Favourite Tim Vine joke: "Our local police commissioner gave a talk on drugs...I couldn't understand a word he said"
@gdfggggg9 ай бұрын
Ha ha.
@KRPTV Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding in the UK!🙂🙂🙂
@keith64009 ай бұрын
Ambrosia is the mythological food of the Greek gods. I think that is where the food company took the name.
@keith64007 ай бұрын
@lifesbutastumble Which is the root of the joke.
@paulbriody2973 ай бұрын
I love it.
@geese5061 Жыл бұрын
The man is relentless and his timing is impeccable. Like the old British 70’s comics without the more questionable material
@seniorslaphead8336 Жыл бұрын
That's the word... absolutely relentless.
@TheCheshireCat2190 Жыл бұрын
Awww i haven't watched tim vine in years, i forgot how funny he really was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤
@martins8619 Жыл бұрын
Tim's set is always good, clean fun. Forgot how long ago this show was too, as he's done many more since.
@BLew657 Жыл бұрын
Ive seen this before but still made my cheeks hurt with laughter 😂😂 😭😭 Absolute king of one liners 😂
@JamBar1873 Жыл бұрын
His ventriloquist act is amazing. And pen behind the ear.
@2old4gamez Жыл бұрын
Agreed, that ventriloquism act is a pure gold.
@martinappleby764 Жыл бұрын
“Amazing” ? What did he mean by that ?
@InspektorDreyfus Жыл бұрын
HOCKEYSTICK BEHIND THE EAR!
@TheCheshireCat2190 Жыл бұрын
@@martinappleby764 That had me howling when he did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@callumnoblett49056 ай бұрын
I watched his ventriloquist act about 10 times in a row first time I came across it. Stupid , hilarious , genius
@charlesfrancis6894 Жыл бұрын
You may enjoy Tim in the series "Not Going Out" with Lee Mack.
@abarratt8869 Жыл бұрын
The epic, fabulous Tim Vine. He can do this for hours. One of his best ever was "Spoons." I can't remember the lead up context, but "Spoons" was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard.
@annemaclean6634 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Tim Vine, he's so quick, you've got to be on the ball to catch all his one-liners!! It's really stupid and absolutely hilarious. When he said 'can you remember the last time you ate rice pudding?' Then said 'you must have ambrosia', Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding we have in the UK, Ambrosia - Amnesia!! Great reaction Brad & Lucy, so good, I loved it, you're right, it does get to the stage where you're laughed out, because the gags are so fast!! All the best folks and take care. 😊😊
@blundershock Жыл бұрын
Love me a bit of Tim Vine. Great stuff, cheers. :)
@patrickmaloney6440 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, magic! You found Tim Vine!! Love it! Remember to breathe Brad!
@22seanmurphy Жыл бұрын
Just brilliant and as you said funny but silly just like Tommy Cooper 😊
@GlastoGeek7 Жыл бұрын
Tim Vine - British comedy legend🇬🇧😅
@jasonjones3638 Жыл бұрын
If Tim can't brighten up your day you've officially died inside. Hey B & L he actually held the Guinness world record for the most amount of one-liners in 1-hour I think it's been beaten but yeh he's so quick.
@TheGarryq Жыл бұрын
The guy who beat broke him broke the rules and Tim was reinstated
@jasonjones3638 Жыл бұрын
@@TheGarryq- Ah wicked, didn't realise that
@kjmusicalmarshall10 ай бұрын
I wonder if there's a Guinness world record for how long someone can hold a pint of Guinness, and if there is, I wonder who the Guinness Guinness holder world record holder is? (One of Tim Vine's)
@LowGrav1ty Жыл бұрын
This probably won't surprise anyone lol but he holds the world record, I think, for the most jokes told in a hour ... or something like that 😂 love the videos! 👌
@rossshepherd9836 Жыл бұрын
No no, he did, but some Dutch (I think) guy beat him.
@NewFalconerRecords Жыл бұрын
@@rossshepherd9836 An Australian beat him, but he was able to read the jokes off a page. Vine did it from memory. As an Australian I think that that was an unfair advantage, Tim Vine still deserves the record. That's a rare admission from an Aussie over a Pom but Tim Vine is such a genius.
@rossshepherd9836 Жыл бұрын
@@NewFalconerRecords, ah, thanks for the info. Yeah, I get the crushing blow. As a Scot, I understand your sacrifice.
@stewartmackay Жыл бұрын
I just don't know how he remembers these. Incredible.
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
At one time held The World Record(without notes or prompts) of 499 jokes in an hour !!!
@jasonjones3638 Жыл бұрын
So I was watching this Japanese football game, and I thought this is going on a bit long isn't it, so I asked the Japanese guy sitting next to me and he explained ' There's 6 minutes of Ninjury time' - Tim Vine.
@druidswillow1052 Жыл бұрын
King of the one-liners/dad jokes, Absolutely love Tim Vine the Goofy Genius, Brad is so going to be using these in days/weeks/years to come! 🇨🇦🤭🇬🇧✌️
@markjones127 Жыл бұрын
Love him, I remember him playing at our student union in the early 90's and he had everyone in tears, absolutely hilarious, and seeing him live you laugh so much it's literally painful! Some references are very specific like the rice pudding Ambrosia joke, Ambrosia is just a brand name for rice pudding in the UK.
@ericj166 Жыл бұрын
And I thought it was Amnesia ... or did I ?
@allanmartin10054 ай бұрын
Watching you guys always cheers me up, shows you how desperate I am. 😳
@kduxliverpool765 Жыл бұрын
He's rapid!! Great stuff team ❤
@paulrodgers9176 Жыл бұрын
Good to see you guys found the genius Tim Vine. Amazing how he stores all those jokes in his mind 👏👏
@Dallas-Nyberg Жыл бұрын
You need a very good memory to quick fire one liners.... they work though... the bad ones are quickly gone and are usually followed by a good one.
@marchgow Жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong TipEx. This is a product used to correct written mistakes. Sometimes in a tub or pen. The tub has a small stick with brushes on the end, that you use to paint over the mistake.
@matthewreynolds8025 Жыл бұрын
TipEx is a brand name. Some people call the stuff liquid paper, invented for correcting mistakes on typewriters.
@flea1972 Жыл бұрын
@marchgow now my phone screen is covered in TipEx.
@attentionaddicts Жыл бұрын
In America it's called "Whiteout"
@jonboy8951 Жыл бұрын
I'm seeing tim vine next week. Can't wait
@bradlucy Жыл бұрын
Awesome 👌
@stuartryan610 Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid our family used to stand around the piano wishing someone could play it. Then it was 5pm and the shop shut.
@jamesbatten8659 Жыл бұрын
Only Tim could think of crayon fence posts in a Guinea pigs garden. 😂🇬🇧❤️🦮
@sundrieddelivers Жыл бұрын
The Quincy joke was based on an American tv programme from the 80’s about a medical examiner. It was really popular in the U.K.
@MichaelWeir-pv6fc8 ай бұрын
I do enjoy your father and daughter reactions❤
@bradlucy8 ай бұрын
Lol, who's your daddy Lucy
@stephenhourd4653 Жыл бұрын
Another fab reaction!
@SpudgunStreams Жыл бұрын
The great thing with Tim, if you dont get a joke or dont like one, there's another one you might like in 5 seconds time
@richardhargrave6082 Жыл бұрын
He says that if you don't like this joke, they'll be another one along in a second! Looking forward to the next ones
@johnmilton7578 Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia is a brand of caned rice pudding in the UK.
@marchgow Жыл бұрын
Yes and the word ambrosia sounds like amnesia.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull Жыл бұрын
King of the Dad Jokes
@loungejay85556 ай бұрын
6:30 "Quincy" was the name of a fictional American Medical Examiner/detective in a show of the same name. "We're talking about human lives," is a thing he would say in the show.
@terrybrett467 Жыл бұрын
So funny but sometimes I just hate myself laughing so much.
@euronick61 Жыл бұрын
I love Tim .. he is hilarious
@gazzatfb19 ай бұрын
hi guys just joined your channel love it
@bradlucy9 ай бұрын
Awesome, thank you 😁
@christopherdavis4135 Жыл бұрын
Tim Vine was one of the comedians who got me interested in one liners, always makes me laugh.
@TheCheshireCat2190 Жыл бұрын
Tim vine reminds me of tommy cooper, who you should definitely do a reaction to guys, a great comedic n sadly missed ❤❤
@Brian-om2hh9 ай бұрын
Tim vine once said he had a drink problem. He got sent to a treatment centre right on the boundary between England and Wales. The staff there told him he was a borderline alcoholic.
@config2000 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Tim Vine moments is "Flag Hippo". It's very silly but the most silliest part is right at the end as the guy in the hippo costume is leaving. I won't spoil anything.
@ramsey6681 Жыл бұрын
Oh, Christ! Flag hippo..! 😂
@helvete983 Жыл бұрын
Clean, Silly fun, love Tim Vine and I'm the dirtiest bastard ever
@marvinactuallygardens Жыл бұрын
I found Tim Vine through his time on taskmaster he’s fantastic
@stevious7278 Жыл бұрын
And not a single profanity was uttered;yet we piss ourselves laughing. Tim Vine,Stewart Francis and Milton Jones, 3 modern masters of the one liners! Tim's appearance on Taskmaster is a sight to behold too if you get the chance.
@madmurdock1008 ай бұрын
What a shame then that you had to use profanity in your comment
@stevious72787 ай бұрын
@lifesbutastumbleI didn't draw any lines mate. I simply mentioned 3 top tier clean comics If you want to step outside for a moment then you must include Gary Delaney... and maybe Jimmy Carr 😂✌👍
@RickyRyan718 Жыл бұрын
Tim is one of the nicest guys out there, obviously some are British references but it’s comedy that just pleasant and non offensive 🤙
@nathanblack9405 Жыл бұрын
Got to be my 5th time watching this😂😂
@Ali1986Koksal Жыл бұрын
It kind of annoys me when people watch Tim Vine on KZbin and then leave negative comments like his jokes are either terrible or cringey. For one he's a one liner comedian so what do you expect? And secondly people should stop and think more about how ingenious and clever his material is because I think I'm right in saying he writes ALL of his own material. And not just that it's so well thought out and the way he's able to incorporate props into his stand up etc ... I just think it must go completely unnoticed just how much thought must go into everything that makes it into his final routine because you have to have a certain level of intelligence to come up with this stuff.
@Kurvz Жыл бұрын
Tim is awesome, so silly mainly so funny
@jentill1034 Жыл бұрын
Hey you two! 💞 I just started this video and OMG, you are both sooo very sweet and I appreciate the shout out. Lucy, anytime you need to relax and fall asleep, I would be honored if you played any of my videos to do so. ♥💕 Brad and Lucy are the BEST and all of you have to admit, they crack us up and keep us all smiling!
@bradlucy Жыл бұрын
😊🤪❤️
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
@@bradlucy Good Reaction, as usual, Guys. Tim did hold the World Record for 499 jokes in ONE HOUR with no notes😀
@KingoRichie1990 Жыл бұрын
Tim Vine broke the Guinness World Record for the most jokes told in an hour, with 499. I don't know if he still holds the record though.
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
No, not anyone. After his wondrous British effort, some no-good,cheating, double-crossing, fake, sham, no good (he really was no good, hence the repetition) Aussie beat it by covering himself with notes and prompts.
@garethm3242 Жыл бұрын
Love Tim Vine. Haven't watched this yet but I suspect you two will - as I did - find him funny almost against your better judgement :p [Edit]: May I recommend his show "So I Said to This Bloke" - It's world class and you'll love it]
@jfergs.330211 ай бұрын
Quincy, a tv show. Medical examiner, a very earnest guy, played by Jack Klugman. Amnesia/Ambrosia... Ambrosia is a food company, they make a fantastic (tinned) rice pudding :).
@jasonwebster8330 Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding here in the UK
@davekite5690 Жыл бұрын
I needed that lol
@harnois75 Жыл бұрын
70s 80s TV show, Quincey MD - 'we're talking about human lives'.
@sdebruin109 Жыл бұрын
You love comedians look at Tommy Cooper he is hilarisch gr from john from Rotterdam Holland
@Davidrutland3 Жыл бұрын
,Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding in the UK
@stuartryan610 Жыл бұрын
I tried shoplifting but it was too heavy, so I tried my local news stand.
@ansugib Жыл бұрын
Quincy was a American medical drama.
@emmahowells8334 Жыл бұрын
Love Tim vine he's hilarious. 😂😂😂
@gavingiant6900 Жыл бұрын
If I remember properly, I think he did a 24 hour thing for Comic Relief or Children In Need. Something along them lines. Just one liners/dad jokes.
@ghtqwrrt871 Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia is a well known brand of rice pudding in the UK
@cynthiaschultheis1660 Жыл бұрын
COMEDY LIKE GALLAGHER AND THAT RED HEADED GOOFY GUY!!!😄😆😁😃😀😅😂
@vahidshahadi9817 Жыл бұрын
I quite like his Flag Hippo clip too 😂
@martinwright9238 Жыл бұрын
I subscribed so Brad feels better .
@gdfggggg9 ай бұрын
Awwww, she loves you ❤
@Aberbrothock1 Жыл бұрын
Tim Vine is a similar one liner as like your fellow Canadian Stewart Francis.
@tonyk6153 Жыл бұрын
He’s brilliant
@nigelchapman6211 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been to one of his live shows, it’s unrelenting fun, so stupid it’s actually genius! Your jaw aches because you can’t stop laughing. Watch his ventriloquist act definitely!
@allano937 Жыл бұрын
the rice pudding joke where he said he he didn't remember is a play on amosmia ( loss of memory ) and ambrosia ( a brand name in uk for tinned rice pudding )
@simonward2663 Жыл бұрын
How does he remember his set?
@fulviozottola50126 ай бұрын
It was Ambrosia, instead of Amnesia.
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
For a while Tim held the World Record for 499 jokes in an hour with no notes
@stuartryan610 Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia - a brand of rice pudding and custard.
@dragonk8494 ай бұрын
Never change,your both cool
@gamleskalle1 Жыл бұрын
Jaundice people love the band Yello.
@philliploving8289 Жыл бұрын
When you both coming uk? Please.... East Devon, I show you a good time and scenery
@TheGarryq Жыл бұрын
Holds the Guiness Record 499 jokes in an hour. Said he was going to crack open some champagne to celebrate but that's a bit dangerous, and decided just to take the cork out instead
@mvwmark89555 күн бұрын
check out Flag hippo by Tim Vine....., Hilarious
@TheCheshireCat2190 Жыл бұрын
Why is it always clowns 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤
@thepsyentwist8452 Жыл бұрын
Brad you are the luckiest man on Earth
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
Behind Andy Bradbury..
@flea1972 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣✌️👍 Hard to believe he's Jeremy Vine's brother. 👍
@booradley8895 Жыл бұрын
You sure? I always thought that it was the other way round?
@quarkwrok Жыл бұрын
You're thinking of Grape.@@booradley8895
@retrowatches1655 Жыл бұрын
Surely you knew the quincy joke . It was an American series .
@bradlucy Жыл бұрын
We are Canadian and I vaguely recall it
@retrowatches1655 Жыл бұрын
@@bradlucy wow thanks for replying .didn't realise your Canadian. Hope your not to cold . Lol . I'm 55 and loved it in the UK as a kid . I enjoy your channel and keep up the good work and the laughing.
@AlBarzUK Жыл бұрын
Quincy MD = USA doctor series.
@17071701 Жыл бұрын
will u be reacting to the rest of the video?
@bradlucy Жыл бұрын
Yes, definitely 😀
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
@@bradlucy Great.:)
@gbulmer Жыл бұрын
Thank You. I needed a good laugh. Yes, he is very silly. He tickles my very childish 'funny bone'. Best Wishes. ☮ Brad, it's never too late to change. 🤔 Question: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: One. But the lightbulb must really want to change. 😀 That's older than Tim Vine.
@bradlucy Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@gbulmer Жыл бұрын
@@bradlucy I thought I'd seen most Tim Vine's video, but this was new! Tim's funny anyway, but Brad's guffaws are infectious (in a good, non-itchy way 😀) Best Wishes to both of you. ☮
@frozengamer3030 Жыл бұрын
He’s great on not going out
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
He and Lee Mack were great together...
@danielhead8123 Жыл бұрын
Genius
@StanleypeterDickinson5 күн бұрын
Tim Vine TV I gotta smartphone and a TV licence Auntie Beeb. No TV. Repeats. We ask the Questions! Call My Bluff!
@petmur24515 ай бұрын
Have you tried The Young Ones, about students in the 1980s, it’s hilarious
@lovetolay6 ай бұрын
Be who you are,
@michellemason7859 Жыл бұрын
Carry on being you xxx
@ianjones2187 Жыл бұрын
I went to book tickets to see locally sold out in 30; minutes
@timmyturton1035 Жыл бұрын
If you like Time Vine you should give Stewart Francis a try he’s hilarious at one liners. 😁👍🏼