Brainwashed by the Media

[@friendlyjordies]

Get your tickets to my live show now: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show

[@davidenwah3413]

Will be there tonight mate!

[@newtonsbuilds8831]

I’ll buy a ticket to the show if ye fly me over from England ye, sounds like a fair deal, jus using scomo logic

[@lewins11]

I would love to come to one when your back down Newcastle way bud I hope they are going good for you have great weekend you ledgend.

[@mikespike2099]

Please shake people up about ScoMos dodgy commitment to a Federal ICAC!!! I cannot believe people cannot see past his BS on this!!! Labor have a solid commitment to this

[@mikespike2099]

ScoMo be like " I like God" .... Christians be like "Got my vote"

[@corsairsloop3234]

If Australia votes Scott Morrison after all hes done it shows that people are very simple and dont really understand what poor leadership looks like.

[@lunsmann]

I have no faith in my fellow Aussies. How the fuck did they win in 2016, let alone 2019? The cruel clusterfuck budgets of 2014 and 2015 were still front page news, yet the voters chose them. I am surrounded by fucking morons mate, they're not simple, they're morons.

[@Sicarius_Avindar]

Or they don't understand how important a competent govt is

[@waynerichardson1051]

@@Sicarius_Avindar a competent Govt !! Man you're halirious!! No such thing! Govts/Politicians are nothing but a bunch of fuck knobs!! Narcissistic Psychopaths!! And we pay these muppets!!

[@waynerichardson1051]

The system is so fucked they've made it compulsory to vote!! Your options are to vote one fuck knob out only to be replaced by another tosser!! WTF!! Their system, their rules, their game!! And we pay these pricks salaries!! What a joke!!

[@edwardfletcher7790]

Never underestimate the power of the a$$hole candidate. Look what happened in the U.S. !☹️

[@Cenodeath]

It is terrifying how easily people are influenced these days. Nobody checks sources of information anymore, they just listen to the loudest voice and then vehemently stick to and defend it with confirmation bias instead of critically thinking.

[@Strafprozessordnung]

funnily enough it works in every direction. Both consumer brainlets and conspiracy theorists criticise the other for headleassly following what someone with an agenda feeds them. They are fundamentally the same, only one listens to a media company with its own interests and goals while the other listens to their "totally trustworthy" internet stuff. Both are impossible to convince when they've been fooled whether it be opinions covered as news or you know.. 5G brain control and secret cabale satanic stuff. final edit: worst of all - none of us are safe from this. everyone can and will get fooled. Intelligence and/or life experience won't save you

[@liamtubsy3767]

And Australian’s lack critical thinking for a lot more than just Scomo

[@Feshman117]

Most people are apathetic towads politics while simultaneously wanting to pretend they are knowledgable on politics. You end up with people who are educated from facebook posts and clickbait headlines and are too proud to admit they know anything when you try and correct them.

[@TjMoon91]

@Misir Stan You really don’t get it so you. There’s nothing wrong with having a preference and sharing that opinion with others. Jordan is not pretending to be neutral. And he’s telling you why he has his preference. The media pretends to be neutral, and whatever bullshit they’re telling you, there’s always an ulterior motive.

[@ozzybloke4830]

Thats where facts from freedom of information requests should be the basis of what they're likely to do in the future. Let alone the obvious corrupt conduct the LNP have portrayed for the last four years

[@joshua9490]

For people who actually believe the Scott was entitled to a holiday during the bushfires… are doctors allowed to take a holiday during peak admissions during covid? Are nurses allowed to rock up late to work because they’re tired? He’s the leader of the country. He should act like one.

[@Obsolete386]

the answer to are doctors allowed to take a holiday during peak admissions during covid is 'yes'

[@defectiveindustries]

Yes, is the answer to the those two so your point is a little weak

[@bodybalanceU2]

@@defectiveindustries the leader of the country doesnt run away when the country is in crisis - he leads that is the whole point - if you cant do the job dont put your hand up for it - simple simon - we dont go on holiday when the house is on fire

[@carlosspiceyweaner4995]

@@Obsolete386 they did actually bring some people back from leave last year , so the answer is actually "usually, but sometimes no"

[@deadshot8077]

Maybe we should have term limits, and on that basis, make a rule that the PM doesn’t get to take holidays until after their term.

[@raggedcritical]

When that clown started talking about Morrison's covid performance being a "redeeming factor" I actually yelled "what!" at my monitor. People really don't remember anything, do they?

[@thekagifret]

Yeah redeeming! Especially with the billions this government gave to businesses that didn’t qualify…with no interest in getting it paid back!!!!!!

[@raggedcritical]

All you need to know about Scott Morrison is in the one clip of him forcing a woman to shake his hand for a photo-op. That's his entire character and his entire Prime Minister-ship right there.

[@ouroborosrecords]

You know how there is a background actor in Quantum of Solace who is pretending to use a broom but it doesn't touch the ground? That is Scott Morrison's leadership.

[@andrewryan2280]

There’s an extra in Teen Wolf standing in the bleachers who whips his dick out as the camera passes him. That’s Scott Morrison’s leadership.

[@bury_the_elite65294]

With apologies to Monty Python, this is SlowMo's leadership; "Brave Sir Scotty ran away, bravely ran away, away When bushfire (or COVID) reared its' ugly head, he bravely turned his tail & fled! Yes, Brave Sir Scotty turned about, & gallantly he chickened out! Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the brave, Sir Scotty!"

[@zeusidon6007]

If Scott Morrison sits behind a desk and there is no Karl Stefanovic to see him, is he really sitting behind a desk?

[@bury_the_elite65294]

"I don't sit behind a desk, mate."

[@theSam91]

I'm honestly wondering if the people that appeared in that TV show are talking about the same person we're talking about. How on earth did they come to these conclusions? Boggles the mind...

[@Sicarius_Avindar]

Easy to get soundbites if you give people a script

[@Snoop_Dugg]

Or they only showed the sympathetic people

[@springtree3446]

Simple, paid actors.

[@letmeexplain1816]

Slightly thick ones too.

[@bernicegracie2126]

Sky News

[@straywhale9215]

Like you said ("I don't feel like we've had a prime minister for the last three years"), I feel like we haven't had a government for the last 10 years, in terms of having a democratically elected government that exists to represent the population and improve the living standards of the general populace as well the country's standing on the world stage. The situation is horrible, given the potential of this country. The decline of the west is in full swing, across the board globally. Gonna be interesting after this one anyways but seriously this election should be a no-brainer, and the fact that it's not is deeply sad...

[@cass2771]

This episode of FJ has reminded me of how appalling the governance has been under Morrison. And like you say, under Abbott and (disappointingly) Turnbull. As an interesting exercise, grab a search engine, type in ‘Australia worst in the world’, and a lot of stuff comes up. Analysis shows a lot of deterioration has happened over the last decade. I am shocked that 30+% of the electorate still considers them worth voting for. But . . . Murdoch.

[@keeganmurphy1]

Facts 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@markspiteriy]

So you were happy with Rudd and gillard before that. If you think they were better than the PM’s elected after them, you need to get out of your cave once in a while

[@gauranga1095]

@@markspiteriy they objectively were better.

[@hutton40599]

Why is it a no brainer, policy wise?

[@cosmickangaroo4719]

New tagline: Can't get cornered if the media controls all four corners.

[@xtramoist9999]

What if you live in a cube?

[@cosmickangaroo4719]

@@xtramoist9999 as a cube has 8 corners you would be okay

[@xyaeiounn]

All four corners of what? The media? Turning 'the media' into a snarl on the lips of our dumbest has been a fascist triumph. The problem is that a very small number of very rich people control the media.

[@neillcoetzer9133]

@@xtramoist9999 well. A corner doesn't have to be 90° so it could be a triangular pyramid

[@VE8PB]

Thank God Angus Taylor left the family business before he got elected to parliament because otherwise it'd be really suspicious how his family business has picked up over a hundred million in government procurement contracts since Angus got elected

[@seanbrown6904]

As a southern highlands resident... Just take one look at the roads here and that's all you need to know about Wangus

[@Yoshi278]

@Jay P If true then best of luck sir.

[@KevKavanagh]

@Misir Stan Try Google. Are you really that useless?

[@blordo]

@Jay P email the Jordies with details, if it happened

[@sandfish63]

@Jay P Interesting information. It baffles me that with evidence of corruption so clear, nothing gets done about it. People just don't care. Have you tried to offer this info to independent media like Michael West? Do you have information about Joe Onely and his connection to stolen water from the Murray Darling basin plan? He was featured in a 4 corners report. Littletobeproudof is a despicable little dissembler and lapdog.

[@zombiebees7375]

I couldn't even watch all of this, it hurts to much. Smooth brained NPCs the lot of them.

[@6AxisSage]

I had to power through the last of it, jordies is a dick for making me watch so much of it.

[@captainunderpants200]

Same. I got as far as the Asian guy talking about 'traditional Australian values'. Please tell us what you think 'traditional Australian values' are, my friend. Of course the modern msm never want to actually delve that deep i.e. millimetres below the suface.

[@mikespike2099]

ScoMo be like " I like God" .... Christians be like "Got my vote"

[@shaneblackwood9052]

Yes they’re called Strayans.

[@shaneblackwood9052]

@@captainunderpants200 ?

[@rebeccadelbridge2998]

I'll bet morrison lets the tap run for as long as it would take to wash his hands in the bathroom, so everyone will think he has washed his hands.

[@TheDukeofMadness]

Every time I see videos of 'average' Australians, I'm reminded how Belgian farmers herded sheep across mine fields in the Second World War to clear them.

[@markcoroneos7811]

Its the same picture haha

[@Snp-ls1op]

Boomer tumours the real pandemic

[@evanpage2540]

Let's do it

[@BibleStorm]

Every time I hear from the average Australian it makes me realise how far above the average I am. Most of us are functionally illiterate and incapable of critical thought. If your reading comprehension skills surpass primary school levels, you are well above average. If you have even a bachelor's degree you are basically living on another plane of existence compared to these people.

[@evanpage2540]

@@BibleStorm We have evolved beyond their capacity. It really is a choice of what to do with them next.

[@kahleeb6175]

I’m so terrified by how much influence the media has. If liberals get in again I’ve lost all hope for our country

[@jordywatson7829]

Problem is Labor want the China model, so we are screwed either way, look at the death and destruction Dictator Dan created in Victoria

[@thewatcherofawesomecontent]

it's pretty much done for mate, but remember the best revenge is served up ice-cold, so when these elderly fuckers who abandoned us, will turn around and actually need us... we act like our LNP Leadership and disappear. After all, they set the example for the country.

[@migueldejesus3010]

This looks a job for super man, i.e. LIVIC RAW.

[@Lance707]

I'm leaving the country if he gets voted in again

[@wayneturner8575]

I sadly lost all hope,decades ago,and it has gotten worse. Australia a country dominated by idiots.

[@gpwnedable]

I remember when Four Corners brought down the Bjelke-Petersen government in Qld.

[@showyceramics]

Oh what a fall!!

[@Pollytalk]

..all based on facts and exposing pure Hypocrisy! Those were the days... Now...wishy-washy reporting. So sad. Thank you Jordy!!

[@MrNintoku]

4:29 Aww Thats wonderful. I hear all the Mobsters from the Sopranos loved and cared for their families deeply, were deeply religious and love their Italian cuisine. Still didn't stop them butchering people.

[@jontyrosenow9396]

In what reality was Scott Morrison front and center for Coronavirus? I was watching the news flatout and all I saw was Andrews and occiasionally the other Premiers? There were multiple months between seeing or hearing from the bloke (regional vic/melbourne)

[@KevKavanagh]

@Andrew Carroll Don't let your inability to go fuck yourself put you off.

[@mikes78]

@Andrew Carroll "not following the advice of the Commonwealth"? Really? Federals fumbled the ball and gave the states a hospital pass and insisted that the responsibility was theirs. When it came time to implement hotel security, the states were given a list of Federally approved contractors to select from, and they were not permitted to deviate from that list. I mean sure, ultimately it could be perceived as being their fault, but they were basically given a liquorice shovel and told to start digging, it didn't go very well.

[@batmanlives6456]

Morriscum is worse than coronavirus

[@drsiigabb9935]

The states decided to take it over at a March 2020 National Cabinet meeting. It'll be recorded most likely in Hansard or via the NAA

[@drsiigabb9935]

@Andrew Carroll rarely saw Andrews on the TV in WA. It was always McClown, another premier, who failed to get his CHO on camera to speak, then went the opposite direction

[@AnthonyHuttley]

I'm not convinced those "average" Australians didn't have a script.

[@manuscripter8880]

As a young South African lad I am familiar with corrupt politicians. Lemme say, Scotty boy is one step away from being exactly like his African counterparts.

[@evanpage2540]

At least in africa there's people willing to do what is necessary to take back control of their communities. Here they just shrug and go back to watching television

[@tasish]

@@evanpage2540 so true, Australian politicians and businesses are laughing all the way to banks , where else can you have a hardworking population keeping them on business but too lazy to stand up against the loot

[@evanpage2540]

@@tasish no point lone wolfing anything either, there has to be a mass collective effort. But it won't happen because people are too ignorant and lazy.

[@tasish]

@@evanpage2540 yes, needs a revolution

[@evanpage2540]

@Andrew Carroll everything you just said sounds like an improvement over a Liberal-run Australia.

[@RadioTrefoil]

Of course nothing of substance would come from interviewing undecided voters; at this point only people completely ignorant of politics would be undecided.

[@exsecutionum3459]

Great point.

[@attilajuhasz2526]

What you just wrote should have been the prologue/introduction to that Four Corners episode. Well said, sir.

[@carlosspiceyweaner4995]

@RadioTrefoil look up family guy skit about undecided voters when Lois is running for mayor

[@frogoat]

Looking forward to these upcoming weeks of coverage, Jordan.

[@shaneblackwood9052]

Especially as Scomo is going to win in a landslide.

[@frogoat]

@@shaneblackwood9052 oh please don't start that. The country couldn't take much more of that abuse.

[@michaelvanderlaan5629]

That albo impersonation is the greatest thing ever. I hope albo wins 5 straight terms just so the Simpsons can feature the him with that voice.

[@michaelvanderlaan5629]

@cal jeff I'd rather everyone speak like albo than hear that fake Christian, scomo, say "i don't accept that!".

[@michaelvanderlaan5629]

@cal jeff whatever, but you seem to be a bit lost supporting the lying so called Christian on a jordies video

[@michaelvanderlaan5629]

@cal jeff 🤣🤣 labar will get a higher vote than the Liberals like they always do.

[@samuelx5466]

it's fun to laugh at these people but the propaganda actually makes me so angry

[@michaelandrews4783]

Propganda works this is why Murdoch should be in jail

[@devilisahomo]

Propaganda will not go unpunished for much longer

[@Skittenmeow]

Marketing fail as the markets fail and the rental market is near impossible to enter, let alone the property market. The supermarket has SFA food, and it cost so much to drive there that most of your grocery budget has gone towards Scotty's marketing campaign via his fossilized, I mean fossil fuel buddies

[@ozzybloke4830]

Nine years of making the rich richer while the average person gets crapped on while wages stay stagnant.

[@hairyscary8511]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@xyaeiounn]

This is late stage capitalism. Either people will spasm from the misery and the world will change, or the environment will collapse and we're all pretty much fucked. Pentecostal prosperity doctrine dimwits are the worst people to be anywhere near the wheel.

[@douglassmithe9799]

Thanks Jordan, that was terrifying

[@kayhaich]

This focus by abc on weakening albo is the most blatent sickening thing, I've been watching it just dumbfounded...but if ScoMo gets that money shot of the platypus rodeo on pg.1 of the daily telegraph, I'm riding that marsupial, cause that's a fantasy every true blue Aussie can identify with.

[@jenf2857]

It was like the morning after Albo's gaffe, the ABC were instructed to weave mention of it into News Breakfast at least every 2 minutes. The media bias in this country makes me sick to my stomach. Morrison on the other hand gets a free ride as usual despite rort upon scandal upon rort.

[@pat8295]

How do people not know our PM is our chief decision maker? Whether it's bushfires and he's fucked off overseas, or a pandemic and scummy ***delegates*** to the states.... Our PM is our paid chief decision maker. Yes there a deputy but he is who should be on board doing his job. PUT LNP LAST, IT'S WHERE THEY PUT YOU SPECIALLY IF YOU NEED HELP

[@iamdave84]

As much as I dislike LNP, I can't put them after UAP on the ballot.

[@pat8295]

@Misir Stan Keep your hair on. Is he a pal of yours that you get so exercised over me expressing my opinion. Fella are you a fella? The PM remains our chief decision maker and as such can offer help in the form of money and other support including preparation for expected fires, which notice he steadfastly ignored, and, oh, I don't know, fire-fighting equipment. Fucking off overseas while the populace struggles and suffers and sometimes dies is not prime ministerial You have your head up your arse if you think his bushfire response was ok

[@defectiveindustries]

@Misir Stan This is modern society. Why let's facts or reality get in the way of a good narrative

[@attilajuhasz2526]

Pat, Misir Stan is correct. The Feds control international borders, quarantine and vaccination procurement. When these portfolios are neglected the states can either: 1. Also nothing or 2. Do something [Eg. Most states did something to mitigate the spread of COVID to not overwhelm their hospitals]

[@carmelcream7662]

@Misir Stan what is his role then??? Lol 😂

[@_letstartariot]

When that IT consultant said ‘Scomo puts Australia first’ oh the look on Jordies face. Deep breaths, deep breaths. WWASS (what would Aunt Shelley say?).

[@vladtheimpalerofyourmom-ag5112]

I work for coles and am lucky enough to have a doctor for a wife, so I could have days off to help here in SA…meanwhile the literal leader of our country is out holidaying while the whole community comes together and sorts shit out. He didn’t even need to hold a hose, he could sort donations and deliver to families that needed, just show some support and lead. Just setting an example would have given him a pass grade by most aussies.

[@attilajuhasz2526]

Hence the term, "Lead by example."

[@morbidcurios]

“An imposter on the throne “ absolutely spot on especially how he usurped Turnbull, took a position he had no idea how to handle.

[@karinaw977]

Weirdly, I don’t believe any of those people. They sound like they are putting on their best play school voice.

[@josephj6521]

The ABC being filled with LNP shills don’t want the real facts being told. This PM Morrison is freaking dangerous.

[@alexmottley8890]

It's blatantly obvious all the 'regular people' four corners interviewed are actors. They all strike a pose like out of an episode of Pawn-Stars.

[@Queef_Storm]

If they're actors then they're rubbish. More likely the ABC just pulled random people off the street, brought them into a studio to be filmed one after the other, then edited out whichever ones weren't totally brain-dead

[@alexmottley8890]

@@Queef_Storm most paid 'actors' are rubbish. There's a lot of people that don't make it into the mainstream because they suck, but will do anything to get their face on tv. The fan club that never made it but always dreams.

[@Queef_Storm]

@@alexmottley8890 I dunno man why pay people to play the part of uninformed normies when most Australians are already doing that for free?

[@alexmottley8890]

@@Queef_Storm you are spot on man. Most of the country would do just that if someone held a carrot behind the camera. Normies are prone to go off script however lol

[@mapp0v0]

How did the ABC pick these "undecided" voters?

[@freejulianassange537]

Carefully.

[@KevKavanagh]

By choosing a digit and and a nostril.

[@josephj6521]

They’re LNP supporters pretending.

[@BibleStorm]

They tell a bunch of liberal voters to pretend. Or they ask around for people who dropped out of primary school, or were dropped on the head as children, or likely, all of the above.

[@steveb3955]

The people complete an online survey thru a market research firm. Certain people are then chosen for a phone survey. They had to have come from marginal electorates. A following interview would have revealed who the client was and if they were comfortable to appear Infront of camera.

[@guldamar6782]

Earlier this year I told myself to expect an LNP victory. Even if it's a backwards step. The power of the Murdoch press cannont be understated.

[@dodgygoose3054]

And the only fight we can fight is online on as many platforms that 'you' can, to counter the Murdoch Tumor of despair.

[@guldamar6782]

@@dodgygoose3054 One thing that makes me disheartened is how many Greens voters buy into the Murdoch lies that "LaBoUr and LiBeRaL" are the same". They support Murdoch on these online platforms without realising it and as such reduce the chance that Labor will win. Preferences of course would make the difference however.

[@its-aydonus6842]

Sky is now free to air in regional areas. That's their current target

[@dodgygoose3054]

@@its-aydonus6842 Because of the rise of the Shooter's, Fishers and farmers eating into Nationals votes, like a Great-white at a chum fest.

[@cass2771]

@@guldamar6782 My observation is that Greens strongly want Morrison and the LNP out, and will work with Labor. See Adam Bandt on the National Press Conference around 13 Apr 2022.

[@Machete90210]

The fact is that the Liberal Government had been in power for the last 9 years and all you need to do is to ask yourself has my life gotten better or worse.

[@sandfish63]

I have been around for a while and I tell you man I have never seen it this weird in over 50 year on the planet. The fact that anyone would support Scomo at this point is frightening. It reminds me that there are people out there who have a drivers license and they are obviously lacking in even the most basic critical thinking skills.

[@sandfish63]

@@shaytrueblueaussie Excellent ..... so glad you have had a good run at it. You must have had a go .... so you are getting a go .... is that right ? Good on you for having a go.... Just how did you life get better ? I don;t really want to know. Just being polite. The true blue Aussie tag is just to die for .......

[@redlightmax]

5:37 "During the bushfires, he abandoned you to go on a five-star holiday with his family." So Scott Morrison does care about his family - just not anyone else's.🤷‍♂

[@seventyfive4899]

I doubt he even cares about them. He just wanted to kick back in Waikiki and sip on them mai tais.

[@diannafiredal]

When the government finally relented after being dragged kicking and screaming into bringing in JobKeeper and other relief during the pandemic I remember thinking "shit, people are going to think he's doing a good job and forgive him for the fires now, aren't they". Yep.

[@blitzinc2397]

Scomo looks like that uncle that asks you if you know what a "chinese burn" is, and, no matter your reaction, he proceeds to demonstrate

[@suej9329]

Or the guy that swings his car in and steals the park you’ve been waiting for 5 mins with your indicator on.

[@sandfish63]

I think he looks like the uncle you don't let near the kids because you don't want them to be abused. He's a total creep. Moliere wrote a play called Tartuffe about a fake man of "God" that infiltrates a wealthy household and destroys it from the inside out. Although the play is hundreds of years old it rings very true if you compare it to Scotty from marketing.

[@carmelcream7662]

Jordy can't even bother disguising his hate anymore lol 😂.Buckle up ! he is in full throttle until Election Day.

[@KevKavanagh]

Nor should he, his targets are as contemptible as it's possible to be.

[@Gedsterboy]

....and then suicide watch after...

[@myaccount551]

Wow. It always boggled me why people still support the scammer. They’re just that dumb that they are falling for the photo shoots and him “LOOKING like he is leading”. LOOKING! Not actually judging the PM’s track record and policies, but because he has been showing up on camera. How dumb do you have to be to not know that’s just an f’ing facade to trick them? How embarrassing.

[@aussiviking604]

Stockholm syndrome.

[@hairyscary8511]

It's part of a politicians job to do press conferences so it's more important to hear what they say and don't say then they showed up extra in a crisis

[@jenf2857]

Morrison is an amazing shape shifter but has never looked like a Prime Minister to me. He looks and sounds like one of those travelling salesmen of a previous era who con people into buying miracle cures that don't work and then runs off with their hard earned money. He is pretty much doing this now but instead funnels said money back to his mates and donors. That a lot of the voting public cannot see this says a lot about the media and education standards in this country.

[@Swordflash4]

@@jjk087 Da fuq is your point? Labour is way better than the Liberals. Don't even pretend to try and paint them as the same.

[@myaccount551]

@@jjk087 I’m going to make an actually informed decision, idiot.

[@edeyboy2931]

I love how four corners is using politically ignorant bots as a tool for swaying people into voting for Scotty. 🤣🤣 But why?

[@jameshunt4097]

You know how when you're a kid your parents pull that bullshit line of "do as I say, not as I do", that's scomo in a nutshell

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Well yeah, his entire campaign is coming across as the type of guy who is an alright dad. Right in between "not as good as your real dad" and "the dad you wish you had" depending on the voter.

[@randomperson5579]

This man literally attempted to pass a law that'd get you arrested if you said something mildly bad on the internet, and he made getting certain stuff from Japan harder or even impossible, no other prime minister that's been around since I was born has impeded on my life like he has. I'd be happier if we just gave the prime minister title to a dog.

[@taylor....]

I love how, Friendlyjordies brand has stayed the same yet become more professional in many elements, and then there's no reshoot for when Kristo is calling out Jordan's Bullshit

[@roguebeans143]

these people on 4 corners almost gave me a fucking aneurysm

[@freejulianassange537]

lol, me too.

[@2partiesnotpreferred226]

It's enlightening how many people are like this.

[@freejulianassange537]

@@2partiesnotpreferred226 I think they may have been carefully vetted. I don't know anyone who isn't an aged pensioner trapped in front of the commercial channels 24/7 that thinks that way.

[@2partiesnotpreferred226]

@@freejulianassange537 it was quite the cast wasn't it. I wonder how they go about finding those people.

[@sandfish63]

My TV is F@@ked

[@skouskos8857]

I particularly enjoyed Albo's segment, where they more or less repeated every couple minutes 'hes untested' or 'who is he' or my favourite of 'i don't know him'

[@kerriemccoy1647]

Media has forgotten about the $30 million of tax payers money was used to buy land for Sydney airport but the land was only worth $3 million & still won't answer why they overpaid for the land.

[@l.a.williams7388]

The Asian guy saying that scomo stands for Australian values… how brainwashed can you be? Let me tell you, man, Morrison doesn’t like people that look like you and me!

[@rodtaylor5476]

Geez, I can't imagine any minority thinking the LNP cares about them. Unless you're straight and white they don't give a shit about you.

[@tigersman05]

He hates lebos too!

[@yuukimasamura5143]

People will still vote for him because people raised in OZ have room temperature IQ

[@Maximusb1527]

Lets ask scoop’s wife

[@Maximusb1527]

It was be scomo but scoops better

[@666millsy13]

i think what we really need is a clean up of parliamentary laws and rules. AND a real ICAC, not the crap toothless one he tried to blame labour for not backing. even though every single one of the submissions, said it needed more power, etc

[@sandfish63]

Best way to clean it up is to kick out this lot and start again....with the greens holding balance of power in the senate

[@hugoturbill6067]

@friendlyjordies would be sick if you did a vid covering the different parties running and maybe some of the independents to give people an idea of who is actually in this election other than Labor or libs

[@Yoshi278]

He's already explained that if you're not voting for labor then LNP will take the win. Independents are just draining votes at this point in time.

[@Korvinian4601]

@@Yoshi278 not to mention some of the “Independents” are Liberal aligned or have close ties to them

[@hugoturbill6067]

@@Yoshi278 my dude that's not how preferential voting works.

[@Yoshi278]

@@hugoturbill6067 Thats funny I didn't mention anything about preferential voting.

[@robertbarnier45]

Don’t give up. Keep going on my behalf. I can no longer stand the sight & sound of the Coalition I’m in hiding til after the election

[@GLxGL]

Got blocked from making comments on Tim Wilson’s insta after I called him out on his bullshit. If anyone is still undecided on giving the LNP the flick after the last three years, they really need a good hard look at themselves and whether they belong in Australian society.

[@danny.chulo.]

Mate it’s like people have amnesia , last 3 years? Yeah nah didn’t happen. Totally still live in a democracy and better vote labor in they’ll do a much better job than liberal they care about us people. Peoples brains are mush and it either party gets voted back in sorry to say they deserve whatever is coming

[@chrisbackhouse5730]

Those interviewees should certainly look into the hillsong connections with the regime. Once they've done that, they can research whether Australia is listed as a company in the US. This should then lead to something like, "When the fuck did that happen?!' Hopefully they can find the answer to that, and it will open a can of worms that they should hopefully come to the conclusion that Australia is owned by US Republic, hence why we're governed by maritime law (blue backed flag, not red) instead of Commonwealth Law, and vote for a party that will put the Commonwealth first, instead of protecting the paedophile rings who divert the stolen tax money back into their pockets

[@chrisbackhouse5730]

@Misir Stan okay

[@blakearius]

As much as I've tried to convince my parents they still think Albo is an idiot on the same lvl as Scott. But it's just like America.. people see a slightly rotten apple and its just as inedible as an incredibly rotten apple.

[@ProfDCoy]

It's even worse than America: in America it's a bit tougher to justify the Democrats. They're still way better than the GOP, but they aren't great themselves. Meanwhile, here in Oz, there's a genuinely top class political party vs one of the worst in the Western world. The choice is fucking easy.

[@defectiveindustries]

Giant Douche Vs Turd Sandwich

[@raggedcritical]

The "both sides" lie has always served conservatives. The really bizarre thing is that people that fall for it think they're so clever in their minimally informed cynicism.

[@danny.chulo.]

If only you turned out like your parents we’d stop having idiots voting either of these scumbags back into power

[@nelliemilne1724]

Is your mum aunty shelly?

[@jellysam]

Well you got me convinced to vote Labor

[@freejulianassange537]

Great news. We need as much help as we can to get rid of these clowns. Spread the news!

[@potlerpup5869]

Yeah, if you're still wondering who the media works for, you have your answer now

[@the_fitness_doc]

Cheers for all your hard work you legend! Happy Easter everyone :)

[@DaInternetBear]

The fact that no one reads deeper into the Liberal party's policies and plans and just blindly vote shows why mandatory voting is stupid imo

[@rennnnn914]

Exactly. They'll vote in the Libs again then get smacked in the face when they bring the Indue card in.

[@macfin4862]

How stupid is mandatory voting!!

[@Yoshi278]

Honestly its really hard to. Its so obfuscated and hard to determine outside of googled pro-LNP news articles.

[@raggedcritical]

Mandatory voting is probably the best aspect of Australia's electoral system, which is why the LNP wants to get rid of it so badly. Groups with a high voter turnout: old people, religious people. Groups with low voter turnout: young people, poor people.

[@drsiigabb9935]

If it wasn't compulsory you'd probably find that the Greens or Labor would never be voted in, as the vast majority wouldn't even cast a vote.

[@thomasmeredith9898]

very good coverage jordies. keep it coming

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

11:10 No mention of the 6 months to a year delay in between experts saying ScuMo should invest in mRNA manufacturing and him finally doing it. Had he made a proper, committed investment in mRNA (which could have happened through CSL, same company and everything) we might have been manufacturing Pfizer by end of last year.

[@fredflinsten449]

I actually knew Caleb Wu from the good ol' uni days. High performing student on the Dean's list multiple times. However, not the brightest guy outside of academics and somewhat socially inept. Can't count the amount of times he would hit on my friend, get shut down, crawl away, come back later and try the exact same thing again

[@floppycorgi7767]

Do you think that in a future video we can get a detailed view into the policies that the greens, labor, and the libs will have?

[@MartintheTinman]

Maybe if Scuntmo brushed his teeth he could get rid of the shit stain

[@adam7763]

Why are they framing this as deciding scuntmo's fate, when it's about, y'know, the fate of all of us.

[@attilajuhasz2526]

That is a very good point. It would get the audience thinking in terms of what's best for society etc. Not about why they'd choose between "personalities."

[@damiancastellini7368]

so what I'm getting from this is we need more keyboard teachers. About 20-25 million of them should about do it, I reckon.

[@jacksonbarry5407]

I'll bring my Roland D-10 out from the garage right now

[@damiancastellini7368]

@@Grillo-j9g that's a highly specific dream, but it's good to know what one wants. Hope you have a good outfit picked out, e.g. keyboard tie.

[@damiancastellini7368]

@@jacksonbarry5407 yes! push back the hordes of tories with sweet, sweet synth tunes

[@SehrynBelle]

I absolutely love and admire what you are doing

[@edsaunders1897]

Erggghhhh... just looking at his face makes me depressed.

[@MadMaxMiller64]

I'm quite pessimistic about the next election - too many zero-checkers around. Too few actually ask themselves what's important to them , then inform themselves who has the best policies supporting it.

[@Paul_Au]

What concerned me more than the fact that he went on holiday during th bush fires was the way he tried to hide it... Tried really hard. I'm quite dissapointed that nobody seems to make anything of that any more.

[@JamesErv]

Not quite Andrew Hansen level of crazy warehouse salesman, but at least you gave it a go to promote your Melbourne show. I might be there on Saturday, I might not...

[@plightmoreton5220]

Side note Im pretty sure Scotty from Marketing actually puts every photo up on his fridge

[@sandfish63]

Nice tat

[@plightmoreton5220]

@@sandfish63 Why Thank You

[@yenvu711]

Lost it at the Totally Wild reference. Awesome as always.

[@UPTAUT]

Forwarding this EVERYONE I know. Kind of wish I knew more people tho. Keep going friendlyjordies.

[@batmanlives6456]

How can any Australian take Morriscum seriously when his most glorious moment was pooing his daks at Engadine Maccas….

[@jeff3464]

You walked past me in melb the other day

[@showyceramics]

Gonna be a great few weeks!! I wish this video below got air!! Albo calls Scummo’s bluff and… Albo called a motion to pass LNP’s Federal ICAC Lapdog. (From Nov 2021, the week we almost had Helen Haines ICAC). See video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGrUnJdrpdmpoqc

[@ranchjellybean7058]

Time to point out what sky news is trying to do to albo its pathetic

[@powelson20]

Love the classic furniture shop ad.

[@robertbarnier45]

I’ve made up my mind long ago. The whole media/ politician/bullshit pre election thing is turning me off big time. Anyone who hasn’t made up their mind about the last 9 years of appalling government should not be allowed to vote

[@Queef_Storm]

It seemed like they didn't even know why they believed the things they believed and were grasping at straws trying to explain themselves in front of a camera. "ScoMo left during the fires, and that was a bad look, and bad looks in the world of politics are - this is my hot take - a bad thing". Wow, really insightful stuff. So glad you get a vote.

[@LikEaPhoX81]

nailed it

[@2partiesnotpreferred226]

Air heads

[@Queef_Storm]

@@O1OO1O1 I think an empathy test would go a lot further than an IQ test. Smart people can still be uninformed, as well as immoral. If you had to have a certain amount of compassion to vote, not only would the Nats and UAP lose 90% of their votes overnight, but people like Scott Morrison would never even been allowed into politics on any level in the first place.

[@Queef_Storm]

@@O1OO1O1 pretty sure you can hook a few diodes up to someone's head, show them images of people getting hurt, and measure the electrical response in the brain to get a very reliable reading of empathy. Not really practical to get a whole country to go through with this but man oh man just imagine how much it would change politics if all the worst people of society didn't get a say in how elections played out for the rest of us

[@thetrip9970]

your comment about no prime minster is so spot on u r doing a great job

[@BTBSean0]

I know your busy ....But we Still want a K Ruddy Voice over ...Well all love a Ruddy Voice 👈👍👍

[@MrNelg19]

I love it how you brought up Hawaii. Remember during the floods. While Scott visited the flood sights, also went west to campaign. Also cares more about votes than those affected but natural disasters.

[@Skifey]

Jordy; I've watched your videos for years now but never commented once. As someone who absolutely despises and therefore ignores politics I find your content hugely informative. HOWEVER! I can't help but notice that it always focuses around debasing rubbish individuals. Humorous, sure, but it's hardly constructive, just saying. I think you could do a lot more good if you put your brain towards educating oblivious individuals (like myself). Still do your run of the mill 'exposure and sabotage' - it's great - but why not also tell us what WE CAN DO, or what we SHOULD be doing? In other words; the world's 90% shit, what can we do to make it better? I'd really appreciate it. Cheers mate!

[@Skifey]

@cal jeff Points for succinctness haha, thankyou :) Still, it just all seems a bit destructive. What's the point? Pretend he succeeds in tearing everything down; then what?

[@Superferet1]

Just on the CSL point, I don't know if anyone has pointed it out before, but the Future Fund is invested heavily in CSL. In fact, as of June 2020, it was the single most invested in entity by the Future Fund, overtaking both the Commonwealth Bank and BHP Group. It dropped back to third by June 2021, just when it was becoming apparent that CSL didn't have the capacity to manufacture enough vaccines for Australia, and Rudd intervened with the whole Pfizer thing. It's worth noting that board member bonuses are all six figure sums and tied to portfolio performance, and the chairman of the board is former Liberal treasurer and Nine Entertainment chairman of the board, Peter Costello.

[@Mrc172]

You've got to have a brain first for it to get washed.

[@No1karez]

A leader is someone that you would follow to the ends of the earth to fight for victory or to die on the battlefield! Politicians are not leaders, if anything they are the furthest thing from it!

[@ravenwaves6785]

Go see the show if you can guys, it's brilliant.

[@shamancentral5]

Could you imagine the ridiculous number of people they had to sort through to find people that are willing to say something reasonable about the #transparentprimeminister ? #Transparent #meaning ; #lacking #visibility , #clarity and #definition .

[@spedboy1966]

Track down the heavily redacted big pharma govt contracts.

[@Bathrezz1]

Anyone else get those survey phone calls about the upcoming pols? Survey: Who you voting for next election? Me: United australia 5mins later Survey: Which one is more favourable, laybah or liberal Me: .... United Australia

[@nordic5490]

Voting for Clive Pamer is a 1/2 vote fo the LNP.

[@1MrBryn]

Good lord. It's illegal for these people not to vote.

[@sandfish63]

I think it should be illegal for them to breed ........

[@murry2314]

I can't wait to enjoy your videos about the Labor party once they're in

[@danieltran4754]

As Reverend Lovejoy would say: "IT'S ALL OVER, PEOPLE! WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER! AAUUUUGHHHHH!!!"

[@richmel27]

Haha that grunt you made resonated in my soul 😂 I’m tuning into you for election coverage. Top quality here!

[@ozwunder69]

Robb didnt work there long.. and got a job with chinas cough rineharts beef company

[@zeedz2667]

quite ironic how I get a fucking Jason falinski ad halfway through this video. good to see the Sophie scamps ones tho

[@cnnr_]

If Scott Morrison wins I'll never be able to buy a house :(

[@sandfish63]

You're not the only one. There needs to be more tax money spent on affordable housing that people on lower incomes can access. A scheme that allows people to pay a deposit on government projects that allow them to pay the home off through their rent as it were. There was a scheme like this in the early days of Australia's history. That is what the Commonwealth Bank was .... it was a lender that was owned by government (the people ) and it served to help people get into houses with low rate loans that helped them to pay it off. We need to stop negative gearing for investors and turn housing around from the private market domination. The market is cruel and only respects money ..... not humanity or compassion or fairness. The system is primed fro investors ..... many of whom are politicians and their property developer mates.