Bartenders Reveal The Craziest Things That Have Ever Happened At Their Bars

[@aziraphaleluvr]

I've been watching these for about three weeks now and I can't stop help

[@Spike_Monster]

Same please help.

[@atrzne]

Dania needs sleep STOP OMG ME TOO

[@Liv-on8oq]

its an addication now or when i've got nothing else to watch

[@nick5422]

Sameeee

[@nickkohlmann]

@tariq reid Sorry to hear that.

[@thomasdevlin5825]

"That's the guy that came at me with the giant wooden spoon!" that man needs to put that on his tombstone

[@eliasbischoff176]

"only a spoonfull"

[@katiebear347]

RABBI STORY: Bravo for giving the man Aspirin when you suspected that he was having a heart attack. This is such an important thing to do, everyone should have general knowledge of what to do in this situation. *BEFORE DOING ANYTHING ELSE* dial 911, tell them that you suspect someone is having a heart attack, and give them the address so that help is on the way. If many people are with you and are able to help out, direct someone else to dial 911 and confirm that they do it. NOTE: Do not just say "Someone call 911", you should specify which person you mean, by using their name or a distinguishable characteristic (e.g. "Gentleman who is wearing a dark blue Polo shirt beside the pool table"). In emergencies, unless told exactly what to do, people often assume that someone else is taking care of the situation. You have to be specific, make sure that they are going to do it. Getting them to repeat the direction back to you is a good way of confirming their understanding. Now that 911 is taken care of, you can help the person suspected of having a heart attack. If you can, get them to chew the Aspirin tablet(s) so that it enters their bloodstream more quickly. If it is low dose Aspirin tablets (81mg) give them 4 pills. If it is adult size Aspirin tablets (325mg) then 1 pill is the correct dose. Apparently in Britain the adult size is slightly less (300mg) but I think that that amount should be fine also. Use calming language and if they are conscious, maybe try to obtain information from them, like their full name, age, and if they have had a heart attack before. Let them know that help is on the way. Good luck! Heart attacks are the leading cause of death for both men and women, so knowing what to do if this occurs around you is invaluable.

[@Howtard]

I've seen this information many times in many comment sections, it's always worth reading all the way through, however.

[@tanker4516]

Must chew that aspirin too.

[@katiebear347]

​@@tanker4516 Yes, I agree - I know my comment probably is too long (sorry) I mentioned chewing in the second sentence of the 3rd(?) paragraph. If they can't chew it themselves you can crush it for them but time is of the essence. If you can't crush it in a timely fashion, even getting them to swallow it is much better than nothing :)

[@srbrant5391]

First comment I read that could seriously save someone’s life. Kudos.

[@neoqwerty]

Also could help: getting them to cough and not stop, if they are not in respiratory distress and are able to. The muscles used to cough can help physically keep the heart pumping and help keep the person conscious until assistance arrives.

[@vlllalnous]

I kinda wanna see if people ask *strippers of reddit, whats the most strangest encounter they had* I'm interested to see how they feel tbh,

[@KalilIllinois]

I'll ask that for you, m8

[@JennaLeigh]

Not to toot my own stripper horn, but on my channel, i have a story time video called "I was born with a tail". Its a crazy stripper story. 😎😎

[@KalilIllinois]

@@JennaLeigh never really thought I'd ever read the words "not to toot my own stripper horn" in that order in a single phrase

[@ilyelysia]

Ngl I wanna see that too-

[@vlllalnous]

@@KalilIllinois thanks m8

[@kirzuvo7145]

Bruh that 2nd one could be considered entrapment I think as the officers pulled that dude outside so he can be charged with something he didnt do

[@daleyhuard3675]

Probably

[@not_that_creative6507]

entrapment is when they try to get people to commit crimes, that was forcing them to commit a crime, they should have been fired

[@Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd]

Oh without doubt its the reason that no charges were filed by the cops because if they reported them to I.A or the affilaite in that state they would have been in a shit ton more trouble.

[@mehmetalidemir8380]

from time to time such stuff can happen at every place. it is pretty fucked up though

[@wolfsden6479]

It sounds BS, but the irish owners response is 100% believable.

[@bigstan5705]

As an irishman the giant wooden spoon comment had me in stitches

[@jules_logan5061]

big stan “Had you in stitches” lol

[@kevo598]

Lol same, bleeden crack! haha

[@balmain-i3e]

One guy got knocked on the head with a glass bottle of Coca-Cola... But the bartender didn't stress, it was a *soft drink* after all...

[@onishojo9430]

BEST PUN

[@Vtron-pe2bw]

Get out. 👉

[@sugas_canoe_flippers]

I want to scream/laugh but I gotta save my voice

[@groudonsbest]

With the use of Bart on the thumbnail now I'm reading 'bartender' as 'Bart Ender.'

[@garrettgregor5302]

*destroy Bart*

[@thenorfnonly3486]

🤯

[@jonathann2717]

Oh shit I just made a comment on that lol

[@PinkAgaricus]

This reminds me of the text to speech mispronouncing things...I wonder if the thumbnail at times is poking fun at it. Like with this one, surprisingly though it pronounces bartender right.

[@srbrant5391]

The Bart The.

[@AEZAKM1]

That last one (the tdlr) is something that could make me cry. It’s so sweet!

[@xorbz4811]

Damn that last one took me on a trip to feeladelphia

[@codfish7495]

Why the hell do you use so many simpsons characters in your thumbnails and why do I hate it so much

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Why indeed, sir.

[@raiezy]

just noticed this lmao

[@8onder]

some guy another you tuber does it too and does the same stuff he does

[@chickennuggets1990]

memes

[@RandomerIAm]

Pissed my hole laughing about the Irish lad chasing the big guy with the hurley

[@stonecoldlegend]

that wooden spoon line had me rollin

[@giantbluepanda8029]

Hey Cleetus give me a cig! ok *chucks box of cigs* *lands in mouth dude... you have to dab now

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

hey give me a cig *they give me shigu*

[@funnyperson4027]

n amu namu I dislike you

[@corsaircarl9582]

That story about the Irish boss? Yes, that is normal for Irish people, hilariously awesome :D

[@greanstreak04]

The Rabbi was very lucky. I heard about a seal that walked into a club...

[@SektionEi8ht]

oof

[@peppermintschamberofpeculi6608]

My mother is a bartender, and she once told me her ex bf's current gf came in with a raw pizza. (Raw as in not cooked) and she began eating it. It makes me gag to think about it.

[@neoqwerty]

The only thing almost as bad as raw pizza would be leftover seafood pizza... Yuck.

[@peppermintschamberofpeculi6608]

@@neoqwerty oh dear god... that's almost as bad as Swedish banana pizza. (Actual thing. Look it up.)

[@froggiter4185]

Ok with the toppings GROSS but I mean I love plain old dough when I went to camp once we were cooking bannock over the fire and I cooked mine super raw cuz I love dough

[@caitlinscott9472]

So I was a bartender at a bowling club (lawn bowls) and I was supervising a church Christmas lunch function where some of the younger patrons drove around and picked up some of the older churchgoers that weren't mobile any more. I'd had a pretty shit day (triple booked) and there was leftover cake from the buffet so I told the newbies working that day that I was going to sit out the back with my cake for 20mins and not to disturb me. 10 mins in one of them comes back and says "Where's the first aid kit?...never a good sign. I came out and and there's this mid aged woman with a small scratch on her arm. So I start alcohol wiping and putting a Band-Aid on it (me not her cause she was being dramatic) and she goes "I just can't be around her anymore (insert dramatic sigh/wail)". So I turn, go into the next room and there is a frail 70ish year old woman with like 10 people surrounding her including a priest in full garb with his hands on his hips towering over her and she is screaming, wailing and scratching out at people. Someone is yelling "Call the police!" and others are trying to grab her. Fun times. So I get everyone to back up and give her space and I call one of the other clubs (there were three owned by the same people) and they send the curtesy bus down with the manager who regularly falls asleep on the lounge in-front of reception and the accountant of all people to take her home as no-one else was willing to. A minute after they arrive the police rock up (thankfully she's calmed down by this point). It takes 5 people 30mins to get her onto one of those walkers with the chairs on them and wheel her 30meters out the curtesy bus. The police by that point decide to call an ambulance. In that time I've figured out that she is an alcoholic with a history of mental illness and the alcohol mixed badly with her medication which caused her to flip out. No-one remembers serving alcohol to either so it must have been the patrons that new of her history. She had apparently done exactly the same thing at other clubs in the area including one of the other two owned by the same people and had even been banned from a few. I came back after dropping the accountant back at the other club in time for the person taking over my shift to rock up and say "So how's you day been?"...I just about turned around and walked out the door. So yeah, Merry Christmas to me! p.s. There was also the incident where one of the patrons faked a heart attack and an ambulance was called out. There was another incident where one of the patrons managed to knock himself out. Oh and also the one where the new manager ordered the wrong cider and the regulars quite literally mutanied, angry complaint letters to the Board and everything. I don't miss working there but I do occasionally find myself missing all the gossip.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I replaced the alcohol with rubbing alcohol.

[@ryanlevis7532]

Oh, so that's why my mouth is stinging

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

LOL wow!

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Ok Tails, maybe the joke about “Croak Cocaine” was pretty bad, but no need to be just flat out disappointed.

[@thenorfnonly3486]

No, it’s 68

[@hravandil9993]

I was once drunk and I forgot I was drunk. So I went to another bar to get a drink as I felt I really needed one after a bad day. Apparently it was the same bar.

[@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666]

I stepped on a grape yesterday It let out a little wine

[@jazzthecooltransformer2837]

Donald Trump Did you hear the one one about the drug loving duck? He was a quack addict

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Someone once told the Bartender that he wants to drink some orphan tears...

[@Undesirablekishan]

Omg 😂😂😂😂. Dookie Fresh

[@rowanphillips3497]

Sip-sippin’ on orphan tears? Little children, near and far, Don’t know where your parents are, Cry directly in this jar So I can drink it at the bar.

[@cortos_9733]

@@rowanphillips3497 lol that's great. Yiu make that up or is it from somewhere else

[@CraZCraft]

Ur profile pic is my reaction

[@ww6372]

@@cortos_9733 yourfavoritemartian orphan tears

[@Xerdar36]

The last story was gold!!!!! You have a new subscriber!!!!

[@jazzthecooltransformer2837]

Love the way 6.50 has a link to a hurl

[@qolumbia3536]

I think the cops said public intoxication because he was outside for like 2 seconds for a smoke

[@BobTheGodly]

This video was a rollercoaster of emotion, started out ok, got dark as hell, then ended on a high note.

[@Roadhog360]

4:48 **Insert Ultra Instinct Theme**

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

I've read somewhere that a person got into a fight in a bar and was unfortunately killed with one punch

[@jonahi1304]

yeah, one-punch kills are actually not entirely uncommon. i think there are even groups out there that raise awareness about it

[@jacksond4164]

Noob

[@bladeshifter16]

One-Punch Man!

[@onishojo9430]

Saitama was at a bar? Damn, I thought he was at the grocery store for that sale

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

Yeah it's happened a few times here in Australia and so now they've made a "one punch law" with a min of 8 years jail if someone dies from a one punch attack if the puncher was under the influence

[@cierraphi]

The first story sounds like it was about a bar in my town 😅

[@unknow_oh]

Thank you BrainyDude, very -cool!- *interesting...*

[@zerephyn9809]

They called me the iron stomach as I ingested 2 litres as a kid. Water does taste lovely.

[@michellemartinov5844]

As a nurse of 32 years. - I’m telling you - you did save his life!

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Have you ever seen a drunk guy pour a glass of whiskey into their eyeball? me neither, im not 21

[@slifer0081]

Eh.

[@beble895]

The second story was verging on r/thathappened

[@vAqeii]

The customer said: 'Yes what would you like to drink?'

[@sallyphilpin1104]

In th UK it is actually ILLEGAL to be drunk in a pub. Section 12 of the Licensing Act 1972 outlaws 'every person found drunk in an highway or other public place, whether a building or not, or on any licensed premises'.

[@Mercury_TM]

Ah... That kid in a bar one hits home. I remember having those eyes as I protected my grandma from being hit by my grandpa. I was just a little kid and of course I got beat, but it was way better than my grandma getting hurt. He has long since stopped drinking though.

[@shannonburlynne8372]

Last one was touching but hysterical

[@GothicLeviathan]

Bartenders seem like the coolest people ever

[@angryyordle4640]

4:50 holy crap that guy is way too cool for this universe

[@texasq.mcpringleton6488]

First aid tip: the aspirin was a good call, but one of the first things you do when the injured person is conscious is to ask about allergies. If you give them an aspirin, and they're allergic, then they're almost dying for two reasons and you haven't helped anyone. Not to mention that you helping him means that you're implying that you know first aid and are liable if you give incorrect treatment.

[@2MeterLP]

A restaurant/bar I was in had a slot machine and a kid who seemed really fascinated by it. Her dad gives her a coin to try to teach her a lesson that gambling is a waste of money. The little girl proceeds to get the jackpot first try. Never seen a man wanting to cuss so hard but not allowing himself to.

[@cookiewoke1899]

Damn I thought I had crazy nights bartending

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Which episode is the bart Simpson thing from?

[@phishersmith7592]

When someone tells you a bar story, and there's an Irishman involved, you know you're in for a good story.

[@themadfootballfan1816]

As an Aussie I can confirm people don’t tip

[@botermb6559]

That last one is my favorite

[@CarpeNoctem135]

4:57 You could jump and freak out. Sure that’s cool. Or he could have spun back around and walked out the door without a word. Instant cool dude and he didn’t even have to flick up his collar and do snap finger guns.

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Awesome video, but a pianic version of Kirby was more than a tad unexpected.

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

6:30 good. he got his money and left quick.

[@tommygarbrecht9470]

Not my story, but my mom used to be a bartender back in the day. One time, a person got really drunk and decided it would be a good idea to ride his motorcycle into the bar, and started spinning in circles, making tire marks on the floor. There's still a dent on the floor to this day.

[@doopymooza6128]

When my mum was working at a bar, she was carrying a lot of drinks over to a table when a man went and grabbed her ass. She literally dropped all of the glasses and punched him in the face. Proud to be her daughter!!!

[@oneshotgurlthebest3723]

The craziest thing that happened at my bar, was that nobody came to my bar

[@thehungriergrue]

i really appreciate the music in this one

[@beelot.1]

TL;DR: Little Irish men in Irish pubs either winning absurd lotteries, getting in heated brawls, or just being stupid.

[@Nashyj495]

Have been a barman in the past but this was after that. Had a guy walk past me and a guy I was on a date with after we had just kissed (I'm a dude). He quietly said "ugh, faggots". I got pissed off like you would not believe. Step away from the bar and shout "Oi! Dickhead!" The guy turns around and I punched him full force in the face. He started crying, and the manager came up to me and asked me what happened (he knew me since I had worked there so didn't kick me out straight away) after I explained it he just said "good on you" and got back to work. The guy apologised about half an hour later and I apologised for punching him. Was lucky not to get a GBH to be honest.

[@kezkezooie8595]

I really did laugh out loud at the hurl story :D

[@coolguy7742]

*_Haha funny T Series joke here_*

[@nicazer]

what I've learned today is that everyone, no matter height, weight, or stature, is terrified of the Irish.

[@ii_kira_ii9655]

What does pokerfaced even mean I keep hearing that word today lol.

[@gooberboyxdd323]

When you play games of poker you are not suppose to give away any emotions to make sure that the other players can’t take advantage of you. Basically a poker face is just having no expression.

[@VintPart2]

I was at a bar and saw a girl strip down to nothing and they to f**k a bottle of beer. The bartender couldn't get her to stop so he called the police. I was so confused and couldn't stop laughing. I never went back bc the place went downhill but that memory is my favorite to laugh about

[@thatemeraldguy4585]

Dat piano gourmet race tho

[@onishojo9430]

That Rabbi one was wholesome af Edit: typo

[@MsHarpsychord]

Not a bartender but I work weddings as a waiter. Sometimes a few waiters stay back until 3am to collect bar glasses for the wedding. By 2.30am or so there is only a small crew of about 4 people left in this massive room usually catering about 250 guests. We ignore them for a while since we have a big room and most guests had left with their glasses behind. Eventually I decide to clear the glasses next to the people in the hopes that they will get the social cue to leave. Entitled drink woman loses the plot when I picked up her wine glass that had 5ml of wine still left in it. For those of you who don't know we serve wine around 5.30pm with two top ups with the final top up of wine around 6.30pm, meaning this wine had been sitting in her glass for fucking 8 hours or longer if you include the first pour at 5.30pm. Her drunk entitled friends all agree that I was incredibly rude and a horrible waiter. I put back the glass and just awkwardly walk away. I see her holding onto the glass like it was her baby for the next 5 minutes before drinking it. It was so nasty. My co-workers just told me to leave them alone as you always get drunk people like that at most weddings.

[@Lroselovely88]

If someone is having a heart attack, they need to chew the aspirin! *The more you know*

[@unbanshee2985]

Had 2 guys do lines of coke in our family friendly bar at about 5pm on a weekend then left some lines on the table and try to get another drink.

[@notreal3164]

I think I heard about that last story. It was like in 2016 or something idk but it was a couple years back

[@dryempanada5695]

11:00 It’s known as a hatzolah Haats-o-lah

[@LEGENDGAMES-SD]

What a nice end story

[@mattfrome8937]

Shoutout the kirby music

[@willrogers9932]

12:17 a friend of mine in high school flicked a cigarette which landed in another guys mouth in smoking position.

[@tortoiselover2044]

Lol can't get the cops called on you if you call them first XD

[@calumcarlyle1974]

Most of these are about my people(Irish) and I always find it so amusing that no matter what they don't fucking care about consequences and will chase anybody

[@therick7445]

Can’t decide between the giant cage fighting brothers beating each other over the head, the drunk that sat on a champagne flute and got a new asshole or the idiot that smashed a glass slitting his wrist that wanted to keep drinking even though he was bleeding out

[@madelainewentzel2362]

*TUMBLR WUMBLR* *TUMBLR WUMBLR* *TUMBLR WUMBLR*

[@funnyperson4027]

Why am I watching this? It’s not funny, but for some reason I keep watching these.

[@sponge6683]

Local got pretty close to me and admitted that he killed his now ex wifes secret lover and buried him somewhere even she doesnt know. He then proceeded to steal bar glasses infront of me. I wasnt paid enough to care.

[@bookshelf5759]

The ambulance service is called hatzolah

[@NathanBlackberry]

Someone got drunk without alcohol

[@ii_kira_ii9655]

I thought it said sick as not cig LOL

[@jacoblansman8147]

Second story is awesome. Wish I'd been there

[@justlemons4077]

Minnesota! Heck ya.

[@jordanfreeman4170]

The cigarette story. One time I flicked a cigarette and it landed standing up still burning.....will never happen again

[@kyoza5069]

2:50 dude he's in a fucking bar what do you expect

[@justlikerunningabicycle3783]

Ah, the famous irish temper. (So I've been told) Those people are firecrackers. I quite like it. Of all the Irish people have seen, they've always had this stubborn look in their eyes. Their eyes sparkled was temper

[@neelamsingh7733]

These answers are over 7 years old. I wonder if all these people have even more crazy stories now.

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

A Rabbi walks into a bar and almost doesn’t walk out

[@sizlakc6082]

Why do Reddit youtubers that do these types of vids use the Simpsons In their thumbnails all the time?

[@dayglass]

*Hey Cleetus, throw me a cig*

[@TheCitedAviator]

i̥ͦd̥ͦi̥ͦo̥ͦt̥ͦ D̥ͦe̥ͦg̥ͦḁͦs̥ͦ read this as it played

[@sampriktaganguli3052]

The Rabbi story made me realize how selfish people can be.

[@MNorbert89]

thinking about "f*ck this job i wanna be a congresswomen instead and fighting against farting cows to save the planet!! yaay"

[@vincenttrigg4521]

Why are there never any links?????

[@Garble_Garble]

Because of the thumbnail image I read Bartenders as Bart Enders

[@TheCitedAviator]

Again i must ask what the image on the thumbnail has to do with the photo

[@f16grizzly93]

Who else watching at night?

[@amberjasminnewchannel]

I love how most of these are in Irish bars; and every single one of the stories in irish bars really happen a lot in Ireland itself. xD

[@amberjasminnewchannel]

@bbonner422 Yup; Roscommon is the same lol even just the other night there was some mad tackling going on because some guy was being a douche to a woman.

[@dragon9372]

What song is that it sounds like kirby

[@saladinthedark7459]

Whats that music called

[@normaowens7340]

I bartended at a bar that had bars next door, across the street, and half a block down. We had a front and back door. I cut this idiot. He leaves comes back by other door and says give me a beer bitch next door won t serve me. I was confused since I thought there was a man tending their. I asked 1 of my regulars find who was next door. It was a man just like the other bars that night. Again told him he was cut off. Proceed to go out and come in 2 more times. Bitch across the street won't serve me, then hitch down the block. He never stepped foot in any other bad then mine. He was so drunk he thought he went to 4 bars. Laughed my ass off for the next 2 hours

[@bluelizardgeek3635]

Yay!!! Something interesting from MN!!