boys bedrooms are scary

[@bingobazingo9565]

I imagine Bach sleeps like a cold sarcophagus without a pillow or duvet, flat as a plank with his eyes wide open

[@heatheretaithaha]

nah i think its that BUT a vampire bc he floats a foot above the bed too

[@ItalianBach]

You know me too well

[@gracetrins.]

the no pillows or duvet on your bed has a really homely feel ❤

[@pan8109]

omg a moa!!

[@gracetrins.]

@@pan8109 yass always 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@cherubtears]

I know right❤❤

[@Changbinsrighttoe]

@@pan8109moasssss!!!

[@nr.1txtstan]

HEY MOA😜😜

[@nessaaa_jx]

just putting stuff behind the bed where no one will see for the video then proceeding to show what you've hidden behind the bed for no one to see feels like peak comedy

[@ItalianBach]

Thanks to this comment I’m going to be telling jokes on public transport all day today

[@maddogdogo2178]

bach filming on his phone is like when your 6 year old sibling takes your phone and records a whole bunch of random videos pretending to be a youtuber

[@horanghae1717]

wait this is way too accurate i can see it 😭

[@librarianontheloose]

The La Croix sitting next to the dead crab jar could lead to excitement if you go for a drink in the middle of the night.

[@alex7543]

AHH

[@ItalianBach]

😟

[@SpiritKat1]

Good drink

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

Why do you think the jars so close to empty

[@lemin0u]

bubble tea

[@Ara_is_crying]

The way you pointed at the cat, ignored the cat, then went back and said, "a tiny cat 😁" all over the place. I love it

[@justanothadiva]

Bach asking "is that normal to say" in the first few minutes as if Anything he's ever said has been anywhere close to normality 😭💀

[@LunaReina14]

no pillows or duvet? not even a blanket? just out in the open air ready to get attacked by ghosts or sleep paralysis demons?

[@thatshaquilleoatmeal]

i love the last part because it makes me feel like i'm a 6 inch tall elf boy that he's holding and showing me his domain before he devours me whole

[@elkiew-b]

your creepy as

[@wrongTimewrongPlace]

under the bed telescope not being shown is criminal

[@ItalianBach]

The monsters under my bed use that to spy on me

[@kiromisss]

having a dead crab and NOT KNOWING is crazy. stay safe y'all!!!

[@elenitelevision]

“thank you for your upload alpha bach” we all say in unison ✊

[@jess.edits14]

Thank you for your upload alpha Bach 😍😍

[@Nye9592]

thank you for your upload alpha bach

[@ABoxOfCartonJuice]

*Thank u alpha Bach :33*

[@cowboylikemills]

1:58 "this is how you guys know i'm an actual boy and it's not all a facade" LMFAOOO 😭😭

[@lillyq.l.6842]

That view from your bedroom window? Okay your highness...

[@hatrick-zd4hs]

Thank you for uploading bach, my period started today while i was wearing white pants, blood got literally everywhere and i had to run home, three vampires chased me into my home, like not edward sexy vampires, it was the 1800s draculas, they all chased me down in unison for my tampons, thank you for posting today, cured my egg McMuffin

[@Eisoj8]

“Thank you cam and king for the editing” we all say in unison🔥

[@Ladybugq1]

THANK YOU CAM AND KING FOR THE EDITING

[@imogen5141]

Crocs. Spider-man Style.

[@mosps0]

Those little magnets you have are the most "boy" thing in this video

[@catm2454]

they way he called the dog "deceased" so quickly and excitedly

[@k2a2l2]

the dust in dans room is absolutely insane, ive never even seen that much in years old abandoned buildings

[@tiasmith3499]

Haven't seen what my room used to look like then...

[@juliajules428]

What an honour to see Bach’s bedroom, I feel like a changed woman🫣

[@emmabuckland1246]

this comes off creepy

[@peanuts3886]

goodness what another legendary and magical intro

[@chaoryka]

2:53 never have i heard something more relatable. i do infact have a pack of tampons here in my room

[@chattycassiee]

it’s inarguably worse to have a dead crab and not know that you have a dead crab than to just have a dead crab… like at least the latter can be passed off as an eccentric collector’s item or hobby. but to not know?? how did you even acquire that in the first place, you freak???

[@CatrinAdams]

this man makes me happy

[@lils6065]

“please eat us bach” we all say in unison✊

[@UnkownWonders]

Huh

[@confusedkelly]

The fact that I actually waved my hand over the screen😭

[@DanaCleopatraHerzog]

very much appreciate that you actually gave us a quick room tour xx

[@poppymay2258]

I sound like such a history geek but the great fire of london was in 1666 not 1066 😭

[@ellies2941]

exactly what i thought 😭

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

girl thats not even geeky, every english person knows what happened in 1066 lmao

[@99teck-dq8vq]

bruh lost his bouncy ball😔

[@bugdrawsportraits]

"The best place for stuff is behind things" Italian Bach, 2024

[@elenabarber8069]

that is a really sweet hidden wardrobe- reminds me of the hidden door in my wall downstairs. i think it always looks super nice and its so functional too

[@XurFavBelleX]

Why did i just become a wizard!!!

[@Bawiea]

Bach, that intro really made me smile on a late night, I was already happy, but I smiled anyway. Thanks

[@deepseablu91]

That intro was so cute and worked really well!! Lol made me smile 😊

[@haoskermit]

i don't why, but i feel like i shouldn't be eating while watching this

[@KrunchWorld]

No...

[@pekoe1612]

9:23 1066- battle of hastings, 1666- fire of london

[@H3LL0.K1TT2]

Dan does not truly live in that house, that’s why he doesn’t know what’s in there😭

[@barnze.nfriends]

shared this to the family gc, cheers for that one they loved it

[@Straykids_made_me_stay_8]

The shit and poo room really upgrades the room 😂

[@Prince-Ren]

officially boy-approved. my desk is full of jars that have items ranging from eggshells, to coal, to bones in them. and i have a box of scrap metal beside my bed.

[@Lucieyk]

I love that wave your hand over the screen thing, I had powers for a second and I enjoyed it very much.

[@itsa4536]

not me actually waving my hand over the screen

[@PeatBogGuy]

I saw the crab in the thumbnail and thought “that’s not that weird” and then realised maybe *im* weird for having a collection of animal bones. A deer skull, two full pigeon skeletons, a dead crab and several miscellaneous bones watch me sleep

[@1997jackattack]

“Thank you for watching boy room again alpha Bach” we all say in unison

[@inezsweeney7968]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST CHECKING UR PAGE TO SEE IF U POSTED AND THEN IT POPPED UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES OML

[@frankiel9879]

Oh shoot Bach, I'm looking round my room and there's a lot of flammable posters

[@totallyatlantis]

bach filming his room tour feels like me pretending to be a youtuber filming my room for the 100th time a week

[@zie8238]

0:31 Y'all call urinals yurr-eye-nuls??? I hate being Canadian man, we pronounce rooms like you, but urinals is insane. Please free us from the split custody between American and UK english ☹

[@alpachinko9154]

So basically a neurodivergent version of room raiders is what I'm getting..,... anyone else?

[@Veronica_08_11]

Your firt sip made me want a cup of tea thanks for keeping me hydrated Bach 0:00

[@sienna2029]

My room looks like these rooms it’s a right tip

[@cutesyem1]

"Thank you for the upload Lord Bach" we all say in unison.

[@euanjack6390]

Thank you for making me Google search if I have 3 gooch's. That will now be on my IP address forever...

[@meggo4206]

Every time that fart 💨 sound happened, Isaac slightly smiled. I feel that 😂

[@aliceboarder2390]

i had to pause to laugh at tripe it just really got me

[@elin_]

I'm a 31 yo woman and I love that brick wallpaper

[@chesterplemany]

It looks like a figurine of that Adult Swim cartoon character Assy McGee.

[@beatlefreak67]

Was looking for this comment lol, so obscure 20 years later, cracked up when he said " does it have a holster?! " 😂

[@kay7059]

Saw the thumbnail and got sick but still clicked cuz it’s you, honeyboo

[@yassu20]

Cant wait to see more tragic boy rooms

[@fairybells]

that hand waving thing was awesome

[@saturn_lv3r]

3:55 This scarred me hahaha, i was like- got what....

[@lilspooky3030]

No pillows or cover is really some sinister work

[@PixelPenguin87212]

The way british people say "urinals" is CRAZY 😂

[@JasminMiettunen]

“Stop with the unison comments” we all say in unison 💀

[@Blaxkrain]

4:02 me too! They are called rattlesnake eggs 🤯

[@xoxomarija_]

the fact that u sleep with no pillows is worse than all of their bedrooms combined

[@slinkywhippet]

We've got the same Air Purifier as you 😊 It helps with allergies, dust & fumes from the nearby road, plus it cools the room down too! We love it!

[@Anna-kp6nu]

“i think you call it a globb”

[@BigAlexgator]

I just clap off the filter and spray it with the hose and let it air dry if I have to for the air filter’s filter lol. But seriously cuz it gets so hairy dusty from my dogs so quickly

[@UnkownWonders]

Starting a vlog with this is bussy is so vile 💀🤚

[@jaelynnmonroe9895]

I love the interactive intro bach

[@affirmangel]

congrats for 300k, bach… we all say in unison

[@nyx_re]

He definitely hides a dead raccoon in the funko pop box set up

[@Keylimepie4]

“Thank you for the upload Bach” we all say in unison

[@kerys_n_c]

The great fire of 1066 caught me off guard 😭

[@jasminemcmahon3893]

i have no faith in men apart from this one. Im in love with this man.

[@idamathildeborthen5261]

im afraid my room would look like this if i was living alone

[@courtneywarrenn4765]

obsessed with the American “water” pronunciation- you sound ABSURD isaac

[@Scarr.555]

The Rick and Morty ‘little bits’ reference made me GIGGLE

[@OhNancyJada]

I just visited your channel 2 hours ago hoping to see a new video! I’m happy you posted.

[@Hrtz4BillieE]

the wooden spoon caught me off gaurd

[@ameliam2813]

the intro was fun i feel powerful

[@sirensh.t]

“I’d love for paper on the walls the be a thing” you mean.. wallpaper?

[@k1llmavis]

I’m really high right now and that intro spooked me a little

[@yourtoaster1515]

"pinch and shuffle" is crazy

[@julie_3333]

Why'd he say 'Water' so american though.. 17:06

[@Lockieeee]

I like to think Bach has something like adventure time bedding or something and hides it for his videos

[@nikiheydari-g7i]

i should be revising for my GCSEs but alpha Bach is my top priority 🐺🖖

[@heatheretaithaha]

9:33 fun fact: in america most housing walls are made of wood, paper and wool!

[@K3ll4neseiv35]

Ive stolen your vocabulary alpha batch i now speak like you at school on a daily basis “coz what the actual heck was even actually him anyways”

[@s4kr0]

okay yay i’m early 😝 recently discovered your channel and i really like your videos!!

[@courtneywarrenn4765]

i was NOT prepared for how tall Bach looks in front of the bedroom door??

[@gumlow4120]

I cannot except this man is younger than me

[@chaoticsad5549]

Accept 😊

[@Lola-g1e]

My sister had literally the same brick wallpaper when she was 14 I'm not even joking

[@benrogers2143]

Did he ever find out what a bussy is? I feel like he’d love to add that to his nomenclature

[@tessbowen3361]

Wow I never knew the great fire of London was 600 years before I thought, perfectly coinciding with the battle of Hastings ❤️

[@harperbolton2662]

"thank you Bach for the upload" we all say in unison

[@codyjones8050]

I'm in love with Aidan

[@Thelostscrews]

The dead crab and empty pickle jars are 2 thing I have in my room . 💪