Cyberpunk 2077 Angry Review

[@barrydingall]

“Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna buy a car?”

[@somerandomguy___]

What

[@JamieSwitzer]

"Hey Joe. Wanna go bowling?"

[@romanbellic810]

@@JamieSwitzer Of course cousin! Come pick me up on the other side of the city.

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

Back 4 Blood is going to be fun "FINALLY a almost close to form Left 4 Dead 3" so yeah i am ready for a Zombie Game

[@billyboyd1199]

...explain!

[@gino14]

I love how "DLC" and "Microtransaction" sound like real drugs

[@supersmarty8496]

Well many people are hooked on them so you’re not far off.

[@ramiel7666]

...they are......

[@rumuelnathanael8043]

Because they are. Remember the PS1 and PS2 era where the game is always complete? Those times are relics now.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

@@rumuelnathanael8043 unless you were in Japan where games were re-released with 5 minutes of new content...persona

[@meztorcavi1826]

DLC & Micro-T could legit pass for drug names

[@augdawg2965]

A game that says fuck corporations, released early due to corporate pressure.

[@MountainxManx]

no pity party for the developers. They're just bad at their jobs

[@BarrackObama348]

@@MountainxManx no shit. 12 years to make a pile of shit

[@hiroomitakahashi5634]

Well those same investors are suing them ...because they rightfully so gave them pressure..they invested a lot of money in the this dev team sooo as a business perspective and after years and years of waiting you’d also be like hey when the F is this game going to be finishing ?????

[@timppaUT]

Well ... not? As CDPR is its own corporation without any affiliation to any major game distribution companies. (and iirc doesn’t they have actually their own, that GOG?) But that said: Some bank manager might have hasten the (too) early release of the game? :P ... unfortunately for us.

[@IdioSyncrasy1337]

@@BarrackObama348 it was more like 4 or 5 years but yeah still shit, they worked on Witcher 3 for so long after 2012 trailer look it up

[@Mellypepper]

The opening skit is pure gold. "Did EA give this to you?!"

[@harrycallahan1534]

Hey new kid, come here 😅

[@TheActMan]

"Ya dun fucked it up!" Now that's some vintage Angry Joe. Oh boy dis gon be good

[@ethanchen2891]

Wait a minute, what are you doing here. You should be making more pre halo infinite content

[@waylonstevens5969]

Fancy seeing you here, man of acting 😎

[@richrod0122]

Congrats on the milestone man

[@bullymaguire22]

Congratulations for 1 million subs mah white Nigerian

[@MegaDoom89]

CDPR can join Activision and current Bungie for releasing over-hyped broken mediocre games; your video about The Decline of Gaming gets more and more true as the weeks go on.

[@FuzzySumasshu]

"Say the line, Joe!" "...You done fucked it up..." *cheers*

[@ДенисМонахов-ю7ц]

CDPR:Say my name. AJ:...You done fucked it up!!!! CDPR: You god damn right.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@polystrate1]

Say the line Bart. "I didn't do it". Yaaaay

[@angrygameraaron]

4:07

[@yaqinmalul1364]

Subsribeber : it happening

[@mr.throwback4875]

“How about some live service?” “Did EA give you this shit?” Love the developer skit. That may be the best one yet!

[@jl1702]

Alex: "How about some live service? You don't even have to finish the game. You can release at whatever stage you want-" AJ: "FOR REAL??? I don't have to finish the game!?" Best part of the entire video for me lmao Funniest skit since the Kuban Energy dance imo XD

[@TheAero16]

Gold

[@Lucaz99]

@@jl1702 oh shit Kuban energy 😂😂😂 BRING THE YAYO, BRING THE YAYO! COME!!!

[@BeatmasterAC]

@@BurritooMafia as far as i know, the OG Dev Team who made The Witcher, left after the last DLC in 2016. CDPR hired a new Team for Cyberpunk. This is basically a Mass Effect Andromeda Situation, where the game was made by a D Team.

[@victoro6829]

Why some people don't like Angry Joe? This man sacrifice his image towards videogame companies losing advantages like receiving the game before launch and he gets blacklisted by those companies just for speaking the TRUTH.

[@mclekfkeiwdisidido6858]

“Makes you feel like you were scammed” 10/10 IGN

[@DarkKnightofAnime]

This game feels like a greatest hits compilation of everything that can go wrong in a game’s development

[@bunkernuts6293]

@@DarkKnightofAnime oh fuck that's a new one

[@jamesmiley6146]

Gave it a 4

[@matthewrawls1184]

@@DarkKnightofAnime The Honest Trailer that came out for the game at the end called it "Daikatana 2077". Fitting...

[@infernoreviews2529]

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@footlongoose7575]

Angry Joe hired an entire school and employed himself as principal for this role. Dedication

[@RogueFox2185]

Don’t forget about OJ, his acting skills are legendary.

[@Dsoliz826]

That’s why the review took so long

[@jamesrodriguez3667]

Fricking lost it in the "Did EA give this to you" part

[@runi5413]

His computer monitor wasn't even plugged in... Really feels like Joe just released this review in an unfinished state.

[@MrMToomey]

@@R_Ezekiel He forgot, "the principal is your pal!"

[@kaustubhfadtare1125]

When you realise 77 comes after 76

[@tsogobauggi8721]

But what game will have '78' in it's title...? :)

[@ChocorocK]

shieettt.....

[@cecollins68]

😳🤯🤯🤯

[@bigrod3035]

@@tsogobauggi8721 the next BioWare game

[@colonizerthehydrogen5282]

that's why you don't skip 2076 games

[@fastony9659]

Love him or hate him, Joe truly was one of the few mainstream reviewers to call it out like it was.

[@enzomatt5960]

Mordę sklej Anthony

[@SB992REBORN]

Don't hate Joe!!!!!!!!

[@Wedolko]

Was?

[@NotAfraid280]

*is

[@zeejay4458]

BeatEmUps too

[@leonarddillon256]

The best thing about this review is that unlike the actual Cyberpunk 2077 game, Joe didn’t release this review on until it was complete.

[@theSonicguy001]

That’s because Joe loves to review games as they come out, therefore giving players the day one experience

[@gringo2damax]

Oof

[@shane1489]

Pro

[@lockdown7845]

The trouble is the loyalty to the cause, but the cause always betrays you -Lockdown

[@theXxXsurvivor]

If people would have just stfu instead of getting fucking angry when they delayed it, and the fucking investors would stop grabbing them by the sack every 2 seconds the game wasn’t out it would be better.

[@ethandragonborn]

The “you done fucked it up” hurt way more than it ever has in this one...

[@Dohboy1619]

This game felt like a child, it hurts...

[@noahrendon9900]

Did they really????

[@Bojoschannel]

One of the hypest moments i've ever had in my 9 years following Joe lol

[@knell18897]

@@noahrendon9900 yes they did.

[@venkatapattela1046]

Yea, It hurts how good this game is underneath all the fuckery with the bugs, I will sound like an idiot when I say I wish this game just was straight up Bad, would make it easier, even though I'd give the ACTUAL game a 9/10

[@GoldenPhoenixGaming]

This is what happens when you spend more money on PR, rather than your CD Projekt.

[@sagetheassassin3192]

You deserve more likes. Here👍

[@xiiixiii337]

*Nods in agreement

[@dayburks]

W

[@Aturnadagar]

Indeed.

[@danawhiteboy]

lol perfect

[@coach714]

This sex simulator was very cleverly disguised as some sort of combat/car game. Well played.

[@DavidsSanity]

Yea Cd project red really choked 💀

[@expendableindigo9639]

“Why is Goro texting so fast?” “He has four arms.” The best joke in the review.

[@geraldgossett724]

No, "...they would have to see for them selfsame. Two moths later....boom"

[@GrandmasterofWin]

Heh. That was a good MK reference. What's funny though is according to his shadow while swimming it's actually V who has 4 arms.

[@ARStudios2000]

For me it was "Seriously? Who's calling you?" from Guard!Other Joe in the middle of a shootout.

[@SpookyFXdotCom]

"Fuck man THIS one hurt." That says it all.

[@Legoman775]

it did hurt, a lot

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach2031]

Me taking a shit after taco bell

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Oh god it hurt so bad......Get me to the hospital..._Aaaaaahhh

[@Yes_Fantasy_419]

The Last of Us Part 2 disappointed Angry Jose. Cyberballs 2076 broke Angry Jose.

[@zestybeelzebub]

Dude I was going to say, the feelings and weight of that single but small sentence is fucking massive.

[@JoeySocko]

"This one hurt" is probably the best way to sum this game up.

[@BreeZieDoesiT]

Last of us 2 hurt even more. Crazy year for gaming

[@Bossix84]

@@BreeZieDoesiT I liked TLOU 2 . Nothing really wrong with this game.

[@combativeThinker]

@@Bossix84 Cope.

[@martinmarianoalonso]

@@Bossix84 lol, no

[@marzialalfonzocanada888]

@@BreeZieDoesiT yeah for a story driven game the game choices you're forced with are kinda cringy with some obvious plot armors ....having options that changed the story progression would've really made a huge different experience in the game plus replay value which TLOU 2 has none since there is no faction MP yet

[@turtleonspeed6673]

Joe’s acting was unironically good, and pretty funny

[@clydemactavish3457]

for all the marketing they put into "coming when it's ready" makes this especially sad. They did it to themselves.

[@mandu9520]

That was the one thing I'm disappointed Joe didn't say anything about. They straight up lied about so much shit in their marketing. If it were EA, he'd be all over it. But at least he gave it a proper score, instead of like many other 'influencers' giving it a 10/10 masterpiece rating, probably hoping they get a bit scene too.

[@yourvenparianen5390]

@@mandu9520 marketing deparments generally just lie most of the time to please investors and sell as many copies. Most of the time to the expense of devs warning them about the deadlines etc... i worked in marketing departments and advertising and this was my experience most of the time.

[@galacticpotata8192]

@@mandu9520 he did say that he mentioned about the "release when ready" and how they straight up lied to us in the review

[@SappeREffecT]

Yeah... They really did... But thing is, no company should HAVE to say that, should just be standard practice, games shouldn't release like this.

[@AdamWest1290]

Yea When Keanu Reeves showed up at their e3 panel I kinda knew it was a bad sign, not because of Keanu but because they were trying so hard to hype it up and when Keanu showed up on that stage all the hype sky rocketed from their and than the delays started happening

[@corhellion]

Everyone: "Say the line Joe!" Joe: 4:06 Everyone: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

[@SnoppleWopple]

Simpsons=Funny

[@ChiragQuest]

Exactly what I was waiting and hoping for 😂.

[@ominousmist960]

Idk what he’s gonna say yet but if it’s fffffffourrrrr hourrrrrrrsss?! Or you done FUCKED IT UP, I will have a great day today xD

[@corhellion]

@@ominousmist960 Have a great day! :D

[@Retrophoenix-]

"You tried to put a band-aid on a 50 calibre bullet wound" Angry Joe - 2021

[@ilikerunescape1100]

It’s a bold move cotton let’s see if it pays off

[@ilikerunescape1100]

@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? calm down bot

[@hectorbarreda7510]

@@ilikerunescape1100 what’s the pictogram supposed to be implicating?

[@ilikerunescape1100]

@@hectorbarreda7510 wtf are you on about

[@MorTphyr]

After all the updates, and building my first gaming pc. I can safely say cyberpunk 2077 has been one of my best gaming experiences

[@LizzyKoopa]

"fuck man this one hurt" that alone is the review and final score imo.

[@yeoldefoxeh254]

100% accurate!

[@KneelB4Bacon]

_"Did EA give this to you?"_ lol.

[@qualitycontent9343]

I love how oj is always potraying a villan or bad example

[@brandonmuse5532]

🤪🤣😂😅😆

[@KaiKrimson56]

@@qualitycontent9343 I find it funny how they use OJ for manservice jokes. I still die of laughter when he shows up as Mr. Libido in the Yakuza 0 review.

[@davidmurphy7332]

Well, personally, I thought it was a really interesting direction to take the Goat Simulator franchise in

[@SantaClaus-kk8zr]

Underrated comment

[@narev6569]

I can't seem to find the other 2076 entries in the Cyberman franchise.

[@andrefrazier8653]

Facts.

[@donnieblue420]

This comment is based

[@conlooka9356]

@@narev6569 I remember 173 was pretty good, but it was released on the tail end of dalek 84 so I could be nostalgia blind.

[@atomicgaming1716]

One year later and this game is still not even close to what was promised

[@a_friendly_idiot]

Yep, probably will never be especially on last gen consoles.

[@xcellentcreations3312]

Well maybe...but just give it some time and the game will be what ot was meant to be, I still have faith in CD projekt red.

[@Gazzoosethe1]

@@xcellentcreations3312 they had a year. They did very little

[@BrokeBoyGaminghtx]

And people are giving it a pass.

[@dewrito2325]

@@xcellentcreations3312 What? What? Why? How? When?

[@Escanor-Sun]

Cyberpunk 77 is obviously a sequel to fallout 76.

[@Mr.PR2000]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@Uknown76]

It all makes sense now any game that has the numbers 70 in it are doomed to fail

[@Mr.PR2000]

@@Uknown76 i don’t understand how his comment is so underrated

[@Taylor-qf8px]

Facts! Lol

[@kiki4910]

They went up one number 😂🤣

[@TheRealPaull]

Slightly less angry, more Depressed Joe.

[@EchoSD]

He's not mad. He's just disappointed.

[@TX5440]

@@EchoSD The second generation of Angry Video Game Nerd

[@SaraphDarklaw]

Punished Joe. It’s taking it’s toll.

[@AnonYmous-hu7jo]

How can you not be depressed as a gamer? Over half these games, I swear, skipped the WHOLE quality assurance process...

[@TheRealPaull]

@@AnonYmous-hu7jo upset I paid $60 for a game that feels like it's in early access

[@VoyagersRevenge]

Us: You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! CD Projekt Red: I HATE CHEW!!!!!!!

[@dr.strangelove6118]

To CDPR: your were my brother I loved you

[@hildeosland7630]

😭😭😭😭

[@808Slush]

You were my brother cdpr! I loved you :’(

[@CoolSmoovie]

CDPR: moans and screams in agony as they burst into flames

[@COHOFSohamSengupta]

CD project is the most arrogant European devs. Hell there are many amazing European devs like Techland, GSC, Warhorse, Larian. They're humble. CD project marketed cyberpunk saying "We're gonna show the industry how it's done" "Cyberpunk is going to have the highest level of polish" Half of the Witcher 3 team left due to poor management & crunch issues. They always keep calling out other companies & post certain stuffs on Twitter for publicity

[@maskofnine5507]

After watching Edgerunners, It hurts me that AJ used the song "I really want to stay at your house" for that grandma joke. 😣

[@scottypittman1]

Dude, I feel exactly the same way. I almost have to turn away from the screen when I get to that part of the review. The wound is still fresh, just finished edgerunners last week. Also yes I know I'm late, lol.

[@JaydevRaol]

Lol! That intro skit with the bad "kids" EA, Activision and Bethesda was tragically hilarious 😂

[@hydaralmaliki7784]

“Ooo here’s this one! This one is called a live-service drug! You don’t have to finish it, you could just do it later!” Lol.

[@varunkapur5640]

Seriously! I was laughing my ass off the whole way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MHDsniper]

Yeah, but Ubisoft are missing

[@roguescorner9042]

And to think Bethesda was once in CD Projekt Red's position in that skit.

[@roguescorner9042]

@@MHDsniper Ubisoft got expelled from the school.

[@MisterCasket]

"who texts that fast??" "Goro." Came out of nowhere. I laughed.

[@Roflcrabs]

Nah, not Goro he's old now. He'd have his glasses on with the font size bumped up navigating slowly with his pointing finger. It's his daughter messaging.

[@MisterCasket]

@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? Ask Goro.

[@alemdevp2048]

@@MisterCasket is a spamer bot

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

🦞🎀

[@revolversnake126]

the guys name was literally goro

[@stuffthings9618]

Lol CDPR being the good kid turned trouble maker is the greatest thing ever lol. "Did EA give this to you?" Lolololol

[@NarutoStorm3Rocks]

Good developers m.a.a.d. industry

[@hunterhorsehelmsley7315]

@I want to suplex Joe Cecot Maybe we'll get a redemption arc at some point, Capcom managed to pull it off

[@samlim6352]

Lmao

[@brian.phillips1985]

@@hunterhorsehelmsley7315 I feel like that's going to happen to Bethesda.

[@annualleopard3063]

9:36 the game is so immersive you can literally die from suffering cardiac arrest. Well done CDPR, well done 👏

[@pfcsakaria]

"Did EA give this to you?" I lost it 🤣🤣

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

🎀🎀

[@anormalhickgamer5782]

Try some loot boxes lol

[@noxmegido6937]

“Who gave you this, did EA give you this?!” 😂😂😂

[@stratotega]

😂😂😂

[@voltek-zb8wv]

To be honest i had more fun playing ME Andromeda.

[@dejanstarwars10]

@@voltek-zb8wv Which is objectively a WAAAY better game lmao! Story is debatable, but I loved the characters more in ME:A. Oh and the combat is still one of the best ever created in an RPG game.

[@dejanstarwars10]

@HAF 2000 Umm yes I am talking about Andromeda. And even the biggest haters will agree that it's a better game than Cyberjunk ;) And by "disaster", that fact only applies to the facial animations. ME:A runs great and they have ironed out the launch bugs SUPER QUICKLY. We're approaching February and Cyberpunk is still plagued by constant crashes, poor perfomance on last gen consoles, general bugs etc. And if you are really defending that... Then I can't even begin to acknowledge your opinion.

[@jjforeverandever8450]

@@dejanstarwars10 stop this pointless discussion ffs! Both fucked up in general and even debating about which one is better is laughable. but in the end at least Cyberpunk is a huge success in sales and don't forget it's literally the very first game of a new franchise. on the other hand, Andromeda was a big disappointment in every possible way and literally destroyed Mass Effect's franchise and fan base! Andromeda sold 7.5 million copies till now after 4 years meanwhile Cyberpunk sold plus 13 million copies in 20 days! So...

[@mnmsaregood1]

The biggest sin was the cut content on the life paths.

[@SerMattzio]

And the blatantly cut dialogues. It honestly feels like none of your choices matter except in 2 missions in the whole game.

[@death_denial]

you know cdpr actually cut out romancing judy with male V? one guy unlocked it with one line of code. Check it out.

[@changsiah2]

they will add back

[@HyouVizer]

@@death_denial they did that for all the romance options tho. Bioware did the same for their rom choices in their own games too. They'll have voice lines for both male & female main character covering all bases, then decide later if said rom choice is said sexuality later on.

[@death_denial]

@@HyouVizer But its weird why they would cut it out...It would just give the player more options anyway and thats a good thing

[@bryank427]

The parts with the inhaler and disco balls really got me, this was one of the funnier reviews in a while! I really felt ya on the closing words, this was a tough game to get through at times.

[@dk70]

When they were talking about replayability of Cyberpunk, they meant how many times you have to restart a checkpoint after you get stuck on a bug.

[@highgroundobi-wan1490]

The next generation of video games

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

🐾🧨

[@yarpen26]

I gave up on the boxing matches on the second guy. I'm just dog-tired of having to rewind all the introductory bullshit (not helping that the way this game handles dialogue skipping makes it three times longer than necessary). If I save just before we start hitting each other, I can't raise my fists. Christ...

[@eatassgainmass_]

Dont play it on last gen consoles then console peasants lol

[@Xelzeno]

@@yarpen26 If you wanna cheat it just throw a melee weapon on the ground before the fight, you can then equip it during the fight and do actual damage.

[@JeromeSankara]

"Over 7 plus years of development" Cyberpunk on 2016: *oh shit that's right we are making a game-*

[@Temmoie]

But fist, we gotta make a demo, how long will it be?

[@tonyepic8]

@@Temmoie 4-5yrs

[@Graham6762]

The production didn't stretch out over the whole 7 years. A lot of it was pre-production.

[@adolphinler6628]

id say 2018

[@truthpurpose]

@@Graham6762 That's why he said the "Cyberpunk in 2016" part...

[@Coolbone1]

After years, I'm still impressed by the creativity of the Angry Crew

[@funnfungusie9622]

@@mooonlight.9334 you're 100% right. Even when you dont agree with his points he somehow still makes it entertaining and rewatchable. Pretty much just rephrased what you said

[@Videolegacy2005]

Crews Killin it every time.

[@jayboy8080]

I love how Joe tears bad games a new asshole

[@thebatman4279]

I still watch a lot of his older videos. I have about 50 saved on my laptop. Ride To Hell is, of course, the most watched 😂

[@captainchaos5705]

If a game company tells you you can only use approved clips in videos there's absolutely something shady going on

[@ary9109]

You can see it’s literally causing joe physical pain to review this game

[@Maculure]

Mental* Lol he looks so tired of this bullshit!

[@22bbaabbyy]

@KlazeGamez what do you mean? The game is released?

[@Scorn0027]

His "F*ck, man, this one hurt" at the end got to me man.

[@jthrock2491]

@@22bbaabbyy that's the joke.

[@MrDorilean]

That was TLOU2 hahaha

[@Bedevere]

Consider the irony that corporate management bungled a game about a dystopian corpo-future....

[@ColtonWalker073]

Maybe the state of the game is a deep cut political commentary and we all missed it. Or it was just another greedy company who thought they had too big a name and were too well loved to ever fail. You decide!

[@Gala-yp8nx]

“dystopian corpo future”... You mean present day?

[@jeeroylenkins3081]

@@Gala-yp8nx *Present day...Present time!!! hahahaha*

[@khinlop]

It's just like "The Boys" series where they heavily criticise corporations while the series itself is made by Amazon XD But at least "The Boys" isn't a failure like CP2077.

[@jeeroylenkins3081]

@@khinlop The Boys is a fucking amazing show and shouldn't even be compared to CP2077.

[@Seamus.Harper]

"Try some DLC" o_o I'll be damned, that actually sounds like a hardcore drug... XD

[@Jaadi12]

🤣

[@Auroraeo]

I keep coming back to this, and when Joe said "end of march, none of this had happened" i died of laughter, this game needed at least 3 years more time to be finished LMAO. "Coming when it's ready" -CDPR

[@sunlightcrusader]

At least they update it. After patch 1.5 the series x port is playable. There is slowdowns in the densely populated places but it is nothing major. First time playing through, but I bought it at launch. Did not refund.

[@JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe]

I'd say on the current patch it's a very good game. However it took them a year and 9 months just to get to the point where the game is worth playing.

[@swordsaint9712]

True, even with all the patches after 1 or two years the game is still not even NEAR to what was promised. The game is now just good enough to justify buying it but other then that, it's still a slightly above average game. A shadow to what was promised. I rather play RDR2 or GOT then this.

[@shwarcs]

Other Joe definitely doesn't skip a leg day.

[@Malidictus]

Yup. Everyone's raving about his shiny balls. Me, I couldn't help thinking "Man that boy has legs like a bull! Impressive!" :)

[@elperronimo]

hes a certified beefcake

[@mattyice31]

He’s looking like a double wide surprise.

[@Dragon9Nexus]

Nothing special about those legs (other than they are shaved) in the eyes of one that always played many sports and spent a fair amount of time in the gym.

[@ryanhess2623]

@@Dragon9Nexus no one cares way to try to make a post about you, joes legs are pretty jacked

[@Lilbeef1]

You could bribe the cops in mafia 2.. in 2009.. 2 generations ago

[@MMmMMmMM-mMmmmMMmMMMmmmMmmmMmM]

And when you drive recklessly they stop you and check your ID and Driving License.

[@LeandroSilva-du3uj]

And in the original Mafia game you could get a traffic ticket because you would go over speed limit

[@Lilbeef1]

@@LeandroSilva-du3uj my point exactly🙏

[@1406-u7q]

Correction, it was godfather game where you able to bribe cops and fbi. And that was 15 years ago during ps2 generation.

[@Lilbeef1]

@@1406-u7q you right, damn CD project red dropped the ball so hard it bounced back up in there face and KO'd them

[@adammanker2363]

“You wanna try some dlc?” 😂

[@rumuelnathanael8043]

Aka drugs which are true. DLC and Mtx are bad habit af.

[@zerozone3968]

My mom told me to not talk to people like you

[@adammanker2363]

@@zerozone3968 aye just say no 😂

[@robertmckavanagh6730]

no you want to go home and rethink your life

[@macmiller9510]

Is the meaning of the dlc is drugs ? Lol

[@jallaionize]

Loving this review. Loving the parodies. Loving the deserved criticism. Highlight for me though, the opening parody. So well likened to what it felt like.

[@KizaruB]

13:22 “You tried to put a Band-Aid on a 50 caliber bullet wound” I like this analogy

[@KizaruB]

50 calibers don’t make wounds, they make cavities.

[@thomasrichardson5661]

@@KizaruB 20mm leaves human hamburger

[@robertagren9360]

Some wounds will not heal.

[@Xena_420]

@@KizaruB I like that u commented on your own comment 😸

[@downfromthereeefters]

Lmao yeah this is a great analogy.

[@joshuarogers5563]

When Joe said “fuck, this one hurt!” with that solemn look.....that was a gut punch in itself! We’ve seen him rage.....but to be saddened to this extent....that says volumes!

[@quaxel77]

for real though...

[@VintageDestroyed]

Joe loves the Universe. Hes an Akira Ghost in the Shell Cyberpunk Matrix Neuromancer type dude. Im sure if there was any game he wanted to be the best game ever it was this one.

[@Satarcon84]

Felt the same way

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah

[@madgamer9068]

Its understandable, to its core its a great experience but absolutely awful decision to put it out in its states.

[@ericspace121]

Joe is stuck in late 2000s youtube and i love him for it.

[@qjames0077]

Me too

[@sabianrios3747]

the gmod skit gives it away

[@kingmasonry]

He reminds me of Jersey shores for some reason.

[@jaybabe7767]

I unsubbed a while ago considering he does 1 or 2 reviews every 6 months and now it's all lame discussions with uninteresting view points and uninteresting opinions.

[@vansharora5859]

@@jaybabe7767 Oh no... anyway

[@drew_blanco_]

Man this still makes me hysterically laugh dude. You guys seriously make some of the best content out there lol

[@mikeyspicenj]

"You wanna try some DLC?" needs to be a meme.

[@HighLanderPonyYT]

"Zombie game" drug when?

[@sagetheassassin3192]

"It's ok, everyone's doing it"

[@nicbahtin4774]

How much for a Panem DLC ?

[@billcipher147]

The whole Cyberpunk 2077 situation can basically summed up with "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."

[@garrettviewegh677]

At least there’s still the Cyberpunk 2024 board game to play. There’s also many other sci-fi, cyberpunk games that are much better in my opinion. I recommend Ruiner and Ghostrunner. The Ascent looks pretty cool too. It least those games work and are much cheaper.

[@scoutman66]

No, I would be pretty mad now that CDPR not only made a mediocre product but an unplayable product too

[@mr.mysteriousyt6118]

why? the Witcher 3 was garbage, i just am in utter disbelieve after i tried it, its so shit and yet people keep saying stupid shit like "game of the decade" ya sure game of my ass, its so archaic and old, full with bugs and unpolished, JUST. LIKE. CYBERPUNK.

[@conformistbastard9842]

@@mr.mysteriousyt6118 Troll.

[@anthonycarlisle6184]

@mr.MYSTERIOUS,YT, Though you may be trollin', I agree, I never cared for any cdpr product after giving them a try, I called this cyberpunk upset yrs ago, sadly those who enjoy their products felt the brunt of it.

[@ENGRtube]

"You done fucked it up" will NEVER be old.

[@boi9842]

he gave Cyberpunk 2077 PC version a 6/10, same rating as The last of us 2. The last of us 2 is one of the worst games of all time, while Cyberpunk is one of the best games of this year. He only did that because TLOS2 has SJW stuff in there that leftists like angry joe loves and he hates Cyberpunk because Cyberpunk is very anti-sjw. Why do you still support this youtuber ?

[@noammo7455]

@@boi9842 this is the dumbest comment I've ever seen in my life. Last of us 2 wasnt a 10 but it was still a fairly good game. Gameplay was very fun, graphics were great. Only thing that sucked was some of the story.

[@boi9842]

@@noammo7455 do you think Cyberpunk is as bad as TLOS2 ? angry joe is a entitled leftist, just go to his twitter and you'll see all kinds of rants against Trump. And btw Cyberpunk is miles better than TLos2

[@ououkuaipao]

@@boi9842 hey fishman

[@ououkuaipao]

@@boi9842Well story of tlou2 sux balls and 2077 sux at every inch of technical issues. I dont want to play tlou2 bec story sux, I don't want to play 2077 bec I run into bugs and have to reload goddamned every 5 min. So the rating doesn't conflict from each other.

[@adkn]

Right now its 2 June 2022. 1 year and 6 months passed by. Current Patch is 1.52. And still this game has bugs, though not the completely game breaking bugs, they do exits. So far in my 12 hours gameplay, bugs I came across are walking animation bugs, sometimes in cutscenes, person is moving while in animation he is sitting on chair. And other bug is when I open map, after closing, it, whole screen is white glowing for few secs, slowly fading to normal. Right now these are the only ones I came across. Game running on PC, Ryzen 3800X, RTX 3060, 32GB ram.

[@KallenMalefic]

I died in a cut scene. I'm not kidding. I was I was. I literally got flatlined in a cut scene.

[@BoxingDawg]

Wtf 😂😂😂😂

[@Z3t487]

Wtf

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

Whisky Tango Foxtrot

[@tia-marianwagbolu4434]

No way 💀💀

[@Grim_October]

This happened to me once in Mass Effect Andromeda lol

[@B3TZ333]

That intro... I can’t stop laughing... Principal Joe: “what the fuck is this?” 😂

[@yaqinmalul1364]

Viewers : ah shit here go again

[@EventHorizon_Alex]

AngryJoe is the best principal! :)

[@0023Matthew]

love how it's in Malory Archer's office lol

[@ninamccoy9218]

I laugh a lot when other joe has disco balls lol

[@Archimonde45]

Nobody: Alex: "How about some live service then? You don't even have to finish the game, you can release it in any stage you want. It'll make you feel real good."

[@VectorVGaming]

Too much damn cut content, I wanted to experience the Merc quests with Jackie, not go through a 6 month montage in a minute time skip.

[@adrijenie4105]

The logic behind this is most people do not finish witcher 3 story. So they cut content so everyone could finish the cyberpunk 2077 main story. this is why Developer should not follow steam statistic to research a game. Dev should think how it will be received by game reviewer instead, since it will drive more positive review..

[@Azumgi]

@@adrijenie4105 that's BS they didn't had time to finish game so they had to cut content If you think that AAA studio is gonna listen to some tweeter stans then you are wrong

[@tsubrando]

@@adrijenie4105 using Telemetry data as a reason or scapegoat to cut content is becoming more of a norm in game development, it never being received well by fans and always resulted in a dissapointment, The Sims 4 did this when they tried to exclude toddler life stages because they said not many people play with them and they received alot of backlash from many players.

[@ThatTonnatoTenrec]

@@Azumgi The problem with the 'didn't have time' arguement is that they had years, at least 5 they worked on this game, not taking the aparent 8 since annoucment since Witcher 3 was in works. Now yes its clear it needed a year of polish, but its sure more cut than it didn't have time.

[@yarpen26]

With the exception of the graphics and the city design, the game shines only in the story and music department (not even those are actually _that_ breathtaking though, just really good, but that's the kind of quality I'd expect from any AAA publisher), with all the other elements being okay at best and downright twenty years behind at worst. It'd be fine if it were like a 2018 announcement or something but an alleged messiah of gaming? Are you shitting me?

[@maxdragon9986]

The game will be finally polished at the year 2077, just be patient bro.

[@volatilelyle5170]

He doesn't look angry, just disappointed. I felt that

[@WorldWalker128]

Welcome to the Sad Joe Show.....

[@bliglum]

Story of Cyberpunk's life... Though, it could still pull a No Man's Sky...

[@ryanalexander8513]

Got to say I don't get the hate. I haven't quite finished the game, but I'm loving it. It hasn't crashed or frozen on me once. There has been the occasional visual glitch, but nothing major. CD projekt red created another incredible immersive world to explore. Of course I have been playing on PC, and If your not, you have no one but yourself to blame.

[@bloodarmyproductions]

@@ryanalexander8513 Ryan that last sentence is quite fucked up considering not everyone can spends thousands on a computer to play a $60 game nor does that put the consumer at blame. Also the bug WILL progressively get worse the longer you play the game.

[@coimbra5255]

@@ryanalexander8513 joe addressed comments like yours on his last cyberpunk video. He said:”good for you”.

[@woblier]

Thats why i buy games 2 years after relese, when they are "ready"... and at half price with all dlc included...

[@Bloodhoven]

sometimes even at 33, 25 or even 20% of the price

[@woblier]

@@Bloodhoven isn't cp2077 at up to -40% in most places already in Usa?

[@Bloodhoven]

@@woblier not in the legal shops. if we are talking illegal and/or "grey area" shops, than your comment makes even less sense, since i've never seen a game there, that was **only** 50% reduced after 2 years.

[@palasta]

It's still going to be trash no matter at what time and price a stamp of approval is given. If you gonna eat the trash they serve you, you deserve they have fed you. At release or after years of rotting.

[@Bloodhoven]

@@palasta calm down, mate.

[@nolastname]

CDPR should have left the principal's office blury, T posing, glitching and backward to reflect the state of the game.

[@CrazyCracka831]

And flying out of the ceiling into space

[@Rude_Boi]

They should have came in the office in a wheel chair and ran out and kneeled on the ground until they vanished.

[@tsogobauggi8721]

"Welcome to Bug City! The City of Glitches!"

[@yarpen26]

I swear to God, some of these bugs look like they were _deliberately_ programmed this way. What line of code has as its purpose making a car go round in circles I ask?!

[@drawmaster77]

@@yarpen26 poor AI programming... I suspect the car has a "waypoint" set in the center of the circle, but it can't turn sharp enough so it never reaches the waypoint.

[@TheHenebene]

Bought this game on pc at launch. Stopped playing after 50 minutes. Picked it back up 2024 summer and it was very good experience.

[@eggi576]

The words I never wanted to hear: “YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!”

[@CalamityShreds]

Especially to Cd Projekt Red.

[@ZeonEons]

Yep but it's a harsh lesson, no matter the company, once money starts being an issue, the game releases, no matter the state its in. It's ofc terrible that Cdpr had to follow on from Fallout76 being the other.

[@anonymeforliberty4387]

@@ZeonEons Maybe the result of the company being now a public one (owned by shared holders) since 2018? I'm guessing the main reason they didn't push back the release of the game is because if the game released in 2021 instead of 2020, they would have been forced to offer the possibility to refund the game (because the engagement of the preorder is tightened to the game being released in 2020. They would have broken that.), and I believe they had at that point 8 millions of preorders, they didn't want to take that risk and choose the no man sky strategy (which paid off in the end.) to release an unfinished game and ask for forgiveness afterward. Now they have the money (they made already at least 100% of profits), so you could say they did the right call. But they lost their credibility, so...was it worth it? In the short term, yes. But in long term? My answer would be : When companies are public, long term doesn't exist anymore, share holders just want short term revenue, they rip as much revenue as they can and if it smells funny they move their money elsewhere. They don't want a company to take long terme decisions to preserve its longevity at the cost of profits, they prefer to let the company die as long as they get maximum money in the meantime, because they can place their money into a more profitable company at anytime.

[@ZeonEons]

@@anonymeforliberty4387 I think in the long term, this does more harm than good. Short term profits (pre-orders) and on day purchases through physical & digital. Roughly 13-14mill copies sold. Not sure on how many refunds were issued but they did state they lost the Christmas sales market by a wide margin of projected sales.

[@palpablehen65]

@@ZeonEons i mean imo at least the game got the story right, it needs to mainly focus on technical issues. Fallout 76 needed to rebuild an entirely new story , and even with the new fallout 76 singleplayer dlc its still above average

[@eliasshemsu5853]

I really liked what Joe did in the first scene with the cool kids table. It's a brilliant way of showing it.

[@m.poppins4843]

I always found these kind of sketches kinda cringe tbh lol.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo3336]

🐞🛑

[@Lucaz99]

@@m.poppins4843 yeah but this one gets the point across really well

[@Cyberglyph]

Yeah, I always skip the skits and go straight to the review. I kinda wish he would not do the skits and get to the meat of the review. But I get it, trying to up the production value. Its a AJ trademark. Good video anyway.

[@nexiontech935]

CDPR: "we will release it when its ready" Bethesta - first time?

[@DrLynch2009]

I have NEVER seen Bethesda use that frase.

[@randomperson6004]

@@DrLynch2009 it's not a bug it's a feature

[@PCgamer923]

I adopted "I will buy when its ready". If there's outrage like this about a game I want to buy I wait 6 months-2 years till most of the bugs are fixed so I'm not giving money for shitty products and half the time it's on sale for a bunch by then.

[@wafflingmean4477]

It just works.

[@phaolo6]

@nexion tech _You done f**ked up_ reusing those memes

[@samuelcooper9880]

The worst part is that this game had so much potential that is just broken by the games unplayable nature.

[@santi3991]

"There's no second first impressions"

[@kangriad7564]

The exact quote from the “Sword of destiny” book is: “There’s never a second opportunity to make a first impression”.

[@sideswipe1261]

Whiskey disagrees.

[@bryanbruebaker1507]

I guess I lucked out and waiting for if they ever fix this game. Whiskey comment is A1!

[@DomTheBomb]

When Angry Joe says “You done fucked it up” You know you are in for a treat!

[@ClumsyVash]

how he also thinks trump is bad? yay a video game "reviewer" if you can even call him that when he takes money from developers talking about other peoples ethics lol loser

[@surajseepersad7558]

Hi bro, long time don't see but I can still remember you from all the love you had for Telltale Walking Dead

[@jimmyj5703]

@@ClumsyVash Why are you talking about politics in a game review as if someone actually gives a fuck?

[@BigCheeseTV]

haha yeah deifinitely

[@Abel-Alvarez]

@@ClumsyVash foo shut the fuck up about politics, take that shit elsewhere. We're here for the Cyberpunk review,NOTHING ELSE!

[@audreyh2009]

"Godzilla is approaching the generator" "He's a man, not a god." "Sample obtained!" "Place your joycon down on its side." "You wanna buy a car???"

[@rumuelnathanael8043]

Finally we got a new legendary sentence!

[@BUBBA808]

...The generator is losing power🤣

[@_koschwarz]

"Oh no, her mouth is fucked!"

[@jasonjean5333]

*FOUR HOURS!!*

[@jangounchained5279]

YOU WANNA PLAY SOME ZOMBIE GAMES ?!?! 😂

[@maxslender4668]

At least the witcher 3 had recommended levels for each quest but this game gives you nothing. And it's supposed to be an rpg. The only time the boxing matches become easy is when you hit the max level AND pick all of the relevant perks for it, plus the gorilla arms. But the game doesn't tell you this. It's so dumb it gives you the boxing match questline almost right after the prologue when you're inevitably going to be a really low level. And inevitably going to get wrecked.

[@Justathought81]

One thing that i find rather astounding, is the ZERO character customization outside of the CC, like wt-actual-F. Not even getting upgrades or cyber gear changes your appearance.

[@owencother7307]

I think the character creation isn't even that good.

[@CrazyCracka831]

You can't change your haircut outside of the character creator. Witcher 3 had that FFS 🤦🏻

[@SerMattzio]

I was super stoked for the cutscenes when you get your cyberware (which the devs talked about for ages). Then you buy Mantis Blades and it's literally like you ordered a pack of noodles, no animation at all!

[@CrowofYharnam]

@@CrazyCracka831 so because witcher 3 had shit customization means cyberjunk should be the same right...

[@CrowofYharnam]

A very shallow game

[@whitesabbath6581]

2018: Bethesda 2019: BioWare 2020: CD Projekt RED

[@Grudgebearer47]

2021: From software

[@somik-i3x]

They lost their good PR and now we all know that they are just another 3 A studio with shity management.

[@strangergaming3039]

2021: Atari VCS

[@shishirdewdrops224]

@@Grudgebearer47 lmao imagine if Elden Ring released like cyberpunk

[@royalrugby4869]

To me the most hitting part is in the vid when EA, Bethesda, and Activision invite CD Project Red over. Wish every company didn't end up in same boat, but they all seem to once they make it, time to sell out.

[@rafipermana2694]

"They tried to put a band aid on a 50cal. bullet wound"

[@alexsilva28]

Perfect analogy

[@MrHarshverdhan]

In hindsight I loved how Joe did point out good things in there too. Too many reviewers just tried to shit on everything about the game just for the clicks.

[@gyderian9435]

"Coming when it's ready" - Greatest joke of the decade.

[@xiiixiii337]

Nah man, "how the fuck he text so fast" ..."Goro, he has four arms" the MK joke cracked me up

[@indiexanna]

CDPR : "Coming when it's ready" CDPR : *releases Cyberpunk when it's not ready Keanu : "WHY DO YOU COME?" *electric music

[@RyuuJinLee]

I disagree, the greatest joke was ”it just works!"

[@ramonosuke]

Naw, greatest Joke has got to be Biden winning the election legitimately for me

[@emulation2369]

Maybe it was "cuming? “🤔

[@jarrettmccarver3354]

“Fuck man...this one hurt” you could feel the pain in his voice

[@fumothfan9]

We all did

[@Tristen501]

"Wanna try some DLC?" Had me rolling!

[@Kortifex]

Everyone's doing it had me dying because it's facts asf lmao

[@OldSchoolApprentice]

Straight up sounds like a drug 😂

[@TezTheAztec]

Best parody they've done so far!

[@TenTonNuke]

3 years later and I still don't know how to feel about this game. In one playthrough, I was a hacker wiping out entire groups without being seen with OP skills like Contagion. I had a great experience and 100% the game and every side mission. Then I tried to play through it later as a sniper and there were somehow more bugs and the visuals looked like someone smeared Vaseline all over the screen. I had a horrible time.

[@Bedtryme]

“Yo, you want some dlc?” ROFL

[@winstonho0805c]

Speaking as an educator, I wish I could walk up to some kid and say "You done f****ed it up!"

[@sagetheassassin3192]

Dew it

[@XxHizzyxX]

They'll respect you for it.

[@sshaunss]

You probably should instead of this participation trophy bullshit

[@philosophyoblivion5941]

Bruh, i was waiting for this more than the game itself...

[@rumuelnathanael8043]

Me too lol

[@tracykelso550]

Truth soo true

[@jackdubs25]

That’s sad

[@randomcro24]

Same

[@clanwargods]

Same lmao. I am even here earlier then anticipated.

[@WerterPC]

Angry Joe should review this game again, because now Cyberpunk 2077 is pure gold.

[@影沼]

No it isn't

[@Tumz_1]

what makes it 10x funnier is that in the apology the co-founder said they never encountered any of the bugs everyone has experienced

[@deezboyeed6764]

I mean I haven't so its possible

[@MozrowDrops]

@@deezboyeed6764 PC?

[@benjaminwilliams2404]

Wooow what a liar 🤦‍♂️🙏

[@SalusFuturistics]

That's exactly what the People say, who refuse to believe that Corona exists.

[@deezboyeed6764]

@@MozrowDrops yea i7, 16gb ram 1070. Idk maybe I got lucky but I've barely had any glitches besides what you get with every open world game like ocassional texture pop in

[@zuriyel5368]

Now I know how Obi-Wan felt in Revenge of the Sith.

[@ryantheasianguy_]

Too soon :(

[@ritawant1033]

ჯდ

[@Chilling_Charizard]

Let’s hope the sequel will be our Luke.

[@Deathpool_04]

Hopefully it could fucking redeem itself by fixing the damn game. Lol

[@yoshitsune5691]

Omg that’s exactly the best way to sum up how I feel about this game. I must be strong in the force my dude 😂

[@JDRoss716]

“This one hurt.” Exactly how I felt after playing.

[@jdunnatl]

After making a classic like Witcher 3, people would have waited for another two years for this game to be ready. ...not saying we wouldn't be grumbling, though 😅

[@josh77577]

@@jdunnatl cdpr was getting death threats from their last delay lmao

[@flopster8139]

@@josh77577 they didn’t care, or at least the higher ups didn’t. All they cared about was releasing it during the holidays because of pressure from shareholders.

[@crisiumhd8956]

@@flopster8139 Exactly they were pushed by investors. Many of missing features of the game are in files, but they are simply "turned off" probably because they weren't finished on time.

[@jos9072]

I uninstalled the game in the begin. What an embarrassment🤨

[@benjackman4814]

This is still the biggest disappointment in history

[@batman_2004]

Nah, I think releasing GTA V again for PS5 is the biggest disappointment.

[@Lordxzamasu]

I like how joe handled this as if he had fatherly disappointment

[@skreign]

He was excited for this

[@DeeDub02]

I've literally just been watching zamasu videos.

[@ZbricksShow]

“You tried to put a bandaid on a fifty-caliber bullet wound” This quote perfectly sums up the game’s failed release

[@noname-md6pw]

Exactly! CDPR essentially tried to put a bandaid on a .50 cal bullet wound. And that aint gonna do jack shit. Lol

[@zetanta8490]

@@noname-md6pw captain obvious

[@blakec7025]

Really wasn't that bad.

[@NoiDGamer]

sums up America...

[@noname-md6pw]

@@zetanta8490 i was just making it clear.

[@Caydiem]

"March" *LMAO* That's a *very generous* estimate to fix all the bugs this game has, not to mention to re-implement the shitload of missing features and promises they boasted about.

[@EmanGameplay]

@@sirsneakybeaky That's even sadder... :(

[@EmanGameplay]

​@@sirsneakybeaky "Mods will fix it" That is genuinely even sadder than the last statement... :(

[@JoseG117]

@@EmanGameplay Well, honestly with whatever stuff they can come from with this game to at least improve that is gonna be appreciate it, i guess

[@cosmickeyboard9811]

Guys not everyone has a pc, mods can't save this game that's up to the devs to do

[@adamdanielgibson]

They should be done with 2077 by March,7,2027

[@goofysmp]

Would love him to replay the game now and re-review it

[@alexvalin9085]

hes missing out, i think they would give it 9/`0 atleast

[@MikoYotsuya292]

The game has indeed improved, but was fair to give a review just few days after its release

[@ryananderson586]

"Who texts that fast?!" "Goro, he has 4 arms."

[@xemera1d]

I mean, he ain't wrong

[@suatchaglan7446]

“You don’t have to finish the game” “Wah really I don’t have to finish it?” Haha good one joe

[@ivanmonahhov2314]

Finished it ,but somehow I did not encouter many bugs , but it felt raw. AI was derp. There was some rare T-posting NPCs, but otherwise is was fine. Never encoutered the shit shown here.

[@reav3rtm]

Same. Must have come from prerelease version or console.

[@druxusthemage9806]

Same iv pur over 200 hours in already and not 1 game crash and a few bugs nothing game breaking it look like he was playing a potato

[@reav3rtm]

I had three or four crashes in total for over 220h playtime on PC. No game breaking bugs that would not be worked around by loading previous savegame (I got stuck somewhere, some action didn't pop up). Some rare T-poses here and there, textures flickering after many hours of prolonged gameplay (solved by restarting game), I saw some car or npc "jump" unrealistically at times. But make no mistake, it's not like glitches like that happen all the time around you. It's very occasional. That being said I want it fixed and cut contents brought back. The game has potential to be "the new witcher 3" legendary with enough polish since all the ingredients are there.

[@stuartbrigham8832]

“Joe, what are you doing...?” “I’m polishing my...” (Ad Starts) “...BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS!!” I know this wasn’t on purpose, but I nearly lost it here!

[@Desert-hangover]

9:10 triggered my Edgerunners ptsd