31 minutes of best one-liners. Mock The Week Compilation by Gary Delaney - all 18 Wheel of news sets

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I've a new tour on sale now for the second half of 2021 and 2022. The first dates are already on sale at www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen from Covid 19 shutdowns, so don't worry I'm not planning on leaving out Brum, Manchester, Liverpool, Aberdeen, Belfast, Norwich and all the other currently missing places. I'll let my mailing list know when new venues are added or when sold out venues drop social distancing and hence release more tickets.
On Blue Monday 18th Jan 2021 I'm releasing a free download of my first tour show to subscribers to my mailing list. You can join at www.garydelaney.com
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There's a new version of this now with the sound fixed and the accidentally repeated section on animals removed. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnO1n2ifmJWhqdU Tour dates are here: www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows. If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.

[@johnconnor3865]

Who brings animals to a comedy show?

[@kanedaku]

Mr Millican you slayed with 'my girlfriend and I are trying for a baby, her mum is helping out, so I'll get hard'. You have won the internet in all perpetuality.

[@kanedaku]

Gotta love Tiff. Hot yes but shes easy on the eye. Plus attractive.

[@GjergjMero]

Who the fuck complained about that repeated section? Damn you PETA!

[@stephenrees7041]

It's still repeated bruh

[@alecharmson8961]

When the comedians start laughing you know the joke is a home run. Greg's reaction around the 6 minute mark is timeless 😂

[@5cott1711]

When the comedians start laughing it’s part of the rehearsed performance

[@chinabeach82]

"Knock knock, who's there grandad shit stop the funeral" 🤣🤣

[@andrewbinney2757]

Absolutely class. Nearly had an asthma attack. Bought a xmas tree........"are you going to put it up yourself?"........ "no I thought the living room!" 😂

[@steveb1972]

You know you’re good when you’ve got other comedians crying with laughter!👍🏻

[@fezzik7619]

This comment makes no sense.

[@bigkuriboh3814]

@@fezzik7619 how so?

[@fezzik7619]

@@bigkuriboh3814 It’s as if he’s saying comedians have a different sense of humor than everyone else which just isn’t true. Like just because they’re professional joke tellers it takes more to make them laugh. If someone is funny they’re funny, simple as that.

[@bigkuriboh3814]

@@fezzik7619 I think it is quite reasonable to suggest that people whose work lives are literally all about comedy would mean they would be harder to tickle. Would you be more impressed making me laugh, or making Jack Dee laugh?

[@fezzik7619]

@@bigkuriboh3814 Neither. Humor is subjective. A person will find what you say funny or they won’t. It depends on their overall sense of humor and the style(s) of humor that appeal to them. I wouldn’t feel it more of an accomplishment to make a famous comedian laugh as I don’t put any stock in celebrity.

[@fragfb4175]

Easily my favourite comedian. His jokes are easy to steal and use down the pub. You know, pub. Remember those?

[@sfxfreakz8446]

Aahh the memories of the pub. Takes me back to the good old days 🤣

[@williamdonnelly895]

What are jokes? 🤔

[@erinobrien8408]

Yeah, pubs...sigh! We were so young and naive back then! Love the schadenfreude and the porpoise jokes - classics!! Now, just have to go on a crawl to use these jokes 🍸🍻

[@williamdonnelly895]

@@erinobrien8408 🤣👌🤣

[@wfcoaker1398]

Don't you long for precedented times? The Before Time seems so long ago.

[@alfonso4955]

He is without doubt one of the funniest comedians around. Most comedians don't even raise a smile from me, he had me in tears! Real talent.

[@pressureworks]

Sorry, I didn't get your joke here. :(

[@mandead]

"Muzzle him." "I don't know, but he's got a beard" That's absolutely brilliant.

[@jameshollyoak8230]

I’m so going to use that at work tomorrow

[@tonygriffin_]

Excellent from start to finish. Every pun a winner. You can have this one: My grandad was responsible for bringing down several Nazi planes during WW2. The Luftwaffe said he was the worst mechanic they ever employed.

[@susanjewitt8783]

TONY GRIFFIN. Great joke 😂😂😂😂

[@tonygriffin_]

@@susanjewitt8783 Thanks!

[@steadytube]

Hahahahahaaahahahh

[@bigkuriboh3814]

Meh joke.

[@123Herbiedog]

Top class

[@levimcglinchey5843]

Alcoholic ginger beer was an absolute belter, as was the diesel escort

[@rappel322]

The one with couple weaving on the road and you shouting: GET A LOOM! Had me in tears 🤣🤣🎉 Love from Denmark

[@Poet1968]

I think he's very under rated. Should be more famous 😊

[@gbjanuary]

👍🏻🤪

[@Keston1302]

"Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that but she's a big girl" Lol 😂 That's hilarious.

[@66Viscount]

Absolutely brilliant.....watching this in bed at night with headphones on and been told off by the other half for laughing so much🤣

[@Handel9000]

I love the way he cracks himself up! 🤣

[@unbiasedcobra6672]

I haven't had to pause a video so many times to catch my breath and wipe my eyes in a long time. This was brilliant.

[@jjharson7344]

In my humble opinion this man is a comic genius, his timing and delivery is perfect..... one liners - Tommy Cooper - never heard of her! ;)

[@rshunt3r]

Thanks Gary for putting some laughter and a smile on all our faces during this shite time we are in. Great Stuff

[@loqutisborg5416]

Abso-tively, Pos-ilutely HILARIOUS

[@michaelhesford5191]

I can’t watch Gary without crying ! He’s my favourite

[@stevious7278]

My stomach hurts and my face is wet from the tears! Sooo needed a good laugh in 2021. Thanks heaps mate. Love your work!

[@rodintoulouse3054]

Glad i found this compilation . One of the best British comedians. I miss your humour since i left the uk

[@ashb702]

You can see the other comedians die inside when he tells some of his jokes.

[@andydonnelly8677]

I'm gonna be honest and say I'm stealing these one liners, comedy gold.🤣😂👍

[@terryspurr6753]

Cracks me Gary up when you start laughing before the punchline.... It’s as if you know what’s coming. 😂

[@dollybozter8183]

I really enjoy the mix of dark and punny humour, as a non native speaker there are some jokes i only get the second time round, but i have to say you're really good at making people laugh without the need for a long anecdote for a setup and just blasting punchlines at people in rapid succession. Keep it up! Especially in these Dark Times. Greetings from the land of the unfunny and the Schadenfreude

[@clungepoker6749]

My favouritist comedian of ever... I have watched this compilation countless times and still laugh my arse off every time 😂😂😂

[@hawkpaul8735]

Well this just made my day a lot better. Thanks for the laughs Gary.

[@mrmiscellaneous105]

Milton Jones: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@emmettcoen]

He's so underrated... he is so funny 😂

[@3DCGdesign]

Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant. I've come up with a hundred great one liners this year, but I stole them all from you. It was a stoke of genius.

[@colinevans7134]

I've seen them all but gary is the best of one liners can watch him for hours love it 8 kind regards colin from croydon surrey 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaileal8806]

You are one talented man Gary, thanks so much for sharing. Can't wait to see you live once life returns to normal..

[@SlimShady40]

Gary Delaney is absolutely hilarious. Just quality material

[@Hiltok]

Thank you Mr.Delaney. PS You make me laugh more rapidly than Sarah does, but I prefer listening to her voice. Anyhow, you're both champions. Carry on.

[@peterschuetz8802]

Razor sharp edgy wit that turns me upside down I’m laughing so hard. Brilliantly clever puns that make the other comedians wonder how he comes up with them.

[@kevintracey4644]

Priceless!

[@noeldarby1635]

I can rewatch this material over and over......never get bored, gary, tim vine ,milton and stu francis are the dogs bollocks 👍

[@jimmythefarker]

always been my king of one liners. Love to see him live (in New Zealand)

[@Seasider70]

Thank you Gary, you've cheered me up.

[@keithlittlebury2986]

Thank God the video finally ended! I just couldn't sustain so much laughing out loud. I'm in tears of laughter. 👍🙏

[@mackkaman]

Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this

[@RichTBiscuit101]

Gary, you are a genius. Thank you for all the laughs

[@justicelut]

So fast and the best at one liners. Go Gary!

[@frankdehaan3980]

So many funny tv shows in the UK, love watching them. This is one of my favorites, and Gary should be on alot more of those shows, this was epic 😂

[@ayoubniyaz]

Haven't laughed this hard in ages. In tears

[@benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095]

Excellent Gary. :) The "Pro Bono" and "Winnie the Pooh" gags were my favourites.

[@PS_testing321...]

Genius. Why I loved George Carlin so much, the play on words. Well done!

[@donb3557]

Incredibly funny and an imagination that’s in the stratosphere clever beyond words👍🏼

[@nq875]

Wow, I needed this right now, brilliant!!🤣🤣

[@wanderingbrummie]

He’s absolutely brilliant live, so many jokes in one night. See him if you get a chance.

[@derekcable]

Always looked forward to Gary on Mock The Week 😂 Must try & see him live 😊

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Tour on sale now at GaryDelaney.com more dates to be added through 2021 as places reopen.

[@mickeyfilmer5551]

Very Funny gags . Howling here- I just trod on the dog!!

[@SuperRichie200]

Sooo dammed funny. Just discovered him and gonna book up for his next tour.

[@juggenbugger]

could watch you all day

[@Class158]

Diesel in the escort! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@UK-ScOpE]

trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)

[@user-fl8yv7rz6f]

I've been watching, thanks for Gary Delaneying.

[@hans-christianlarsen6762]

It's just as funny second time around 🤣👏😁 One liners are hard, but beautiful when timed and delivered like this 😎👍

[@lakesbiker7286]

Simply brilliant. Wanted to watch Garry live at a venue near me. Sold out in hours!

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

The people on my mailing list tend to snap up all the tickets before they reach general sale in smaller venues. Join the mailing list!

[@clivemcdaid8817]

Best comedian ever. Love your work. Thanks.

[@kevcrookham9386]

Absolutely brilliant. Just too good

[@rooflessmofo]

Such a gift.

[@steveprice638]

Just brilliant!

[@jerrybutler1336]

thx gary, love your stuff

[@petetong9725]

Some cracking stuff in there.... Mint

[@TheJB_]

4:00 I’m dead hahaha that’s brilliant!

[@blank-dr2kx]

Brilliant fresh comedian, had me laughing start to finish

[@almilhouse9059]

Great comedian. Keep up the jokes pal

[@susannewton970]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@cathygee8147]

Excellent- sooooo very clever🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

[@sssnakeplisskin3867]

Amazingly funny thanks Gary

[@dineshdewanand3755]

Wow. Good stuff. Thank you.

[@MisterGerdy]

so good !

[@morebasheder]

Some proper belly laughs on this one. Quality

[@GCEGZ]

Brilliant stuff!

[@richtaylor2129]

Love it!!!!!

[@jeremyjs8863]

joyous !

[@charliemopic470]

Outstanding - cheers 🍻

[@marklevics9902]

Always makes me laugh which in these difficult times is worth it’s weight in gold 👍

[@Hamg0iik]

Thus guy is amazing!

[@hollykeefe8435]

I hear the voiceless screaming and they are deafening to the peaceful silence. #JustSayNoTrust It's okay to hug it out

[@scranneroram]

There's some real whiners on here, who cares if bits are repeated or the sync is out, it's funny ffs. Thanks, Gary, I don't know how you create so much material.

[@argo12]

I liked the ones that made you laugh as you were telling them!

[@pauljackson2409]

This guy is brilliant.

[@PiusXulu]

Awesome!

[@johannesaxeman4508]

Awesome!!!!! keep it up!

[@veshtitsaaudioworks8736]

Whaaaat the tetris joke excellent !!

[@VyomKinght]

Your one-liners are brilliant. Just purchased your book 🙌🏼

[@GaryDelaneyComedian]

Thanks

[@deangriffiths9740]

That cheered me up thanks 👍👌👌

[@blank-dr2kx]

Gary mate! I think you have a really good balance of comedy, some outright hilarious stuff to totally cringing gags that cross the line but not too far, just enough to keep us shocked. Too far ruins a joke in my opinion because you dont know if you should be laughing or not, yours were just enough to maximise the laugh if you get me. You got it spot on👍

[@papadingo]

Oh my goodness. I needed that laugh.

[@Skuffy777]

Brilliant!

[@DjNikGnashers]

Even the 'tame' material he can say on tv is great, but his stand up is just brilliant.

[@sadduck28]

Funny funny man with perfect comic timing , there is something dark about Gary Delaneys comedy which is truly fabulous , love it

[@ozigreen9076]

Love this guy

[@robertmurphy635]

Really enjoyed that ☺

[@shallowfakes593]

great job!

[@velvetunderpants44]

Some great stuff here

[@NCTurbulence]

Brilliant stuff 😊👍