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@riedstep8 жыл бұрын
amir's depressing stories about his family are the funniest
@Pedakin2 жыл бұрын
YEAH!
@manavnaik1607 Жыл бұрын
I like when he’s mean to children more
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr2 ай бұрын
this might be the best one
@justinbronz49435 жыл бұрын
To put this all in perspective: 1) Amir arrives home 2) Dad throws frying pan at the back of Amir's face 3) Amir runs to his car 4) Dad threatens to move 5) Mom planks behind the car and begs to be ran over 6) Dad pushes the car to run her over 7) Dad then attempts to shit on the car 8) Amir crashes into the garage, goes to the mall and returns with a $2,000 watch for dad 9) House is empty and family leaves a suicide note
@starfox3002 жыл бұрын
This is the most absurd course of events
@Pedakin2 жыл бұрын
I think you’re misinterpreting that last part, I think his dad just took the family (minus Amir) and moved. The “Here died a happy family” is just colorful language to say he tuned the family, as opposed to literal death.
@EndOfSmallSanctuary972 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, put into writing like this makes it sound even more insane
@nihal19961 Жыл бұрын
He is driving shotgun 0:56, so im assuming its the asian hooker he took home to impress dad that's driving! Adds a new perspective 10 years after its release! I never noticed how amir is a straight up slam poet and all his words are sadder the more you know his backstory! XD
@kylefox2397 Жыл бұрын
*back of Air's frickin' face
@olinkirkland8 жыл бұрын
"I book it like a librarian" taupe
@inconsolablepeasant15488 жыл бұрын
That quote is forever engrained into my vocabulary
@BadGoof4 жыл бұрын
DOPE!
@weezerfanatic53204 жыл бұрын
How dare you
@A2Ztigers4 жыл бұрын
Personally I think it's grey
@Sweet_Dee2 жыл бұрын
amber
@LukeMM959 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the show is over and we never got to see Amir's Dad.
@Tykwondokid9 жыл бұрын
LukeMM95 I am so upset about that as well. I thought that he may be at the premiere of their show during the finale of the show.
@yerbamateslut9 жыл бұрын
LukeMM95 It's because he FRICKIN MOVED.
@tartalja9 жыл бұрын
LukeMM95 Nah it's better this way, they already ruined it with portrayal of Mickey which was shit. It's best to be left to the imagination.
@fusianducks9 жыл бұрын
Watch it guy
@xx0chrissy8 жыл бұрын
he was supposed to be there but he moved
@JugurthaHadjar11 жыл бұрын
"His only daughter!". He got me there.
@JRWW_EFC10 жыл бұрын
"Looked like a mud covered slug and stank like a pug"...it's quotes like these that give me faith in my fellow man
@DanCaporello2 жыл бұрын
"You havent been right about... any of the things you've said... well, ever..." One of my absolute favorite J&M moments right here. LOL
@bendonaldson72749 жыл бұрын
Sure, Pat doesn't have a real Dad, but he's got a cool step dad with a bitch load of pizza.
@markkittel449 жыл бұрын
Ben Donaldson Then who's the boozy dad married to boozy mom?
@MasterMedicHQ9 жыл бұрын
Ben Donaldson C-SNAP
@ShatteredDimensionz9 жыл бұрын
TRO.
@ABLW1009 жыл бұрын
Ben Donaldson Amir's Dad has spinnly little legs. How does he shit on the car them?
@deaconblues_9 жыл бұрын
+MasterMedicHQ Chris "C-Snap" Gethard
@matthewgonzalez27279 жыл бұрын
"The back of your face?" "THE BACK OF MY FREAKIN' FACE..."
@bunnyfaceperson1239 жыл бұрын
Yea!!!
@xanderhenthorn5964 жыл бұрын
"Crack goes the weasel!"
@fredof44136 жыл бұрын
Pats delivery of “you monster!” Makes me think it was the origins of Will
@elizabethrb5 жыл бұрын
"Show don't tell" doesn't apply to Jake and Amir, ever.
@vwlz86374 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth B its tell dont show
@mrpirate61874 жыл бұрын
I hate this format. It's not too funny hearing it being described and not seeing it happen. Probably saves them a bunch of money, though.
@octopusph.d77374 жыл бұрын
@@mrpirate6187 idk, its so much ridiculous shit going on that i cant really imagine it being done in a timely and funny fashion on camera
@innerDialectic4 жыл бұрын
@@mrpirate6187 Serious question: Can you picture things inside your head? Some people can't do that
@mrpirate61874 жыл бұрын
Nikhil Prabhu Yes, but it's nowhere near as good as seeing it.
@isha626811 жыл бұрын
I actually love Jake and Amir, they're the people that instead of being sad and crying, I watch their videos and it puts me in a much better mood, they literally saved my life and I thank them everyday, thank you so much guys! I love you two comedy geniuses!
@rossellapipolo49542 жыл бұрын
Same
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Жыл бұрын
Isha literally saved your life? Wow.
@Maazin53 жыл бұрын
Amir's monologues are seriously underrated as writing masterpieces.
@dynaboyjl.42207 жыл бұрын
Uncross the eyes, there it is.
@cazman18211 жыл бұрын
Same here, the bit where he's crying like a coward screaming "It's a set up it's a set up" makes me cry laughing
@MojiBeau8 жыл бұрын
can someone please do a compilation of all the moments where amir talks about his dad? I would watch it every morning to start my day off right
@smokejc8 жыл бұрын
+Morgan Dakin Everyone who could do the compilation freakin' moved.
@diarmuidmalanaphy84658 жыл бұрын
don't you start your day with a grilled gizz sandwich
@Bubdiddly8 жыл бұрын
Gizz?
@ricejacksonton97508 жыл бұрын
Learn the alphabet!
@inconsolablepeasant15488 жыл бұрын
+rice jacksonton What's the point, I can't freakin see!
@KevinHilt12 жыл бұрын
"While my dad threatens to move." So subtle, but so hilarious if you get it.
@stevenbrule52852 жыл бұрын
I love that this implies that Pat is always in the background listening to Jake and Amir's bickering. Poor guy. Forced to listen to their constant arguments AND he doesn't have a dad!
@toongoon97787 жыл бұрын
how do they come up with this shit.
@Ekvitarius7 жыл бұрын
Practice.
@TheRandomBiscuit7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Melhuish I'm pretty sure they're Jewish
@Crashj7f67h10 жыл бұрын
This sounds like what the old Eminem (1999) would rap.
@jokonsch10 жыл бұрын
That's because Amir is a huge Eminem fan.
@michaelholtz5994 жыл бұрын
@@jokonsch Yeah! He downloaded 2 songs on iTunes and listened to the beginning of one, but he can really see why people are hooked on this shit!
@chilldude22393 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's sounds like Stan
@emilyjaneingram111 жыл бұрын
"Don't ruin my day with this sad, sad story, uncross the eyes, there it is." HA!
@jonesyXP8 жыл бұрын
some oscar award winning shit from mr. pat cassels there
@dylanjwebmusic7 жыл бұрын
More like Fat Cassels right
@GHEBRETINSAE12312 жыл бұрын
Amir: "he chucks an iron skillet at the back of my face" Jake: "the back of your face" Amir:" The back of my FREAKIN face" I love those quick little back and forth moments like these lol
@DarkSaintElite218 жыл бұрын
This episode is def top 3.
@markkittel447 жыл бұрын
Top 10 if nothing else. It goes over the top with Patrick Cassels at the end....
@ProjectILT10 жыл бұрын
get a dad pat
@KyleSisco9 жыл бұрын
LOL I wish someone said that in the video at the end
@matthewgonzalez27279 жыл бұрын
Kyle Sisco Amir definitely should have yelled that at the end
@Snip3rmonkey12 жыл бұрын
I do love when amir speaks for ages at a time :D
@Yimello9 жыл бұрын
That guy in the background who looks like Bo Burnham moves pretty fast.
@M1C4H.H2 жыл бұрын
Pat's acting here deserves a country music award. In general underrated acting from Pat. What a legend.
@gullungen958 жыл бұрын
"The back of my face, yeah! Hit me square and pop goes my weasel"
@inconsolablepeasant15488 жыл бұрын
Crack*
@rooboy12345678908 жыл бұрын
I actually never caught on to "book it like a librarian" till now hahaha
@hazeofthegreensmoke5053 жыл бұрын
Maybe the best dialogue in a skit ever
@Bredification12 жыл бұрын
I can't favorite this more than once, on a single account, so I signed up for more. Brilliant stuff.
@Katanaman98x8 жыл бұрын
Lol in a hardly working pats dad shoots himself. Nice continuity!
@Jupiterninja953 жыл бұрын
Well.. Pat also shoots himself in the same episode so the continuity isn't *that* great
@Titan141519 жыл бұрын
And here we arrive at my first ever Jake and Amir episode. Each time I see this I'm amazed I actually clicked on another episode hahaha
@tlee75311 жыл бұрын
By far the greatest Jake and Amir episode I have ever seen...
@jaysean88008 жыл бұрын
A legendary series, R.I.P to my teenage years, every day 5 minutes after school binging Jake and Amir and is now dead, oh man this sad, their podcast is dead too, COME THE FUCK ON
@B2Roland8 жыл бұрын
How is their podcast dead?
@Magsteez11 жыл бұрын
"Oh no is WRONG" LOL
@TurtleBerd4 жыл бұрын
You haven't been right about any of the things you've said. Ever.
@jesusthroughmary12 жыл бұрын
This whole episode is solid gold. Genius.
@RaspberryReese12 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest jake and amir videos ever
@OutlawZv8 жыл бұрын
book it like a librarian hahahaha, never heard that one
@noby_12 жыл бұрын
amir: a gold rolie polie for that oldie trollie jake: oh no.. XD
@jimjones10499 жыл бұрын
this episode slowly became one of my favorites
@Wheatsy11 жыл бұрын
The "uncross the eyes... there it is." is perfect.
@Kjack490448 жыл бұрын
Don't...be like Pat Cassels?
@carrotmaster85216 жыл бұрын
have parents?
@alephbunchofnumbers6 жыл бұрын
naw man. c-snap is the coolest step dad ever, pat is the absolute luckiest
@HyperSoraSky10 жыл бұрын
Favorite jake and amir by far
@AwmgHaxingnoob12 жыл бұрын
What a great video to watch released on my birthday!
@calebrules010011 жыл бұрын
i keep cracking up when amir says "Oh no is.... WRONG" haha so funny
@bigt18778 жыл бұрын
I literally cried I laughed so hard
@michaelpatm6 жыл бұрын
"He means well..."
@EvilPineappl12 жыл бұрын
Possibly one of the best Jake and Amir's in a long time
@reevesj312 жыл бұрын
one of the best jake and amir
@sereysothe.a4 жыл бұрын
its new years eve eve 2019
@ninvusoogoar60987 жыл бұрын
is it weird i wish i had amir as a friend. would make life deadly yet fun!
@FilthyNobeard7 жыл бұрын
Ninvus Gaming What exactly were you smoking three months ago?
@virgo1818711 жыл бұрын
The continuity of Jake and Amir is flawless.
@jesusthroughmary2 жыл бұрын
One take Jake
@edpotts98969 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite episodes by far
@painisbeautifulthing79859 жыл бұрын
J&A is X 100 times more hilarious when drunk
@coreyperdue19665 жыл бұрын
Or high
@gybpyro8 ай бұрын
does anyone think this Rolex is the same Rolex he tries to give Jake later? That's why there are so many links missing, so his dad could wear it on his weak spindly ankles like an ankle bracelet
@kunschner12 жыл бұрын
That... Explains... EVERYTHING!
@TheArdubag12 жыл бұрын
I just love the super-speed-teleport guy in background! :D
@haveaniceday88828 жыл бұрын
it's funny how in the vids amir has an recurring dad being an ass joke. but in the podcast Jake does
@TheCloud1759 жыл бұрын
Is that Bo burnham in the background?
@wrongandeversmiling12 жыл бұрын
You know every time I see a Jake and Amir video and Amir talks about his dad, I favorite the video and practice his story about his dad to tell as jokes.
@apopple12996 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on New Year's Eve eve!
@Schubert348 жыл бұрын
is that bo burnham behind Amir?
@TaterTots6208 жыл бұрын
Whoa I see him and he looks so much like Bo!
@FisforFenton4 жыл бұрын
it's weird to watch this knowing pat is dead.
@ced3263 жыл бұрын
No, it's his dad that died. Get your facts straight.
@geckoladyemma3 жыл бұрын
@@ced326 pat being murdered became a running gag later on
@Jbam1712 жыл бұрын
hahahha thats so impressively original and hilarious that i nearly pissed my pants
@clints11 Жыл бұрын
By far my favorite episode ever
@jeffbrondo68318 жыл бұрын
I had a good December 39th....
@gogeta30min10 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, if his mom was lying supine, how was she kissing the pavement? Is she an owl? Is she possessed? Because no human that I know of can turn their head 180 degrees.
@wanderingmindpodcast867310 жыл бұрын
kissing the pavement is figure OOOOOOFFFF SSSSSPPPEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!/watch?v=7CPCwWRSxlo
@gogeta30min10 жыл бұрын
wandering mind podcast yeah, a figure of speech meaning face to the ground, but supine means on your back, so I was asking how her face was to the ground if she was laying on her back.
@Morrissey2k10 жыл бұрын
Ugh there's always some dumbass trying to call bs on some little part of Amir's story as if any of it made sense, let alone actually happened. By the way, a few things happened in between him saying she was supine and when she was kissing the pavement so its not unrealistic that she just easily flipped over.
@Neondarkness7210 жыл бұрын
Chris M Prrretty sure they are joking most of the time. The fact that a person points out a very simple error in the story, when the entire story is full of much bigger insane contradictions and claims that make no sense, is pretty funny to me.
@maxwellthomas77489 жыл бұрын
yeah, but he also says his dad hits him on the back of his face with a skillet. Can that be explained?
@SuzukiKid40012 жыл бұрын
That was awesome. Amir, you did really well on this vid. Must have taken a lot of takes to get some of those lines right!
@opticflavors12 жыл бұрын
Best vid yet. Laughed my head off
@micahhepler52079 жыл бұрын
Who the heck planks supine? Amir's mom apparently...
@mattcelder4 жыл бұрын
This might actually be the most quotable episode ever, which is saying a lot
@mrreggin17 жыл бұрын
After all these years, I just understood the "book it like a librarian" joke hahaha
@piffsmith69716 жыл бұрын
Jaboon : glad I'm not the only one to just have gotten it after literally years
@Silverwind878 жыл бұрын
So Pat doesn't have a dad, and his little brother died.
@taliakellegg59786 жыл бұрын
Albert Nave he has a step dad csnap
@StefanRS9 жыл бұрын
where does amir get these large amounts of money from?
@gdnm9 жыл бұрын
because he's an unpaid consultant
@StefanRS9 жыл бұрын
g00dn4m3 I thought Jake hired him as an unpaid intern
@gdnm9 жыл бұрын
he's both
@SeahawkSTRIKE9 жыл бұрын
he won the lottery
@markkittel449 жыл бұрын
Seahawk STRIKE Tree times.
@luigidude0012 жыл бұрын
I honestly couldn't stop watching the guy behind Amir doing his magic act.
@jokonsch12 жыл бұрын
I pray to the only god I know that Jake and Amir vids stay this awesome :)
@roughryder510 жыл бұрын
Overacting on Pat's part. Moral of the story...Don't be like Pat Castles
@MiniBroAdventures10 жыл бұрын
*cassles.
@roughryder510 жыл бұрын
Scratch that..."Dont be like Mini The Adventuring Midget"
@xcess79 жыл бұрын
i miss Sarah
@XxMadster12 жыл бұрын
i love when he says "i book it like a librarian" lol
@TheCouncellor12 жыл бұрын
I love the chit chat in all your videos excellent video they are great keep them coming love the amusing stories
@Infuez12 жыл бұрын
best one in a while!
@jingerstorm7 жыл бұрын
someone needs to make a series about all the crazy stories amir has told through out the course of this web series.
@67hoursAndCounting12 жыл бұрын
hit me square and crack goes my weasel. Where do they come up with this hilarious stuff!?
@danieljohnson204611 жыл бұрын
Amir's dad gutted the house, left the note and then FRIKIN MOVED!!
@VeryBeowulf2 ай бұрын
I love how it’s never fully confirmed if Amir or his parents are cursed with him, or if he is cursed with his parents.
@soundtrackreviewer12 жыл бұрын
funniest one in a while
@EastCoastPeace311 жыл бұрын
these vids cheer me up so much
@russelll1510 жыл бұрын
My favorite episode
@fleshboundtobone3 жыл бұрын
The lengths they went to here to fit the 'Alabama slammer' bit in is why I love J&A
@iamOHkay12 жыл бұрын
"... and I book it like a librarian..." I am so using that now.
@Salmoned5 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the top 10. I wonder if we coukd ever get a top 100 J&A!
@the1222112 жыл бұрын
haha best jake and amir!
@gb12rulez12 жыл бұрын
This this was post on my BDay I am so happy
@McSquishieproduction12 жыл бұрын
Amir is the reason we watch these videos. There isn't a problem here, it's just if you eat enough chocolate cake your going to want it vanilla.
@NickDBaker2 жыл бұрын
That doublely goldy rolly-polly makes this holy-smolly feel holy
@cookooforcokopuffs1212 жыл бұрын
I love it when Amir tells story's
@thatquietkid6 жыл бұрын
the guy in the back put on headphones as quickly as amir can put on sunglasses