Bowser Is Stuck With His Kids, The Koopalings

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[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

I miss British Bowser

[@mythrix5565]

I don't think he's gone, hes still British, just extremely exhausted

[@Deathmare235]

Wdym he’s still here, you can even hear it in the end

[@pleasecallmedaviddjs1298]

It is British Bowser On Crack

[@bassistguy]

​@@Deathmare235 it sort of sounds like him, but then it doesn't. I think it's a different person. However, I prefer this voice actor over the more recent Bowser voices.

[@chrisstevens2]

British Bowser is the best!

[@jonsku6662]

The biggest surprise at the end was that the koopalings hadn't touched the axe before Mario got to it

[@Atalas5]

he was blocking their path to it. He can't bring himself to do it, or let the kids do it accidentally... but he won't stop Mario.

[@TOPHATSLICER]

Isn't some of the koopalings behind bowser

[@MayberryRebel]

The 8-bit Koopalings brought me unimaginable joy.

[@spk1121]

You need to play Mario Maker 2, then!

[@PrideEepy64]

@@spk1121now that you mention it Shouldn’t they used the koopaling mario maker 2 sprite

[@sylviadavalos6348]

But where’s morton

[@Kennyisdarkvanilla]

Koopaling’s were 8 bit in Mario 3 lol. You mean the Mario 1 style Koopalings.

[@BuiHieuDong]

I guess taking care of the kids is a way harder task than fighting Mario himself.

[@rundyftw]

Parenting is the hardest thing you will ever love.

[@aarongrooves]

"Everything here is sticky!" That about killed me. I teach kids, and I'm constantly complaining to them about their dirty hands and how everything is always sticky 😂. Dorkly you genius

[@gurvmlk]

Just don't ask why everything is always sticky. You probably don't want to know.

[@IAMJARRICO]

@@gurvmlk bro 💀

[@Gatorade69]

"They're all adopted and it got out of hand." Damn Bowser really is my dad.

[@Kentrc11]

Lol Bowser parenting his kids with Mario as guest star could be a series easily Working Title: Hangin' with Mr. Koopa

[@TheIceAnt]

This is genius.

[@Kentrc11]

​@TheIceAnt IKR. Iggy is hangin' off the chandelier & Mario already. That is such a pilot episode thing to do.

[@zombiebassman]

You win the internet today

[@frederick0709]

This could actually work. I mean sure. Have Mario just cameo or be a guest so that way. At least the banter of Hero against Villian could be muddled in partial thanks to his adopted childen, oddly enough Junior isn't even around, despite he is literally Bowser's only legitimate child.

[@gamebeast4191]

@@frederick0709 well, do we have a birth certificate for that?

[@SHINKU93]

Definitely a return to form with the writing in this episode

[@CountShaman]

Any Dorkly video that isn't just "Mario is a dick" as the punchline has a decent chance to be above-average in quality.

[@spencerweiss6337]

Lowbrow was always the secret sauce to Dorkly. So glad they acquired, those guys deserve the best

[@PhenomsServant4]

Not quite. Bowser doesnt hit the same without the British accent

[@gaminganimators7000]

​@@PhenomsServant4he does have it, his voice is just really course because of shouting I'd imagine

[@AegixDrakan]

I'm not sure what had me cackling more, the "Get you finger out of the-...Welll that's what you get" or Bower's exhausted "just do it, man" XD

[@Sly88Frye]

This was perfect from beginning to end. I love the twist at the end when Mario ended up saving Ms Bowser😂

[@Deathmare235]

Wouldn’t say saved is the right word

[@rinzo2009]

You mean to tell me that Ms. Bowser could be Bowsette in disguise? Because I see no other reason for Mario to bail her out.

[@MrRuePine]

​@@rinzo2009 No. -__- Just no.

[@MrRuePine]

​@@rinzo2009 (Also, the other reason could be that Mario's intention was to free Bowser of his misery, as Bowser said "Just do it, man.", when Mario was deciding whether to take the axe or not, he didn't even take Mrs. Bowser into account. You can put your Magic Crown fetish away now.)

[@Sly88Frye]

I never said that he intended on saving her. I said that he ended up saving her. He unknowingly saved Ms Bowser

[@Echo81Rumple83]

"just do it, man." yup, poor Bowser's at the end of his rope. or in this case, the end of that bridge.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

1:43 Mario is a real one. Knowing when to put someone out of their misery. Respect 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 Hearth for him and bowser guys❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Deathmare235]

And the kids too

[@scormern]

It's a common misconception that they're his kids. They're actually just generals in his army, the localizers goofed on the translations back in SMB 3 and mistakenly labeled them as his children.

[@alphaghoul]

Nah, I’m pretty sure that they were originally his children over there too, after they came out with Bowser Junior they retconned them from being his offspring and never spoke of it again, but fans never forget.

[@alphaghoul]

@Mariotheplumber129 Why do you say that? Try. Looking it up dude.

[@bonedude1286]

My headcanon is that they're all adopted. Junior is the only biological child.

[@CruzCrafter]

​@@bonedude1286 agreed.

[@bashirade-jamiu]

I just like to believe there adopted but dang you don't have to be a 🤓 about it

[@rahn45]

You'd think with all those gold coins floating around everywhere he'd be able to afford a babysitter!

[@CuppaLLX]

You mean transformed toads?

[@OniLordMiki]

He would if his ex-wife wasn't already bleeding him dry from child support.

[@wesweaver6569]

"Just do it man!" I felt that 😅

[@jessetorres8738]

I once read that the reason Bowser keeps kidnapping Princess Peach is because he wants her to be a mother for his children on top of her being royal which would make them the future rulers of the Kingdom.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@jessetortes8738. I thought it was so Bowser (A). Didn't have to parent the brats (B). Had more competent servants to foster the brats and (C). Child friendly toys and goodie, instead of the haphazard tools and weapons Bowser leaves lying around... for the brats.

[@goreobsessed2308]

It'd so he can bang her duh

[@KruelAidMan]

This is the plot of _Mario Sunshine_

[@manupm9161]

Now we know why they weren't present in Mario wonder, Bowser didn't want them to ruin his "vacations" in the flower kingdom

[@jo_ken]

Really just Bowser in the end in a wig, fleeing after a successful faking his death

[@jamesplayzreviews]

I think that was Bowser's wife and not Bowser

[@jo_ken]

@@jamesplayzreviews I know, I’m just implying a faked his death joke since Bowser does just survive getting dipped in lava in several games.

[@jamesplayzreviews]

@@jo_ken Ohhhhh

[@Deathmare235]

@@jo_kenthat means the koopalings also survived

[@jo_ken]

@@Deathmare235 Unless there is an age factor in them developing the resistance, also adopted so may not actually have it.

[@jbigs65]

I liked the “art” the koopalings drew on the wall.

[@TheLordOfAllSaiyans]

0:50 Surprise Iggy 🥸

[@LorenzoAlieus]

I don't care if Nintendo says the Koopalings aren't considered Bowser's kids anymore. To me, they are and will always be his kids.

[@rashawnjackson9489]

.... For what it's worth, there's also one of two cartoons you could check out, both respectively based on Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World.... Seriously, they made those in the 90's.

[@RaphBlade7]

Funny how Nintendo just up and decided to make Bowser Jr, Bowser's only legitimate offspring and demoted the Koopalings to just underlings!

[@karenfan010]

well I mean it makes sense since the koopalings look nothing like bowser so there no way he could be they’re genetic father.

[@curseyoujordanshow]

We finally get the Dorkly version of _"Take my wife....please."_

[@SuperAndroid0013]

0:37 Love that little bit of Larry just effing around and finding out. Lemmy’s the only one who can at least handle them properly, as seen in the WiiU game.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

Kooperlings: why do spend time witho bowser jr? Bowser: because he only one that actually trys to help me

[@smugsneasel]

I miss British Bowser but as long as the writing is good, I'll probably get used to Marlboro Bowser in time.

[@TooDarkPark77]

British Bowser best Bowser

[@mr.hawklingiii8739]

Well Mario punched him to death in a previous episode

[@savagegecko4575]

Holy hell this had me cracking up more than it should. From now on this will be known as the Marlboro Bowser.

[@geardog24]

I’m surprised Bowser didn’t trick Mario into babysitting.

[@jman5949]

Bowser isn't that evil😂

[@deotic]

​@@jman5949Bowser may be The bad guy, but he's not A bad guy

[@GlowwyTWPF2008]

1:13 “Lemmy, get your finger out of there!” 1:16 “Well, that’s what you get.”

[@etherealdragon207]

So if Bowser is sterile, how was Junior conceived, magic?

[@EmperorSeth]

To be fair, it's not like the real Mario lore ever answers that question, either.

[@a_crocodile]

See iggys got the strat, if he's on the ceiling, the bridge breaking won't effect him

[@rockinggamerdude]

1:38 she was so disappointed and now she’s like yay

[@traviskenzy3481]

So Bowser rather die than be stuck watching his hyper crazy kids that annoy him

[@luisemoralesfalcon4716]

Ah yes kids, we have all been there ourselves and we have mixed memories of when our parents were pissed off at us.

[@cloverkip]

the koopalings are so cool, can't wait to watch this

[@goullet86]

Wth are you talking about... can't wait to watch the video you're literally watching?? Ya know words are supposed to have meaning

[@WilliamAaronTheYapmaster]

I have 5 younger siblings,this is an accurate depiction of what having lots of kids in a house is like

[@FridayNightStreamz]

1:13 That was Larry, Lemmy is drawing on the walls

[@geeker6350]

This is the best promotion for being childfree that I've ever seen.

[@jaynoir8937]

All the more motivation I need to never have any crotch goblins of my own.

[@heyimadino]

Ya could’ve just said ankle biters. “Crotch goblins” sounds a lot worse.. 💀💀

[@jaynoir8937]

@@heyimadino Could've also said semen demons but I said what I said don't police me.

[@JDog88]

What's the idea behind all these dumb skulls at the end of peoples' sentences these days? P.S. I'm stealing "semen demons".

[@ShadiC636]

If you’re a s**t parent, then you’re gonna have s**t kids. It’s as simple as that.

[@lizardguyNA]

No better birth control than someone else's kids.

[@dannyboi1706]

"IGGY DOWN!!!" why did that line make me laugh so hard 😂

[@Apophis324]

Of course, the Koopalings aren't his children... Bowser Jr on the other hand IS Bowser's kid.

[@ChicCanyon]

Of course the koopalings were his kids canonically until they werent. Bowser Jr better be on his best behavior...or else.

[@JonLeung1]

That might make for a future Dorkly vid... some "You are NOT the father!" thing where Bowser finds out he didn't father the Koopalings.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

I don't know; I think Bowser built a time-space traveling machine, traveled to a parallel universe set back in time, and kidnapped his younger self; just to prepare himself at a younger age to not marry Ms. Karen O. Koopa, start his power star collection & galactic conquest before the Mario bros became a thing, and finally get his grippers on Peache's "peaches."

[@Apophis324]

@@sebastiancoar1991 Sure.. Except that for the Mario brothers to not yet be a thing, Peach would have been a baby too. So getting Peach's "peaches" at that age would be all the wrong..

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@Apophis324 she wasn't a child right before Mario came tumbling out of a pipe. My post was about older Bowser inciting his wisdom on his younger self so that his younger self avoids some of his mistakes and has a head start... to conquer the galaxy! *Cue the darth vader respirator sounds*

[@MorglortheMangler]

Now I get it he keeps kidnapping Peach so that she can help with the kids and give them a mother. Also let’s appreciate how beautiful Bowser’s golden locks are.

[@VerdeMorte]

Wait, that was his hair, and not some creepy wig?

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

1:12 Please tell me Mario will get hand sanitiser for that😅😅😅😅😅

[@iZetto1]

I just happened to check KZbin and caught a Dorkly vid without notifications lol

[@eyowtiqrup7844]

where's morton

[@jacksondesorcy1851]

That ending quote really got me. 😢

[@marieburns9759]

STOP EXESTING

[@MBThomas]

Bryan Waterman... as in WATERMAN, WATERMAN? Now that's a name I have not heard of in a dragon's age.

[@joerock7657]

Beer me! Bowser best depiction ever

[@keeshonuse1673]

I’m sorry but this is how I think I see William Afton with his children in 0:24 Henry:Mario

[@Giran_0]

Well that was... depressing

[@anonnimoose7987]

Bowser: FREE ME. Mario: ok

[@denifnaf5874]

He's their uncle actually

[@InsaneKorean77]

1:33 Mario Maker moment.

[@ElectricalMatthew]

So at the end was that bowser wearing a wig or the Koopalings mother

[@cantpleasonist]

Did they not include Morton or did I just miss him?

[@theaudienceleastfavorite]

Nah, he's just playing in the item room.

[@yiaftokal5932]

That's incredibly dark...

[@athemioszed2233]

1:51 Bowser kind of sounds like an inebriated Liam Neeson

[@timwoods2852]

The "EVERYTHING is sticky for some reason" bit got me real good! Had to pause a rotfl.😂😂😂 Bowser might be a better parent if he layed off the smokes. 🚬

[@jimb.7523]

*Looks like Bowser already had his pipe plugged by that wand. lol*

[@ashmander3465]

The real iggy died so we had to clone him

[@SoulStarSketchin]

Koopa is down bad bro 💀

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

Bowser’s resignation at the end is way too real

[@alexmelik4030]

I thought all of his children were dead, because of Jerrie's shoddy work...

[@ElDario99]

"What did I say about running in the castle!?"

[@zombiebassman]

Accurate portrayal of the hell that is parenthood.

[@yusefflowers6260]

Bowsers voice for the Rick and Morty treatment. It don't hit the same....

[@MrBrando07]

It’s so strange. Watching this reminded me of an old series Dorkly did a few years ago called “If Bowser Dated.”

[@maksymilianziele28]

Peach: "Mario, how about we go further in our relationship and...?" Mario: "What? What's that, L...l... Number 2? A problem with ghosts? I am on my way, brother! Sorry Peach, we talk later about this...." And he never returned... THE END

[@pyragaflare]

I think he meant Larry? or maybe Morton? Seeing as Lemmy is on screen when he says "Lemmy get your finger out of there!"

[@angieolivas1771]

I love the koopalings with their natural colors. But Morton Koopa jr is gone missing in the group. Weird sight.

[@parththakare6112]

That was actually a bit dark 🤣

[@jshelton100]

Does Mario have a power up that can turn him into Mary Poppins? 😂

[@ShadiC636]

Does helicopter mushroom count?

[@TheNonameHousehold]

Finally get to see the koopalings in this style, love it! 😁

[@Terrakinetic]

2:00 Oh? Discounts? ... ... ... Sonic's poster is $43.00? That's more expensive than the Hoodie.

[@eaglescout1984]

1:15 It's the sound when a Koopaling is defeated by jumps in Super Mario World (Roy, Ludwig, or Morton), implying Lemmy was killed by blunt force trauma.

[@DiagonalTanooki]

but lemmy is right there?

[@asomewhatgoofyguy4950]

​@@DiagonalTanookiit's possible he confused Larry with Lemmy, considering he's absent from that point onwards

[@Hack_Man_VII]

Shame Bowser Jr didn't also die in the lava pit with the others

[@valmid5069]

LOL Cant wait for more hilarious content and animation from this channel!!!

[@ashspades5307]

Just just do it man 😂😂😂

[@vasco407]

wow i was expecting the kids to be his and peach's

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447]

1:13 can confirm, that's how MY dad reacted when little me poked at the woodstove for the first time.

[@plushiebros64]

"LEMMY GET YOUR FINGER PUT OF THERE" *proceeds to pan the camera back towards mario, showing lemmy was not behind bowser*

[@eyelesshunter685]

Bowser jr is the only one who's really Bowser's son

[@Peter_1986]

If you are Super Mario, then 0:12 is basically what the fights against Bowser are like.

[@LivingGuy484]

Mario was too late, Bowser's pipe was already drained

[@XDarkAlphaZ13]

i guess bowser jr was just a "lucky" fluke sadly after the koopalings Bowser probably wasnt that happy about another

[@Omega7321]

The animation on this is PHENOMENAL!!!

[@stephvondames6369]

Mario realizes his worst enemy is a he's a single father.

[@PlymouthActivist4Justice]

Great to see a new video with Mario and British Bowser and one that isn't a literal pokedex video. Hope to see more new content like this.

[@Morboeatspeople]

Holy shit... you really pulled the stops out on the animation. Great jorb!

[@DougFantasy]

Technically, the Koopalings are not Browser's children.

[@mr.e6289]

just the idea that the whole reason he kidnaps peach is so she can babysit. got the idea after watchignt his lol

[@DarknessGuard]

Makes you think, how old were the Koopalings actually when Bowser adopted them. I'm curious.

[@Geneo-en5km]

I'm pretty sure! Princess Peach has been draining Bowsers pipe for years now! Lol

[@birdfish86]

Being a parent is tough man. 😂

[@gurvmlk]

Remember when the koopalings were Bowser's children? Dorkly remembers.

[@Machtimus]

That had a dark turn.....dark, but hilarious

[@GigabiteAnimeReviews]

Erm... 🤓 Do you remember Now canonically, Koopalings is now is not Bowser's Kids (Except Jr)

[@studentdrake]

They did say he was neutered.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

LOVE your content guys 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

[@erainmartinez8175]

I wish there was more Resident Evil videos

[@davidrosa3182]

New story! Yay

[@risingrevolt]

This is so well animated