Jake and Amir: Instagram

[@iPartySober]

Any of Amir's monologues would be great auditions for acting parts.

[@LeWildSister]

iPartySober I'd use Hugh Jackman's rendition of shrek

[@brucewarner8257]

Sal

[@HelloSadness101]

Bruce Warner Are you saying Sal or Sail?

[@סרטים_דלי_תקציב_מציגים]

Sam!

[@MemberWhen]

סרטים דלי תקציב סרטים דלי תקציב Sal Sail or Sam

[@m0nkeywrench]

"Zark Fuckernerd" and "Those micey micey bastards" have to be some of my favourite Amir lines

[@asecretone]

Micey Micey Bastards would be a great fantasy football team name

[@lyricspeople1234]

Facebook's robbin' ya, Instagram's rapin' ya, and MySpace -pop- it's givin' ya the old HOWD'YADOOOOO.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

***** Oh right, I forgot about followers. That currency that applies to nothing and also means nothing. I'll definitely go to your shady back ally of a website right away as I devote my entire existence to chalking up more followers.

[@allie99524]

+Kellye8578 Shut up

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

***** Followers? You mean completely empty accounts? Would you suggest that a lonely person make a bunch of "friends" out of cardboard?

[@Silverwind87]

+Dick Grayson He wants to become a freaking Jew billionaire.

[@bobmcmarley6639]

+lyricspeople1234 holy shit. holy shit, what are you saying?

[@drewe51]

How are all of these so timeless?

[@kalebg.7507]

Do you think they got payed for the Doritos ad? or does Amir just love chips or some shit.

[@kalebg.7507]

+Joseph Watson I know but it seems real or some shit

[@indefinite115]

Think about it man, did he smile? If yes then he's doing it because he loves it.

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

The proof is in the smile and people only smile when they're happy

[@badarthraya6113]

NizzyNizerson WOAH a billion dollars?!? Can I quote you on that?!?

[@surelock3221]

But then that means Amir is a friggin jew billionaire?

[@raccooncityhunk497]

Every year or so I come back to watch a few of these videos.. There's an odd nostalgia, especially coming back across wonderful lines such as 'You really think Mark Zuckerberg wants to steal and then sell this photo of you planking at a candlelight vigil?' Even just topping it off with the Red Bull cherry, ah. Oh, holy crap.. It's been too long, ol' friends.

[@jureklemencic7316]

same

[@Winteramen]

I come back to read the comment threads

[@TheKopulita]

SAME!!

[@ichigome5554]

I don't know how I would have gotten through my 20's without J&A

[@youtub-fj8mu]

hey, it's you again

[@DorfLingus]

Planking at a candlelight vigil is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@Orchirollen]

We should have listened to Amir...

[@astrohaute]

lol no kidding

[@zeauxster]

7 years later and I still commit to calling the man Zark F***erberg 😂😂

[@Winteramen]

Zark frickin Dinkenberg

[@iadoregaga]

same

[@chilldude30]

Same He's pitting brother against brother!

[@m0nkeywrench]

I have to admit I use "those micey micey bastards" in conversation more often that I should lol

[@hannes2927]

*Zark Fuckernerd

[@poorsoftware]

Anyone else on a Jake & Amir marathon right now?

[@brunoclak]

yeah man

[@theLegitHockeywiz]

yup watch one watcha dozen

[@brunoclak]

jake and amir is by far the best thing in college humor

[@theLegitHockeywiz]

Idk I love dire consequences and the POVs

[@brunoclak]

i forgot about pov they should make them more often

[@doginabag5]

Does Jake's hat say 'For Sale', 'For Sal' or 'For Sam'?

[@smokejc]

SAM

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

Den?

[@DarkSaintElite21]

tsanjou brahma Here comes snatcher

[@MrReelio3]

Did you mention Sale was a goose?

[@shiggyazalea3593]

Vlad Marchis well which is it, Sale sal or Sam?

[@101xp]

That hat was supposed to be for Amir's friend Sale!

[@thomasd3104]

She's dead.

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

did i mention Sale was a goose?

[@Silverwind87]

+Aleph Bot NO! Then all my questions would be about that! Why is he friends with a goose?

[@101xp]

***** You're a bot, dude!

[@JimNotCarrey]

Sal?

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Ever since one of the last episodes of the series, when they showed how loud Jake and Amir were to the rest of the office, I can't help thinking how obnoxious their arguing is. xD

[@blakethornsbrough1528]

The milkman episodes the other half of the office wasn't even college humor. Ben Schwartz just comes yelling "Hail to the milkman, the milkman the milkman." Past people who are just trying to work.

[@garbagecan9547]

They’re making them again

[@ryanearl8918]

I just want to say that that Allen Ginsberg quote meant nothing to me until this watching after we had talked about it in class. I feel like I actually learned something.

[@Skiloose]

I once used “micey” in scrabble and used this video to convince my mom that it was a real word

[@blanktester]

I love this episode for so many reasons, one of which (that I think doesn't get enough love) is that "Thomas Crown Affair" reference. Genius.

[@gggooodddyyy]

I love that despite their argument Jake puts on the hat while they fight

[@gregfix3333]

"Billion! Nay, millions"

[@supremeblackkai1229]

LMFAO!!!

[@TheArchsage74]

Amir predicted the future yet again.

[@cooldawg2009]

How?

[@TheArchsage74]

@@cooldawg2009 I don't fucking know dude I made that comment 4 years ago. Who knows what miscellaneous hogwash was going through my head at that point

[@BigDonkMongo]

@@TheArchsage74 holy hell you responded 4 years later what a champ

[@arjunholmie]

@@cooldawg2009 Its pretty obvious how. Zark Fucker-nerd is indeed selling our data, including DM conversational data, to marketing companies for a fee. Do you not read the news

[@jonathandb91]

Just like Zark freakin' Dinkenburg wanted you to!!!

[@NumberOneCheeseFiend]

I don't know why I laugh so hard at "Do you watch the British Office?" "Don't ask me about the British Office." At 2:31

[@ayushmandey3611]

So I guess Amir was right all along

[@tranazzi]

3:17 just me or was that one of the most satisfying tosses and catches in series history. That link up was smooth as butter

[@Last_Respecter]

I come back to watch this series every few months since the finale whenever one of their lines randomly pops up in my head. Today it was, “going to the mall NAH. Going to the mall HIGH”

[@AndrewPonti]

This is one of my favorites because there are so many classic J&A quotes in this one - plus the execution is incredible!

[@chilldude2239]

When Amir brings up the British Office, Jakes response makes me think hes done it many times before

[@norats122]

Bet Amir's feeling pretty smart right about now

[@ChiKinFlamer]

this is literally my favourite jake and amir of all time

[@samcavanagh7993]

this sketch is even more funny with all the facebook stuff going on now

[@lordlossize]

yeah its bad but if you dont want them tampering with your info dont post it up there in the first place.

[@Zoulstorm]

And now all our interactions and content online are being scraped for the LLMs, Amir is a prophet.

[@peachforce]

Amir saying "I'm sad!" made me cry with laughter.

[@CamboyGDubbz]

I'm watching this in 2021, and Amir is still firing off amazing social media content on the daily. Aged like wine.

[@adnanqutifan3599]

This episode aged so well with all the NFT stuff goin on😂

[@letsmak3biscuits]

Also AI art. Turns out they were coming for the art in Amir’s head.

[@cometmoon4485]

NF cheese? NF cheese???

[@BBBBBBORED]

Anyone else watching this is 2021? 😂😂 Man I’m soooooo Old 😭😭😭😭

[@Benjumanjo]

I said Zark Fuckernerd once to someone’s face and they didn’t even smile. Zark got to them first.

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

That moment when Amir was the first whistleblower on how Facebooks data collection is invasive

[@jjmarr7130]

No, everyone knew about it and they didn't care.

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

@@jjmarr7130 its a joke chill tf out

[@Regmuslima]

Why have I waited so long to watch these guys? They're hilarious!

[@crispyhundos]

4 years ago I watched this video and custom ordered a hat that says "For Sale" on it. Best decision of my life

[@LastMinutePhysics]

"Zark-frinkin-dinkin-berg" 😂

[@s.o.k.1393]

I love how Amir brings up the British Office and the next thing he says is completely unrelated

[@ΒασίληςΜπελούτσος]

Yeah, but that's cause it's related to the previous lines, he's trying to compare his status to the Office. Still absurd though.

[@jarvindriftwood]

I love that Jake deleted his twitter to one up Amir after he made fun of Jake's bad tweets. Yet Amir didn't delete his instagram after Jake openly tried to force him to. He took the high ground and openly wept.

[@polreamonn]

And cried tears of soy.

[@thipan15]

Was Pat wearing the new shirt?

[@kevinfarrell9304]

+thipan15 that he was

[@Gabeghouls]

Just say “I know you know.” ....you know I know.

[@wesspect]

No it’s jeans

[@arvaneret_329]

I don't know whether this video aged like milk or like wine.

[@MisterJohnLocke]

"and i'll take em down from the inside"

[@wickedamoeba8719]

How am I just now finding this duo?! These two are amazing!

[@tiamta]

I really want Charlie (Always Sunny) to meet Amir

[@BigKicksMix]

tiamta Haha yeah except I reckon Charlie would get on with him at first but then even he'd realise what a psychopath he was 😂 - the episode would be like Charlie Leaves The Gang but then halfway through he'd walk in the bar going "Yep, he's a complete psychopath, he's an insane person"

[@ramyap6410]

OMG Pat's wearing that new shirt Jake got from Forever 21's unisex section upstairs and which Amir bought it too to be twinsies

[@jrjubach]

"All these freakin Jew billionaires!" LOLOL

[@paul_warner]

It's even better because both Jake and Amir are of Jewish heritage 😂

[@jrjubach]

@@paul_warner i know right lol!

[@bobbygauvreau1402]

Ahhhh my usual Jake and Amir mood where I binge watch all their episodes. God I love the holidays.

[@malikaismith1509]

For real though where can I get one of those hats??

[@kylieh6304]

off my dead body, the only way

[@jmcb0089]

It was his hat Mr Crabs, HE WAS NUMBER ONE

[@hellahurts]

Everytime amir cries and Jake says you are a grown man, I roll...I always look forward to you guys uploading vids...ty so much

[@xNickD337x]

Amir knew what was going on early

[@isakmloyeni920]

at the beggining jake was about to leave but truly he will never leave his soulmate

[@hotdog7583]

dude this episode describes this show totally

[@TheBlarggle]

2:56 has got to be one of Amir's finest moments of clarity.

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

I can watch this episode a million times and still laugh

[@ethanpf449]

Six years watching and I haven't seen this one

[@VanBurenOfficial]

This is sadly not too far off how some people think.

[@ElementalLeaf]

That's the best part about comedy. It allows you to parody real life events and issues in an exaggerated way to show the humor of it and make it satire

[@MuffinSparkle]

That damn Fuckerburg!

[@andrew3606]

MuffinSparkle DINKLEBURG!!!!

[@johnsteele9780]

lol

[@ElementalLeaf]

^ Thirsty bitches man, thirsty bitches

[@Herolix1]

The guy who calls 'Amir' plays in the movie "Harold& Kumar' :-D LOL

[@historicalsongarchive]

I love it when Jake says "Holy shit! Holy shit, what are you saying!"

[@stephanies5281]

So...Amir dreamt of a (painting of) the lower case 'f' 👌😂 I love watching all these again

[@stormtrooperholds]

He's a prophet! 2018!

[@ImSquiggs]

I really want a plain white hat that says "FOR SALE" EDIT: You literally cannot search for "white baseball cap for sale" and get anything that has the words "for sale" on it... this reminds me of the time I was looking for a list of Brand New albums

[@ImSquiggs]

Still want that hat.

[@NapanTR]

Some websites allow to "customize hats" Search for that

[@realemaskye286]

@@ImSquiggs did u get the hat?

[@ImSquiggs]

@@realemaskye286 Never got the hat... still want the hat...

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

I'm sure if you looked up custom white trucker hats you'd find something

[@In.Gy.]

Ah yes, the antidote for the Big Sad. Jake and Amir.

[@wiz_dropbomb2134]

Love it

[@deborahstephens863]

oh the bit fro the offline song is from this video! how do you do, how do you do...

[@siemprerm2763]

That start had me in tears Jake had enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@devinanderson8368]

I'm sorry are we just gonna glaze over those micey micey bastards, that made me lose it, and again as I just read it lololol, I'm too high for J&A right now man, I'm uptoking myself to karma heaven.

[@swadeEpic]

Devin Anderson dude, high Jake and Amir is best Jake and Amir

[@jflanagan9696]

You must be an ent that needs the uptokes, and I'm glad to provide.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

0:32 Amir is actually on to something here

[@griffindecker3069]

got an ad for garmin before this

[@PumbusBungus]

This video is somehow EXTREMELY relevant now

[@concertedreaction]

Is Pat wearing the shirt from New Shirt?

[@MA-naconitor]

I always crack up, when I see Amir instantly crying

[@Jono1982]

Best Jake and Amir episode yet!

[@climbitclimate]

Shout out to eberyone watching in 2024 :)

[@CharlesSpadina3030]

Still here fam!

[@damiendavenport3d]

so good to be home

[@pouriarajaee6811]

I'll be also watching in 2054

[@jessesanchez9998]

Still in December baby 😁😁🔥🔥

[@Petey5544]

Back at it again

[@MrMac7861]

One of the best epi ever! Lmao! Love this

[@hectorcoronel4283]

Wait, 2013? I thought this was recent.

[@scottwhiting254]

I love that Pat is wearing Jake (and Amir’s) new shirt

[@karldejong5731]

amir called it.

[@IamAweiner17]

I've seen this episode like 20 times...it's one of the best J&A videos

[@RaycrowX]

Only 20?

[@AndrewPonti]

"Art in my Head" - I think Amir ALSO predicted NFTs LOLOL

[@RandomPerson-df4pn]

Anyone watched Adam Ruins the internet? He said that to Facebook, you are not the customer. You are the product. So Amir was right.

[@Goatchild90]

1:31 That "Howl" reference tho

[@jackwhite6637]

I've been waiting for an Instagram Jake and Amir for TOO LONG!

[@virg0_lem0nade]

"you'll make a martyr of me" cracks me up every single time

[@xivirielsatori7585]

YAY, this is a good one. Best in awhile, bring the magic back!

[@psolo3]

Top 5 episode for sure

[@jesseshirtsmusic]

These were the days

[@GaffsNotLaffs]

Cmon guys, there is literally NO WAY Amir doesn’t know Jake’s email.

[@bpeterson82]

Thanks for this, I may have missed it when I watched the video myself.

[@oliverlitt113]

@2:54 caught Jake holding back a laugh

[@ManDanners]

I love that this is getting recommended after the recent Instagram changes. Thanks.

[@knifeymcdont]

Did Amir predict NFTs?

[@pvshka]

Amir's character is definitely the kind of person to invent NFTs.

[@NougatCN]

Lol “Ok ok you’ve made you’re point, relax. You’ll make a martyr of me”

[@srijansrivastava4522]

They knew.

[@acedaggie15]

After hearing Jake on NADDPOD for so long his face absolutly throws me each time.

[@jacksanner2021]

Wow Amir called Zark freakin Dinkenberg stealing your shit

[@morganfreeman1039]

Glad this series over thank god 😁

[@jackmills9905]

Lost it at "I'm being Thomas Crown affair'd"

[@billyhicks9013]

“And I’ll take them down from the inside” 😂

[@Shrugboatt]

Funny looking back at this now with the whole Facebook selling your information thing going on

[@ClaireDawson10]

Jake and Amir will always be my favourite thing on the Internet.