If Teachers Could Be Honest With Students...

[@EEA-2022]

Oh My Gosh! The reasons for the drinking coffee!!! Hilarious! And extra credit... you need regular credit first! AMEN!

[@oloruntoadebenjudahdawotol7531]

Yes preach smh lol

[@mbyrd6713]

Yes, I fell over when I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@raymondmasullo6686]

I teach college students, but I give the exact same answer when MY students ask for extra credit!

[@blackpenredpen]

😂. Agree!!!!

[@hispanicruiz4656]

That explains why I was never given Extra Credit. Chica

[@johnbutler4631]

These are awesome! Here's some of mine: 1. When my students ask me how to do a problem during a test, I tell them that I'm the mathematically illiterate identical twin or say something like, "What's that weird symbol mean?" Anything to send the message that this is the time to assess learning, not reteach stuff they didn't listen to the last 10 times I taught it and they wasted those opportunities. I only clarify what the question is and check if there's an error on the test. 2. When they ask about extra credit, I say in my most deadpan voice that there's a short list of things I could accept. Like a cure for cancer, a complete solution for world hunger, or proving Goldbach's conjecture. 3. If they ask what made me want to become a teacher, I answer, "To get rich, silly!"

[@Alison-dt5wo]

Hahaha, this is exactly what I would do and it's also bull's eye for stereotypical things teachers say that annoy the heck out of teens.

[@dunstvangeet1500]

Killing cancer is easy. If there's no living being, there's also no living cancer...

[@sirineuantonio1622]

😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 That's crazy funny... Today's pupils deserve all that. Married with a teacher who loves the she always complain in Mozambique the same issues Americans teachers are complaining and we don't have half d conditions both for students and teachers u guys have.

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

Me : Mr/Mrs( last name ) My teachers : YOU'RE PASSING YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA CREDIT YOU HAVE AN A/B GRADE Me: * sad nerd noises * Fine :(

[@emilygraham2460]

same lmao.. but I'm Emily so at least I'm allowed to answer questions when the principal comes in :,(

[@alteria2714]

😥

[@mro9731]

I've never related to a comment more lmao

[@altoclef4989]

@@emilygraham2460 I used to be able to do the same, then I threw it all away to become trans

[@toriazheng3598]

I mean, I still ask my teacher fore extra credit even though I’m already an A+ student, it is better have a few more just in case I got a bad grade on a assignment one day....

[@MisterZimbabwe]

"My car is 2002. None of your business!" That killed me

[@ColinNasty]

0:00 I've noticed that this is every economics teacher when they get asked a finance question lol

[@karenpiermarini3628]

That's a new response to "Can I...?" Our teachers always gave us the "I don't know can you?" Because we were supposed to say may I.

[@randomdude6719]

I was expecting “I don’t drink coffee” and then him taking another drink lol

[@mutantwindwolf8503]

" The first reason is "The second reason, because it tastes good" As a coffee drinker cause I go to school so early as a student, I can say both of these reasons are true (but not the job and lesson plan lol)

[@leahsincelejo7641]

I’d like the first reason he drinks coffee. It’s so funny.

[@dragonjo7550]

see, the only stuff i taught was swimming lessons, and damn does four hours of that, along with an hour of grading, another hour of lesson planning, all while lifeguarding and doing those in my "breaks" really give me an appreciation for school teachers. its darn fun but so much more work than it looks on the surface

[@mariacastillopierce1665]

Loved the Code Red!!!

[@smallpointguard]

1:45 nah we jump around in the bath room and get hype lmao

[@BenooneFun]

A code red in my school means no school because of snow

[@davidpar2]

We’d be back in the days when students were learning meaningful things in the classroom

[@diggingmeditations7135]

This is how I teach 😂 but it’s just me and my kids.

[@terri348]

One of the teachers I knew, who has since retired, told his kids-we will use the text book for definitions of words, and theres a date list in the back of the battles of the civil war. The rest of it is boring. Instead, we will have discussions after I present the reasons each side entered the civil war. Plus we will take an anonymous test on which side you would fight on before and after you know the facts. You can see if your answer changed.

[@williamandaudreymenjivar85]

Teachers recommend *Google* or KZbin * but, then they say why did you use those sites ! 😕

[@fullmoon5799]

I feel sorry for teachers.... Not for all.... But for many

[@MsCharSui]

Great!!!

[@marciaanderson668]

Love this 😅😅😅👍👍👍

[@emiliamodrusan]

When the principal walks in... Only 3 kids are allowed to answer questions 😂😂😂

[@JamCountryGirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@jade9364]

2:37

[@ashlynnheller8400]

One time my class realized someone had come in and "inspected". Someone said "Why didn't you tell us. We would have actully acted like we were smart."

[@isaacmoffit5426]

He should've let everyone raise their hands but only call on those three students.

[@Minion824]

Actually one of my teachers has this thing where we all raise our hands, but you raise your right if you actually want to answer so it looks like we all participate 😂

[@QuiescentPilot]

I absolutely died laughing when he called out the three students who can actually answer questions in front of the principal.

[@divadenise1]

Yes. I need to prep my students to answer when the principal comes in.😁

[@justice4all897]

Code red, lol

[@ratherbfishing455]

@@divadenise1 I guess that you have to with the lack of work ethic and pride.

[@maggiekgreen]

I was going to write this exact comment and I was like holy shit Blueburton just gets me

[@ratherbfishing455]

A few students can make you look good!

[@ninobk196]

the "extra credit" - you need to have something ALREADY THERE to then add to it...LOL

[@bemnotben]

Lololololololol

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

I had one teacher that was totally fine with us going to a school play for "extra" credit in place of an assignment. Another teacher let us right 2 page reports on a magazine or news article as "make-up" work for missed assignments. Looking back, I don't think they wanted to work either. And I know some of my teachers were completely stoned the entire time.

[@iogamer9844]

To be fair, you can do 0 + 2 = 2. It's just that you don't actually need the two, you only need the zero to be higher in order to get 4 = 4, which is better than 2.

[@JM-us3fr]

You can add to 0

[@theonea6383]

Too Funny!!

[@kevtheeducator]

“The only thing jamming is the copying machine” I felt that one 😫🤣

[@nfgatorgal]

Kevin we all did!! I swear that thing breaks every 3rd time it’s used! 😒

[@jeffdiamond486]

When I make copies for my wife, there's always that one machine. It's never worked, so there's a line for the good one.

[@jennyhammond9261]

truth!

[@astridgalactic9336]

You have access to the copy machine? Ha! We didn't when I was teaching. Not that it was that long ago, but they were too cheap to allow the teachers to use the machine. That was for office staff only. Yet, they expected us to have all kinds of copies and such for the students. It was either a mimeograph (if even that), our home copies using our own supplies that we paid for, or nothing at all. Add that to my very, very long list of reasons why I finally quit.

[@alteria2714]

YES BUT YES

[@ABCEasyas--]

I was anticipating he’d say “what you meant to say is ‘may I use the batheoom’”?

[@MuttFitness]

His argument's funny til a kid pees their pants

[@imjuliewaters]

My 5th grade math teacher used to reply "I don't know, can you?" if you asked "can I use the bathroom?" instead of may I.

[@lesliebooth2833]

Julie Waters I said that for 22 years!! :)

[@jonathanlala4867]

My teacher in 6th grade did that

[@Nora-tc2pn]

Same

[@misscelinateloexplica]

Loved the coffee explanation and the code red rules. Sometimes I feel like I need to tell these kind of answers to my students and maybe some of them will listen.

[@misscelinateloexplica]

@Konnichiwa こんにちわ Army:amie That wasn't nice. We, as teachers, should make a good classroom enviroment, where students feel safe and motivated to participate and learn.

[@pengpura]

@@misscelinateloexplica i find it hilarious that you misspelled things as a teacher.

[@misscelinateloexplica]

@@pengpura First your comment sounds rude. Second normally I write in Spanish and the autocorrector of my phone changes every word I write. I'm sorry about my spelling mistakes. I try to check every word before I publish my comments. Finally I know I could add more than 1 language to my phone, but it's really old and doesn't give me that option any more.

[@Mac90820]

@@misscelinateloexplica That’s not an adequate excuse, do you think that will work out in the “real world” missy?

[@misscelinateloexplica]

@@Mac90820 Ok, could you tell me all my misspelled words please?

[@BalletomaneM]

I say about 99% of these things to my classes, not even going to lie.

[@rushedmidnight9545]

good teacher, good teacher 👏

[@djdavis6837]

Absolute savage

[@Zintastikcowbell]

Same

[@ms.fabolusmorgan4279]

Y'all stay strong

[@metallicbonsai7981]

Thank god I'm not the only one getting fired.

[@soyounglee2084]

When the principal walks in, the teacher should have everyone raise their hands but the people who ACTUALLY KNOW THE ANSWER would raise their right hand and the people who don’t should raise their left hand. Or vice versa

[@pulledpork_revolving_doors]

bigbrain

[@esthermikhael3328]

Imagine that one student forgetting and messing everything up

[@phenomenalteachers]

That's Clever!

[@learntechwithruth2147]

Smart

[@pearlkonopa6088]

I love that! Somehow, I don't think my students would go for it though.

[@M_SC]

Cause I got a 2002 none of your business! Hahaha

[@SarahLizDoan]

Right?! Soooo funny!

[@heavenlopez3102]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tanushathomsi6527]

What does that mean??

[@GG-ll6zx]

TANUSHA THOMSI, he’s saying that his car is from 2002 but the actual make/model is none of our business

[@ChrisLevelsUp]

So true!

[@tigresmom5654]

What do you mean, "if"? I've KNOWN teachers to be this honest with their students.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

I've definitly had highschool teachers be this blunt.

[@pulledpork_revolving_doors]

my third grade teacher was like that... we graduated third grade ready for collage

[@zentient8840]

Yeah I did. Got written up😒

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Those are usually the best kind.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

I've had teachers say, "Hey (I'm paraphrasing), if you handle your shit 90% of the time, you can completely fuck off the other 10% and no one will care." Another teacher said that the harder you work, the harder you will be expected to work, so you shouldn't try to be the best, just be good enough.

[@heathernicol3026]

My answer to “who’s your favourite student?” is usually either “I like all of you equally, and I like different things about each of you!” or a flat “I’m not legally allowed to answer that question.”

[@Stg9900]

I just say "I hate all of you equally" They love it

[@zantiblue9848]

Just stare at them. For a long time.

[@ubiquitousdiabolus]

@@Stg9900 Until that quote ends up on the news network. CNN: "White supremacist teacher says he hates all his students, many of whom are female or students of color" FOX: "Corrupt member of public school teachers union hates his students but loves your tax dollars"

[@LGKids]

Lol! But in my head I’m like the ones being quiet! Lol! Peace!

[@debrawestbrook8960]

My stomach dropped a little when he explained his first reason for drinking coffee. I know teachers who not only had lesson plans to create and papers to grade, but also went to grad school, as well as coached extra-curricular activities.

[@mro9731]

Debra Westbrook My ELA teacher is the best teacher I've ever had. Every lesson is fun, and she knows how to explain things so everyone can understand it. She also coaches competitive and sideline cheer ( there is only one other coach, and she is virtual so she's practically never there. ) And, she is getting a masters degree.

[@hichamlaaberi9169]

"I could be kickin' out dope jams 😭 Now the only thing jamming is the copier machine" 😄😄😂

[@nylon3361]

Because I have to wake up At the crack of dawn every morning get my kids ready for school Jump in the car Let it warm up a little bit because I got a 2002 None of your business get on the highway in heavy traffic I might add Get here to school talk to some people who I really don’t feel like talking To that early in the morning but I have to get here to class make sure everything prepared and y’all have all the essentials you need So you can have a great day of educational learning and at 3:30 when you guys get to leave and go home to your comfortable lives I get to go teach GED courses that’s right I teach Night school because I need a little extra money To pay bills then I go home try to relax but I cant because I got to lesson plan for Tomorrow go to bed just so I can do this all over again

[@YourDailyDoseofJillish]

"The least you can do is wear clean underwear" LOL

[@diomyyunsa7938]

I show these to my foreign friends when they ask why I quit being a teacher.

[@crzxm]

This doesn't show much.

[@diomyyunsa7938]

@@crzxm Well thats why its a snippet.

[@crzxm]

I hope you find a job you love.

[@diomyyunsa7938]

@@crzxm Thanks, I appreciate that.

[@SpeedyCorky]

yea this could be titled "teaching in America", as I really dont know of anywhere else in the world that teachers have this kind of reality.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

My favourite Chemistry teacher was a short old lady. I loved her so much. Favourite quote from her will be "Okay so this board is crap. I swear I keep telling the tech guys to fix it but". She also told us that after she retires she wants to live in the mountains and smoke weed.

[@altoclef4989]

I want her to go toe to toe with my old high school chem teacher, she'd take him to the cleaners

[@jengentry06]

I had a teacher in 6th grade who was a leisure suit wearing, cigar smoking ex-nun who decided to teach in the public school system. She once made a kid nearly pee his pants because she wouldn't let him leave the room until he asked properly (may I) to be excused to the bathroom. Hands down one of the craziest teachers I ever had, but was one of my favorites. You always knew where you stood with her. Always.

[@danieldaniels7571]

She should retire to Northern Arizona then

[@DeidreaDeWitt]

What do you mean “if”? I’m honest with my students all the time. Student: Teacher, why are you eating candy in class? Me: Because I’m dead inside

[@Bushwhacker-so4yk]

Wait, that’s what other kids did when they asked to go to the bathroom?

[@danieldaniels7571]

Crazy. All I ever did was step outside, smoke a cigarette, and piss on the wall.

[@artsoka__tano]

I’m not even a teacher, I don’t even go to school, I’m homeschooled, and I STILL laugh uncontrollably at these hilarious videos 🤣

[@dianedavidson5283]

The hallway for bathroom break, exactly! The extra credit, is in addition!

[@aster_l]

Bro you don't just ask a teacher if you're their favorite student. All they are going to say is: I don't have a favorite. Meanwhile, my classmate asked the same question to my professor the other day and you know what he said? "Everyone but you"

[@DB-ox6pd]

He ain’t never lied about what they do when they ask to go to the restroom

[@chiconapeacefulpath]

"First you gotta get regular credit" 😂🤣😭 awesome

[@grantjohnson5785]

As a teacher, almost all of this hit home hard. The exception being that coffee is nasty. I'll take tea, thanks.

[@vlmellody51]

As a fellow tea drinker, I totally agree 👍

[@Daniel-os9tb]

I had a teacher who acted like this. It was his last year. He was retiring. Mr Torres. Bought himself a brand new convertible rammed air trans man that year. Double parked all over compass.

[@blackpenredpen]

😂 😂 😂!!!!

[@GSHAPIROY]

+blackpenredpen Well, fancy seeing you here...

[@josephengel2091]

Glad to see you got a chuckle from this, bprp- I can imagine there are days when you could sympathize with everything said in the video

[@ruthresetar5940]

Oh, I can't face my students without coffee! 😂

[@divama007]

Lol 😂 extra credit= in addition too. Rapper hanging with Snoop Lion 🤣🤣

[@Awesome_Force]

Totally agree with the extra credit thing. When students ask if they are my favorite I normally just tell them I don't answer that because no matter what I say, some of the students I like will feel bad. Truthfully though I usually have over half the class ranked by how much I like them. lol :P I could totally list at least the top 10 in order if I wanted to for almost every class.

[@jaycampbell6402]

I just tell them that they are all my favorites. Almost every year some class asks me if they are my favorite class, I just say "Absolutely! and third period and fourth period too!"

[@allotherlightsgoout]

Totally can relate to the 'favorite student' question and the 'extra credit.' Good lord. Just do the regular credit.

[@astralityyy]

what if i have a 102% in your class do my tests in 2:30 minutes get a 100 and do projects 5 days before they’re due? because i’m that type of person and i would be pissed if i didn’t get extra credit just because i “should do the regular credit” no shade tho i’m weird

[@jaycampbell6402]

@@astralityyy Are you joking? If all teachers were honest and you asked for for extra credit even though you already had 102%, or if you bragged about how fast you can finish a test, they would honestly tell you that you are being a loser. If you are a truly great student and want to go above and beyond, go to the library and start learning more on your own.

[@altoclef4989]

@@jaycampbell6402 Agreed for the most part, but some of us (especially neurodivergent kids) need the structure of being taught

[@lovefelix1566]

I tell my students the truth. I always inform them that they can be excused anytime to speak to their counselor, the principal, their assistant principal over their grade level or my administrator over my department. I say bring your parents at any time if you don't like what I said or to report me. If anytime I am called into a parent/administration meeting concerning a child I tell them the truth... what I said to the kids... I mean I love my job but it's a means to an end.

[@ravenous_chick812]

Extra Credit 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Lordt

[@ayotundeajamu2720]

I always give that extra credit explanation to my students

[@beckagraham8328]

Regular credit 😂😂

[@oriennerose9054]

This is so depressing! We really need to pay teachers more!

[@janice3086]

You’re hilarious....lol still can’t get over your last video with Mrs. Hawkins.....lmbo!!! Keep them coming

[@phillipnevels1598]

I still haven't stopped laughing about Mrs. Hawkins😂😂😂😂😂

[@heatherk.9937]

Coffee...nailed it! Bathroom field trip. Damn got banged for that once cuz I. Re did my make up while I was “out”.

[@guyver441]

I really loved the "extra credit" bit, and the "code red" honesty. Here is the truth that I want to REALLY see a teacher have the guts to say: "Yeah these letters and numbers on your report card do not matter...no one will EVER give you a job because they are higher than someone else's, and in less that 10 years you wont even remember most of this curriculum."

[@lilybee9039]

So my school has started hybrid for so half the school can go back and rotate every week. So when I was at lunch with the people in my class (my teacher was not in the room), the question came up on just how INSANELY LITTLE teachers get paid. We did some research and found out that the average public school teacher gets paid $60,000 annually, (which is not a lot!) and private school teachers get paid half that amount. It’s absolutely insane! Teachers are one of, if not the most hard working people on the planet and they get paid among the least. Without teachers we wouldn’t have the government or well paying jobs period. Because educators make children the successful adults they are today. Then we did a little more research and learned our school makes roughly $18 million a year, and under the assumption our school has maybe, just maybe a hundred teachers to pay, the numbers just don’t add up. Even with all the supplies they have to pay for, it still doesn’t add up! Our teachers are vastly underpaid considering all they do for our country. So on behalf of all students out there I just want to say thank you to all the educators out there who make our lives better. You may not be paid nearly enough but I just want you all to know how appreciated you are and even though we may not always show it, how much all us students respect and appreciate all that you do. Thank you, thank you, thank you to all the teachers out there!

[@vulpix5342]

Imagine saying 60000 isn’t a lot yikes

[@Lforaday3]

60000 is not a lot because by the time taxes, insurance, benefits etc are taken out you are left with a good 20000 less. Then in those places that pay 60000, you are looking at rents between 1500 - 2000 for a one bedroom. And, do I need to add school loan repayments on top of other basic living expenses Then school supplies... So no, 60000 is not a lot for what we do.....

[@debbib6656]

And teachers do not make 60000 in many places. That's an average. Some places they make less and some places they make more.

[@NZComfort]

“Now the only thing that’s jammin is the copy machine...” lolololol amen

[@joshschavey9788]

This is what my teacher dose everyday he doesn’t even try to hide it

[@deborahmontgomery7881]

That first reason for coffee…existential doom…yes! I quit teaching, and it’s sad but it’s so uninspiring. I wanted to be a true educator and 70% of kids, parents and teachers/admin just want a babysitter. I was working 6am to 5 pm and my kids loved me. I saw what they needed and I gave them breaks and opportunity to run (instead of sitting 8+ hours) and adjusted all of my assignments to be fun and engaging and I was going to grad school part time. The admin/other teachers were rude and told me to stop caring so much. 😶🙄.

[@BodaciousWench]

‘Why do I always drink coffee? Who says it’s coffee.’

[@freedom2326]

Honesty is the best policy. I’m a teacher, not a baker-I don’t sugar-coat things.

[@brendahudson2816]

That's a good one.😂

[@fatimayasin5897]

Extra credit...turn in the actual CW and HW first!

[@robinanderson724]

Code Red is Perfect! When I was being evaluated my first year teaching I actually coached my first period class ( the “best” ones out of my 4K -8th grade computer students) to behave like they were being taught a by Jesus Himself! In other words...behave and shut up! I taught at a Christian school so they knew what I was talking about. They did great except for that ONE kid that just HAD to send an email, during my class, to his friend. I wasn’t really shocked except that he was so darn nice about why he had to do that during what he knew was an important lesson for me. But being it was a small school the principal knew this kid and wasn’t surprised either but complimented me on how I handled him, I gave him a 50 for the class participation grade for that day! Never had trouble from him again.

[@DCTee92]

That’s exactly what they do when they “have to” use the restroom.

[@doaadarwish7261]

😂😂😂 the reasons for drinking coffee though!! a detailed life of every teacher around the globe

[@NurtureInChrist]

I’m a teacher turned stay at homeschooling mom and this gave me the biggest laugh!!! Thanks for keeping it real 😂🤣❤️ God bless you guys and all your viewers 😘 Fernelle

[@emerald2700]

Is anyone else noticing a red flash at 0:10? Or is that just me?

[@themastermind.13]

same

[@blockmasterscott]

"The only thing jammin is the copy machine". OMG, I laughed long and hard at that one LOL!!!!!

[@claraht.6999]

2002?? He's driving a classic. 20 years of driving with minimal repairs.

[@annasahlstrom6109]

If Substitute Teachers could be honest... The kids pull the bathroom stunt on me all the time. Company policy is that I have to let them go to the bathroom when they ask. Many students throw tantrums if you don't let them go immediately, even if you are in the middle of a lesson.

[@chrisw4997]

I love having a good jam session with the printer

[@soulsister2410]

He reminds me of Bernie Mack.

[@bearvillebear1468]

I have a question for you: do you want to go to Heaven? Here's another: WILL you get there? Let me tell you 1. Whether you will go there and 2. If you find you're not on your way there, I'll tell you how to get there. Only two kinds of people get to Heaven: perfect people, and forgiven sinners. What is perfect? Well, not stealing regardless of how insignificant it may seem, not saying a single evil word against anyone - not to mention God sees our thought life. And like a judge in court, a penalty has to be paid when evil is done and laws are broken (e.g. if a murderer was let off in court there would be uproar so how much more God)? In short - we arent perfect, at all. And rather than Heaven, God, if giving us justice, will have to make us pay for our crimes by death and eternal damnation in an everlasting fire and torment. BUT: There is a way that we can be saved. Jesus - the Son of God - came down to live a perfect life without sin, conquering all evil and the devil's sinful, lustful traps that so easily ensnare us. Jesus overcame all of that, and then was sentenced to death on a cross. While on the cross, God poured out the anger and wrath of sin on His Son - getting Jesus to pay OUR fine of damnation, unbearable pain and being separated from God. EVERY single evil thought, word or deed that doesnt line up with God' perfection, every sin you ever have committed or will commit knowingly or unknowingly, Jesus took the complete, undiluted wrath for. And, like a fine in court, Jesus paying for it means that we can go free. Not just free, but we can experience God's love as all punishment was carried on the cross and crucified there for all who believe. He rose again on the third day, demonstrating His sovereignity and innocence and power over not just the sins of this life, but DEATH. GOD HAS POWER OVER DEATH. There will come a day when Jesus will return and those who died believing in Him will rise from their graves will go to Heaven, and those who rejected His salvation, message and teachings will suffer Hell to pay their deserved fines for all eternity without a second chance. He wants you to repent (turn away from your sin and pursue God's perfect intent for your life, striving in the opposite direction). This is your chance now. God has a plan for your life, a plan that involves you being recreated into the perfect moral image of Him as we were before the sin in the garden. He loves you and doesnt want you to suffer - Hw wants to show you mercy and show you what true love looks like. He suffered FOR you to set you free and you can walk in His strength, experiencing His love, being taught what it means to be part of His family. He loves you and wants you to have faith in Him, letting Him take the wheel of your life (dont forget, when you're doing God's will you're doing the will of perfect love - when you follow God you can be certain that you are never doing the wrong thing- imagine how cleansing that feels). What if I still sin when Ive accepted Christ's death and resurrection on my behalf? Thats why Christ died. For your SIN. When God looks at you, striving towards Him or even falling, He sees the righteous life of Christ covering you in place of your current, sinful reality. For those who strive to turn from sin, regardless of the pitfalls, God sees Jesus's life in place of your inability, and His blood so that yours will never have to be shed for your sin. Sound opposite? Thanks to our natural sinful nature, it likely does, but God knows our weakness and struggles and pitfalls with sin. THAT'S why He died for us. Just pray to God, tell Him you are struggling and are unsure - God can and will work with even the slightest desire within you to follow Him and be free from sin. Ask Him to make you willing - if you are willing to be made willing, pray for it, simply shut your eyes and talk to Him. When Satan knows people have left His camp, He will not take it lying down, He often tries harder with more trials and temptations but EVERY trial is Father-filtered, Satan cannot do anything beyond what God permits, and God will only allow things that will strengthen you or bring you closer to Him so long as you cling to Him and trust in the promises of His word. Where do I start to learn about God's plan and His promises to me? Well, I'd advise you to have a look at these Bible chapters relating directly to Christ's life and our redemption, it tells you exactly the things Christ did, said, and how He lived. Try a read of Matthew (or Luke if you want a more detailed account). Do it in stages and try and imagine the events and miracles as they really happened - the Bible is a true account after all. And when you struggle and fall, kmow you can pray for forgiveness, dust yourself off again and get up because Jesus already bore our guilt and shame. God wants FAITH from us, not legalistic works and outward piety, but FAITH. The gospel is faith alone in Christ alone, Christ already lived that perfect life FOR us, but obedience to His will and the fruits of the spirit "love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control" are what come through true maturing faith and a relationship with the conquerer and overcomer of the world and its sin. Trials come to strengthen us and produce these fruits and an obedient, fulfilling life overtime. Its a lifelong process of faith and striving alongside God, but remember that Jesus is the ultimate foundation, the reason we are given Heaven through His soon return in the first place. If you lack faith (as i did for a long time) pray. God wants honesty from us and is eager to recieve us when we come to Him and pray for faith. All it takes is a little - Jesus said all it takes is faith "as small as a mustard seed", the smallest seed in the world. God will take it - give it to Him amd ask Him to make it grow. He desires to, He wants to and He will give strength and faith to His children in time when they ask Him. So in short, WHEN - and note it says WHEN - we sin on our striving towards Gods will and life of love and service to others, Remember that God understands our faults and can sympathise with our weaknesses, He wants us to see, understand and walk in His perfect, unfailing love and strength rather than our own, because His love and His strength never fails. If you want to let Jesus into your life, even to help you to take the first step, then read through this prayer here once to get the gist of it and then just say it - trust God and give it all to Him because He has a plan. If you take a step - just a step - towards Him, He will take a step towards you. Dear God, I know that I am a sinner and there is nothing that I can do to save myself. I confess my complete helplessness to forgive my own sin or to work my way to heaven. At this moment I trust Christ alone as the One who bore my sin when He died on the cross. I believe that He did all that will ever be necessary for me to stand in your holy presence. I thank you that Christ was raised from the dead as a guarantee of my own resurrection. As best as I can, I now transfer my trust to Him. I am grateful that He has promised to receive me despite my many sins and failures. Father, I take you at your word. I thank you that I can face anything now that you are my Savior. Thank you for the assurance that you will walk with me through the deep valley. Thank you for hearing this prayer. In Jesus’ Name, Amen

[@luluviana9602]

THAT ending. I feel this dangerously close to home.

[@psivampire13]

In college, I had multiple teachers that were completely honest about things like in the video.

[@cy_nantia]

That reason of drinking coffee, i felt that ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@fortress61]

2:34 I had a teacher who really did this. everyone didnt't like her so allj of her classes messed with her when admins walked in.

[@BuildingMakingDoing]

This is more honesty in five minutes than I got in my full K-12 years.

[@Viji_Nagendran]

the coffee joke had me rolling around the floor laughing so hard!

[@soccerchamp0511]

What do you mean “if”?!? I’ve definitely said at least three of these things to students before. LOL But I also prefer teaching older students that I can keep it real with.

[@CameronMetrejean]

1:08 “go home to our comfortable lives?!” Do you have any idea how much homework you assign?

[@briana.kearney]

I couldn’t breath when I was laughing when you said “Now the only thing that’s jamming, is the copier machine.” I’ve watched it over 20 times now

[@MrsEden.]

That code RED got me!! 😆😂

[@liorasitelman1856]

This video gave me that idea a long time ago and I use it with my students. When I say “code red” it means get it together admin is on their way

[@teeisfree7199]

Code Red on observation day baby!

[@juliecats812]

"Can i use the restroom?" Real meaning: Can i got out and wonder in the hallways peeking into classrooms hoping to locate my friends then wonder the hallways for 5-7 minutes then see my locker for 2-3 minutes then finally use the restroom and still in the stall playing fortnite on my phone then wonder the hallways for another 5-7 minutes and come back to class.

[@kimturner1963]

"How are you?" "I'm fine." (I'm exhausted and all I want right now is to be hibernating in my bed.)

[@mpmt1031]

Soooooooo true, and on point.

[@alecfoor2665]

"I've got a 2002," "None ya business." Every time and a perfect response 👌

[@robynp8697]

I've said that exact response to " Can I get some extra credit?"! Hilarious! He could also tell them about Staff meetings, department meetings, rally duty, lunch supervision, staff development... 29 mins to choke down your lunch, pee, and prep your next class...so glad I'm retired!

[@theloftons8297]

"... jump in the car, let it warm up for a little bit because I got a 2002. None of your business!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starsiegetribes.peniswrink1320]

Hilarious i work in school.. too funny.. thanks poor teachers! My grandpa was a teacher.. best and roughest job

[@fabienneforbes8035]

Can you imagine the principal ask another child a question ,and the child respond "we cannot answer any questions because teacher said only those three can answer the questions".

[@BalletomaneM]

I once had a student that I absolutely adored but he wasn't good at answering questions and always forgot the answers even if he knew them and one day the principal asked him one during an observation and my hero went, "I'm not sure, I was in the bathroom when she just went over that" and told her to ask the one kid he KNEW would get it correct. It was one of the best moments of my teaching career and I will never forget that student.

[@2_blAck]

I don’t favor anyone get Tf outta here😂 Kids especially ain’t nothing I favor🫢😁

[@marissasalvador9072]

I died at the bathroom rant! I had a girl who one day just wemt to the bathroom for 20 minutes. What y’all doing? Like unless you have some severe bathroom issues please just get back to class and not mess around. Then has the audacity to complain this is the only subject shes got a bad grade in. Mam

[@elzoog]

How about, brick and mortar schools are obsolete and you can get your education online legally in most states. This means, avoiding the bullies and the commutes.

[@jamesdennis9400]

He sounds like Chris Rock... he should definitely do stand up or movies or something

[@johnroscoe2406]

"Because I got a 2002. None of your business." I felt that.

[@asia.b]

"Because I got a 2002. None of your business." 🤣