to be on the improv classes or something. After that rdr2 review I cannot stop seeing how good he is.
@redwingzftw505 жыл бұрын
Joe crying after being woken up is a mood I relate with.
@noahleveille3665 жыл бұрын
How to write the Calypsos better: Try to hammer home the fact that they provide the bandits with a sense of family and community. Make the twins guilt the player into believing that they’re monsters for slaughtering bandits (their family) when they’re simply victims of corporate greed
@BladeBlur5 жыл бұрын
That and give them more than just being a generic "streamer" personality like Screwball in the PS4 Spider-Man game.
@jonathanzupan72955 жыл бұрын
Granted, I'm not very deep in to the story (only play with the mrs, and it takes effort to push through with horizontal splitscreen + we work different schedules - so we've only just beaten katagawa ball)... but so far what you suggested is literally 90% of all the echo-calls from the calypsos... "family this, giving bandits purpose that, corporate wars fucked everybody, family family vault bandits family"
@artix0035 жыл бұрын
that would be too paradoxical to 2k's corporate greed
@SiegeTF5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanzupan7295 That drops off pretty fast when the twins realize the vault hunter isn't interested in their shtick. Like, before you even leave Pandora Tyreen is trying to flex on the VH by telling a bandit to cut off his own legs for her.
@SmartAlec15 жыл бұрын
Also is a more clever and subtle parody of youtubers always bitching about demonetization
@joyfreg894 жыл бұрын
i thought sirens were one in a million, seems like everyone is a siren these days.
@redmacholroyd85854 жыл бұрын
Not if they are boys only girls are sirens if they are boys then they are titans.
@salvatoredali43844 жыл бұрын
Super sayain syndrome
@johnyguitar2584 жыл бұрын
also gay
@Ackalan3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't there supposed to be only four in the entire galaxy?
@slmtiger48233 жыл бұрын
@@Ackalan It was six sirens at a time, I believe
@rwalker01305 жыл бұрын
Why Ava when everyone just wanted a grownup or teenage tiny Tina
@gooboberti5 жыл бұрын
If you take your time in the game, you get to experience a bit of Tina. Probably more than in Part 2. Unless you rush through things and backtrack for the side quests...
@gombar3255 жыл бұрын
@@gooboberti can side quests dissapear if you rush the main story?
@gooboberti5 жыл бұрын
Gombar32 no you can always go back
@shadowofdread70185 жыл бұрын
Gombar32 Side quests always stay after you beat the game and they’ll even scale to your level so it’s more challenging and fun.
@gooboberti5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDoomsdayzoner Tina always had an annoying voice and personality.
@griffin39215 жыл бұрын
The Calypso twins remind me of Ubisoft E3 presenters lol 😆
@BlazingOwnager5 жыл бұрын
Griffin wins. Brutality.
@jamesadams40485 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of scene kids
@Maxiiimoto5 жыл бұрын
Rhys: I will never forgive Katagawa for destroying Lazy River Land. I used to take my team there to unwind! And now I'm wound! And all out of bagels! Me: Ahaha, what a story, Mark!
@Nyghtking5 жыл бұрын
It actually did make me laugh a little.
@adamheeley2855 жыл бұрын
STFU
@kujiko885 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the cannon counting down in bananas. It's was like 3 in the morning and I was super tired, but I still find it funny.
@mac1bc5 жыл бұрын
It's wound
@Maxiiimoto5 жыл бұрын
I actually love the BL3 humour :D
@anthonylockheart3584 жыл бұрын
angryjoe: who puts poop in a lootbox? EA: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN edit:corrected spelling
@LeeGinSing5 жыл бұрын
The intro was almost unwatchable... very accurate to the characters in the game. Nice work!
@keijijohnson97545 жыл бұрын
Well unlike them, these skits take too much time and could be easily skipped.
@Kau_adh965 жыл бұрын
Thank you for ruining Snickers I'll never see it the same again.
@doge26295 жыл бұрын
That was snickers?. Dafuq
@battyflaps54105 жыл бұрын
hell no aint eating one of them again
@nicknapalm85605 жыл бұрын
Looked like a Snickers or payday bar
@stpbasss37735 жыл бұрын
@@nicknapalm8560 payday doesn't have chocolate it's a Snickers, they used the same thing in their old Evolve video when other Joe is the tracker and he eats it lmao.
@WingZX11035 жыл бұрын
Dude, I thought it was mud stuffed in a box
@firesabreRSA5 жыл бұрын
It’s a bit hard to beat handsome jack in terms of quality of a good villain
@donamameng5 жыл бұрын
ZAK Attack troy was alright when he was alone on eden 6
@Cneqq5 жыл бұрын
you sure fam? this game would literally be better without a main villain instead of these two ass hats
@project_ronin47895 жыл бұрын
That's not an excuse borderlands 3 isn't even half as big as 2
@mathieuedde14655 жыл бұрын
Project_ Ronin ? Bl3 is definitely bigger
@project_ronin47895 жыл бұрын
@@mathieuedde1465 no it's not there 5 planets yet only like 30-50 areas
@Red_Bishop4 жыл бұрын
Remember that time when Lilith ordered you to run down a ginormous tank the size of a football stadium with a truck? It's like Tyreen also leeched out some IQ from her
@navigatingmadness1805 жыл бұрын
OJ's unmatched ability to completely break games is truly inspiring
@purpstroka5 жыл бұрын
Jaamie B Adam Kovic would like a word
@PsychoticCpu5 жыл бұрын
Not that hard honestly, must have fell through the map at least a dozen times in BL3
@akmal94ibrahim5 жыл бұрын
He would have a bright career in game testing
@jorrgfromage99295 жыл бұрын
it's a 8/10. it's a fun game, that's it
@tigerfestivals51375 жыл бұрын
@@jorrgfromage9929 stop commenting this on everything
@decusq5 жыл бұрын
Did the writers even play BL2 or any of the games? I feel like there are so many inconsistencies in the story as a whole.
@joshdunn2465 жыл бұрын
Yea so many characters are missing or have wierd plots also I feel mayhem mode kinda ruined the late game just made it a more rng version of ultimate vaukthunter mode
@TheMattTrakker5 жыл бұрын
Nope, they hired a bunch of woke people and they have no actual sense of humor.
@Tiberius111111115 жыл бұрын
@Wparker6804 to me who only played a little bit of borderlands 2 borderlands 3 is awesome
@authorrobjohnson31785 жыл бұрын
@Wparker6804 I can tell. The humor sounds like it's trying to hard.
@lukeuntld072v35 жыл бұрын
Its terrible. I rolled my eyes in almost every scene
@miniclip13sa5 жыл бұрын
8/10 is what I'd give it. Gameplay wise it is the best in the series, but B2 is still the best overall because the writing and story and all that was just so amazing. Take gameplay of B3 with the writers of B2 and that game would be a masterpiece.
@donamameng5 жыл бұрын
id give it middling 6 because bl2 is a high 7
@TS111WASD5 жыл бұрын
Marco N Borderlands 2 is a solid 9 wtf are you talking about?
@mikeehrmantraut18995 жыл бұрын
Sloan Anderson true but without the BL2 writers it make BL3 story 5 times cringe or 10 times cringe and imo if I beat the game and I would never want to play it again because of the twins
@donamameng5 жыл бұрын
@@TS111WASD tlou is like a 9 i put bl3 at 6 bc any closer to and any farther from to bl2 wouldnt be right would you give bl3 an 8 and bl2 a 9 lol
@Jbourdeau14 жыл бұрын
To go from Handsome jack to the calypso twins is like going from a super bowl team to the freaking Jets
@ME-mv6wi2 жыл бұрын
Or the Hollywood Rams
@Stormy5425 жыл бұрын
“What we disliked about the story?” Everything
@jeremycampbell61895 жыл бұрын
@@Skeletoncross The head-honcho himself Randy Pitchford is an SJW overlord so of course it's infested with that ideology.
@Foxfire_forty-nine5 жыл бұрын
@@jeremycampbell6189 Is it really?
@boltok95845 жыл бұрын
@Shepard jokes on you Flak can't be refered to as he. Because they will get butt hurt
@SmartAlec15 жыл бұрын
I mean after seeing thw positive reaction to the borderlands humor, it was predictable they'd overdo it for the presequel, and that made it obvious they'd make it more PC and also way too focused on the more boring characters.
@Kryos-hf2rc5 жыл бұрын
Literally finished the game yesterday. And I've hated the humor so much in 2, and the pre sequel that I couldn't finish them. The humor is just as immature and filled with fart jokes as the rest of them. I literally don't see how in the hell everyone hates the dialogue in this game but can stomach the other ones. Yes, handsome jack was the exception when it comes to the writing but he couldn't save the entire game. Maybe it's a nostalgia thing but this games humor seems on par with every other borderlands (not Tales, Tales is the best writing borderlands has had and I wish gearbox would let telltale take control of story)
@90snetworkproductions695 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: *Team Rocket are better villains than the Calypso Twins* They lose almost 99% of the time, but their intros from the early 2000's were 🔥
@hv22685 жыл бұрын
90s Network Productions ha! Gay!
@vivacornholio96495 жыл бұрын
Haha word
@evanazbell5 жыл бұрын
We’re team rocket... bitch
@averyterribleperson52925 жыл бұрын
Prepare for trouble!
@skylarsimes85 жыл бұрын
@@averyterribleperson5292 and make it double
@saiyan265 жыл бұрын
The Calypso twins are like if Handsome Jack only talked about Butt Stallion the entire game.
@alexgrey79725 жыл бұрын
saiyan26 no jack talking about the Majestic creature that is butt stallion would be better......it’s an actual living horse you know.
@captainheat23145 жыл бұрын
@@alexgrey7972 made of diamond
@christianguerrero705 жыл бұрын
No the Calypso twins are like if I had to spend an entire borderlands game fighting against the Paul brothers.
@theswaglett78835 жыл бұрын
@@christianguerrero70 Oh god that would be hella satisfying to play
@rebetrayal5 жыл бұрын
saiyan26 that would’ve been better than what was made here
@timothyscarberry56254 жыл бұрын
The ONLY way Gearbox can make this up to us is to make Ava the villain in Borderlands 4!
@vovazagach1781 Жыл бұрын
Nah, tearing her to shreds by Krieg would be much better!
@TevyaSmolka5 жыл бұрын
Handsome jack did give us a far better villain then these calypso twins
@tomasbar11015 жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@phantom_thief_jk98595 жыл бұрын
It's kinda hard to beat out handsome jack
@unironiczaryamain47225 жыл бұрын
@@phantom_thief_jk9859 Yeah they kinda dug themselves a hole right there. Handsome Jack will never be topped.
@jake_a.lien_5 жыл бұрын
The Calypsos sounded like better villains on paper than in practice. They were extremely cringey and only got more interesting towards the end of the game
@EnlightenAlchemist5 жыл бұрын
No one tops the jacks.
@TheSuperboy915 жыл бұрын
joe: "why's it so chunky man?" Alex: " we don't chew so good bro" lmfao
@WeaselKing_Obie5 жыл бұрын
Made me spit my drink.
@NYESPY5 жыл бұрын
Gearbox: "damn, our game needs a new story and characters." What they came up with: - "Quirky teenage live-streamers kill off super-powerful and memorable characters in cut-scenes" What they ignored: - Rhys: kills a vault monster in a power-ranger-style fight sequence - Tales From the Borderlands: ends on a huge teaser - Handsome jack: stuck in AI form at the end of the game according to cannon decision - Fiona: entire character ark for Tales From the Borderlands centered around being a vault hunter, was obvious she was going to be a playable character - Athena: is the true cannon protagonist of the Pre-sequel, is saved by a sentient vault guardian, alluding Athena is super important (nope) - Helios: is so large it casts a planet size shadow, is only a back drop (BL2 DLC had it as a level but c'mon, its the size of freaking' Elpis) - Eplis: residents are not cared for and ignored, despite it being pulled out of the sky at one point - Pandora Vault key: has a major plot point about being broken, is magically repaired when Ava uses it - Lilith and the fight for sanctuary: not recapped for those who didn't play it - Scarlett: leaves at the end of her DLC, is still alive - Crimson raiders: where the majority of them went after the end of the newest BL2 DLC - Hyperion Employees: form a huge faction, is never mentioned - Eridians: never clearly explained what the look like or why the destroyer killed their entire race - Vaults: "thousands" of vaults seen in BL2, apparently only 4 matter now (not about the lack of them, several others have been opened, but they don't do anything special) - sirens: a LOT more than 6 exist at one time, which apparently is impossible according to lore The characters that were ignored: - Athena - Axton - Gaige - Salvador - Torgue - Dr Zed - Sasha - Fiona - Scarlett - janey Springs - Gortys - Loader Bot Gearbox: "Quirky Twitch streamers are a really funny joke, we should revolve their entire personality around this sole concept and make them the center of our entire concluding trilogy!" ~ Edit: some stuff is wrong
@moomy_utters_sway84485 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing these out cuz Scarlett still out there alot was left out or it's going to be in dlcs but alot of important stuff as you said isn't in the game which should have been cuz of all people I thought Athena would have played a bigger part
@cephalonplant40875 жыл бұрын
Everything you mentioned is my problem with this game. And the fact that suddenly Lillith is the almighty savior that needed no help completely excluding Roland or any male influence
@kalo47powercore5 жыл бұрын
Also, Lilith is treated like a hero even though she is the one who almost single handedly created Handsome Jack, nearly killed Athena, destroying Sanctuary, and shows a darker side to her; revealing that we are the villains our selves. But nope, biggest hero of the year! Hero my ASS!! This game should have focused more on her being the villain instead of the stupid Calypso Twins. Way to go Gearbox, way to freaking go.
@ikaika63975 жыл бұрын
Cameron Cascagnette They can’t do all this in one game. This will take several games. If they did all this in one game, everybody who’s complaining about the calpyso twins now would complain that gearbox just stuffed everything into one game.
@ikaika63975 жыл бұрын
Kalo47 they weren’t gonna make the Lilith the villain. They never would’ve. She’s too much of a great character. I would’ve hated this game if they made Lilith the villain.
@crimsondragoon42774 жыл бұрын
All four of the Vault hunters played a part of Handsome Jacks death but Lilith got all the credit. Mordecai took over when Lilith was captured and found out where the Warrior is. Brick help get to the tower and helped get to the warrior by blowing up that bridge and both help stage the final attack but no credit
@kingpinpasta29345 жыл бұрын
Ava thinks Lilith killed Handsome Jack? Maya and BL2 vault hunters: are we a joke to you
@sagepone58305 жыл бұрын
The canonical choice is to let Lilith kill him.
@burh71955 жыл бұрын
Boomer
@darktigersharkmax44325 жыл бұрын
If you let Jack talk in bl2 lilith herself deals the finishing blow
@ProcyonDei5 жыл бұрын
@@darktigersharkmax4432 & sagepone And who in their right fucking minds would let that happen anyways?
@darktigersharkmax44325 жыл бұрын
@@ProcyonDei To hear Jack's final words and let lilith get her revenge? Plus you can do it multiple times so you can kill him as many times as you want.
@subsume79045 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else think Troy was going to overthrow Tyreen?? The story definitely seemed to be heading in that direction, especially in the scene where he talks directly to us saying something along the lines of being tired of being the leech (which could've been his plan, leech power until hes super powerful). The story would've been better if it went that way imo.
@decoy033x5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it dissapointed me also. Like Troy wasn't happy being in shadow of Tyreen.
@Gio-xz2ep5 жыл бұрын
I thought that as well, towards the end of the game he starts talking to you much more and talking over tyreen
@notavailable82015 жыл бұрын
@@Gio-xz2ep Troy deserved better hell I'd pay for a deluxe edition just to see Troy do us all a favor and shut his annoying ass sister up. And become the villain we really need.
@TechyPumperson5 жыл бұрын
I thought either that or he would get fed up being in her shadow and hed side with us at the end after tyreen betraying him
@66coldnight5 жыл бұрын
I already figure that they would turn on each other once they got what they wanted it katagawa should been main threat over them since it was original plan however they went with plan b😒👎
@NeobeowulfX5 жыл бұрын
It's a damn shame we didn't reach BL2 and Tales from the Borderlands height of humor.
@retrolives37995 жыл бұрын
Bro people shit all over BL2 for being unfunny when it came out. Borderlands 1 was really the only one that was tolerable, BL2 is when they just cranked it to 11 with the annoying humor and they kept it there.
@Ronbotnik5 жыл бұрын
@@retrolives3799 People are gonna whiteknight BL2 now that its cool to shit on BL3 right now but honestly youre not wrong. Borderlands 1 rode a nice line then they just cranked it up to the highest levels from then on
@yamummyyummy47855 жыл бұрын
borderlands 1 wasnt funny at all, what the fuck are you idiots talking about?
@hamstersama48015 жыл бұрын
Retro Lives Lol, stop lying. The humor was fine in BL2. It was the memes that people hated.
@NamekJedi5 жыл бұрын
@@yamummyyummy4785 in bl1 scooter says "smoking jesus titty cinnamon" and I found it quite humorous.
@larrypoppins62734 жыл бұрын
3:16 hearing joe scream in terror as two serial killers break into his home with air horns is definitely the highlight of this review.
@hathorliderc5 жыл бұрын
Ice-T is in the game? Well now we know where the writing budget went. XD
@attackoncake48515 жыл бұрын
Balex was the most hilarious part of the main story for me. Wish they made him one of the lead characters because his personality beats out Lillith by a long shot, especially since they paid so much to have him in the game.
@krysisadvocate19265 жыл бұрын
AttackOn Cake I was sad I couldn’t say goodbye to balex before The Great Vault mission :c
@hathorliderc5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Bradley You're obviously a dumb-ass troll account who doesn't actually know how the voice-acting industry works. Go back to your mom's basement.
@DummyAccount5 жыл бұрын
OJ has this hidden ability to break ANY and ALL games somehow
@darthplagueisthewise21575 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. He’s a secret brother to Mute from R6.
@ArcDragoon5 жыл бұрын
That is his Stand power.
@phillgizmo89345 жыл бұрын
He is not breaking it, he finds bugs. Bugs are attracted to him, he must be a good tester.
@Ultima_Atulos_Maxim5 жыл бұрын
He must be Quiette Shy's lost brother.
@dexter21785 жыл бұрын
Phill Gizmo wooooosh
@demizson5765 жыл бұрын
24:30 - The game's soundtrack is so good it actually reversed Joe's aging process and turned him 8 years younger. :)
@aniruddhadas10115 жыл бұрын
lolllll
@Foxfire_forty-nine5 жыл бұрын
I was watching an older video of his when he had that style. He should bring that stache back.
@TheBayHarborRizzler4 жыл бұрын
That one conductor of the poop train is absent ... aside from one echo log. 1/10
@jackcouch83224 жыл бұрын
He’s on the way with a new dlc
@jackcouch83224 жыл бұрын
that one guy better than nothing
@TheBayHarborRizzler4 жыл бұрын
jack couch I’m super excited for that, but still a bummer having to wait an entire year for his BL3 debut. Also some tech savvy folks got into the files and found that Krieg was supposed to have a role in the main story. IIRC, Krieg was a spy for Lilith and was supposed to be rescued by the player on Promethea. I’m guessing somewhere along the way they scraped that idea, canned him from the story and created the coffee obsessed person (forgot her name) to replace him. Super disappointed when I read that, honestly :/
@Davemate5 жыл бұрын
"I'm an idiot for sleeping... Thanks guys" Dunno why this cracked me up so hard.
@FReeck2165 жыл бұрын
God, these antagonists are so annoying, spoiled and flat. I miss you, Handsome Jack.
@unversedhero60285 жыл бұрын
They are supposed to be like that.
@nathanlobono58185 жыл бұрын
@@unversedhero6028 Yeah, that's the problem. They are the tired concept of, "Woah, why are millennials so wEIrD."
@RematodeRanger5 жыл бұрын
@@unversedhero6028 doesnt excuse the bad writing, they couldve given them more interesting backstories and more depth in allot of ways
@FReeck2165 жыл бұрын
@@unversedhero6028 No, they don't. What does it mean - "they are suppose to be like that"? Who decide that? Where is it written? If it's your opinion - ok, but otherwise, really, why the hell they "suppose" to be like that? I mean, why antagonists in one of the greatest action-rpg of our time should be so boring and empty? Even thieves in "Home alone" have more personality, more respectable traits, and we know nothing about their previous storyline.
@cjmk59235 жыл бұрын
@@FReeck216 They are supposed to be like that because of where they come from and who they are. The way they act makes perfect sense for their upbringing and their age.
@sadisticsalmon22485 жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest tyreen was bad but Troy wasn’t that bad in my opinion as long as it was just him on screen Also I miss krieg
@zomgwtfhackss5 жыл бұрын
KRIEG! Most fun character haha
@beatzdyer5 жыл бұрын
I’LL SLICE YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END! But for real thank god someone gets it, I’ve never wanted to rampage more than after I saw those twin villains.
@SurBoi095 жыл бұрын
The poop train conductor will live on in our hearts.....or DLC perhaps? 😏
@visiblevisionward75185 жыл бұрын
i remember finding an audio recording from krieg somewhere in the game, talking to himself as usual
@MetallicaRules5 жыл бұрын
Troy had a lot of potential and they could have gone in various directions with his character. But they didn’t, and anything that was being hinted or implied was thrown out the window, which is a shame. He wouldn’t have been the next Handsome Jack, but it would have made the game better.
@MrPF4 жыл бұрын
Amazing villains make you empathize/understand them Good villains make you want to defeat them Cringe villains make you want to stop playing the game
@timesoldier8105 жыл бұрын
"pre-order bonus" joke relevant cause it in halfway in a game and all "bonuses" are useless after 3h of gameplay in any game.
@Phyrrax5 жыл бұрын
OJ should be a professional game tester, he is a bug-/glitchmagnet. XD
@shadowstrider82955 жыл бұрын
To be fair Tyreene had 1 pretty good bit. "Hey you! Cut off your foot!" *"YES MY GOD QUEEN!"* "Wait, no! Not both of them! Oh... He cut both off. Oh... He's trying to stand on his stumps... Okay hang on second." *Psycho screams out in pain and dies* "Sorry. They just taste better when their afraid... What was my point again? Oh right! My followers would die for me!"
@SiegeTF5 жыл бұрын
Not that it stops people from trying to claim that the twins were sympathetic characters.
@WaifuDiver5 жыл бұрын
I mean tbf her Psycho follower was the funny part of that bit and Psychos have always been funny. But I'll admit I didn't hate Tyreene as much Joe did lol.
@Hugulubugulu5 жыл бұрын
Agree. That's the only one imo lol
@Daidalos695 жыл бұрын
I really liked "KILL THE MALIWAN GUYS"
@TheArklyte5 жыл бұрын
@@WaifuDiver hard to hate someone, who's pathetic...
@Nick-kw9oz3 жыл бұрын
"They just give it to her" Ya theres so much in that statement lmfao.
@m.muradbasic41865 жыл бұрын
*SPOILERS!* Funny enough, when 2K decided to kill off Maya in the Cutscene, they tried to make the Twins more hated than before, but what they actually did was start of the global hate for Ava, who 2K tried to come off as the Prodigy to Maya.
@drunkdaddy99785 жыл бұрын
If Maya reincarnates by bursting out of Ava alien style I’ll get the most expensive version of BL4
@westinian55025 жыл бұрын
See it pisses me off that no one in the game brings up the fact that Ava technically got maya killed and it’s all liliths fault. If she had done as she told instead of being this “rebel emo it’s not a phase mom” preteen then they could have left the vault/retreated when the twins got there or even had a way better chance at fighting them instead of having to worry about Ava. I know that if she hadn’t have died there then nothing really would have happened with endgame stuff but come on at least someone should’ve said something about it instead of “Ava your absolutely right/well do something this time”
@F4D3P4R4D0X5 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but I think Ava was the most annoying character by far
@23kurtzy5 жыл бұрын
What? You didn't enjoy being beaten over the head with the girl power narrative?
@jackporthouse31025 жыл бұрын
Dont know why you're sorry she's an annoying little twat
@scruf20025 жыл бұрын
@@23kurtzy I didnt get a girl power vibe hmmm wonder why else she might be in the story. Ohhhhhhhhh maybe its because only women can be sirens and not any other reason. They put her in so she could be the next siren after maya I twat
@jgatsby52435 жыл бұрын
She's so bad hopefully they will kill her off in borderlands 4
@mikeehrmantraut18995 жыл бұрын
idk whats more annoying the handler from Monster Hunter World the sisters from wolfenstein or Ava in Borderlands 3 tbh all of them are annoying
@T.A.K.O.SV125 жыл бұрын
My first reaction to Tyreen was "So the bad guys are KZbinrs now?"
@silverblade3575 жыл бұрын
Yup. The earliest plot teasers had her as a rogue siren uniting all the bandit clans under one banner and going after the various vaults. At some point, someone decided the bandits should join her, not because she has real power and ambition, but because she is an inexplicably popular livestreamer... WHAT?!!
@Mil89GR5 жыл бұрын
Not KZbinrs.Those Twitch streamers that have no charm or qualities and yet for some reason they have hundreds or sometimes millions of blind followers.
@aah134-K5 жыл бұрын
Even the batman game too 🤦♂️
@tarfielarchelone26745 жыл бұрын
You dont need good qualities you just have to say stuff people want to hear. Being controversial = big bucks nowadays.
@fondren0015 жыл бұрын
No idiot it's about twitch streamers that's why the videos where LIVE and they felt the need to point that out. And don't tell me "well you can stream on youtube" No just no; KZbin doesn't even account for 20% of the entire streaming market
@jaysonnewport64114 жыл бұрын
The first section of tales from the borderlands has more enjoyable written content than the main story of this game. Just skip everything and pretend BL2 just got a massive update friends.