I have watched this video three times and always end up with tears of laughter.
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
I love the sign in the doctor's office said no spacing allowed! Cheech and Chong would have a hard time with that sign! 😳🙄😳😬
@jacob.tudragens Жыл бұрын
Instant death AND a $200 fine? Highway robbery!
@ajb.82210 ай бұрын
fun fact : they don't have skunks in Russia. We had a Russian man do a work-stay thing on our farm the summer of '91. One day he was calling " Here, kitty" to a skunk, trying to get closer to see it's unusual coloring ! Our other hired hand was dying laughing, could hardly control himself in time to stop him, as I heard about later.
@fredachildress37282 жыл бұрын
The sign warning about phone zombies had me laughing so much that I almost fell on the floor. I once worked at the American Airlines Center arena here in Dallas, Texas as a security officer, and there was a guy who was one of those zombies, because he was so busy on his phone that he almost walked into the outside of the building, it had me cracking up!!
@viking2210 ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard at some of these. I have to watch it again because it's so funny.
@samanthadean10832 жыл бұрын
As my Dad likes to say, the sign is there because someone has probably tried it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@thientuongnguyen256410 ай бұрын
More than twice for the staff to be so damn tired of stupid people.
@FromG2eminor2 жыл бұрын
I'm a piano teacher and loved the Public Apology! Lol
@j.d.46972 жыл бұрын
"Fart squirrels"! 😆 NGL though, 2:16 might be my favorite. Genius!
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
Have a phone zombie story of my own. I was a bus driver in Scotland years ago, and one of my shifts was in a courtesy bus that ran between the two major train stations and the bus station in Glasgow for transfer passengers. So one of the major problems was about people parking on kerbs at junctions, soo the city put up 3ft tall steel posts at the kerbline to stop this. On this particular day, not long after the posts were installed, I started to turn into the street where one of the train stations entrance is. Phone zombie walks straight off the kerb, forcing me to stop. I pressed the horn button. Nope he was too far gone. I just shrug and think 'ok he will be out of my way in a few seconds'. Having a ringside seat (so to speak) watching the phone zombie walking right into the three foot high post was a sight I think I will never forget. To this day I wonder if he would ever have been able to father kids.
@spkebrannigan77192 жыл бұрын
If he did father any kids (either before OR after the incident you described), we can only hope that his phone zombie DNA skipped a generation so they'd be born with brains and common sense!!!!!
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
@@spkebrannigan7719 Tbh. I only remembered it from seeing the phone zombie sign, but yeah I agree 100% with you.
@AussieBenita2 жыл бұрын
@@stoopingfalcon891 I *snorted* laughing. Thank you very much mate 😄
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
@@AussieBenita You are more than welcome 😊
@rodneyjohnson47942 жыл бұрын
To this day I wonder if he would ever have been able to father kids. i pray not.
@pcproz32152 жыл бұрын
Loved the "Door Knockers" sign! How many people would knock on your door just to tell you they like the sign?
@chrismayer39192 жыл бұрын
The smartphone zombie sign; AINT IT THE TRUTH, AINT IT THE TRUTH!!! 📱 🧟♀️
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
Some of the funniest signs I have ever seen! Good catch! 👍🤣
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
Sign said one time turn left at wright Creek! So we turned left and found out we were up a creek! I don't think you can call a mud hole a creek unless I'm being politically incorrect? 🙄😳🤔😬😹🎆😷
@gonelooney56982 жыл бұрын
Love the comparison between cats and teenagers ! : )
@gonelooney56982 жыл бұрын
Apples in boxes that say tomatoes with a price sign that says they're Blueberries. ONLY IN THE U.S. OF A. Lol
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
Please do not touch, with Braille under it. Genius!
@sadespain23392 жыл бұрын
That one was hilarious. 😂
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
@@sadespain2339 Yeah cracked me up 🤣
@sadespain23392 жыл бұрын
Did they really have a sign for "no geese"? 😂😂
@LauraS12 жыл бұрын
Hey, the smartphone zombie sign is very relevant in today's modern societies. I very nearly hit and ran over a phone zombie in the entrance to a parking lot at night in the rain. I saw her at the very last moment and managed to miss her. She had stopped in the center of the entrance, totally engrossed in her phone, standing in the rain and the dark. I parked my car and walked back toward the entrance to catch my ferry boat and she was STILL standing there, tapping away, oblivious to the fact that she was in the center of both the sidewalk and the parking lot entrance. I finally approached, got her attention, and asked her "did you even see me drive past you? I nearly hit you. You're in the middle of the entrance lane". She looked up pretty startled and was completely unaware of her situation and surroundings. Then I got an "oh, I should move then". Yeah, you think?? LOL I was nice to her but my inner sarcastic voice was saying all kinds of things in my head. :D
@stoopingfalcon8912 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, you think??" Had me 🤣🤣🤣
@pepesantahukotak15012 жыл бұрын
orang yg buat orang lain jadi zombie itu lebih buruk dan membuat mereka terlihat buruk di depan orang lain.
@Wolf_31252 жыл бұрын
Have you tried touching grass?
@katie774811 ай бұрын
Why didn't you see her until the last minute?
@LauraS111 ай бұрын
@@katie7748 Because it was very dark, she was wearing dark clothing and it was raining.
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
"Beware of Wall"... It may jump out and attack you 😹🤣😹
@Tactiquilla2 жыл бұрын
We have frozen ice hilarious 😂
@reallyseriously7020 Жыл бұрын
YOU read the fine print I'm too old!
@jacob.tudragens Жыл бұрын
We have frozen ice! As opposed to the regular kind?
@markrich71712 жыл бұрын
A sign at Liverpool Hospital in the UK 'Maternity Ward (not Accidents)'
@ChameleonArtist15552 жыл бұрын
Dang! Some of these honestly were pretty funny.
@lonewanderer19002 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times the sign maker messed up 'bananas' before they gave up and wrote 'long yellow things'.
@christinescreativitycabine2802 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the coyote warning sign!
@7788Sambaboy2 жыл бұрын
my favorite!!
@stephenp4482 жыл бұрын
My local airport has the same sign up all around the perimeter. I was halfway through the list of "aggressive coyote behaviours" before I realized what I was reading.
@ForceMaximus8411 ай бұрын
The sign with the “sharp edges” is the best.
@038Dude2 жыл бұрын
Hey! That's not fair to Rex, he had no arms to begin with!
@MLIOGJXNUYAT2 жыл бұрын
2:17 The sign lies. Go left far enough and I'm sure you'll find tacos.
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
Saw a sign for a geese crossing one time that said- shall we gander at the river? 😁😁😁
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder what stocking clerk did not know the terminology for bananas, commonly stocked tropical fruit.
@AB-vc7ox2 жыл бұрын
one with a bent sense of humor?
@amyx2312 жыл бұрын
The most …interesting…one is the competitive dog grooming thing. What are you guys all doing on escalators?!
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
They call it "Extreme Sports" 🙄😒🤦♀️ They do clothes ironing in places like this, too 😹🤣😹 This is actually a mild version. I've seen pictures of OP ironing on cliff edges & zip lining... it's insane 😳🙀🫣
@emrysfevre80872 жыл бұрын
Would be nice if they would zoom in on the signs so you could see what they say or add subtitles. I'm using a large tablet, pretty sure most are unreadable on a phone.
@laurendoe1682 жыл бұрын
Easy solution... use a bigger screen. I see them all quite well on my 43" monitor.
@basicallyblobbity42262 жыл бұрын
@@laurendoe168 What part about about getting a new device to watch a KZbin video is easy?
@laurendoe1682 жыл бұрын
@@basicallyblobbity4226 If you don't have a device capable of showing videos, it's not the video creator's fault.
@basicallyblobbity42262 жыл бұрын
@@laurendoe168 YOU SHOULD NOT NEED A LARGE SCREEN TO WATCH A VIDEO!!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE WATCHING THIS ON THEIR PHONES. THAT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. SOME PEOPLE CANT AFFORD A DEVICE WITH A LARGER SCREEN. IS SPENDING MONEY TO BUY A DEVICE WITH A LARGER SCREEN A BETTER SOLUTION THAN THE CREATOR JUST MAKING THE VIDEO EASIER TO BE VIEWED ON A SMALLER DEVICE!?!? (sorry about the caps lock)
@laurendoe1682 жыл бұрын
@@basicallyblobbity4226 And that, right there, is the problem. It should not be "normal" to watch a video on an itty bitty screen and then complain it doesn't look good.
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
"No Geese"... As if geese can read 🤦♀️😹🤣😹
@erikh99912 жыл бұрын
Ah, I get the "No handle on door" sign. They probably had people tell them the handle is missing.
@colleenhelminiak14292 жыл бұрын
Best one that I have ever seen......."Jesus is coming and boy, is He pissed"
@notme16892 жыл бұрын
ah yes, i would like an **long yellow thing**
@davidmehling431010 ай бұрын
Haven't seen this many funny signs since National Lampoon magazine's "what's my sign" feature
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
Question is why would someone specifically want to steal mile marker 420?
@lynneufeld31752 жыл бұрын
420 refers to weed
@amyx2312 жыл бұрын
Sign 69 says hello
@AussieBenita2 жыл бұрын
@@lynneufeld3175 Oh, right, thanks. I had no idea either 😁
@charlenejandik65872 жыл бұрын
😆
@peasinourthyme57222 жыл бұрын
Yes, I´ll try the strange juice, but am I stupid for also really wanna meet the rude and unreasonable chicken? (1:30)
@JamesThomas-gg6il2 жыл бұрын
So where was that replacement female auction?
@fantasyqwest11 ай бұрын
Ok I won’t throw cabbages but I will throw the iceberg lettuce 😁 Also, those blueberry tomatoes look a lot like apples😂🤣😂🤣
@emil_the_tiger74592 жыл бұрын
At the station of the town where I live, is sign for”be careful, fast trains “and it’s already bended…
@jeremiahyeo5863 Жыл бұрын
You had me at the blueberries sign $3.88… But then I looked up and noticed that the boxes that said tomatoes on it actually had apples in it… That was super secret! You’re welcome.
@dumymariposa6795 Жыл бұрын
9:00-That's the best kind!😅
@garrybowers99982 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I would straight up steal that coyote warning sign if I ever saw it at a park.
@melissavalentine67312 жыл бұрын
Why, what does it say? I can't make out the fine print.
@garrybowers99982 жыл бұрын
@@melissavalentine6731 it's a reference to Wyle E. Coyote
@melissavalentine67312 жыл бұрын
@@garrybowers9998 can you write out exactly what it says because I can't see anything but a blur and I'd like to know the joke please?
@garrybowers99982 жыл бұрын
@@melissavalentine6731 Call Animal Control if you see dangerous coyote activity such as: Coyote carrying box marked "ACME" Coyote detonating explosives/TNT Coyote in possession of giant magnet Coyote holding sign such as "detour" or "free bird seed" Coyote in possession of catapult Coyote dropping anvil from hour air balloon. Parks Make Life Better
@melissavalentine67312 жыл бұрын
@@garrybowers9998 Thank you, now that sign is funny.
@TNT-km2eg2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs
@MrYfrank142 жыл бұрын
1:30- is that a man running and on fire? Bottom center. They are warning you that you will catch on fire, or to watch out for burning people running by?
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
I don't know for sure, but I zoomed in, and it says, "Please Don't Cross Any Railings Lest Suddenness Happens" 😹🤣😹 I'm guessing that there's safety barriers in front of something with fire or third rails in a subway 🤔
@donnerblitzen13882 жыл бұрын
6:49 That is a tasty offer! 8:00 I live there. Less paperwork, really. They just want to keep the addicts and panhandlers away from your car, especially with all the new residents from other states.
@catlady7432 жыл бұрын
The sign about 420 was at 4:20.
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
6:51 Should throw in a bucket of chicken
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
7:49 Isn't that an oxymoron?
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
9:03 Don't you just hate it when the ice isn't frozen?
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
9:25 Place has everything you need
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
10:33 Always read the fine print
@familyiseverything16172 жыл бұрын
I've seen a few interesting and intriguing and fascinating ones in my time lol
@veramae4098 Жыл бұрын
"Read the fine print." It was too small, I couldn't read it. Please enlarge.
@Nigelrathbone12 жыл бұрын
Clever mothers day marketing
@brianspencer63972 жыл бұрын
2:24 - That HAS to be Australia!
@BakedAlaskaTM2 жыл бұрын
or Ireland
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
How many remembered this sign as a kid? You're on a sidewalk that says step on a crack you'll break your mother's back with a :-) on it! I was worried I stepped on a crack I went home to check on my mom she was just fine! Stupid sidewalk sign trying to pull that on a four year old kid! 😬😳🤔😐🙄
@barrywallace27442 жыл бұрын
It is actually in Scotland.
@foraminuteforaminute40562 жыл бұрын
5:44 Since they said "Beagle" twice, I don't think it was a typo.
@rduff19992 жыл бұрын
It was probably utube's AU (Artificial Unintelligent) auto correct working.
@theriddick27352 жыл бұрын
Elephants can't drive, the spend all their time in the trunk. Ba-dum-bum!
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
👏🤠👍That is hands-down THE funniest comment here!!! 🙉😹🤣😹
@theriddick2735 Жыл бұрын
@@tammyrawdon3587 God bless you for appreciating my odd humour. 😆
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
@@theriddick2735 I just couldn't believe that no one else had responded yet 😳 This is toadally hilarious 😹🤣😹
@theriddick2735 Жыл бұрын
@@tammyrawdon3587 Not everyone shares our goofy sense of humour I guess. You've been very kind, thank you. 😉
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
@@theriddick2735 😽😘💖🤪 😹🤣😹🤣
@ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for the music.
@ChicagoMel232 жыл бұрын
10:50 but I cannot resist the floof
@ychaps Жыл бұрын
These really were very funny...
@inncogneato63412 жыл бұрын
Some good ones here.
@tyrssen12 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@laurendoe1682 жыл бұрын
12:00 I can't even imagine what this sign is promoting.
@ChicagoMel232 жыл бұрын
Cattle auction.
@kevincozens68372 жыл бұрын
The escalator safety sign included the message "No competitive dog grooming". Um... what the ...? Who would try to groom a dog on the escalator?
@oldauntzibby43952 жыл бұрын
I think they were trying to make it funny instead of just a strict sign telling all the prohibited things.
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
@@oldauntzibby4395 Nope, they actually have crazy competitions where you do mundane things like ironing clothes in unusual & dangerous places like on top of trains... This is a fairly tame version.
@richardwilton72210 ай бұрын
Did I miss something about the “Mafeking Road” sign, or was it meant to be funny just because the old name for Mahikeng has an “f” and “king” in it?
@williambryan334610 ай бұрын
It’s close enough to “my fu-king road”.
@thomasdaily43632 жыл бұрын
7:33 Yeah, there's WAY too much going on with this sign.
@billsmith467011 ай бұрын
Awesome
@BostjanBizjak-px9jl11 ай бұрын
Beautifol ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
@redlostsouls Жыл бұрын
Thumbs down for ads that interrupt my entertainment and learning experience
Sign said on the back of a loaded dump truck one time, danger! stay back 300 ft? Well first of all how are you going to know what this sign says unless you're about a foot from it? And how does dirt and gravel and rock know to travel 299 ft to crack your windshield? I'm pretty sure if a rock is determined to get you it's going to find you if it's traveling!😬😳🙄🤔🙈
@marcuscarberry2182 жыл бұрын
Way to fast can't read half of those signs to enjoy them.
@joschistep34422 жыл бұрын
True
@jrsygrl72 Жыл бұрын
Seriously?? 🙄 Just slow the video speed down, to 0.75 or 0.50, or even 0.25. (in settings: Playback Speed) Mute the music if you have to.
@JoeJ-828211 ай бұрын
Most of these are so out of focus, especially on the tiny print, that most of them are basically unreadable... And therefore NOT funny!
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
If you have to make out a sign that says please don't poop on the rocks then you've got too much time on your hands! 😳🙄😬😂🎆
@kymclinton31402 жыл бұрын
And some times you're left with no public loos nearby so a rock is perfect I carry tissue and bum wipes for such occasions and if I need to poop in rock I will
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
If you have to make a sign that says, "Please Don't Poop on the Rocks," then you've already had to clean it up before. 🤔"Poop on the Rocks" sounds like a really raunchy biker bar's signature drink 🤢😹🤣😹
@ritchievernon8099 Жыл бұрын
@@tammyrawdon3587 sis I'm really kind of guessing at that sign wouldn't be too poopular with people! 😬😂😁😳
205 comments made on a smartphone .... Smartphone zombies are EVERYWHERE
@chrisyoung59292 жыл бұрын
11:52 "Mafeking Street" what is wrong with this? it is in North London, UK (the N17 on the sign gives this away) and was named to remember the siege of Mafeking in1899 during the second Boer war.
@MrYfrank142 жыл бұрын
My best guess, someone with an odd accent thought it sounds like " my F'ing street". Best I can come up with.
@TheAdwatson2 жыл бұрын
I have just see the same signs on another channel. Who is ripping off other's ?
@laurendoe1682 жыл бұрын
Everyone is ripping off everyone.
@Duckatron022 жыл бұрын
@@laurendoe168 you are spitting fax with a mix of mega pint of wine
@Duckatron022 жыл бұрын
@@laurendoe168 price of living:yes
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
Yeah 🙄😒 The things that OP do to get those 🤬 "likes" online has gotten out of hand... ESPECIALLY the putting pets in danger to fake rescues!!! 😾🤨😾😤😾😡😾👎
@mjames47092 жыл бұрын
The first sign must be for Asian or Indian tourists.
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
Racist much?!? Butt then again (pun intended 😹), I figured that it was just for men 😹🤣😹
@mjames4709 Жыл бұрын
and women. Believe me!@@tammyrawdon3587
@suzannecooke2055 Жыл бұрын
What is funny about Mafeking Rd.?
@teacheme2 жыл бұрын
Amazing how many signs are totally unnecessary. "Sidewalk Ends" for goodness sake! and as for the sign warning of sharp edges.........?
@sadespain23392 жыл бұрын
In small print, the sign w sharp edges also reads "the bridge is out ahead"
@teacheme2 жыл бұрын
@@sadespain2339 Didn't notice. Old eyes I'm afraid 🙂
@stephenp4482 жыл бұрын
The "sidewalk ends" signs are for the benefit of sidewalk plow operators who otherwise wouldn't know they were at the end of a sidewalk (when it's covered in snow) and might start plowing people's lawns instead. My neighbourhood had a bunch of them until all the houses had been built and the sidewalks were completed.
@teacheme2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenp448 Got it. Thanks for the info.
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
🤔Signs like those are usually only put up AFTER some OP actually does those things 😹🤣😹
@d00med742 жыл бұрын
👀
@cliffnelson11742 жыл бұрын
Blow them up so we can see the print.....use some common sense.
@stephenrobbins635311 ай бұрын
To fast to read
@jerrysponagle38812 жыл бұрын
Smart phone zombie sheep r otw to their showers if life/death.
@quinny-bn4jw4 ай бұрын
I am commenting #BringBackDislikes on every unique KZbin video that I watch for the rest of 2024, regardless of if I actually dislike the video or not. This is video 4422.
@theoriginalkatio2 жыл бұрын
First
@kdwaynec2 жыл бұрын
REPLY
@-galaxyy-2 жыл бұрын
am I third or fourth? :p
@wetbobspongepants2 жыл бұрын
neither...but you could be "Next" ;)
@Macbeth992 жыл бұрын
Seriously, who cares
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
If someone gets carpal tunnel syndrome, would that mean that if somebody gets an injured wrist in a Mexican restaurant wouldn that be- carpal taco🌮 syndrome?😬😁
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
@@Macbeth99 Seriously? You do realize that it's just kids that do this, right? You're being mean to children for no good reason... As they say, "If you can't say anything nice, Shut The 🤬 Up!!!"
@Undermineded-33311 ай бұрын
Find another job
@j.d.46972 жыл бұрын
WTF is competitive dog grooming? I really lost touch with the e-sports scene...
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
The point here is that it's a normal job done in unusual places. And this is a mild version bc I've seen pics of OP ironing clothes on top of commuter trains 🫣🙀🙄 They call it some kind of extreme sport genre 🤷♀️🤦♀️
@mikmik90342 жыл бұрын
Too fast for me, I quit. Tired of pausing and backtracking. Slow the show, or make it click to advance.
@ritchievernon80992 жыл бұрын
Sign said one time in the park no loitering allowed so I seen two squirrels playing with their nuts the ones they gathered, and I came up on them and I said you better beat it before they haul you in! 😳🙄😬
@henryhorner31822 жыл бұрын
Please Do Not Poop on the Rocks? They must have a large immigrant population in the area.
@tammyrawdon3587 Жыл бұрын
Racist much?!? Butt then again (pun intended 😹), I figured that they installed it for the men 😹🤣😹
@beckymartin122 жыл бұрын
whats funny..NOT,, is that more than half of these are completely FAKE,,, or dubbed over signs,,,,and only like 5 were actually funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@AndyTheInconsistent2 жыл бұрын
There's a trail about a mile from my house that has a resident family of "fart squirrels"
@RockyRoader2 жыл бұрын
11:57 Street named after episode in British colonial history en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Mafeking
@danielcarroll33582 жыл бұрын
Yes. I was trying to figure out what was odd/different/funny. Someone just didn't know history.
@MimiLisa19612 жыл бұрын
I think the point was a street sign on a building.