People Share Their Stories Of The Weirdest Places They've Ever Been Taken To On A Date

[@rheedee7809]

That last dude was a piece of work. Jesus.

[@josephfox9221]

Sounded like he had aspergers

[@catash7247]

Yea I was betting autism but idk medical terms but it's 100% mental

[@DenaStrawberry]

That dude sounded perfect and friend/bf material until he started to talk down about women. Then i was like yep I can see he is not normal

[@rinaberman7686]

@@josephfox9221 I usually hate when people try to diagnose people with ASD or similar disorders online but... you're probably right.

[@rheedee7809]

Honestly I can see why people might put that label on the guy. I apparently have Asperger's and I understand that it's a developmental disorder and everyone on the spectrum develops differently and at a different pace but still, I'm frickin' 18 and that dudes nearly 30 and I have a fucking better idea on how to treat people. I've also dated a dude who was like this and had no diagnosis. My point is, is that some people are just assholes and regardless of mental issues or disorders, no one should treat anyone like that.

[@MrDudeman78]

That last one was a wild roller coaster of emotion. What a story

[@jarm1664]

I once got asked out by a very handsome man, dressed in a nice suit and everything, had a winning smile, I was pretty excited. I was disappointed though when for our date he wanted to go to a cheap dive bar. I said fine, I thought maybe I was being superficial. On the actual date, he was super odd. He kept talking about his exes and how they’re all crazy. I thought he was joking since I think that’s a pretty well known red flag but he was totally serious. He then starts asking about my most recent ex. I say a little, but try to move on, and he starts asking “so were you in love with him? You wanted to marry him? You wanted to have his babies?” I was getting freaked out. This whole time his phone keeps going off. He finally tells me that it’s his ex texting him, and he says it like I would be impressed. He then proceeds to SHOW ME THE TEXTS. To prove how “crazy” she is. What she was texting was letting him know that she was getting a restraining order because he was abusive and manipulative. I should also mention that he has me cornered in a booth table and keeps trying to kiss me, despite me pushing him away. He then starts saying that he likes to drink, but gets possessive and violent when he’s drunk. I ask “um towards women?” And he’s shocked. “What?? Of course not! Why would you think that?! Oh, because of the texts, right??” Thankfully (and unknowingly to me) my ex’s old roommate was the bartender and recognized me at the table from the bar. He came over to chat and was getting out of work so I was able to escape the date and go hang out with him instead. I now go to same place with all my dates so I know the bartender and don’t let myself get cornered in any tables. Also learned that a pretty face and nice clothes don’t mean you’re not a total weirdo!

[@thomascholowsky1236]

5:15 - 11:08 He sounds like an adult Caillou.

[@deadlyslayer2509]

Thomas Cholowsky not even Caillou would be that bad. This guys was an ass

[@Victoria-hp6sf]

go watch Caillou the grownup

[@thomascholowsky1236]

@@deadlyslayer2509 I have, the story made me instantly think of it.

[@kolonarulez5222]

1:11 What she said hit me on another level. I feel the same way but I'd never waste a guy's time like that.

[@blinkbubs3994]

im a guy and i can get where shes coming from. but yeah

[@fredhuang6436]

Should take her out on another date and make her pay the bill

[@RoofTopFocus]

After a couple of flops due to this, you kinda figure out whos just doing it for the ego.

[@heather8871]

KolonaRulez Same. I feel like I would also do what the girl did (to make myself feel better :’) ) but I wouldn’t want to waste someone else’s time

[@bottlerocket2528]

*_Bold of you to assume I can get a date_*

[@JB-qg3iw]

wow that a pretty weird date

[@Metamorphoryth]

Cries in gay

[@sebulba69]

You down to eat ramen noodles and talk on discord? That's my date offer

[@lesleygalvin3239]

*cries in virgin*

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

ImperfectlyDracorex Feelsbadman

[@Sclasspsycho]

On the last one, I kind of felt bad for the guy at first because I thought maybe he was on the spectrum like me, but he had no excuse for the way he treated his mother and the sexist comments.

[@astracrits4633]

Same here--autism is in *no way* an excuse for his god-awful treatment of others.

[@chosha3296]

Not defending him or his actions, but based upon the OP's description of his parents and home life, it's plausible to assume that this kind of behavior was taught to him from his parents throughout his life. And when someone goes their whole life thinking something's okay, it never crosses their mind that it's NOT until they meet someone who has had a different upbringing with the guts to say, "hey, that's not really okay".

[@trialbyicecream]

Sciasspsycho I agree. I was telling at the girl the whole time to notice the signs and contextualize it properly. I feel bad that no one taught the guy how to interact, because he clearly didn't think anything he was doing was wrong.

[@Skywreckdemon]

Same here. I'm autistic and he reminds me of me, except for the sexism.

[@jje_tt4324]

The last guy actually reminds me very strongly of myself besides the sexist comments. Im not on the spectrum (i mean, i dont know. Ive never been diagnosed) but i do feel bad for him. But the stuff he said to that girl was really sexist and its not ok to say that to anybody

[@salmon4o4]

Can you please keep the background in that dark mode. I'm always blinded the white one when I'm watching at midnight

[@brazgazz]

just read them off reddit?

[@masamainio1694]

@@brazgazz idk about op, but i like these vids more than reading them from reddit

[@ominousobliteration8500]

Turn your brightness down.

[@justseffstuff3308]

Ominous Obliteration I always have the brightness all the way down and on night mode, y’know the thing that makes your screen darker and less blue. But it still hurts my eyes sometimes. For some reason they hurt a lot more when I’m looking up

[@Twinklesparks]

theres a pluging for google that makes sites darker

[@Leelz247]

Spaghetti guy seems like he might be on the spectrum. It was kind of hilarious until the "you're dropping out of college and raising our babies" part.

[@ABSolom39]

Absolutely

[@mahin0185]

@Diego Quezada Zavala bound to happen when a incel talks to a female for the first time. All the know is trolling on the internet and shit talking

[@DougMayhem]

The "raising our babies" part was the BEST part. I almost shot Diet Dew out my nose. If he had just been trolling her the whole time, I'd say he was a fkn legend. I was strongly hoping that story would end with: "I was not going to be told my lot in life is to raise his babies.... but here it is, seven years later and I am about to have our third child. We still eat spaghetti and plain sauce three times a week... He is doing quite well, as the weekend night manager at the local Blockbuster and I never managed to get my last six credits, so no degree for me. Well, I gotta go, it is time for him to go to work, so I need to go make sure he is wearing socks and tie his shoes for him. Thanks for listening!"

[@sarahswanson5241]

Definitely on the spectrum. The way he eats spaghetti, not wanting to give new foods a try, obsessed with trivial things like movies (to the point they get upset when a game gets something wrong)

[@RezEverday]

@Sarah Swanson Yea, definitely. Can see a lot of my autistic brother in him. The obsessiveness and new foods especially. They only yogurt he eats changed packaging once and he hasn't eaten it since.

[@PotatoNinja101]

Anyone got a link for the kumodo lesson documentary thing?

[@oofbekistan8469]

Yeah

[@dogedog4998]

Oofbekistan plz share

[@PotatoNinja101]

@@oofbekistan8469 cool can you share it?

[@lexbeard2693]

I want it too !

[@oofbekistan8469]

@@PotatoNinja101 Yeah

[@UrlacherBears54]

I had a girl with mutual friends, who hit me up on Facebook, pick up me up for a lunch date so we didn't take two cars. She seemed super cool in the weeks before we went on the date, so I didn't think anything of it. She picks me up and immediately looks at my Jordan brand shoes and says "That's too bad, I like Kobe's better." Weird flex, but okay. Figured she was being playful. No big deal. We go to Texas Roadhouse and everything was going fine, just typical small talk asking about each other. I bring up sports because we're both fans. This is where this takes the turn. She looks at me with a straight fucking face and starts telling me about all the professional athletes she's dated. Not like small name guys who would be believable, but straight to Patrick Kane and Brian Urlacher. She then begins telling me that she left them because she knew she could do better, and that they constantly beg her to take them back. (Note: She's a five tops. Also has kids, I was at a weird time in my life.) She's goes as far as saying that she's a big reason that they're as good as they are, as her oxygen company brought them to a new level. (She said that company was gonna replace medical marijuana) At this point, I'm realizing that this woman is oozing bullshit out of her ears and that I've made a massive mistake. I cruise through my lunch and start looking towards the door. I even start saying that I have to work later that night and that I should go catch a nap as I haven't slept. We finally get out to her car and I'm thanking the Lord this plane crash of a date is almost over. Wrong again. She tells me she's driving home, but that she has to make one QUICK stop. Fine. Whatever. Just fucking hurry. Turns out that quick stop was a tattoo parlor. My phone is dead at this point and my house is a 20 minute drive away. I sit there for two hours as she gets a tattoo in her wrist, while she constantly asks me to join her. She wants to get a couples tattoo. I refuse with every inch of my fiber and ask if we could just go. She immediately pays the guy after I say this and off he goes. She finally drives me home. I get out of the car, tell her I'll call her later, and she's on her way. Immediately delete/block her number and on every social media imaginable. Outside of her occasionally sitting outside my house every couple weeks, I never saw her again.

[@okey6470]

Never dated anyone before. *Cries in corner.*

[@PotatoNinja101]

*goes to the opposite corner and cries too*

[@Imnevergonnapostvids]

Me too fam

[@SolDizZo]

Dated many, didn't put in any effort. The onset is always fine, the chemistry never lands. The last girl in the video learned never to lead men on, because it's like rewarding bad behavior... I haven't kept girlfriends for longer than a month because once I see enough red flags I end it. Mike Birbiglia tells a long story about how his relationship with his years-spanning fiance was just two people perpetually afraid of hurting the other's feelings. You just have to be willing to accept change, not get stuck in paradox. I imagine the only relationship that will work is one with humor, adaptability for change, and the ability to *thrive* in paradox.

[@patrickbaker-evens1911]

The last guy. . . Some people are saying he was on the spectrum. Perhaps. I know he is definitely an incel.

[@alexandrecaisse8520]

That last one indicates me a case of autism. I can usually tell people who are likely to have it since I'm asperger myself (mild autism) and have read a lot on the subject concerning the symptoms and patterns.

[@2MeterLP]

First date: She just came over to my house and we played minecraft together over LAN. I was 22 and she 24. We've been together for 3 years now.

[@Brievel]

That's how my husband snagged me. I was dealing with the fallout of severe emotional abuse and over-responsibility strain, he took me to his house and set up PS4 Minecraft and we played for hours. It's still one of our favourite couple activities, although we play PC now.

[@nerothewateruser8030]

I love how the last one took up over half of the video

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Ive never been on a date since I suck and after watching this video I think im proud ive never been on one

[@fartsniffer7460]

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction 👏🏿 since I suck as well all the ladies are taken

[@samtheviking7080]

Heh, 69. Nice

[@samtheviking7080]

Also a lot of dudes like it if you suck. Especially if you are a girl

[@xyannail4678]

But maybe you're a good choice and you don't know yet

[@sarajones7594]

My son is autistic (he is only 9), but that last one definitely sounded like an autistic adult. It very much reminded me of my son. He has very specific interests, poor social skills, and no filter what so ever. I really feel for that guy because he probably didn't understand what he did wrong. I'm not saying the girl is at fault, she didn't know. I just worry about my son all of the time for these types of future situations he might find himself in.

[@em01455]

Sara Jones I think he’ll be fine as long as he grows up knowing people are equal :) I wish you both the best of luck.

[@sarajones7594]

Thank you

[@seventhsheaven]

Honestly the only really terrible part was the sexism and the way he treated his mom, the other stuff can be forgiven or some even eliminated with therapy.

[@supremecrowbar5736]

9:24 I can relate to that guy making a drink on an emotional and spiritual level. I mix every damn drink in the house, taste it, decide it’s shit, then pour it down the drain.

[@willnash7907]

A little bit of crazy can be charming, so long as you can stay civil and do not make yourself too... unpalatable There is a line however and that guy went over it.

[@Brievel]

My husband did that with a smoothie once. Tried to get me to try it - hell no. He about poisoned himself with one sip. Yeah, no kidding...

[@sillysillyme8150]

That last story was like the entire video

[@johannasweet1120]

The last one hit hard for me. I've always been the one that's "too nice" to everyone and never really stood up for myself when I needed to. The whole story I was like "omg stop hanging out with him, he's ridiculous" but then I realized that I probably would have done the same thing because I felt bad for him or something

[@hatredmalice7273]

oh hell yeah hit me up with that *rumcranberrymalibudrpepperorangejuicemintschnapps*

[@MrProofMan]

That last one was a wild ride.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

My gf wanted to go to the World Trade Center for a date. We instead chose a flight to NYC.

[@kyleiscool4576]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions wow great 9/11 joke :/

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

Whoa

[@wisterwilson8774]

you're like the better Justin Y mostly because you have a very dark sense of humor and i love it

[@Loser177]

Very epic tails

[@oofbekistan8469]

Thank you Tails, very cool!

[@unknow_oh]

We go on a date in the trash, my girlfriend says it’s a weirdest place she’s ever been in, but I disagree.

[@mirkecWii]

"Turns out even attractive prople can be a bag of crazy" girl where have you been living

[@rabbitguts2518]

TheCreepingDeath1984 Am I the only one that thinks he wasn’t at all crazy but rather seems like he’s on the spectrum( I’m leaning towards Aspergers)? Maybe I just have a high threshold for ‘insanity’ but nothing really stood out to me. It wasn’t like ‘I piss in mason jars, launch bags of jelly babies at my ex and kick dogs’ sooo..ehh?

[@Terry-wo4up]

being on the autism spectrum doesn‘t excuse you from being a horrible sexist person.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

That last guy was a full on Spergmiester treading into autist territory. Not a diagnosis, but there's something pretty clear signs/symptoms there.

[@Sirperfluous]

I have aspergers and I had a very good laugh at the term "spergmiester". couldn't really get anything on google for it, did you coin the term?

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

@@Sirperfluous One of the guys in the group has Aspergers... It's a term of endearment we use. When he delves into "an obsession", we'll tell him something like "Saddle-up for another ride with the Spegmiester". He thinks it's funny, and it is, because it comes from a place of humor, friendship, and acceptance.

[@theskepticpirate156]

On the last story in particular, I have something to say about the guy and the writer. About the guy: he clearly has some form of Autism. I have Autism so I understand that it's not as simple as "I shouldn't do, think, or say this". Especially with this guy being a very logic based person. This in itself is not bad, however. Where it does become bad is when it's clear that he doesn't understand and makes no effort to understand the weight of his actions. To the writer, I say don't dismiss someone for having "poor social skills." If someone has poor social skills, it usually means some form of anxiety or small social circle. A guy like that is an outlier. On a more positive note, I do thank the writer for doing their best to remain civil.

[@danielkim5676]

These stories never fail to disappoint me

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I disagree.

[@QarleyQuark]

That last one was good. Good job. Good lesson learned too.

[@justoneguy2160]

7:09 oh how I would love to see a WWF wrestling memorabilia. That would be something else.

[@arandompasserby7940]

He should have said "I don't date undesirable girls" instead.

[@hopedean6424]

Nah bc that would just make her worse and she wouldn't learn from it

[@arandompasserby7940]

@@hopedean6424 Spoiler: I don't think she learned from it anyway. :/

[@hopedean6424]

@@arandompasserby7940 I think it would be a pretty huge wake up call if someone told you they felt the way you were avoiding feeling, and it would definitely teach you more than if they just called you undesirable and left. That would just make her more insecure.

[@ChristopherMoom]

I went on a date with some random skeleton, and he took me to his house. It was so strange, like, there was a sink that was the size of a fridge.

[@theplushietop10letsplays23]

Did the skeleton happen to say "You're gonna have a bad time"?

[@nathanperez9596]

@@theplushietop10letsplays23 wrong skeleton

[@kristykruse881]

Yes sans

[@loravipperman3061]

That last guy had Asperger's.

[@madelainewentzel2362]

*TUMBLR WUMBLR* *TUMBLR WUMBLR* *TUMBLR WUMBLR*

[@SiegeTF]

"I was out of there like a shot." Would that be a rimshot or a heroin shot?

[@Bea_the_witch]

Pretty sure spaghetti date was my ex boyfriend lmfao sorry you had to deal with him.

[@nopeno2120]

Daaaaaaannnnnggggg

[@kingcs6273]

[@tessfabled4115]

Pretty sure that last dude had Aspergers, like, he's ticking all the boxes. Source: Have Aspergers.

[@johnnymcauliffe1289]

8:29 ...life goes on...is right. The whole interaction sounds like an episode of the TV show, “Life Goes On.”

[@pigparade2122]

When I was 16 I had a crush on this really cute older boy who was maybe 19-20. One day he texted me and asked me if I wanted to come with him while he did some errands and then chill at his place. I assumed the errands were the usual “getting groceries” “doctors appointment” type things so I agreed. We end up driving behind a Harris teeter and some huge guy gets in the back of the car, hands my crush money, and leaves with a decent sized bag of cocaine. The rest of the night consists of me cowering in my seat as he makes drug deal after drug deal.

[@jessicataylor7174]

5:08 I've met guys like this before but the thing I really don't understand is 'staying because he's your ride'...wth don't you guys have taxis? If someone's being a D just leave. If they're 'your ride' get a taxi. If you don't have the money for a taxi at home then you shouldn't be going out...and yes, it should be at home for if things go wrong and your taxi brings you back broke. Never tell them when you get in, once you're safely home just sweetly chime that you'll grab the cash. Their choice is to refuse and drive you to the police station or let you go inside and get it (and they know where you live)...seriously, a taxi driver will even pop back the next day to pick up payment if you screwed up so badly you don't even have it at home...that happened and made me start the 'always have cash at home for a taxi' rule! :D

[@losman4107]

Has there ever been a time where someone asks you out and you turn them down saying, "Can't, I'm not relationship material"?

[@Smore012]

I can't believe that last guy had so many chances. He must have been pretty attractive.

[@ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Im Watching This While Pooping

[@sheisaMachine]

Bro if a dude sucks the first time end it lmao he’s not the only man that exists

[@Chizuru94]

Nah, I think they just didn't want to be too judgmental or treat people badly, but yeah, in the end, they got treated badly, but gained something from those experiences (more than the ppl who were bad, so.) Just saying it might not be easy for everyone since there are people who always think it's their fault or think they need to do stuff for others. I hope those get better at deciding for themselves, but still keep empathy :)

[@Brievel]

That goes both ways.

[@antidotelizard5855]

9:00 imagine being a party goer and hearing "I DO NOT DRINK!!!"

[@JayLeePoe]

SO many confessions boil down to people dealing with raging trait narcissism. Adult children with cruel malicious intent. Psychotics without the real strength or bravery to attack head-on. A bag of snakes in human skin.

[@octokittykat4874]

I once got asked out by a guy. he was really nice and everything, but he didn't have a plan for what we were going to do on the date he asked me on, and I ended up having to take him everywhere. he did pay for my movie ticked though.

[@ericbazinga]

I've never been on a date. But the weirdest place I've ever been was definitely the local flea market. It was like a weird cross between Mexico and China. Bootleg merch everywhere. No standards whatsoever. Whatever was popular at the time, you'd find people selling it everywhere. (When I went, it was hoverboards.) At one point I caught someone selling software on disc that was free online. I confronted him about it, and told me that I was paying for tech support. If I wanted tech support, I'd go to the company that made the software. They'd definitely know more about it. I apologized to him (I regret apologizing, he deserved to be ousted as a scammer) and left. Haven't been back.

[@melissaclark1635]

Second date of my life, we sat in his grandparents backyard and watched the neighbors house smoke and the fire department putting it out.

[@breensprout]

My very first date was to the movies with this guy I'm still friends with. Normal enough date, but his mom definitely convinced a theater employee to sneak in and take a picture of us (flash on!) in the middle of the movie. I don't remember what movie it was, but I'll never forget that. Also went on a date with him to a weeknight church thing, and found out when I arrived that his best friend was joining us. Probably unrelated, but I'm now an atheist. My most recent boyfriend and I spent most of the time we were dating hanging out at high-end furniture stores, and I'm now married to him, so, you know, weird dates can work out well sometimes.

[@alponts]

my roblox girlfriend left me during this video

[@sydneycazier5625]

You can stay strong in these difficult times ❤️ maybe you’ll find a Minecraft girlfriend who will value you more than your roblix girlfriend ever did

[@jatcat]

7:07 I think you actually just went out with Napoleon Dynamite...

[@TheArchitect097]

I really expected that last one to end with "anyway, it's been 15 years and we're expecting our 3rd child". I don't know if that woman was way way too nice, or extremely desperate.

[@zavodila9279]

**cries in single**

[@shinyranger4751]

Could u not put Bart Simpson in the thumbnails? Thanks

[@carlinpadgett2796]

Thats the best part

[@hopedean6424]

Why?

[@mikeysugarsugargoon1879]

put other iconic cartoon characters in next too like garfield or kermit

[@keheungan]

Not lying. A dude took me to Freemason temple. Went inside when its empty. Came out. Brain started processing and legit shook at what I just did. Didnt talk to him again

[@N0FoxGiven]

That last one she was dating a spoiled Aussie. XD Kinda hard to socialize with someone who can't read social queues AND grew up poorly.

[@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666]

If you're single, you don't have to worry about going to weird places with your date.

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Yeah, though you could say North Korea is an experience, eh?

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

Fortunately my date locations have been normal

[@milliecat2020]

Once I went to lunch with my mom and boyfriend, now ex, like a meet and greet lunch date. He preceded to tell us crazy off the wall stories about things he supposedly did. Then he said "I have ADHD. Okay I have to go to the bathroom now". My mom looked at me after he walked away and said, "You know you can do better right?" I said, "Yeah I know". He spent the rest of lunch talking about himself and trying to be funny which only made it more awkward. I wanted to literally leave him at the restaurant but I knew that would be cruel. Besides my mom had been the one to pick us up and his car was at my apartment. The sooner he left, the better.

[@LinaIsNotANoob]

It wasn't really a date, we had just met and were hanging out, he was a bit weird but I'm trapped by being too nice to get up and leave... then he proposed to me. He didn't know my name yet, we've known each other for like, half an hour. He starts planning a huge anime themed wedding. I pretended that work called me in and got out of there as quickly as possible.

[@MDreamerIsBi]

9:59 I would have just pulled over, put the car in park, and continuously honk the horn for about 30 minutes every time he tried to talk.

[@sansytheanime1310]

They should do what's the most messed up thing you did as a kid

[@saifai]

I feel for these folks. Dating can be brutal. I've dated some real gems, but the worst was when I dated a guy who told me he was really spiritual. I politely backed out of a second date when he gave me the Satan worshipping recruitment spiel after telling me all about their last virgin sacrifice.

[@peterrcbasher]

Cool video man!

[@sineadthomas2024]

I mean, spaghetti’s pretty good. Having it every time you go there is pretty fair.

[@josephhanicak7922]

I have one: the void. I've never been on a date. Because I'm forever alone. And ugly as hell, that too.

[@NathanBlackberry]

I'm lucky cause I've never been in a date

[@Safer7Sephiroth]

Was that last guy's favorite food tendies, by any chance?

[@willowleigh1786]

This is weird but I like to listen/watch in the mornings cause I get to laugh first thing. I like the black background over the white it's not so blinding.

[@mattelhead793]

He took me to his grandparents house to watch a vhs tape of a circus he went to as a kid.... I was 16 and got out there by telling him my mom called from outside .

[@stevenmfs]

No gourmet race 9/10

[@trevthekidd]

Where my "Never Dated Anyone" Gang at? *Said Trev, In The Corner*

[@thegreatcornholio5025]

5:15 really gives me sonichu vibes. like, the entire time, i was imagining CWC.

[@lowlife13]

Went on a date to chucky cheese

[@Imaproshaman7]

God, the last one. Holy.

[@edwardskissorhands79]

3:48 I would like to know the whereabouts of this man

[@beastmaster0934]

3:10 Lucky bastard (as in, he avoided getting herpes) 5:51 I’ve eaten spaghetti the same way too, and I don’t eat it in public like that either too

[@linasirine8279]

Your videos spark joy~ thanks

[@lnfreeman]

6:20 was Dan Ryckert

[@gauravupadhyay4572]

How attractive that last guy could probably have been for op to put up with something like that?

[@believeit4359]

I feel bad for the last guy honestly

[@jojo_mcelwee6591]

Some crazy people in this world

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

Hell California

[@silence3775]

K

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

What is this james charles joke about?

[@kyleiscool4576]

Taisen's Cool Stuff idk homophes

[@kyleiscool4576]

Matthew Mattocks oh ok sorry much respect

[@MicroTwenty]

I could relate to the last guy until the going to his house part. (I dont eat spaghetti like that tho)

[@santoryusekai2618]

Tfw you think you found your animu waifu and then the person ends up being the complete opposite of what you wanted.

[@evanrigel954]

that last dude is actually eric cartman. i can't believe she kept meeting him

[@UncleMikeDrop]

I have frequently found myself in a situation where a girl agreed to go out with me merely because she was hungry. I suppose it could be worse. At least it beats eating alone. While that sounds way more depressing my said out loud.

[@BuilderBob1]

The last story belongs in r/Relationships.

[@catisadisaster2269]

That last guy reminds me of an unlikeable version of Sheldon

[@selenagamya1612]

In what world is Sheldon likeable?

[@khaorix2667]

Well, I guess I'm not the biggest loser on the planet after all.

[@santoryusekai2618]

This is why you stay a single Pringle

[@rebeccaadams3349]

I went out with this guy once. He asked me what types of things I like to do, and I said dancing. He took me to a sex club. As soon as I realized what it was, I stared him down like I was about to explode and said "Take. Me. Home. Now!!!!!" He did, I never took a call from him or saw him again.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

3:00 Y I K E S

[@395203502]

I think I also went on a date with that last guy

[@rendopatto2751]

I dont think that's a win brother lol...

[@will-ve4de]

lmao whats a date

[@MaddieThePancake]

They're the things on the calendar.