The Acolyte Is Unwatchable

[@CrimsonUltrafox]

South Park was 100% accurate about Kathleen Kennedy.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Put a chick in it, and make her gay. AND I WANT HER LAME!

[@dermagnus8482]

No, it was far too soft to this creature.

[@who-ny5oe]

What a surprise.

[@tallaladil8206]

@@dermagnus8482 For real

[@jeremyallen5974]

No, they weren't The episode acted like the last ten YEARS of poo and failure was the fault of a single, loud, obnoxious person and NOT Hollyweird tripping over themselves to appeal to morons who only care about superficial bullshit like skin color and 'duhvercity'

[@adrenjones9301]

Imagine fighting a Jedi Master with two butter knifes and winning.

[@erikdayne5429]

In a universe where they’ve established that you can survive getting stabbed through your internal organs by a lightsaber

[@ProjectRedfoot]

⚔️

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

And then to try and kill the barkeep the first time only to try again and decide “nah, it’s got a kid” as if that makes you a good person or “morally grey”. No, it’s just stupid.

[@elcambiollego]

Waiting for the legendary tiny nets to show up as 100% capture rate for Jedi´s

[@AgentSmith1991]

Imagine a jedi who has achieved the rank of Master not being able to do something as simple as deflect 2 thrown knives with the Force simultaneously. Imagine, if you will, another jedi who trained his whole life to achieve the rank of Master who just off'd himself because he, apparently, was unable to let go of his emotions over whatever dumb thing happened in the past. This show is stupid. It does not understand anything about star wars. Star Wars officially died to me after the last episode of Kenobi. I don't care how many times Disney tries, I have no interest in Star Wars as a brand anymore.

[@capnhands]

Disney hires activists, not writers.

[@JonathanGaeta]

You can say the same for all of Hollywood

[@IntroducingMrLucci]

Activists is now just another word for racists and ideological Marxists.

[@nicholasdelaney1407]

Disney doesn't care about stories, they just care about pleasing their "Activist audience" and getting tons of cash...

[@Dripularstein]

Not just them but all of Hollywood

[@leecroft7311]

And the video game industry.

[@michaelreich4827]

If Headland was a man, she'd be rotting in jail for what she did as Harvey's accomplice.

[@bondson0094]

not so sure she is not one but I get your point.

[@flipneleanor7370]

Um have you seen Headland's broad skull? Google male and female skulls.

[@chrisitalia1]

She’s got a bigger dick than me,I’m sure my Mrs would agree with me on that.Bitch.

[@adinocc2042]

@@flipneleanor7370 I think she's related to Schreck, and had her green skin lightened up via chemical peels, or some thing.

[@Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd]

​@@adinocc2042 Please don't disrespect Shrek like that.

[@lorenzomabalos9851]

Disney must have extra cash to burn knowing that Blackrock will always bail them out for that sweet ESG score.

[@SterileNeutrino]

Frankly I think it's a way to train us to believe the otherworldly takes ond reality and made-up plotlines the MSM puts out on a daily basis.

[@quigley6643]

Bingo!

[@fuhqsideways]

They know what they're doing. It's not an accident

[@svens3722]

exactly and this is just the beginning.

[@davidcook680]

Cash eventually runs out.

[@beltfed]

She must have A LOT of dirt on A LOT of people. Why else would she go from some bullshit personal assistant to a writer/showrunner of a 180mil show?

[@danielc9595]

Exactly. They said here. Take this show. Keep your mouth shut

[@zzodysseuszz]

Gamergate all over again. Sleeping with game journalist to ensure good ratings.

[@dasuberpanda]

@@zzodysseuszz yeah it is crazy how many parallels there are between game and movie industry.

[@c.s3369]

Nope she's just in the club.

[@adam-11herbs]

​@@dasuberpandathe entertainment industry

[@SolurVoludun]

In loving memory of Star Wars 1977-2012

[@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong]

We should remember it as a good friend when it brought smiles on our faces, not this... soulless zombie revived by evil means of necromancy or something.

[@s3.14dervision]

Every single time I hear OSHA's name, I start looking for a guy in a hardhat with a clipboard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS]

also the wildlings name in Game of Thrones (same actor that made a cameo in Mando S1)

[@soothsayer1964]

Can't wait for season two where they introduce her cousin, Nambla.

[@DoomBowser64]

C U N T W A R S

[@CHO-ng7xi]

Can't believe the YT censors haven't hidden that. Bravo. 🤣

[@johnhoran9840]

@@CHO-ng7xi Must be the way he used spacing.

[@cyberneticshadow5572]

Well done!

[@vinylated]

I'd image disney plus subscriptions would sky rocket overnight with such a title! Lol.

[@TrueLunacy]

Yuck

[@LateralTwitlerLT]

"Why are everyone so stupid?" Because the characters can only be as smart as the person writing the story. So this is what viewers get.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Gay and stupid. Great.

[@91morientes]

Well, most of people enjoying that show aren't that smart tmo🤷

[@liamphibia]

Lesley's intelligence is nothing on par with George Lucas or Tony Gilroy. (The creator of Rogue One and Andor.)

[@91morientes]

@@liamphibia amen bro !

[@the_absurd_hero]

"Close your eyes" I know where Leslye Headland got that line

[@ScottishBasset]

Damn… lmao

[@Zac_Frost]

"Close your eyes... what do you see?" "Nothing, Mr Weinstein." "That's right."

[@imam.pramono]

I have a feeling even harvey wont touch her

[@radrobd123]

@@imam.pramono I have a feeling Leslye got a lot of Harvey's sloppy seconds

[@spoodermens]

"you can't kill a Jedi with a weapon" Clone trooper from 501st "yea I gunned down like 10 or 20 Jedi with this blaster."

[@Plasmon19]

I thought the assassin would have used some HK 47 style strategies to kill jedi in the second "fight" but I was disappointed. Blowing up the building would have worked, filling the place with corrosive gas would have worked, using sonic screamers would have worked. At least it would have made sense. Also the whole jedi killing mind training to mask intention and presence worked so well in KOTOR 2 lore because as was mentioned, Jedi are keen to sense force users and murderous intent.

[@007JP]

It was instructions not a statement. You guys are so dense it’s sad

[@spoodermens]

@@007JP so if I am so dense what is the difference between giving instructions and making statements? Instructions are statements directed towards someone or are direct orders. Please don't go swimming as the density of your head would cause you to sink faster than a lead brick

[@007JP]

@@spoodermens so why’d you make a joke out of it knowing the way it was intended and the way it was meant to be said? Makes no sense bud

[@007JP]

@@spoodermens instructions are orders statements are made during speech nice try d**k head

[@AshCosgrove]

Them: "If you don't like this show, then you're not a real Star Wars fan." Also them: "Remember that time when Anakin blew up the Death Star!?"

[@TheInvisibleMan229]

It's a farce.

[@ragtowne]

If you don’t vote for me you’re not black!

[@rezaruki3912]

"May the fart be with you KK."

[@ahmadzubirzahid8827]

Anakin did not blow up the Death Star. It was Jar Jar Binks with the help of Indiana Jones and Short Round

[@Anonymous-iw4hx]

@@rezaruki3912 seriously, when that green bitch said "may the force be with you" i laughed......it was so bad and forced

[@JimUK]

The Holiday Special isn't looking so bad now.

[@chicubfannin]

Very good. Great line!

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER ☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥 THE ACOLYTE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE REVIEW 👎👎👎👎👎 HAND DOWN 👇

[@EbenezerEibenhardt]

Yeah, look on the bright side. Some day, some poor schlub in a red jumpsuit will be stranded in a dog bone shaped satellite with a couple of droids and forced to treat all these third generation "star wars" products with all the dignity they really deserve.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

At least everyone involved we can believably were high. This? We know for a fact they were sober and 100% backed it sober.

[@ketchupcommander]

An elegant star wars show from a more civilized age.

[@warlordapb1430]

Fun Fact: The actor who killed himself with poison killed himself in Game of thrones as well 😂😂

[@ScottishBasset]

Poor guy has been typecast 😢 lol

[@donaldodiaz4012]

He said nah ✌️

[@spirz4557]

Which character did he play ?

[@itrorev]

​@@spirz4557 He played Tommen, the son of Cersei who jumped out of the tower window.

[@spirz4557]

@@itrorev That's Dean Charles Chapman ? He's completely unrecognizable !

[@user-ps8ym1sq4y]

Jedi Master: "Close your eyes." Tony Soprano: "What are you fuckin stupid?"

[@ParkerCS2]

We need to continue our boycott spree! Indefinitely!

[@josephsalmonte4995]

I said that years ago when media became anti-male. I refuse to pay people to insult me & I'm disgusted in those that do.

[@michaeldavid6832]

Boycott? That's for things you'd otherwise still desire to purchase. Who's left to care about Star Was? Seriously, it's not a boycott to refuse to buy something you don't like, it's abandonment. You aren't boycotting a product that sucks out of the box, you're just abandoning it.

[@ParkerCS2]

@@josephsalmonte4995 exactly! They don’t want us nor our money?! Fine. They can continue rotting because I’m not investing in crap.

[@ParkerCS2]

@@michaeldavid6832 yeah because they ruined something that meant something to me.

[@PhattyBolger]

bro, it's not even a boycott. no one gives a shit.

[@RyanTheDark]

When you look at old Disney, old franchises which have been ruined by Disney, and PIXAR movies and shows nowadays, it's like watching old videos of friends who you lost throughout the years.

[@theyntlykus]

Couldn't have said it better mate.

[@JonathanGaeta]

Same. I would go back to watch old Disney and Pixar before the mid 2010’s and 2020’s

[@Fleshbag453]

It's like watching your best friend slowly destroy themself with drugs and alcohol and now we're at what you believe is their lowest point but deep down you know they'll somehow become worse.

[@jimnasium3208]

Word.

[@crakhaed]

Like watching an old friend get hooked on heroin 😂

[@Discgolfanatic]

If Leslie were a man, he would already be in jail serving a long sentence, not getting a $180 million dollars to blow on a yet another shitty star wars product. That alone is enough to boycott Disney without factoring in any other of their sickening behavior.

[@DocDastardly91]

That depends if the man were gay or not.

[@punkavaug]

It is almost comical how our society has devolved to the point where clear villains are making a bad product, and calling all that out will have you painted as the bigot and bad guy.

[@radrobd123]

that's exactly what Elon said

[@_BhagavadGita]

You are one magnificent bastard, Reaper.

[@Alf-gm7tf]

Fr

[@jonforris]

Disney exec: "Hey guys have we considered the option of just doubling down on our woke agenda again and see if that works?" Kennedy: "Genius!"

[@stigkenobi7525]

Filoni approved it too. Look it up. For some reason he always gets a free pass.

[@peppersnap29]

How many times is she going to have this epiphany? Heaven help us.

[@Hero_Of_Old]

Hate to break it to you, but it does work. Its not about money.

[@Herr_Affe]

"Give this they/them 180M to make sure it works this time!"

[@rtype1974]

Black protagonist = woke! You inbreds are lame!

[@hexPixelStarships]

When you realized that 80% of the male characters were inside that prison ship.

[@billyruffian1426]

A Jedi master killed with a butter knife. And it somehow managed to go downhill from there.

[@sagitarriulus9773]

This is all an allegory for Lesley’s crimes as Harvey’s personal assistant

[@ketchupcommander]

fans are going to go a whole new level of apeshit when they find out Abigale Thorn is Dark Side Zippy.

[@carinadominguez22]

The trail of broken hymens and dreams behind leslie must be longer than the trail of tears.

[@natmarelnam4871]

That Hollywood is so comfortable openly rewarding her for those services ..... This world is f###ed.

[@ScottishBasset]

@@natmarelnam4871well since she’s a gay chick she gets a pass. What a joke Hollywood is.

[@the_absurd_hero]

And probably bloodier

[@ajsouza3720]

Let's be honest, no girl in America is graduating high school with one of those intact.

[@MirandaSinistra]

I mean it is Hollywood, chances are some of Harvey's victims were in high school when he uh struggle snuggled them.

[@xenocyde8498]

worst part about the jedi master's death from a knife is, if you look at the blade of the knife. the blade would have gone deep but not deep enough to hit anything vital or cause her to die outright

[@SammEater]

Disney is so addicted to the bait and switch tactic, they actually thought that the average viewer would be shocked that Trinity dies on the first episode. lol

[@MegaSheen15]

Thank you for your sacrifice

[@JonathanGaeta]

A sacrifice to prevent us from watching crappy shows/movies

[@VulKus117]

“I’ve been looking forward to this.”

[@julesknight1511]

Twice the pride - double the fall

[@alexanderebrahimi9559]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[@Ezio999Auditore]

“My pozz load has doubled since last we met.”

[@RecluseBootsy]

Leslie truly learned from the best on how to force her way in despite all the protests and refusals.

[@scottbarajas7814]

Cancel my Disney Plus. And I'm boycotting the Parks from now on. There were 14 of us who would go yearly.. and all of us as a collective literally decided to not do this anymore and not support Disney.

[@ultraviolet540]

I cancelled it after Obi-Wan

[@thisfuckingkai]

“Collectively literally decided” 🤡

[@joeblobleeblo3710]

I don’t care what they told you in school, anakin skywalker blew up the Death Star

[@paulianhodgson]

😂 excellentl

[@gagatube]

Yeah, my grandma told me that, so it has to be true!

[@davycrock0441]

From a certain point of view.

[@JamezGrimm]

It’s obvious that “show don’t tell” is no longer being taught in creative writing…. Bold of me to assume these writers have ever seen a classroom.

[@drinkxyz]

It was a gender studies classroom.

[@Herr_Affe]

It's bold of you indeed to assume these people know the first thing about writing. You give a basic structure and plot points to a fanfic writer, and you'll get better material.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

To hacktivist writers like these, creative to them is how many non-white, non-straight people they can shove into a story.

[@raven75257]

​@@Herr_AffeFanfics are at least entertaining in their terribleness (not to mention there a few actually good ones). This slop is so sterile, it's just boring and unwatchable

[@slayer6867]

Obviously

[@RossForsterFraser]

Best description of Lesley Headland I’ve ever heard 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@graham8789]

Broken dreams and hymns into Harvey's gingerbread house.. Brilliant 😅

[@CharlesUrban]

"Attack me with all of your strength!" "...Why?" "Come on, fight me IRL! What are you, chicken?! Bawk baaawk bawk bawk bawk!"

[@007JP]

Really weird how you guys continue to make up these fake scenarios in your heads.

[@CharlesUrban]

@@007JP And yet they're more entertaining than the show.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

That gave me flashbacks to a 2006 COD lobby.

[@007JP]

@@CharlesUrban shows the size of your attention span

[@CharlesUrban]

@@007JP If you think that's bad, imagine the actual writers.

[@HammersonPeters]

Part of me hopes that they keep pumping out horrendous sci-fi and fantasy shows just so that we can get more Reaper videos.

[@TheInvisibleMan229]

LMAO... I think that's a fairly safe bet.

[@bjornskivids]

Bad Hollywood makes for great KZbin

[@kennys9644]

Nice dickriding, loser.

[@Lefritz404]

I haven’t seen a Star Wars since Force Awakens. It was such shit that I vowed to never watch such crap again. People like Reaper shitting on its follow ups is my only Star Wars content lmao.

[@danielhicks4826]

They are as hilarious as yours are educational!.

[@tomj.7599]

"Close your eyes"....Ok..I`m dead! 🤣🤣

[@Primal_K]

My favourite part is when Lesbie's wife took all the jedi younglings on a permanent field trip to the Sith Island and when the Sith lord was arrested, he didn't ____ himself.

[@tywilson993]

We must protect this man at all costs😂

[@American-patriot.]

Indeed

[@LordDarthHarry]

Why? He's another dime a dozen "EVERYTHING IS SHIT" channel.

[@Nazwabezcyfer]

@@LordDarthHarry He's doing positive reviews as well. The thing is he praises good cinema and shits on bad, but you couldn't understand that

[@bsmith6646]

​@@LordDarthHarrycheer up chuckles

[@gerdsfargen6687]

​@@bsmith6646Lord Darth Harry has been taking a few up the Khyber by the looks of it.

[@mendelian8768]

The space fire just shows how much they even care. They could not even pay $50 to a physics student to check for any errors.

[@erikdayne5429]

Lol you don’t even need a physics student for that, that’s just common sense

[@Michael-zp8fz]

What would that student say about sound in space?

[@Plasmon19]

They could have changed the fucking color of the fire with some aftereffects to make it into a "plasma fire" from some mixed gas and no one would have cared. They don't give a fuck.

[@robotti84]

Did you hear about sound in space in Star Wars. It is not new thing that Star Wars is doing things without caring physics. And that fire in space is happened already many times in Star Wars. So nothing new. Star Wars is space fantasy it is not realistic representation of our world. So no physics or any other realism. Only one thing that managed to have realism was Andor.

[@bigjawline9235]

funny how u just now start to care ab fire in space when black people are on the screen

[@user-mw2vn7pv8n]

Hilarious how they don't even have the balls to commit do a villain. In the very first episode you have to pull punches with your Sith character because oh no, we can't have a black girl being evil now, can we. I bet she gets redeemed at some point and everybody forgets about her murdering a jedi master.

[@paulianhodgson]

That former personal assistant’s forced laugh is so disturbing….

[@chrimsonphantom]

All evil females will be forgiven. Yep that's how you know that they are a self insert for the writers. Though it is horrifying that alot of writers have to have people that are evil to be sympathetic and people who are actually trying to be good be evil.

[@ultraviolet540]

This show should’ve been about Darth Zannah, homegirl was killing swathes of Jedi since she was like 10.

[@coletrain583]

Umm, yet the fanbase get all giddy with redeeming Shin Hati, who seems a lot more cold blooded and ruthless than Mae (who ironically seems a like a more honorable and better person, even gave a hit money to a beggar, meaning she hasn’t gone full Dark Side, probably still had some redeeming qualities despite her desire to kill the Jedi).

[@julesknight1511]

@@coletrain583 you obviously don't know what honor even is

[@sixmillionisimpossible]

​@@ultraviolet540 no thanks.

[@michaeltalpas]

Every time I look at Leslie H. I am reminded of the saying, "People really do look like their pets." At the very least you must admit, she's got H. Weinstein's same smug grin.

[@neonemptiness8152]

She wanted to make the story about someone who craved their masters power 🤔

[@michaeltalpas]

@@neonemptiness8152 I didn't even think about that. She said in an interview that she has always been Sith. That makes so much more horrible sense.

[@Edge50199]

She looks like Quentin Tarantino wearing a wig.

[@michaeltalpas]

@@Edge50199 Yeah, I can see it.

[@RoboticPope]

I strongly suspect that she actually is a Weinstein. Look at old photos of Harvey and Bob where they were her age. There is definitely a resemblance.

[@DitchDigger311]

“Discount Ezra Miller” LOL

[@bobsworth7082]

“Shatter dreams and broken hymens” had me

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

The mystery Sith is going to turn out to be a lesbian. Oof

[@gerdsfargen6687]

She be wielding those double ender dilldos like nunchukus

[@danielsdimension7828]

27% RT score is laughable. Disney has put out nothing but trash, and it's annoying that they insult fans.

[@ScottishBasset]

And of course the critics score is in the 90s. It’s so predictable it’s laughable.

[@johnhoran9840]

@@ScottishBasset Critics are bought and paid for.

[@ultraviolet540]

@@johnhoran9840exactly, it’s blatantly obvious, but “no it’s being review bombed by the patriarchy”

[@Phoenix0F8]

Schrodinger's review score. If it's good, that's a "genuine outpouring of support from the fans" and if it's bad it's "review bombed by hateful racist bigoted homotransglarpsupiaphobe incels"

[@pioneernut7487]

18%

[@SOAD357]

"A Jedi Master telling an alien without any eyelids to close them" omg I died

[@Atlas-hu9wk]

"was a piece of shit" Never fails.

[@murph6802]

I've been looking forward to this. Twice the P R I D E, double the fall.

[@SyprasKill]

Its like the theater kids decided they wanted to make a fan movie and the obnoxious one is the director.

[@thebinkbink]

as a theatre major, can confirm this is accurate

[@00Kuja00]

I remember when being a Jedi was when you chose love over hate, and when the Force was a spiritual connection beyond the phyiscal.

[@alycheikh410]

Iam a simple man, I see reaper's video I watch it!

[@LittleMopeHead]

"Discount Ezra Miller" lol

[@_BillyMandalay]

"saying 'Close your eyes' to an alien without any eyelids"... LOL

[@guyincognito82]

Wait did you say one of the characters names was Osha...??? As in Occupational Health and Safety Administration? LMAO

[@Hlbkomer]

The director keeps touching the actress. She is her boss in a position of power. How is this OK? If this would be a male director people would be outraged.

[@JimmyFoxhound]

I noticed that too.. def something going on there

[@gerdsfargen6687]

If you lean closer, her fingers stink.

[@daigneauray7087]

This is clearly learned behavior from the Fat One.

[@flyingfish7787]

smell " fishy"

[@christopherbravo1813]

This show is the embodiment of "Then we've GOT to pander HARDER!"

[@satnav1980]

Even if you didn't watch it, you can see how dull, lifeless and soulless it is from just a few screenshots.

[@Keverember]

Thank you for putting that subtitle at 5:45. I literally laughed out loud when they put the word “Coruscant” over the most obviously Coruscant image ever. This show is clearly not made for Star Wars fans.

[@darkwowplayer]

This is what I needed in my life, Reaper tearing apart the new gay star wars trash.

[@ahmadzubirzahid8827]

Reaper is tearing off Gay Star Wars a new butthole

[@007JP]

If this is what you needed in your life then your life is extremely sad. Praying for you.

[@ilikebeanies3499]

" put a chick in it and make her gay (and lame!!)"

[@williamcarl4200]

Just when all seems lost and the lifeboats are away, the reaper comes in and saves us. Love this guy.

[@Zac_Frost]

"She'll burn forever in a lake of fire." 💀💀

[@TromaDogg]

I do enjoy hearing fellow Scousers tear apart shitty shows like this ☺️

[@HomewaveA]

It's astonishing that guy who barely knows any English and has trouble speaking it is the best actor in a 180 million dollar budget show

[@Coramelimane]

Imagine, a Jedi master being backsassed by a padawan.

[@jeffcapes]

so anakin?

[@crimsonhunter6538]

@@jeffcapes He has the seat, but will not be granted the rank of master

[@Coramelimane]

@@jeffcapes not the same dynamic.

[@BillyraycyrusIII]

The horror is that DEI hires are in all industries.

[@carloscaraballo4121]

This was so bad that even people that pirate it want a refund.

[@cowmath77]

Literally at a loss for words…. The budget… the possibilities…. Made this?????

[@johan8969]

The possibilities were non existent when they put Harveys handler in charge and used the show as hush money.

[@JonathanGaeta]

@@johan8969wow!

[@GenocideLv]

demoralization propaganda. These shows, movies and games always pick out a specific demographic, sometimes two, and completely shit all over them. White men. Sometimes women too. If you keep them downtrodden in their own country, you keep getting away with everything. its the mfing sweJ.

[@johnnielurker]

arrogance 😂

[@AdamMPick]

@@johan8969 Assholes can be good at their job, too. There is no excuse to polish a piece of gold into a turd. There is fan-fiction with better writing.

[@WilliamtheWorst]

Ahh, classic space fire.

[@insertnamehere5809]

Which can burn without oxygen, apparently.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

You go girl boss fire

[@Michael-zp8fz]

Honestly, space sound is absurd as well, but yes, this is another level.

[@insertnamehere5809]

@@gimmeyourrights8292 U DONT NEED NO OXYGEN!

[@dekuvisuals9847]

“A fire in space” 😂

[@HarranSoFarAway]

I could never have even imagined, in my wildest of dreams, a more reprehensible and depressing timeline than the one we have going now

[@LameLameInsane]

I was waiting for reaper to say something about it 😂

[@Soup-man]

As a Kotor fan, this show is a slap in the face.

[@ParkerCS2]

Disney will probably ruin KOTOR next.

[@chrimsonphantom]

I'm glad I have a hard copy of Kotor.

[@Soup-man]

@@chrimsonphantom I got it on Steam, might get it on Switch and GOG too.

[@usgpillarofark3980]

@@chrimsonphantom Keep it forever mate its like Gold at this point lol.

[@KeytarArgonian]

Was announced yesterday Headland wants to make a live action KOTOR….

[@junojockey1]

You absolutely bullseyed it! Discount Ezra Miller is pure gold!

[@Unr3aLpm]

been patiently waiting for this epic roast, ofc master Reaper didnt disappoint

[@jamieisjabba]

how and the hell is Disney still around after pissing millions up the wall, losing viewers like crazy and pissing on fans for the last five years?

[@willbaker8505]

It's literally not about money, it's about sending a message. Movies are a vector being used to change people's opinions about the world. They already have all the money. It's not entertainment, it's politics.

[@keeganmurphy1]

@@willbaker8505bingo

[@keeganmurphy1]

@@Bob98024and bingo 😂

[@Plasmon19]

Blackrock mostly, but even Blackrock has a giant bomb about to explode in the form of commercial real estate. Once that bomb blows up they'll either burn and take Disney with them, or the US govt bails them out and destroys the world economy completely with massive inflation. My guess is that Disney will be saved and the world economy will be trashed.

[@jeffmorin5867]

Stockholm syndrome.

[@Mystyx-Sama]

In their own words "Message first. Story second"

[@themagpie_1]

Leslie knows who else was casting couching..

[@vismayavijoy4818]

By this pace Reaper will lose his mind by watching all these trash none of us will never even dare to

[@FandersonUfo]

Headland has dirt on half of Hollywood - hence $180 M USD to waste on gay Star Wars

[@katofmine]

Anakin killed millions when he blew up the Death Star

[@GoldenJackalTutorial]

You are so right about the actor from Squid Game. I really liked the guy, he is actually the only one in the show with a speck of actual acting. His character actually fits the real Star Wars universe very well, it's so shame he was wasted on such an abomination of a show and content.

[@empschilde]

And the fact he was only hired because he was Asian

[@stefanvanraemdonck6116]

When the best person is the one you can barely understand 😂 Love your dry humor!

[@michaeltalpas]

Remember that, for years, they've been telling young people, "You can be whatever you want to be." And now we're finding out, actually no. Some people can't make good movies or TV. They can certainly grift millions off gullible studios, filled with people who also can't make good movies or TV. And those people can grift millions off foreign elites who aren't interested in making good movies or TV, but in pushing a message. The message? Everything you loved is dead. Submit to your new masters. Get in the pod. Accept our crap entertainment, because you have no other choice. Eat the bugs. Own nothing. Be happy. Consume. Wow. Suddenly the Matrix doesn't seem all that far-fetched.

[@tonyknighton4019]

We do have a choice though,

[@pyropulseIXXI]

the studios aren't gullible; it is part of a demoralization agenda

[@michaeltalpas]

@@tonyknighton4019 yes we do.

[@raven75257]

I've been telling people that modern America is a Cyberpunk setting in real life, except without all the cool stuff

[@_ariosto1519]

Regarding the rule of two, the 3 books on Darth Bane explain how apprentices would have a hidden apprentice and would team up against their master. It turns out Sith are hypocrites 😅 By the way, Darth Bane’s trilogy would have been a much better story than this series 😢

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Una serie de jar jar binks habría Sido mejor que esto

[@Jconlin86]

I just realized Leslie Headland actually kind of looks a little like Gina Carano, which is downright funny and a significant coincidence given their opposite but almost parallel stories with Disney, like Leslie Headland is just Gina Carano from the evil mirror dimension.

[@paytonwithrow5989]

this is a plot line that was already explored in Clone Wars when Ashoka was framed by Barris Ofee. Master and student even have a face to face "you don't trust me?" scene.

[@erikdayne5429]

And that was done a million times better and a million might be an understatement

[@mazkeraid4039]

And it was stupid then too. Granted, it is not as needlessly contrived, but it still goes to show it favors one character over others.

[@Gh0st_Eye]

most underrated revierwer on youtube

[@weezyslob]

There’s no way that Sith is a “he”, I’d bet real money it’s a woman. There’s no way this show would have the master giving orders be a man, they want us to think that, because they’re clearly waiting to reveal the twist that it’s a woman.

[@RealReaper]

yeah it's probably the green woman or one of their mothers

[@kevinoneil5120]

"Discount Ezra Miller" is such a deep burn

[@wa-bu3ke]

He was meditating without moving for 10 years

[@julesknight1511]

And after 10 years he looks freshly groomed - also must have started when he was like 12 years old cause he looks barley drinking age

[@erikdayne5429]

And then after ten years he felt so guilty he committed suicide. Which makes you wonder, if he felt so guilty he was willing to commit suicide, why didn’t he just do that ten years ago?

[@julesknight1511]

@@erikdayne5429 exactly, plus why the heck does he EVEN feel guilty when Mae is the one who started fire that killed her family? Makes absolutely no sense...

[@alexmartin3143]

Except for shaving and grooming

[@JonahsWail]

😂😂

[@britainbetterthanyou]

When Star Wars ships go into hyperspace, they're actually only meant to fly in specific hyper-space lanes or wherever? Because they're completely vetted to be safe (no ASTEROIDS in the middle of their path....) - that's why the blockade in Phantom Menace were all in one place, because they were blocking the hyper-space lane ???? So why would they jump out, into an asteroid field in this show ?

[@alexmartin3143]

Only way is if it’s something similar to what happened to Alderran. Some established planetary body destroyed and the debris floats in to established lanes.

[@Jadensdivine]

Gave the black Jedi the classic black guy movies and games haircut😂

[@milesfargo5714]

Panderverse looking more like prophecy 🤣

[@thatguyfromcetialphaV]

It's a shit TV show, it's a Reaper vid tearing the arse out of it.

[@cenationofjnu]

Every episode costs tens of millions of dollars.. What a waste.

[@Zac_Frost]

22 mil per episode.