Celebrities Who Act Like Dickheads

[@Johnny3three]

I met Mike Meyers when I was 9yrs old and was an extra on the movie So I Married an Ax Murderer. He was the nicest guy in the world. Took me 2 days to build up the nerve to ask him for his autograph. He said, "I would love to, do you have anything to write on?" Both of us were in kilts with no pockets and there wasn't anything handy so he told me he'd find something and get it to me before my last day. 2 days went by and still no autograph, it was my last day on set and we wrapped the last scene I would be in (wedding scene). My dad who was also an extra could see how crushed I was and said "lets just see if he's in his trailer." We went to his trailer and knocked. He opened the door kind of flustered, they were in the middle of re-writing some scenes and he didn't ask me why I was there or who I was he just held up a finger meaning "one sec" and came back with a Waynes World glossy of him and it was already signed, "To John party on Mike Meyers". He didn't even ask me what my name was again. Legend! I'm now in my 40's and still have the autograph. Still love the guy

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

Sounds very Mike Meyers. All of the stuff I've ever heard about him is that he can be difficult to work with creatively, but a wonderful person to work for as a subordinate or meet as a fan. Seems his dickish side only comes out when butting heads with his peers, but he's great with everyone else.

[@danielleriley2796]

Quality.

[@whoarewe7515]

Legend

[@taskdon769]

@@JohnCooper-gm6mn Danny has disliking certain type of personality and it reflects on the script, you can tell that quite a few times that Simon was not in total agreement with some of the description in it.

[@Jarmezrocks]

Now that's the comment I came here to read! Legend! Mike Meyer's is the number 1 reason for Z28 Camaro being my favourite car growing up! Long live the Iroc Z

[@ImKevan]

Wait till Simon realizes Myers plays like half the characters in those movies lol.

[@AubreyWilkinsWursten]

That was my first thought. Now I'm trying to remember all the characters he played, but I'm sure I have forgotten some. He really was amazing, jerk or not.

[@piperjaycie]

Lies!!! AND LIES!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chuckles123]

He is in for a mind blow on this one.

[@chuckles123]

Lol yeah.........

[@rockhound3.14]

fereal

[@sashiebgood]

Simon's constant battles with Siri are a hilarious gem in all his videos.

[@kaye1776]

I wish a fan would put together a compilation of it, but there's so much Simon content it's unlikely to happen.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Siri often calls Simon a bellend under her breath

[@neilwilliams929]

Simmo .....starting like a grumpy granpa ......bit like granpa in the Simpson LOL

[@X-Bit-Gits]

Yes, but have you ever actually heard Siri in the videos? I think Simon's just yelling at the uncaring void.

[@bedazzledmisery6969]

I can't decide what I love most about this episode: The subject matter, the shameless insubordination and cold shoulder of Siri this day or the fact that Simon had NEVER known till this episode that Dr. Evil was, indeed, also played by Mike Myers. Just *chef's kiss* 🤌

[@Maver1ck911]

Wait till he finds out Tom Cruise was in Tropic Thunder

[@sarahwatson3192]

Wait till he finds out he also played fat bastard.

[@First-Name_Last-Name]

ETA and Siri is starting to become a sentient AI. Simon needs to put a stop on this. Simon, I recommend stockpiling EMP weapons and EMP grenades in your basement. Edit:I forgot Danny is (allegedly) in the basement. Giving Danny acess to weapons is not recommended.

[@jackseney571]

And Fat Bastard and the guy who ate his own peeling skin and who ever else there was!

[@jorgemeza5031]

And fat basted is also played by Myers.

[@Plantbliss]

Who wants to tell Simon Myer’s also played Fat Bastard and Gold Member?😂

[@Smiler121]

That's exactly what I was thinking 👍

[@Slavir_Nabru]

I was tempted to tell him Myers also played Liz Hurley.

[@kevinknox1239]

I love fat bastard get in my belly.

[@bcgoette]

Simon needs to go watch The Pentaverate now.

[@M1ggins]

It was his farzher

[@davidnicholson6680]

No one tell Simon that Bill Murray is famously "difficult".

[@kaye1776]

All kinds of difficult, too.

[@christopherwebb3517]

From everything I've heard, Bill Murray is really cool with ordinary people, but really prickly with fellow celebrities. Take from that what you will.

[@HumanHamCube]

And overrated

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

​@@HumanHamCubefar less over rated than Chevy Chase who is widely regarded as a complete cockwad

[@JebJohnson-dg6yo]

Bill Murray could be a serial killer and I would still love his work, especially the Wes Anderson movies.

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

For someone so involved in pop culture it never ceases to amaze me some of the things Simon doesn't seem to understand.

[@koelekahuna9370]

He just reads the scripts and purges it immediately. 🙂

[@Adrian-zd4cs]

🤣🤣💯💕

[@rubiconnn]

Is he though? I feel like not knowing things about celebrities is absolutely normal and the people that actually care about and follow the lives of celebrities are the sad outliers.

[@KristopherBel]

@@rubiconnn lol tell us how you really feel.

[@gregorylyons3025]

TIL “pop culture” is pissy diva complaints

[@jacobschale4904]

im convinced Simon just goes home and stares at a wall until its time to record more youtube content

[@anglofsffrng]

Have you seen how many channels he has? I'm convinced he just goes into sleep mode on the spot till it's time to record another video. He talks about his wife, and kids on some videos. But I'm totally unconvinced he leaves the studio for long enough to meet a woman, let alone procreate.

[@LiquidShadows]

I don't know why but this comment made me laugh REALLY hard!

[@hanselmansell7555]

😅🤣😅 Wins today's internet! 👏👏👏🏆

[@damianketcham]

🤣🤣🤣

[@damianketcham]

@@LiquidShadows Because it’s funny as shit and you can picture it in your head easily.

[@danielx555]

My father was at an airport in Montana in the 1990s, a small airport in the middle of nowhere. Julia Roberts was being checked into a plane, and she yelled at the security people and he always said it was the first time in his long life that he had ever actually heard someone say "Do you know who I am?"

[@DeidreL9]

I’d have had to answer “Yes, Kyra Sedgwick!”😂

[@sarahwatson3192]

It’s so not surprising! Her niece isn’t much better…

[@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat]

​@@DeidreL9oh that would be so funny!!

[@ku8721]

25 years later and Simon JUST learns that Dr. Evil was also played by Mike Meyers??? Holy crap, nobody tell him who Keyser Soze is!!!

[@ljay9642]

or Fat Bastard

[@amemooress6291]

I too just learned this 😂

[@nisselarson3227]

Haha, yea. Let's nobody show him Tropic Thunder, he's gonna have a heart attack.

[@garybarnes4169]

Wait till he finds out about Fat Bastard.

[@alankelly9505]

He also plays the Scottish character Fat Bastard in the films

[@westernjet94]

Mike Myers parents were Brits. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s why he nailed the accent. Fun Fact: His parents were WWII veterans. His mother was in the Royal Air Force and his father was in the British Army.

[@TimBee100]

I think they were from Liverpool.

[@Amandcr]

I think he also maintains dual citizenship with Britain.

[@apparentlynot1stLeonchubbs]

I was gonna say this, but I decided to be responsible and take a few flicks thru the comments just to make sure it wasn't said first lol. Here ya go 🥇

[@chris_c1701]

@@apparentlynot1stLeonchubbs You are doing it the right way, sir

[@StuckInProgrammers]

I have a good friend who is a flight attendant. He met several celebrities over his career, & he said Julia Roberts was really the worst. She treated everyone terribly, & his fellow flight attendants even warned each other about her! (He said Sandra Bullock stood out as one of the nicest, btw)

[@kyleearley8194]

I worked with someone who waited on Julia Roberts at an Applebees and, know someone else who has worked around her. Both said she was horrible.

[@emmerinman1331]

Julia Robert's reputation is one of the most notorious "secrets" in the entertainment industry. Part of the reason her PR team pushed the "America's Sweetheart" persona so hard was because she was considered such a nightmare to work with by cast, crew, and anyone else unfortunate enough to get in her way. I've been told stories by friends in the industry of her weeping uncontrollably as a manipulation tactic, having screaming tantrums while filming is supposed to be happening, verbally abusing anyone she doesn't like, purposely humiliating people in public, flirting with married men in front of their wives on numerous occasions, and canoodling with directors while trying to cut other actresses' screentime behind their backs.

[@erikkibler3466]

That sounds about right

[@girsmom]

She came to military bases overseas to promote Ocean’s Eleven and she didn’t want to go anywhere. They made her do it and she was a total nasty little baby the whole time and it was time to actually signed photograph. She would touch it with her finger nail long enough to use her other hand to write her name and just push it down the table. Now the guys were really nice. I actually stood talking to Andy Garcia for a while, and he had a daughter that had the same name as mine.

[@wilfredpayne433]

I bet working with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves on the set of speed was easy going 😂

[@michaelbooth2890]

Whilst Mike Myers is Canadian, his parents were English with Scottish heritage. I guess that's why his British accents are so good.

[@ld8483]

His parents were from Liverpool hence his sense of humour 😊

[@ZomBeeQueeen]

Oh that makes sense!

[@mikemakesmusic7]

Yeah I once saw an interview where he said his portrayal of his own character’s Scottish father in “So I married and axe murderer” was based on his real life Scottish father

[@davidjames579]

He also lived and worked in England for a number of years.

[@Mad_Elf_0]

Simon: "Gandhi's a pervert? Nooo!" Audience: "Wait 'til you get a load of Mother Theresa..."

[@RHCole]

...goddamnit, dafuck did she do?

[@Mad_Elf_0]

@@RHCole A lot, but it basically boils down to having pots of money but treating her patients like filth because their suffering was "holy".

[@diogeneslantern18]

@@Mad_Elf_0 this has demonstrably proven false by those even more sceptical than Hitchens.

[@Mad_Elf_0]

@@diogeneslantern18 [citation needed]

[@matthewdavis6118]

She was horrible to the people she claimed to serve. So the Catholics made her a saint.

[@msabigailflurm1163]

It’s fun to see Simon go off script 😊 Pro tip: whenever you’re not sure if someone is American or British - they’re Canadian.

[@MayaHiortPetersen]

The funny thing about Simon naming Saturday Night Live as American and so on, is at Lorne Michaels is also Canadian and back in the day in the height of Saturday Night Live like half of the cast was Canadian, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, Eugene Levy, just to name a few!

[@GuntherRommel]

You sound Canadian, Ms. Flurm. That's okay, I'm Canadian too.

[@AlexSquared]

@@MayaHiortPetersen John Candy & Eugene Levy were never cast members of SNL. They were cast members of SCTV.

[@darlenefraser3022]

Excellent tip! That way nobody gets offended. Definitely something people should remember!

[@JamesThomas-zl9er]

Or possibly Irish…

[@davidhiatt1486]

Julia Roberts is quite the self-absorbed character. I did work on her house in Taos and was not allowed to speak to her directly at any time. She would ask me a question directly, then her assistant would repeat my response to her like a frigging translator.

[@mariet4894]

That is a whole new level of crazy…. Way to waste everyone’s time and energy!

[@ArgentLeftovers]

That's like when you're mad at your brother and pulling the "Tell my brother I said .." game

[@yppykya]

Shame on you for letting her treat you that way. I have never let money, or a job keep me from standing up for myself.

[@Gos1234567]

yea right,sure that happened

[@brachiator1]

I don't believe this happened.

[@madalee_com]

OMG the number of references/puns that just fly right over Simons head in this one makes me think he is a tower in a Top Gun movie.

[@ashb7846]

Love all the Wayne’s World references sprinkled throughout the script that go over Simon’s head 😂

[@crwydryny]

Ironic thing about Julia Roberts being cast as tinkabell, is if you know the original novel Tink's personality is much closer to Julia's real life personality

[@blacbraun]

That is not irony.

[@Hoganply]

@@blacbraun I'd say her being cast with the intention of having her play a character vastly different from the original whilst having a personality far _closer_ to the original is the definition of irony, wouldn't you?

[@betsyjohnson9699]

@@Hoganplyagreed

[@betsyjohnson9699]

Accidental typecasting for the win!

[@OnPlanetVenus]

Simon’s wonderment at learning in real time both that Mike Meyers isn’t British *and* that he played Austin Powers and Dr. Evil just made my day

[@GimmeJimmy23]

It totally blows my mind. As someone from the US, I always assumed that it would be obvious to the British that it was a feigned accent. I'm gonna go watch a mmmooooooovie.

[@system3008]

Both his parents are British from Liverpool.

[@hairymcnipples]

@@GimmeJimmy23 does Hugh Laurie stand out as doing a fake US accent? Accent training for actors is a whole thing.

[@bryanflynn2855]

@@hairymcnipples The first time I heard Colin Farrell using his real accent messed me up.

[@rbarnett3200]

@@system3008 Myers was born in Liverpool. His parents are Scottish. They emigrated to Canada when he was a child. The Scottish parents is why he uses a Scottish accent quite often in films.

[@christinaify]

I actually look forward to the bit in Simon videos where he'll yell some random ass question at Siri, not get the answer, then be mad at Siri.

[@kaye1776]

I wish a fan would put together a compilation of it, but there's so much Simon content it's unlikely to happen.

[@insilencea4599]

Absolutely agree with Simon on respecting what's actually private, whether someone is a celebrity or not.

[@johnclaybaugh9536]

Maybe. But I also think that mo matter who tf you are you can't tell your sibling when to visit your mother in the f---ing hospital. Also, if we are supposed to respect their privacy, when are they going to respect our laws? I'll leave her alone about her pathetic private behaviors as soon as every celebrity who gets pulled over for driving drunk gets their @$$ thrown in jail. Obviously, they'll be bailed out fairly quickly. But why do they get special f---ing treatment?

[@brianargo4595]

@@johnclaybaugh9536 or if we could do like some countries and base fines on wealth and income. That'd be pretty cool.

[@johnclaybaugh9536]

@@brianargo4595 maybe. As long as that doesn't lead poor people to just do dumb stuff because the fine won't be much.

[@brianargo4595]

@@johnclaybaugh9536 the point is that it scales, so it's enough to hurt your wallet, rich or poor.

[@johnclaybaugh9536]

@@brianargo4595 true. Unless they're using their mom or some schmuck to pay their debts. But that usually doesn't last long when people are just being stupid or lazy.

[@tttm99]

Someone once said "it's not what you know but who you know that makes you successful". But for Simon it's what he *doesn't* know -- and how damn well he sells it! Never change, young Mr Whistler. You're a legend! 👍

[@davidlea-smith4747]

Ricky Gervais summed up so many celebrities in his Oscars speeches.

[@RyanCAyers]

Simon's inability to get any of the Wayne's World jokes peppered into the segment, thinking Mike Myers was English, and confession to never having seen Pretty Woman makes me wonder if he was homeschooled until 1998, Welsh, or both.🤣🤣🤣

[@sethchapman8001]

The most entertaining part is watching Simon read all the jokes that he totally doesn't catch.

[@hydrolito]

Maybe that is why he says I don't know so often.

[@joshm3484]

"That guy with the lens flares..? JJ Abrams!" Unintentionally hilarious.

[@josephbeckett2330]

No, he is right. It is best if we just never mention that name and let them pass on, far, far, farashell away from any beloved films.

[@RawOlympia]

Jar Jar Abrams

[@spungeonlilly]

Next video: Simon crying through the list of instances where Bill Murray has been a total bell-end

[@Adrian-zd4cs]

Yeah, I read the Variety article and immediately cried in my beer 🤣 He and Jeff Bridges have always been my top 2 actors I'd love to sit down and have a drink with. At least I have Jeff Bridges 💕

[@gladlawson61]

It is impossible to be a comedian and not be a bell end.. that's the result of always being on.

[@nugboy420]

Noooo bill Murray haha. It’s just gotta be a video all about Bill. I love him in caddy shack

[@kaimactrash]

@@gladlawson61 Oh yeah, but the dude just got exposed for l physical s3xual harassment of a young female staffer on the set of "Being Mortal." as a 70-year-old man and caused the whole movie to be cancelled and everyone working on it to lose their job too. That isn't being on, it's just being a dirty old man.

[@sarahwisniewski6722]

Oh, I would love that.

[@DANIxDANGER]

I love how Simon always tries to reach out to Siri and she ignores him, every time. Lol

[@harleyscape2223]

Tricks of the editor, only leave the siri fails in as there funnier, it's a conspiracy I tells ya!.... Okay nah its just not working well.

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

She's had enough of his shit...

[@GimmeJimmy23]

I actually saw it work once, I felt like I had seen a unicorn.

[@GimmeJimmy23]

@@JohnCooper-gm6mn ETA and Siri are in cahoots!

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

@@GimmeJimmy23 Poor ETA. No wonder Siri is a dick to Simon.

[@midnightrambler8866]

What some celebrities don't understand is what my grandmother told me " It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice".

[@badgumby9544]

Never hold rich or famous people in high regard. Or use them as role models. They are not who you think they are.

[@galenicalhoover6508]

I do not discriminate. I hate everyone and because of that, as being part of everyone, I hate me the most.

[@jannetteberends8730]

After all they are hired for their acting capabilities, not their nice character.

[@SnappyWasHere]

I hope someday there is a plaque put on the rock Simon has lived under. Some of the stuff he doesn’t know is hilarious.

[@DavidJashi]

08:30 I once told Alexa to shut up ("Alexa, Maul halten", to be precise) and was awarded with the most passive-aggressive German lecture on politeness one can only imagine.

[@jamesdellaneve9005]

I live in the LA area. We always hear rumors about the actors and it’s amazing how most of them turn out to be true. Harvey Weinstein, Ellen, Kevin Spacey, Bill MUrray and Chevy Chase turned out to be accurate rumors. Keanu Reeves is very nice and has a great reputation.

[@lightbeingform]

Uh oh don’t crush Simon’s love of Bill Murray lol

[@gjh9299]

@@lightbeingform I saw KR get in his car so drunk he could hardly walk, he was driving because he was alone and I watched him drive off, yes I know the other person mentioned him, sorry

[@AimeeAimee444]

NYC as well!

[@vaanea290]

Simon: I'm not threatening. I don't threaten. Why would I threaten when I can simply lock the basement.

[@abrahamsorby8193]

Im convinced that simon has individual rooms in his house dedicated to studio space for each different channel

[@mikekhouri7]

So refreshing to see Simon talk about something that doesn't involve horrible murders! Definitely gonna check out more videos from this channel.

[@barbaraperry6955]

Never liked Spacey......still don't. .....never will

[@yohojones]

Mike Myers threatened to quit Wayne's World because they wanted them to head bang to Guns n Roses and not Queen. I think he was proven right in that case.

[@tarajh]

He was 1000% right!

[@Latenightloner]

I love how he’s super empathetic for everyone.

[@sevrono]

dan aykroyd lives near my home town, and while i never met him, he used to get flowers from the florist i worked at in college, he could be rude, but his mom is also a regular so if he was ever rude in the store, my collegue ( a few years younger than dan) would basically call and tell on him for being impolite to the owner (who is just the nicest bubbly lady)

[@wilhelmusrobben9953]

Appearantly Bill Murray is a bell-end on set every now and then also.

[@tophers3756]

Almost always from what I repeatedly hear.

[@maledictionwolf]

He also--allegedly--would beat his wife and then tell her "no one will believe you, because I'm Bill Murray"

[@HyBr1dRaNg3r]

Chevy Chase as well😳😂

[@BeersAndBeatsPDX]

@@HyBr1dRaNg3r Def not "apparently" with chase. Everyone hates him.

[@spungeonlilly]

@@maledictionwolf See, I can be disappointed about B.M. behaving, well, like a BM, but THAT makes me want to punch him in the throat repeatedly.

[@chrisandrew7577]

One day Simon's gonna have a channel called "When Siri Is A Twat and Doesn't Listen"

[@simmareth]

The Caravan joke is a reference to Mike and Dana's long time (deceased) co-star, Chris Farley. One of Mr. Farley's most famous lines is that you will end up living in a van down by the river subsisting off government cheese.

[@Freddles279]

Back in the '70s, when I was in high school, SNL was HILARIOUS!!! We couldn't wait to get to school on Mondays so we could talk to our friends about what was on it the previous Saturday night.

[@DocBree13]

I agree!

[@austinb3463]

Watching Simon learn and react to commonly known celebrity trivia will never not be funny to me.

[@robsquared2]

Seeing the joy on Simon's face when he figures out who Dr. Evil is played by is both hilarious and endearing.

[@scottbubb2946]

I always think it's so funny that Simon doesn't know anything about popular culture. But then I start thinking about it and I'm like, maybe I'm the weird one because I know too much about this stuff. I start thinking, everything I know is just useless trivia. What have I done with my life? Then I get depressed and I have to watch videos to cheer me up. "Hee, hee, funny doggo!"

[@Adrian-zd4cs]

🤣💕

[@absollum]

Same. I took two years of Spanish and retained none of it. However, show me a picture of a random Pokemon, and I can probably tell what it is. Thanks brain.

[@AubreyWilkinsWursten]

I feel this. I have wasted my life watching KZbin videos, and that makes me want to watch KZbin videos to help me forget that I have wasted my life watching KZbin videos.

[@DowncastParadox]

I used to know a lot about pop culture, but nowadays, every single time "a famous youtuber" or "influencer" is mentioned, I'm like "who?!?". And it almost always turns out that they're some rich kid in their twenties whose content amounts to little more than doing rather mundane rich people stuff.

[@snesguy9176]

You'd think with all the fact channels he runs he'd have absorbed more pop culture over time lol

[@keithwoodcrest]

Siri isn't answering because she's also like "Wow, Simon. WOOOOOW." 🙄. Wait til he finds out about Fat Bastard lmao 😂😂

[@melaber77]

The amount of things Simon is culturally unaware of is truly staggering.

[@johnb7337]

mostly any movie background, coming up here. never watched Pretty Woman, didn't realize there was more than one Baldwin, missed that Mike Myers was playing Dr. Evil (which kind of stood out). it was a little odd that he saw continuing to mess with a phone on a plane after the announcement as unreasonable, but it seemed fine to ride a bike the wrong way on a one way street, or to run red lights on one. that may be a cultural thing; in some countries all that is fine, just odd that may be more acceptable in England.

[@jameselder720]

Given what a pile of shit modern "culture" is, being culturally unaware is probably a plus.

[@kimberheals]

Rather than discounting the way celebrities act with their own families and their personal lives, I think it actually reveals their true character. It's one thing if you treat random strangers like crap but if you talk to your own family like that, or if you keep your own sister from seeing her dying mother, I think that's actually something worth looking at.

[@kookytoots6755]

True. Look at MeaGain Markle

[@Shifty_]

I think it sort of says something if you think it’s fine to stop strangers from seeing their dying mom? Or maybe I’m misunderstanding your comment. Like I don’t think you’re excused from being a dick regardless or who it is.

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

@@kookytoots6755 That’s exactly what I was thinking! She was the first person who popped into my head after reading that comment. Meghan Markle has been truly evil towards her father, and despicable towards everyone else in her family. She’s really brought the worst out in Harry too. I wonder if he was as cruel to his family before he met her, or if he’s only copying her character traits. I suspect the latter.

[@vanyadolly]

Family relationships are complicated. I'd never want to presume why someone doesn't get along with their parents or siblings. But holy fuck. Calling your 11 year-old daughter stupid and a pig is parental abuse. That shit can fuck you up for life. I hope she doesn't pick up next time either.

[@ogmoneymudblood]

​@@kookytoots6755 lo

[@kriskeleigh6956]

the little run at 8:33 about dr evil omg i rewound so much!! thats so cute how he ran back so excited bahahahaha

[@Hoaxcast]

I actually kinda am envious of Simon's complete obliviousness as to who is playing what character and such. Probably a much more fun experience to not be so focused on who is behind the role and just enjoying the characters for the characters.

[@KickassMcfly]

Simon finally unravelling the deep mysteries surrounding the Austin Powers franchise was the highlight of my day

[@Nefville]

A couple years ago I was travelling in eastern Europe and ran into Simon at a pub. He threw his drink in my face and was screaming "I'm Simon f*****g Whistler!!!" dude is INTENSE.

[@johnnycampbell3422]

I want to belive this so it must be true.

[@DocBree13]

Then he called you a peon, and everyone clapped ;)

[@Nefville]

@@DocBree13 You were there! 🤣

[@suzmac1526]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MidnightAndLuna]

😂😂😂

[@fett713akamandodragon5]

I love Simon's ongoing battle with Siri 🤣🤣

[@bomb121]

Mike Myers and I went to the same high school, Stephen Leacock, around the same time. We'd both taken the TV course, which was only offered by two schools in Ontario. From what I remember, he transferred from Woburn, or maybe MacDonald, because of the TV course, after all, we had TV studios in our school!! You're hanging lights, and editing tape, and monitoring sound, and appearing in front of the camera, all while trying to figure out what you're gonna say next. He knew what direction he was pointed in, from very young. I found that he didn't interact that much with people, but, after all, he didn't know anyone, he was new to our school. Part two, coming soon...

[@Ootlander]

This is going to end up being a 20 part series.

[@dictatorofthecheese]

Honestly I'd be okay with that. This episode was stellar!!

[@willmfrank]

It could end up becoming an entire SimonTube channel Celebrity Bell-End Blaze

[@legoqueen2445]

@@willmfrank I was about to say the same thing! Simon's latest youtube channel is Celebrities Being Dicks!

[@891Henry]

Go back through the decades Simon and see just how many incredible talents got their big break on SNL. In its heyday, SNL was hilarious. RIP John Belushi and my all-time favorite funny person Gilda Radner, wife of Gene Wilder.

[@olga138]

....to say nothing of Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, Seth Meyers, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kate McKinnon, Bill Murray, Dana Carvey---the list goes on and on.

[@jackiekjono]

Gilda was the greatest.

[@nplindgren]

I think he would be surprised to find out how many of the greats from that show are Canadian!

[@mattyoutube4190]

@@olga138 Phil Hartman

[@olga138]

@@mattyoutube4190 You're right---he was hilarious.

[@rafikispepsi]

I love how you decided that a certain aspect of the story is too personal and just skipped it.

[@philhowells7715]

"Celebrities who act like dickheads", this is obviously going to be a very long video! 😱

[@SEAZNDragon]

And a multipart series when Simon has a creative bankrupt moment.

[@xyzpdq1122]

1st in a 647 part series

[@animerlon]

They'd be better off covering celebrities that are decent, civilized human beings. We can then go ahead & assume the rest are the dickheads. Once someone achieves celebrity status, becoming a dickhead seems to be an unavoidable occupational hazard.

[@RETOKSQUID]

It would be shorter to list those who are not total dickheads.

[@DanSnets6]

Sometimes you just need to tip your hat to those sweet sweet editors. Well done, Sam. Well done.

[@TurquoiseInk]

I appreciate Simon's thinking out loud process - questioning why we discuss personal voicemails or not knowing who a "celebrity" is. Also, the duck bleeps are now my favorite bleeps of any channel. 🦆

[@edvin884]

It's time for Danny to write a script about Bill Murray.

[@Perfectlyimmperphekt]

So Simon can find out what a pervy creep Bill Murray is.

[@ETC_Rohaly_USCG]

Yes! (Bill effin Murray!) He’s a legend!! Side note: he’s a part owner of a minor-league baseball team in Charleston, South Carolina… and I unknowingly won a silent auction to have a party in his personal skybox at the stadium… He, and his sons came up and hung out with us… Charleston Riverdogs…

[@jugurthasyphax6341]

Funny thing with Bill Murray, he's a dick to other celebrities but apparently not to fans.

[@zapazap]

Lost in Translation.

[@binkytube]

And add that a lot of Americans don't think SNL is funny.

[@outlawrailfan129]

Hey Simon, in addition to playing Austin, and Dr Evil, Myers also played the part of "fat bastard", and Goldmember

[@willmfrank]

Simon looks at Michael York: "Is that Mike Myers, too?" Simon looks at Rob Lowe: "Wait; that's not Robert Wagner, is it? It's not Mike Myers AGAIN, is it?! Is it?!"

[@Maerahn]

I feel like 'Today I Found Out' is 'Family Friendly Simon,' while 'Brain Blaze' is 'Simon Unleashed' - and I deeply approve of both!

[@jimmyglea]

This episode is where we find out Simon lived in a cave in the 90’s.

[@gregorylyons3025]

Nancy Roberts literally named and blamed Julia in her suicide letter as the sole cause for her wanting to take her own life: Nancy had sold some story to the press and Julia made it sure she was ostracised from the family, eventually cowtowing but demanding that Nancy was only allowed to see their dying monther once for a few minutes on her death bed. Truly awful person.

[@Noah_E]

She didn't want her sister to sell pictures of their dying mother to the press. Exploiting a dying parent is despicable. I don't fault Julia for her actions in that situation.

[@gregorylyons3025]

@@Noah_E don’t know here you heard that. As my understanding was it stemmed from long before a couple incidents regarding Julia. Not about thier dying mother. EDIT are you sure about the death bed pictures? What publication would want those kind of pictures??

[@mage1439]

@@gregorylyons3025 Well, considering TMZ just today showed video of the guy from Migos murdered and one of the other guys screaming in anguish, I don't think you understand the depths of some media outlets.

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@gregorylyons3025 about fifty six roughly in North America alone including the UK? About 100. The entire world ? Yikes...

[@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou]

@@gregorylyons3025 U.S. Weekly, People, TMZ, News of The World,... basically any tabloid or Hollywood rag. Paparazzi was a _legit_ and lucrative “profession” once upon a time.

[@phantomechelon3628]

I feel like Simon needs to do a 5-minute Mini Blaze, listing all the movies he has actually seen...followed by a 3-hour Epic Blaze listing all the ones he hasn't and lamenting his total failure to grasp any movie references. 😆

[@darkermatter125.35]

Hook was a wonderful movie. I was a super sheltered child with 2 channels on tv when everyone had cable. It was a treasure. And despite being that sheltered and never seeing any Mike Meyers movies, even I know that stuff lol. It was like seeing a kid figure out the magic that is acting lol.

[@yanderepuzzler]

Watching Simon go off script into animated tangents is THE reason I watch these videos. It’s so adorable I just can’t.

[@justjukka]

Yes, this!!!

[@johnford9757]

Simon, I have watched you over the last few years. And this is by far the funniest video I've seen you do yet. You are have such an amazing personality. Thank you for doing these videos. I have laughed my ass off and i've even learned something

[@emmaponymous]

Simon's gonna lose it when he finds out who plays Fat Bastard.

[@chelseahulmston9056]

Hahahahah

[@richardgarrett5322]

There are plenty of British actors who fool me with their American accents, most notably to me Hugh Laurie as "House." I didn't know Christian Bale was British until recently.

[@whycantibefree]

I always enjoyed the small cameo of Will Farrell in Austin Powers. The guy who falls off the cliff then pleas for help saying how his broken bones are smelling like peanuts. Shits hilarious. That whole movie is gold.

[@FroggyNight]

Wow, this is why I come here. Funny, entertaining, and just pure class. The way you delicately yet firmly avoided a section of your own scripts was very kind. Cheers sir. Also if you’ve seen the 2nd and 3rd Austin powers, Mike Myers plays multiple roles there too. (Fat Bastard and Goldmember)

[@lone6718]

And I had the same reaction when Kevin Spacey turned out to be . . . . Yeah. Keanu Reeves is the only one we can trust.

[@jeremywanner4526]

A ball grabber?

[@kevincozzo260]

Oh my gosh, seen a few of your other vids, about stuff not so trendy, and this was refreshing...the point at which you realized Mike Meyers is DR Evil, seeing the delight on your face made me happy, and laugh, as I thought everyone knew that...Made me feel a little smarter, which is usually not the case after watching your vids, LOL...

[@Loyal2Ford]

Without a doubt, this episode of Brain Blaze was funnier and more entertaining than 90% of all the SNL skits ever made.

[@dakotabruce7773]

The "daddy chill" meme at the Alec Baldwin message to his daughter is just perfect!

[@RedOnly]

True. But you gotta give him credit for correctly describing New York . As crazy as the Baldwin clan is at least we can just chalk it up to "they're Canadian treasures 🤷‍♀️" or atleast according to Southpark 🤣

[@dabossman4211]

Simon sorry to blow your mind again but Mike myers played Austin powers, dr evil, and fat bastard as well

[@8203105208088]

Respect. Choosing to skip over the very private business of someone's sick mother and sister. That is something I feel should be off limits, respect for leaving it alone

[@terryenby2304]

Another fab episode, thanks Simon, Danny and Samuel!

[@macsarcule]

Whoever is doing the editing on this is making Brain Blaze my new favorite comedy show. 🙂👍

[@misskittencakes57]

Simon Whistler... Dogs Killed: Probably One... Movies Watched: Definitely Zero --- RIP too funny!

[@BarbaricAvatar]

You're right about Saturday Night Live. I tried it some time ago too and i think I may have chuckled once. I'll just stick to enjoying the good sketches that get shared on the internet rather than wading through 90% crap to find them myself.

[@NextEevolution]

Yeah, SNL is pretty awful, if not outright cringeworthy most of the time

[@TimBee100]

It's always been that way. Just like music on the radio.

[@dictatorofthecheese]

Today it's terrible. Past 7 or 8 years have been terrible. In the early 2010s and before it was pretty great. It's just been on the air too long at this point lol.

[@613aristocrat]

I got into a Studio C binge a while back. I finished all of the funny stuff, though, and have moved on. Still got several hours of solid humor from them.

[@spungeonlilly]

It really depends on the years… I’ve been watching sporadically for over 25 years, whenever I like the host and/or musical guest and it’s very inconsistent :/

[@kirtknierim3687]

So proud of our Simon, I've watched this young man learn all kinds of wonderful things from his imprisoned tutors. Such a big brained boi! ❤

[@adamobrien771]

Simon reads "then the celebrity murdered an entire village" Simon "yeah but I can kind of understand"

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

Simon, you're an A-Lister in my heart!

[@8l1nDw4rR10r]

I know you don't know me but I'm paying your kids tuition. Love you Simon bro. Rewatching biz blaze old episodes (it will always be business blaze in my heart.)

[@gaylegoodman9097]

John Lennon was one of my hero’s because of everything thing he stood for. I was crushed when he was murdered. About a month ago I learned about what he was like in real life, and I was crushed again. I was in an abusive relationship long ago & and I felt lost when I heard he did that. In addition, how he treated Julian was unforgivable. Just because he wasn’t planned, John didn’t include him in his will! Unbelievable 😢.

[@angelatheriault8855]

Lennon was definitely not a nice person so its hard to fathom how he was able to overcome that and express the better part of himself through his music

[@RedOnly]

@@angelatheriault8855 it was almost like he used his music to purge any decency or true human connection. Like some people do with rage poetry🤷‍♀️

[@DocBree13]

I never heard about any of that until today :(

[@stringofpearls4551]

Vile Mr. Lennon

[@cassondralynch6342]

@@stringofpearls4551 I would say overrated, self righteous and arrogant but not vile, personally.

[@andrewsisson6536]

Sometimes I feel like Sam doesn't get enough recognition. The dude always seems to know exactly how to get a good laugh out of me!

[@smac1706]

Simon, you are my soul twin. There are so many things that you agree with that go against the norm that I also agree with and I love it! Keep up the good work sir!

[@happycamper4315]

I'm really starting to believe that Simon was actually grown in a laboratory a mere decade ago, given his first script and let loose on KZbin. His pop culture knowledge has only been gained by the occasional new script for a new channel. He's only learning like a Deep Dream A.I. That's the only explanation...

[@CMorseth]

I swear, I don't understand why he still tries asking Siri.

[@carlstanland5333]

We should get together a “care package” of popular movies and TV shows from the last 30 years and send them to Simon.

[@RDSwords]

Yes, but it's just every Star Wars production hahaha

[@80rae]

It's okay Simon, I thought Hugh Laurie was American until I saw him in literally anything other than House.

[@piperjaycie]

If I hadn’t known he was English I would have believed he was American. Have you seen the video where the producer said they didn’t want a non American pretending to be American to get the part and thought that Hugh Laurie was really American.

[@annice-4609]

Hugh Laurie's accent was impeccable. I remember i saw him in something else once (a British show but don't remember what) and lost my mind about how good he was at the English accent, then my dad told me he was English and shocked to high hell 😅😂

[@Juicewski2]

Wait, his character was american? I thought he was just a brit with less of an accent.

[@walkerdufault]

Saturday Night Live is Canada as well. Lorne started comedy in Canada. Meyers was Canadian as well. Same with Dan Akroyd, Martin Short, Phil Hartman, Norm McDonald, the list goes on and on. It all started with SCTV

[@TheMunchkinita2509]

Hearing Simon quote Ice Cube just sent me 😂😂

[@Nightshade0013]

“I don’t threaten people… unless they need threatening” 😂 Priceless

[@ericmalikyte885]

Now I'm just imagining Simon freaking out about butter. XD