I Google Myself.

I Google myself and find how frickin' disturbing and amazing the internet's perception of me is.
► ► If you want to support what I do, this is the best way: / boyinaband
► Facebook: / boyinabandcom
► Twitter: / davepbrown
► Tumblr: / davebiab
► Music: boyinaband.bandcamp.com
► T-Shirts: boyinaband.bigcartel.com/
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[@kindadead8323]

" So if I was gay..I’d be *set* "

[@katelynann4985]

lol i was waiting for this

[@emilytrompeter184]

both late- i’m more late

[@xblackbuttons]

Can confirm, am gay, would definitely cuddle and lock Dave in basement forever. Now back to searching "boyinaband house" on Google!

[@press8704]

@Luxam is this roomieofficial? i thought you already had dave in your basement lol

[@xblackbuttons]

@@press8704 No :( I'm not a handsome swedish boi sadly

[@knightsintodreams]

If you wrote a book you'd call it "BoyinaBook"

[@cookie9655]

I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT

[@ruecumbers]

I agree with this comment agreeing with this comment.

[@MegaIkkuh]

i agree with the comment agreeing with the comment agreeing with the original comment

[@mustang4636]

I agree with the comment agreeing with the comment agreeing with the comment agreeing with the original comment.

[@gen-zhippie2203]

I agree with the- no I'm too lazy to work out how to phrase that. All in all though that's actually a really good idea

[@joshfromjuniorstudios]

"I think I might leave that." *Continues to read it*

[@yoyoyo879]

Junior Studios lol I did too

[@cloroxbleach7632]

Junior Studios key word 'might'

[@WangleLine]

Mistakes were made.

[@Kineticboy2K1]

Whoever wrote it must have freaked out when they saw this video.

[@sammie_schl]

Dude it even said mature

[@almond2954]

Dave with his glasses: smol nerdy bean Dave without his glasses: kinda intimidating

[@aurora_skye]

yeah lol

[@ulyssesdenice5071]

Think it's something about people who wear glasses cuz well...he isn't the only one

[@Celeste-vo5ic]

Must protecc smol bean

[@Eli-pr4gm]

Yes, but in a good way

[@UrLocalBandNerd]

HE'S 6 FEET TALL

[@skatertita]

Dave: I have fanfic?? Dave reading: 'and quite hairy'?? *triggered*

[@prideofmanny2981]

Lol

[@1obee328]

I love how you have a period at the end of the title

[@vikanikitina7801]

Same.

[@krimsonkarma8412]

gotta be grammatically correct

[@ShadowRavenGaming222]

lol 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

[@xdtayto]

**full stop**

[@1obee328]

I was born in the UK and I live there. I just wanted to say period once in my life.

[@cupcakecult1673]

don't let boyinaband on wattpad before it's to late

[@ulyssesdenice5071]

Quickly! Stop him before it's too laatttteeee!!

[@aidanmuller3358]

It's too late

[@janaterbio8010]

... His going to pummel into the depths. Let us hope he doesn't

[@sirim5058]

It's too late

[@maiak.3588]

Too late

[@walloper9972]

Is boyinaband gay Biab: *unfortunately* not.

[@WESTOFEDEN71]

I bet that hurt alot of feelings

[@press8704]

[gay sobbing]

[@walloper9972]

@@press8704 *streams of rainbow gently dripping from his face*

[@WESTOFEDEN71]

@@press8704 they wish

[@xavieratlantica1011]

"I wanna be gay"

[@smile5139]

"I'll just stop" and he actually stopped. I'm laughing

[@smile5139]

why? i don't know

[@dandeliondunmer3637]

me when ive been on the internet for too long

[@lenguamuerto]

+tinfoilfeminist that's me right now

[@KenyaJewelz]

lol he stopped cuz it was m rated😂

[@amyzachry3926]

I paused to read it... Well I've read worsr

[@lunasanti1946]

when he clicked on the fanfic link and started to read, i literally had to pause the video, put down my phone, roll onto my back (i was sitting down), cover my face with my hands, and whine out a prolonged "noooooo-"

[@flashlynx2209]

Holy shit I just did *exactly* the same XD

[@daenerys8374]

same here... I felt kinda sorry for him...

[@ZippyLeroux]

You gave me blue balls for a haiku. Haiku balls I feel better now

[@maehelsinki6464]

I actually screamed out loud

[@maehelsinki6464]

i pushed off watching this video because I knew something like this would happen. I kinda expected him to find poorly drawn sexy art of himself too.

[@kevartje1295]

Dave: "13+ and maybe sometimes 15+.. Wait, do they have a rating system?" Me: "yes, let's go for that explaination, it's not age restricted, it's a rating system."

[@Chloe-vq8zf]

I think he meant an age rating system like how there's PG, PG-13, TV-14, etc. for movies and shows, but in this case for ppl's fanfic

[@prideofmanny2981]

@Elise Schureck you basically just admitted you have wattpad lmao

[@philliproth5012]

Let's not forget: "Trigger Warning: sexual content, gore, abuse, suicial thoughts, depression, selfharm, suicide,.." Like _every_ Wattpad ff ever.

[@realsuperdark]

I really agree with what Dave said. People have already found out Anthony Padilla lives in Gerard Way's old house. It's friggin' mental

[@animeislife1570]

I'm Gay

[@animeislife1570]

@Chester Longfeild Excellent, I'm now Asian

[@keconto6536]

@@animeislife1570 I'm racist.

[@animeislife1570]

@@keconto6536 Excellent, I'm now White

[@Transcreations_]

@@animeislife1570 same :D

[@sunnyoinkz]

Oh god He found Wattpad Brb, deleting all of my stories

[@Jax_00f]

Neko is Fandom Trash 😵

[@thatothergirl4663]

He has found us!!! Everybody save your fanfictions!!!

[@Viperienne]

Neko is Fandom Trash *screams* I just added him into mine!

[@havenwitchworks2598]

wait till he finds quotev ,no where will be safe.

[@silentvalley1395]

he also found deviantart

[@nekothefriendlygal783]

7:40 Boyinaband: England. If you wanna know more then bugger off Me: *dies of laughter**

[@prideofmanny2981]

I keep going back to that

[@tanushbhansali]

LIke the moment he said bugger off, you know he isnt lying about the britain part

[@thomasthejetengine]

"I'll just- I'll just stop" Best outro I ever heard

[@OGrandomunknownperson]

.

[@stillnessintime]

You should call your book boyinabook!

[@moxximain]

Lol YASSSSSS

[@dpdqsqns43]

No just no

[@marxluvsyou]

Holy shit! YES

[@dracoqueen1263]

Boyinabandinabook~

[@Ladiebugg789]

stillnessintime Genius

[@wegotthestuffthatmakesyabo3827]

His laugh is actually the cutest thing ever 💖

[@thearchercat1601]

Are you a raging homosexual? that's just gay...

[@MilfLvr420]

we got the stuff that makes ya booty go *ching* ikr so cute

[@MilfLvr420]

The Archer Cat what are you talking about...?

[@heyyou5680]

He’s the cutest thing ever

[@ronk_thecat4002]

The Archer Cat are you homophobic? Are you living under a rock? Well come out of that rock and welcome to 2018 and not 1998

[@pacifythepilots6397]

_their hands were larger than mine, and _*_quite hairy_*!!!

[@corebroth8793]

_Then I noticed his hair some...._ *_U H_*

[@nanoqht285]

But UG, i had to find out for myself.

[@rekharenjith2383]

Correct time

[@candewing3968]

9:32 I think, In my personal experience it is very hard to draw you and not make you look like Michael Jackson.

[@xboxmic5844]

I don't even know how i got here, but this was hilarious. Dude you are gold.

[@thearchercat1601]

If gold has the physical value of "Dirt" them yes! you are correct.

[@corebroth8793]

welcome to the fam

[@skidwardtennisballs4430]

DAVE you should get headphones red on one side black on the other to match your hair :D edit: like so dave sees and gets the awesome headphones ;3

[@rosa1622]

Skidward Tennisballs the amount of money he'd make off that tho

[@c2h3cl82]

These headphones definitely makes beats headphones look like a pile of dogshit

[@frakes7987]

you should do this again bro see what comes up

[@leafy_green7573]

I'm pretty sure he was joking, but he really does look like the type of person who would worship a flying spaghetti monster XD

[@enex]

Where does boyinaband live? Answer: Next to his neighbors house!

[@saskiabarmig9987]

Cata And where dos his neighbors? live? Answer: Next to boyinabad!

[@ripvanwinkle6703]

*eks dee*

[@thiccfork8664]

And where do they all live? Anwser: Earth!

[@cosmodusty]

AND WHERE DOES EARTH LIVE? THE UUUNNNIIIVVVEEERRRSSSEEE!!!

[@legionmaniac-9202]

Not wrong

[@narly_blue4879]

*immediately runs to Wattpad*

[@gracieday6464]

Narly_Blue don't look at what people write you will be scared

[@snaylion6585]

@@gracieday6464 I was bout to do that but then I realized, "Wait! I don't have a Wattpad account! TwT

[@cairoraiser9338]

"I'm on famous birthdays!" Dave the site called you unclean in the first line.

[@mahooi]

Oh god when he clicked on the fanfic i freaked out ! I was like DONT READ DONT READ NOOO

[@jericawilson1484]

Oh no...he discovered fanfics.

[@gabumonboys]

As long as he doesn't read any more, he should be fine.

[@justnotchilling5075]

that's great i wrote one

[@MehdiTalks]

oh god, you didnt

[@alexafarris1641]

Oh gawd -deletes fanfic quickly.-

[@MehdiTalks]

Lexi Fairis not u too :(

[@imsosl33py]

Am I the only one jealous of how fabulous his hair is?

[@sunnyoinkz]

Preach

[@KaityKat117]

Anyone who says they aren't is lying.

[@citruscomb]

qualityeetrash No, no you're not.

[@thearchercat1601]

Yes because it's gay.

[@lewis5037]

Lol no

[@kawaiiknaifu3128]

dave: EKSIII? EKSI SOZLUK?? ¿¿?? ¿¿? Me: *laughs in turkish* btw idc about hiw old that video is

[@ulrichfinch]

Türklerin boyinaband izlediğini bilmiyodum.

[@barisxaevir]

🗿

[@Kayra5138]

Kawai Milliye bu nasıl bir nick

[@proudanon]

Kurban olduklarım heryerden sizi arıyordum skkssıkdndnswısoodkdmd

[@marmelat5558]

Türk boyinaband izleyicileri UNITE RIGHT NOW

[@coffeeseasoning]

now whenever you google him, something else comes up..

[@HollyAnn]

Dave make a hair care vid please. I'm curious what products you use to keep such long hair healthy and fancy looking. That may shed some light on the people that Google boyinaband hair.

[@zombieedrea]

Seriously, my hair is almost as long as his and I'm jealous of how shiny and healthy it is. (But then again my hair is fried due to years of flat-ironing.)

[@Nojask]

I read that as hair cake and I almost died xD

[@brandonallman14]

+stolenbaby2008 have you washed it in cold water???? it's better for it

[@pauvresotte9484]

I don't think a vid like that would be relevant to Dave's channel. It's not a beauty blog after all :D

[@Livikyu]

I'm presuming he uses no heat on it by the looks of it.

[@maxmoefoetwo]

;O

[@pandra4817]

ok

[@Alex-bf8hs]

daddy! i didn't expect you here!

[@jyushbox5086]

you know. he's read all of the reader x idubbbs fanfics

[@gen-zhippie2203]

Max did they ever tell you?

[@pepsivibes9325]

maxmoefoetwo lololo gaaay

[@yourfriendevie2158]

'Does boyinaband have a gf?' BIAB: Singular? What kind of rapper do u take me for? Me: Help I'm dying XD

[@maximzaporojan6966]

People who subscribed to boyinaband: he makes comedy videos People who know about don't stay in school: He made a video called don't stay in school People who barely know him: he has long red hair

[@FainterStreak]

"England! If you wanted anything more specific than that then bugger off!" LMFAO

[@frankxie7846]

FainterStreak he lives in Telford

[@brandonhey7797]

@@frankxie7846 Good research skills bro.

[@BigKicksMix]

I think people wanting to know where people live is often wondering if they are nearby so they could fufill their fantasy of seeing them in the street and wanting to say hi but being too shy - rather than a stalker, turn up at your doorstep, deal. What do you mean that's oddly specific? Pfft I don't fantasise about bumping into you guys on the street pfft I say! Pffft!

[@BigKicksMix]

But yeah, jokes aside I would never try and find out someone's address who I didn't know. It's really weird it must make you feel a bit unsafe to think people actually do that :/

[@namelessperson642]

I can relate. XD I do it all the time.

[@zombieedrea]

that actually happened to jacksepticeye. Someone found out his address (no idea how), FLEW TO IRELAND, and literally showed up on his doorstep with their parents. Poor Jack and his girlfriend were just like, "wtf." I don't understand why anyone would think that's okay.

[@Camoceltic]

+stolenbaby2008 Same thing happened to NerdCubed. Someone literally used the view outside a window from one of his videos to find where he lived, sneaked into his apartment building (apparently you aren't allowed in unless invited or you live there. Had to have sneaked in behind someone because of keypad/card locks), and went to his door asking for an autograph and photo. Dan's reaction was probably a lot stronger than Jack's.

[@Camoceltic]

+stolenbaby2008 Same thing happened to NerdCubed. Someone literally used the view outside a window from one of his videos to find where he lived, sneaked into his apartment building (apparently you aren't allowed in unless invited or you live there. Had to have sneaked in behind someone because of keypad/card locks), and went to his door asking for an autograph and photo. Dan's reaction was probably a lot stronger than Jack's.

[@PlayerZeroStart]

Dave: I'm not gay. Dave, not 5 seconds later: I had a lot of attractive men messaging me.

[@thomasdavis8722]

"england, and if you wanted something more specific than that, bugger off" subbed

[@liebling4069]

Do a video of you just reading fanfic!!! 😂

[@trevorlaporte5951]

plz no

[@liebling4069]

Trevor Laporte Please yes. It'd be funny! x3

[@SquishyMain]

I am pretty sure it is really weird to people when they know that there are fanfics about them.

[@liebling4069]

PeanutSackThing Maybe. Maybe not. c:

[@yourbias3722]

good thing he just did

[@brandonmoreo]

Was that sound near the end from death note?

[@caebord6467]

I think so yeah

[@SpheriformLogic]

Yeah I knew it instantly as well

[@Grace-fj1mz]

yes it was a great addition haha

[@brandonmoreo]

I have to go and rewatch it now

[@Grace-fj1mz]

tbh i think im going to rewatch it as well

[@alicon852]

"I suppose it was only a matter of time before I was turned into a furry" -Dave

[@peachycrow9462]

"And a murderous furry at that!"

[@Headchrusherdeth]

Hearing you try to pronounce "ekşi" was the cutest thing omfg.

[@jadeyes12]

Beard he did really well though

[@Avbitten]

I would donate $100 for the chance to braid your hair.

[@zombieedrea]

If i wasn't broke I'd donate 200.

[@samsafe7322]

omg he'll look gorgeous with a fishtale braid 😍

[@AllySenterfitt]

If he lets you, do a waterfall braid.

[@Llynya90]

Well, there´s an idea if he ever decides to do a fundraiser for whatever reason.

[@Anuyushi]

I'll raise the money for your cause so you can donate it

[@insertname5198]

*looks at camera* "Jizz" *drinks from bottle*

[@kyuuchat]

(He said "Cheers.")

[@thearchercat1601]

"Gay"

[@camelianagy1789]

The Archer Cat I see you in a lot of replys of the comments, your goal today was to be a hater?

[@thearchercat1601]

Ana Maria no my goal for today is to become a grandmaster womanizer, but not every one can have what they want

[@DJ-zo6yr]

Very watery

[@pigeonite]

0:40 and this is the really cool moment where dave turns into a manic squirrel.

[@itiscrazey]

Video in short: Hi I'm going to google myself Oh as I expected Hair? Oh god I have FanArt Oh wait what is this Fanfic? ... this ones rated uuuh Others have that to right? Oh lets go on Wait a book? Oh I agree with it My house? I hope it is the musik and not my actual house what they mean.... Oh now we go to the creepy stuff Oh more of my hair Thats old Haha thats funny Okay that was it Lets read some FanFic :D Oh wait uh no to much to read I just stop-

[@shroompkinski]

Oh shoot, my old fan art. Now I feel embarassed

[@ziqrsx]

Which one?

[@somnumisdumb]

Which one?

[@NorwayTracking]

Which one?

[@SkyTheGuy8]

Which one?

[@oj3738]

Which one

[@lordstinson8095]

It hurts to see most of the Wattpad writing involves such dumb teenage fanfic content. There are so many beautiful pieces of writing which go unnoticed.

[@anamikasingh265]

MingoedSpringle Girls have nothing else to do these days lol (thankfully, I'm not one of those).

[@mingledspringle]

Anamika Singh They've lost a reason to live at this point. Most of those fanfictions are painfully generic and predictable

[@pastorofmuppets9346]

wattpad does have good stories tho, still much better overall than tumblr deviantart and the like

[@phrogd6320]

thank you!!

[@roshanfey]

exactly, some really good stuff has come out of that site even if there's a lot of cringeworthy content. although, from personal experience, i'd say tumblr and deviantart are definitely better in terms of skill, writing ability and content.

[@WESTOFEDEN71]

'bugger off' I'm closer to the mystery...

[@Kindrick]

AND I HEARD, AS IT WERE, THE NOISE OF THUNDER, ONE OF THE FOUR BEASTS SAYING, COME AND SEE, AND I SAW, AND BEHOLD, spaghetti.

[@twinborn6028]

I just wanted to thank you Dave, which is boyinaband for all the new people, you have showed me that it is ok to have long hair and be a boy. I have always wanted to have long hair but my family always made me cut it when it got longer than normal. my hair usually is about 7 or 8 inches long but then my family made me cut it to an inch. You have inspired me to let me express my self and grow long hair as long as yours. it's my first year in highschool and I could see all the people around me expressing them selves with dyed hair or wearing what they wanted to wear. I realised with your help that I should just be me and have long hair. Thank you dave you have helped me find my self. I dont have the long hair yet but I know I will get it. I'm determined. Edit: Grammar mistakes fixed.

[@twinborn6028]

and i forgot to add that i convinced my family to let me grow long hair.

[@umrasangus]

welp, my family was already dealing it when i was 5 because i was a serious fan of Iron Maiden, it was so obvious i wanted long hair. Now i have very beatiful curly hair. let that hair grow so majestic!

[@twinborn6028]

umrasangus I am making progress I am about shoulder length rn. I still havent given up.

[@umrasangus]

Go big, bro!

[@twinborn6028]

umrasangus I will! Thx for the support.

[@isabellataylor8810]

"Does boyinaband have a girlfriend? SINGULAR? What kind of rapper do you take me for." Classy, Dave.

[@jupiter5727]

3:41 my second hand embarrassment went through the roof-

[@peachycrow9462]

Hehe badboyhalo art as a pfp, Cool

[@yeeeeeeeee_e]

i love how he said unfortunately when he googled if he was gay

[@RusalkaSky]

Reminds me of the time some lady tracked down Jenna Marbles' home address because her kids were huge fans. They just showed up unannounced one day hoping to meet Jenna. WHY?! How does one think, "Yes, this is a good and very appropriate idea - this will teach my children great things"?

[@johnnyg2186]

jackseptickeye is not from northern Ireland but I am

[@boyinaband]

That's why I cropped the northern part of him.

[@kayla5451]

Oh gosh..

[@bootlegboys903]

Oh I get it

[@supine9822]

You didn't crop the hair XD

[@eklavya3816]

you deserve a million subs

[@izzefidget6015]

“If you want anything more than that bugger off” Fans with packages: :’(

[@o0JamesJutsu0o]

"what is it about the bad boy..." Is that question even needed my man. I think we all know.

[@SpiritRaine]

"'13+ and some times 15+' they have rating systems!?" No, my dear, that is not what that means... •~•

[@inzanedomain1263]

He said Ross was one of the nicest people he met. According to Dan and Arin, he is not

[@tobitoashi]

that was my thought too. but i mean ross could be one of those people whos nice to guests and his friends but a total asshole to his best friends

[@inkberry3596]

lel that's fucked up

[@Renlyn06]

That's not true, they said multiple times that he's actually the nicest guy ever. The psychotic anarchist willing to murder is more of an internet persona (or maybe an alter ego)

[@tobitoashi]

fair enough

[@o.steinman3855]

Ikr I was sufficiently shocked when he said that lol

[@senjinainsworth9893]

How can you be single and I’m here ^_^

[@unfortunateperson3225]

i need to go to bed

[@venti7492]

Bonsoir my golden nugget, bonsoir! (It’s from James veitch’s scamalot I recommend it!)

[@mjforevr2005]

if u make a book call it 'No, I can't call it that!'

[@nyah258]

yes.

[@coloripple]

im not a big anime fan... 9:11 ... but Death Note is amazing!

[@gugutenberg]

You know you've watched it too much when you recognise few seconds of the OST :D

[@Mamushi]

It was a decent OST. A few songs gave me an Exorcist vibe too.

[@pandy3848]

do you want to say death note was responsible for 9/11?

[@MegaIkkuh]

yes, i really want to

[@Brandy._]

Death note was good but it certaintly (my view) wasn't AMAZING i'd say Guilty crown was AMAZING!

[@DemonicMonic]

You know you've made it when you have fanfic.

[@melzhang6000]

3:05; Limelight is a club in my school. A bunch of people draw and write there and at the end of the year, we take drawings, pieces, and other work and turn it into a book, Idk if anyone else's school has this club but I thought it was kinda funny.

[@lickmytoes6230]

how about, "boy in a band H E N T A I"?

[@arbitrarygroundpigeon1801]

I hope to God no one is actually that twisted. But I am 99.99999% sure that someone is. Dang you, Rule 34.

[@deleteme8774]

I'm going to dive in this.

[@deleteme8774]

Thank God nothing obscene.

[@abigaildiana992]

He is too innocent

[@deleteme8774]

If someone make this a thing... Please message me.

[@creaturebeechx]

*sigh*. People who think long hair on a male equals gay or trans. I thought that was just an immature middle school thing. We all know they're not genuinely wondering😒

[@creaturebeechx]

I do appreciate the rainbow ring thing though, as I am actually gay. But oddly, no one guesses that on their own with me😂😂

[@snaylion6585]

Just cause I'm in middle school desnt mean I'm immature

[@user-zg7qn1yb5v]

Having fanfiction of you is really weird. What evil would do such a thing?

[@rainbowzebra700]

People who're extreme fans I guess😐

[@xxmysterychanxx6935]

He says Ross is a nice person Go on MARIO maker and play his levels AKA HELL

[@fritzworley4445]

You should do an entire video on fanfictions about you.

[@BadWolphe]

i agree

[@abbyk3319]

let's nOT

[@justnotchilling5075]

you should lol

[@XiaoKyonko]

NO lol. The cringe would be too much.

[@alexafarris1641]

Like

[@mvtzki]

Am I the only one that felt over joyed when he played the usual background music to Death Note?

[@nahimgood8891]

PORNHUB well seeing as how Death Note is one of the most popular anime, and is on Netflix, most internet people are aware of it.

[@lukebastowsheeran4502]

PEACHES & CREAM no i also liked that too

[@jof7260]

who's your bias? Mine is Taehyung (Death Note is lit and L is so cute)

[@putikpadi275]

Armyy 💕 Who's your bias? Mine's jin 😁

[@wrentheelf2656]

No, i was too.

[@voldemortsnose7336]

whenever I hear someone say 'fanfiction' the old cringey memories start comming back and I'm like DON'T-- JUsT dOnT OKAY???

[@spookyboyo9530]

I frickin' love his ring

[@jessicaballard7434]

who else stayed loyal waiting for him to return during his break?

[@mscraftyperson]

7:04 ... did yo u just pronounce "meme" as "mee-mee"..????

[@echotheresa]

I think he meant "meme-y"

[@Dilianio]

that's how the word was originally supposed to be pronounced

[@TheToneBender]

you pronounce Gif as jif too don't you...

[@valleegirlgames3449]

it was the cutest thing in that video lmao. "Did they make mee mees of my quotes?" I cried.

[@mscraftyperson]

im pretty sure the japanese word for picture is not meme

[@re--dacted]

I like how his biggest problem with the first fanfic was the hairy hands.

[@otaku5869]

Your channel is awesome and you have pretty hair. I love your videos. I feel you have a trust for knowledge which is quite rare these days and I love that. Your music is also really good. I watched Don’t Stay I’m School a long time ago. I recently found your channel and I love all your other songs too. The DNA, AI, and MBTI test videos were great. I wanna try them myself. Make more songs plz and more videos about scientifically interesting things.

[@stefire._5984]

hIS LAUGH IS SO CUTE #DYING

[@hafann]

meoww

[@lopsidedhead]

IT'S 4AM AND I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT THE FUCKING FANFIC

[@Moondust.03]

Dave, one of my favourite things about you is that adorable, cheerful "Hi!" at the beginning of every video. :)

[@sibleywyn8959]

I always get hair product commercials before your vids?

[@UkiKuki877]

Actually, the period on the end is actually his regret for doing that. .-.

[@UkiKuki877]

Yes, I know there are two "actually's".

[@jacksauawesome]

i have googled his hair because thats how i want mine too look

[@roxivuculescu]

I googled his hair because I wanted to see him with short hair.

[@Grace-fj1mz]

we all aspire to have daves hair

[@sasperilla23]

Props for the throw over to CGP Grey! Live his videos. So many things they didn't teach us in school and yet so many they taught us that were totally incorrect!

[@cyandrix]

Amazing how the mic quality went up after a few years! (Not hating, I really enjoy your content)

[@zagan5117]

OH SHEET HE'S ON WATTPAD

[@justnotchilling5075]

what's your wattpad xD

[@Strangely_Sexy]

Holy sheet

[@zagan5117]

CandyChara tell me yours ^-^

[@justnotchilling5075]

Amelia White mine is candychara (lol)

[@zagan5117]

CandyChara I'm adding you den, same pf so you know it's me ;)

[@09csr]

I genuinly spilled tea over my laptop when you started to read that fanfic! XD

[@09csr]

Hehe, not to worry, the laptop survived. :)

[@TeutaTheQueen]

that was so British of you =P

[@09csr]

GreenSorceress A British Swede.. Quite the combo. XD

[@lizabeller]

I wish I was British, I fit the stereotype haha

[@xxlunadazexx5708]

I’m laughing so hard right now! I really enjoy watching his videos, he’s really relatable, and I think that he has really great messages

[@xHarpyx]

Dave will probably never see this but I’ve always admired him and I wish he could see how truly handsome he is. His good soul shines through it makes him even more beautiful. I know this is old, things might’ve changed.

[@izzy1221]

This was.....therapeutic. Can you do more videos where you just explore the Internet? Like you dive the depths of tumblr and fight off trolls on Reddit for us? Might be a spot of fun.

[@Ghiaman1334]

1:18 You do have good fans, but I think your head is probably just full of puns xD

[@Ghiaman1334]

2:08 Yeah, the 'tumblr'ers that are vitriolic like it that way, but don't like it being called out. Like a fetish, but for the ego. *sighs* Before I get shouted at, no, I'm not saying everyone's like that, just commenting on those that are

[@idkglasses]

I always laugh at fanfictions so i was basicly chocking when he started reading 😂

[@lucylunser2023]

Dave says ‘Hi’ with a super high pitched voice. I love it.😂

[@RosesofWillows]

7:39-8:04 That topic is one that really gets to me. More than once, I (and surely others in the comments) have seen update vlogs from favored KZbinrs that moved because fans found where they lived. People that become so fascinated with an entertainer, their actions uproot that person's life. That's horrible! I believe home is like sacred ground for individuals. As a subscriber, I'd feel devastated if I contributed to the loss of a KZbinr's peace zone.

[@trashytrashcanoftrash4557]

"If I was gay I'd be set" I laughed a lot at that...I dunno y

[@vincentvulture8001]

DAHM, your voice in both your music voice and you normal video voice are both hot as hell

[@philliproth5012]

*trying to explain why going on Wattpad is a bad idea *: NO, WATTPAD is... .. . wattpad