At last, the kung-fu/blaxsploitation/horror hybrid we've all (apparently) been waiting for!
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
But it needs a giant monster.
@Dinosaurianationazation5 жыл бұрын
Do Godzilla 2014!!! PLS????
@youthfulcurmudgeon36275 жыл бұрын
OMIGOD, BRENDON!!! I found the most bonkers kung fu movie for you to review!! You have to do this one!! Shaolin Drunkard 1983 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3-TfJJrqM2nibc
@christiankruse45715 жыл бұрын
Wow just..... Wow. I can't even.....my brain hurts so much.
@jim72055 жыл бұрын
Warhawk Tanzania's real name is Warren Hawkins and he was an exponent of Nisei Goju-Ryu karate under the art's founder, the late Hanshi Frank Ruiz. As a matter of fact, Ruiz served as the action director for both of Tanzania's films. According to current Nisei Goju-Ryu head and actor Wilfredo Roldan, Warhawk was actually a brown belt when he was making these films. The last he heard was that Warhawk had been living in Brooklyn, but that was many moons ago.
@CasualNotice4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "Did everyone in the 70's dress like they owned their own carpet store?" Yes, yes we did. Except on special occasions like funerals, weddings, and disco night at the Elks club. Then, we dressed like we were auditioning for an Italian porno.
@edwardburek17174 жыл бұрын
I bet the wardrobe considerations were funded by Brentford Nylons.
@ian_b2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardburek1717 The world is a poorer place without Brentford Nylons.
@RightURKen7 Жыл бұрын
And it was GLORIOUS!!
@kelpengineer53034 жыл бұрын
“Did everyone in the seventies dress like they owned their own carpet stores?”... as a child in the 70s, I can attest that yes, yes they did.
@enragedkaiser2375 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like a 70s comic book character's name
@rogermorris96965 жыл бұрын
Or a 1980's WWF Wrestler
@skylx08125 жыл бұрын
Not since Paul Lynde's Chief Nerr-er-vous Elk called Kirk Douglas "Prickly Pear John" have I ever heard such a name.
@jerkfudgewater1475 жыл бұрын
Did anyone play WARHAWK on tue PS1 that game was freaken great
@kemmdog44445 жыл бұрын
He should have been in a Luke Cage comic.
@K4rt80y5 жыл бұрын
You're daaaaaaamn right!
@jeffreyskoritowski41145 жыл бұрын
Warhawk's real name is Warren Hawkins. According to Kung Fu Fandom at the time this film was made he was a brown belt in Nisei Goju Ryu karate. Unfortunately his current whereabouts are unknown.
@sharkinahat5 жыл бұрын
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@wstine795 жыл бұрын
Ah damn it!
@Dinosaurianationazation5 жыл бұрын
[Reply flagged by Toho cause you suck]
@easterbunny38505 жыл бұрын
Wait... it says War Hawk Tanzania? Cypher Rage is dethronned
@richmcgee4345 жыл бұрын
I don't know, it's close. I think we need a death match between the two to settle it.
@DMAN995 жыл бұрын
Rich McGee DENIED
@mothmanofaustraliaradio88885 жыл бұрын
Knight Mann let them fight...
@KarlBunker5 жыл бұрын
"Stand still while I raise my leg in a gesture that looks a little bit like kicking only much slower! Good, now fall down like I hit you!" I hear War Hawk Tanzania's career tanked after he renamed himself to War Hawk The Republic of the Congo.
@richardgadberry839810 ай бұрын
Kinshasa or Brazzaville?
@shainewhite27815 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like a bad ass name that it belongs to a superhero.
@troyf.90505 жыл бұрын
Hell to the yes!!
@daocvet5 жыл бұрын
Big Trouble in Little China, best movie ever!!
@snarlyshot4 жыл бұрын
Literally just seen it. Gotta say it's a really good time. I really don't know why they don't make more films like that. They don't cost a ton and will make u back ur money if u get someone who loves good cheese behind the camera.
@tureytaino27854 жыл бұрын
@@snarlyshot That is beacuse of the Chinese influence in Hollywood. They are now bending over backwards to please the CCP.
@snarlyshot4 жыл бұрын
@@tureytaino2785 so is the Canadian government. No lube.
@gregorybarna10265 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to War Hawk Tanzania anyway? There was a time when every kid wanted to be War Hawk Tanzania. We had the Atari game.
@wugglesx2 жыл бұрын
okay i'll admit it. i googled it xD.
@NDTexan3 жыл бұрын
Funny enough the name warhawk Tanzania appears to be his actual birth name and not just something he made for the screen. This renews my faith in humanity
@adamguarnella68665 жыл бұрын
Woh woh woh War Hawk ?! Baby name of 2019
@Void_The_Sinner5 жыл бұрын
nah , Big Dick Kickass has it for me
@snarlyshot4 жыл бұрын
That mma dude with war in his name (to lazy to google) stole the thunder I'm afraid. Still the single greatest name in film. Shame he had only 2 movies. Hope he is still kicking so a comeback could happen lol
@justinpipes855 жыл бұрын
YES!! Do Alligator! Please sir.
@TheBrandonTenold5 жыл бұрын
I Will!...Eventually...maybe...we'll see...
@justinpipes855 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrandonTenold I appreciate all your videos sir. Most definitely one of the top cult reviewers out there. Your choice in films is next to none.
@royshaheer2 жыл бұрын
I watched that recently and Brandon give it your best attention to detail
@smithwesson18965 жыл бұрын
Black Dynamite
@smithwesson18965 жыл бұрын
@Jojoforpres DYNOMITE! DYNOMITE!
@MHDebidour5 жыл бұрын
the clothes in this movie are amazing, pity nobody wear those fantastic skirt & suit now.
@Scudboy17 Жыл бұрын
70's fashion cemented the idea that dressing looking rediculous as possible was actually kind of cool. That fashion trend faded as the last of the great free roaming couch herds of the great plains were hunted to the verge of extinction tho.
@Gboy-rr6dm5 жыл бұрын
The monster that called for help made me thing *wait scp-939, what are you doing here?
@PapaTaurean5 жыл бұрын
Brother Theodore was also in Gums... The Jaws spoof... Also in other news... This movie is kickass!!
@PFiction245 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee vs Bruce Leroy! Please review the Last Dragon!
@PFiction245 жыл бұрын
Troy F. When did he review the Last Dragon?
@TheBrandonTenold5 жыл бұрын
I haven't reviewed "The Last Dragon" (yet) so I dunno what he's talking about.
@MrSiahgold4 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrandonTenold My family enjoys your videos very much keep up the awesome reviews
@tsinestexicthdauwraum90823 жыл бұрын
Our wait is finally over! Did Brandon review The Last Dragon? SHO'NUFF!
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
If only there was a Kaiju Blacksploitation style movie.
@skylergulley39495 жыл бұрын
Because that would be too awesome for audiences to handle
@HeilRay5 жыл бұрын
Think Chappelle did that. Freakin trailblazer
@jwnj97165 жыл бұрын
All Hail War Hawk Tanzania.
@mothmanofaustraliaradio88885 жыл бұрын
Jw Nj thundah seagull Tasmania
@loneronin68135 жыл бұрын
Rodan looks like a 1970's Theon Greyjoy in a way :P Update: I just looked up War Hawk Tanzania (birth name: Warren Hawkins) and it also stated that the guy playing Rodan's last name is: Roldan. Got to love B-Movie Kung Fu flicks! lol XD
@ 3:46 ...but I don't speak Jive! Quick somebody call Barbara Billingsley!!
@troyf.90505 жыл бұрын
I was looking for her on my last plane ride!😉
@chriscraven93355 жыл бұрын
'Jes hang loose, blood...'
@hiigghhggg91505 жыл бұрын
The theme music sounds like a more funky version of the Horror Express theme. Does anybody else think so?
@TheRealNormanBates5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYe0mYOqftt-nK8
@pothatuu5 жыл бұрын
Are we sure Rodan wasn't played by Charles Manson?
@guineapiglady28413 жыл бұрын
XD XD XD
@JenMistress5 жыл бұрын
That one kick, I haven't seen someone sell an obvious miss kick that badly since WWE. And I think the sound was recording what they were saying at that point, just the guy was talking in Jive Music. 😉😂 Anyways, all and all, you're right, does look like could fit in so bad it's good territory. Thank you.
@vhsguru19535 жыл бұрын
What a treasure of nonsensical filmmaking.How could overlooked this masterpiese all these years.I have to get my hands on a VHS copy!!!
@shainewhite27815 жыл бұрын
5:38. Oily maniac, and camp crystal lake!? Love this reference.
@JohnBlack23455 жыл бұрын
would love to see you review Dracula Vs. Frankenstein.
@Ugramosch5 жыл бұрын
The Monster wearing Sneakers almost killed me xD
@killerninjakitty8155 жыл бұрын
Rodan vs the subway monster, the rodan sequel we never seen and knowing toho at that time probably would have made it
@AmaryInkawult5 жыл бұрын
killer ninja kitty clearly this is how Rodan came into existence. He used to be a gangster who was killed by a demon. No wonder Rodan appears from underground in his debut!
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
Will Kaiju War Hawk Tanzania be in it?
@killerninjakitty8155 жыл бұрын
@@AmaryInkawult the bad part is that actually makes a more plausible origin story than some of the ones that have been put out
@killerninjakitty8155 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 I would love to see that
@timephire5 жыл бұрын
God Bless 70's Katt Williams!
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like someone from Wakanda.
@MrAlumni725 жыл бұрын
That's my new legal name as of tomorrow - I'm putting this video on pause and driving down to the county courthouse right now!
@skylx08125 жыл бұрын
...Well Kinda forever
@atomikpunk60385 жыл бұрын
Or Tanzania.
@durrydog27665 жыл бұрын
Yo @wstine79 what is your profile pic?
@lookingforlove8394 жыл бұрын
@Will Fryer 2 it's as fake as Madagascar
@go4tops4065 жыл бұрын
I hope one of my friends will name their kid Warhawk Tanzania!
@koboldengineering76875 жыл бұрын
Nice Kiryu pfp
@go4tops4065 жыл бұрын
Ramen Noodles yo thanks man
@antonyfoof96635 жыл бұрын
6:45 FUN FACT about the 70's sometimes you accidentally speak in funk.
@Akutabai55 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Monk's in ancient China (200 BC) brandished Katana's from the Edo period (1603 - 1868)
@mattkimminau82755 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a review on The Watchers, with Corey haim and Michael ironside. It scared the crap out of me when I was 7, but I never knew the name of it. I saw it again in my 20s and laughed at how corny it was, but it left a lasting impression on me
@peterkrug23274 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the thumbnail for this video I thought it was supposed to be a picture of Brandon wearing a dress.
@jimhaverlock97845 жыл бұрын
Those SFII sound effects were a top tier move. Pure art.
@DchanZockt5 жыл бұрын
You added Street Fighter 2 sound effects over the fight scenes? I think I'm in love. ♥
@daveyboy52735 жыл бұрын
Yo, you've out done yourself with this review! 🤣🤣 The Street Fighter sound effects during the basketball court brawl is priceless! 🤣🤣
@HeilRay5 жыл бұрын
The guy trained Rodan. The true King of Monsters train monsters.
@RichardWatt5 жыл бұрын
Brandon, I think the soundtrack wants to be Joe 90 more than Doctor Who :)
@ossinleffa-arkisto30465 жыл бұрын
You should do review about another star wars ripp-off: Starchaser. Animated movie from the 80's.
@unclepatrick25 жыл бұрын
I saw this as Gang War on a local channel Saturday Night Horror show in the mid 80's. I remember the Hosts could not believe that a film like this exist.
@irishj_21st5 жыл бұрын
Was this Big trouble in little Brooklyn?...The only thing it missed was Rowdy Piper bubblegum quotes...awesome review...Brandon is king🤘
@ImInLoveWithBulla5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania just replaced Keenan Wynn’s Colonel Bat Guano as film history’s best example of “if that is your real name”.
@rossthebesiegebuilder35635 жыл бұрын
13:23 Worst "That's what she said" joke ever.
@troyf.90505 жыл бұрын
The funny part is Brandon is just as corny as the film's he reviews.😂.
@Giran_05 жыл бұрын
They should have gotten the real Rodan for the movie,he would have put up a better fight
@randybarnett23085 жыл бұрын
Giran 0 he'd eat that demon🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
@laughtrack90285 жыл бұрын
You should do magic 1978
@MrConshunce4 жыл бұрын
So the people who made Venom must've been inspired by this film for the symbiote travel plan...got it! SMH
@joshmiller51975 жыл бұрын
Man just seeing a glimpse of alligator took me back to when my dad rented it on vhs. I was like 5 or 6 in the 80s. Hope u get to review it. Good job
@t.andrewhanes8726 ай бұрын
Thanks for the name drop on Brother Theodore. I had never heard of him before. Knowledge is Power!
@TheViscoKid4 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a poster for this movie at a TGI Friday's years ago. I had never heard of the movie, so it was odd that a big chain restaurant would put up a poster for such an obscure film.
@Bramblett895 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania is the best name that anyone or anything will ever have.
@kelleycondon65045 жыл бұрын
I Still to this day remember the first time I saw the The Burbs it is one of my favorite movies
@peterkrug41245 жыл бұрын
"Rodan Vs. The Subway Monster" Sounds like the title of a pretty cool movie!
@JohnDRobinsonelectronicdrums5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sonds like the African version of the commodore 64 game
@dragontamergm77562 жыл бұрын
They may not have recorded some of the audio, but at least they replaced it with a groovy soundtrack.
@tureytaino27854 жыл бұрын
Brandon. you are making way more nostalgic movies than the Nostalgia Critic.
@oliverewarthopkins78185 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see that Brandon has posted another review. I watch, I laugh, I like.
@shainewhite27815 жыл бұрын
8:25. West side story by Melvin Van pebbles? 😁😁😁
@forgottenbard73335 жыл бұрын
I think the possesed guy is actually an incarnation of the dark lord Chin-chin
@TheSefirosu200x4 жыл бұрын
*Brandon mentions bedbugs* Me: *TRIGGERED* Seriously, I had the things for over a year and it was the worst year ever. They are the absolute worst bug infestation to have.
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
Nice Master Asia pose on the thumbnail.
@therealkillerb76435 жыл бұрын
This channel really deserves more subs.
@kennydeez..17743 жыл бұрын
"Did Everyone InThe 70's Dressed Like They Owened Their Own Carpet Stores!"..LMAO 🤣... 🤣 🤣...
@spookyspacecuck22335 жыл бұрын
Nice job getting a r34 artist for the thumbnail.
@HeilRay5 жыл бұрын
Who?
@latviandragon27184 жыл бұрын
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@lexgil65205 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania. Priceless.
@TheEyez1872 жыл бұрын
11:14 - Spade in sequins on his jacket!??! Streetfighter addition perfect!
@dovahkiin21585 жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon, think you can review a film called "Hearts and Armour"?
@ossinleffa-arkisto30465 жыл бұрын
My favourite time of the week. New video from Brandon.
@kellybrincks5 жыл бұрын
Best review show on the interwebs
@willtheangrydudeist91204 жыл бұрын
"All of the great heroes are dead... Buddha is dead... Jesus is dead... Ghandi is dead... And I'm not feeling so well, myself..." - Brother Theodore
@luannet.44704 жыл бұрын
"Fortunately, I am not a great hero, so I have nothing to worry about." -Sister Theodora
@halberd-32915 жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon. Seems unlikely that you’ll see this comment, since this video is several days old, but I still want to say it anyways. Thanks for your reviews and for being so damn great, Brandon. Not only have you enlightened me on way more cult, exploitation, and in some cases awesome movies than I ever thought I’d know about, but you’re also the reason I watched the 1954 Godzilla film, and now want to watch all those of the Heisei series as well. First one I checked out was Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla, if you’re wondering. Now I intend to order the 1984 one over Amazon. Thanks for inspiring me to watch these films!
@IsraelShekelberg2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious subject matter hilariously delivered.
@MrAlumni725 жыл бұрын
4:47 - Ed Grimley style, activate!
@StCerberusEngel5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk would later be promoted to general and go on to be cartoon Rambo's arch nemesis.
@jamcalx5 жыл бұрын
You should look up Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance.
@grapeshot5 жыл бұрын
The 1970s when everybody went color blind and got high and just gave up.
@shainewhite27815 жыл бұрын
9:40. Yes, they did own carpet stores back 70's!😂😂
@wonkawilly55739 ай бұрын
"What's in the cellar hair, klopec? 😅😅😅 The burbs
@NewbombTurk.5 жыл бұрын
Per the Kung Fu Fandom forums: "Warhawk Tanzania's real name is Warren Hawkins and he was an exponent of Nisei Goju-Ryu karate under the art's founder, the late Hanshi Frank Ruiz. As a matter of fact, Ruiz served as the action director for both of Tanzania's films. According to current Nisei Goju-Ryu head and actor Wilfredo Roldan, Warhawk was actually a brown belt when he was making these films. The last he heard was that Warhawk had been living in Brooklyn, but that was many moons ago."
@thepooroldsoul81794 жыл бұрын
That friend of his looks like one of the band members of Toto or Alan Parsons.
@LancetFencing11 ай бұрын
you just totally got props for recognizing brother Theodor. “brrrringing forrth AAEGGs the size of fooot balls”
@gatorshark08705 жыл бұрын
Wow, I see you have a new title card artist! Or are you trying out a new style?
@AmaryInkawult5 жыл бұрын
Gator Shark08 I think they also did Fight Ichzer One! Title card too.
@anitarichmond89305 жыл бұрын
Ok, you got me with that line" or try to sell him a mogwai"
@kennydeez..17743 жыл бұрын
OMG!!..This My First Time Watching Your Channel. And I really Do Like It. You Are Very Informative and Funny. I Luuuuv Your Sarcasm In Your Reactions. Especially Blaxploitation Movies...You Never Cross The Line And Your Comments Are Hilarious and Used Harmlessly 🤣 .This Is Why I Subscribed While Watching You At 3:30am. I Was Laughing So Loud At You Bruh. 🚫🧢...Keep It Up Maaaainnn !✌🏿OUT
@medinamojo5 жыл бұрын
Brandon your funny af, i dont even like old movies and yet you are introducing me to them with your funny mannor and actually making it interesting. Ive been subbed since 13k btw. Keep it up! 9totally not in school rn)
@Derpy19695 жыл бұрын
Love the sparklers in the fuse box 14:09
@davidlathrop93605 жыл бұрын
Apparently I just instantly like anything with Brother Theodore in it...
@theawesomeran77795 жыл бұрын
You really need to do Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance
@Schwartzbruder15 жыл бұрын
my god how have I never heard of this movie
@ImInLoveWithBulla5 жыл бұрын
Even the old lady from Airplane would have trouble understanding some of the Jive in this movie.
@daveroche6522 Жыл бұрын
Suddenly I have a craving to rewatch Kentucky Fried Movies 'Fistful of Yen'.....
@michellerhoades87744 жыл бұрын
All I could find is that he was born Warren Hawkins, he was a brown belt, and he lived in Brooklyn.
@NickoftheCosmos5 жыл бұрын
Found these movies War Hawk Tanzania was in on amazon video and they also are on prime video as well.
@giladpellaeon16915 жыл бұрын
Speaking of sewer mutants, I so hope you will one day review C.H.U.D. (and/or The Stuff). And does the hype man look a bit like a '70's version of Theon Greyjoy?