GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES 100YR OLD CHARCUTERIE BOARD!

Yeah that's a 100 year old wheelchair..
Here is my full on cheese review if you want to see that!
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[@Balloraaaaaa]

So we are not gunna ask how Brandon found that chair? Like I get that its Brandon and he can find just about everything but the fact that he found the wonkiest chair in the entire world. Don't worry we love him for it tho

[@ImFromIowa]

Perhaps he lives in California.

[@Razzr_R6]

He said he found it in the trash

[@agnes6657]

@@Razzr_R6 you never know with brandon

[@areyoukittenme1677]

We are also not going to ask why google translate keeps telling Brandon to add more tables on tables

[@Balloraaaaaa]

@@agnes6657 at this point Brandon could have literally found it in an abandon house and nobody would suspect a thing

[@AbstractlyDelen]

God, Aiden’s editing just complements Brandons humor. They’re both so funny, and they play off each other so nicely!!!

[@mateOriginal]

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 thank you so much i dont think i stand up to Brandon's CRAZY humor he steals the show!

[@AbstractlyDelen]

@@mateOriginal boi, you make me laugh sometimes JUST as much as Brandon with your funny edits and one liners you throw in. Don’t sell yourself short. You are hysterical 💜

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Istfgggggg he always makes it better!!! Thank you Aiden 👏🏻💜

[@mateOriginal]

@@ulilliareinhart3659 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@pokemonunitezerora746]

That is very true!

[@EmxApril]

Brandon: "She loves it." Gloria: "I love you." Killed me lol

[@user-gf5rz6bw3u]

she hates it but loves him

[@FrosnPls]

Man, I used to watch your videos religiously with my late partner. He passed away in september and this is the first video of yours I've watched since then. Haven't laughed so hard at this kind of video in a while :)

[@itsjeninMass]

I'm sorry for your loss. 😔

[@user-gf5rz6bw3u]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I also have a similar experience and brandon litteraly saved my life. Brandon makes everything better at this point

[@D1m3bagd]

Watching Brandon do Google Translate is Like watching My Sims Learn To Cook. Either theyre setting something on fire or youre wondering how they poured a bowl of liquid into the oven and pulled out a chicken.

[@Lovinia1]

They translated the recipe from English to simlish

[@imtheangelhere_queenie]

They poured milk and then it turned to cereal...

[@imtheangelhere_queenie]

@ally .

[@lindseyroses7019]

That’s a perfect example to describe it

[@CloBackupAccout]

@ally no one asked lmao

[@devium]

The partially healed bruise on his chest just adds so much. Proves just how much chaos and how much he puts his body through for his videos.

[@lukehalvorson3881]

Imagine being the store clerk scanning all of the stuff he was buying and at the end you just see 4 containers of Vaseline and Brandon just says "Don't worry about that"

[@whitneyjohnson3614]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnbushek839]

🤣🤣🤣😁

[@rosiered6712]

I wheezed at this bro

[@bethanyplatt1536]

The five stages of grief were clear on Gloria's face at the reveal. I've never seen someone have so many thoughts and emotions in a span of 1 second. 🤣

[@elpendejo._.alienigena2395]

That just made me think of cheese by Jack stauber lol the five isles of cheese

[@Brievel]

Seriously underrated comment!

[@Garglesnarf]

Now I honestly want a shirt that says "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." And it needs to be quoted. And have Brandon's name underneath all fancy. 😬👍

[@michellehenderson968]

Absolutely!

[@rosalie4509]

Yesss

[@fireytehspartan]

"Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." - 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼 i would 100% buy the shirt tbh

[@Garglesnarf]

@@fireytehspartan YES! Just like that. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Triple_count]

He said he was going to make it merch...he better!

[@blitzobean5146]

4:20 he does have a cooking show saying! It's when he puts the monstrosity of whatever Google made him into the oven 😂 "you're gonna do great"

[@hellothere9731]

Nothing but bots on this comment lol

[@andpad8380]

4:20 huh

[@blitzobean5146]

@@andpad8380 idk if ur asking what I mean by 4:20 or if ur saying that bc funny number But at 4:20 he's talking about how he needs a saying for his cooking show that ppl would recognize as him

[@andpad8380]

@@blitzobean5146 I mean the funny number lol

[@blitzobean5146]

@@andpad8380 ah ok, I just wanted to clarify to make sure u weren't just confused and nobody said anything to u 😂 but yes, funny funny number

[@karnivor7672]

Absolutely hysterical! The best part was briefly hearing Gloria say "babe, is that my vaseline?"🤣🤣🤣

[@macklinillustration]

Considering how easily he jump scares, bringing a clearly haunted wicker wheelchair into his house is a bold move.

[@jeanelguidry3268]

Brandon accidentally makes an awesome potty chair. Take that thing camping and throw a bucket under 😂

[@melaniemagolan2241]

As long as they don’t start pooping straight lemons, like 5 Minute Crafts.

[@Kovioxl]

Bro i just woke up and see this in notificiations and automatically click cuz yk perfect way to starta morning

[@thatrandomcreeper69420]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won’t read ur name bot

[@epmrplaz9082]

Yesss

[@emmathelovewitch]

Same i just barely woke up

[@Layunicorn108]

Me too 💀😭

[@cartergarza6904]

What I did

[@danabuscher2090]

I absolutely love how Gloria just laughs. Like a 4 tier disaster is normal everyday life 🤣 Love these two so Maaaach💜🖤💛🤍

[@TheFel1neFox]

Nah the cooking phrase we all know is “YOURE DOING GREAT” and then he throws some random thing into the oven 😂

[@UKcomedyfan28]

I think you meant “You’re going to do great” but I agree

[@drakkhisskaeren7593]

I really think Brandon needs to do more Google translate videos... They are his best content

[@Onyx._.onpawz]

yea hay are

[@kotasku]

YESSS!!

[@Onyx._.onpawz]

an yes

[@dropthetenors]

The clean up afterwards is the limiting factor.

[@stuntedspy5548]

Yeah his google translate videos and his 5 minute crafts videos are the biggest things on his channel and I love it

[@corystutzman6523]

Hey Brandon, ik you probably won't see this but I just wanted to tell you I'm proud of you. All jokes aside. You have came a long way and not a lot of people can accomplish what you have. You are doing an amazing job.

[@graciethebelle]

I know Brandon treats Gloria like a queen. He has to. She puts up with so much from him 🤣

[@jenniferbond4855]

Honestly everytime I put stuff in the oven all I hear is Brandon saying “you’re gonna do great”😂 forever changed how I cook

[@dorothyturner6362]

Gotta love the glitter falling from the camera when he bumps it.

[@kari.kay72]

I was waiting for Brandon to make a charcoochie board, lol

[@joelkeeg9956]

Coochi bruh 🤣

[@cannibalbananas]

Love Gloria & how understanding of your weirdness she is. We could all use a Gloria in our lives 🥰

[@mirandawyatt77]

10:25 🤣 “I added prosciutto didn’t I” in such a serious tone of voice cracked me up

[@jlnelms93]

I just wanna point out that even with Gloria having surgery & having 2 kids, Brandon is still finding a way to make us a video & keep us laughing. He is one of the best human beings out there & my favorite KZbinr. I tell everyone about him. I love you Brandon! Keep doing you, because it’s amazing❤️

[@johnbushek839]

Aww

[@DennyBoy0528]

The glitter falling from the camera after falling on Brandon was the icing on top😂😂

[@jlsh01]

I feel like… he found the chair… old, dirty, potentially well used… sat in it and had his fun… didn’t realise it was also probably used as a kimode… Brandon, I love your dedication to your work. Bravo 👏🏻

[@randynstephclements7544]

16:35 “yAaS” -I’mbrandonFarris 2022

[@Skysimmons7671]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 16:52

[@Skysimmons7671]

#FacemojiAI This video made me laugh so hard, I think I just broke my 😹🤣😂 button! 17:03

[@destined4success690]

You never fail to confuse me Brandon- 💀💀

[@ThatOneFnafGirl1983]

10:32 Best transition ever 👏👏👏

[@ZorryStrange]

I love how gloria is completely okay with everything he does sometimes even adding to the chaos

[@HockeyMakeup]

When you were drilling the "widdle" holes I freakin' lost it. I didn't think I'd stop laughing, I'm like this is it, this is my life now, I'm just going to laugh at this forever. Hahahaha.

[@itsjeninMass]

OMG. Same! 🤣🤣🤣

[@StolasGoetia2232]

I absolutely love the singing at 16:19 in the video! Very funny and gorgeous sounding! Lol!

[@vinnytheroo8826]

12:10 That was the cleanest edit

[@ilikecats4490]

13:02 CHARKOOCHIE BOARD 💀💀💀

[@nyxistyx27]

1. It was already funny but the Mario sound effect when the meat fell through the hole absolutely slayed me. 2. With the vaseline smeared across the camera, I was reminded of Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[@samanthabakker2621]

i love watching brandon farris it makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂

[@ilovemypetsequally9812]

The absolute funniest Collab ever would be for Brandon to Collab with Sam and Colby and go to a super haunted location, or do like some super funny mad libs! 😂 Also thanks Brandon for making me feel better, I'm sick rn so this makes it 10x better!

[@b.f.s.11]

12:51 omg his face lmao I'm crying 😂

[@patrickhannel8876]

Omg!

[@Triple_count]

I highly recommend that you watch this and other Google Translate videos at .5 playback speed. Brandon aounds drunk or high or both and it just takes the hilarity to another level lol

[@Bahnzilla]

The whole video I was waiting for him to accidentally kick the wheel chair and try and catch everything falling 😂😂

[@heisenberg6383]

11:58 😂😂😂 OMG that prank was hilarious

[@Kmbrgss]

"I just bit the tip!" Looks around trying not to make a "that's what she said joke".. smiles because my brain did it anyway

[@bunnygerling5146]

Brandon thank you so much for talking to my brother Jerry through this whole episode🤣🤣🤣

[@downforthecount6063]

props on this one. laughed audibly several times

[@doravanhee]

BRANDON! :D I'm so happy we get another Google Translate!!

[@lank1285]

The statement, "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." had us in tears. 😂 It wasn't in your merch store, so I took matters into my own hands and made my hubby one for Christmas.

[@LauraPhoenyx3]

18:58 He looks so proud of what he's created lol

[@kora-fell-down]

Waking up to a Brandon Farris video is the best way to wake up. Her reaction to your masterpiece was so hilarious!! 🤣😂😭

[@Ressie.]

Gloria’s reaction was priceless 😆

[@bradysasse5773]

I love seeing the glitter all over his shirt. Proof that he puts himself, his house, and his clothes through hell for our entertainment. We all love you Brandon. If you ever need a cleaning crew, you can ask us lol

[@amandanewlon3630]

That was so nice of you to make this for Gloria while she’s recovering! 💜🖤

[@toshiahanson5885]

Brandon, I love ur videos! They're absolutely hilarious 😆

[@im_Game711]

I agree 100%, Toshia.

[@alexanderwolf2216]

@100 lat Niepodległej Polski who f’ing cares about a kettle being strong or not 🥱🙄 it’s a kettle and who cares? NOBODY!

[@BeautifullyBroken37]

@@alexanderwolf2216 don’t reply it’s a bottttttttttttt

[@ililili6350]

I love how he's just profusely sweating throughout the video. Its the passion

[@jaymew825]

1:08 when he hits the camera and glitter falls off😭

[@GEE_TShirt]

13:20 reminds me of when my dog tries to catch a ball

[@patrickhannel8876]

lol

[@bellapotato4153]

19:31 “We’re married!” “Hlęæga”

[@vxn1llx_lxv3nd3r]

Hi, I love your videos! They make me laugh and cheer me up when I'm upset. Thank you so much for making these videos!

[@Christina-cm9wg]

I've been hoping for another one of these!! Thank you Brandon, this is just what I needed after a bad day at work!!

[@bigfunn1008]

I have had a really bad day at work, but this has just had me crying with laughter, thank you. Get well soon Mrs F xxx

[@TheKz262]

10:20 Man the editing killed me 😂😂😂

[@Luverlover]

im sick but ill still die of laughter at 3 in the morning love you man thanks for always making people smile ❤

[@badgamer7836]

Brandon: I have literally every cheese ever made Me: *waiting in excitement for him to try brown cheese* Brandon: *only has yellow cheese*

[@ManicMama.]

"I'm sure you're thinking I'm making a mess" honestly Brandon this is probably the cleanest it's been on this series lmao

[@2NULL5]

The fact that his shirt is STILL covered in glitter

[@robertbuth]

Brandon.....what have we done to be so spoiled with all these videos in a week?! This is amazing!!

[@robfshr]

When Brandon started singing and at the end of the song when he goes YAAS! That was super funny!!!😂 I love you Brandon your humour is so perfect!😂❤

[@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242]

Oh my god, just the cloud of glitter that came off his shirt when the camera fell killed me 😂😂

[@chocolatechipmunk1200]

Thank you for this Brandon, I needed a laugh today, thanks to you, I was actually able to eat something/have appetite, you made me laugh alot, and it helped me, thank you for all you do

[@s.pnugget2651]

So I was confused and mildly spooked for a sec at 5:06 😆 I got an ad for scp books.

[@animalcrossingnerd2033]

Honestly laughed so hard I woke my cats up 😂 I can't with your videos sometimes but the chaos is amazing

[@MenaceToBonelab]

THAT EDITING and also im happy your uploading a lot also im laughing so hard now thank you for a daily dose of laughter and enjoyment

[@traceycostello4817]

Kitchen: yay I’m finally clean Brandon: this place is too clean i need to do another google translate Kitchen: I knew it was to good to be true Thank you for making my day a lot better when ever I feel down ❤️ keep up the positivity and tell autumn and Gloria i said hi if you see this

[@loismarechal5839]

Really happy Gloria is doing OK❤️ Love you both❤️

[@tracyscott1629]

😂😂😂 the Jerry part cracked me up cuz that's my hubbys name! Lls! & Patricia knows Jerry cuz she's my mom😳😂😭

[@artifalse]

I've been waiting for another one of these! The editing is a new level holy crap lol

[@jonlopes6272]

man i haven’t watched one of these in a while still a big fan 😂

[@sophiesmidnightsquad]

56 minutes ago I automatically clicked the notification that Brandon posted and I thought what a perfect way to start of the morning with Brandon most likely destroying his entire kitchen from the thumbnail. You always make me laugh Brandon have a good day edit where did you wind that chair that’s the strangest chair I’ve seen it’s pretty cool though

[@JenniferinIllinois]

I've watched a lot of Brandon's videos but this one may be the best one ever! "All of these cheeses have been in the bathtub. Watch the video" - even if I hadn't seen the video, I would absolutely believe you. LOL!!!!!

[@dmfandomspam1710]

Aiden's editing in this video and the skating one are probably the most impressive and hilarious works of art I have ever seen. Hats off to you! Thank you, Brandon and Aiden, for making me laugh when I need it most. 💜

[@ifixtrees]

Brandon’s girlfriend/wife at night on a FaceTime: ugh it’s happening again- Brandon on the FaceTime: *THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATE ME, WAIT UH NO-*

[@worldaloneonline]

3:59 ,why did that make me laugh so hard…this can’t be good lmao

[@RevCurtis]

I wish this was more regular. I love these.

[@AnarchoShark]

Non artists: you're making a mess.... Artists everywhere: IT'S CALLED CREATIVITY KAREN

[@mxwes1549]

4:04 gave me flashbacks to how to basic

[@sophieashton-painter4453]

Literally love your videos always make me smile 😂

[@Skullsoversins]

When he threw the sausage on the camera and said, “Did I get your good eye?” Not only did I laugh really hard but yes, my left eye is my good eye. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@riciapantss]

"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"- Shop guy from Kung Pow.

[@Fnaf_____Nerd]

i was having a bad day then i found this vid and it made my day thank you brandon!

[@thegreatpotato6098]

"I hope it was a miracle" "It was a miracle like a hundred years ago" This had me absolutely SENT 😂 You're doing God's work, Brandon. May as well just become God at this point

[@RoarTheRapper]

That wheelchair would make some good cosplay for those old guys in Dark Souls

[@hauntinglyheather4643]

I can’t stop laughing!!!! My sides hurt🤣🤣🤣 Brandon, dude you are my favorite youtuber! ❤️❤️❤️

[@callie5171]

Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for making me laugh even tho the video just started. I just got COVID and thank you for all you do.

[@ZombiesCanHarm]

love this series keep it up

[@StrawberryPhys]

Brandon! This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 Those puns! Oh my gosh, bestest vid.!!! 😁💜🖤

[@jeanat327]

I am laughing so hard I'm crying. This was awesome. I love the call back to the cheese video

[@Astroooozi]

I don't see the merch, that says "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." I am utterly disappointed.

[@ellawilson1717]

I luv watching your videos u r the best u r so funny I have been water u for a long long time

[@nicholasanderson2371]

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know what I expected with this video, but the bit with the blue cheese and the 1920's Segway was hilarious. Had to rewind it a bunch

[@lauraharmon2721]

I know im old school but that's one of your best videos in a while. I'm so glad you are so creative and daring to make videos everyone will love.