Me waiting to be rescued: **sees multiple explosions in the distance** Also me: Boy, I sure hope that guy is okay. He’ll be rescued soon.
@RazerTheDuck3 жыл бұрын
*physics FPS proceeds to die*
@crunchybro1233 жыл бұрын
*game kills your computer*
@CommanderAlscrimp2 жыл бұрын
@@crunchybro123 get a better computer than
@CASA-dy4vs Жыл бұрын
@@CommanderAlscrimpI swear every time someone tries to be cool and say something so obvious that the original person said. They always somehow F up in spelling liek it’s unbelievable.
@CommanderAlscrimp Жыл бұрын
@@CASA-dy4vs (like)
@code_koriel4 жыл бұрын
Fans: "I would let mark rescue me" Mark: "So you have chosen death."
@rachalwithana4 жыл бұрын
either scenario sounds like a win to me
@lichboi6404 жыл бұрын
"Peace was never an option."
@Flint_Inferno4 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 I appreciate your post...but it was hard to understand...
@technoraver994 жыл бұрын
@@Flint_Inferno it was really hard to develop it. anyways. thanks for reading
@gianniavido22894 жыл бұрын
@@rachalwithana I really hope you're just being edgy, this is the second time i read something concerning in less than an hour :/ Hope you're in a decent place, both phisically and mentally
@tetrafuse30964 жыл бұрын
Markiplier *Rescuer of the Year* -Crashed 2 Eurofighters to a mountain -Crashed 1 Eurofighter to the sea -Died 5 times to Helicopter blades, drowning and explosion
@MatthiasDrinksH204 жыл бұрын
Attacked injured man with fire extinguisher
@t-kms4 жыл бұрын
The WALL
@fireflyfox934 жыл бұрын
Success.
@justintimefordinner49024 жыл бұрын
nah the eurofighter is built poorly. nobody has used it in years. the workshop is what everyone uses
@dawgery3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this. You're stranded on an island with your raft on fire, and you see the rescue vehicle, which beaches itself twice, then starts slowly spinning at about one mile per hour, before finally docking. Then, the rescuer starts running at the lowest possible speed with a fire extinguisher. When he finally gets there, he randomly starts spraying you and your friend (who are very clearly not on fire,) with the fire extinguisher. Only then does he finally put out the fire in your boat. Then, he heals you, still running at the speed of a washing machine with an uneven load, and takes you to the docks, before he jumps into the water, and starts drowning...
@GodsReaperMan2 жыл бұрын
ROTFL!!! OH wow, I can NOT stop laughing at this!!! Perfect explanation here too, LOVE IT!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
@ricemckrispy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’d trust that guy
@EthanMeatan Жыл бұрын
@@ricemckrispy absolutely, with my life
@DggamerK10 ай бұрын
holy fuckinbg shit im losing it
@frealyric56748 ай бұрын
sounds like my usual dream
@JadeTheorist39424 жыл бұрын
*Heist with Markiplier: "THEN WHY DID YOU PICK A HELICOPTER IF YOU DID'NT KNOW HOW TO FLY IT?"*
@nerdp84694 жыл бұрын
Me: *because i thought it was cool!*
@ripplestorm48224 жыл бұрын
I’m so mad that you beat me to this good job lol
@olomarcakes4 жыл бұрын
@Connor Dean spitting straight facts
@limitlessgamer74704 жыл бұрын
then it showed a "who killed markiplier" reference
@weena99973 жыл бұрын
@Connor Dean tap on his profile and see he’s always been doing this in comments
@bloomishere30954 жыл бұрын
Lady: “MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT” Ethan: “two idiots”
@naomiparkinson25884 жыл бұрын
@Singers News that's just sad.
@saturnwhale4 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@urlefttoenail4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News Why are there so many robots on youtube
@qdshuck4 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@ratedsforsisters27174 жыл бұрын
Two idiots is how I would describe me and my new friend and he agreed when I said it.
@RazeNexerion4 жыл бұрын
Mark rescuing someone from a disaster is like a tornado rescuing a house from a hurricane.
@krithikavinod88444 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna steal this I cannot stop laughing at this-
@Meepoth4 жыл бұрын
Have your way with me
@kuba890p4 жыл бұрын
L
@smexyadventures75734 жыл бұрын
A true hero that helps us with our dreams then they come true.
@GaelAmastacia4 жыл бұрын
Mark hitting his afterburner and screaming as he immediately crashes into a mountainside is the perfect video review for this game.
@MrDwarfpitcher3 жыл бұрын
I thought Mark sees the mountain Surely he will taxi onto the runway and then take off *sees mark switch up full throttle on the get go* Oh boy
@General_Taylor3 жыл бұрын
Do you guys even play Stormworks? It's so fun!
@boomandalpha2 жыл бұрын
@@General_Taylor I do i mildly cringed at him trying to fly the preset vehicles then preceded to laugh
@venesastubbings30582 жыл бұрын
I see you
@558797642 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even use custom mode on this part you freaking as****
@josephemerson48964 жыл бұрын
voice from beyond: "im here to save you!!" the survivors: "hooray!!" Markiplier(the voice): "its me, Markiplier!" survivors: "well we might survive..." Markiplier: "in a craft that i built!" survivors: "we're doomed!"
@sarahvanrooyen72804 жыл бұрын
Lol
@OtterWidit4 жыл бұрын
Love a good comment joke, makes my day.
@MinecrafterK3N4 жыл бұрын
This gives me Hellsing Ultimate Abridged memories
@not_quiteknown4 жыл бұрын
More forest pls mark
@OneTopic4 жыл бұрын
I would let Mark rescue me at sea. 💜
@mistermcqueenofficial15124 жыл бұрын
XD
@Lil_Warrior_Princess4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God OT?
@Gekk-rx7nv4 жыл бұрын
Hi one topic
@mykneesarebees72424 жыл бұрын
Gae
@ipsharoy73984 жыл бұрын
@UCgApYRLcc7WWvCZ7Yo6Eyyg and what is the problem with that?
@ValerieBuhl4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being rescued at sea and the rescue person just full on LEAPS with you, from the dock ,on their back to try and jump into the boat just to miss and you start drowning in the water as you bob to the boat.
@Alb4104 жыл бұрын
"Im not a masochist" Mark: Plays almost every simulator game without looking at the very important controls.
@marshalldoesshitz42884 жыл бұрын
I don't think thats what a masochist is lol
@erk23114 жыл бұрын
@@marshalldoesshitz4288 depends. If he suffers from not knowing what to do it could be
@marshalldoesshitz42884 жыл бұрын
@@erk2311 yeah.
@samuelbutton71854 жыл бұрын
@@marshalldoesshitz4288 Then he must be a sadist. He causes pain to all who read directions
@marshalldoesshitz42884 жыл бұрын
@@samuelbutton7185 yeah that's what I was thinking
@Jsayyyyy4 жыл бұрын
Afraid of oceans... plays ocean based game. “I’m not a masochist.”- Markiplier 2020
@CmdrWinters4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2021. Did Mark say that last year?
@thepersonnooneknows4 жыл бұрын
@@CmdrWinters yes. It was an unus annus thing.
@sundayrse4 жыл бұрын
2021*
@brandonrutkowski27934 жыл бұрын
@@sundayrse To be fair, 2020 has a really nice ring to it... of course that was probably the only nice thing about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@gahadwael55574 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the videos of unus annus man good old times
@SpoopySquid4 жыл бұрын
"You are being rescued. Please do not resist." - Markiplier
@justlixian2934 жыл бұрын
sounds like american police to me
@chrisweiss8124 жыл бұрын
- K2SO*
@Puppies03b3eleyyBalenciaga4 жыл бұрын
"Sir, please survive or we will be forced to open fire."
@liliowen21327 ай бұрын
Do not be alarmed, this is a kindness. - Handbots
@Gabbie.xoxoxo4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “You’re in good hands when you trust me” Bob and Wade: *Remembers the bridges he built*
@merakiproductions14034 жыл бұрын
....ldem
@lilweirdo25244 жыл бұрын
Yesddd
@lilweirdo25244 жыл бұрын
Yesssss**
@sanicinapanic42644 жыл бұрын
@Singers News Are you a bot
@Holakokusz4 жыл бұрын
This is just accurate
@zxmbiemxmmy4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier 2014: "IM GONNA KILL A PIECE OF BREAD" Markiplier 2021: "IM GONNA KILL A BOAT"
@MrEggBoi3 жыл бұрын
Nothing has changed :)
@mathias63693 жыл бұрын
@@MrEggBoi he is advancing
@Bradthepagan182 жыл бұрын
Dear god, it has gained evolution
@goldgamer67964 жыл бұрын
When the one who's supposed to be rescuing is the one getting rescued after 10 plane crashes
@johngarland43384 жыл бұрын
@Dyno Playz 2.0 There has yet to be a case of a human living for over 150 years.
@GDNashit4 жыл бұрын
@Dyno Playz 2.0 how much u will live if you keep self promoting: ❌ 1000 years ☑️ 0 years
@politepineapple76834 жыл бұрын
@Dyno Playz 2.0 what is this “subskription” you speak of? I only know subscription.
@Smells114 жыл бұрын
Someone: dying Mark: stop it, just stop
@ToughestHentaiMaster4 жыл бұрын
Yes please stop these comments
@DosTheSecond4 жыл бұрын
no one like this mans comment. Its perfect the way it is
@scuffedarib32304 жыл бұрын
Mark is honestly the most fake youtuber on the platform. He makes horrid content that his stupid idiotic little fans like. I hope he stops making KZbin videos and realizes how bad he is.
@ToughestHentaiMaster4 жыл бұрын
@@scuffedarib3230 sure he's not a great KZbinr but he is better than plenty of other trash KZbinrs or douchetubers
@Smells114 жыл бұрын
@@scuffedarib3230 Jesus Christ where the hell did this come from?! I really like marks stuff I was just joking!
@PhoenixBorealis4 жыл бұрын
Q: Who killed Markiplier? A: Whoever heard him shouting, "Oh my God, kill me! Kill me! Everyone kill me!" and decided to take him up on it.
@tjas_4 жыл бұрын
Wilford Warfstache wants to know your location
@experimentsgonewrong25893 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@maispiegel74744 жыл бұрын
i feel like everyone knows that, every time mark plays games like this, its gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, but especially chaotic
@XNightRider107X4 жыл бұрын
Bro that is so true
@rangga11884 жыл бұрын
Mark : Struggle to fly helicopter. Also mark : Try to fly a fucking jet instead.
@LegendsofSolComics4 жыл бұрын
*whispers* hail hydra
@boxcarz4 жыл бұрын
Jets are significantly easier to fly than helicopters.
@ddan19984 жыл бұрын
@@boxcarz for some reason I think so too
@Angel51WolfintheMist4 жыл бұрын
Jets are simple compared to helicopters
@Angel51WolfintheMist4 жыл бұрын
Jets are just faster piston aircraft. Helicopters are a balancing game
@agentredfalcon29784 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna play this again dont ask" Ok but like this would be PERFECT if you Bob and wade played it since its multiplayer.....
@ripplestorm48224 жыл бұрын
True tho
@waynebrown85274 жыл бұрын
He played it?
@fishcustard89464 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO I beg you
@malicocat4 жыл бұрын
that would be so funny omg
@michaelmonstar42763 жыл бұрын
I think he overlooked that possibility. I think the chance of it happening is low, but there is potential. - I remember them playing this game called 'Unturned', which (if you don't know) is this free zombie-apocalypse survival-game with very simplistic graphics and mechanics and all. But it was hilarious. Watch it if you haven't. But I think we'll sooner see 'Valheim' pop up, as it's skyrocketing in popularity and I just noticed Bob already having played it in the side-bar, and no doubt Wade has played it. I don't know, I also would prefer to see this game, as it's so goofy and silly and not something popular. But anyway... Mark's just digging through silly one-off games, it seems, so...
@laurenpinkiepie86634 жыл бұрын
Game devs: Go back to your beginner outpost first timer. Mark: *_And I took that personally._*
@fakmwah10yearsago864 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: I'm in charge of your life Ethan: Hmm first time?
@itstubbeboi88314 жыл бұрын
Yes
@soursweets11404 жыл бұрын
Omg is this a [REDACTED] reference?
@salmonella14864 жыл бұрын
@@soursweets1140 I think so, yes. It was that video in the escape room lol
@cohensmith61004 жыл бұрын
@@soursweets1140 lol [REDACTED] was my favorite im sad i only found out ten days before death bht ppl reuploaded everything so not that sad
@cohensmith61004 жыл бұрын
@Chris hasexploded I agree but think of it as people sharing memories and telling stories
@HoV3264 жыл бұрын
Mark: "You're in good hands when you trust me." Me: *(Surgeon Simulator flashbacks)* I'll take my chances...
@KenTJY4 жыл бұрын
GK 0.o rare
@BallisticCucumber4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I would have a higher chance of living with getting hit by a bus like you would hit a fly with a flipflop. 🤣
@Glisten4564 жыл бұрын
The fact that even Mark admits that him in charge of saving our lives is terrifying is concerning.
@myname1544 жыл бұрын
That him In charge
@lucianocurti54194 жыл бұрын
Does he have another personality?
@ruohonleikkaaja4 жыл бұрын
”I was trying to see if THEIR bodies could take it”
@marinfuller38943 жыл бұрын
Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: continuously chops his characters head off with helicopter blades
@blazingex72794 жыл бұрын
Markiplier “I won’t play this even if you want me to” Alienware: Oh you will play it for us, by us promoting you
@thatonedude-68194 жыл бұрын
Alienware is such garbage, shitty mid tier computers for the price of a top tier pc Edit: my main point is they are overpriced, just a build a PC yourself. It’s not as hard as it sounds
@KayTheMoth4 жыл бұрын
@@thatonedude-6819 I don't use pc so I wouldn't know XD
@FS--ew3se4 жыл бұрын
@@KayTheMoth check prices
@KayTheMoth4 жыл бұрын
@@FS--ew3se ok
@JK-ei7wr4 жыл бұрын
@@thatonedude-6819 to my understanding they’re fairly decent but _way_ overpriced, and you can build a PC that runs infinitely better for much less
@lemon754 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: The one man who spends 11 years getting a few people off an island less than half a mile away.
@point-five-oh62494 жыл бұрын
I feel like those people could've really just swam their way over there, or made a crude raft from trees if they were desperate enough... lol. It's not like the one guy was so injured that he was knocked flat on his ass.
@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube4 жыл бұрын
Ahh. That's the true reason they never got off Gilligan's Island, because Mark was in charge of rescuing them lol.
@alonewolf54694 жыл бұрын
“I am in charge of your life” *Jumps off the boat and drowns*
@christianhdzm4 жыл бұрын
Well, we're screwed
@MatthiasDrinksH204 жыл бұрын
Flys into mountain
@TheGibusDemo4 жыл бұрын
“If building a vehicle is as easy as building a human this should be easy” Me who has been playing since the train update: hoo boy, you’re in for a trip PS: the swimming controls got friggin murdered in the 1.00 update
@ScotSteam473 жыл бұрын
The whole game got funked at "release". Its utter guff now
@highigartuat50113 жыл бұрын
If you've ever used a pac3 camera in gmod, its literally no effort for 3rd person models. They didnt make proper viewmodels.
@Sunrise458034 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life.” **I’m going to die**
@VADER064 жыл бұрын
crashes on the side of a hill x2 swims x1. Lesson is let mark save us with only a boat.
@OutrunningKarma4 жыл бұрын
Scary right?
@sarcasmismymiddlename28024 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Criticizes how the boat can’t go backward* The game: So you have chosen... *death*
@ShadowCeres4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Is that a gun?” Me: “No, it’s called a helititty.”
@mousebee55684 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Roguekriger3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *throttles up to max angle* Thruster: *lights up like a christmas tree* Mark, making a literal :0 face: "HIT IT BABY"
@domhopper74024 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: “This game is easy” Mark: Brain does not compute
@ryansmith46884 жыл бұрын
@@vladmir161 no
@otakusay47974 жыл бұрын
It took me half an hour to figure out this in your profile Is this a Springtrap nightmare?
@davidboss21604 жыл бұрын
watch him try to fly some of the harder to use coaxial heli's XD
@DirectionallyChallenged4 жыл бұрын
Building working helicopters is hard.
@davidboss21604 жыл бұрын
@@DirectionallyChallenged i just use ones i find off of the workshop lol im too lazy to build anything of my own since the cool stuff is on the workshop
@simemie4 жыл бұрын
Mark tried to rescue everyone, but in the end, he was the one who needed rescuing. 😔
@Odysseus753BC4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm in charge of your life!" Me: *chuckles* "I'm in danger"
@meningitis1234 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read this comment Mark said it😂 it startled me a little
@adel02504 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I am in charge of *your* life" _starts preparing my funeral_
@SilentStorm547224 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I will never play this again, no matter what you say." Dell: "Oh, look, a *paid promotion* is just laying here."
@JeweledLove4 жыл бұрын
Mark: makes Unus Annus references Everyone: _painful sobbing_
@chemelilm95134 жыл бұрын
thé whole video was a reference because of the shirt he decided to wear haha....*sob*
@alexjackyperson1014 жыл бұрын
don't be sad it gone, be happy it exists
@nyxx_00774 жыл бұрын
wait where was it
@Emo.Squidward34 жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy that was mark actually lol
@Sprizys4 жыл бұрын
what reference?
@speedracer06164 жыл бұрын
Markiplier- "I will not play this game again." Alienware remembering Pogostuck- *ahem*
@DrayGon7774 жыл бұрын
He did say no matter what WE say, but he didn't say he wouldn't play if sponsered. ;-D
@merlin2v4 жыл бұрын
@@DrayGon777 ok, who is the child of a CEO? we wish you to ask your parents for a little gift to your favorite creator :>
@sawahp86654 жыл бұрын
Alienware is CACKLING right now
@witnessme91414 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I gotta kill a boat." Me: "It'll be sleeping with the fishes."
@SkeleFilms4 жыл бұрын
Mark: You’re in good hands when you trust me Me: *laughs with fear*
@CybernerdShua4 жыл бұрын
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
@woteveruk14 жыл бұрын
considering how he he can barely save himself when ti comes to getting out the water the question isnt, are we going to die the question is who is going to die first, us or mark? lmao
@gidgetclaws64244 жыл бұрын
@@woteveruk1 he's taking us down with him
@SkeleFilms4 жыл бұрын
@@woteveruk1 lel
@sawahp86654 жыл бұрын
Haha I’m in dAngEr
@s-aga4 жыл бұрын
mark: hates the ocean mark: is in charge of rescuing people in the ocean hm..
@thegoodhunter37074 жыл бұрын
@Singers News Hey bot, your coding boke or something? Cuz this isn't a PewDiePie video.
@w.a.s.d30584 жыл бұрын
@@thegoodhunter3707 lol
@w.a.s.d30584 жыл бұрын
@Singers News hehehe GO TO PEWDIEPIE THAN. Lol
@JestTTV4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Your life is in my hands” Me after playing Heist w/ Markiplier last night: Yes, but no
@Zinvain4 жыл бұрын
Yesn't
@Northerncantaim4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you did
@BobRossCat4 жыл бұрын
@@Northerncantaim why?
@foxysailor6524 жыл бұрын
@@Northerncantaim How would you know if they played or not?
@roger69084 жыл бұрын
the template is "well yes , but no"
@moonlightle38953 жыл бұрын
That intro reminded me of the “My life is in the hands of an idiot!?” “No 2 idiots” also sorry if it’s not exact it’s been a while...obviously
@spooderman63124 жыл бұрын
Mark: im scared of the ocean Also him: plays ocean games
@Gamestararena4 жыл бұрын
Hey bro, not self promotion but i made a clean cod video and I thought maybe you could leave a like and give me your opinion on it? 🙏 .
@sportshighlights88314 жыл бұрын
*Let’s see how many subs can I get off this comment* *Current: 290*
@結月-m4r4 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone who can beat me in the fight? Only women between the ages of 1 and 5 and 90 to 100 years old. beat up everyone who came.
@結月-m4r4 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone who can beat me in the fight? Only women between the ages of 1 and 5 and 90 to 100 years old. beat up everyone who came.
@kidssnyder96804 жыл бұрын
Same i hate the ocean but i still play SoT or sometimes subnautica
@SpiceTheKing_4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I got good hands, and your in good hands when you trust me" Allstate: "I don't think we can trust him"
@Itzspooker4 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment how it reminded me of an Allstate commercial 🤣
@Thixquil4 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated comment, it needs more likes XD
@XNightRider107X4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@erdemmemisyazici39504 жыл бұрын
I thought Markiplier was pitching an insurance company for a minute like, "are you in good hands?"
@Beewitchedki3 жыл бұрын
Me: *waiting to be rescued* Mark: *continuously falls off of the dock, the ladder, and the boat whilst saving me* I’m SaVInG yOu iM nOT a nOOb
@plutoprojector11404 жыл бұрын
mark, driving away from the island: 'rescue this character to the hospital *located on the island* '
@wraith92764 жыл бұрын
The sheer horror I experienced when Mark uttered the words "I'm in charge of saving you" will be enough to feed my sleep paralysis demon for weeks
@neonmole94534 жыл бұрын
If nothing else, a multiplayer episode with Mark, Jack, Bob and Wade would be hilarious
@DapperThorns3 жыл бұрын
6:50 "how do people swim- this is not swimming by the way" **Thinks back to Ethan teaching Markiplier the butterfly stroke**
@Gabbie.xoxoxo4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life” Me: “Guess I’ll die”
@SituationNormalAint4 жыл бұрын
Stop trying to get clout
@SituationNormalAint4 жыл бұрын
@Singers News this isn't a pewds vid, i think u need to update the programming on ur bot dude
@worst13614 жыл бұрын
@@SituationNormalAint India bhabhi and other countries aunty 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@ThatKidARO4 жыл бұрын
@@SituationNormalAint she legit put a comment? How is this trying to get clout?
@moaPro4 жыл бұрын
@@SituationNormalAint I guess content creators commenting on videos = trying to get clout?
@benjaminwelsh66264 жыл бұрын
"You're in good hands when you're with me" Mark is ready for your sponsorship All-State
@Azaleiii4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Aye what about helicopter? *gets in* Also Mark: Lemme get ou-- *s l i c e* Good game feature
@Jayberisk37934 жыл бұрын
A laughed at that for a solid minute
@KayTheMoth4 жыл бұрын
@@Jayberisk3793 nice profile pic
@Jayberisk37934 жыл бұрын
@@KayTheMoth yours too ;D
@Morten_Storvik4 жыл бұрын
I *really* hope someone animates his attempts at taking off with the jet.
@fuzzyice92844 жыл бұрын
markiplier just trying to figure out how to play games without reading instructions is just the best thing
@Quantum-Bullet4 жыл бұрын
Especially if its an actually complex game with steep learning curve..
@jumbojubbo74964 жыл бұрын
Boat: *"Mark, what is my purpose in life?"* Mark: "TO *REVERSE* B******TCH."
@squishymains45514 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@AngryBulldogGaming4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: "I never customize my character i always go with default " me: Mmhmm
@TigerSaphire563 жыл бұрын
I like how he wanted to get away from the ocean, and yet the ocean still found him
@amanda34034 жыл бұрын
Mark: you’re in good hands you can trust me Also mark: *struggles to climb ladders*
@blizzkitty28834 жыл бұрын
Mark: *opens door* Random patient: "I will slide, but I will not be happy about it."
@bipbipletucha4 жыл бұрын
OLD MAN MCGUCKET SITTIN ON A BUCKET
@Ava-ry2cg4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I am in charge of your life Me: *sweats nervously*
@Koda_Akiyama3 жыл бұрын
12:41 Mark so sad and confused at his boat leaving and his voice made me laugh so hard and nearly cry
@spaghetto18104 жыл бұрын
All state: “Are you in good hands?” People watching Mark: “Oh GOD no...life insurance N O W”
@puttingmyphoneoncharge4 жыл бұрын
for someone who hates the ocean, he plays quite a lot of ocean-themed games lmfao
@spooderman63124 жыл бұрын
He says he loves space but hardly plays space games 😂😂
@Joyful_StaR4 жыл бұрын
Not because he's a masochist, he just wants to test his limits ^_^
@dontcallmesavage20604 жыл бұрын
He is a masochist.
@dustybusty36874 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Give up. You dont want me there" Me: "I want you here Mark. Save me!"
@Ess_too3 жыл бұрын
And as look in the distance, you just see a plane crashing into the mountains.
@dustybusty36873 жыл бұрын
@@Ess_too And as I look at the fires grow and engulf the plane I say "I'll just wait here mark. I don't think my bleeding is that bad" its actually pretty bad
@chickengod39573 жыл бұрын
Or let me die!! Either way is pretty cool it was just nice to see you!
@griffinbrown28704 жыл бұрын
Me: Scrolling Sees a new storm works video Realizes it’s from markiplier: Death has come to this game
@oliverfarley75523 жыл бұрын
In trying to see if nj commented
@Shrieqer3 жыл бұрын
Good. This game is garbage. Advertised as a "rescue" game, but really it's just an engineer simulator that barely works.
@wyattd0872 жыл бұрын
@@Shrieqer you clearly have never played this game
@Leo-he3oo4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “This boat sucks!” God: *”And so do you.”*
@salmonella14864 жыл бұрын
**Lightning bolt**
@tragictoast31974 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Your life is in my hands" Me: Wellll Fuck!
@maxineamelia75494 жыл бұрын
Pov: you're drowning when suddenly Wilford Motherloving Warstache with his double wide grundle hurtles towards you.
@DirectionallyChallenged4 жыл бұрын
oh god... we're doomed
@bluelfsuma4 жыл бұрын
I embrace death, and swim down.
@rhondaelliott25584 жыл бұрын
ME: doesn't get to do anything before he "tickles" me with his knife and I bleed out into the water
@emmaw.82124 жыл бұрын
Just let me die
@woodenswordboy96763 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Mark struggles to fly and sail for 20 minutes
@datboiBrooke4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I don't know what multiplayer is like, but it's probably chaos" Me: You should play it with Bob and Wade
@justintimefordinner49024 жыл бұрын
multiplayer is horrifying. there's three categories of stormworks players on multiplayer. the n00b who uses workshop creations, the guy who knows how to build but still kinda sucks and the pro who knows how to make recreations of SpaceX landings (that's not a joke I know people who have done it) I'm in between the second and third.
@roeland86324 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see Bob and Wade mess with the workshop creations.
@sierrafox17794 жыл бұрын
@@justintimefordinner4902 Ah, yes, Lucas made all kind of rockets that lands by themselves.
@ramisaj4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: I wouldn’t trust Mark to rescue me. Me: Remember when he let go of Ethan in the ocean? 💀
@Austin-wf5uh4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life!” Also Mark: *can’t get out of helicopter without decapitating himself*
@TheMerker18894 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I am in charge of your life!” Me: *Looks at his shirt* “Memento Mori...”
@kayquesada474 жыл бұрын
Not everyone is gonna understand this and thats the best pt
@rentation92234 жыл бұрын
Persona 3 reference?
@kayquesada474 жыл бұрын
@@rentation9223 ur too late
@snasdance90923 жыл бұрын
@@kayquesada47 I understand. Rip unus annus
@jonaldjodonald18883 жыл бұрын
@@rentation9223 I am sorry, but no, young one.
@JeweledLove4 жыл бұрын
Girl: "MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT!" Ethan: "Two idiots!"
@savedname99594 жыл бұрын
Lol. Glad I'm not the only one that thought that!
@hayden.A04 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that's a reference to one of the Unus Annus videos?
@arloc3574 жыл бұрын
@@hayden.A0 momento mori
@momococo8844 жыл бұрын
Mark: can I pick you up? *starts drowning repeatedly* The ladder: *sad ladder noises* 6:40
@darkworrior12594 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Im ganna rescue you" Me: "Mark, physically Im fine, as for my mental health, Don't. I prefer my madness"
@jamayamorrison96324 жыл бұрын
unless he can heal my food poisoning then....
@xanmanskaggs2164 жыл бұрын
*rumbles in eldrich summoning*
@nickick84983 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I wanna fly planes. Anything is better than the ocean!" 17:45
@bennettofficial92564 жыл бұрын
Mark is like that one person in the class who doesn’t know what they’re doing, but doing it wrong
@macklinillustration4 жыл бұрын
Did we watch the same video?
@TheSwauzz4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he did absolutely nothing correctly, but okay.
@kellencameron31914 жыл бұрын
“With the craft I built with my own hands” Me: *remembers [REDACTED]* guess I’ll die
He even kept the shirt from *_[̷̢̺̞͕̱͚͚̥͇̙͕̗̯̖̀̓̅͌͛͗͋̉͋̑͜͝Ṟ̷̛̯͉̥͖̲̲̤͉̘̣̇̾͂̽̀̀͜͠Ë̷̢͎͓̹́͑͋́͐͊̔̔̀͂͂̃͝͝͝D̸̨͖͕͓̣̣̖̖̙͉͎͛A̸͖̦͚͗͛̔̉͊̎͛̽̀̚͝Ċ̸̥̗͌́́̂͂́̂͊̚Ṫ̴̢̡̧̝̝̰͚͍̘͙̣̣͊͛͒̆̎͗̃̈́͂̕͘͜͠͝E̸̡̪̻͓̠͇͕̯͉͕̹̤̘̪̓͂̿̆̓͌̀͗̕͝͠ͅD̵̢̢̟̱̿͐̓]̵̧̡̡̤̠̤̫̬̺̣̖̯̝͗̔̈́̏͜_*
@raraysaya4 жыл бұрын
I did not think "You could palm that whole grundle!" would be a sentence that I would ever hear. lmao wtf Mark.
@wintersnow90854 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I am in charge of your life, scary right?" Me: Yes, I am going to die!
@terriblegoatman8264 жыл бұрын
Mark: *hits helicopter with plane* Also mark: why isn't this helicopter flying perfectly straight and smooth
@VioVanHelsing4 жыл бұрын
"Wait, you don't know how to fly a helicopter?" "THEN WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THE--"
@SpiceTheKing_4 жыл бұрын
Allstate: "Are you in good... Mark: Let me stop you right there
@XNightRider107X4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paigebarker224 жыл бұрын
5 minutes in and 5 mental breakdowns later... “Where’s the fire? In your loins?!?”
@thedyingandroid24804 жыл бұрын
Mark: *randomizes* “That’s not too bad.” Me: *sees the mutton chops* “No! Too much like Micah Bell!”
@masterjames26274 жыл бұрын
*MICAH!*
@therianprincess49024 жыл бұрын
My dumbass, hungry self just read that as Taco Bell. For fuck's sake.
@bearskeletor74114 жыл бұрын
You're dying black lung
@Skreero4 жыл бұрын
WHAAT?!
@diekedrake4 жыл бұрын
You're a waste of space
@firockfinion33264 жыл бұрын
In this video: Mark saves two people, then struggles with controls and dies several times.
@abumwiththedrip4 жыл бұрын
This game is 50% confusion, 35% yelling, 5% enjoyment, and 10% paintable signs.
@turbopanda70124 жыл бұрын
you forgot that confusion is supposed to say "bugs"
@abumwiththedrip4 жыл бұрын
@@turbopanda7012 true
@MaddyN653 жыл бұрын
him and lixian can literally make anything funny i swear
@AshlynOne4 жыл бұрын
"Engine temp is hot." *Literally the average temperature of a GPU at resting.* Mark...are you aware that engines can get VERY hot? Like...triple that temperature?
@AshlynOne3 жыл бұрын
@Jeremiah Cash Oh jeez I hadn't realized. Thank you for clarifying, I thought he was really out on the ocean in a boat rescuing people from natural disasters. Holy shit I was so cared for him. I truly can't believe I couldn't see the error of my ways and realize that the real world isn't made of polygons. Woe is me.
@lieselbrehmer4 жыл бұрын
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was on *scrub island* ”
@sierrafox17794 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the outpost is named after an old member of the Stormworks Community, Beginner. It’s not an island for beginner players, it’s an island for THE player Beginner...
@Toby_meow4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I don’t customize Also mark during the beginning of this:
@midnight12743 жыл бұрын
Being an experienced stormworker this made me laugh so many times XD
@LanthorTheMortal4 жыл бұрын
Wilford Warfstache is here to save you all and find Slenderman.