*I haven't got the massive Dong this time but plenty of peasants!*
@loganiushere5 жыл бұрын
How are you doing on this fine afternoon, sir?
@loganiushere5 жыл бұрын
Right now I am playing HOI4
@loganiushere5 жыл бұрын
Also, I’m sending these comments from Omaha, NE, USA
@atomsmasher92795 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler! I have a big dong right now from hèńtàí
@zoltanberze-simko90585 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler! Getting a massive DONG is always good👌🏻
@KnightSlasher5 жыл бұрын
Peasants are op in Assassins creed they always pushed me in the water and I died
@awesomedonut82285 жыл бұрын
Crossbow one in the face and they’ll leave you alone.
@nekhbet_8535 жыл бұрын
4:06 im encouraging people to have kids „I guide others to a treasure that I cannot posses“
@RedGreekWolf5 жыл бұрын
*insert pedophilia joke here*
@chs26185 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be nice and assume your infertile lol
@bgb26875 жыл бұрын
*secretly sponsored by the PRC*
@wisdomleader855 жыл бұрын
*The Internationale Intensifies*
@vinitsy5 жыл бұрын
Peasents? China? Looks like the young mao is back
@wisdomleader855 жыл бұрын
LMAO....
@rageleague1885 жыл бұрын
LeckMichImArsch ya spelt it wrong. It's mao. You shall be punished for disrespecting our great leader!
@wisdomleader855 жыл бұрын
@@rageleague188 Fuuuu*k....very well then. I shall castrate myself for my own redemption. Amao...
@wisdomleader855 жыл бұрын
@@viveka2994 I surrender..... i.pinimg.com/originals/93/4a/48/934a4894558d1d7ededdd276d2f3b5a4.jpg
@aminhilali14715 жыл бұрын
He protec He attack But most importantly He man
@DiamondCripple5 жыл бұрын
Thousands of men dying and the future of China being determined below him, Alex: "wow that bird is pretty"
@imaverywhere62525 жыл бұрын
Mao’s Little Red Book is so great, even Little Red Riding Hood reads it
@jacob89035 жыл бұрын
I grew up on Dynasty Warriors so I freaking love seeing this video. Please do more of this if like Wu Wei or Shu are options please do one. I’m definitely getting this game this literally made me so happy
@HUASHU035 жыл бұрын
6:53 Alex: Please be quiet woman Media: KZbinr wants women to silence themselves
@PAINNN6665 жыл бұрын
youtubers* this bitch is annoying so he isn't first and certainly isn't last who needs silence.
@DBT10075 жыл бұрын
"ThIS iS My bODy. yOU CAn'T dICtAtE wHAT aM I GonNa Do!!1!1!"
@MrPink-bi8kn5 жыл бұрын
I have my own KZbin channel and in one of my videos I said the exact same thing to the advisor that popped up on my screen, so that's KZbinrs want women to silence themselves
@Aqueox5 жыл бұрын
Lügenpresse.
@kerrell955 жыл бұрын
The reason I like Imperator is that it got me into EU4 again.
@ToyosatomimiNoThug5 жыл бұрын
Total War: “what color should we make the yellow turban rebellion?” Common sense: “what about yellow?” Total War: “I really like blue y’know”
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын
If a revolution happened during the Three Kingdoms of Korea, my grandpa Kim Il-sung would lead the way
@Steamed5 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-un Why don’t you build a time machine for him? I mean wHy dO u nEeD tO fEeD uR pEoPlE amirite lol exdee
@erwinrommel65615 жыл бұрын
@@Graham105 the real Kim jong un u fake
@isaacj29145 жыл бұрын
Alex:I think I'll go for the mob tactics again... Me: you are peasants, do you have a choice?
@arjay05ifty5 жыл бұрын
That's the Yellow Turban which Cao Cao subdued and razed Dong Zhou's Remaining Cities,and His Weakened Army. when Dong Zhou was killed by his Foster son,Lu Bu
@garykenny47885 жыл бұрын
Total war is trying to put in 1980s kids TV characters into a Ancient Chinese War game,the sneaky devils...
@tyson61275 жыл бұрын
All the Chinese knock off He-Man merchandise must of confused them so he ended up in the romance of the three kingdoms
@Kipark525 жыл бұрын
If you couldnt tell the Yellow Turbans have the exact same mechanic as in ROTK where if they at all take over the city with the Emperor they will IMMEDITALY make the emperor abdicate
@anthonyromanelli13925 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Chairman He’s Little Yellow Book to release
@tyfleming77715 жыл бұрын
Tip for this: use a lot of cavalry and flame arrows to break moral before they can deal any real damage
@jabberstock13755 жыл бұрын
6:52 Man silences woman for giving advice - 200 AD colorized
@j.murphy48845 жыл бұрын
"My main enemy Yuan Shao can't even get to me at the moment" *vassalises behind you* Nothing personal kid.
@keycrafter74715 жыл бұрын
I feel like Drew is waiting for you at the airport for some slapping
@thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын
Did the peasants get less food after they won their ancient communist revolution
@miles42605 жыл бұрын
Alex I’m pretty sure you have to get He Yi to be the rank of Emperor and then you have to kill all the other emperor characters on the map and then you become emperor of China and win the game.
@Abby_Liu5 жыл бұрын
I'm just loving these 3 kingdom videos. watching everyone butcher the names is great
@maxomat43195 жыл бұрын
He should play Shogun 1 if he reaches 300k before his Birthday.:D
@Ryan-ij3ge5 жыл бұрын
One good thing about Imperator Rome is there was a lot of Roman history videos sponsored by it.
@Homeschoolsw65 жыл бұрын
1:45..." middle of China. " I'm playing as He Yi now. Seeing his position on the map was a wake up. Attack!
@MrLC-cd8ms5 жыл бұрын
5:27 Peacefully looking at the beautiful sky while people are making the Armenian genocide look like a fucking joke
@adamon55775 жыл бұрын
Quantity haves in own quality - Joseph Stalin
@benzski445 жыл бұрын
Is it on easy mode? I know you can’t handle hard games.
@KevinMcScrooge5 жыл бұрын
Why hello there.
@ee-ly4jb5 жыл бұрын
Can you not pretend to be hitler? By running an account like this you could potentially get in trouble irl in the future, if you wish to continue anyway, well, best of luck. -a well wisher
@KevinMcScrooge5 жыл бұрын
@@ee-ly4jb stop, get some help.
@ee-ly4jb5 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Davis just trying to be helpful. :)
@MisterSpinalzo5 жыл бұрын
@@ee-ly4jb he's having youtube on hard more, have some respect
@calebbarger39025 жыл бұрын
He Yi is more like ‘Huh EE’ just for your future knowledge.
@mauricebeyjr6115 жыл бұрын
Pronunciations were *T H I C K*
@Cybermat475 жыл бұрын
Whenever Alex makes a 3K video, my starting situation is very hard.
@Ninjamagics5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 30
@doomcooper95495 жыл бұрын
This was really cool! Would love to see more!
@benbot16805 жыл бұрын
It's almost your birthday? Well happy birthday, and good luck.
@SpudfudXD5 жыл бұрын
1:32 when you've Yee'd your last Haw
@tannerdouglascole64895 жыл бұрын
Do a campaign series for Total War: Three Kingdoms. Please and thank you.
@tobimaster10555 жыл бұрын
Alex: I somehow need to recruit Lu Bu into this Me: Oh boy do I have the package deal for you
@rednation1495 жыл бұрын
Alex you made papa Stalin proud for the workers Union
@hurricanedorian48975 жыл бұрын
Alex hair lines jokes are more likely then North Korea threatening to nuke some one VERY LIKELY In other news Alex’s hair line goes to war with Alex’s four head Alex’s hair line has evacuated to his neck ( edit by neck I mean the back of his neck)
@Ahhahahaha2775 жыл бұрын
I hope you know that what the yellow turbans actually wanted was to put another emperor on the throne
@lummeltv65825 жыл бұрын
Alex*creates a intro for ramblers Comment corner* Also Alex: *stops bringing comment corner*
@No-sl8wp5 жыл бұрын
When you scream HE MAN and the nabough is saying what is this almost bald man scraming
@cantspeakcantspeak795 жыл бұрын
Thus a new empire was formed, the empire for the peasants, of the peasants, by the peasants, however as they succeeds the rebellion, newly independent Korea in the North and the independent Vietnam seeks for revenge. And the rich people are planning to take back China, will the peasants be safe?
@chloemcafee26575 жыл бұрын
Alex the Rambler is the best at War
@dannyvonwulffen44025 жыл бұрын
*AND I SAY HEEYYYYEEEYYEEEYYEYE HEEEYEEEYEEY. I SAID HEY!*
@sjsabattis5 жыл бұрын
6:54 epic gamer moment
@sirarthur64635 жыл бұрын
Me : Alex,can you do total war three kingdoms stream on youtube Alex : No Me : Why Alex?? Alex : Because you said my hairline is like Dr Phil Son
@dayuliu8485 жыл бұрын
all workers of the world united!
@TheMrYadrian4 жыл бұрын
8:22 Peasants are 'HEROIC' xd
@wilhelmt.muller1705 жыл бұрын
HE MAN... THE MANN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
@thomasturner69805 жыл бұрын
U should have 5 billion subscribers by the time your 50
@bsm2395 жыл бұрын
Total War: He Man _Feminists want to know your location_
@justsomeguy88495 жыл бұрын
Do China: Maos legacy next. It’s like six bucks. It’s also hard as hell
@jakejacques5 жыл бұрын
I know you are not playing hearts of irons 4 much anymore but I came up with a great idea. You have to rebuild the German empire with all its colonies. you also have to bring back your allies Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire. Then you have to go to war with the world. You can use any modes you want to try to do this but you must use road to 56.
@davidquezada505 жыл бұрын
Alex thee rambler is good at total war.
@zhin21275 жыл бұрын
o maj god aleks u realli are an rambler
@subvertgaming87965 жыл бұрын
Is that why PDX Con tickets are being sold at a discount?
@mattyb53085 жыл бұрын
The best Total war player in the world strikes again
@zadubs10375 жыл бұрын
Lots of people have their own books!
@dennispashin43935 жыл бұрын
And together, they form the *Yee-Hee!*
@Coolinjay045 жыл бұрын
How did he get his reform menu to look like that?
@ReviveHF5 жыл бұрын
Who needs Lu Bu if you have He Man at your side.
@TheFivegoodemperors5 жыл бұрын
I would rather die than betray my cause! Alright then. clicks execute*
@starlight52365 жыл бұрын
Love this video, buy He Yi and you get He Man
@patrickliao23435 жыл бұрын
It's actually Heh-man but your pronunciation was still awesome lol
@bangalek695 жыл бұрын
"HE MAN!" SUBSCRIBING. love from indonesia 🇮🇩
@samppalinna55775 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'm the only one who saw the same, but I think I just saw a picture of Alex were he had some hair on left.
@luiszapata39845 жыл бұрын
Alex !! Continue this campaign !!
@HenryHubPlatts5 жыл бұрын
Could you do a full three kingdoms series. Where you try to unite the whole of China
@meatusbeatus55485 жыл бұрын
Mao is back, back again.
@youtubenoob10835 жыл бұрын
Dude,dongzhuo is the ancient Mussolini 😂😂
@Calboyoo5 жыл бұрын
Much like Alex, his present of 300k subs is coming early
@jliu5245 жыл бұрын
The best part about watching this game is listening to westerners stumble around the pronunciations. He man, the massive dong... We need to start implementing these nicknames into the curriculum in China.
@zadubs10375 жыл бұрын
Yo is fine. Depends on how and why you say it.
@Double-trouble5 жыл бұрын
Full series please!
@davidquezada505 жыл бұрын
Save imperator Rome! Has potiential!
@maxbenjim22435 жыл бұрын
Hero of the Great Patriotic War (The Greatest Total War Player)
@janosattilanyilas96805 жыл бұрын
5:59 The guy's name is Gou Da... Cheese...
@mexicoball25295 жыл бұрын
The Chad Meta P vs The Virgin Cao Cao
@gamerskymandx14925 жыл бұрын
Top gear outro nice
@georgelias19275 жыл бұрын
Just here for this: 0:02 XDD
@LMTN135 жыл бұрын
does that general work at wynsors?
@Lyserus5 жыл бұрын
He Yi's He sounds more like the "he" in "hehehehehe" than the "he/she"'s He XD
@omaral-farouqjaafar27705 жыл бұрын
alex schoolars are pretty good duelist
@xXSCDTXx5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say not wanting to live under the Chinese Empire is communist lol. Still great video.
@charyssewatkins97575 жыл бұрын
In hoi4 i triple dog dare you to play as france and take over the world. You can use any and i mean ANY MOD
@kapitankapital65805 жыл бұрын
He Yi, aka Chairman Tao.
@KevinMcScrooge5 жыл бұрын
That's pretty hot.
@k_aesar5 жыл бұрын
*ARTILLERY ONLY AT 300K*
@donnaduffy53535 жыл бұрын
Please play as Sinkiang and take over all of modern day China, as well as Mongolia, Japan and the Soviet Union.
@MasterB8r4205 жыл бұрын
More three kingdoms!!
@themutant28165 жыл бұрын
Alex the Fambler
@fadedfilms6065 жыл бұрын
you should 1v1 tommy k,i believe in you :D, that would be an amazing video
@sinonkryze36385 жыл бұрын
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4