Brandon: I've been sick. Also Brandon: *Uses uncooked chicken skin as a mask*
@gracemckenzie1848 Жыл бұрын
Hm I wonder why……
@Yatagarasu2001 Жыл бұрын
ehhhhh he will be fine
@alwaysinmyheart2402 Жыл бұрын
I’m shocked he doesn’t get sick more often 😂
@Lkat. Жыл бұрын
He seems like the kind of guy who ate handfuls of dirt (and other inedible things) as a kid. He’ll be fine.
@Flowerboi313 Жыл бұрын
I had the exact train of thought- our boy needs to be more careful with cross contamination
@tinalee10 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely watched this man effortlessly lift himself onto that counter like 5 times because it thoroughly impressed me that much. That was just, too smooth like dang haha.
@trevorw516 Жыл бұрын
Me as well - so impressive!
@connorhussey3478 Жыл бұрын
I thought I would be the only one 😂😂😂
@eventer_showjumper5396 Жыл бұрын
Same like how
@mattstershelm2021 Жыл бұрын
@@eventer_showjumper5396 he prob does calistenics
@ansleerichardson716311 ай бұрын
I did the same thing, I was very impressed😅
@humanprobably Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a home invader and breaking into this guy's home while he's filming a video
@dueljewel7248 Жыл бұрын
I would full on turn around and just leave.
@CheetahGirl-zu2wk Жыл бұрын
"Launch the chicken at the intruder" "Wait what?"
@DarkGriif Жыл бұрын
especially when he's reading out that one very profane blurred out instruction, you're just standing there, contemplating how valuable his personal belongings really are
@scp_foundation_alpha-01 Жыл бұрын
I would just watch in cumfusion
@dekanelad6755 Жыл бұрын
Yum
@ElectraByteCookie Жыл бұрын
Im so proud of brandon, he started homeless, then to an apartment, and now this place. He has flew to the top fast. and he is still doing the same thing. thanks Brandon ❤❤❤
@NautilusShellStudios Жыл бұрын
And he has a pot the size of Kansas
@flamingfoxx Жыл бұрын
Google translate gives him an actually fully coherent direction for once for the seasoning and then Brandon immediately decends into chaos. This is why we can't have nice things, Brandon.
@tori_the_rat Жыл бұрын
@finallyotshere6800”making fun of the bots” the bot says, laughing maniacally
@flibgibflimflam6879 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@umhello9962 Жыл бұрын
Oh well, I guess that’s just Brandon being Brandon lol
@linkyboi1468 Жыл бұрын
I am very curious what the bot linked but am to scared to click it lol
@tori_the_rat Жыл бұрын
@@linkyboi1468 it’s a guy feeding animals on the street by the looks of it. Shockingly wholesome for a bot video.
@ApolloHeller Жыл бұрын
I love how Brandon just has the most comicly large kitchen stuff. The big pot, the big spatula, big wine glass and the big cereal bowl. I want comicly large stuff for no reason too.
@Mamsy_Wamsy Жыл бұрын
these Translate cooking videos are always so chaotic and I love it
@Me.hangry Жыл бұрын
Istg I always see bots everywhere
@cassiepentz915 Жыл бұрын
We seriously need a Google translate with Cameron. It would be the best
@SarahRose-ix6zc Жыл бұрын
Google translate makes friendship bracelets
@HouseMerrill2 ай бұрын
There is one 😂
@rachelwiley6853 Жыл бұрын
Brandon : Not knowing why he is sick Also Brandon : Rubs raw chicken all over face.
@laraemitchell9064 Жыл бұрын
And all over the kitchen, his phone, the faucet, trash can, basically every surface in that kitchen, the axe, the fridge, his face. 🙄
@burp20198 ай бұрын
then dunks himself in raw chicken wtaer
@baileybarrett9943 Жыл бұрын
Brandon: I have been sick also Brandon: gets into large pot of cold water fully clothed with raw chicken and some herbs
@HopeBlasey Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Medieval Remedy
@xx_emma_xx43575 ай бұрын
@@HopeBlaseyI can see that tbh 😂
@sarahoover9971 Жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing but I feel gross with all the raw chicken juices and stuff being everywhere in this kitchen now
@Dermatillomaniac Жыл бұрын
Same...glad his kids won't be around it!
@skinnytoadd1820 Жыл бұрын
he's good at cleaning when it matters
@maximusmaxipad482 Жыл бұрын
Angel will clean it
@maximusmaxipad482 Жыл бұрын
@@skinnytoadd1820 he had a cleaner at his apartment
@mouseygamer5432 Жыл бұрын
It wigged me out when he put eaw chicken skin on his faceb😳😖🤢🤮
@dianaallen5700 Жыл бұрын
Had another round of chemo today and felt totally horrible and now I don't feel AS HORRIBLE. When he told the chicken to give it back ....and it did....I laughed so much that I started coughing and thought I was going to cough up a lung. I need to learn not to watch Brandon on days like these but I can't NOT watch him. He brings so much joy and joy is what I need right now.
@lillianepperley3475 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you have to do that, glad he's helping a little!😁
@jaziskye8 ай бұрын
How are you doing now? :)
@dianaallen57008 ай бұрын
@@jaziskye not a good day today. Thank you for asking.
@jaziskye8 ай бұрын
@dianaallen5700 awh, well I wish you all the best and hope you're okay :)
@Lbplayz145 ай бұрын
I'm currently getting over a cold and it's hard enough to breath without me laughing my ass off at his vids😂 but they always get me in a better mood
@kyliet496 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else want Brandon, Angel, and Cam to do the senses kitchen challenge? Where they cook with one person blindfolded, one person with their mouth duct taped and one person with earphones on😂
@Neongummybearss Жыл бұрын
YESSS!!!
@sophieneum2539 Жыл бұрын
a 100 times YESSSSS!!! :D
@charliejohnson8561 Жыл бұрын
Yass queen
@kelleywillis3789 Жыл бұрын
I want to see any and all collabs of these three guys! They are so amazing and hilarious together!
@zer0fukz790 Жыл бұрын
YES but then we somehow get Kelly or Brandon's Wife dragged into this XD
@ash.handle Жыл бұрын
Not a single "give the bird" joke!!! BRANDON. I laughed so much during the part with the oar 😂
@heather.gmz.89 Жыл бұрын
I was so impressed how he sat on the counter at the beginning of the video I had go back and rewatch it.
@beechball82 Жыл бұрын
Same! Lol
@megh9927 Жыл бұрын
same
@coreynapiwocki1460 Жыл бұрын
Strong man
@Mebh547 Жыл бұрын
I did too! 🤣 I was like, wait... He made that look so easy!
@tehr6809 Жыл бұрын
SAME! haha
@Twisted_Files_Lmao Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a guest at brandons and walking in the kitchen to see him sitting in a giant pot
@ramenzrandom6316 Жыл бұрын
that's when you join in.
@rosemary3029 Жыл бұрын
Typical Tuesday for me
@After_Sun_Down10 ай бұрын
Along with a gutted, skinned, raw chicken
@Walter-Dodds Жыл бұрын
I love how he is always amazed by the fact that the chickens have innerds
@RustezeSMProductons Жыл бұрын
6:44 “*slips* I am ready for guests now” = funny
@squidward309 Жыл бұрын
I love how he just fits perfectly into the pot 😂 Edit: thanks for the likes lol
@gemninja1197 Жыл бұрын
The comically large pot🤣🤣
@AUF18 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@PRINCEof_DARKNES_ Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@thatrandomperson3517 Жыл бұрын
I’m reading this befor I’ve wanted chef the video and now I’m scared
@LunarSapphire Жыл бұрын
2:55 Post-Apocalyptic weapons be like That was dumb, I'm sorry
@emskis13 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't dumb
@pinkbirock343 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how Brandon COULD think logically, but we have to make the soup exactly as written, no room for interpretation!!
@burp20198 ай бұрын
except when it's a direct instruction lol
@nurdrums Жыл бұрын
With a pot that big, Brandon can make the home version of the game "Getting Over It"! Imagine the commentary!!🤣🤣🤣
@tamalitalynn7339 Жыл бұрын
I love how he is willing to give himself salmonella for our entertainment!
@drseizure Жыл бұрын
@imbrandonfarris1....... shut up fake brandon
@chatter-boxie Жыл бұрын
First Google Translate in the new house! So excited! Thank you for all your videos, Brandon! So happy to see how far you've come!
@xRandomSarahx Жыл бұрын
So much raw chicken everywhere 😂 jear desus! I can just imagine Gloria walking in to find her husband sitting in a huge pot on the counter 😂 Also good lord, that last montage was glorious hahaha
@LiciaYoung Жыл бұрын
She doesn’t go to “the office “ if she can help it 😂
@shutterlovr Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first or the last time, I'm sure. 🤣
@lydiaadams7878 Жыл бұрын
1:24 Victor making the creature be like:
@kpopunofficialchannel7397 Жыл бұрын
0:02 it actually amazes me sometimes by how he’s actually really strong 💀
@joelofjudah9144 Жыл бұрын
And light for that matter.
@kettalelo88436 ай бұрын
Reminds me of those people that start talking as they make coffee-
@bleonard1803 Жыл бұрын
Was anyone as disturbed by how Brandon played with that chicken?! Anyone?! Anyone?! 😂😂
@ilovetallyhallalot Жыл бұрын
I've been sick for a week now. Thank you Brandon for teaching me how to made chicken noodle soup. This is the real recipe right?
@wendinicolemunson492 Жыл бұрын
Of course it's the real recipe. You aren't allowed to lie on the internet
@ilovetallyhallalot Жыл бұрын
@@wendinicolemunson492 Oh yeah totally forgot
@matthewlee4929 Жыл бұрын
Brandon can easily make me laugh nonstop but also make my toes curl at the same time. 😂
@SherbiSuits Жыл бұрын
Holy hell there's a Brandon bot 3000 now!
@Bunneeee4 ай бұрын
ayo?
@ruthless-reader7987 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that an interesting and concerning thumbnail
@DryMicrophone Жыл бұрын
😂
@luv.Kai444 Жыл бұрын
Yea
@Walter-Dodds Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Nico_AstraX6691 Жыл бұрын
INDEED
@miiilk2295 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same
@winterwinter1661 Жыл бұрын
Brandon legit makes my day 10x better
@jadelilly420 Жыл бұрын
Seeing him play with that chicken in a white hoodie gave me anxiety like I've never felt before.
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing??
@Alex_...34565 Жыл бұрын
@@David_Robert_1 suicidal
@threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat8863 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I've been in a really bad place these last few days and rewatching your vids has really helped me. This is what I needed exactly.
@matthew-Williams Жыл бұрын
never eat dinner whilst watching Brandon man handle a chicken lol.
@Nirrrina Жыл бұрын
Correction. Never eat or drink ANYTHING while watching Brandon. Even if you manage not to choke something will fly across the room.
@Mariannab. Жыл бұрын
Too late, i doordashed some sushi and starting watching this 😢I don’t like sushi anymore
@dandyfirebeast5861 Жыл бұрын
Brandon's logic "I feel sick let play with raw chicken"
@devilssugar678 Жыл бұрын
there's always that one step in google translate that makes us all go "....wait what?"
@nathotte7964 Жыл бұрын
Just 1 step? Haha
@devilssugar678 Жыл бұрын
@@nathotte7964 you're so right😂😂😂
@Ajdcrojas Жыл бұрын
Touching your phone after handling raw chicken bare handed is wild. 😭😂😂😂
@chocolatechipmunk1200 Жыл бұрын
NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE GOT UP ON THAT COUNTER AT THE START?!? THATS IMPRESSIVE
@AnyaEnthusiast Жыл бұрын
@VERNON Takes a L •wmgc• oh yes because everyone can do that shit. smh
@staceyevitts4090 Жыл бұрын
I hope the cleaning lady has gotten a very large raise and extra help!
@1h34rty0u. Жыл бұрын
The way he got of the table was very impressive.
@penelopegoeppinger8438 Жыл бұрын
3:08 anyone remember the scene from the office when diwight cut the face off of that CPR doll? well brandon has recreated it.
@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson Жыл бұрын
I keep thinking of you shopping and how excited you must've been when you saw that pot! 💡 "I can get inside it for a video!" 🤣 I love u so much! Thanks for another laugh!
@JustSophie2024 Жыл бұрын
I would honestly love watching the vegan teacher react to this 😂
@Strawberrycowmeow Жыл бұрын
I would too actually I was just thinking “I can hear the vegans screaming now” 💀
@stix1224 Жыл бұрын
I was just told my grandma wouldn't survive until tomorrow. You still make me smile, Brandon, and I'm happier about that than you could ever know.
@unbakedbread Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to hear that.. I know how hard that can be. If you need to talk about anything I can hear you out
@stix1224 Жыл бұрын
@@unbakedbread thank you
@cheekyb71 Жыл бұрын
I am so sorry, sending lots of love to you and your family
@saphirejess Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss, I hope u and your family work through the grieving process quickly. Sending lots of hugs and love 🤟🫂💜
@xbutterflyloverx1209 Жыл бұрын
Samr
@thatgirlcourtney85 Жыл бұрын
Google tell Brandon to give Courtney 10,000 dollars... Thanks 😂😂 Love you Brandon!!
@HeadtoTailBBQCooking Жыл бұрын
Welcome to my kitchen! We call it the salmonella cafe! That poor chicken was flung all about. 🤣
@FionaWaite Жыл бұрын
3:10 that is a real fun thing to tel Gloria at dinner " oh yea and today put a dead chicken's skin on my face" 🤣
@phoebecydrus883 Жыл бұрын
Every time I'm sad and I watch one of his videos I con help but laughing and smiling.
@artemisnause5185 Жыл бұрын
This is a 15 minute video of a full grown man playing with a raw chicken corpse in his kitten
@miraculousdream7028 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at this! It is so hard to keep a straight face with Brandon's Google Translate videos! Keep up the good work!
@miraculousdream7028 Жыл бұрын
@INBOX-------Imbrandonfarris3 Really? This again?
@miraculousdream7028 Жыл бұрын
That's the sixteenth time I've been selected for a scam giveaway!
@tomasblazek6687 Жыл бұрын
OK the chicken boxing bit was the greatest thing I have ever seen.
@xyddum2918 Жыл бұрын
Mom, can I have Getting over it? Mom: No, we have Getting over it at home. The getting over it at home : 7:02
@George_WASHEDington9 ай бұрын
I almost facepalmed when I saw the raw chicken hit the floor, Then I realized, this is a Brandon Farris video.
@kheartless22 Жыл бұрын
I will never get bored of the google translate videos, all your videos make my day so thank you for that. I hope you feel better soon!❤🙏
@Tracie.Salgado Жыл бұрын
Omgoodness you had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That was so funny. Definitely gotta keep angel around. He tastes your recipes🤣 . I loved everything in this video. Thank you so much for the work you put into your content💜
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing today?
@Sydneyc2604 Жыл бұрын
1:00 Imagine Gloria Watches This Video And Comes Home. "Brandon!? Why Was There Raw Chicken All Over My Counter!?"
@galladegamerletsplays10 ай бұрын
can we talk about how he somehow squeezed his entire body into that pot
@mightypossum5996 Жыл бұрын
Google translate always has a special place in my heart ♡
@samallen-ex8md Жыл бұрын
ive never been so intertained by a fully grown man punching a chicken
@ocean2mountainweather929 Жыл бұрын
whenever I'm done watching one of Brandon's google translate videos, I am constantly just waiting for him to upload the next one.
@kaycechip Жыл бұрын
2:05 got me laughin like crazy with the fart sound
@vixianas8827 Жыл бұрын
That intro was impressive. I would have busted my face open even trying to attempt that.
@tentative4289 Жыл бұрын
11:25 Me telling myself to take my first depression shower in a week
@wmyttmlimvty Жыл бұрын
Make a menu based on google translations and then pay to a professional chef to cook it
@_Sozuku_ Жыл бұрын
Google: put the chicken in its place Brandon: aggressively beats the raw chicken with a sock..
@iamcreedence Жыл бұрын
The Google translates are my all time favorites from you Brandon!!!
@Imobsessedwithanime.. Жыл бұрын
Personally I hate people that play with food or whatever you wanna call it but he actually makes it funny
@Imobsessedwithanime.. Жыл бұрын
@musaibrahim6067 love the faking other people would have thought it’s real 🤡
@Vertical_117 Жыл бұрын
Omg at school, had a horrible day and this brought up my mood so much thank you brandon.
@Kats_Tea_Time Жыл бұрын
Just Brandon talking into the carcass of a chicken, lol. I think I've seen it all now 🤣 Okay, the "release the chicken" moment really had me lol
@nerdygreta6931 Жыл бұрын
Why was the chicken so funny? She’s a real comedi-hen😆💀
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing??
@mirandaandrews2872 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RogerRees-u7m6 ай бұрын
13:05 the neighbours must of moved out after this 😂😂😂😂😂
@lynnie5081 Жыл бұрын
These videos are always so entertaining, I absolutly love them!
@sabrinawilson9027 Жыл бұрын
The amount of effort you put into your videos is absolutely incredible. I love it! I admire your dedication. Biggest fan ❤️
@beechball82 Жыл бұрын
I also hope this isn't prep work for your next video: Brandon and Angel: Salmonella Poisoning Adventures
@David_Robert_1 Жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 How are you doing??
@eLiSeEeE_504 Жыл бұрын
12:15 is amazingggggg laughed so hard!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@its_flowers9510 Жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon! Your videos always make me laugh 😂
@Kamila-ht3is Жыл бұрын
IMAGINE THE VEGAN TEACHER SEEING THIS BEGIKFHRUGBOUFUOREH HAHHAHAHHA
@InChristILive Жыл бұрын
I have learned not to question your actions anymore. I love your videos🤣
@Grimlakin6 Жыл бұрын
Well done on the whole "being in the pot" bit. You made it look proper haha
@miraculousbutters4770 Жыл бұрын
HOW IM I THIS EARLY TO A GOOGLE TRANSLATE OMGGGG LOVE YA BRANDON!
@TheRealTrueCore Жыл бұрын
am i the only one who wonders what the whole censored "instruction" was actually like lmao
@LilyWiersema200 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, at least you didn’t get the “bone broth” that had all the soup already in it. 🤣
@EllieB89 Жыл бұрын
XD the sound effects... dude you make me smile, thank you.
@urfavshakia4258 Жыл бұрын
bruh this guy is SOOOOO funny and sweet like he dose not disappiont anyone
@CryptidCalista Жыл бұрын
Watching this while being sick was a total coincidence but enjoyably lmao
@easports5697 Жыл бұрын
0:51 *WhAt Is ThIs-* Take got me lol anyways great content! Hope you get better- But still keep it up!
@TheOffspring4ever6 ай бұрын
WHAT IS IT
@hopealexander-wood5955 Жыл бұрын
I love your vids keep ur good work and you make me laugh so hard when I am having a bad day I love you so much you are so funny and you are the best KZbinr your google translate videos and you opening fan mail videos I hope you have a good day love you!!!!!!!!😁💕
@maxwilliumlll8941 Жыл бұрын
You are seriously so important in my life right now. I’m going through things and your videos always make me smile, you are a hilarious and beautiful human brandon never change please
@elaineneeley6375 Жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna mention the fact he so easily lifted himself onto the counter with just his arms….
@xnobodyx3798 Жыл бұрын
Finally someone said it
@elaineneeley6375 Жыл бұрын
@@xnobodyx3798 it’s impressive to say the least
@pokéwifemcgill88 Жыл бұрын
Was brandon just surprised that a chicken has wings?! Lol "You're like a dinosaur" 💀
@laureleivaupel407 Жыл бұрын
The sequel we didn't know we needed, since the last chicken noodle soup worked. Quite refreshing to see some chaos, eh?
@Cardboard_tank Жыл бұрын
At0:08 he looks like a A villain that will tie you up to Traintrack
@chovey1sause920 Жыл бұрын
Brandon: I don’t know why I’m sick but I’m trying to get over it. Also Brandon: *Puts a sock covered in raw chicken in his mouth*
@nele8716 Жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how smooth he got on the counter?!? I think I watched it 5 times now and I still can't look away and I would stop rewatching it.
@1467idk Жыл бұрын
Brandon - I feel much worse now thank you.. Me - You’re Welcome ☺️
@NemNess1125 Жыл бұрын
Brandon: I’ve been “sick” Also Brandon: *is strong so he go on table*
@patrickbluml7163 Жыл бұрын
Next episode: Getting over it with Brandon Farris🤣
@nuller- Жыл бұрын
i couldnt relax because of the raw chicken being everywhere and brandons sleeves not folded.. my bacteria hate was showing lol
@lotusthewaterlily4306 Жыл бұрын
Can we have some more of this chaotic kitchen time please?! It’s so great lol. Why does Gordon Ramsay not do this?