This movie feels like you need to know borderlands but punishes you for knowing borderlands.
@baswenmakers6846Ай бұрын
How devilishly perfect. Satan does love his little jokes.
@CHESTNUT246Ай бұрын
its just key jangling
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
@@baswenmakers6846 💯💯 Satan loves to destroy everything, even movies.
@Nathanpeacock98Ай бұрын
Absolutely 💯
@johnatanmachadoytАй бұрын
This is the perfect description.
@MrLolguy93Ай бұрын
You just know it will suck when the director said he wasn't making a Borderlands movie
@thormode9Ай бұрын
Any adaptation done today is going to be woke trash.
@thebreadbringerАй бұрын
Which, as far as I'm aware, is a fucking insufferable franchise to begin with.
@CowboyRobot2000Ай бұрын
Director: "I'm not making a Borderlands movie!" Everyone: "But it's a Borderlands movie." Director: "But I'm not making a Borderlands movie." Everyone: "The title is Borderlands and it's based on Borderlands." Director: "I don't care, cuz I'm not making a Borderlands movie." Everyone: "Please go to hell."
@GeraltofRivia-12Ай бұрын
@@thebreadbringernot really, first two games are absolutely blast especially if you play with someone. Only in the third game they introduced the "modern audience" tropes.
@Captain-ThieviusАй бұрын
Why do they keep hiring these hacks?
@carlosperalta5892Ай бұрын
Who tf saw Jamie Lee Curtis and said "yeah, this is our Patricia Tannis" wtf 😂😂
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
At least they didn't cast her son, right?
@sayLeotardbutsayitChineseАй бұрын
Probably whoever made sure they got that cleavage shot
@majorgear1021Ай бұрын
Someone who looks for dates on Tinder for Seniors, I guess.
@hopegalaxyАй бұрын
She would have worked as Patricia... Had she remained in her 20s.
@X-999Ай бұрын
Freaky Friday did.
@aimlessgamer6187Ай бұрын
The writers read the Wikipedia and wrote the movie in 30 minutes.
@conspiracyspiderАй бұрын
30 minutes? You give them way too much credit
@dea1313Ай бұрын
And somehow it still took over a decade
@shadowjack239Ай бұрын
@@dea1313 The writers had mental constipation. It's a helluva drug.
@TheAntshАй бұрын
It was AI, they just edited it a little
@henrylivingstone2971Ай бұрын
They probably used ChatGPT
@SenorSnrub057Ай бұрын
Its official. Fanfiction authors are better story tellers than multi million dollar writers
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
YEP💯
@tehrulefooАй бұрын
Always have been
@Evan-ru6roАй бұрын
its always been that way
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
@@Evan-ru6ro I believe it
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
They always were. Modern Hollywood make bad fan fiction
@kevo-o-oАй бұрын
Imagine being the dude who played Krieg, hitting the gym every day for hours and looking exactly like your character. Then you get to set and see what kind of movie you are in. I feel bad for that dude.
@emiami458Ай бұрын
I think they probably cast an already buff guy
@Posts_CommentsАй бұрын
I don't, the guy got a ripped body out of it and paid. I only got about 1/5th through the movie before switching it off, but I did like him of what little I saw, so Im just going to assume is character only got better from there! lol
@UnapologeticweebАй бұрын
Hey at least krieg somewhat resembles his character Unlike Tina who never had a family because we'll she is a psycho like all the others who seem the best tactic to defeat people is run straight at them The entire personality of Tina is because she is a child in a horrible situation and end up like the rest of Pandora insane This is not tina
@im-on-a-rolla_gayАй бұрын
@@Posts_Comments you know that ripped body doesn’t last at all right? That actor just suffered immensely for a wasted, unmemorable effort and not much of a payday. Actors do this extremely specific process that takes months which includes purposeful mass dehydration, only to look like that for the shooting days. So like a week. Then it’s gone and you have to recoup your body, another months long process. Dude was ripped for a week in a shitty movie no one is gonna remember he was even in.
@thomaspunt2646Ай бұрын
I still can't get over Kevin Hart as Roland. Did every other black actor in Hollywood get COVID?
@kpaulblume47Ай бұрын
...maybe deliberately.
@vee-bee-aАй бұрын
Reminds me of that Voxis Productions joke, which got Prof. Tosspot sued... Which leads me to a better actor; Idris Elba. But I doubt he'll be able to salvage this pile o' shite.
@picklebulge6478Ай бұрын
Yeah the one serious character in borderland thats all buff and have him played by a 5ft comedian.
@KristyybugАй бұрын
The others don’t really need this. Kevin Hart isn’t an actor. And he is hardly a comedian. He would take anything. I don’t even think he has many fans left.
@deadlyqueen7779Ай бұрын
@@picklebulge6478 like his ass is getting punted like a foot ball
@2st486Ай бұрын
after Roland died decades ago, Lilith became the leader of the resistence, but things went downsouth. she asked tannis to clone Roland, and she did. but she had become so senile at this point, after years of snorting huge lines of eridium, she botched the cloning process, resulting in the opposite of Roland. Roland was a big man. a stoic, brave and charismatic leader: they got kevin hart
@dontshootmex5588Ай бұрын
I'd watch a movie about that
@BrandonScott-mi5pzАй бұрын
EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER BORDERLAND MOVIE DISASTER REVIEW ☠️☠️☠️😈☠️☠️☠️
@dakidura_0Ай бұрын
ROLAND!!!! FROM LIBRARY RUINA??
@jeremyallen5974Ай бұрын
Brave and charismatic? That idiot was as generic as Avery Johnson in Halo
@TheSpidersiderАй бұрын
That sounds like a dogshit sidequest full of quirky random humor they'd have in Borderlands 3.
@GamingGrenade1Ай бұрын
This is why Rockstar refuses to let anyone make a GTA film. Not only would it be completely unnecessary... but they would no doubt mess it up
@greenkidd529Ай бұрын
Thry should let the people who made South Beach Tow make a GTA movie
@tremere3337Ай бұрын
You mean unnecessary?
@GamingGrenade1Ай бұрын
@@tremere3337 That's the one, damn autocorrect
@CommanderquesoTVАй бұрын
Just watch HEAT lol
@AIartificalIntelligeАй бұрын
@@CommanderquesoTVexcellent film
@chucksenhowzen9740Ай бұрын
A PG-13 movie made by Eli Roth, what could go wrong…
@piotrd7355Ай бұрын
Roth has never made a good movie. Regardless of the target audience.
@T-O-Y-S-616Ай бұрын
@@piotrd7355 Depends honestly...gore movies can be really clitche and not so impresive... I did enjoy Green Inferno though, probably because it was filmed in Perú and it gives me a laugh xD
@BuckBeakGamingАй бұрын
@@piotrd7355obviously you haven't seen the movie he made from last year Thanksgiving
@T-O-Y-S-616Ай бұрын
@@Smsmdnhcbcndk They made fun (and ate) a group of assholes that took advantage of the enviorement and needy people just to get drugs xD Yeah, it was a fun watch lol
@piotrd7355Ай бұрын
@@T-O-Y-S-616 In my opinion, it is better to watch exploitation films and slashers from the era. From the 1970s and 1980s.Stephen Thrower's books, for example, are a great guide to these genres. Roth's films are cheap imitations.
@stonecoldproseАй бұрын
Acquire a franchise, hire people who know nothing about it & don't even like it to make the movie, attack the audience when they reject same. Modern movies in a sentence.
@theonejmvАй бұрын
You should add: Fire no one for the series or movie's failure. Repeat the process.
@picklebulge6478Ай бұрын
Sounds like a great business model.
@bassmeo3937Ай бұрын
You forgot hiring people that can't even do their job and barely have any experience in it. Like, you could make this a good movie and not follow the Borderlands story, but they didn't even manage to do that, that's the real sad part.
@Mr_Bones.Ай бұрын
Disney would like to know if you’re available for the job of senior project manager.
@secondchance6603Ай бұрын
It doesn't even fall into the category of, 'It's so bad it's good'.
@chesterbowles7950Ай бұрын
Kevin Hart is Kevin Hart in EVERY movie he is in. Zero depth. Just scream like a girl and complain about everything but his acting range. And he's black.
@ricohernandez9969Ай бұрын
LMAO
@KUarentaKILLA24 күн бұрын
He’s awful
@elperrodelautumo7511Ай бұрын
A fan made film could’ve been more entertaining to watch than Hollywood’s film adaptation of a video game franchise.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Sooooo true
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Same with Disney Star Wars.
@Enigma75614Ай бұрын
@@chasehedges6775The Republic Commando fan film was so good. The action scenes put the Disney Plus shows to shame
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
@@Enigma75614 There’s also a Kenobi Fan film
@honeymustardcheerios1808Ай бұрын
Same with Spider-Man Lotus.
@mannen659Ай бұрын
"Our Expectations Were Low But Holy Fuck" - Abraham Lincoln probably
@maxmazzotti6651Ай бұрын
It’s official, you suck! -SHAO KAHN probably
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
“I wasn’t expecting it to be this awful.” - George Washington, maybe
@CypherIsHereFRАй бұрын
The Act Man in his COD Vanguard review
@CoolGuyMcGruffАй бұрын
"WTF was even that?!" - MLK
@chazzitz-wh4lyАй бұрын
“There is nothing worse than shit media made for fans to insult fans.” - Socrates
@courtneytyree-jones8563Ай бұрын
As soon as I seen Kevin Hart I knew the movie was going to be trash!
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
💯💯
@Legion-p6yАй бұрын
Right. Playing a tough guy is not his talent… playing a simp is exactly his thing though
@blackstar_1069Ай бұрын
Dats a given
@conspiracyspiderАй бұрын
Yep the minute I see certain actors it becomes incredibly apparent the project is going to suck.
@reccatimes2Ай бұрын
I swear they did it just to piss people off.
@saturn580Ай бұрын
What the hell were they thinking casting two boomers to play Lilith and Dr. Tannis? Was the ESG money so good that they wasted two veteran actors on roles that they never had a hope in hell of pulling off?
@maxmazzotti6651Ай бұрын
It’s not woke, it’s just bad.
@kittycat5972Ай бұрын
@@maxmazzotti6651there are dozens of decent actresses that could’ve played those roles for a lot cheaper than the grannies that we’ve got. What other reason may that be besides from filling a quota?
@augustwolf9250Ай бұрын
Yes, ESG bread is real
@twentysecondcenturywomanАй бұрын
@@maxmazzotti6651it’s woke
@saturn580Ай бұрын
@@maxmazzotti6651 Replacing hot, young women with stale, old women is a tenant of woke ideology. It's just another way they undermine masculinity by depriving men of what we naturally find attractive.
@SammEaterАй бұрын
Roland: skinny manlet Lilith: Someone's aunt "They look like just their game models, you bigot" - A shill
@ErgenizАй бұрын
Kevin Hart is skinny? Since when
@SammEaterАй бұрын
@@Ergeniz He is far from being like Roland, friend.
@TheFlyingManАй бұрын
Manlet lol
@fishthing1291Ай бұрын
The fact some of the people who animated claptrap aren't being credited aswell
@Mr_Bones.Ай бұрын
To be fair, would you want your name on this absolute disgrace of a movie? They probably would see getting credit as blackmail 😏
@hunts4209Ай бұрын
> Poor casting > A PG13 rating for a m rated game > Barely any lore added in the movie except basic cliffnotes > Its modern borderlands so its more 3 and new tales than 2 and tales I'm surprised people even paid money for this, It looked like it was dead from the start
@hopegalaxyАй бұрын
I feel so bad for every Borderland fan out there.
@sjfs23126 күн бұрын
@@hopegalaxy it's ok, after Borderlands 3 all hope of any more good stories/writing out of BL went out the window.
@cherry978723 күн бұрын
@@sjfs231 The DLCs for BL3 were pretty good. Can't say for Wonderlands. New Tales is annoyingly bad tho
@sjfs23123 күн бұрын
@@cherry9787 i guess i never did try the dlc for 3, main game turned me away before they came out.
@freazyknightАй бұрын
Actors need to stop using botox. They are literally paid to have emotion.
@Atlas-hu9wkАй бұрын
Actresses*
@freazyknightАй бұрын
@@Atlas-hu9wk I think even actors do it these days XD
@MundaneThingsBackwardsАй бұрын
@@freazyknight Exactly. Even C tier comedians get work done which is absurd.
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2itАй бұрын
the most recent case is with emily morirarty. her facei is so static as if he wore a mask
@mikusoxlongiusАй бұрын
Amandla Stoneface
@Muttonchop2000Ай бұрын
What the hell kind of favor did Cate Blanchett owe to the producers of this to agree to be cast?
@majorgear1021Ай бұрын
They promised her a lifetime supply of botox and Juvederm injections.
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
It was either this or doing her usual under the desk favours for them.
@chazzitz-wh4lyАй бұрын
I nust went through the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition and by jove, what the fuck hapoened?
@aldavedario4818Ай бұрын
Covid madness
@sblinder1978Ай бұрын
What sins did Cate Blanchett commit to deserve being put in this?
@HeavyMetal945Ай бұрын
Skin suit movies are the fucking worst
@SterileNeutrinoАй бұрын
> Unfunny, Unpleasant And Unbearable In that order? Sounds like the UK right now.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
The US as well😂😂
@Hae3roАй бұрын
Thats islam
@smoldoggy1005Ай бұрын
@@Hae3ro and judaism
@leewright1Ай бұрын
Sadly, that is an apt description. See how long and short time it took.😢
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
The consequences of diversity.
@chrimsonphantomАй бұрын
Roland wanted to save Tina from being used by her father to open a vault..........By using Tina to open the vault.
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
They actually turned Tina into a vault key?
@chrimsonphantomАй бұрын
@@coltonwilkie241 Spoilers. Tina was a clone that was supposed to open the vault. Yet it was Lilith all along because she's the Siren. Yet everyone thought that using the vault key to open the vault would kill tina. So yeah they saved her from being the key to open the vault from Atlas, to wanting to use Tina to open the vault for themselves.
@GabrielBooromАй бұрын
"Brilliant! Here's a blank check!" -Every Hollywood Studio
@BasicShapesАй бұрын
I genuinely don't know how shit like this even gets funded. I miss the days when studio execs weren't afraid to try new things, but also knew when to NOT throw hundreds of millions at stupid projects.
@TakinErEasyHereАй бұрын
They can write off the failure. They can make just as much money if the movie flops. Change that, Hollywood would change over night.
@herbderbler1585Ай бұрын
@@TakinErEasyHere It's like the entire entertainment industry is running Uwe Boll's scheme.
@yurikendal4868Ай бұрын
The quick buck and burn as opposed to taking the time and making something good
@151monkaАй бұрын
Most of them are old AF, and probably just think all these crappy adaptions, superheros, etc. are 'hip' and 'in with the kids'.
@IBriefcaseАй бұрын
The second I saw the casting and the lack of male characters (Brick, Mordecai and Salvador springs to mind), I knew I was just going to watch your review instead of bothering to waste my money. I also just knew they would butcher Krieg and Tiny Tina...in fact, all of the characters.
@chrimsonphantomАй бұрын
They Butcher Krieg in this movie. I don't know why they decided to Replace Brick with Krieg in this movie. Brick was already TIna's big brother.
@NateTheGreat368Ай бұрын
I for one am glad I didn't have to witness Shaq as Salvador.
@mosuke5123Ай бұрын
I also dont really get in which "timeline" this should play. Could just be between part 1 and 2, but you dont hear anything about Jack and how he takes over Hyperion?!
@Scagguy4014Ай бұрын
At this point , Kevin harts and jack blacks careers have fizzled out
@jackkennedy3327Ай бұрын
Thank God. Can they PEASE just go away, and leave us in peace?
@Mr_Bones.Ай бұрын
Broo, I thought Jack Black’s career peaked and burned out in Tropic Thunder from like 2008. I keep being surprised to see him in media and not in the streets of LA asking for booze.
@Scagguy401429 күн бұрын
@@Mr_Bones. i thought his peak was kung fu panda myself, but he has been in some disasters as of recent.
@chasehedges677523 күн бұрын
@@Scagguy4014 💯
@BenGray10Ай бұрын
Next up: "Skyrim" ft. Viola Davis as the Dragonborn and Daniel Radcliffe as Ulfric Stormcloak. Oh, and Parthanax and Adluin used to be gay-married and are now fighting due to internalized homophobia.
@greatzezАй бұрын
don't give them ideas
@mikusoxlongiusАй бұрын
Featuring Queen Latiffa...
@thedisturbingartist7224Ай бұрын
featuring Jack Black as Lydia
@jiggycalzone8585Ай бұрын
@@mikusoxlongius you mean Lizzo
@terminalhobbesАй бұрын
"PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER LAME AND GAE!"
@crusadeuswolfАй бұрын
Poor Claptrap. How could they make the most despised and abused robot on pandora, into an annoying, cheap unfunny joke.
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
The original voice of Claptrap exposed the boss of being abusive so the character changed to just being very loud and very unfunny to try to sweep the real life abuse under the rug.
@ruin3rАй бұрын
It's such a miss, all they had to do was get the original voice actor, and let him swear. People would've recognized him and liked it or at least been ok with it, instead they disrespected everyone by having Jack Black do an imitation of it.
@wyslanniknewworldorder9525Ай бұрын
@@ruin3r He's not worthy a *dragon warrior title* anymore.
@isauldron4337Ай бұрын
@@ruin3rthe og voice actor left because Randy pitchford was an ass
@Enigma75614Ай бұрын
How does Ariana Greenblatt keep getting big roles? She can’t act.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
I think she can act. The scripts she’s given give her nothing to to work with tho. She was good in Infinity War as Young Gamora
@mygodisyahweh8634Ай бұрын
Family, Friends.. Blood lines. It's who you know, not if you can act or not.. plenty of crap actors still IN big movies.
@conspiracyspiderАй бұрын
@@chasehedges6775 no she can't act and if she can please give me a movie where she can actually act
@mygodisyahweh8634Ай бұрын
@@chasehedges6775 Bs. SHE Accepted the Scripts, She knew what to expect. She didn't just walk onto a movie set Not knowing what the hell was going on.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
@@mygodisyahweh8634 Good point
@tacitmamaАй бұрын
I don't care what they tell you in school, but my grandma said that Borderlands games was about strong and independent grandmas
@MysikrysaАй бұрын
😆
@ParkerCS2Ай бұрын
Warner Bros’ Minecraft movie is f*cked!
@majorgear1021Ай бұрын
It will be titled “Boxed Winecraft” for the wine moms.
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
Isn't Jack Black playing Steve in that? No hopes of that being good if that's true. I seriously hope he's fired from being Bowser in the next Mario movie.
@ParkerCS2Ай бұрын
@@coltonwilkie241 they need to get better actors for bowser donkey Kong and cranky Kong.
@HeetofRavangeАй бұрын
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you say that? You’re just being a pretentious douchebag.
@I_Dont_Believe_In_SaladАй бұрын
@@coltonwilkie241That's justan insult to Steve. Steve is not Fat
@Andriej69Ай бұрын
I mean, if a fucking poster itself is already unbearable, how could the film be any better?
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Dang
@Andriej69Ай бұрын
@@chasehedges6775 Indeed
@trith72Ай бұрын
Terrible casting, actors 30 years too old for their roles, Jack Black who is currently a political death pill right now due to his open calls for violence against people who refuse to think like he wants them to, Kevin Hart who hasn't been funny in 15 years and recycles the same old material every day, no script, and no understanding what the actual base material is about. This was DOA when pen went to paper with the scriptwriters and casting agents years ago.
@malcolmharris3916Ай бұрын
Yes, and sad to see an actress the calibre of Cate Blanchett in it...another one trying to stay relevant.
@zerohero6602Ай бұрын
100% What an absolute waste of an opportunity.
@Jezza_OneАй бұрын
It was Kyle Gass who said the stuff about Trump.
@floydhopkins7901Ай бұрын
Knowing Eli roth I'm sure that the original concept included tons of blood, gore, and swearing, but he studio nerfed it down to pg13 and potential this movie had was lost.
@jackkennedy3327Ай бұрын
@@floydhopkins7901you're absolutely right. BL is very dark, and BLOODY. The humor is almost all gallows humor.
@fauxbotАй бұрын
hearing the og claptrap voice again in this video broke my heart i miss him
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
The OG Claptrap voice gives me GIR vibes from Invader Zim if GIR went through puberty
@TheMightyAerodrakon25 күн бұрын
@@JonathanGaeta I really do not like how right you are
@JonasGrumby-OOАй бұрын
lol. Casting for the plastic surgery Olympics, Botox division. Who thought this was a good idea?
@samvimes9510Ай бұрын
Strong, independent women used to be characters like Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley, Captain Janeway, Dana Scully, Princess Leia, and of course, the legendary Éowyn. Now we either get mary sues with the personality of a wet paper towel, or we get bullies who are mean to everyone around them.
@GarethAlan81Ай бұрын
It's worth cinema being so shite these days just for these Reaper videos.
@yurikendal4868Ай бұрын
Can we have good media where reaper can praise something?
@GarethAlan81Ай бұрын
@@yurikendal4868 That would be weird 😆
@basedsketch413326 күн бұрын
It made me happy to hear you say "she finds out she's not important"
@IBradFrazerАй бұрын
I always believed Borderlands would make a PERFECT anime. Not everything has to be live-action.
@KenMasters.Ай бұрын
Actually that makes much more sense. Double Dragon would also make the best animes, mangas and OVAs. But instead we got an off-brand comic book, a cheesy animated series by DIC, and a crappy live-action movie.
@raven75257Ай бұрын
"So, we've obtained the rights to this beloved videogame IP. But instead of being faithful to the source material let's just read the premise on the wiki and instead do something completely unrelated to the franchise, mangling the lore as much as possible in the process" - every videogame adaptation director ever... It's almost like there is some pattern that dictates why those adaptations fail every time? If only there was a way to know what it is... Nah, let's just blame the audience instead
@AorER1613Ай бұрын
Except with the Fallout show it seems, useful idiots came out in droves to clap like coked up mindless seals for that one AND run defense for it online
@maxmazzotti6651Ай бұрын
The 90s were the start for bad video game movies tho
@nexusvideoАй бұрын
Cate Blanchett looked amazing as Hela in the recent Thor films. She is absolutely creepy as Lilith in this Borderlands movie.
@majorgear1021Ай бұрын
Botox, filters, and cgi can do wonders.
@YellowJeepАй бұрын
It's difficult to imagine the circumstances that would compel me to watch this movie.
@herbderbler1585Ай бұрын
Not even for a hatewatch.
@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6msАй бұрын
Sex out by the fountain?
@kylekomicbro1836Ай бұрын
Your on vacation and there is literally nothing better to watch
@YellowJeepАй бұрын
@@kylekomicbro1836 Possibly, although I was thinking that I would be on an airplane and that was the movie, which was the only time I've ever seen a Jim Carrey film.
@Hepheat75Ай бұрын
Just who was this movie made for? It fails at being an adaptation and it fails at being a movie. If you're a fan of the games, you will not like this - and if you're a fan of movies in general, YOU WILL STILL NOT LIKE THIS! Poorly written, poorly shot, atrocious acting, unfunny humor, cringe dialogue scenes that go on for way too long, and hideous CGI. 0/10
@woolgum28 күн бұрын
Looks like old people doing cosplay.
@silverscorpio24Ай бұрын
And this is why I have no hope for the live-action Minecraft movie.
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
And they better not think about making a TF2 live action movie after witnessing what they did to Borderlands.
@yurikendal4868Ай бұрын
Thats not adaptable
@silverscorpio24Ай бұрын
@@yurikendal4868 You know they're gonna try.
@SgtHawk45Ай бұрын
Oh gosh now I'm just hoping it's AT LEAST mediocre. Minecraft holds immense value to me for being my childhood game. If they make that game into an abomination, I'm gonna be disappointed. Won't ruin my perception because I find my own fanfic ideas of MC to be more, lore filled and fun. But, well, I can't see how to adapt a sandbox game into some linear story. But from what I've heard from the leaks... it isn't looking good. I really hope they don't ruin the Minecraft movie, for the love of Notch they better not butcher his creation.
@silverscorpio24Ай бұрын
@@SgtHawk45 Microsoft and Mojang have already practically scrubbed Notch from their history. They'll gang rape his creation and our love for nothing but consoomer cash.
@Beef3DАй бұрын
speaking of this, I've never seen a game franchise based movie being shilled this hard on advertisement billboards along the road, and NONE of it would even tell you it was borderlands from a glance if it wasn't for the big bold "BORDERLANDS" title on the cover
@L.D.Intheditch26 күн бұрын
I won't watch it especially with Jack Black in it. Dude Blacklisted himself.
@sirosisofliverrАй бұрын
It's a shame, you know. These older actors like Blanchett and Curtis can act, but aren't up for the physicality and the script doesn't give them a chance to act. So what's the point of having older actors who can act when the script won't let them?
@GigglingStonersАй бұрын
Fighting ageism or something
@MysikrysaАй бұрын
They also look ridiculous in those costumes which would be barely tolerable on edgy teens.
@T1S_Mixes29 күн бұрын
It literally comes down to the brain-dead asshats behind the movie having zero faith in people actually being interested in the trash they've produced, so they attach some big name actors to it because they're dumb enough to think that'll actually generate some sort of interest.
@herbderbler1585Ай бұрын
I didn't even know they were making a Borderlands movie. I take this as a sign that I have successfully distanced myself from mainstream media's poisonous influence. If it was any good according to people whose opinions I actually respect, I would have heard about it.
@OGYouTubeEnjoyerАй бұрын
Same I didn't even know until Thursday
@SoulStrikesАй бұрын
Serious voice for claptrap,no swearing. (Seriously he got his character so freakin messed up) Straight up grannies for Lilith and Tannis Kevin as fking Roland,one of the most serious dudes in the serie Like come on man how could you ruin my favorite video game serie this fking hard... You take any of the games and just take the story (well... maybe not 3? Unless you can fix the twins,would be really hard lol) and it would be 5000 time better jesus man.Why the feel to NEEd to do somethin new and fuse BL1 and 2 chars into a new story and add mothers and weird sub plot bs,just take one of the game dude... Mainly 2's I hope this doesn't affect the games by linking them to this slop.
@coltonwilkie241Ай бұрын
I'm kinda happy that they cut a lot of fan favourite characters from the movie like Brick and Mordecai because they would've been ruined as well.
@scottishcelts2040Ай бұрын
Jack Black playing jack black again ffs.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Playing yourself in movies is TIGHT!
@GabrielBooromАй бұрын
It's literally ALL HE EVER DOES. Remember King Kong? He was SUPPOSED TO BE Carl Denham. Yeah, I know. He really disappeared into that role, didn't he?🫣
@SparticulousАй бұрын
Why cant they offer like young actors a job? Why these old actors passed their prime
@BrickfilmPicturesАй бұрын
whoever thought cate blanchett looked good in that wig needs to be fired
@inr975129 күн бұрын
Nah, he cooked ;)
@Grenn94Ай бұрын
Ill never understand Hollywood's obsession with making film/television adaptations from all different kinds of media that are written/directed by people who don't care about/actively hate the source material. The Witcher, Halo, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Cowboy Bebop, Velma, She-Hulk, Picard, Dr. Who, Rings of Power, and the list goes on and on of productions where the people making it actively ignore or flat out try to go against what people liked about the thing their trying to adapt. We live in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog is an extremely popular and profitable film franchise now because the people behind it cared about it enough to enjoy what they were making. Yet despite that, they seem contempt with crapping out these Uwe Boll level productions for millions of dollars and are always surprised and or angry at fans when they flop.
@SplobkingofsplobАй бұрын
Late reply but as a Monhun fan I still periodically explode on rants about the absolute disaster of a movie Paul W.S. Anderson made about it. Literally all they had to do was make a Walking With Dinosaurs clone showing off the monster ecology for like an hour thirty and everyone would've been happy, or they could've just done the standard-issue "Go kill a bunch of bosses until you reach the big bad flagship boss and then kill that, oh no it turns out there was actually a SUPER big bad boss hidden behind the flagship boss now go kill that too" plot structure all the games follow. Instead we get a weird reverse isekai mishmash that just takes random MH creatures and tosses them into a generic action movie. Blech.
@Grenn94Ай бұрын
@Splobkingofsplob I've only ever played MH:W myself, and even I was questioning why they needed to do the isakai thing. You'd think the concept of "Fantasy world, Monsters exist in it, People hunt them with cool fantasy weapons, Big monster appears, hunters go kill it with cool fantasy weapons" would have been enough to carry a 90 min film. But no, it was like its some crazy concept that wouldn't translate properly to film, so they had to change everything about it to appeal to mass audiences. So instead of MH fans liking it and general audiences feeling ok about it, nobody likes it, and now they'll probably not try it again for a long time, if ever.
@ryanshippen859Ай бұрын
There's a phrase that defines this trash perfectly. "Tell us you've never played the games, without actually telling us." These people saw tiny tidbits of the games, then took those and decided to make a film off of what little information they had. And what we're left with is nothing more, but a poor attempt of a film based off a great video game series.
@warsharkproductions6550Ай бұрын
6:58 Reaper's got fine taste😎
@CowboyCaleb64Ай бұрын
lol, but actually the costume looks so much more like the game rather than the movie
@TreblaineАй бұрын
Never liked Eli Roth as a director, all he ever had going for him was his willingness to push the R-rating to the very limit but his movies were otherwise just exploitation trash. And this movie is a PG-13 in a time when the rating is so limited.
@herbderbler1585Ай бұрын
Cool to hear someone else describing projects like this as a skinsuit. That's how I described the Halo series, and I'm sure I wasn't the only one to use that word. It's obviously the go-to method for the woke locusts who crawl into an IP, extract whatever value they can, then move on to the next while the leftover husk rots behind them. They see fanbases as nothing but tools for them to use in order to legitimize a project that they know wouldn't get anywhere near the same level of attention otherwise. Thankfully people are wising up to this tactic.
@maxmazzotti6651Ай бұрын
The only good Halo live action film is 2012’s Forward Unto Dawn.
@LRich-hg3hu25 күн бұрын
It's irrelevant to ask a girlboss why she wants money. It's like asking a Feminist why they want women to have that high-status, corporate CEO job. The answer is: *Because my script says so.*
@JonnyAugzАй бұрын
Borderlands would work way better if it was animated instead of live action.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
💯💯
@MamaMOBАй бұрын
I actually looked up Lilith's age. She's 22. Not her late twenties her early twenties. Cate blanchett is literally 33 years older than the character she is playing. Amy Lee Curtis is also 30 years older than the character she plays. The characters she plays is supposed to be somewhere in her thirties she's 65. Also tiny Tina's supposed to have blue eyes. Hard to find a Hispanic actress with blue eyes huh? Not that Tina is supposed to be Hispanic but we can't have young white actresses playing young white characters now can we? (Yes I've heard Tina is the best part of the movie but she does not suit the character.)
@maxkresnin908324 күн бұрын
Lilith's profile for the first game states she's 27, which makes sense as in older game materials she is referred to as a scientist. But yes, casting is inconceivable and unfuckingbelievable.
@Collie-King27 күн бұрын
Let’s be honest, we all could have called this one.
@LucasBR702Ай бұрын
At this point i genuinely believe hollywood is doing these bad and insulting adaptations on purpose
@liamphibiaАй бұрын
I'm grateful Pikachu, Sonic, and Mario avoided the video game movie curse.
@simonejuanita7396Ай бұрын
@liamphibia In the Mario Bros movie, the princess saves herself. That is not the case in the video game. It's the same toxic feminism agenda where men can never save us (nor defeat us in battle or lead us).
@maxmazzotti6651Ай бұрын
And Mortal Kombat 66% percent of the time, 1995 and 2021 films to be exact
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Prince Of Persia The Sands Of Time was decent
@simonejuanita7396Ай бұрын
@liamphibia Why was my comment deleted stating Mario Bros checked the toxic feminism box where the princess saved herself, unlike the video games, because no man is allowed to save us women?
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
Sonic was almost close. If they didn’t make the decision to redesign him then there would’ve be one movie and the entire Sonic Movie franchise doesn’t exist. But they did redesign him and now I’m really looking forward to the third movie coming out this year as that’s the only movie I’m hyped for.
@darkwowplayerАй бұрын
Reaper sacrifices his sanity to watch this trash just to entertain us with his reviews, we thank you for your sacrifice
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
At least it protects my wallet from being buttf*cked from bad media.
@UncensoredScionАй бұрын
well...c'mon Reaper...have you listened to how women talk and act when they think they have no consequences? It's pretty much wankerfest 98 with them.
@AlexRye-sv6noАй бұрын
So women always?
@AlexRye-sv6noАй бұрын
Marvel and it's writers have been a disaster for the art of screenplay
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
Now they’re invading other films. Well didn’t some writers get laid off when Disney and Marvel started to make cuts?
@ouchiegiverjrАй бұрын
My God Kevin hart is smaller then Kate! 😂 noooooo my dude Roland is a stoic soldier of fortune, not some small Manlet who can’t even reach the monkey bars at a park 🤣
@dmwfourthАй бұрын
I've never played Borderlands but after seeing this video, I felt secondhand embarrassment. Great work, Reaper! 👍
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
I haven’t either. But I rather watch the cutscenes of Borderlands and there you go that’s the movie instead of this Hollywood production piece of junk.
@dmwfourthАй бұрын
@@JonathanGaeta Hollywood culture was always a cesspool but in the past, they at least churned out decent films.
@Megalania1Ай бұрын
@@dmwfourthif you ever want to play them the games I would say only are borderlands 1-2 the pre-sequel and maybe the tell tale game tales of the borderlands not the terrible one that recently came out made by gear box avoid borderlands 3 its miserable since the original writers left the studio.
@dmwfourthАй бұрын
@@Megalania1 Thanks for the info but I've put away my controller for good. 😀
@gowanlore2434Ай бұрын
I never even realised a borderlands movie was coming out.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Same.
@hellpyro2385Ай бұрын
me too, imagine waiting for this shit.
@Martin_TheCollectorАй бұрын
Eli Roth has always been mediocre. Plus his acting is atrocious. He was okayish in Inglorious Basterds, but any other actor would've done BETTER. Jack Black and Kevin Hart suck majorly as well. I avoid their stuff as often as possible.
@MajorSmurfАй бұрын
How to make a Borderlands film successful. - Good writing combined with that BL2 humour - Cheap - Animated - Live action can sit this one out - Made about ten years ago - Use your only good villain - Handsome Jack Out of these points... they hit zero but I would expect no less from our best western "creatives".
@Enigma75614Ай бұрын
I don’t understand why Hollywood has such a hard time making good video game movies. A lot of these movies write themselves. I’m dreading the Zelda movie. I just know it’s going to be mediocre at best, which is a shame because it could be as great as peak Game of Thrones if done well.
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
Sooooo true. Hollywood just can’t do it right
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
The only legit good/decent video game film they made was Prince Of Persia The Sands of Time(2010) and that was 14 years ago and that was from Disney back when they were good. SMH
@jbgtly4930Ай бұрын
The movie will be about Zelda being a Girl Boss. Link will just be there to do whatever Zelda tells him too, and to constantly say "Yes My Queen!!". On bended knee of course. Wouldn't be surprised if its the only reason the new Zelda game is being made with Zelda as the protagonist. Just so the wokies can say "we were just following the game". Just wait.
@nimbusflamel8844Ай бұрын
It's the payout. you'd be surprised what 100,000 gets you
@yurikendal4868Ай бұрын
@@chasehedges6775they wont do it right
@BrickFighter13Ай бұрын
You know it was gonna suck with Kevin Hart was casted as Roland (who I hear is like built!) and Cate Blanchett as Lilith
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
If they even decide to make a live action TF2 movie (although I hope not) they better not think of casting Kevin Hart as Demoman with a crappy Scottish accent.
@yurikendal4868Ай бұрын
Cate blanchet doesnt fit
@jonslade17Ай бұрын
It feels like this movie was made 5 years ago based on all the tropes in it
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@chasehedges6775Ай бұрын
More 30 years from 1994
@JonathanGaetaАй бұрын
This looks like it came out the same year when the live action Mario Movie got released.
@owen1079Ай бұрын
It actually was made about 4 years ago! It's been stuck in post production since early COVID
@jonslade17Ай бұрын
@@owen1079 Feels like it
@foruwantto362114 күн бұрын
It's sad to see a middle class working stiff like Cate Blanchett struggling. The middle class needs all the help it can get.
@Eugene_BlackАй бұрын
2:11 I could've sworn in the first game her motivation was to find out more about her power or am I confusing her with Maya
@JohnDoe11VIIАй бұрын
In the first game there is barely any audio outside of written text between missions, there might be some text I don't remember on character selection for Lilith. You might be thinking about Borderlands 2 with Maya and audio logs littered around the research labs about her being raised by a cult. In the games the motivation has always been for players to find the Vault and the riches inside. Player stories have always been shallow in this series unless they become an NPC in the sequel game.
@westerling8436Ай бұрын
I think you mean Zonk Bloid
@no-bark4112Ай бұрын
nope. as was already said, you may be mistaking her for Maya from 2. Or, if you are actually thinking of Lilith, you're still thinking of info that wasn't written until the later games. In 1, all the playable characters, including Lilith, were very shallow, basically all their lore was just the synopsis given at character select, and all of their motivations were basically "find vault > get rich".
@IBriefcase29 күн бұрын
Yeah, that was Maya.
@Cnupoc20 күн бұрын
Unfunny, Unpleasant, Unbearable, just like the games. Who would've thought 😂😂😂
@JetBlack202428 күн бұрын
This movie is basically what you get when a Skag has diarrhea
@arya8165Ай бұрын
The Borderlands movie is the 2024 equivalent of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie
@aaronbarroso49427 күн бұрын
Honestly, the fact that this exists makes me appreciate how the last of us and fallout show adaptations were treated with such respect and value
@redline191627 күн бұрын
It's made by a particular set of people who have a particular set of goals. You know who.
@JustaGuy_GamingАй бұрын
I gotta be honest I had no hope for this once the cast list was released. None of them look or act like the characters they are supposed to portray at all. This basically feels like a generic Sci Fi movie with a thin layer of Borderlands paint slapped on top.
@JaesonFinnАй бұрын
roth is better suited as a producer. Don't even get me started on his appalling contributions to acting.
@synexthebarbarian800629 күн бұрын
What's up with these producers. Cast young hotter women. The whole cast should have been young actors
@samr8603Ай бұрын
Middle-aged Narcissist's! Shocked!
@dolanpls333017 күн бұрын
Draggong Jack, Bobby, and Kevin into this crock of shit was a huge mistake. At least they got the bag ig.
@T-O-Y-S-616Ай бұрын
The fun thing is...outside North America, i doubt Borderlands is interesting for other countries...
@alyssarichardson2544Ай бұрын
Australian, I love Borderlands (the games, well mostly bl2 but bl3 had great gameplay just a shit story) we're also a western country though. it's popular in Europe too.
@darianstarfrogАй бұрын
No, was big in New Zealand too
@ST-mn6nwАй бұрын
They always get the casting wrong in these video game movies, just like uncharted one too, Hollywood just hasnt got a clue
@depresseywolf3860Ай бұрын
Tanis when Tina has to die for the greater good: 😀 Tanis when Lilith has to die for the greater good: 😮
@GabrielBooromАй бұрын
The audience trying not to feel like they're being tortured, Clockwork Orange style: 🫣
@Wreck1990Ай бұрын
The one time the black guy and white girl are supposed to hook up they drop the ball. 😂
@DukeofJukes29323 күн бұрын
The original creators need to be the ones to make the movie adaptations. Can you imagine seeing a full length film made by Bethesda or Blizzard in their own animated style
@MKB07Ай бұрын
GIrl bosses simply don't sell and the only people that like them are the 1% that don't even go to the movies but are very vocal on social media
@welshcrusade9837Ай бұрын
I was wondering who Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Hart were supposed to be playing. But Holy fuck, Tannis and Roland?! That has to be the worst casting in history. Then again I only recognised Lilith because they slapped the hair thing on Cate Blanchett's head.
@VincoCiao202328 күн бұрын
Why didnt they make Handsome Jack the villain and why do we have the most random of characters from different games working together
@TheAYM91Ай бұрын
Eli Roth is just not good enough. What waste of a decent cast, especially Cate Blanchett.
@CarParts0838216 күн бұрын
It was done cheap and dirty. No Brick & no Mordecai made me ignore it totally.
@cherryjanpong1531Ай бұрын
Who would have thought
@Dubbadizzo86Ай бұрын
What annoys me most is Hollywood will see this flop and rather than realize it's poor reception is due to it being shit, they will conclude that "looks like people don't like movie adaptations of video games". Yes, we do. You just have to be respectful to the source material, make better casting choices, and deliver a compelling well written story. There's so much lore already built up in the Borderlands franchise that anyone with an ounce of respect for the source material should have come up with a great first live adaptation. But they Jumanji'd it instead. Fuck Hollywood man.
@OGYouTubeEnjoyerАй бұрын
Bro video games translate very poorly into movies. Rarely is a movie based on a video game any good.
@jarate8076Ай бұрын
@@OGKZbinEnjoyer and WHY do video games translate very poorly into movies?
@OGYouTubeEnjoyerАй бұрын
@@jarate8076 Oh please tell me great quadruple chinned neckbeard.