*I didn't mean to make this video 20 minutes, I guess my stamina is increasing!*
@craigporter88735 жыл бұрын
That was indeed the right Hannibal, he named his son after his father just to fuck with historians :)
@imperialamerican20515 жыл бұрын
Alex’s stamina is increased by 10 percent Alex’s hairline is increased by 10 percent
@ericson15625 жыл бұрын
No problem alex , Cesar was also half bald ;)
@Orimbar5 жыл бұрын
Level up+10
@MrDonosoi5 жыл бұрын
play medival 2 third age!
@damias8885 жыл бұрын
Hamilcar was "the lighting bolt" Alex the rambler is "the lightning bald"
@felixmustermann7905 жыл бұрын
BOY you didnt burn him, you threw him into lava
@alexdobma46945 жыл бұрын
The slightly bald
@damias8885 жыл бұрын
@@alexdobma4694 whoops sorry, i'm just a frenchy guy
@ari39035 жыл бұрын
@@damias888 And russian bear was the lightning blyat
@Left4Red5 жыл бұрын
We got Hannibal crossing the Alps Get ready for the sequel Hannibal crossing the Scalp
@jamesjfk17865 жыл бұрын
Ramblers hairline is like Drew Durnil, *Not Straight*
@cameronwhorf95465 жыл бұрын
please keep it at 69 likes, lol
@norr05135 жыл бұрын
JamesJFK 1 hairline jokes aren’t funny anymore
@jamesjfk17865 жыл бұрын
Yes lads, we got it on the comment corner
@BroskoiiYtb5 жыл бұрын
Alex: I'm good at Rome Total War 2! Also Alex, *destroys the economy by hiring only mercenaries and not recruiting units*
@gigachonker695 жыл бұрын
*Carthage in nutshell*
@Telamonian4 жыл бұрын
Carthage but irl!
@srippy17035 жыл бұрын
"I'm thinking of doing a sneak attack on Arse" ~Alex The Rambler 2019
@luminator9115 жыл бұрын
No one: Alex The Rambler: "MY HAIRLINE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL"
@norr05135 жыл бұрын
Luminator he said himself he knew it wasn’t the best
@luminator9115 жыл бұрын
@@norr0513 shhh....
@norr05135 жыл бұрын
Luminator no your idea of a comment is faulty
@luminator9115 жыл бұрын
@K D a bee yeeted into his throat
@SuperPyroCrafter5 жыл бұрын
Just one more episode **Netflix** Just one more page **Book** Just one more piece **Chocolate** Just one more hairline joke in _Rambler's comment corner_ **Actually Rambler Himself**
@luminator9115 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Just one more turn"
@tjpopcorn3825 жыл бұрын
"If I use these Calvary competently I can win" 2 minutes later he is retreating
@nonaccettanullah3015 жыл бұрын
*Alex* sends cav in a prolonged melee against spears *also Alex* "my cav is pretty much trash"
@andrewdowell26635 жыл бұрын
11:30 "While they're broken, I'll go into their behind" -Alex At least he didn't say that outside of Arse
@spooks18405 жыл бұрын
dont forget the "i'll beat them off" later
@cameronwhorf95465 жыл бұрын
Oh this is fat, 20 minutes of Alex playing Rome 2, just like 3 years ago
@cublee895 жыл бұрын
Alex: "let's sneak up on arse" "Omg I beat them off" George Takei: " ohhhh myyyyy"
@jan-willemgreyvenstein52345 жыл бұрын
Who would win? People talking bs about Alex's hairline Or Alex trying to make them stop it Triggering intensifies.
@aronblancia155 жыл бұрын
Probably the people talking.
@jamesjfk17865 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline is like the German army in 1945, *retreating on all sides*
@alexanderargyrakis76715 жыл бұрын
Alex saying his front hair is fine is like Hitler saying the eastern front in 1943 is fine. IT'S NOT TRUE
@copyrightclaim35415 жыл бұрын
"You can't trust a Greek can you?" (Germany slowly stares over their shoulder)
@ErieTigers025 жыл бұрын
Alex’s hairline is like his strategy It doesn’t exists
@jamesjfk17865 жыл бұрын
What do my submissions for comment corner and the Geneva convention have in common? *they are both things Alex chooses to ignore*
@crusader76595 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler's hairline is like the Kingdom of Jerusalem: we wish that we could restore them to their former glory.
@emperorcheddarcheese70085 жыл бұрын
"I'll do a sneak attack on Arse" Fbi would like to know your location
@SpiralingsphereofGAR5 жыл бұрын
You could just, you know, not read the hairline jokes. like.. Alex: No more hairline jokes, guys. Also Alex: Only reads the hairline jokes out loud
@jan-willemgreyvenstein52345 жыл бұрын
Alex talking about his stamina increasing, his hairline miraculously reclaims his head and destroys the baldness, its like the reconquista just for heads
@sanjuanspartan125 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the hairlines inquisition!!
@LocoMotive9315 жыл бұрын
My first ever faction when I played Rome 2 for the first time was Carthage, this vid sums up my experience.
@cirbam27475 жыл бұрын
"You guys need to stop the hairline jokes." -AlexTheRamber 2019 *Insert Drew hair joke*
@Valiant_Guardian5 жыл бұрын
“If I use my cavalry in a competent way, we might have a chance.” *wheeze*
@villus93845 жыл бұрын
You know Alex, you’re actually pretty good at this game. First one I’ve ever seen you be competent at, so congratulations!
@neilerator5 жыл бұрын
You could say Alex´s hairline is like my life. A reminder of how glorious the earlier years were
@kingsguard1005 жыл бұрын
Alex the Ramblers hairline is like The British Empire post 1945, declining
@bradyhamilton38275 жыл бұрын
The Roman Empire is just a conspiracy, so you kept history the exact same
@walx2745 жыл бұрын
I was gonna make a really messed up and bent joke Speaking of messed up bent things how is you hairline doing
@TheTop5OfEverything5 жыл бұрын
11:49 "Oh my god, I beat them off" - Rambler 2019
@BORED5145 жыл бұрын
Alex the Rambler: I'm back in the UK! one video later... Alex the Rambler: I'm back in Canada! one more video later... Alex the Rambler: my hairline is back in 4000BC!
@Piwde5 жыл бұрын
"If I recruit a few more mercenaries I might be able to go right up in them ((city of)arse)" -Alex The Rambler 2019
@joseafonso75315 жыл бұрын
Rambler: *has bad hair line* Comment section: *makes jokes about how bad his hairline is* Rambler: *cries* Also rambler: *stops showing his face in his vids so people will stop bulling him*
@sideswipe20735 жыл бұрын
Alex the Rambler: TAKE NO PRISONERS.
@jonasschepens5 жыл бұрын
As long as his hair doesn't start switching sides.
@FinnPotato5 жыл бұрын
Alex: 9:57 Me: Giggling like a little girl Edit: 10:20 too
@lizardplayz60805 жыл бұрын
2:30 when you bully Alex enough to make him joke about his own hairline
@salvadornunezcuevas44275 жыл бұрын
Oh Rambler you are awesome, that defense victory of Sicily was unexpected, and the capture of Roma was hillarious, Great!!
@yunes17895 жыл бұрын
I like how in Alex's videos' titles there's always a question mark cause he actually never succeeds. :/
@rislofthejust5 жыл бұрын
Drews hairline: Roman Empire Alex’s hairline: whatever the f#ck mussolini was doing
@Basmaster1005 жыл бұрын
"I just can't get a break Cannae?" Top notch pun there Alex!
@josephcerski34665 жыл бұрын
Total war is under appreciated for its artwork, for example the SPQR emblem shines brighter than the glare from Alex the Ramblers encroaching baldness.
@benjaminwalker77935 жыл бұрын
“I could do a sneak attack on Arse!” -Alex 2019
@timdeboer74005 жыл бұрын
Sneak attack on Arse, is that something you practise on with Drew?
@netserivry55615 жыл бұрын
4:08 it is the famous Hannibal, he was Hamilcar's son, not his father. That's why Hamilcar fought in the 1st Punic War and Hannibal fought in the 2nd
@Noahdecamps5 жыл бұрын
Alex be like: ‘stop the hairline jokes please’ Whole comment section: ‘let’s make some more hairline jokes’
@nigber16535 жыл бұрын
My favorite intro ALEX THE RAMBLER
@saddesk91915 жыл бұрын
Just started playing this a month ago! I LOVE YOU!
@Direphalanx5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal couldn’t go across the sea because of the Roman navy being too large. But I’m sure you knew that. Keep up the great videos!
@jeffyaboi18415 жыл бұрын
No one: Alex when he gets panicked: battlefield music 14:00
@captainshepard23885 жыл бұрын
"I could go in and attack them, take arse and wipe them out just like that. If I recruit more mercenaries I should be able to go right up in them" - Alex the Bold-ler, 2019
@kessel2515 жыл бұрын
"I'll go into their behind. Frenzied charge." -Alex the Rambler 2019
@yoshilorak58975 жыл бұрын
Hannibal Barca: "Rome cannot be defeated." AlexTheRambler: "Just burn it."
@SecundumMagnusStultus5 жыл бұрын
Elephants: *charge at 1,489 romans* 1,489 Romans: "Guess I'll die"
@DobroDed765 жыл бұрын
"Straigh through them, you've shakend them" Are we talking about buttocks?
@australiansebmeow5 жыл бұрын
keep up the great videos Alex
@onesnoffledshotgun5 жыл бұрын
Alex: Why didn’t Hannibal attack from Sicily? Hannibal:Cringes at Alex’s understanding of history
@zacharybaguzis47805 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, you captured Rome in 245 BC, and in the cutscene, the Colosseum was shown, but construction on the Colosseum didn't start until 70 AD. I'm starting to think this whole Hannibal capturing Rome thing may be a little historically inaccurate
@CRKennat5 жыл бұрын
Just ignore the hairline jokes. Just like how your hair is ignoring your head. And just like your hair, they will go away.
@al-uc7cb5 жыл бұрын
Alex's hair is falling apart quicker than the collapse of Alexander the great's empire xd
@LoneCoyoteSkip5 жыл бұрын
Alex, God created very few perfect heads, the rest he covered in hair, and I like you are just taking a little while for our perfection to show.
@DobroDed765 жыл бұрын
No one: Alex The Rambler: Battle is going OK so far!
@thecoldestwars69855 жыл бұрын
Rome- falls to elephants. Juliaus ceaser- why me ?
@FSXiscool15 жыл бұрын
Ramblers hair has crossed the Rubicon in its march towards baldness
@nakenmil5 жыл бұрын
It's over Alex, I have the high ground.
@shaunrobbins29545 жыл бұрын
Rambler: stop making hair line jokes Rambler:proceeds to make hair line joke
@haydenwallacesmith5 жыл бұрын
So about the "why didn't Hannibal attack through Sicily?" It's because that is where Rome thought Carthage would attack. Rome had two main armies one was sent to their holdings in Spain and the other was sent to Sicily, that is one of the reasons why Hannibal did so well.
@MrDemonBaby5 жыл бұрын
"Sneak attack arse"- A man I look up to
@mattiasholse64775 жыл бұрын
Rome II - Artillery only edetion
@hayyankhalil22275 жыл бұрын
Me : tries to be in *RAMBLERS COMMENT CORNER* Rambler: i might put that in Hairline joke: *exists* Rambler: ITS AMAZING
@madjackchurchill27055 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline is the missing piece of the maginot line, between the border with Belgium and the sea
@AnubisMRM5 жыл бұрын
@Alex: you can declare war to Edetani without the Arevaci helping them by simply selecting the Cessetani and offering to join their war against Edetani. You can always use this trick when declaring war against factions who have allies and are at war with different factions. I don't think is a feature, but a bug. So to the QA of CA... you are not doing your job. I think I started using this exploit since the first Rome game, but I don't remember exactly and I would be surprised if they fixed it in the games after Attila (I didn't play any of them).
@CastantheIV5 жыл бұрын
Alex the rambler? More like, Alexa the rambler! *That iluminati song starts playing*
@ComedyJakob5 жыл бұрын
There's an incredible amount of innuendo here
@neilerator5 жыл бұрын
Alex: "The front of my hairline is fine" Napoleon and Hitler also thought that the Russian front is fine...
@YuiFunami5 жыл бұрын
Rambler's spirit animal is a cross between pingu and a bald eagle
@Dorilabo5 жыл бұрын
One good thing to come from this is the survival of the Library of Alexandria
@Duke_Krst5 жыл бұрын
More total war please!:) your kicking ass man. And might I say your hair looks sharp.
@alexpulman70375 жыл бұрын
It's cold up on the Alps, shame you ain't got no head fur to keep you warm.
@darkimpqstqr5 жыл бұрын
Alex: *reads comment without a hairline joke* Everyone: Wait, that's illegal!
@DetectiveMekova5 жыл бұрын
8:22 It isn't necessarily that the cavalry sucks, it's just they have to us their mobility to their advantage. It's a LOT of micromanaging, but you can easily flank ranged units and even spearmen on both sides with your cavalry to demoralize them. Then again, Carthaginian units in general are garbage. Once I fought a custom battle with a full Carthaginian army vs peasants and the peasants routed my front line.
@KFlave5 жыл бұрын
So when are Drew ISP and Alex doing a multiplayer mega campaign together?
@sethfarmer43075 жыл бұрын
Alex the Rambler: No more hairline jokes... Alex the Rambler:"makes hairline joke about him self 10 seconds later"
@hughmanviewingaccount17185 жыл бұрын
People:*basically bully Alex* Alex:oh pfft I don’t care
@ZombieRise75 жыл бұрын
I think putting your hoplites in the middle of your formation will improve the performance of your army, 'cause they have more defence and will be able to hold the line better than your swordsmen, and your swordsmen, as they are more mobile, use them on your wings. English isn't my first language, so I hope what I wrote is understandable.
@TheGraveOne5 жыл бұрын
Alex: I could always reload and you won't see this part HOI4 Viewers: SELECT IRONMAN MODE
@smurfeburf5 жыл бұрын
Alex saying he’s hairline isn’t bolding is the same as Hitler in the fürherbunker in 1945 telling himself that he’s gonna win
@cpat10685 жыл бұрын
"Oh my God I beat them off" -Alex The Rambler 2019
@cameronyoung88385 жыл бұрын
More total war videos - I love watching Alex conquer arse
@angryjaffas86945 жыл бұрын
Looks like Alex finally cured his incompetence, if only he could cure his baldness too.
@lummeltv65825 жыл бұрын
The late roman empire was like alexes hairline. Divided and weak.
@orangejuice12245 жыл бұрын
"I'll go into their behind" -Alex the Rambler, 2019
@sirarthur64635 жыл бұрын
Alex's hairline is like Hannibal's army marching towards Rome
@liamwilson37045 жыл бұрын
Nobody asks for Alex's Comment Corner Alex: If you don't stop making jokes about my hairline, I'll stop 'Alex's Comment Corner'
@spohrkss80545 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but I just absolutely love the back ground music for Alex I would watch the video just for the music is that weird???
@timobrenn5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Alex The Rambler: *StOp TaLkInG aBoUt My HaIrLiNe.*
@TurtleFish8235 жыл бұрын
“Am I winning? Oh my god I beat them off.” -Alex The Rambler 2019
@jhewes.59232 жыл бұрын
I’m playing on hard and I allowed Sicily to fall so Syracuse could build it after a rebellion. I allowed Sardinia to fall because it was unholdable to the Romans. I back Nova Carthage and Libya all the way and consolidated Africa and southern Iberia and become friends with Egypt so my eastern flank was secure. I made allies of Knossos and Rhodos to help my unnatainaible naval ambitions and befriend Athens and Sparta. I’ve researched merc research to make them cheaper and built my economy, built everything and defended against Syracuse in thapsos (easy to do when you build garrison there and Carthage because you can move and army from either) now I’m at Syracuse with a full stack everywhere, I’ve paid the celts and maesallyi to join the war to draw Roman soldiers away from my frontier. Averni are powerful and they’ve just declared war. Invade through Sicily. Thank me later!