Jake and Amir: Corduroy Pant

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[@SomeKindOfScum]

I think it's hilarious that Jake has to stop and catch a breath while chugging his imaginary beer, like he's so insecure, that he couldn't just finish the whole thing even in his imagination

[@ChanmailleMan]

Well look who it is...

[@GINOVONNI]

ChanmailleMan youre a lil late

[@SomeKindOfScum]

ChanmailleMan well well! WELL WELL WELL! What do we have here?!

[@Ranger1812]

Graham Dickerson Just being realistic.

[@Camtrain1989]

@@SomeKindOfScum well well WELL WELL well...! What do we have BEER, duuuude... Yeah!

[@kalebg.7507]

Seven years later I still say, "Your lies are catching up with you Blumenfeld." And no one understands still lol

[@user84074]

How you gonna play this one, bud?

[@elizabethrb]

ME TOO

[@skullofrebellion6653]

Lmao I always do the "Hello my name is ____ and I'm a piece of shit" so much loll

[@wolfgangouille]

Tough. Let's get an imaginary beer.

[@chrism45]

Weird, everyone's name is Amir Blumenfeld so they should get it

[@adeklin1027]

the fact that Jake was 'holding back' this whole time thinking she was dead

[@louisfaithfull497]

the best final line

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

You have got to be SHITTING ME WITH THAT!

[@adeklin1027]

@@brendontompa-clinch2306 I shit you not!!! 6 years later at this EXACT moment u typed that..I was just watching these two 😂

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

@@adeklin1027 woah trippy haha

[@thedick009]

My favourite joke in this episode is that Jake can't finish his mime-shotgun in one chug

[@boywithani]

I've seen this episode so many times and I never picked up on that lol

[@JoeMama-dl3vd]

jake probably thinks taking just one break to chug is bad ass

[@thatgirlcheree]

My thing is, from the moment jake heard amir's mom was in an accident his assumption was that she died but he continued to berate amir. LMAO!

[@The9thPawn]

Cheree Ree I never thought about that until now, Jake is ice cold.

[@lolz206]

boywithani I love you

[@darthvader952]

The take away from this episode is that Jake gets invited to booze cruises.

[@AronAdler]

"If anybody heard that and didn't laugh, I urge you to reconsider"

[@Winteramen]

“Another joke for everybody, that's Christian *Ball”*

[@kalebg.7507]

@@Winteramen I always loved the consistency of how when Jake gets insecure he mispronounces things like names lol

[@pappadarappa]

Used this irl, scored a pity laugh 💪

[@arabwaluigi5248]

I do this irl everytime my horrible puns don't amuse people

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Aron Adler the part that makes me laugh out loud every time I watch

[@coopercostantino17]

I like how every time jake wears something he’s insecure about he admits to some form of incest

[@reinforcer9000]

Always has to be gay incest too

[@70sman]

He fingered a cat that one time, though

[@cocojinx9193]

Or beastiality

[@geekroom2365]

Or beastiality

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

He made out with his cousin!!

[@dannyphehe]

I love how Jake has to take a break from his beer chug

[@ferretmansgameplay3475]

Hi is the new amir

[@simoncole4]

Whys this comment on top

[@ferretmansgameplay3475]

Idk

[@ThrillaWhale]

I'm going to say it. Asshole Jake episodes are my favorite by far.

[@BodTheGrinch]

Haha I might be with you there dude. This is probably the best of the asshole Jake episodes, too. Such a good rant. That's Christian Ball.

[@Yoni123]

BodTheGrinch and the family slip was epic in this one too (brother).

[@SirNilzey]

He tries too hard.

[@micahphilson]

It's so weird when they reverse. I have to think of Amir saying it instead.

[@dragkilla32]

Micah Philson for fuck sake

[@starfox300]

"Are you sad are me?" lmao

[@meechivelli]

"That's not what I said" LMAOO

[@Hirsch13]

I love how Amir just completely ignores Jake's incest confession this time

[@thematthewyoung]

are you sad are me?

[@SuperPiposaru]

Matthew Young that's.....not what I said

[@MoneyPanda1091]

are you done being a jackass?

[@Silverwind87]

+Zach Varda I'M ALL BEERS!

[@OhplsAndrew]

*glugluglugluglug*

[@NotMac]

Batman *breather* gluglugluglug

[@zestyzucchini57]

i love how jake texts amir for fashion advice canonically

[@Winteramen]

Well, Amir wears J-Crew, so we know he's got swag.

[@jeremybuckets]

I've probably spent more than 10 hours of my life over the past decade just on this video. Easily my top J&A episode of all time.

[@chilldude30]

I'll fi- SLIM fitting cords

[@KillYourInnerLoser]

Absolutely me too. Best episode ever.

[@TriforceTK]

My pants are too tight, and that ain't right.

[@EffectedEarth]

Every emo ever

[@fairefozza6406]

EffectedEarth I write my poetry You won't know what it means BU THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[@fairefozza6406]

*Guitar solo*

[@nukiradio]

Agreed

[@roxxram9151]

He's too thick of calf and quad

[@OmniSzron]

This might be the pinnacle of J&A. So many amazing lines. Such a wonderful cap. Also, "if you're the trunk, then you got punked" is masterfully delivered.

[@ehill1536]

There are too many I could pick from but the double date series with Murph is my goto. The Fired series is the runner-up. (Edit: blind to double.)

[@niheathcote]

Lucy you got some splainin to doo

[@Trigathus]

Mike Tyson LMFAO

[@Aragnam]

"Hi, how are you, I'm Amir Blumenfeld and I'm a piece of shit -- can I please call you back?" Lol.

[@mattsen4297]

2:21 the way jake desperately looks around to see if anyone laughed is the funniest thing ever

[@paul_warner]

I love how quickly he becomes utterly crestfallen.

[@majiira]

this is one of their best-written and best-acted skits

[@andreidragostin]

You've not seen the first Doobs skit

[@StylishWrestling]

The shot at the start where it zooms in on Amir as Jake's cords border the frame is fucking genius.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

This is definitely my favourite 'Jake is an asshole' episode. His immense sarcasm and shock about the hospital not having cellphone service was hilarious.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

That first "you have gotta be SHITTING me with that, dude!" is really the climax of this. That pure wall of rage from out of nowhere. I love it.

[@np2118]

Jake chugged an imaginary bottle of beer in just two goes. What a man

[@davidbruce1304]

"My mom was in a car accident so my entire family was with her at the hospital" "Are you done being a jackass?" LOLOLOL

[@vincentdefiore7037]

"If anyone heard that and didn't laugh I urge you to reconsider." kills me every time

[@TheDailyWho]

I watched this three years ago and I still say "LOOCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!"

[@rocketovs]

one of my favourite endings. "you gotta be SHITTING me with that!"

[@user84074]

Really good acting from both parties here 2:18 especially from Jake with that really insecure double take he does right after "Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!" Such a subtle move but golden 😂

[@peachforce]

2:37 We're saying "oy oy oy" for different reasons than you think.

[@stazz316]

+Deniska Damen are you sad are me

[@gomcocramp]

explain?

[@hullstar242]

Yves burn

[@unink5014]

LUCY YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO

[@chris_1988]

Every line in this episode is so perfect and the way they deliver them is just great.

[@hallokity123]

it feels so 'it's always sunny in philadelphia'-ish

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

sunny

[@mpaulworkman]

TylerDurdenIsRad sunny

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

He fixed it, it's all good

[@mpaulworkman]

TylerDurdenIsRad sunny

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

Michael Workman yep

[@tradingcamerongame]

"are you sad are me" lmao

[@miks8]

No, its their thing. Jake gets all weird when its about appearance

[@jackboneart]

To this day, along with "I can shit shower and shave in 30 seconds flat" Jake's "Your lies are catching up with you Blumenfeld. Hm, I dunno. How you gonna play this one bud?" is a quote that comes to mind on a regular basis lol

[@zyto7904]

"She's not dead" "You gotta be SHITTING me with that"

[@Yoni123]

the new collegehumor site doesnt have the capability anymore to watch all jake and amir episodes in chronological order. whos up for making a youtube playlist for that? :p

[@SASJKL]

christian ball is the funniest thing

[@DaringDasher]

This is literally the best episode of Jake and Amir EVER

[@zombieheadzman]

The OG gaslighter 💀💀💀

[@writingsongsforfrogs5672]

I personally like Jake's pants

[@armitx9]

you're wrong sorry

[@lucozade8373]

aRe U SaDdAr mE

[@axlglenn2156]

”That’s not what I said” :|

[@GetSumNutz]

I was literally in tears at the "Your lies are catching up to you now" part

[@itswill6987]

I love when Jake is the weird one

[@biamlutler8485]

40 seconds: sounds just like Ryan Reynolds in deadpool

[@LKKSProductions]

Biam Lutler I literally thought the same thing!!!!!!!

[@fairefozza6406]

YES

[@MyMiniMovieMagic]

Whoa

[@Edileno22]

0:40

[@PickleJello]

I like to imagine that most Jake and Amir episodes are Jake's imagination and insecure Jake episodes are real life. He likes to imagine that guy who sits across from him who is generally kinda tired of him is absolutely desperate for his friendship.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

PickleJello I wish

[@CringeLover]

This is the funniest, abusive relationship I've ever seen.

[@thehermeticlibrary2581]

How are these men not more famous? Superb comedic acting from both of them. This sketch is by far the best representation of the "Insecure Jake" character.

[@OhplsAndrew]

If you're the trunk, then you got punked! Words to live by.

[@euansmith3092]

Amir's facial expression at 0:12 is one of the best moments ever on Jake and Amir

[@guitarandrums]

The oy oyoy was the most jewish thing i have ever seen

[@surelock3221]

I didn't even know it was a jewish thing until I saw this

[@mikelor84]

@@surelock3221 really? I've heard that in almost every jew impersonation ever lol

[@surelock3221]

@@mikelor84 When I was little I would occasionally hear a non-jewish person use it, now I never hear it at all aside from this vid

[@deadbonesbrook8950]

lol i love insecure jake/normal amir

[@ImSquiggs]

I love how watching one insecure Jake video about a chin strap can send you down a day-long rabbit hole of Insecure Jake videos, hahah.

[@summercide8794]

I swear these Jake an Amir switching places comments are never going to get old. 3 years an still going strong, We're all new here.

[@lucozade8373]

This is one of my faves So many great one liners

[@KillYourInnerLoser]

This is absolutely, hands down, my favourite Jake and Amir episode of all time.

[@quesuerte1461]

"Oi oi oi....." that plus the motion absolutely killed me

[@KyleSisco]

Perhaps the best episode of Jake and Amir, and I have seen them all multiple times

[@cactusr6265]

I've always wanted to say "If anyone heard that and didn't laugh, I'd urge you to reconsider" in public but I've nay got a chance.

[@mrsuperman2003]

This is one of my favourite videos

[@johnc8209]

This is the best jake and amir ever

[@randomer24700]

I swear to god these are the two funniest guys I have ever seen. So damn smart!

[@roxxram9151]

Insecure Jake is basically Hardwon Surefoot.

[@rtmx2255]

This is like my favorite Jake and Amir episode.

[@DoubleDgurl16]

I LOVE when Jake act like Amir. It's not only funny, but for some reason he seems so freaking awesome

[@DennisBayazitov]

I've seen all of them, and there are definitely some strong contenders, but this has to be my favourite episode of them all. Too many good bits!

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

Role reversal or not? discuss here. CollegeHumor feel free to chime in

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

the debate is: are they revering roles, or is this just how Jake is and we only see it in certain videos

[@fruitflash9306]

Ian Mcstruthers just Jake being a douche bag.

[@ThoolooExpress]

Yes, this is role reversal at its finest.

[@Yoni123]

ThoolooExpress there is no such thing as role reversal in JandA you idiots. jake is insecure, thats it. amir is nothing like this

[@nitrousbullet7766]

Amir is more funny

[@paddynbob]

You say it's not role reversal, but Jake refers to them as friends, which he wouldn't any other time

[@Darth_Xionn]

It's not, Jake is just insecure, stop being a noob.

[@ajnode]

He refers to them as friends heaps of times throughout the normal episodes.

[@Yoni123]

***** and they have actually emphatically made the point that they never "switch roles" on their podcast

[@Henryh93]

he calls amir an arsehole at the start of the episode...

[@dannyphehe]

It's common knowledge that Jake is insecure and has these kind of moments here n there.

[@Mysticsloth]

one of my most favorite episodes ever! ^ ^ certainly in my top 10!

[@GymnopedieTornado]

This is my favorite one. I always wish it would just keep going.

[@sawyerboyd7652]

"Are you sad or me" -Jake

[@melodicbanshee4344]

To be fair, they look kinda neat

[@TheSecondBeef]

Cynical Corpse TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT - Salamanca, Tuco

[@chdurfe562]

Amir's face at 2:08 is priceless

[@Randyy1]

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do! I LAUGHED SO LOUD

[@speedcubedude]

Jakes voice sounds so weird acting like Amir lol

[@AmazingScarfBros]

He is not acting like Amir. Jake just has so low selfworth so he gets this way when he gets uncomfortable with his appearance.

[@acidjumps]

But he rhymes

[@puffinpie]

My guess is sometimes they mistakenly read the other person's line.

[@jillianbrown1836]

i love these kinds of episodes

[@michaeldarch9715]

One of the best eps of all time.

[@Ali-gs2kn]

It’s 2023 and I still think Jake and Amir is GOLDDD

[@tpworldacc9163]

The narcissist

[@AnnikaGoesAmerica]

I LOVE the role switches!

[@carterwaite4665]

This is the best Jake and Amir video. I’m convinced

[@umaddude3808]

2:43 i really like how Amir just overhears this. In other episodes, this triggers due irritation, here it is just marginal

[@williamhinrichs6558]

This is one of those ones that's not just insecure Jake, it goes into full on narcissist Jake where he has a need to control Amir's time and social contact.

[@Supersamazing]

Can't even chug a whole fake beer, such great writing haha.

[@quatroquatroSJSU]

this is one of the best eps

[@NiallEveritt]

Man, this is a real one. Jake's bit is such a textbook example of a narcissist being abusive to their partner. Beware if you ever see this in real life kids!

[@condor237]

He butt fucked his brother, on a booze cruise

[@Q.theProducer]

i love how amir completely ignores his incest this time

[@NextineX]

The best part is as I read that, I recalled all those moments.

[@stinkywater007]

Jerkin your gerkin is the funiest moment of all College humor history

[@pauldanner8859]

"My mom was in a car accident and so my entire family was with her in the hospital." "Are you done being a jackass?"

[@chilldude30]

I'll fitti- SLIM fitting cords

[@OfficerChance]

"Im all beers, gluglugglugglug"

[@babydingo95]

How does this not have more than a million views??

[@dixiecronin7791]

Why do so many people say they switched roles? This is just Jake when he's insecure about fashion or himself...

[@Mysticsloth]

it's because many people don't have a brain.

[@IdiopathicTopaz]

Mysticsloth Or maybe some people don't have an intimate knowledge of Jake and what makes him feel insecure?

[@captawesome11]

Dick Smasher watch more jake and amir

[@Mysticsloth]

Locke oh sheesh y'all - 'tis a nightmare! >__

[@christopherjones8367]

Even after all these years, I still can't believe how inconsiderate Amir is in this episode. Wow!

[@Josh-st6pu]

you’ve gotta be SHITTING me with that

[@Hossyboy420]

Banger ep with so many good lines

[@ryancoppard2833]

I love it when they switch roles!