Which beards do you think are the best and worst on this list??
@CarsonRenfroe2 ай бұрын
All are good
@dearpercocet.2 ай бұрын
all are epic
@IsaacTuduriLlabres2 ай бұрын
@@BradleyHallGuitar Mine. xD
@CaXreLL2 ай бұрын
The goatee you are referring to having is called a hamster butt 🤘🏻🤣
@u.l.iofficial3792 ай бұрын
You literally forgot about Fredrik Thordendal
@Xylus.2 ай бұрын
The comment about Vinnie Paul's beard looking AI generated is hilariously accurate.
@tw202392 ай бұрын
How is it that his brother had one of the most godly beards and then he has that choppy try hard shit, rip too both
@cobrasys2 ай бұрын
True. I literally LOL'd here when Beanly said it. Spot on.
@XOChristianaNicole2 ай бұрын
As a former hairstylist/barber, as well as obsessive about heavy metal music - this is the kind of content I live for. Thanks, Bradley.
@viniciusprinholat0922 ай бұрын
Putting Frank Zappa's beard in a mid tier must be an absolute crime
@cobrasys2 ай бұрын
Agreed, the man pulled off a fucking fat-ass 'stache like a boss. S-tier or higher.
@cancercentral999722 күн бұрын
Frank Zappa was the moustache god smh
@putridsomething2 ай бұрын
I like how the green screen picks up the thing on the nirbama shirt so theres just a bean hole
@stephenlindsay37922 ай бұрын
Imagine going on a date with serg in the early 2000s, and he brought his pogo stick just to show you a trick, you'd have so much fun
@halcyon9402 ай бұрын
I know right, but she had so many friends.
@ashtonvause80732 ай бұрын
Dang you beat me to it! I was literally thinking the exact same thing!! 😂😂
@stephenlindsay37922 ай бұрын
@@ashtonvause8073yea but I fucked it up 😂 she had so many friends 😂😂
@IsaacTuduriLlabres2 ай бұрын
Bradley... Are you gonna do "Best pubic hair" for the next one?... It would be Ball-Breaking... xD
@Norpal2 ай бұрын
My boy Marko got done dirty :(
@JVR108932 ай бұрын
How did you do Dream Theater and not do Mike Portnoy’s blue beard?
2 ай бұрын
Exactly my thoughts!🧐
@CompleteProducer842 ай бұрын
In the live stream he mentioned MP and brought up a pic of his blue beard. I can’t recall the exact reason, but I believe he just didn’t think it warranted a spot since the actual beard itself wasn’t as iconic
@sayanmandal22462 ай бұрын
The Blue beard is very much iconic 😮
@CompleteProducer842 ай бұрын
@@sayanmandal2246 Yeah, you're right. I was going to say that it's not as iconic as the other beards on the list, but he picked James too and MP's is far more iconic. I think he just wanted the opportunity to shit on James lol
@gotomychanneltoseemyname2 ай бұрын
It’s like dimebag but blue😅🤣
@spelunkymonke2 ай бұрын
Why did I just read that as "ranking the best BREADS in metal & rock"?😭
@IsaacTuduriLlabres2 ай бұрын
#1 Baguette. xD
@simoboi6952 ай бұрын
because you failed english
@XOChristianaNicole2 ай бұрын
In all fairness, beards contain quite a bit of yeast (as well as human fecal matter. Please, wash your hands, fellas) - and there is even beer, made out of beard yeast. So, bread would be quite appropriate, in this instance.
@metalheadac93682 ай бұрын
Clearly he is hungry
@badembow2 ай бұрын
Dyslexia
@gyurmagyuri6440Ай бұрын
I haven't ever noticed that little goatie of Joakim's beard 😅 Them sideburns still look awesome imo
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t2 ай бұрын
Well, Lemmy really kind of has friendly muttonchops.
@EetuSalminen-uq3tz2 ай бұрын
MARCO HIETALA!
@mayorstudland29292 ай бұрын
I will not tolerate such Joakim slander
@maartenn22172 ай бұрын
Nah it's scarily awful
@The--Big--L--33092 ай бұрын
Sabaton fans must rise
@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing2 ай бұрын
@@maartenn2217tf you mean?
@maartenn22172 ай бұрын
@@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing that it looks like shit, how did you not pick up on that Mr. All_Knowing
@TheNolinator2 ай бұрын
@@maartenn2217loosen up
@thewheelistaken2 ай бұрын
Bless your heart Mr. Hall!!! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this video
@PiousMoltarАй бұрын
Great video Beardley
@gianalfredo2 ай бұрын
ZZ Top’s drummer doesn’t have a Beard but he doesn’t need one, since that’s his freaking last name! Frank Beard
@peeweewallabowski70842 ай бұрын
Troy Sanders has an epic wizard/caveman beard
@guillaumelagueyte10192 ай бұрын
And Kirk Windstein, I would have liked to see both of them in the list.
@NaviDoodlez2 ай бұрын
A N A L B E A R D S 3:50
@vincentmomont75382 ай бұрын
Tom Araya has a pretty cool Santa beard
@veenoir19912 ай бұрын
Toki Wartooth's handlebars. Edit: I just realized that David Koechner (anchorman) looks like Lemmy hahahaha
@markusszelbracikowski956Ай бұрын
This was way more entertaining than it had any right to be 😂
@MagnusRohden-db8gy2 ай бұрын
Loved the livestream for this.
@sendipan0602 ай бұрын
You are looking good man. I must try this Siraj Tikka Beard style.
@user-sam_thes2 ай бұрын
WHERE IS TONY IOMMI?!
@roundcircle27562 ай бұрын
under there
@ihaschevy28662 ай бұрын
jens kidman would dominate this list. dude is litteraly swedish kratos
@GoneTo112 ай бұрын
Just missing Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap - legendary beard.
@zakarhaavevuo25742 ай бұрын
Love it. This man is a true servant of all humankind
@SlothoftheSun2 ай бұрын
Went to Bloodstock and managed to end up in the front row for Amon Amarth, Johan's beard is a work of art, I don't know how it doesn't get singed by the flames.
@MrAlexollie2 ай бұрын
Petrucci looks like Hagrid from HP and I love it.
@mrlor3d2 ай бұрын
But remember Bradley, as Tim Minchin sang only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
@ophilianecr2 ай бұрын
It's like the N word😂😂
@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing2 ай бұрын
@@ophilianecri mean, it's only 2 letters off.
@TheRealMicheálÓHairtnéige2 ай бұрын
Nice to see Billy Gibbons mentioned!
@TheWelhaven2 ай бұрын
Whenever I shave my beard, no one has got anything nice to say. Please grow it out again, they say. But when I do have a beard, they call me grandad. Makes me look old, apparently.
@kolyatonАй бұрын
You don’t like Joakim Broden’s beard??? That’s the coolest beard ever!🤘
@matotuHELL2 ай бұрын
I differ a quite a lot when it comes to judging these beards, but anyway, it's such a funny and amazing thing that you dedicated a whole video to beard rating and take it so seriously. 😀
@vincentmomont75382 ай бұрын
When i grow a beard one day I want the bread that the old Lamb of God drummer had like around the Sacrament period
@blupandaxalt2 ай бұрын
I really think you should have ranked Portnoy as well!
@whatever-it-takes2 ай бұрын
03:52 bro 💀💀💀
@Metalhead-d5f2 ай бұрын
He forgot all of black sabbath, excluding ozzy and dio
@rachelBrady-ni2 ай бұрын
No No he didn't They aint on this list kid
@Bonded_By_Blood2 ай бұрын
Robb Flynn's trident beard for the win!
@ambroz-xdАй бұрын
Nah bro, putting Joakim below Scott Ian is criminal
@frankieinjapan2 ай бұрын
You should've used James Hetfield's weird double beard from death magnetic days 😂
@PIZZAdayisback2 ай бұрын
1:25 you know what's better than 24? 25! *EARPIERCING LAUGH ENSUES*
@V3ntilator2 ай бұрын
The cursed one looks like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Carribean.
@ophilianecr2 ай бұрын
😂 My ex has dreadlocks and I sent him that Pic and told him he needs a matching cthulu beard for his look😂😂😂
@V3ntilator2 ай бұрын
@@ophilianecr Haha. Nice.
@TerryBollea1Ай бұрын
If you flipped Statics head upside down on his neck.....you wouldn't be able to tell that its upside down.
@patatromb2 ай бұрын
now, this was a real random tier list❤
@lucadorastefan84722 ай бұрын
Finally a live that I got to, it was cool🔥 But beardline was fucking genius😭
@HaZZb972 ай бұрын
Your upper lip (the bit between the lip and nose I assume you mean) is called the Philtrum. The more you know 🌈⭐️
@KuzyukovAleksandr2 ай бұрын
I don't agree with every beart but it was interesting. Thanks!
@deborahd71712 ай бұрын
You thankfully overlooked the Yngwie muttonchops.
@Farmen.Ай бұрын
Fenriz for the win all the way
@ophilianecr2 ай бұрын
Im the kinda woman who LOVES bearded men. BUT IT HAS TO BE STYLED!!! Ive had partners who did the immaculately groomed Van Dyke, an 1800s curled stache and full beard, currently watching my man use a heated beard comb, beard oils and pomade.... His perfectly trimmed beard and stache....he looks like A MAN!!!🥵
@u_got_sarged10062 ай бұрын
Joining Twilight Force is crazy. Congrats bro
@user-or4dy1bc3j2 ай бұрын
Metal beard boys
@benw44092 ай бұрын
Halford's grandad beard is the beard to end all beards.
@alcrapone11312 ай бұрын
I serious lack of kirk windstein here...
@ElGroodleReezo2 ай бұрын
Kirk ascends above the tiers
@cruciferum2 ай бұрын
TWILIGHT FORCE!!! WHAT?! WHAT?! How could you have kept this from us?
@bunnirr2 ай бұрын
What about Christopher Lee
@petey71872 ай бұрын
Best tier list yet
@simardrum55592 ай бұрын
A got a Yousician James hetfield ad at the same time you was ranking Hetlfied
@mattvillarrubia36212 ай бұрын
Unrelated. Just saw you play Progpower with twilight force and you were great!
@matiosmi1372 ай бұрын
I would add Per Nilsson from Scar Symmetry with his iconic navy captain beard. Would probably land in the caveman tier
@delix7872 ай бұрын
2:15 BRO YOU KILLED ME. 😂 10:19
@TheBfutgreg2 ай бұрын
2:30 I'd call it the "Power Button"
@STOPLIKEBEGGARS1012 ай бұрын
Good name! I don't think Joakim's beard is that bad. Neat and well kept at least. But Pär from Sabaton has a nicer beard!
@henrihell2 ай бұрын
1:50 about sums up this video.
@IgorShinob2 ай бұрын
Long live NOTEPAD++'S INFINITE NEW TABS FEATURE
@LucasBloom232 ай бұрын
My comments were in that video, but none of them were ever read out loud in the video. Only in the original live stream
@lukaskolisek22082 ай бұрын
If you put a wig on Leland Sklar, he'd look exactly like Dumbledore from the first two movies where he was played by Richard Harris.
@stephen51122 ай бұрын
Black Sabbath and Judas Priest deep dive please
@groltann2 ай бұрын
Where's Peter Tägtgren (Hypocrisy and Pain) and his Jack Sparrow-esque double goatee?
@likelee67572 ай бұрын
Actually at First he did consider Peter for the List but then he just put the Guy from Nightwish in there. I also think Peter should be part of the list
@tankems2 ай бұрын
YOUR IN TWILIGHT FORCE NOW!??!??!?
@Teme0520Ай бұрын
I was ENRAGED when I saw you rank Joakim’s glorious beard so low, but then I realized, in my opinion, Pär has the best beard in Sabaton
@warcraftmurloc20752 ай бұрын
twilight fooooorceer 🥳🤘🏻🥳
@ANOKNEEMOOSE2 ай бұрын
now that I think about it, Bradley's beard looks like Adrian Smith's beard
@thomasowens48442 ай бұрын
Dimebag in general deserves to be in wizard tier
@insertname89992 ай бұрын
troy from mastodon is literally a wizard
@nunninkav2 ай бұрын
If Chris' beard is cursed, most people want to know how to end up with that curse. 11 straight #1 Rock chart singles, they hold the record.
@Milanobradovic17372 ай бұрын
ZZ Top dusty hill and billy gibbons
@connormaloney21802 ай бұрын
Zappa should have been SS tier
@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing2 ай бұрын
Like Schutstaffel? The Nazis? What do you mean?
@jamesrae72462 ай бұрын
Neil Fallon has a great no-nonsense beard.
@کوروششفائی2 ай бұрын
Funny topic😂🤟🏼
@DIPLLE2 ай бұрын
you should've added mastodon beards too
@Mr.Goldbar2 ай бұрын
I'd say Rudess, Petrucci, Zakk and Scott Ian way higher. Jim Root all the way in D because it made him switch to this chinless mask that makes him look like an alpaca. Also, 2000s Serj would look like Kenny G without the beard XD
@SaulG882 ай бұрын
I've always said that Vinnie Paul had the worst beard in metal, good to finally see someone agreeing 👍🏻
@tomhuitema20682 ай бұрын
Bjorn Gelotte has a goated beard
@keimeri92 ай бұрын
Can you make a video listening to every Stratovarius album?
@tomasjonsson71412 ай бұрын
Frank Zappa is the goat and easy S tier 🐐🐐🐐
@laurisaarinen11262 ай бұрын
I agree with so much of this list but... Vinnie my man! It's not bad! It's just Texas baby! I think he pulled it off. But obviously nowhere near the god levels of his brother's beard, that doesn't even seem like it could be cut off. He would have become a different person.
@DreamTheaterFan692 ай бұрын
Lamb of god deep dive when
@spelunkymonke2 ай бұрын
Great pfp bro!
@IsaacTuduriLlabres2 ай бұрын
@@DreamTheaterFan69 I would watch that one, but they're songs are very similar, tbh...
@southernpanda332 ай бұрын
11:39 Rob looks like he should work at Gringotts these days.
@SlipknotGlazer5152 ай бұрын
St anger snare drum beard
@southernpanda332 ай бұрын
You can’t mention “2000’s douchebag goatees” and not mention Wayne Static. Well done.
@farn4512 ай бұрын
whenever i see James from Dream Theater all I see in my head is Arnie saying, "Bennett led ov zum zteem...."
@Joe.8882 ай бұрын
You missed out mark Mendoza from twisted sister. That thing is painted on!
@akun02 ай бұрын
Missed the chance to put robzombie in a vid
@alexiluffy2162 ай бұрын
lmao sea shanty 2 at the end xD
@davidyates88802 ай бұрын
I have a beard and I approve this video.
@mynamedoesntfitgah2 ай бұрын
Anyone who has seen Avatar The Last Airbender can't look at Kerry King the same way. The urge to pull it is just too strong
@TheFinerPrint2 ай бұрын
Yerr a bizard, Warry
@r34ldr4ngus52 ай бұрын
All the discussion makes sense right up until the part where you put it on the tier list! Highly entertaining nonetheless