Jake and Amir: Instagram

Watch Amir's speech at Jake's wedding over at / ja !

[@iPartySober]

Any of Amir's monologues would be great auditions for acting parts.

[@LeWildSister]

iPartySober I'd use Hugh Jackman's rendition of shrek

[@pipi3126HD]

The episode nuggets would be a good one to use

[@brucewarner8257]

Sal

[@HelloSadness101]

Bruce Warner Are you saying Sal or Sail?

[@סרטיםדליתקציבמציגים]

Sam!

[@m0nkeywrench]

"Zark Fuckernerd" and "Those micey micey bastards" have to be some of my favourite Amir lines

[@asecretone]

Micey Micey Bastards would be a great fantasy football team name

[@lyricspeople1234]

Facebook's robbin' ya, Instagram's rapin' ya, and MySpace -pop- it's givin' ya the old HOWD'YADOOOOO.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

***** Oh right, I forgot about followers. That currency that applies to nothing and also means nothing. I'll definitely go to your shady back ally of a website right away as I devote my entire existence to chalking up more followers.

[@allie99524]

+Kellye8578 Shut up

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

***** Followers? You mean completely empty accounts? Would you suggest that a lonely person make a bunch of "friends" out of cardboard?

[@Silverwind87]

+Dick Grayson He wants to become a freaking Jew billionaire.

[@bobmcmarley6639]

+lyricspeople1234 holy shit. holy shit, what are you saying?

[@Orchirollen]

We should have listened to Amir...

[@drewe51]

How are all of these so timeless?

[@raccooncityhunk497]

Every year or so I come back to watch a few of these videos.. There's an odd nostalgia, especially coming back across wonderful lines such as 'You really think Mark Zuckerberg wants to steal and then sell this photo of you planking at a candlelight vigil?' Even just topping it off with the Red Bull cherry, ah. Oh, holy crap.. It's been too long, ol' friends.

[@jureklemencic7316]

same

[@Winteramen]

I come back to read the comment threads

[@TheKopulita]

SAME!!

[@ichigome5554]

I don't know how I would have gotten through my 20's without J&A

[@youtub-fj8mu]

hey, it's you again

[@kalebg.7507]

Do you think they got payed for the Doritos ad? or does Amir just love chips or some shit.

[@kalebg.7507]

+Joseph Watson I know but it seems real or some shit

[@indefinite115]

Think about it man, did he smile? If yes then he's doing it because he loves it.

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

The proof is in the smile and people only smile when they're happy

[@badarthraya6113]

NizzyNizerson WOAH a billion dollars?!? Can I quote you on that?!?

[@surelock3221]

But then that means Amir is a friggin jew billionaire?

[@DorfLingus]

Planking at a candlelight vigil is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@zeauxster]

7 years later and I still commit to calling the man Zark F***erberg 😂😂

[@Winteramen]

Zark frickin Dinkenberg

[@iadoregaga]

same

[@chilldude30]

Same He's pitting brother against brother!

[@m0nkeywrench]

I have to admit I use "those micey micey bastards" in conversation more often that I should lol

[@hannes2927]

*Zark Fuckernerd

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Ever since one of the last episodes of the series, when they showed how loud Jake and Amir were to the rest of the office, I can't help thinking how obnoxious their arguing is. xD

[@blakethornsbrough1528]

The milkman episodes the other half of the office wasn't even college humor. Ben Schwartz just comes yelling "Hail to the milkman, the milkman the milkman." Past people who are just trying to work.

[@garbagecan9547]

They’re making them again

[@ryanearl8918]

I just want to say that that Allen Ginsberg quote meant nothing to me until this watching after we had talked about it in class. I feel like I actually learned something.

[@ayushmandey3611]

So I guess Amir was right all along

[@poorsoftware]

Anyone else on a Jake & Amir marathon right now?

[@brunoclak]

yeah man

[@theLegitHockeywiz]

yup watch one watcha dozen

[@brunoclak]

jake and amir is by far the best thing in college humor

[@theLegitHockeywiz]

Idk I love dire consequences and the POVs

[@brunoclak]

i forgot about pov they should make them more often

[@blanktester]

I love this episode for so many reasons, one of which (that I think doesn't get enough love) is that "Thomas Crown Affair" reference. Genius.

[@TheArchsage74]

Amir predicted the future yet again.

[@cooldawg2009]

How?

[@TheArchsage74]

@@cooldawg2009 I don't fucking know dude I made that comment 4 years ago. Who knows what miscellaneous hogwash was going through my head at that point

[@BigDonkMongo]

@@TheArchsage74 holy hell you responded 4 years later what a champ

[@arjunholmie]

@@cooldawg2009 Its pretty obvious how. Zark Fucker-nerd is indeed selling our data, including DM conversational data, to marketing companies for a fee. Do you not read the news

[@jonathandb91]

Just like Zark freakin' Dinkenburg wanted you to!!!

[@101xp]

That hat was supposed to be for Amir's friend Sale!

[@thomasd3104]

She's dead.

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

did i mention Sale was a goose?

[@Silverwind87]

+Aleph Bot NO! Then all my questions would be about that! Why is he friends with a goose?

[@101xp]

***** You're a bot, dude!

[@JimNotCarrey]

Sal?

[@Last_Respecter]

I come back to watch this series every few months since the finale whenever one of their lines randomly pops up in my head. Today it was, “going to the mall NAH. Going to the mall HIGH”

[@gggooodddyyy]

I love that despite their argument Jake puts on the hat while they fight

[@AndrewPonti]

This is one of my favorites because there are so many classic J&A quotes in this one - plus the execution is incredible!

[@gregfix3333]

"Billion! Nay, millions"

[@supremeblackkai1229]

LMFAO!!!

[@norats122]

Bet Amir's feeling pretty smart right about now

[@samcavanagh7993]

this sketch is even more funny with all the facebook stuff going on now

[@lordlossize]

yeah its bad but if you dont want them tampering with your info dont post it up there in the first place.

[@ChiKinFlamer]

this is literally my favourite jake and amir of all time

[@chilldude2239]

When Amir brings up the British Office, Jakes response makes me think hes done it many times before

[@doginabag5]

Does Jake's hat say 'For Sale', 'For Sal' or 'For Sam'?

[@smokejc]

SAM

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

Den?

[@DarkSaintElite21]

tsanjou brahma Here comes snatcher

[@MrReelio3]

Did you mention Sale was a goose?

[@shiggyazalea3593]

Vlad Marchis well which is it, Sale sal or Sam?

[@adnanqutifan3599]

This episode aged so well with all the NFT stuff goin on😂

[@letsmak3biscuits]

Also AI art. Turns out they were coming for the art in Amir’s head.

[@cometmoon4485]

NF cheese? NF cheese???

[@Katloft]

I don't know why I laugh so hard at "Do you watch the British Office?" "Don't ask me about the British Office." At 2:31

[@CamboyGDubbz]

I'm watching this in 2021, and Amir is still firing off amazing social media content on the daily. Aged like wine.

[@peachforce]

Amir saying "I'm sad!" made me cry with laughter.

[@s.o.k.1393]

I love how Amir brings up the British Office and the next thing he says is completely unrelated

[@ΒασίληςΜπελούτσος]

Yeah, but that's cause it's related to the previous lines, he's trying to compare his status to the Office. Still absurd though.

[@jarvindriftwood]

I love that Jake deleted his twitter to one up Amir after he made fun of Jake's bad tweets. Yet Amir didn't delete his instagram after Jake openly tried to force him to. He took the high ground and openly wept.

[@polreamonn]

And cried tears of soy.

[@MisterJohnLocke]

"and i'll take em down from the inside"

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

That moment when Amir was the first whistleblower on how Facebooks data collection is invasive

[@jjmarr7130]

No, everyone knew about it and they didn't care.

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

@@jjmarr7130 its a joke chill tf out

[@tiamta]

I really want Charlie (Always Sunny) to meet Amir

[@BigKicksMix]

tiamta Haha yeah except I reckon Charlie would get on with him at first but then even he'd realise what a psychopath he was 😂 - the episode would be like Charlie Leaves The Gang but then halfway through he'd walk in the bar going "Yep, he's a complete psychopath, he's an insane person"

[@devinanderson8368]

I'm sorry are we just gonna glaze over those micey micey bastards, that made me lose it, and again as I just read it lololol, I'm too high for J&A right now man, I'm uptoking myself to karma heaven.

[@swadeEpic]

Devin Anderson dude, high Jake and Amir is best Jake and Amir

[@jflanagan9696]

You must be an ent that needs the uptokes, and I'm glad to provide.

[@wickedamoeba8719]

How am I just now finding this duo?! These two are amazing!

[@crispyhundos]

4 years ago I watched this video and custom ordered a hat that says "For Sale" on it. Best decision of my life

[@ramyap6410]

OMG Pat's wearing that new shirt Jake got from Forever 21's unisex section upstairs and which Amir bought it too to be twinsies

[@TheBlarggle]

2:56 has got to be one of Amir's finest moments of clarity.

[@stephanies5281]

So...Amir dreamt of a (painting of) the lower case 'f' 👌😂 I love watching all these again

[@Benjumanjo]

I said Zark Fuckernerd once to someone’s face and they didn’t even smile. Zark got to them first.

[@BBBBBBORED]

Anyone else watching this is 2021? 😂😂 Man I’m soooooo Old 😭😭😭😭

[@jrjubach]

"All these freakin Jew billionaires!" LOLOL

[@paul_warner]

It's even better because both Jake and Amir are of Jewish heritage 😂

[@jrjubach]

@@paul_warner i know right lol!

[@VanBurenOfficial]

This is sadly not too far off how some people think.

[@ElementalLeaf]

That's the best part about comedy. It allows you to parody real life events and issues in an exaggerated way to show the humor of it and make it satire

[@MuffinSparkle]

That damn Fuckerburg!

[@andrew3606]

MuffinSparkle DINKLEBURG!!!!

[@johnsteele9780]

lol

[@ElementalLeaf]

^ Thirsty bitches man, thirsty bitches

[@thipan15]

Was Pat wearing the new shirt?

[@kevinfarrell9304]

+thipan15 that he was

[@Gabeghouls]

Just say “I know you know.” ....you know I know.

[@xNickD337x]

Amir knew what was going on early

[@stormtrooperholds]

He's a prophet! 2018!

[@historicalsongarchive]

I love it when Jake says "Holy shit! Holy shit, what are you saying!"

[@hotdog7583]

dude this episode describes this show totally

[@ImSquiggs]

I really want a plain white hat that says "FOR SALE" EDIT: You literally cannot search for "white baseball cap for sale" and get anything that has the words "for sale" on it... this reminds me of the time I was looking for a list of Brand New albums

[@ImSquiggs]

Still want that hat.

[@NapanTR]

Some websites allow to "customize hats" Search for that

[@realemaskye286]

@@ImSquiggs did u get the hat?

[@ImSquiggs]

@@realemaskye286 Never got the hat... still want the hat...

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

I'm sure if you looked up custom white trucker hats you'd find something

[@ethanpf449]

Six years watching and I haven't seen this one

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

I can watch this episode a million times and still laugh

[@Regmuslima]

Why have I waited so long to watch these guys? They're hilarious!

[@Skiloose]

I once used “micey” in scrabble and used this video to convince my mom that it was a real word

[@bobbygauvreau1402]

Ahhhh my usual Jake and Amir mood where I binge watch all their episodes. God I love the holidays.

[@AndrewPonti]

"Art in my Head" - I think Amir ALSO predicted NFTs LOLOL

[@Herolix1]

The guy who calls 'Amir' plays in the movie "Harold& Kumar' :-D LOL

[@malikaismith1509]

For real though where can I get one of those hats??

[@kylieh6304]

off my dead body, the only way

[@jmcb0089]

It was his hat Mr Crabs, HE WAS NUMBER ONE

[@siemprerm2763]

That start had me in tears Jake had enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MA-naconitor]

I always crack up, when I see Amir instantly crying

[@hellahurts]

Everytime amir cries and Jake says you are a grown man, I roll...I always look forward to you guys uploading vids...ty so much

[@PumbusBungus]

This video is somehow EXTREMELY relevant now

[@jackmills9905]

Lost it at "I'm being Thomas Crown affair'd"

[@oliverlitt113]

@2:54 caught Jake holding back a laugh

[@isakmloyeni920]

at the beggining jake was about to leave but truly he will never leave his soulmate

[@karldejong5731]

amir called it.

[@IamAweiner17]

I've seen this episode like 20 times...it's one of the best J&A videos

[@RaycrowX]

Only 20?

[@srijansrivastava4522]

They knew.

[@scottwhiting254]

I love that Pat is wearing Jake (and Amir’s) new shirt

[@Goatchild90]

1:31 That "Howl" reference tho

[@ClaireDawson10]

Jake and Amir will always be my favourite thing on the Internet.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

0:32 Amir is actually on to something here

[@jackwhite6637]

I've been waiting for an Instagram Jake and Amir for TOO LONG!

[@virg0_lem0nade]

"you'll make a martyr of me" cracks me up every single time

[@NougatCN]

Lol “Ok ok you’ve made you’re point, relax. You’ll make a martyr of me”

[@Shrugboatt]

Funny looking back at this now with the whole Facebook selling your information thing going on

[@vinkento]

Oh my god. I watched this when it first released and maybe every year since. And I just now noticed Pat is wearing “the same shirt” from their “where’d you get the shirt” video.

[@psolo3]

Top 5 episode for sure

[@Jono1982]

Best Jake and Amir episode yet!

[@hectorcoronel4283]

Wait, 2013? I thought this was recent.

[@deborahstephens863]

oh the bit fro the offline song is from this video! how do you do, how do you do...

[@jacksanner2021]

Wow Amir called Zark freakin Dinkenberg stealing your shit

[@jasonwaller4895]

Anyone else notice the button up Pat is wearing, is the same from the episode "New Shirt"? Jake probably saw Pat wearing it and thought "wow that's a cool shirt", went and bought one himself, then got hypocritical and angry when Amir wanted to do the same. Also ties into the trope of Pat, Amir and Jake all "coincidentally" wearing the same shirts, like in "Muscle Tee". God I love this series!

[@In.Gy.]

Ah yes, the antidote for the Big Sad. Jake and Amir.

[@wiz_dropbomb2134]

Love it

[@PurplexCity]

Pikachu snapped out of confusion. Pikachu used "keep calm and enjoy jake and amir" Super Effective!

[@Jyros383]

409 people got the ole "How Do You Do"

[@acedaggie15]

After hearing Jake on NADDPOD for so long his face absolutly throws me each time.

[@rj_ramon]

Genius episode.

[@finfi1ms]

Amir has absolutely no language filter...I love it.

[@bekahshamblin9667]

omg i hate that this is so accurate now

[@ManDanners]

I love that this is getting recommended after the recent Instagram changes. Thanks.

[@nicktheavatar_]

Amir's silent wow xD

[@MrMac7861]

One of the best epi ever! Lmao! Love this

[@jackbrancati5294]

why does jake look like he is always about to laugh

[@thatmanckid]

cause he is

[@sabakyuuuu]

3:48 LOL love how Amir just breaks down.

[@Awaseme]

Holy shit amir knew.... O.O

[@billyhicks9013]

“And I’ll take them down from the inside” 😂

[@bouncingwalrus]

Well amir was right about this one.. funny.

[@MagmaSedusa]

When Jake says "buddy". Sweetest thing evah.

[@omgitsmarkey]

Ginnsburg, zuckerburg, and all these other jew billionaires

[@SHOCKLT]

Mark Kreuter as soon as amir said that, i read your comment O.o

[@MisterUnknown707]

+SHOCKLT holy shit same here :O