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Markiplier

Markiplier

Күн бұрын

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@dispurson6421
@dispurson6421 4 жыл бұрын
Me waiting to be rescued: **sees multiple explosions in the distance** Also me: Boy, I sure hope that guy is okay. He’ll be rescued soon.
@RazerTheDuck
@RazerTheDuck 3 жыл бұрын
*physics FPS proceeds to die*
@crunchybro123
@crunchybro123 3 жыл бұрын
*game kills your computer*
@CommanderAlscrimp
@CommanderAlscrimp 2 жыл бұрын
@@crunchybro123 get a better computer than
@CASA-dy4vs
@CASA-dy4vs Жыл бұрын
@@CommanderAlscrimpI swear every time someone tries to be cool and say something so obvious that the original person said. They always somehow F up in spelling liek it’s unbelievable.
@CommanderAlscrimp
@CommanderAlscrimp Жыл бұрын
@@CASA-dy4vs (like)
@code_koriel
@code_koriel 4 жыл бұрын
Fans: "I would let mark rescue me" Mark: "So you have chosen death."
@rachalwithana
@rachalwithana 4 жыл бұрын
either scenario sounds like a win to me
@lichboi640
@lichboi640 4 жыл бұрын
"Peace was never an option."
@Flint_Inferno
@Flint_Inferno 4 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 I appreciate your post...but it was hard to understand...
@technoraver99
@technoraver99 4 жыл бұрын
@@Flint_Inferno it was really hard to develop it. anyways. thanks for reading
@gianniavido2289
@gianniavido2289 4 жыл бұрын
@@rachalwithana I really hope you're just being edgy, this is the second time i read something concerning in less than an hour :/ Hope you're in a decent place, both phisically and mentally
@tetrafuse3096
@tetrafuse3096 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier *Rescuer of the Year* -Crashed 2 Eurofighters to a mountain -Crashed 1 Eurofighter to the sea -Died 5 times to Helicopter blades, drowning and explosion
@MatthiasDrinksH20
@MatthiasDrinksH20 4 жыл бұрын
Attacked injured man with fire extinguisher
@t-kms
@t-kms 4 жыл бұрын
The WALL
@fireflyfox93
@fireflyfox93 4 жыл бұрын
Success.
@justintimefordinner4902
@justintimefordinner4902 4 жыл бұрын
nah the eurofighter is built poorly. nobody has used it in years. the workshop is what everyone uses
@dawgery
@dawgery 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this. You're stranded on an island with your raft on fire, and you see the rescue vehicle, which beaches itself twice, then starts slowly spinning at about one mile per hour, before finally docking. Then, the rescuer starts running at the lowest possible speed with a fire extinguisher. When he finally gets there, he randomly starts spraying you and your friend (who are very clearly not on fire,) with the fire extinguisher. Only then does he finally put out the fire in your boat. Then, he heals you, still running at the speed of a washing machine with an uneven load, and takes you to the docks, before he jumps into the water, and starts drowning...
@GodsReaperMan
@GodsReaperMan 2 жыл бұрын
ROTFL!!! OH wow, I can NOT stop laughing at this!!! Perfect explanation here too, LOVE IT!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
@ricemckrispy
@ricemckrispy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’d trust that guy
@EthanMeatan
@EthanMeatan Жыл бұрын
@@ricemckrispy absolutely, with my life
@DggamerK
@DggamerK 10 ай бұрын
holy fuckinbg shit im losing it
@frealyric5674
@frealyric5674 8 ай бұрын
sounds like my usual dream
@JadeTheorist3942
@JadeTheorist3942 4 жыл бұрын
*Heist with Markiplier: "THEN WHY DID YOU PICK A HELICOPTER IF YOU DID'NT KNOW HOW TO FLY IT?"*
@nerdp8469
@nerdp8469 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *because i thought it was cool!*
@ripplestorm4822
@ripplestorm4822 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so mad that you beat me to this good job lol
@olomarcakes
@olomarcakes 4 жыл бұрын
@Connor Dean spitting straight facts
@limitlessgamer7470
@limitlessgamer7470 4 жыл бұрын
then it showed a "who killed markiplier" reference
@weena9997
@weena9997 3 жыл бұрын
@Connor Dean tap on his profile and see he’s always been doing this in comments
@bloomishere3095
@bloomishere3095 4 жыл бұрын
Lady: “MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT” Ethan: “two idiots”
@naomiparkinson2588
@naomiparkinson2588 4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News that's just sad.
@saturnwhale
@saturnwhale 4 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@urlefttoenail
@urlefttoenail 4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News Why are there so many robots on youtube
@qdshuck
@qdshuck 4 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@ratedsforsisters2717
@ratedsforsisters2717 4 жыл бұрын
Two idiots is how I would describe me and my new friend and he agreed when I said it.
@RazeNexerion
@RazeNexerion 4 жыл бұрын
Mark rescuing someone from a disaster is like a tornado rescuing a house from a hurricane.
@krithikavinod8844
@krithikavinod8844 4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna steal this I cannot stop laughing at this-
@Meepoth
@Meepoth 4 жыл бұрын
Have your way with me
@kuba890p
@kuba890p 4 жыл бұрын
L
@smexyadventures7573
@smexyadventures7573 4 жыл бұрын
A true hero that helps us with our dreams then they come true.
@GaelAmastacia
@GaelAmastacia 4 жыл бұрын
Mark hitting his afterburner and screaming as he immediately crashes into a mountainside is the perfect video review for this game.
@MrDwarfpitcher
@MrDwarfpitcher 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Mark sees the mountain Surely he will taxi onto the runway and then take off *sees mark switch up full throttle on the get go* Oh boy
@General_Taylor
@General_Taylor 3 жыл бұрын
Do you guys even play Stormworks? It's so fun!
@boomandalpha
@boomandalpha 2 жыл бұрын
@@General_Taylor I do i mildly cringed at him trying to fly the preset vehicles then preceded to laugh
@venesastubbings3058
@venesastubbings3058 2 жыл бұрын
I see you
@55879764
@55879764 2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even use custom mode on this part you freaking as****
@josephemerson4896
@josephemerson4896 4 жыл бұрын
voice from beyond: "im here to save you!!" the survivors: "hooray!!" Markiplier(the voice): "its me, Markiplier!" survivors: "well we might survive..." Markiplier: "in a craft that i built!" survivors: "we're doomed!"
@sarahvanrooyen7280
@sarahvanrooyen7280 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@OtterWidit
@OtterWidit 4 жыл бұрын
Love a good comment joke, makes my day.
@MinecrafterK3N
@MinecrafterK3N 4 жыл бұрын
This gives me Hellsing Ultimate Abridged memories
@not_quiteknown
@not_quiteknown 4 жыл бұрын
More forest pls mark
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 4 жыл бұрын
I would let Mark rescue me at sea. 💜
@mistermcqueenofficial1512
@mistermcqueenofficial1512 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@Lil_Warrior_Princess
@Lil_Warrior_Princess 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God OT?
@Gekk-rx7nv
@Gekk-rx7nv 4 жыл бұрын
Hi one topic
@mykneesarebees7242
@mykneesarebees7242 4 жыл бұрын
Gae
@ipsharoy7398
@ipsharoy7398 4 жыл бұрын
@UCgApYRLcc7WWvCZ7Yo6Eyyg and what is the problem with that?
@ValerieBuhl
@ValerieBuhl 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being rescued at sea and the rescue person just full on LEAPS with you, from the dock ,on their back to try and jump into the boat just to miss and you start drowning in the water as you bob to the boat.
@Alb410
@Alb410 4 жыл бұрын
"Im not a masochist" Mark: Plays almost every simulator game without looking at the very important controls.
@marshalldoesshitz4288
@marshalldoesshitz4288 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think thats what a masochist is lol
@erk2311
@erk2311 4 жыл бұрын
@@marshalldoesshitz4288 depends. If he suffers from not knowing what to do it could be
@marshalldoesshitz4288
@marshalldoesshitz4288 4 жыл бұрын
@@erk2311 yeah.
@samuelbutton7185
@samuelbutton7185 4 жыл бұрын
@@marshalldoesshitz4288 Then he must be a sadist. He causes pain to all who read directions
@marshalldoesshitz4288
@marshalldoesshitz4288 4 жыл бұрын
@@samuelbutton7185 yeah that's what I was thinking
@Jsayyyyy
@Jsayyyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Afraid of oceans... plays ocean based game. “I’m not a masochist.”- Markiplier 2020
@CmdrWinters
@CmdrWinters 4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2021. Did Mark say that last year?
@thepersonnooneknows
@thepersonnooneknows 4 жыл бұрын
@@CmdrWinters yes. It was an unus annus thing.
@sundayrse
@sundayrse 4 жыл бұрын
2021*
@brandonrutkowski2793
@brandonrutkowski2793 4 жыл бұрын
@@sundayrse To be fair, 2020 has a really nice ring to it... of course that was probably the only nice thing about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@gahadwael5557
@gahadwael5557 4 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the videos of unus annus man good old times
@SpoopySquid
@SpoopySquid 4 жыл бұрын
"You are being rescued. Please do not resist." - Markiplier
@justlixian293
@justlixian293 4 жыл бұрын
sounds like american police to me
@chrisweiss812
@chrisweiss812 4 жыл бұрын
- K2SO*
@Puppies03b3eleyyBalenciaga
@Puppies03b3eleyyBalenciaga 4 жыл бұрын
"Sir, please survive or we will be forced to open fire."
@liliowen2132
@liliowen2132 7 ай бұрын
Do not be alarmed, this is a kindness. - Handbots
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “You’re in good hands when you trust me” Bob and Wade: *Remembers the bridges he built*
@merakiproductions1403
@merakiproductions1403 4 жыл бұрын
....ldem
@lilweirdo2524
@lilweirdo2524 4 жыл бұрын
Yesddd
@lilweirdo2524
@lilweirdo2524 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss**
@sanicinapanic4264
@sanicinapanic4264 4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News Are you a bot
@Holakokusz
@Holakokusz 4 жыл бұрын
This is just accurate
@zxmbiemxmmy
@zxmbiemxmmy 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier 2014: "IM GONNA KILL A PIECE OF BREAD" Markiplier 2021: "IM GONNA KILL A BOAT"
@MrEggBoi
@MrEggBoi 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing has changed :)
@mathias6369
@mathias6369 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrEggBoi he is advancing
@Bradthepagan18
@Bradthepagan18 2 жыл бұрын
Dear god, it has gained evolution
@goldgamer6796
@goldgamer6796 4 жыл бұрын
When the one who's supposed to be rescuing is the one getting rescued after 10 plane crashes
@johngarland4338
@johngarland4338 4 жыл бұрын
@Dyno Playz 2.0 There has yet to be a case of a human living for over 150 years.
@GDNashit
@GDNashit 4 жыл бұрын
@Dyno Playz 2.0 how much u will live if you keep self promoting: ❌ 1000 years ☑️ 0 years
@politepineapple7683
@politepineapple7683 4 жыл бұрын
@Dyno Playz 2.0 what is this “subskription” you speak of? I only know subscription.
@Smells11
@Smells11 4 жыл бұрын
Someone: dying Mark: stop it, just stop
@ToughestHentaiMaster
@ToughestHentaiMaster 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please stop these comments
@DosTheSecond
@DosTheSecond 4 жыл бұрын
no one like this mans comment. Its perfect the way it is
@scuffedarib3230
@scuffedarib3230 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is honestly the most fake youtuber on the platform. He makes horrid content that his stupid idiotic little fans like. I hope he stops making KZbin videos and realizes how bad he is.
@ToughestHentaiMaster
@ToughestHentaiMaster 4 жыл бұрын
@@scuffedarib3230 sure he's not a great KZbinr but he is better than plenty of other trash KZbinrs or douchetubers
@Smells11
@Smells11 4 жыл бұрын
@@scuffedarib3230 Jesus Christ where the hell did this come from?! I really like marks stuff I was just joking!
@PhoenixBorealis
@PhoenixBorealis 4 жыл бұрын
Q: Who killed Markiplier? A: Whoever heard him shouting, "Oh my God, kill me! Kill me! Everyone kill me!" and decided to take him up on it.
@tjas_
@tjas_ 4 жыл бұрын
Wilford Warfstache wants to know your location
@experimentsgonewrong2589
@experimentsgonewrong2589 3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@maispiegel7474
@maispiegel7474 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like everyone knows that, every time mark plays games like this, its gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, but especially chaotic
@XNightRider107X
@XNightRider107X 4 жыл бұрын
Bro that is so true
@rangga1188
@rangga1188 4 жыл бұрын
Mark : Struggle to fly helicopter. Also mark : Try to fly a fucking jet instead.
@LegendsofSolComics
@LegendsofSolComics 4 жыл бұрын
*whispers* hail hydra
@boxcarz
@boxcarz 4 жыл бұрын
Jets are significantly easier to fly than helicopters.
@ddan1998
@ddan1998 4 жыл бұрын
@@boxcarz for some reason I think so too
@Angel51WolfintheMist
@Angel51WolfintheMist 4 жыл бұрын
Jets are simple compared to helicopters
@Angel51WolfintheMist
@Angel51WolfintheMist 4 жыл бұрын
Jets are just faster piston aircraft. Helicopters are a balancing game
@agentredfalcon2978
@agentredfalcon2978 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna play this again dont ask" Ok but like this would be PERFECT if you Bob and wade played it since its multiplayer.....
@ripplestorm4822
@ripplestorm4822 4 жыл бұрын
True tho
@waynebrown8527
@waynebrown8527 4 жыл бұрын
He played it?
@fishcustard8946
@fishcustard8946 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO I beg you
@malicocat
@malicocat 4 жыл бұрын
that would be so funny omg
@michaelmonstar4276
@michaelmonstar4276 3 жыл бұрын
I think he overlooked that possibility. I think the chance of it happening is low, but there is potential. - I remember them playing this game called 'Unturned', which (if you don't know) is this free zombie-apocalypse survival-game with very simplistic graphics and mechanics and all. But it was hilarious. Watch it if you haven't. But I think we'll sooner see 'Valheim' pop up, as it's skyrocketing in popularity and I just noticed Bob already having played it in the side-bar, and no doubt Wade has played it. I don't know, I also would prefer to see this game, as it's so goofy and silly and not something popular. But anyway... Mark's just digging through silly one-off games, it seems, so...
@laurenpinkiepie8663
@laurenpinkiepie8663 4 жыл бұрын
Game devs: Go back to your beginner outpost first timer. Mark: *_And I took that personally._*
@fakmwah10yearsago86
@fakmwah10yearsago86 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: I'm in charge of your life Ethan: Hmm first time?
@itstubbeboi8831
@itstubbeboi8831 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@soursweets1140
@soursweets1140 4 жыл бұрын
Omg is this a [REDACTED] reference?
@salmonella1486
@salmonella1486 4 жыл бұрын
@@soursweets1140 I think so, yes. It was that video in the escape room lol
@cohensmith6100
@cohensmith6100 4 жыл бұрын
@@soursweets1140 lol [REDACTED] was my favorite im sad i only found out ten days before death bht ppl reuploaded everything so not that sad
@cohensmith6100
@cohensmith6100 4 жыл бұрын
@Chris hasexploded I agree but think of it as people sharing memories and telling stories
@HoV326
@HoV326 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "You're in good hands when you trust me." Me: *(Surgeon Simulator flashbacks)* I'll take my chances...
@KenTJY
@KenTJY 4 жыл бұрын
GK 0.o rare
@BallisticCucumber
@BallisticCucumber 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I would have a higher chance of living with getting hit by a bus like you would hit a fly with a flipflop. 🤣
@Glisten456
@Glisten456 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that even Mark admits that him in charge of saving our lives is terrifying is concerning.
@myname154
@myname154 4 жыл бұрын
That him In charge
@lucianocurti5419
@lucianocurti5419 4 жыл бұрын
Does he have another personality?
@ruohonleikkaaja
@ruohonleikkaaja 4 жыл бұрын
”I was trying to see if THEIR bodies could take it”
@marinfuller3894
@marinfuller3894 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: continuously chops his characters head off with helicopter blades
@blazingex7279
@blazingex7279 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier “I won’t play this even if you want me to” Alienware: Oh you will play it for us, by us promoting you
@thatonedude-6819
@thatonedude-6819 4 жыл бұрын
Alienware is such garbage, shitty mid tier computers for the price of a top tier pc Edit: my main point is they are overpriced, just a build a PC yourself. It’s not as hard as it sounds
@KayTheMoth
@KayTheMoth 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatonedude-6819 I don't use pc so I wouldn't know XD
@FS--ew3se
@FS--ew3se 4 жыл бұрын
@@KayTheMoth check prices
@KayTheMoth
@KayTheMoth 4 жыл бұрын
@@FS--ew3se ok
@JK-ei7wr
@JK-ei7wr 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatonedude-6819 to my understanding they’re fairly decent but _way_ overpriced, and you can build a PC that runs infinitely better for much less
@lemon75
@lemon75 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: The one man who spends 11 years getting a few people off an island less than half a mile away.
@point-five-oh6249
@point-five-oh6249 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like those people could've really just swam their way over there, or made a crude raft from trees if they were desperate enough... lol. It's not like the one guy was so injured that he was knocked flat on his ass.
@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube
@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh. That's the true reason they never got off Gilligan's Island, because Mark was in charge of rescuing them lol.
@alonewolf5469
@alonewolf5469 4 жыл бұрын
“I am in charge of your life” *Jumps off the boat and drowns*
@christianhdzm
@christianhdzm 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we're screwed
@MatthiasDrinksH20
@MatthiasDrinksH20 4 жыл бұрын
Flys into mountain
@TheGibusDemo
@TheGibusDemo 4 жыл бұрын
“If building a vehicle is as easy as building a human this should be easy” Me who has been playing since the train update: hoo boy, you’re in for a trip PS: the swimming controls got friggin murdered in the 1.00 update
@ScotSteam47
@ScotSteam47 3 жыл бұрын
The whole game got funked at "release". Its utter guff now
@highigartuat5011
@highigartuat5011 3 жыл бұрын
If you've ever used a pac3 camera in gmod, its literally no effort for 3rd person models. They didnt make proper viewmodels.
@Sunrise45803
@Sunrise45803 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life.” **I’m going to die**
@VADER06
@VADER06 4 жыл бұрын
crashes on the side of a hill x2 swims x1. Lesson is let mark save us with only a boat.
@OutrunningKarma
@OutrunningKarma 4 жыл бұрын
Scary right?
@sarcasmismymiddlename2802
@sarcasmismymiddlename2802 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Criticizes how the boat can’t go backward* The game: So you have chosen... *death*
@ShadowCeres
@ShadowCeres 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Is that a gun?” Me: “No, it’s called a helititty.”
@mousebee5568
@mousebee5568 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Roguekriger
@Roguekriger 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *throttles up to max angle* Thruster: *lights up like a christmas tree* Mark, making a literal :0 face: "HIT IT BABY"
@domhopper7402
@domhopper7402 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: “This game is easy” Mark: Brain does not compute
@ryansmith4688
@ryansmith4688 4 жыл бұрын
@@vladmir161 no
@otakusay4797
@otakusay4797 4 жыл бұрын
It took me half an hour to figure out this in your profile Is this a Springtrap nightmare?
@davidboss2160
@davidboss2160 4 жыл бұрын
watch him try to fly some of the harder to use coaxial heli's XD
@DirectionallyChallenged
@DirectionallyChallenged 4 жыл бұрын
Building working helicopters is hard.
@davidboss2160
@davidboss2160 4 жыл бұрын
@@DirectionallyChallenged i just use ones i find off of the workshop lol im too lazy to build anything of my own since the cool stuff is on the workshop
@simemie
@simemie 4 жыл бұрын
Mark tried to rescue everyone, but in the end, he was the one who needed rescuing. 😔
@Odysseus753BC
@Odysseus753BC 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm in charge of your life!" Me: *chuckles* "I'm in danger"
@meningitis123
@meningitis123 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read this comment Mark said it😂 it startled me a little
@adel0250
@adel0250 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I am in charge of *your* life" _starts preparing my funeral_
@SilentStorm54722
@SilentStorm54722 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I will never play this again, no matter what you say." Dell: "Oh, look, a *paid promotion* is just laying here."
@JeweledLove
@JeweledLove 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: makes Unus Annus references Everyone: _painful sobbing_
@chemelilm9513
@chemelilm9513 4 жыл бұрын
thé whole video was a reference because of the shirt he decided to wear haha....*sob*
@alexjackyperson101
@alexjackyperson101 4 жыл бұрын
don't be sad it gone, be happy it exists
@nyxx_0077
@nyxx_0077 4 жыл бұрын
wait where was it
@Emo.Squidward3
@Emo.Squidward3 4 жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy that was mark actually lol
@Sprizys
@Sprizys 4 жыл бұрын
what reference?
@speedracer0616
@speedracer0616 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier- "I will not play this game again." Alienware remembering Pogostuck- *ahem*
@DrayGon777
@DrayGon777 4 жыл бұрын
He did say no matter what WE say, but he didn't say he wouldn't play if sponsered. ;-D
@merlin2v
@merlin2v 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrayGon777 ok, who is the child of a CEO? we wish you to ask your parents for a little gift to your favorite creator :>
@sawahp8665
@sawahp8665 4 жыл бұрын
Alienware is CACKLING right now
@witnessme9141
@witnessme9141 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I gotta kill a boat." Me: "It'll be sleeping with the fishes."
@SkeleFilms
@SkeleFilms 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: You’re in good hands when you trust me Me: *laughs with fear*
@CybernerdShua
@CybernerdShua 4 жыл бұрын
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
@woteveruk1
@woteveruk1 4 жыл бұрын
considering how he he can barely save himself when ti comes to getting out the water the question isnt, are we going to die the question is who is going to die first, us or mark? lmao
@gidgetclaws6424
@gidgetclaws6424 4 жыл бұрын
@@woteveruk1 he's taking us down with him
@SkeleFilms
@SkeleFilms 4 жыл бұрын
@@woteveruk1 lel
@sawahp8665
@sawahp8665 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I’m in dAngEr
@s-aga
@s-aga 4 жыл бұрын
mark: hates the ocean mark: is in charge of rescuing people in the ocean hm..
@thegoodhunter3707
@thegoodhunter3707 4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News Hey bot, your coding boke or something? Cuz this isn't a PewDiePie video.
@w.a.s.d3058
@w.a.s.d3058 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegoodhunter3707 lol
@w.a.s.d3058
@w.a.s.d3058 4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News hehehe GO TO PEWDIEPIE THAN. Lol
@JestTTV
@JestTTV 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Your life is in my hands” Me after playing Heist w/ Markiplier last night: Yes, but no
@Zinvain
@Zinvain 4 жыл бұрын
Yesn't
@Northerncantaim
@Northerncantaim 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you did
@BobRossCat
@BobRossCat 4 жыл бұрын
@@Northerncantaim why?
@foxysailor652
@foxysailor652 4 жыл бұрын
@@Northerncantaim How would you know if they played or not?
@roger6908
@roger6908 4 жыл бұрын
the template is "well yes , but no"
@moonlightle3895
@moonlightle3895 3 жыл бұрын
That intro reminded me of the “My life is in the hands of an idiot!?” “No 2 idiots” also sorry if it’s not exact it’s been a while...obviously
@spooderman6312
@spooderman6312 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: im scared of the ocean Also him: plays ocean games
@Gamestararena
@Gamestararena 4 жыл бұрын
Hey bro, not self promotion but i made a clean cod video and I thought maybe you could leave a like and give me your opinion on it? 🙏 .
@sportshighlights8831
@sportshighlights8831 4 жыл бұрын
*Let’s see how many subs can I get off this comment* *Current: 290*
@結月-m4r
@結月-m4r 4 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone who can beat me in the fight? Only women between the ages of 1 and 5 and 90 to 100 years old. beat up everyone who came.
@結月-m4r
@結月-m4r 4 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone who can beat me in the fight? Only women between the ages of 1 and 5 and 90 to 100 years old. beat up everyone who came.
@kidssnyder9680
@kidssnyder9680 4 жыл бұрын
Same i hate the ocean but i still play SoT or sometimes subnautica
@SpiceTheKing_
@SpiceTheKing_ 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I got good hands, and your in good hands when you trust me" Allstate: "I don't think we can trust him"
@Itzspooker
@Itzspooker 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment how it reminded me of an Allstate commercial 🤣
@Thixquil
@Thixquil 4 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated comment, it needs more likes XD
@XNightRider107X
@XNightRider107X 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@erdemmemisyazici3950
@erdemmemisyazici3950 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Markiplier was pitching an insurance company for a minute like, "are you in good hands?"
@Beewitchedki
@Beewitchedki 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *waiting to be rescued* Mark: *continuously falls off of the dock, the ladder, and the boat whilst saving me* I’m SaVInG yOu iM nOT a nOOb
@plutoprojector1140
@plutoprojector1140 4 жыл бұрын
mark, driving away from the island: 'rescue this character to the hospital *located on the island* '
@wraith9276
@wraith9276 4 жыл бұрын
The sheer horror I experienced when Mark uttered the words "I'm in charge of saving you" will be enough to feed my sleep paralysis demon for weeks
@neonmole9453
@neonmole9453 4 жыл бұрын
If nothing else, a multiplayer episode with Mark, Jack, Bob and Wade would be hilarious
@DapperThorns
@DapperThorns 3 жыл бұрын
6:50 "how do people swim- this is not swimming by the way" **Thinks back to Ethan teaching Markiplier the butterfly stroke**
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life” Me: “Guess I’ll die”
@SituationNormalAint
@SituationNormalAint 4 жыл бұрын
Stop trying to get clout
@SituationNormalAint
@SituationNormalAint 4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News this isn't a pewds vid, i think u need to update the programming on ur bot dude
@worst1361
@worst1361 4 жыл бұрын
@@SituationNormalAint India bhabhi and other countries aunty 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@ThatKidARO
@ThatKidARO 4 жыл бұрын
@@SituationNormalAint she legit put a comment? How is this trying to get clout?
@moaPro
@moaPro 4 жыл бұрын
@@SituationNormalAint I guess content creators commenting on videos = trying to get clout?
@benjaminwelsh6626
@benjaminwelsh6626 4 жыл бұрын
"You're in good hands when you're with me" Mark is ready for your sponsorship All-State
@Azaleiii
@Azaleiii 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Aye what about helicopter? *gets in* Also Mark: Lemme get ou-- *s l i c e* Good game feature
@Jayberisk3793
@Jayberisk3793 4 жыл бұрын
A laughed at that for a solid minute
@KayTheMoth
@KayTheMoth 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jayberisk3793 nice profile pic
@Jayberisk3793
@Jayberisk3793 4 жыл бұрын
@@KayTheMoth yours too ;D
@Morten_Storvik
@Morten_Storvik 4 жыл бұрын
I *really* hope someone animates his attempts at taking off with the jet.
@fuzzyice9284
@fuzzyice9284 4 жыл бұрын
markiplier just trying to figure out how to play games without reading instructions is just the best thing
@Quantum-Bullet
@Quantum-Bullet 4 жыл бұрын
Especially if its an actually complex game with steep learning curve..
@jumbojubbo7496
@jumbojubbo7496 4 жыл бұрын
Boat: *"Mark, what is my purpose in life?"* Mark: "TO *REVERSE* B******TCH."
@squishymains4551
@squishymains4551 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@AngryBulldogGaming
@AngryBulldogGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: "I never customize my character i always go with default " me: Mmhmm
@TigerSaphire56
@TigerSaphire56 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he wanted to get away from the ocean, and yet the ocean still found him
@amanda3403
@amanda3403 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: you’re in good hands you can trust me Also mark: *struggles to climb ladders*
@blizzkitty2883
@blizzkitty2883 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *opens door* Random patient: "I will slide, but I will not be happy about it."
@bipbipletucha
@bipbipletucha 4 жыл бұрын
OLD MAN MCGUCKET SITTIN ON A BUCKET
@Ava-ry2cg
@Ava-ry2cg 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I am in charge of your life Me: *sweats nervously*
@Koda_Akiyama
@Koda_Akiyama 3 жыл бұрын
12:41 Mark so sad and confused at his boat leaving and his voice made me laugh so hard and nearly cry
@spaghetto1810
@spaghetto1810 4 жыл бұрын
All state: “Are you in good hands?” People watching Mark: “Oh GOD no...life insurance N O W”
@puttingmyphoneoncharge
@puttingmyphoneoncharge 4 жыл бұрын
for someone who hates the ocean, he plays quite a lot of ocean-themed games lmfao
@spooderman6312
@spooderman6312 4 жыл бұрын
He says he loves space but hardly plays space games 😂😂
@Joyful_StaR
@Joyful_StaR 4 жыл бұрын
Not because he's a masochist, he just wants to test his limits ^_^
@dontcallmesavage2060
@dontcallmesavage2060 4 жыл бұрын
He is a masochist.
@dustybusty3687
@dustybusty3687 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Give up. You dont want me there" Me: "I want you here Mark. Save me!"
@Ess_too
@Ess_too 3 жыл бұрын
And as look in the distance, you just see a plane crashing into the mountains.
@dustybusty3687
@dustybusty3687 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ess_too And as I look at the fires grow and engulf the plane I say "I'll just wait here mark. I don't think my bleeding is that bad" its actually pretty bad
@chickengod3957
@chickengod3957 3 жыл бұрын
Or let me die!! Either way is pretty cool it was just nice to see you!
@griffinbrown2870
@griffinbrown2870 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Scrolling Sees a new storm works video Realizes it’s from markiplier: Death has come to this game
@oliverfarley7552
@oliverfarley7552 3 жыл бұрын
In trying to see if nj commented
@Shrieqer
@Shrieqer 3 жыл бұрын
Good. This game is garbage. Advertised as a "rescue" game, but really it's just an engineer simulator that barely works.
@wyattd087
@wyattd087 2 жыл бұрын
@@Shrieqer you clearly have never played this game
@Leo-he3oo
@Leo-he3oo 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “This boat sucks!” God: *”And so do you.”*
@salmonella1486
@salmonella1486 4 жыл бұрын
**Lightning bolt**
@tragictoast3197
@tragictoast3197 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Your life is in my hands" Me: Wellll Fuck!
@maxineamelia7549
@maxineamelia7549 4 жыл бұрын
Pov: you're drowning when suddenly Wilford Motherloving Warstache with his double wide grundle hurtles towards you.
@DirectionallyChallenged
@DirectionallyChallenged 4 жыл бұрын
oh god... we're doomed
@bluelfsuma
@bluelfsuma 4 жыл бұрын
I embrace death, and swim down.
@rhondaelliott2558
@rhondaelliott2558 4 жыл бұрын
ME: doesn't get to do anything before he "tickles" me with his knife and I bleed out into the water
@emmaw.8212
@emmaw.8212 4 жыл бұрын
Just let me die
@woodenswordboy9676
@woodenswordboy9676 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Mark struggles to fly and sail for 20 minutes
@datboiBrooke
@datboiBrooke 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I don't know what multiplayer is like, but it's probably chaos" Me: You should play it with Bob and Wade
@justintimefordinner4902
@justintimefordinner4902 4 жыл бұрын
multiplayer is horrifying. there's three categories of stormworks players on multiplayer. the n00b who uses workshop creations, the guy who knows how to build but still kinda sucks and the pro who knows how to make recreations of SpaceX landings (that's not a joke I know people who have done it) I'm in between the second and third.
@roeland8632
@roeland8632 4 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see Bob and Wade mess with the workshop creations.
@sierrafox1779
@sierrafox1779 4 жыл бұрын
@@justintimefordinner4902 Ah, yes, Lucas made all kind of rockets that lands by themselves.
@ramisaj
@ramisaj 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: I wouldn’t trust Mark to rescue me. Me: Remember when he let go of Ethan in the ocean? 💀
@Austin-wf5uh
@Austin-wf5uh 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life!” Also Mark: *can’t get out of helicopter without decapitating himself*
@TheMerker1889
@TheMerker1889 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life!” Me: *Looks at his shirt* “Memento Mori...”
@kayquesada47
@kayquesada47 4 жыл бұрын
Not everyone is gonna understand this and thats the best pt
@rentation9223
@rentation9223 4 жыл бұрын
Persona 3 reference?
@kayquesada47
@kayquesada47 4 жыл бұрын
@@rentation9223 ur too late
@snasdance9092
@snasdance9092 3 жыл бұрын
@@kayquesada47 I understand. Rip unus annus
@jonaldjodonald1888
@jonaldjodonald1888 3 жыл бұрын
@@rentation9223 I am sorry, but no, young one.
@JeweledLove
@JeweledLove 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: "MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT!" Ethan: "Two idiots!"
@savedname9959
@savedname9959 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Glad I'm not the only one that thought that!
@hayden.A0
@hayden.A0 4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that's a reference to one of the Unus Annus videos?
@arloc357
@arloc357 4 жыл бұрын
@@hayden.A0 momento mori
@momococo884
@momococo884 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: can I pick you up? *starts drowning repeatedly* The ladder: *sad ladder noises* 6:40
@darkworrior1259
@darkworrior1259 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Im ganna rescue you" Me: "Mark, physically Im fine, as for my mental health, Don't. I prefer my madness"
@jamayamorrison9632
@jamayamorrison9632 4 жыл бұрын
unless he can heal my food poisoning then....
@xanmanskaggs216
@xanmanskaggs216 4 жыл бұрын
*rumbles in eldrich summoning*
@nickick8498
@nickick8498 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I wanna fly planes. Anything is better than the ocean!" 17:45
@bennettofficial9256
@bennettofficial9256 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is like that one person in the class who doesn’t know what they’re doing, but doing it wrong
@macklinillustration
@macklinillustration 4 жыл бұрын
Did we watch the same video?
@TheSwauzz
@TheSwauzz 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he did absolutely nothing correctly, but okay.
@kellencameron3191
@kellencameron3191 4 жыл бұрын
“With the craft I built with my own hands” Me: *remembers [REDACTED]* guess I’ll die
@oliverpohlproductions8291
@oliverpohlproductions8291 4 жыл бұрын
*Beep* U̸̧̨̧̢̢̠͉͈͙̩̦͔͔͎̖̲̩͖̲͓̫͖̝͖͍̱͚̭͎̙͚̬̩̥̣̞͈͚̰̤̮̮̣̗̠̜̲̥̰̝̪̬̅̓ͅͅͅn̸̡̢̨̨̢̢̜̣̫͖͍̳͖̣̤̲̻̪̩̼͎̮̝͇̠̺̬̖̞̼̮̫̮̼͙͈̼̤̼̼͖̬͚͚͛̀̅̔̇͑͆ų̴̨̡̩̙͍̲͍͔̙͍̮̩̟̗̤̠̯͚͚̘͙̙̜̞̦̜̦̮̪̗̰̗͇̬͚̲̆̿͋̈́̌̉̌͂͒̒͌̑̌̌̆̈̇̕̕͜͝͝ş̴̢̨̨̨̧̧̛͇̯̜͓̲̭̘̘̖͕͚̘̦̪̠̞̤̘̖̗̲̻̠̘̝̻͓̩̗̬͔͉̙̺̝͍̠̥̭̠̘̹̱̹̲̫̳̩̖̩̇̀͐̉͆̽̿̔́̾͌̂̍̓̓́͋̂́͛̉̾̏͗̆̍̓͂̏̊̄͂̈̓̐͘͜͝͝͝͝͠ ̷̧̢̨̨̢̛̛̣̯̤̹̠̣͖̰̳̦̬̺̫̖̮̮͈̬͔͈͎̣̝̲̥͔̻̞̖̤͓͓̖͔͍͕͈̤̺̗͓̘̪͎̬͓̦̭͇̘̜̍̇͊̇́̽̀̓̇̂̽͒͒̏̀̉̃̆̆͑̐͌̈͊̐̏̂̃̍͗̍̀̈́̿͑̋̽̃͗̍̔̒̽̂̂̂͐̀̂͌̿̂̕̚͘̚̕͜͠͝ͅͅͅÀ̵̧͍͕͕̬̗̠̭̠̯̘̫̼̱͖̯̰͎̟͖̰͙͙̱̰͖̰͉͙̰̖̙̬́͛̓̓̓͜͜͜͜͠ṋ̶̢̢̧̧̛̛̟̠̱̙͚̮̙̹̹̪̞̦̰̖̻̦̥̟̺̘̗̜̗͙͚̗̰̪̘̮̖̼̭̲͔̱̭̼̝̼͍̞̘̫̖̯̳̻̯̩͇̫́͒͊͌͑͌͛̌̑̔͗̀͌̀̓̔̈́̋̿͋̕̕͜͝͠ͅͅn̶͎̭̭̻̖͆̋̇̂̐̇̉͊͂̍̀̔̓̆̉͑̾̌̏̂̂͐͋̋͑̾̆̅̄́̀̑̽̑͂̌̿͑̐̋̚̕͘͘̕͠͝ų̸̧̧̛̣̳͎̬̰̱̣̟͙͕͚͍̻̻̤̲̬̱͎͕͙̒̍̎̅͐́̎̾͒̇̃̕̕͘͘͜s̷̢̨̡̢̧̧̢̩̳̳͇̗̗̖̝͉̱̬̞̬̥̬͙͉͈̩̖̗̞̻̙͕͈̞̱̭̥̬̤͈͓̹̜͈̬͕̪͖̻̪̻̜̞͉͉̱͍͝͝ͅ
@ack434
@ack434 4 жыл бұрын
He even kept the shirt from *_[̷̢̺̞͕̱͚͚̥͇̙͕̗̯̖̀̓̅͌͛͗͋̉͋̑͜͝Ṟ̷̛̯͉̥͖̲̲̤͉̘̣̇̾͂̽̀̀͜͠Ë̷̢͎͓̹́͑͋́͐͊̔̔̀͂͂̃͝͝͝D̸̨͖͕͓̣̣̖̖̙͉͎͛A̸͖̦͚͗͛̔̉͊̎͛̽̀̚͝Ċ̸̥̗͌́́̂͂́̂͊̚Ṫ̴̢̡̧̝̝̰͚͍̘͙̣̣͊͛͒̆̎͗̃̈́͂̕͘͜͠͝E̸̡̪̻͓̠͇͕̯͉͕̹̤̘̪̓͂̿̆̓͌̀͗̕͝͠ͅD̵̢̢̟̱̿͐̓]̵̧̡̡̤̠̤̫̬̺̣̖̯̝͗̔̈́̏͜_*
@raraysaya
@raraysaya 4 жыл бұрын
I did not think "You could palm that whole grundle!" would be a sentence that I would ever hear. lmao wtf Mark.
@wintersnow9085
@wintersnow9085 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I am in charge of your life, scary right?" Me: Yes, I am going to die!
@terriblegoatman826
@terriblegoatman826 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *hits helicopter with plane* Also mark: why isn't this helicopter flying perfectly straight and smooth
@VioVanHelsing
@VioVanHelsing 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait, you don't know how to fly a helicopter?" "THEN WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THE--"
@SpiceTheKing_
@SpiceTheKing_ 4 жыл бұрын
Allstate: "Are you in good... Mark: Let me stop you right there
@XNightRider107X
@XNightRider107X 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paigebarker22
@paigebarker22 4 жыл бұрын
5 minutes in and 5 mental breakdowns later... “Where’s the fire? In your loins?!?”
@thedyingandroid2480
@thedyingandroid2480 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *randomizes* “That’s not too bad.” Me: *sees the mutton chops* “No! Too much like Micah Bell!”
@masterjames2627
@masterjames2627 4 жыл бұрын
*MICAH!*
@therianprincess4902
@therianprincess4902 4 жыл бұрын
My dumbass, hungry self just read that as Taco Bell. For fuck's sake.
@bearskeletor7411
@bearskeletor7411 4 жыл бұрын
You're dying black lung
@Skreero
@Skreero 4 жыл бұрын
WHAAT?!
@diekedrake
@diekedrake 4 жыл бұрын
You're a waste of space
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 4 жыл бұрын
In this video: Mark saves two people, then struggles with controls and dies several times.
@abumwiththedrip
@abumwiththedrip 4 жыл бұрын
This game is 50% confusion, 35% yelling, 5% enjoyment, and 10% paintable signs.
@turbopanda7012
@turbopanda7012 4 жыл бұрын
you forgot that confusion is supposed to say "bugs"
@abumwiththedrip
@abumwiththedrip 4 жыл бұрын
@@turbopanda7012 true
@MaddyN65
@MaddyN65 3 жыл бұрын
him and lixian can literally make anything funny i swear
@AshlynOne
@AshlynOne 4 жыл бұрын
"Engine temp is hot." *Literally the average temperature of a GPU at resting.* Mark...are you aware that engines can get VERY hot? Like...triple that temperature?
@AshlynOne
@AshlynOne 3 жыл бұрын
@Jeremiah Cash Oh jeez I hadn't realized. Thank you for clarifying, I thought he was really out on the ocean in a boat rescuing people from natural disasters. Holy shit I was so cared for him. I truly can't believe I couldn't see the error of my ways and realize that the real world isn't made of polygons. Woe is me.
@lieselbrehmer
@lieselbrehmer 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was on *scrub island* ”
@sierrafox1779
@sierrafox1779 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the outpost is named after an old member of the Stormworks Community, Beginner. It’s not an island for beginner players, it’s an island for THE player Beginner...
@Toby_meow
@Toby_meow 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I don’t customize Also mark during the beginning of this:
@midnight1274
@midnight1274 3 жыл бұрын
Being an experienced stormworker this made me laugh so many times XD
@LanthorTheMortal
@LanthorTheMortal 4 жыл бұрын
Wilford Warfstache is here to save you all and find Slenderman.
@ish030
@ish030 4 жыл бұрын
D'good old days
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